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Above: Svelte ghetto anthropologist observes darkies in their Detroit habitat. ‘New Book: “The Black Man’s Guide to How to Cheat on Your Woman”‘ Apparently, black men have so little control over their animalistic passions that they’ll even commit adultery with fat ‘sistuhs’. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

So Predictable: Pro-Terrorist, Anti-Semitic Arab Group Attacks “Anti-Semitic” Ann Coulter Above: The Grosse Pointe Blankity-Blank OMG, you want to talk anti-Semitism? How about when some freakin’ honk-nosed, scheming International Conspiracy niggity-nogs called Ann Coulter ‘anti-Semitic’ when all she said was that Jews aren’t as good as Christians?! ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected […]

Debbie Schlussel: Above: The Costco Coulter Terrorism Investigation: Fumes Released at Spokane Mall Who released noxious fumes into a Spokane, Washington mall in January, injuring at least 36 people? Um… Okay, maybe not him, but we suddenly got an idea for a little contest, based on the old Tootsie Pop ads, which basically goes like […]

When Your Doctor is a Muslim: Medical Terrorism Comes to America According to this fictitious account, a man who was Jewish died due to the malpractice of a doctor who is Muslim. We are all Holocaust survivors now. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. Bonus screaming lunacy below the fold:

By tomorrow it will have become excessive. But we’ve got tonight, baby! “Random” Washington Post Online Cover Photo from VTech THE WASHINGTON POST PUT VILE COCKROACH MUSLIMS ON THE COVER!!! IS THIS A MISTAKE HAHAHA NO!!!! THE MSM IS COZY IN BED WITH THE INTERNATIONAL JEWISH CONSPIRA…wait, I mean Muslim…SPIRACY!!! ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel […]

Yes, I’ve been following it but I can’t really take sides yet. How the hell am I supposed to tell which one of them is full of it? Could they both be wrong? UPDATE: Just wading into it now. There’s some great shit going on here: Yes, sadly, there are a growing number of anti-Semites […]

ABOVE: Debbie Schlussel, Patriot Shorter Frau Debbie Schlüssel von Flügelhorn Good News: Prez Obama Comments on Most Important Issue of the Day We must fight feed the terrorists Haitians in Iraq Haiti or we’ll have to fight feed the terrorists Haitians here.* ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are […]

Frau Debbie Schlüsselschtuck, www.muslimscanbitemybutt.com Feel Old?: “Animal House” Turns 30 Animal House may be a classic, but it would have been better with less drinking and rule-breaking. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™

Debbie Schlussel (left) and Insane Clown (left) I certainly figured that the Olympic gold medal won by Henry Cejudo, an American citizen whose parents are undocumented aliens from Mexico, would have created a groundswell of outrage among certain of the looney-tunier quarters of the blogosphere. Michelle Malkin, the sworn nemesis of all “anchor babies,” I […]

Little Debbie’s been busy. Here are some shorters: ‘Why Are Muslims @ the Border So Protective of Their Electronics?’ Muslim immigrants have no right to complain about being treated with suspicion at border checks, because everyone knows that an inherent characteristic of their tribe is a compulsion to mass murder. Above: “GTFO, Ahmed! An’ take […]