Said major politician however, wrongly attributed Crack Pipes’ position to Pat Buchanan. Which only enhances her standing with her “base”.

Also. Too.

(Apparently the above comment was too short for Word Press)

It’s like he tries to look demented. Although to be fair, he succeeds, so credit where it’s due.

It’s like he tries to look demented.

Whereas, for Pammy it’s just the default setting.

I suggest sending Pammy some GOP Valentine’s Day cards: http://www.gopvalentine.com/ I already sent a bunch to info@gop.com telling Michael Steele he’s an idiot. The automated reply was very nice and said my message would be brought to his attention.

Also, Pipes looks like he got glue on his face and then fell on a barbershop floor at the end of the day.

“Wave” was intentional, wasn’t it? (If not, hint: there’s an “i” in there.)

Actually, in that photo, Pipes looks like Salman Rushdie’s evil – and very stupid – twin.

This time I’m trusting the shorter. Although at this point I should just throw up my hands and say the media should get it over with and declare Ms Mooseburger President of the United States by acclamation.

My National Review Online column last week carried the provocative title, “How to Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran,” and provoke it surely did.

Leftists on websites like ThinkProgress and DailyKos reacted voluminously and in slightly crazed ways, misrepresenting my argument even as they called me unrepeatable names.

Forgive me for bringing Pipes’ words over here, but just how does one “misrepresent” an article entitled “How to Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran” which the author states quite clearly was intended to provoke?

Since when is a half-term govenor and failed vice-presidential candidate considered a “major politician”?

Anyone see Ron Reagan and Stephanie Miller smack down the Screaming Harpy?

g – yes. Priceless. Especially the bit where Pammy kept shouting at Ron Reagan that she knows how his father thought about things better than he does.

I’m sure Pam’s mental processes reflect Reagan senior post-Alzheimer’s more closely than Reagan junior’s do.

Daniel Pipes looks like Richard Benjamin after he found out Meredith Baxter Birney was a lesbian.

D’Oh!

Daniel Pipes looks like David Birney Richard Benjamin after he found out Meredith Baxter Birney was a lesbian.

Damn Jews all look the same to me…

“Sarah Palin Endorses ‘Bomb Iran’”

That’s so retarded.

(which should become the Democratic rallying cry anytime she says anything)

I’m sure Pam’s mental processes reflect Reagan senior post-Alzheimer’s more closely than Reagan junior’s do.

Unfair to Reagan.

Pammycakes’ mental deterioration is far more malignant.

My National Review Online column last week carried the provocative title, “How to Save the Obama Presidency: Bomb Iran,” and provoke it surely did.

Leftists on websites like ThinkProgress and DailyKos reacted voluminously and in slightly crazed ways, misrepresenting my argument even as they called me unrepeatable names.

Wow, that’s fucking retar stupid! Stupid! I didn’t say the R word! Really, I didn’t!

Unfair to Reagan.

Possibly. But try to imagine the vast dimensions of my disinterest in being fair to that piece of garbage.

Future Palin running mate

Best part was when Pam said, after Ron’s repeated question, “have you ever met my father?” and I quote, “you never met your father.” ZING!

Unlike Reagan, Pammy has always been insane. As I watched her tell Ron Jr. that she know more about his father than he does, I was waiting for the men in white coats to rush in.

“Leftists on websites like ThinkProgress and DailyKos reacted voluminously and in slightly crazed ways.”

Progressives will never support Republicans so long as people like Pipes treat us with such condescension.

I’ll need to see his point rendered in interpretive dance by Marty the Landlord before I’m prepared to form an opinion.

Central & c.

Unlike Reagan, Pammy has always been insane. As I watched her tell Ron Jr. that she know more about his father than he does

Why does Pam Gellar hate the nuclear family and traditional family values? Discuss.

The criticism I had braced for (“Why are you helping Obama?”) never came.

Is he suggesting that conservatives hate Obama for some reason unrelated to his policies?

My suggestion that Barack Obama bomb Iran to save his Presidency is so rational, so utterly reasonable and serious, that already one major politician has demonstrated her sober genius by endorsing it.

What am I, chopped liver?

“Bomb, bomb, bomb.
Bomb, bomb Iran”

You nailed it, actor. While reading the previous thread, I started thinking about who would be President Palin’s Cheney. And, then, I switched over to this thread and there it was! A guy who tortures his own 4-year old daughter. Don’t know how they’ll do it, since he’ll likely be in prison, but one thing we can be sure of is that the Dems will do all they can to make it happen. Palin-Tabor in ’12!

“Why does Pam Gellar hate the nuclear family and traditional family values?”

Ask her daughter or, better still, watch the daughter squirm on Pam’s very own videos.

that already one major politician has demonstrated her sober genius by endorsing it.

INCIVILITY.

Ask her daughter or, better still, watch the daughter squirm on Pam’s very own videos.

I made the mistake of criticizing Pammy’s parenting skills after one of her more…um….exploitative vlogs. Her daughter came after me, onto my blog, and tried to engage me.

Y’know, it was like being harassed by a chiuhuahua…you don’t want to squoosh it, but you can’t just let it bite you….

A guy who tortures his own 4-year old daughter.

Isn’t Josh Tabor the name of a wingnut who writes a column? it isn’t the same guy, is it?

You don’t really need an excuse to kill thousands of civilians, I guess.

Fucking great caption! Is that long enough?

Just seeing the Pammy’s rictus grin on that clip with Ron Jr. made me want to throw up, but then I remembered that everything about Pammy is unnatural!

Palin and I “would like him to do” that, thereby removing the world’s No. 1 security threat.

OH. I GET IT. If the U.S. starts a war with Iran, it will bankrupt itself, collapse, and then no longer be the world’s No. 1 security threat. Well played, Pipes, well played.

Maybe we should launch projectile schools at them.

Nitpicky here, but the title should be “And I’ll WAIVE My Consulting Fees….”

Eeep, you’re right. Gonna correct it.