The Schlussel-Hannity dust-up
Posted on March 19th, 2010 by Brad
Yes, I’ve been following it but I can’t really take sides yet. How the hell am I supposed to tell which one of them is full of it? Could they both be wrong?
UPDATE: Just wading into it now. There’s some great shit going on here:
Yes, sadly, there are a growing number of anti-Semites on the right, and Erick Erickson is one of them.
Plus — Ollie North is involved??? Wow-wah-wee-wah-wow. I have no idea who is lying here. This may be one of those rare situations where you have an unnatural convergence of crazy resulting in all sides of the dispute somehow being correct.
FINALLY!
Can they do that one thing like in that Michael Jackson video where they are both given knives and their wrists are tied together? Comedy gold!
Brad, this question was raised three years ago.
Is Schussel the box-wine one? I lose track, and I’m certainly not getting out of the boat.
Is Schussel the box-wine one?
Althouse.
It’s an easy mistake. They’re both “blonde”.
Maybe but she’s not the definitively box wine one. That would be Ann Althouse. The shame of UW Madison Law School.
You are quick on the draw today actor212
Could they both be wrong?
Perhaps Debbie Schlussel is right for the wrong reasons.
I really don’t think it’s a hard case to make that Princess Sean Hannity would suck down most of his charity funds into maintaining his royal lifestyle.
Thank both of you numerically-nymmed folks for setting me straight.
Ann Althouse’s initials are AA. Co-incidence?
I’ve been looking at the comments on and off all day. It’s pretty great to see Schlussel commenters calling each other out for stupidity and sycophancy.
Fixxored.
[premptive FYWP if the <strike> tag doesn’t work]
I was not up on this juicy development, and as soon as I started digging I saw the update on Schlussel’s website where she bashes Erick Erickson. “The Sadly Naughts must know this!” I shouted, frightening my puppy. Alas, you’re on top of it.
That being said, I have no inside knowledge of Hannity’s Freedom Concerts, nor have I researched the issue, so I don’t know for sure whether or not it is a scam. However, it would be irresponsible not to speculate that sadly, yes, it is.
I just stumbled in here and saw this item. I haven’t heard about any Schlussel-Hannity dust-up, nor do I really care. I’m not a fan of retard-fighting. But your question caught my attention: Could they both be wrong?
Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods?
Has either of these fuckwits ever been right about anything?
I’m not a fan of retard-fighting
It’s the second most popular topic on YouTube after bum fighting.
Most likely they’re both wrong: Sean Hannity IS promoting a scam, and Debbie’s critics (on this issue) are not motivated by antisemitism but rather they are upset because she dared attack the right. I can’t wait until Erickson calls her a socialist.
I’m not a fan of retard-fighting
Your comment made Baby Trig cry.
I’m not going to be happy until they start arguing about whether “goat fucking child molester” is a slur or you know, just Dad.
And Schusssseell is the Schlitz one.
Antisemite. A person who disagrees with Debbie Schlussel and/or shows sympathy for a Muslim. A-N-T-I-S-E-M-I-T-E. Antisemite.
Next thing you know Erick Erickson will be claiming that Ms. Schlussel is not attractive and not a natural dishwater blonde.
This could be the beginning of great things. What if all of the wingnuts suddenly discovered that they could up their own profiles by outing embarrassing things about each other? The implosion would be mightly, and the lulz would be immense.
“Ann Althouse’s initials are AA. Co-incidence?”
ZOMG! So are Amy Alkon’s! Ann Althouse = AA, Amy Alkon = AA
AA = AA
A
A= AAA = A
Proof that they are both the same person and Objectivists too.
Burn, Baby, Burn!
Yes, I’ve been following it but I can’t really take sides yet.
I can. Schlussel’s general disposition makes her media unfriendly even by Fox standards and that’s saying something. Hannity has more to lose. Therefore I can safely root for Debbuh in this case knowing full well that she could never profit from winning this fracas.
77south said,
You are quick on the draw today actor212
77south is DKW’s mum?
God, her troutpout scares me.
Can’t we all just agree that Hannity is a pompous thieving fraud AND that Debs is paranoid mentally deranged harpie?
Debbie Schlussel strikes me as the more honest of the two. I mean, she would never be caught dead watching a game with Keith Olbermann. On the other hand, it takes a lot more evilness to rip off 20mil from a charity than to accuse someone else of it, and that type of evil is rare.
killing each other in an orgy of blood, wetsuits, and dildoes
WITH BIG RED STRAPS.
You know, a few months ago I began to suspect that Debs was really some kind of parody of a conservative blogger. Maybe, once she realized that she was actually being taken seriously, she figured she could do more damage by exposing conservative scams from the “right”. Or maybe she is just crazy, and, well, you know what they say about blind squirels and nuts.
Looks like a win-win to me.
You know what they say. Root for injuries.
On the who’s right front, it’s a broken clock thing for sure.
To solve it though, I have just two words, THUNDERDOME BITCHES!
Perhaps they could have some sort of high-speed car race to determine who is correct. Broadcast rights to Fox of course.
Debbie Schlussel strikes me as the more honest of the two.
I’ll give you that Schlussel is more honest in her emotional reactions than Insanity.
While neither truly gives a shit about the troops, Hannity is an unctuous weasel while Debbuh can exhibit Geller-levels of banshee-ness.
Perhaps they could have some sort of high-speed car race to determine who is correct. Broadcast rights to Fox of course.
Nuclear cage match, Fox studio.
Debbie Schlussel strikes me as the more honest of the two.
I agree, because I think she’s too obsessive-compulsive and unimaginative to lie very well.
Could Deb be the next Charles Johnson?
Man, the vitriol’s gonna fly!
Nuclear cage match, Fox studio.
Hannity wouldn’t have a prayer.
I like it!
The reaction at freeperville is more than amusing. They’re taking sides and it aint pretty.
