Blame It On The Chicken Tikka Masala

ABOVE: The Yellow Badge of Courage

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Sooner or later it was inevitable that some wingnut would blame the tragedy in Mumbai on the Mumbaiites themselves, arguing that their cow-free diet turned them into a bunch of curry-breathed cowards unable to stand up for themselves. That’s why ten terrorists kept the city of 19 million under siege for three days.

But what couldn’t be anticipated is that Ye Olde Butte Missile, whose sole act of courage in his entire lifetime was a decision eleven years ago to have his tuna salad on rye rather than wheat, would be leading the charge:

Somebody Get Me A Gun

This post … describes a microcosm of India’s failure to defend itself aggressively against Islamic terrorism. The hero of the story is Sebastian D’Souza, a picture editor at the Mumbai Mirror, who took one of the most famous photos of the terrorists in action …. D’Souza describes his experience at the railway terminal where many innocent Indians were murdered:

“I first saw the gunmen outside the station,” Mr D’Souza said. “With their rucksacks and Western clothes they looked like backpackers, not terrorists, but they were very heavily armed and clearly knew how to use their rifles.

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But what angered Mr D’Souza almost as much were the masses of armed police hiding in the area who simply refused to shoot back. “There were armed policemen hiding all around the station but none of them did anything,” he said. “At one point, I ran up to them and told them to use their weapons. I said, ‘Shoot them, they’re sitting ducks!’ but they just didn’t shoot back.”

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What is the point of having policemen with guns if they refuse to use them? I only wish I had a gun rather than a camera.”

If Mr. D’Souza ever wants to emigrate to the United States, we’ll take him.

I wondered earlier today how a mere ten terrorists could bring a city of 19 million to a standstill. Here in the U.S., I don’t think it would happen. I think we have armed security guards who know how to use their weapons, supplemented by an unknown number of private citizens who are armed and capable of returning fire. The Indian experience shows it is vitally important that this continue to be the case. This is a matter of culture as much as, or more than, a matter of laws.

Apparently, Hinderaker gets most of his knowledge about gunfights while masturbating to an old video tape of Rambo. The likely reason the police didn’t fire back is that their pistols or bolt-action rifles weren’t likely to be effective against gunmen wielding AK-47s. If the cop missed, he’d be dead before he could fire the next shot. There’s also this tricky problem of collateral damage — the cops wouldn’t want to hit bystanders, whereas the terrorists didn’t care. Instead of seriously thinking about the consequences of the mismatch in firepower between the terrorists and the station cops, Hinderaker prefers a racist explanation which turns a country filled with dusky people into a nation of cowards. Let’s just hope that, the next time Hinderaker dines in an Indian restaurant, his dal has strange “creamy” taste eerily reminiscent of snotchos.

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Shark, Motorcycle, Yee-Ha

Above: Thomas Sowell

POLITICIANS, CEO PAY & THE TALE OF BORIS’ GOAT

• Not only has government regulation run our economy into the ground, but liberal malefactors are casting aspersions on our heroic CEOs.

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That’s not self-reliance we can believe in, my friends

This K-Lo post is amusing…

Self-Reliance [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

is a beautiful thing.

…when you consider the following:

Our swollen toes and other (true!) NRO journalistic sob stories [Jack Fowler]

Folks, these things don’t happen by magic or the sprinkling of pixie dust. It takes a lot of bucks to run NRO. Of course, each and every dollar we have is stretched to the max — we don’t have the luxury of, well, having luxuries. Cabs? Ha! Subway fare? Think again! How do I get to the press conference then? By foot! That’s how we operate. Calluses, fallen arches, and vibrant conservatism are the consequences.

NRO exists in no small part because of the generosity of our readers. Join the ranks of these revered souls. If you come to NRO every day or many days, if you understand how important NRO is both to you and to the cause of conservatism, then help us out. Whether it’s cold hard cash or warm soft cash — we need it, boy do we need it, and pledge to spend every penny über-wisely. For an alternative, picture this world wide web without NRO (as surely its inventor, Mr. Gore, does).

So please donate today. Come on, I’m begging – and that’s a very ugly sight, so ugly that we’re prohibited from running my picture with this post. Make your generosity known here.

And:

Consider [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

donating.

And:

If You Are Happy with Jonah’s Shatnerfest [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Donate now.

Or, if you’re not, donate NOW.

Basically, I will sleep if you donate now.

