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Liv-A Snaps are made with real liver! And dogs love ’em! Above: Pam! I Feel Like A Woman (doop-doop de-doo-doo) “Obama bin Laden” — we’ve been waiting for that one. Also, Pammy predicts a lot of Democratic “fighting” about electronic voting machines, because “voter fraud is the only way [Democrats] can win” and “machines don’t […]

 

Swanks Two Of For Price The One

Good news, flock! Pastor J. Grant Swank, Jr. has recovered from his semi-annual stroke and is churning out aphasia-soaked columns again! We’ll midrash two of ’em shortly, but first a word from our sponsor: ABOVE: Delicious when served with White Deviled Eggs Now then, first up is a bodice-ripping yarn from the good pastor: I’m […]

 

Noted In Transit

(And currently percolating underneath the glad and cheery surface of SadNo.) 1) A stupidity that passeth all measure, as Hillary Clinton attempts to seem tougher than Obama by expressing a willingness to launch a nuclear first-strike on an ally (i.e. Pakistan, i.e. a nuclear power). 2) Rot attacks the foundations via the FISA thing currently […]

 

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Two-Minute Townhall (with a pair of special guests!)

C’mon, y’all, let’s git ‘r done! Shorter Daniel Son: Environmentalists are hopeless hypocrites for advocating policies that prevent the world’s poor from building their own power plants. Shorter Walter Williams: Self-interest is virtually indistinguishable from charity. Shorter Dustin Hawkins: It’s too bad Jeb Bush can’t simultaneously serve Florida as both governor and senator. Also, Harold […]