FYWP
How to get the truth? Hannity must be waterboarded.
i picked up a guy one morning while working. he was all messed up and i asked him what he did the night before and if he got any sleep. he told me he smoked crack all night. then, on the stretcher, he started kicking his feet and pumping his fists in the air yelling “i love it, i love it, i love it!!”. the pure joy he had was something i didn’t know i would ever feel. reading this made me kick my feet a little under the computer desk. 😉
Could Deb be the next Charles Johnson?
Deb’s too far gone.
Although to be fair, 2 years ago I couldn’t imagine Charles Johnson being the next Charles Johnson.
Debbie, das* Schlüssel für ein Geheimnis!
I know, the noun is masculine; I’m taking liberties here.
I’m rooting for the first opportunist who drops a bomb on them while they’re in the same place.
Repent! The wingularity is upon us! Zombie Reagan stirs in R’lyeh! Ia! Ia! Gipper fthagn!
Perhaps they could have some sort of high-speed car race to determine who is correct
Starring Debbie Schlussel as “Auto von Bitchmark” and Sean Hannity as “Piston Pants”.
killing each other in an orgy of blood, wetsuits, and dildoes
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN
She’s the one who gets all tingly when Tinkerbell wears that slutty leaf dress.
Also, does it matter who loses a fratricidal wingnut fight? The audience still wins.
Will this be a fight to death?
Which one will be (tea)bagged first?
There can be only one!
Warning- link contains post-Zardoz content.
Any possibility this little slap fight will affect Erksome’s CNN gig?
She’s the one who gets all tingly when Tinkerbell wears that slutty leaf dress.
I thought she loved the dress, not so much the butch look…
Will it cement it if there’s grief in it for Fox?
Any possibility this little slap fight will affect Erksome’s CNN gig?
I’m hoping this is a tar-baby that sticks to as many of them as possible.
Root for injuries, indeed.
Will it cement it if there’s grief in it for Fox?
I don’t think CNN’s got those kind of balls. I was thinking more along the lines of “eek, another rightie called our pet rightie an anti-semite! Run away!”
I’m filled with freude at Hannity’s schaden.
At Debbie’s:
Apart from this being wrong, it’s simply begging for the most insane search I can get to that post with.
histrogeek said,
To solve it though, I have just two words, THUNDERDOME BITCHES!
Oh, histrogeek, haven’t we moved beyond Thunderdome?
Hannity, Frau Schlussel, Erickerick Erickson, AND Ollie North?
Good lord, it’s like a WWF Smackdown of Asshattery!
Good lord, it’s like a WWF Smackdown of Asshattery!
Or a black hole of stupidity.
“Debbie Schlussel” “as a crackpot” “With a giant” “black hole”
A blindfolded demolition derby of fucknuttery!
This is what it sounds like…when hawks cry.
Seriously, for the kids’ sake I want this to be bullshit. But OH MY GOD will enjoy watching him spin if it’s true.
Then again maybe embezzlement IOKIYAR and he’s teflon.
For the record, I’ve always been convinced that Ollie North does his best to fumblingly tell the truth as he understands it, given that he is a crazy person who deliberately restricts his sources of information to other crazy ideologues. He’s like a small child having an imaginary tea party with his stuffed animals who, even though he’s making it all up as he goes, remains internally consistent enough that if he calls his stuffed baby chick (Bird Colonel Peep Peep) Bird Colonel Tweet Tweet by mistake he will angrily correct himself. Then flog himself with one of his own medals 700 times later for being a bad boy.
At Debbie’s:
Google Search Results
You arrived here after searching for the following phrases:
* hannity
* corrupt
* fundraising
Click a phrase to jump to the first occurrence, or return to the search results.
I’m not sure how Debbie’s doing this, but I did not do a Google search. I think this is another one of their little half-assed conservawebsite deceptions, like “Do You Agree with OBAMACARE?”
The comments at BigShluberment are priceless. A few leap to the defense of InSeannity by claiming whoever accused him (eeek-another rightwing blogger) is using Alinsky tactics.
Don’t these poor shlubs ever get sick of saying this shit. They may as well be using numbers, it would save them time.
That accuser is using #4
No, it’s clearly #8, you moron.@3!
I tell you it’s #4
Yeah, well so’s your #2!
I love this. What a wonderful shitstorm for a Friday night! Over at the Corner, K-Lo posted one of her blind, craven posts endorsing Freedom Alliance. (She’s the sort of person who would endorse *any* response FA made, no matter how stupid, because she doesn’t have the capacity to evaluate evidence and just wants to know that her heroes aren’t in trouble.) Anyway, I’ll be interested to see if anyone else responds.
My take on it is as follows:
1) There isn’t any solid evidence that Hannity did anything wrong, other than being a little bit injudicious in choosing a charity.
2) I have no idea if FA is doing anything illegal. The IRS reporting requirements are no doubt arcane. so while their classification of program expenses may be counterintuitive to the rest of us, it may actually be by the book. That said,
3) FA is FUCKED UP. They’re spending very little on vets and a whole hell of a lot on…other stuff. Yes, there are expenses that don’t directly benefit vets, and some of them are legitimate (if you’re going to send checks to vets, you’re obviously going to have to pay for postage, envelopes, and check printing fees), but it’s simply bizarre that so little of their cash is going to the intended recipients.
4) Boy, this is fun.
Hitler vs. Stalin
Yankees Vs. Red Socks
Doctor Doom Vs. Lex Luthor
Schlussel Vs. Hannity
I can’t root for any of them. Hope there is a lot blood and both sides lose.
What was it Kissinger said about it being a pity that both sides couldn’t lose? The best outcome would be for Schlussel to be discredited and relegated to obscurity, while FA shuts down and Ollie North finally goes to prison. I doubt that’ll happen (well, I doubt the latter), but it’ll be interesting.
Christ, Debbie did her homework for once. If Judy Miller had put in haklf of this effort in 2002 then she might have learned that Chalabi was full of shit.
mmy, I disagree. Judy Miller did put out effort: she was intentionally lying and deceptive. I can’t fathom you assuming she was trying to do the right thing; she’s a horrible, scheming pile of evil who was happy to lie for her masters.