And:

Help Us Lead the Renewal

By Kathryn Jean Lopez

Your donation — whether it be $5,000 or $50 — will go directly toward the cost of running NRO: our recent necessary server upgrade, salaries, author’s fees (which have not grown with inflation since NRO was first established) and essential support services. Your generosity, in other words, will keep this light on and shining bright in the wilderness.

And as you donate, I encourage you to e-mail me with your suggestions as we look toward the next four years together.

Make your donation here. Thank you for your support. We can’t do this without you.

And so on.

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of wingnut punditry consists mainly of lecturing everybody on the need to be self-reliant while simultaneously begging for money? It’s almost like they don’t actually believe the stuff they’re writing…

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Happy Swanksgiving

Each year, a time comes to give thanks for the blessings we have received, and to roast a big turkey. We’ll do the thanks and blessings later, because here comes Pastor Swank.

Above: Goodman Swank thanks God for some corn he
found sitting around unguarded

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OBAMA, WILL YOU EVER END A SPEECH WITH ‘AND GOD BLESS AMERICA’?
J. Grant Swank, Jr.

John McCain and Sarah Palin concluded their speeches with “And God bless America.” The crowds cheered.

Did you ever hear B. Hussein Obama do that?

Hm. It is possible.

I cannot recall him ever stating such a praise petition to the God of the Bible.

Another question that comes to mind is this: Will we ever hear the National Anthem at B. Hussein’s scheduled events?

A good question, for he has been known to close events with a repeated phrase from the Algerian song ‘Kradoutja,’ which has been known in the West under various titles including ‘The Streets of Cairo.’ His followers have held hands and sung in unison, “All the girls in France do the hoochie-coochie dance…”

Some may note that Obama was excoriated for cutting the National Anthem from his events, but as we well know by now, the fact that he was blameworthy and bad for stopping doing something does not mean that he ever did that thing at all in the first place. For instance, we all remember how he stopped his 20-year support for his radical Christian pastor, his best friend of all time Jeremiah Wright, while actually being a Christian-hating radical Muslim all along.

I doubt it. Will be glad to be proven wrong.

That never happens.

B. Hussein is out to mesh all religions as one, just as his mother believed. Forget America’s Judeo-Christian heritage. Out. Done. Disappear. Read “Obama is not Christian but Muslim” at http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/swank/080515

See? It’s just like we were saying.

He in truth is a Muslim, just as he let slip on an ABC interview these words: “ my Muslim faith.” There is such substantial evidence that he was born Muslim and held to Islam as his religion, just his father stated when he was born. Read B. HUSSEIN: Who is Barry Soetoro? at http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_21594.shtml

Therefore, B. Hussein knows that to invoke prayers or praise to the Judeo-Christian heritage deity is anti-Allah. It is totally contrary to the Koran stipulations that infidels must be slain while Islam World Rule takes hold. Therefore, he cannot provide even “And God bless America” statement for that is entirely hypocritical in the eyes of the Muslims who know him to be Muslim.

After following his work for a few years, it seems fair to say that Pastor Swank’s default discursive mode will soon be indistinguishable in tone from the ravings on a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s soap.

Further, B. Hussein has no concern or allegiance for the National Anthem. He is out to make this country socialist / communist, just as one his staff members had a communist flag taped to his office wall.

Read MUSLIM OBAMA SAYS IN HIS BOOK HE’S ON THE SIDE OF MUSLIMS at http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_21764.shtml

Read GADHAFI: B. HUSSEIN IS MUSLIM at http://www.michnews.com/artman/publish/article_21594.shtml

Ah, but luckily, Obama is ineligible for the presidency.

God bless you, Pastor Swank. And by ‘God’ we secretly mean Ba’al.

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Shorter K-Lo

Gratitude

• What am I thankful for this Thanksgiving? I’m thankful that Proposition 8 passed and California homos can’t get married, because if I can’t get married, then neither should they. And that Sarah Palin didn’t have an abortion. And that President Bush protected us from the terrorists and will one day be finally recognized as the best leader we ever had. Amen.

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The True Meaning of Thanksgiving

ABOVE: “Gay” Patriot West

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You want something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving? Well, then, be thankful that you are not B. Daniel Blatt, aka “GayPatriotWest.” In case you’ve forgotten, Blatt provides truckloads of unintentional comedy as he ties himself up like a pretzel on a near daily basis explaining how he can be a gay conservative Republican. And that just can’t be a very comfortable way to spend one’s life.

