Author Archive

Your Trouble Is Their Masturbatory Fodder

 

Sadly, Starbursts!

 

Pfft. Like You Could Fit.

 

High Times

 

…And I’ll Waive My Consulting Fees If You Give Me Carnage To Fap To

 

Also, Jacob Weisberg Is An Idiot Villager Who Poops In His Pants

 

Someone’s Looking A Little Starbursty There

 

Yoo? Gee. Oh.

 

I Got Yer Gridlock Right Here

 

Oh God No