One could hope that aspiring conservative journalists who start to realize the extremely target rich environment that other conservative luminaries make and start going after them. Hopefully Debbie starts a trend. We are talking about a movement, of, for and by sociopaths, it’s strange that they don’t turn on each other more often in pursuit of fame.
What was it Kissinger said about it being a pity that both sides couldn’t lose?
Well, if FA is the bogus load of crap it certainly appears to be then:
1. Hannity is going to be pretty damaged goods. Caveat, I thought the fucker was toast after word of his creative editting got out – so he’ll probably ride it out.
2. Gonna be hard to get anyone willing to go a Freedom Concert, let alone play one. Apparently the new season starts in August.
3. Schlussel is going to be on the outs with the In Club of wingtards. Her traffic is probably sky high right now, but long term it’s gonna be net minus all the Fox-fanatics.
Could be wins all round.
We miss Ollie North. He used to sell us missiles.
It would also be nice if Ollie North finally got his dick caught in the fan blades. He has been dining of this bogus Semper Fi shit for decades. I’d like to see him trashed, tarred and feathered (For Great Justice).
Sarah Palin’s Philosophic Baboon’s Blood Ice
I didn’t have a name for this goop so my boyfriend’s friend named it the Mother of All Suicidal Children. It is. Make sure to get a big glass of milk.
Ingredients:
1 madborn half-elf
1 baboon’s blood
7 bunches Chassidykle Sabbatical’s Machine, grated
4 bags Vipr Capped’s Zenmensonsou, living gaijin cannon hoof, sauteed
1 pinch sugar
1 pinch unsweeted chocolate
Sacrifice a nearby vulture or a creature of similar size. Discard remains with care. Cream the madborn half-elf with a small whisk. Combine the baboon’s blood with the machine over low heat in a pot. Slather resulting potion over the madborn half-elf. Find some cane juice and drink it. Bake the zenmensonsou, living gaijin cannon hoof, sugar, and the unsweeted chocolate. Dab the latter combination on to the former. Abandon for 5 hours. Serves 15 individuals with friendly stomachs.
3. Schlussel is going to be on the outs with the In Club of wingtards. Her traffic is probably sky high right now, but long term it’s gonna be net minus all the Fox-fanatics.
Somewhere in her comments she refers to Michelle Malkin as “Fraudkin.” I’m thinking she’s already on the outs and is circling the drain, or whatever you call the exit chute in a toilet (there must be a name…).
For the record, I’ve always been convinced that Ollie North does his best to fumblingly tell the truth as he understands it, given that he is a crazy person who deliberately restricts his sources of information to other crazy ideologues
Sadly, No.
Way back when I was but a lad, Ollie North was quite the media sensation. A Washington Post reporter (back when they employed such things) took it upon himself to find what Ollie North’s coworkers thought of him. Quite simply, they thought he was the most dishonest human they had ever met.
The story that stuck with me was from a fellow Pentagon denizen who told a story about taking a flight with Ollie for a meeting. Ollie began to regale him with a story about his meeting with one of the Joints Chiefs of Staff. After a couple of minutes, the man finally couldn’t take it anymore and said “Ollie, this is the exact story I told you a week ago. That was me. That was my meeting.” Ollie moved on to another topic like it was nothing.
Later, he heard him telling the same story to someone else.
Again, you never have to make the choice between “Liar” or “Insane” with wingnuts. Its a false dichotomy.
Somewhere in her comments she refers to Michelle Malkin as “Fraudkin.”
I can imagine that in the high school hierarchy of Wingnuttia, Malkin is the Alicia Silverstone Cher character, and Schlussel is the loser Tai character.
What’s great about this story isn’t so much that he steals from other people’s lives so much as he cares so little about the people he interacts with that he can’t keep straight who he’s stealing from.
Ollie North and Sean Hannity should be forced to make a two mile swim upstream…
…in a river of bowling balls.
And when they go under, Erk Erksome should be forced to play lifeguard.
Debbie dear, if you’re going to play investigative reporter, here’s Lesson One: You have to read all of the documents you base your reports on, no matter how boring they are.
Schussel links to this PDF of the Freedom Alliance’s form 990 from 2006, but apparently she never made it all the way to page 22. If she had, she would have found out that the Freedom Alliance has put more than $9 million in a scholarship fund.
She did get as far as page 2, which forms the basis for her screaming that “only $397,900–or a beyond-measly 3.68%–of that [money raised in 2006] was given to the children of fallen troops as scholarships or as aid to severely injured soldiers.” She is basing that on line 22b of the form, apparently not realizing that it is clearly marked “other grants and allocations.”
Since very few of the soldiers wounded or killed overseas have college-age children (most of them are barely college-age themselves), the only way to give their children scholarships is to hold the money in trust until the kids are old enough to go. That’s why the bulk of the money is going into a scholarship fund and “other temporarily restricted net assets.”
I wonder how Debbie will react once this is made clear. My guess is that she won’t back down, but she’ll be leaving Sean Hannity alone for a while.
(I also wonder if Hannity will make noises about a libel suit.)
Good catch, Bitter Scribe, although hopefully some second-string radio righties will smell a hint of blood in the water, and try to topple Hannity from his perch. They’ve never been very fact-based, so I think some of them will try it.
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With the extraneous costs so clearly spelled out, and the overall pass through so low, it hardly matters. Freedom Alliance is a scam.
Hey, check out Page 8. I was wondering why so much was being spent on printing… how many giant posters of yourself with flags and troops and musicians does one need? And even more on postage?!
Description supporting materials: The book promotes and educates readers about the importance of military service, American sovereignty, and a strong national defense, which furthers the organization’s exempt purpose.
So over a third of the money they took in for 2006 is dedicated to producing political propaganda. whodathunkit?
9 million in a scholarship fund out of over 36 million taken in through 2006 is still only 25% pass through. Which is to say, practically criminal.
And the money they did give people who were eligible was negligible. I mean, pathetic. Embarrassingly so.
Which is cool. Charity for war heroes is Theft, after all.
I can’t decide what I would prefer: Sean Hannity being disgraced for supporting an actual fraudulent charity, or for supporting one wrongly accused of being so by the usual sloppy and dishonest right wing tactics he employs so often.