Blatt is the kind of guy that, had he been born a turkey (at least, that is, of the avian variety), he would have spent his formative years dreaming of growing up to be a spokesman for Butterball. And then when he was rejected for that job by Butterball and sent back to the barn to await his execution, he would have spent his final days before Thanksgiving, not recriminating against Butterball, but reproving himself for not being a good enough turkey to please the Butterball folks. And seconds before his final appointment with the guillotine and the plucking room, he would have cried out “Butterball’s Best Boy Forever!” Ker-thunk!

Well, today Blatt has outdone himself. And in a long line of lame rationalizations, foolish analogies, and frissons of self-loathing, that really is saying something. Blatt brings it home in a post titled “On Joining Forces with Social Conservatives When Necessary to Preserve Our Liberty,” which you might think says it all but astonishingly only provides the scarcest glimmer of the inanity to follow:

My main concern in politics is maintaining my freedom. And, in practical, definable terms, the daily threats to my liberty are not being pushed by religious conservatives. It wasn’t religious conservatives who’ve told me I’m breaking the law if I light up in a bar. It wasn’t religious conservatives who’ve forbidden me from buying food made with trans fats. … It isn’t the religious conservatives who have told me that I have to separate my trash, even to the point of removing individual trashcans in my office building.

Shorter Gay Patriot West: I’m willing to forgo marriage to the man of my dreams (well at least I would be if I had a man of my dreams) as long as I can eat all the trans fats I want. Hell, you can even fire me for being gay (well at least you could if I had a job) as long as I can still smoke in a bar. And I’d trade the theoretical possibility of marriage in a heart beat if I could just put glass and paper in the same trash can again.

So this Thanksgiving, when Uncle Miltie is complaining at dinner for the eleventh time that turkeys aren’t as juicy as they used to be, that cranberry sauce makes him constipated and that people keep sneaking into his room and stealing shit from him when he’s stuck on the toilet, it’s time for you to just sit back, relax and remember this: at least you aren’t B. Daniel Blatt.

UPDATE: Bonus silliness from B. Daniel Blatt:

How do you know when you’re linked on a left-wing blog? [That would be us.] You discover an increased number of hate comments in your spam queue.

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Oh, and one last point, anyone who would use a doctored photo and put it forward as authentic is someone obviously someone [sic] who is easily duped.

A big slice of absinthe-laced lemon chess pie for anyone who can explain the logic of that “last point,” which, sadly, we fear won’t really be B. Daniel Blatt’s last point. We think the one who is easily duped is Mr. Blatt if he thinks that we put forward any picture on this site as authentic.

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Return Of The Giant Invisible Robot Hitlers*

Above: Jules Crittenden

From The Airport That Brought You 9/11

• Thank you, George W. Bush, for keeping America safe from terrorists carrying firearms can easily board planes at Logan Airport, thanks to [mumble mumble] cops.

* Cf.

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Are You There, Failure? It’s Me, Megan

What should Bush do now?

One thing that I haven’t seen: work more closely with Obama’s transitional economics team than an outgoing president usually does.

Everything I’ve seen about Bush and the transition indicates that he has been entirely classy. But right now, classy is not enough. The more publicly he is seen to coordinate with the Obama team, the more reassuring it will be to markets.

As usual, ‘markets’ is a word that McArdle uses to denote a big economic thingy of no fixed qualities, much as ‘cyberspace’ used to mean an interactive post-media nexus of transformative hyperrealities whose multi-dimensionalized datasphere you flew through as a bodiless post-human, via sitting in a farted-out desk chair typing on Usenet.

Let’s look again at what she just tried to say.

The more publicly [George W. Bush] is seen to coordinate with the Obama team, the more reassuring it will be to markets.

In the time it took you to remember Bush’s approval and disapproval ratings, and to form the thought that ‘markets’ are widely supposed to be smarter than the bottom 25% of Americans, such as for instance Jersey guidos with hair mousse and four-finger rings, blank-eyed women wandering angrily through dollar stores, people who cut you off in traffic and shout incomprehensible expletives that sound like “Gawaaa!”, people who equal ass, bonk-headed yar-yar dingbrains, those who sit on their porches with earthenware jugs and mail-order guitars, singing “‘Tis So Sweet to Trust in Jesus” as the 20th Century struggles to free itself from the possum trap it walked into as it tried to cross their property, and people who listen to Coheed and Cambria — in that mere span of time, Glenn Reynolds woke up, walked the dog, had breakfast, turned on the computer, had another cup of coffee, sat down, checked his RSS feeds, went “Say, that’s a good point,” and quoted McArdle’s post nearly in full.

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Holiday cheer from the pro-genocide Right

ABOVE: Assistant Supervisor Lady in your face

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Mona Charen brings us historical revisionism on par with the Doughy Pantload’s:

Giving Thanks for Genocide?

