Sadly, No!

Above: “T.E. Lawrence, Billy Hayes, and Charles Johnson.” Someone put a nickel in Roger L. Simon this week! He just can’t seem to shut up, no matter how little sense he makes: I don’t like to make predictions – most importantly, because I am lousy at it and have a terrible track record. If you […]

Roger L. Simon, new media tycoon and Scenes from a Mall co-scribe, would like to remind you, in case you somehow missed the message from every other conservative commentator for the last forty years, that hippies are bad. Above: Enjoy this image of Roger L. Simon as a dirty hippie until Gavin shows up and […]

In 1959 when I wrote [The Best Man], the Democratic candidates for the nomination [included…] Adlai Stevenson… who was being smeared as a homosexual — and an indecisive one to boot…. When I based the character of the wicked candidate in the play on Richard Nixon, I thought it would be amusing if liberal politicians […]

Well, we’ve been watching to see who’d bite the rancid squid giblets dangled in the water by one Wild Bill, of a blog called Passionate America. He’s the guy with the press release below about outing the identity of one of the pages whom Foley was harassing — which he did yesterday in a lavishly-illustrated […]

The management of World O’Crap (or as we call her, Roger L. Simon’s schoolteacher,) quotes an article in the Ohio Free Press which reads: Christian insult comedian Brad Stine Not to be confused, of course, with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. One is a funny, irreverent, in your face comedian (who is sweeping the nation.) […]

We were pretty busy over the weekend (hating America is a full-time job,) and as a result only had so much time to devote to watching coverage of the Iraqi elections. You can imagine our delight, then, when we found out that Roger L. Simon was doing live blogging of the Iraqi elections. We knew […]

Above: Folly-olly income-free Confederate Yankee, ibid.: ACORN Worker in San Bernadino Video Admits to Homicide on Camera From tax fraud in support of child prostitution to murder, Big Government‘s James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles are exposing ACORN as a criminal enterprise more and more every day. Oh hello, it’s us again, and we’ve brought along […]

Welp, apparently Obama is now unqualified to be president because he eats vegetables. I used to get a kick out of mocking the French. Now I realize they were right about us all along. UPDATE: OH MY GOD. Roger Simon, channeling the goddamn Heathers: Clinton’s statement was not as important as her downing that shot […]

Ann Coulter said what she said, which true to her habit was revolting yet unsurprising. It’s classic Christian anti-Semitism, and like its Islamic counterpart is simply the “logical” conclusion that must come to the fundamentalist believer of a universalist religion. Ann Coulter is an extremely offensive fundie bigot, and one who picks and chooses among […]

The Politico’s Roger Simon reviews last night’s Democratic debate: We were forced to deduct 3.5 points, however, for his dumb attack on Hillary Clinton’s suit jacket. We like her suit jacket — we thought it was a vision in coral — but that is not why it was a stupid attack. Write this down, guys: […]