The latter has a certain cosmic justice to it.
My question presupposes that Hannity will be disgraced by this, which is of course the critical flaw – that is not a possible outcome of this. If Hannity is supporting a fraudulent charity that will only somehow raise his esteem in right wing circles, and if they keep supporting him the centrists will go along with it.
Really, nothing will come of it. Schlussel will continue in relative obscurity, Hannity won’t lose a single viewer and only a few of us will even remember this happened.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Nancy Pelosi is in for quite a shock on Sunday, if she even has the backbone to hold the vote.
I have sources that say Pelosi doesn’t have the votes, and that the Republicans have quite a few what you might call “dirty tricks” up their sleeve.
Stay tuned, liberals. It’s going to be quite a shocker to you when ObambiCare goes down in flames on live television!
Charity for war heroes is Theft
i thought the quote was “puberty is dreft”
Sincerely doubt she’ll pull a Charles Johnson/John Cole 180 over this (which is sort of sad – the left needs more mastiffs & fewer lapdogs) but HOT DAMN this surely is one sweet little knife-fight … in which one party plainly has a hell of a lot more to lose than the other.
I’d love to see Hannity wind up pimping weeping-eagle tee-shirts at 3AM on the Home Shopping Network over this – the sheer level of cynical amoral ugliness at work is awe-inspiring, & may well be criminal to boot.
Cry havoc & let loose the poodles of butthurt!
I always call it the boghole, although I think the technical term is “trap.”
Good catch, Bitter Scribe,
Seconded. I’m embarrassed to say that I missed that too. It’s not as bad as I’d thought. I’m still curious, though, about the breakdown of funds…not a lot was given to the vets themselves, though it’s obviously good to see the money going into a fund for their kids.
Pages 23 and 24 list the main purposes of the fund. #1 is “Preserving American Sovereignty,” which refers to the tallying and distribution of 500,000 petitions, polls, and surveys. Wonder if that’s where the printing money went.
#2 is the Military Leadership Academy.
#3 is to provide support to wounded troops, their families, and troops overseas. Unimpeachable, except for the amount.
#4 is the Scholarship Fund.
Somehow I suspect that #3 and #4 are the ones that get talked up when these guys go out to fund-raise, while #1 and #2 get a decent share of the cash.
Even liberal CNN is starting to admit that the Democrats might not have the votes to ram this through.
Again, the Democrats do not have the votes as solidly as they think they do, and Republicans have quite a few tricks up their sleeves. Your wings will be clipped yet again, just as they were by Joe Lieberman, Ben Nelson, and Scott Brown earlier this year.
So instead of conservatives screaming and gnashing their teeth, it might be the liberals. I expect lots of “screaming and gnashing of teeth” on this blog after the vote fails, especially.
Should be a fun time!
The story that stuck with me was from a fellow Pentagon denizen who told a story about taking a flight with Ollie for a meeting. Ollie began to regale him with a story about his meeting with one of the Joints Chiefs of Staff. After a couple of minutes, the man finally couldn’t take it anymore and said “Ollie, this is the exact story I told you a week ago. That was me. That was my meeting.” Ollie moved on to another topic like it was nothing.
Fair enough. I was basing my impression on a combination of third-hand anecdotes and the fact that he’s the only wingnut I’ve ever heard actually offer a self-correction on any point on which he was clearly, substantively, demonstrably wrong.
I expect lots of “screaming and gnashing of teeth” on this blog after the vote fails, especially.
Bookmarked. Expecting to be wonder, etc.
I have sources that say Pelosi doesn’t have the votes
I have a similar source, but all it produces are farts and POOP – just like yours.
Piefilter.
Bookmark it as many times as you want: either Pelosi will cancel the vote, or it will go down in flames, live on C-SPAN.
And then ObambiCare will be finally, mercifully dead. Much like Rasputin it has taken a long time and a lot of effort to finally kill, but we’re 99% there. Just takes nine votes to block it, liberals: nine votes.
Troofie, The Lord tells me he can get us out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked!
Florp blamp blop bloo, libs. Bookmark it.
Much like Rasputin
It’s rather unfair to compare anything about this bill to Rasputin, who was famous for being well-endowed, down there.
I don’t know who to root for but I’m pretty sure “no one” is the correctest answer.
Having a black Commuslimunist “liberal” in the White House, suffering the worst electoral loss in a generation and seeing a 60 senator Democratic majority, no matter how briefly, simply drove the right wing mad with fear and paranoia, which is why you’ve seen them lash out so viciously and irrationally in the form of death panels, birth certificates and all the rest of that rot. Inevitably, the paranoia’s going to lead some of them to turn on one another, this is just the latest example.
It is no longer a “60 seat majority”, Chris, and a Republican Tsunami is coming this November. Charlie Cook said the Democrats have “certainly” already lost the house, and liberal Chris Matthews thinks there’s a “wave” for conservatives out there.
Check out Politico some time. Same story.
It will be 1994, ALL over again.
Democrats might not have the votes to ram this through
more of that textual innuendo…
Jesus, I’m hankering for one of them big old juicy mangoes, but I have a novel to write. Somebody, how’s the water?
OMG, you guys. Amy Alkon is on Dr. Phil talking about the “rudeness epidemic.” I missed most of it, but just the fact that it’s even happening is going to keep me happy for days.
OMG, you guys. Amy Alkon is on Dr. Phil talking about the “rudeness epidemic.”
Is she all dressed up like a meth-crazed Maria Callas?
Amy Alkon is on Dr. Phil talking about the “rudeness epidemic.”
It makes perfect sense, seeing as how she’s Patient Zero.
Charlie Cook said the Democrats have “certainly” already lost the house,
Wow. Impressive. That might be even more impressive if I gave a rat’s ass.
Wow. Impressive. That might be even more impressive if I gave a rat’s ass.
I do. The portion of the Democratic trifecta that least deserves to lose power is the House. If it were up to them, America would be at least as well governed as Bismarkian Germany, which is a big improvement from the current state of Malthusian horror.