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Like racism, genocide is a word that has lost its meaning through promiscuous overuse. Medved reminds us that the international “Genocide Convention” defines genocide as an act or acts “committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial, or religious group as such.” In the clash of civilizations between European settlers and Native Americans, millions died. But the overwhelming majority of those deaths were attributable to diseases carried involuntarily by Europeans and spread to natives who had no natural immunities to these pathogens. That is a tragedy, but not a crime.

Gee, the Trail of Tears? The Sand Creek Massacre? Wounded Knee? No, there was no concerted effort to wipe out an entire race of native peoples. Just one long trail of historical “oopsies” that white people unwittingly participated in.

I’ve often wondered what sort of people would be sick enough to engage in Holocaust denial. Now I know: they’re the same sort of people who write for the National Review.

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Young, Dumb, Hung And Full Of ____*

ABOVE: One of these three things doesn’t belong

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Andrew Breitbart, LA’s most dapper wingnut, has some advice for the GOP if it wants to win any future elections. Enlist hunky models from Abercrombie & Fitch as the new GOP candidates and run them against the ugly, baby boomer Democrats. Seriously. And, best I can tell, Breitbart isn’t attempting parody. He’s as serious as Jonah “the Whale” Goldberg at the sundae station of an all-you-can-eat early-bird buffet.

[H]ere’s an unorthodox fast-track plan for a full-scale GOP recovery in 2010. The future of the Grand Old Party needs to be dangerously youthful, devastatingly attractive and outrageously fun.

Like these young Republicans.

With the economy in the pits, the young, the restless and unapologetically handsome should use their looks, vigor and Internet knowledge to wrest away elective office from joyless bureaucrats who gallingly repackaged the soiled utopian promises of their overly replayed Woodstock days as “hope” and “change.”

Woohoo! Zac Efron can be like the next Secretary of Treasury. My 401(k) got hard and throbby just at the thought.

So let’s stop first at Abercrombie and Fitch. See those shirtless models in the storefront tossing footballs in the air? There’s a better use of their time and efforts. Tanned, coiffed and seriously cut, these young studs could be tossing free-trade legislation across the halls of the Cannon House Office Building faster than you can Twitter “The Bella Twins.” Just tell these $15-an-hour beefcakes there’s a Democrat standing between them and a $169,300 job.

Um, Andy, if you’re going to salivate over A&F models and fantasize about being the slice of ham in their free-market sandwich, then you probably ought to know that the guys who pose for the photos are getting a lot more than $15 per hour. And that they’re going to charge more than that to play toss-the-legislation and hide-the-sausage with you.

Sure, a lot of our newly elected officials may not be completely up to speed on the issues, but once elected, they’ll have close to three months to cram. That’s almost a full semester – enough time to get the gist of the Constitution. Leave the details for the staffers.

Look at how well that worked for Caribou Barbie.

Under my plan, the party will grow as the parties grow. Weekly keggers and Guitar Hero and karaoke fundraisers can make a mockery of the self-serious poetry slam-faced Obama youth movement. …

We’ll even throw in some Republican punk rockers and conservative performance artists while we’re at it. They do exist.

I don’t know about you, but I’d rather convert to Mormonism than attend a Republican punk rock concert or watch a conservative performance artist perform. And what would a conservative performance artist do exactly? Smear her chastely-clothed body in crude oil while chanting “Drill, Baby, Drill”?

If we’re going to make the Republican Party a big tent again, why not make it large enough to hold a rave?

That’s actually the best part of Breitbart’s column. He apparently still thinks that raves are cool, which is really kind of creepy. It’s sort of like your grandmother buying you a cocaine spoon necklace for your birthday and then saying, with a sly wink and a smile, “And you thought your granny was such an old stick in the mud.”

*Insert rhyming word in blank. Alternate porno spelling preferred.

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Deer Grate Pumpkin,

mrpepper2 (posted 4 months ago)

why can’t we produce our own oil. And bring back good paying jobs and avoid the lead posioning that we are getting from China . And why do we hae to recue every country that cries out for help . We are in a jam and no one comes to help us . I have become disabled and can’t get any one in Washington D.C. to help me get a loan to save my home . But we can help everyone else . When do we stop and say ok we are going to help the average person . We have 175thousand acres that we have in this coutry that are signed for oil drilling . Come on wake up I need help can’t find a single sole in Washington to help because I don’t Qualify because we are so full of red tape we can’t get through it. sincerly
Richard Culpepper
Mahomet Illinois 61853
P.S. Is thier anyone out that cares about the People of this country.

