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Portrait of a Court Jester

Okay, maybe he could also manage being a sandwich artisan. Meritocracy Spokesman, Jonah Goldberg, National Catnap: What ‘War on Women’? Jonah Goldberg legitimately fascinates me. And I think a large part of it has to do with the unique role he serves in the right-wing writing-whorepit. He’s deliberately lazy and incurious, so much so that […]

 

Nightmare Fuel and Hypocrisy

Where’s a drunk Kurt Russell when you need him? The Balrog Phyllis Schlafly, Christianist Host: Facts and Fallacies About Paycheck Fairness Readers… I… have a horrible secret to confess. Something so unthinkable and shocking that you may very well want to make sure your small children are out of the room house planet before you […]

 

I’m so Cynical, I Don’t even Believe this Post

In the words of Ani Difranco, I have earned my disillusionment. Jonah Loadpants, National Grue: The Most Cynical Generation Right-wingers have a very complicated relationship with “the kids these days”. On one hand, they hate them. I mean, that’s been true of every conservative movement of every age. Demonizing and despising the youth and blaming […]

 

IT’S ALWAYS PROJECTION! Volume 3,476,638

I didn’t realize you could use “I’m rubber and you’re glue” defenses for violations of civil rights. James Lewis, American Reactionary: The Totalitarian Left is Back The right-wing is starting to glaze over a little bit. They’ve been whipped into such a forthy santorum over so much tightly-packed shit that all the posts are essentially […]

 

Intergalactic Space Crusaders

Also inspirational. Jim Hoft, Outhouse Pundit: Air Force Removes Inspirational Painting With Bible Verse From Dining Hall – Atheists Found It “Repugnant” Am I the only one tired of the latest carousel of made-up “scandals” from the right complete with calls for impeachment/public execution for Obama? All the various fainting couch addicts flinging themselves this […]

 

Queering her Garden and Other Euphemisms

The prostitute lay back and considered her options carefully. And to think she was such a normal girl before the hippie commie brainwashing of (DRAMATIC MUSIC) a liberal-arts education!!! Eliana Johnson, National Discarded Sprue: Queer Gardens, Pocahontas, and Prostitutes It’s almost cute, when you get right down to it. The right-wing’s dual obsessions regarding academia. […]

 

From Butch To Bitch in Two Elections

Above: Reversal of Fartune Ace’s bizarre conflation of masculinity with political identity or, at least, with political success has gone from one extreme to the other, yet has stayed the same. Remember the old days when Bush was King, Ace was the most macho sort of Joker, and liberals were ugly queens who took it […]

 

Nazi Punks Fuck Off Should Be Given Free Cake and Never Ever Criticized Even When They Kill People

Anders Breivik, George Zimmerman, and now Wade Michael Page. What’s a murderer got to do to NOT get a blowjob from the right-wing? Michelle Malkin, Prenatal Review: Smearing the Tea Party Last Sunday yet another right-wing fuck went on yet another killing spree, this time at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin. A paranoid white supremacist […]

 

It’s in the Trees! It’s Coming!

When I was a child: Running in the night, Afraid of what might be Hiding in the dark, Hiding in the street, And of what was following me… Jonathan David Carson, American Freak Out: The Obfuscation Factor* The election season has brought us quite a lot of crazy to mock here at Sadly, No! but […]

 

Biff Tannen is Their God Now

“Our Tannen at the sockhop, hallowed be thy name. Your punchings come, your trees to get out of here, in the Wild West as it is in the future. Give us this day our daily butthead, and give us our Hello McFlys, as we also have taken his wallet. And call us not the chicken, […]