You better give a “rat’s ass”, Badger, because the House holds subpoena power.
We can investigate Obama endlessly. Go on long fishing expeditions with various Independent Counsels and investigations. And we’ll find something on Obama eventually, just like we did with Clinton–probably more damning than anything Clinton ever did, even–that will bring his Presidency to a halt and hopefully end in impeachment.
probably more damning than anything Clinton ever did
This is a very low bar to cross. What did you find? He mailed out too many Christmas cards and someone overfed Socks. Oh, and the Clintons lost money on a land deal which was history’s greatest crime.
The Monica stuff came out on its own, without the Holmsian powers of deduction and insight of the various Republican investigative committees.
Oh I forgot, some people got fired from the travel office which was history’s second biggest crime.
not a lot was given to the vets themselves, though it’s obviously good to see the money going into a fund for their kids.
I don’t know any details, but it’s my understanding that the feds give fairly good lifelong pensions to vets who are severely disabled in the line of duty. Giving charity to their kids’ education is a good way to supplement this, since it’s not covered by the govt (directly at least–I imagine there are scholarships, but those can’t reach everyone).
Don’t get me wrong–Hannity is a lump of human slag as far as I’m concerned, but that doesn’t give Debbie Schlussel or anyone else the right to slander him.
Clinton lied under oath, he used the FBI to investigate his political opponents, he disrespected the military, he sold our nuclear secrets to China, he accepted campaign cash from foreigners, he cheated on his wife and lied under oath before Congress. He did pornographic acts in a room that is sacred to the American people, the Oval Office, a room in which Ronald Reagan would not even let people take off their jackets in.
He’s a disgusting, disgusting lying piece of shit, but still better than Obama.
He also used his state police officers to round up women for him to have sex with, all on the taxpayer dime.
AND he led a Communist protest in Moscow against the Vietnam War! In the foreign capital of our sworn enemy, he protested against America. Disgusting.
This is too good to be true. Oliver North lecturing Sean Hannity on ethics?
He did pornographic acts in a room that is sacred to the American people, the Oval Office, a room in which Ronald Reagan would not even let people take off their jackets in
Wonderfully constructed. Kudos.
He put the Lincoln Bedroom on the auction block, selling it as if it were a mere hotel room for his cronies.
He had phone sex with Monica Lewinsky, and later in the same day opened the Olympics.
He lied under oath, but it wasn’t to congress. The rest is stuff that only happened in the Republican universe. Again, the stuff with Monica did not come about due to the Congressional harassment. That was civil lawsuit harassment, another branch of the vast right wing conspiracy.
He received oral sex while talking to Republican members of Congress on the phone about troop movements in Bosnia.
state police officers to round up women for him
much worse than ignoring a national security memo which stated “bin laded determined to attack america” and therefore being fully responsible for doing squat to prevent the worst terrorist attack this country has ever seen
sir, you dilate on ephemera
a room in which Ronald Reagan would not even let people take off their jackets in
“this, sir, is arrant pedantry, up with which i shall not put!”
He received oral sex while talking to Republican members of Congress on the phone about troop movements in Bosnia.
Even so, I pity him for the times where he had to endure listening to Republican members of Congress. Even having your dick sucked probably only cancels out about 30% of the pain.
Ronald Reagan would not even take his jacket off on the Oval Office, and ordered others to do likewise.
Bill Clinton performed pornographic acts in the same room on one of his interns. How disrespectful!
He received oral sex while talking to Republican members of Congress on the phone about troop movements in Bosnia.
And this is bad because…?
Ronald Reagan would not even take his jacket off on the Oval Office, and ordered others to perform pornographic acts in the same room on one of his interns. How disrespectful!
Godfucking dammit, I just shot a watery, ammonia-stinking load in my underwear. Damn that Clinton!
Those were the good old days. We had him by the balls, and we squeezed them with threatening insistence until his brow was moist with fear, his thick wrists straining against the colorful silk neckties with which we bound him to the chair. God, how that leather chair creaked under his straining buttocks as we kneaded his balls, then ran an unforgiving gloved finger down his taint, brushing his crisply puckered asshole… then the glove around the shaft of his pulsing cock, grasping the hard meat, squeezing it until a pearl of precum glistened at the slit in his shining blue-purple glans.
Then we’d start stroking, up and down, while his big red face contorted with the effort not to blast off before our hungry lips fell around his manhood and began to suck greedily…
Ah, shit, I came again.
As to Bush and who is responsible for 9/11, read The Looming Tower and watch The Road to 9/11.
Clinton had several chances to kill or capture bin Laden, but he was too busy having sex with women who weren’t his wife.
He received oral
sir, i care not if he sodomized an underaged homosexual macaque on top of the washington monument while wearing j edgar hoover’s feather boa and matching pink leather garters, as long as he tended to the people’s business, sir, which in the judgement of the overwhelming majority of the american people, sir, he did
He put the Lincoln Bedroom on Monica Lewinsky, and later in the same day used his state police officers to phone about troop movements in Bosnia.
He wore paisley ties with bold-striped shirts. He used to drive around at all hours blasting Siamese Dream and singing along off-key. When someone tried to take one of his pawns en passant he’d claim they couldn’t do that, because “I’m the goddamn President.” He was there when Kurt “killed himself.” I have the proof, man. I have the proof.
As to Bush and who is responsible
i’m sorry sir, you cannot avoid the facts, no matter how much you squirm
You know who else sodomized an underaged homosexual macaque on top of the Washington monument?
Clinton had several chances to kill or capture the Lincoln Bedroom, selling it as if it were The Looming Tower but he was too busy not even take his jacket off on the Oval Office.
and how about that newt grinch climbing “athwart” his intern on top of his desk in his congressional office while all the time his wife was wasting away from cancer?
He had phone sex with Monica Lewinsky, and later in the same day opened the Olympics.
Yes, what a crime. No one has sex at the Olympics!
I’m sure phone sex was what the founders had in mind with the phrase “high crimes and misdemeanors” hmm yes, the founders with their penchant for fucking slaves and contracting syphillis were real concerned that a high public official might have sex
and how about that newt grinch climbing “athwart” his intern
ahaha
From the Starr Report:
What kind of man with any morals does that?
