Sadly, No!

Above: “…Erick is idle/ Pam’s found a bone…” Don Surber, the Charleston (WV) Daily Mail: The peace blimp Michael Moore is fat.1 Lookit the dumb liberals.2 Ha-ha, imagine them blown up by terrorists.3 ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™ Notes: 1 Once nonpareil […]

Shorter Mark Hemingway: Above: CONSERVITISM… UR DOIN IT WRONG* How Not to Vote: Moore Nonsense Okay, okay. No, yes. Oh God, no. Oh crap. Okay, no, wait! Wait! Look everyone: Guess what? [does sprightly jazz hands] Michael Moore is fat! ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of […]

Yglesias brings us this list of the most popular reader tags for Liberal Fascism. Here are the top 5: doughy pantload (140) propaganda (117) wingnut welfare (115) editor promised cake (95) i can has job mom (94) My other personal favorites: books written while high on cheeto dust (14) relatives in high publishing places (5) […]

Michael Moore is fat. Say, also, if Dan Riehl is out there fusting and flummoxing like usual, with a halo of broken crockery orbiting his head, can he please do another comical Photoshop soon? Yay, thanks! Above: This is actually one of his better efforts PS: Here’s some fun: We hereby challenge the entire right-blogosphere […]

Shorter Kathleen Parker: A majority of Connecticut Democrats are like Stalin for choosing a candidate who reflects their own values, instead of Joe Lieberman’s. Neerp. I’m off to the bar. Seb adds: Why not keep it simpler and make it: Shorter KP: Michael Moore is fat.

Crazy chick walking around on sidewalk wonders why she isn’t getting more attention from the news media: And why did the mainstream media ignore these devastating photos, [* Not the photo where she is fondling her breasts while rubbing up against Glenn Reynolds btw,] first posted on my blog October 30th? These photos in and […]

Dear Rest of the Country, As a Bostonian, I’d like to offer my most heartfelt apology. It seems that Jay Severin, the right-wing butt-munch who said that the majority of American Muslims aren’t loyal to their country and should be killed lest they take over the United States, is now getting his radio show nationally […]

Get a Snarky Answer. Christopher Chantrill, American No… Just No: 10 Questions for a Liberal After Mother’s Day Ok so I’m a bit of a crazy cat lady (there is no feminist stereotype I won’t embrace like a starving man on a discarded sandwich), so bear with me if this metaphor is a little bit […]

ABOVE: John Romano models the latestsolution for adult bed-wetting Over at Big Andy Breitblart’s Big Hollywood Big Website, a “musician” you’ve never heard of is complaining about a movie you’ve never heard of as further proof of the anti-American perfidy of Hollywood. The “musician” you’ve never heard of is John Romano, who, by his own […]

Over at the National Post, the go-to paper for analysis of all political things dealing with the Ferengi and also known as Canada’s shittiest newspaper, Peter Schweizer explains why Al Gore is a big fat poopy head: During the 2000 election, George W. Bush was often given the moniker “stupid.” A Boston television reporter tripped […]