Charlie Cook said Nancy Pelosi is in the same room on one of his interns. Stay tuned, liberals. It’s going to be quite a shocker to you when Ronald Reagan would not even take his jacket off.
I just shot a watery, ammonia-stinking load in my underwear. Sean Hannity on ethics?
and how about ronald reagan cravenly and dishonorably skulking away without even a response after 256 marines were massacred in an ill-advised encampment in lebanon?
and also giving armaments to the mullahs in iran in order to get them to make him look good by releasing hostages in return. i recall how he finally got on t.v. and admitted that he had done both things, but “there was no quid-pro-quo”
no, sir, you cannot evade the facts by citing half-baked paperback novels
What kind of man with any morals does that?
A polite one. I’d have to check with Alkon, but I’m pretty sure civilized people are still supposed to say “Good morning.”
Is this stupid Aspie Badger just childishly re-arranging my words? That must be really fascinating for a “special” person with Asperger’s. To the rest of us? Not so much.
Holy crap, we’ve come to the point where there’s Tr00fie/Clinton slash fiction?
The mangoes are coming from inside the boat…
Is this stupid Aspie Badger just childishly re-arranging my words? That must be really fascinating for a “special” person with Asperger’s. To the rest of us? Not so much.
It’s actually the first real enjoyment I’ve ever derived from a Troofusyesque post. Kind of Burroughsy.
Bookmark it, libs. Bookmark this: bookmarking it, libs, libs bookmarking it. Clenis benis fo fenis banana fanana fo fenis. Bookmark it.
But let’s talk about Obama:
He can be investigated for so many things. Rezko, Ayers, Wright, ACORN, his shady backroom Chicago deals, his connections to the Pakistani extremists known as the Chandoo Bros. (he stayed with them on a trip to Pakistan as a youth, and the MSM never investigated it!) to his parent’s extremist (some would say Communist) views, and so on….there’s plenty there.
Not to mention Rahm’s dealings with Fannie and Freddie–even liberal Jane Hamsher thinks there’s something there!
What kind of man with any morals does that?
Yes the correct response would be to break into tears, like any good conservative does after orgasm. Then cancel the olympics.
You’re so weird you think this is some kind of interesting point. He had phone sex and opened the olympics….yeah, and? Are you mad he besmirched the drug fueled corporatized 14 day orgy that is the Olympics?
the great ronald reagan, asshole buddy of saddam hussein. tell me, why did ronald reagan send donald rums
duckfeld over to iraq to be photographed shaking hands with saddam after selling him a butload of poison gas?From the “dirty tricks” Report:
Because Saddam Hussein was the lesser of two evils in that conflict. The same reason your hero FDR shook hands and smiled with Stalin.
Or how about the fact that Obama disabled the address verification on his campaign donations website, enabling foreigners to donate? They even have traces of IP addresses from Iran and Pakistan donating to the Obama campaign! Hmmmm….what could he be hiding?
“The mangoes are coming from inside the boat…”
I remember that movie. Carol Kane played Ripley, the babysitter on the space barge Nostromo.
Al Gore had a big fundraiser at a Buddhist Temple, did Obama hold a virtual fundraiser at an extremist foreign Mosque?
Or how about the enabling foreigners fact that Obama disabled the what could address verification and Pakistan on his from Iran donating campaign donations website, to donate? he be hiding? They even of IP addresses have traces to the Obama campaign! Hmmmm…. Mein Fuhrer, I can valk!
Clearly these concerts are a scam.
Going by the group’s 2005 IRS Form 990, out of over $9 million they received in direct public support, plus a million more in other income (including $370,000 in interest, etc) they spent $295,285 in “grant allocations”. They spent $461,051 on “conferences, meetings and conventions”, and 787,408 on “consultants”. The president raked in $142,300 and CFO $65,969. The group’s big expenditures were in printing, shipping and postage, to the tune of over three million dollars. In other words, they spent at least 10 times as much on shipping and printing as they did on grants to individuals.
This, by the way, only covers the part Freedom Alliance gets -and the crumbs that actually went to students. Assuming a concert goer only bought the cheap seats ($38 a pop), out of which $9 went to the venue for parking, etc and $4 went to Oliver North’s latest scam, that still leaves $25 per cheap ticket that goes…
…where, exactly? To the D-list performers who couldn’t sell out a Denny’s in Branson, let alone a concert hall? To North? To Hannity? To Disney? To the local radio stations? This stinks to high heaven, but it’s not surprising for a couple of ghoulish fucktards like Scammity and North.
But let’s talk about oral sex while talking to Republican members. Lead others to do likewise, to round up women for Ronald Reagan, who would not even take his jacket off on the Oval Office while engaging with Ms. Lewisnky in phone sex at six in the morning. Even liberal Jane Hamsher thinks there’s something there!
I call fake troofie. This guy is too pitch-perfect to be real. In fact, I call… TINTIN! In order to generate controversy, Tintin has been false-trolling! And if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids, it would have worked, too!
Because Saddam Hussein was the lesser of two evils in that conflict
my my, what flexible morals you have! apparantly you subscribe to this “relativistic morality” or “situational ethics”. you know, it was already know that saddam had used poising gas on the kurds
unconcerned about aiding a dictator in horrible massacres but all worked up abou a blowjob. what kind of a pervert would still be obsessed with something like that 12 years later?
Go on long fishing expeditions with various Independent Counsels and investigations.
Good luck with that, since, you know, we no longer have independent counsels. And it’s not like you’ll ever get another Democratic president to agree to appoint one, given your past abuses.
Because Saddam Hussein was Ronald Reagan, who would not even take his jacket off on the Oval Office. Al Gore had a big Looming Tower. Hmmmm….what could he be hiding?
We’ll find a way to investigate him, Jenny.
By the time a Republican Congress gets through with Obama, he will be a whimpering, cowering, shadow of his former self.
The same reason your hero FDR shook hands and smiled with Stalin
we aided the people of the soviet union as they bore the brunt of the fight against fascism
so, tell me – exactly what did we get out of ronald reagan aiding and abetting saddam hussein in massacring entire kurdish villages? could you enlighten us about that?
A Republican Congress will really, finally, put Obama in his PROPER place. He will never again be such an arrogant little punk.
Vy how come is it veneffer I make the post on der blogs, effreybody stops mit der comments? Vas is los? Und also, mein Troofie, meine kleine Wahrheitdiener, how come you’re up after Schlafenszeit?
We’ll find a way to investigate him, Jenny.
Yeah, starting with the “long form birth certificate” no doubt.
Investigate all you like. Remember how well that played out for you in the 98 elections.
We helped the Iraqi people, against Iran, stand up to the Mad Mullahs of Iran.
By your “logic”, FDR helped Stalin massacre Ukranians and construct Gulags.
The ’98 Elections? I prefer to focus on 2000:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQXmeFqN-is
Remember that Jenny? Bet that pisses you off to this very day! It would have never been possible without Clinton’s immorality. It gave Bush an issue to run on!
and you haven’t even made an attempt at an excuse for ronald reagan and lebanon and arms-for-hostages
he will be a whimpering
you comfort yourself with vague imaginings, but won’t admit you worship a president with the worst foreign policy record since… since… ok, the worst foreign policy record in the history of the united states
The ‘98 Elections? I prefer to focus on 2000
You lost that one too and had to rely on a corrupt court decision to steal it. That won’t be happening again, either.
And remember this, Jenny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxc8O4f76ZY
Was that one “stolen” too? Lol.
We helped the Iraqi people, against Iran, stand up to the Mad Mullahs of Iran.
hitler is gone, but georgie junior helped make the mullahs stronger than ever
By your “logic”, FDR helped Stalin massacre Ukranians and construct Gulags
ronald reagan actually sold saddam the poison gas he used to massacre his own citizens. fdr supplied trucks and food to help the brave russian people, suffering under the fascist stalin, to fight the even worse fascist hitler
i’m sorry, fdr did not provide the means for stalin to massacre anybody like ronald reagan did
We’ll find a way to engage in phone sex, Jenny.
By your “logic”, FDR helped Stalin against Iran, stand up to the Republican Congress, in that conflict. What kind of man with any morals takes his jacket off on the Oval Office? A whimpering, cowering, arrogant little punk Ronald Reagan? My words.
Decade after decade, all the right-wing hatreds come down to three basic character traits: hatred of colored people, women, and sex. Or, to boil it down even further, penis PENIS and vagina (assuming the formula negro= large penis + oversexed).
These poor bastards. We live and live and live, and they go around praying for the end of the world and playing with their tiny, lonely peckers.
Also, good luck with all those investigations, since you won’t be using our dime to pay for it. I guess the RNC will have to pony up the next $200 million for pointless witch hunts. Which should work not only to drive voter approval ratings for Republicans below the 15% or so where they now stand, to possibly negative numbers, while simultaneously depriving their nutbag candidates of needed campaign cash.
The more you talk about this, the better I like it.
The ‘98 Elections? I prefer to focus on phone sex at six in the morning, Obama’s Looming Tower and extremist pornographic acts in the same room with Aspie Badger.
the ultimate result of little georgie’s Awesome Iraq Adventure bids fair to be a powerful fundamentalist shi’ite mullah-ocracy in both Iran and Iraq, twice as powerful as before these half-assed republican incompetents started to meddle with it. Even as we leave Iraq, shi’ite mullah leaders who once encouraged suicide bombers to kill american troops lead in the election results
There was supposed to be a strikethrough on the first “penis.” Sort of like what happened to troofie when he was a kid.
Remember this, Jenny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYJjOCYmi-A
How did that make you feel? Did you stay up ALL NIGHT just to found out he lost? Lol.
Also, the past Administration spent 8 years eroding the ability of Congress to subpoena them for anything they don’t want to be subpoenaed for. Not that I’m happy about this, but there will be some satisfaction watching right wingers freak the fuck out when Obama’s admin claims executive privilege for every witness, and his DoJ declines to prosecute the Republican House’s contempt referrals, citing an OLC opinion by Ted Olson during He-Who-Did-Not-Remove-His-Jacket’s administration.
They wanted an investigation-proofed Executive branch, and by golly they’ve got one.
I’m running out of mangoes for the troll. Somebody get me some bread.
Karma, she is a bitch, ain’t she Toofus?
man with any morals
is this a cue to return to discussing mushroom recipes?
Remember this, Jenny?
How did that make you feel? Did you stay up ALL NIGHT just to found out he lost? Lol.
hey! who broke the troll!
I await the great investigation into Removed-Jacket-In-the-Oval-Gate. Also Shoes-on-Resolute-Desk-Gate. Bowed-To-Emperor-Gate will eclipse even Teapot Dome as the eponymous American political scandal.
My sources tell me Obama may have improperly played a trump card while holding a matching suit to the lead card during a game of Euker on AF1. That one will probably bring down the Presidency itself, so the Republicans have patriotically decided not to pursue it. It’s too big even for them. A coup may be the only solution to this High Crime. Naturally the evidence was destroyed when Gibbs “accidentally” spilled coke on the deck of cards during a bout of “turbluence” over the Atlantic.
By the time a Republican Congress gets through with Obama, he will be a whimpering, cowering, shadow of his former self.
I generally like to just ignore this shit, but look: Not even veiled torture envy. You guys are all pretty sick fucks.
I will be back on Sunday, liberals, when it will be clear even to you that there will be no Rose Garden ceremony. There will be no further government benefits to parasites and looters, no Obambicare–oh, and I’m AFRAID there will be no bounce in the polls for Obama either!
See you then, libs!
*smirks*
Remember this, Jenny?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g
How did that make you feel? Knowing that the 4chan kids were laughing and laughing.
I will be back on Sunday, liberals, when it will be clear even to you that Ronald Reagan would not even take his jacket off on the Oval Office, there will be no further Republican Congress, oh, and I’m AFRAID there will be no Looming Tower either!
Ah, shit, I came again, libs!
*smirks*
oh, and I’m AFRAID
And that, dear friends, is Troofie in a nutshell.
There will be no further government benefits to parasites and looters,
Wait, they’re voting on sanctions for Wall Street? Shit, I thought this was about health care!
I just shot a watery, ammonia-stinking load in my underwear. Sean Hannity on ethics?
Belly laugh! Goddam, I actually LOLed!
It’s actually the first real enjoyment I’ve ever derived from a Troofusyesque post. Kind of Burroughsy.
Second this. I haven’t had such fun with an S,N! thread since Nov. ’08.
Whoo.
Maybe Jonah will get on Dr. Phil to explain the stupidity epidemic.
Encore, encore!
Ronald Reagan respected Troofie so much he wouldn’t even take his jacket off while lying to the press about his freinds in El Salvador raping and killing American nuns. Ronnie’s fly was even zipped tight when he lied to the American people about Iran Contra although I hear that Nancy would give him a blow job from time to time when he was on the phone with Gorbachev. This is the real story behind the fall of the Berlin Wall.
How did that make you feel? Knowing that the 4chan kids were laughing and laughing.
Can you hear the lambs screaming, Clarice?
I don’t think the troll is a parody: Situational ethics – check; moral relativism – check; warped value system – check; faulty facts – check; faulty logic – check. Actually it doesn’t matter if he is real or fake. Most wingtards would agree with him 100%.
This is too good to be true. Oliver North lecturing Sean Hannity on ethics?
Reminds me of that time P.T. Barnum lectured Charles Ponzi on consumer protection.
Like getting culinary criticism from Jeffrey Dahmer.
Prolly too late for this, but at least it’s on topic:
fywp
I said I said . . . like getting culinary lessons from Jeffrey Dahmer.
FYWP also.
“Reminds me of that time P.T. Barnum lectured Charles Ponzi on consumer protection.”
Couple of pikers.
FYWP and also FAP. Fappitty fappitty fap. Also.
I love you guys.
Speaking of pikers . . Great movie quotes . . . “The kirvn, ul fet ya furt”
If Hannity is supporting a fraudulent charity that will only somehow raise his esteem in right wing circles, and if they keep supporting him the centrists will go along with it.
Televangelists. Everyone knows they’re corrupt. The details are not exactly confined to peeps with TSC clearance. How much has that affected the donations they receive? There seem to be a lot of people flaunting their credulity as a badge of tribal membership. [toga]Mundus vult decipi.[/toga]
On the subject of comparisons between Bill Clinton and Ronald Reagan, I’d rather have the president who got a blowjob in the Oval Office than one who has has had his dessicated corpse-prick sucked for the past 30 years.
Even if the latter didn’t take off his jacket during it.
Q: what kind of person gives a shit about that?
A: someone who has a damaged soul and has a fucked up sense of morals
I see from Freedom Alliance’s 990 form that they spent about half a million dollars on consulting firms for “educational outreach” and “caging services”. Sounds like they are funding re-education camps to me.
I always felt that the top rightwing talk radio personalities were the ones who best adopted the tried and true televangist formula. Essentailly good old fashioned fear mongering. “Listen to me or God/Government will send you to Hell/Communism.” Then when Glenn Beck arrived complete with the Tammy Faye fake tears and all, well, that was pretty much the icing on the cake. The Christian right, the teabaggers,… it’s pretty much all the same crowd.
The feds not only pay disability compensation to those wounded on active duty, if a veteran is permanently and totally disabled by his service-connected disabilities, his wife and children are entitled to a fairly decent educational benefit. The same goes for widows and orphans of those who die on active duty, combat or not.
VA Chapter 35 educational benefits, aka, “How do you think Dick Cheney pursused his “other priorities?” IIRC, his father was a permanently and totally disabled service-connected veteran.
Of course, as with all scholarship situations, more funding is better, so hooray for charities that raise funds for such situations. (Uh, make that, legit ones.)
Speaking of other priorities, during Vietnam, Oliver North wasn’t hiding from the fight. He served in Vietnam, and he actually fought in combat. That’s notable for public figures of his age, and right wing loonie tunes of his age. That being said, this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Son-Thang-American-War-Crime/dp/0553579770
features a little episode that we civilians might refer to as “jury tampering”, Ollie hanging out at an officer’s club at Da Nang, talking to officers involved in a court martial that maybe he shouldn’t have.
In his defense… kinda/maybe… Ollie had flown back to VN to testify on behalf of an enlisted Marine who had saved his life during a hairy situation inside the DMZ. I can understand the loyalty…
But then again, what the boy and the other three did was unprovoked, disgusting, and inexcusable. It’s a bit of a downer of a book, and Ollie North has his own little sleazy cameo in an overall unpleasant little situation.
Oh, and the issue of Ollie being in touch with reality? Anybody remember this little bit of trivia? I just found it on a goofy website but I remember reading it from regular journalistic sources back in the 80’s:
“In 1974, according to Parade magazine (Nov. 13, 1994) North spent an evening running through a suburban neighborhood naked, waving his .45 automatic pistol and screaming, “I’m no good!” North mentions his subsequent three week stay at Bethesda Naval Medical Center’s psychiatric ward in his autobiography, “Under Fire”.”
His perception may have been accurate, at least at that time. Oh, and this is the guy they handcuffed the nuclear “football” suitcase to in the earliest days of the Reagan White House.
We can investigate Obama endlessly. Go on long fishing expeditions with various Independent Counsels and investigations.
Isn’t it wonderful when the wingnuts affirm exactly what liberals have been saying about them, despite their public denials?
Hilarious.
No matter what Clinton did, he was a better President than W. You trolls can cry about him all you want, he beat your boy and still does.
Step 1: Hold multiple Hannity “Freedom Concerts” to benefit scholarship funds.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit!
Man, revisiting these old threads is fun!
Bookmark it as many times as you want: either Pelosi will cancel the vote, or it will go down in flames, live on C-SPAN.
Duly bookmarked, Troofus. And you fail. Next?