Pardons and Commutations

The 14 people who were pardoned and 2 who had their sentences commuted by President Bush on Monday, as reported by The Associated Press:

Pardoned:

Leslie O. Collier, Charleston, Mo., pleaded guilty to unlawfully killing three bald eagles.

Milton K. Cordes, Rapid City, S.D., convicted of conspiracy to violate the Lacey Act, which prohibits importation into the country of wildlife taken in violation of conservation laws.

Richard M. Culpepper, Mahomet, Ill., convicted of making false statements to the federal government.

[...]

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A Few Hammers Short Of A Bag At USN&WR

ABOVE: “OH NOES! Universal Healthcare!!”

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The prospect that the Obama administration will make health insurance available to almost everyone in the United States has the right wing howling in abject terror. It’s not enough that we have health care (they moan). Others must not.

Witness James Pethokoukis over at Useless News & World Distort. He is predicting the end of Western civilization as we know it if one single additional person gets health insurance. Instead of having the decency to die off, as is the moral obligation of the lazy, worthless bums who find themselves at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder, these losers will, thanks to health insurance, live to vote again. And who will they vote for? Why, the New Socialist Islamobamic Democratic Party, of course!

Recently, I stumbled across this analysis of how nationalized healthcare in Great Britain affected the political environment there. As Norman Markowitz in Political Affairs, a journal of “Marxist thought,” puts it: “After the Labor Party established the National Health Service after World War II, supposedly conservative workers and low-income people under religious and other influences who tended to support the Conservatives were much more likely to vote for the Labor Party when health care, social welfare, education and pro-working class policies were enacted by labor-supported governments.”

Passing Obamacare would be like performing exactly the opposite function of turning people into investors. Whereas the Investor Class is more conservative than the rest of America, creating the Obamacare Class would pull America to the left. Michael Cannon of the Cato Institute, who first found that wonderful Markowitz quote, puts it succinctly in a recent blog post: “Blocking Obama’s health plan is key to the GOP’s survival.

This is perhaps the most odious thing I’ve read since that Malkin wretch went all stalker on the sick kid who dared to speak out in favor of children’s health insurance. What Pethokoukis is saying is that the reason to oppose health care is that people might actually like it and that the future of the GOP depends on making sure that people continue to lack health care insurance. If a few uninsured people have to die to save the GOP, that’s just their patriotic duty. Hopefully, they’ll be black gay abortionists. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, right?

Just to kick up the odiousness of his post a notch or two, Pethokoukis proposes his own ideal health care plan which — surprise, surprise!! — means less health insurance for more people.

John McCain’s healthcare plan was perhaps the most provocative policy proposal of the entire 2008 campaign. Too bad he could neither fully explain how it worked nor persuasively argue why it was better than Barack Obama’s plan. Also too bad since his plan would have smartly reduced healthcare costs by getting companies out of the healthcare benefits business and empowering individuals to buy insurance on their own. This would have helped fix what economist Arnold Kling calls the insurance vs. insulation problem: “Insulation relieves the patient of the stress of making decisions about treatment. The patient also does not have to worry about shopping around for the best price. The problem with insulation is that it is not a sustainable form of healthcare finance.”

In other words, let’s get rid of employer-provided health insurance. Obviously if individuals bought their own health insurance it would be cheaper because they could drive a harder bargain than their employer could buying group insurance. You can’t simply be born this stupid; you have to work at it and acquire it, either by a self-inflicted head wound or a number of overly extended auto-erotic asphyxiation sessions.

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Shorter Paul “Deacon” Mirengoff

Google this

• Condi Rice has failed in her most important job as Secretary of State, which is aggressively defending the torture and indefinite imprisonment of scary-looking Sand People.

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We Eated It

Fed Pledges Top $7.4 Trillion to Ease Frozen Credit

O hai! Here’s your US Goverment, Mr. Obama. Sorry we spended it all, hehe.

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Pardoning The Turkey

Above: Jules Crittenden

A Time for Thanksgiving
Obama’s debt of gratitude to George W. Bush.

• In the last analysis, President Bush saved the world from several invisible giant robot Hitlers, in accordance with everything I have ever said. Alas, Obama will likely get the credit whenever a Hitler robot fails to attack.

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Overton Defenestration

It’s always mildly startling to read a post by Donald Douglas at American Power, and then days or weeks later to notice more posts by him there. It’s like he keeps emitting lint when nobody is paying attention, like the opposite of a Roomba.

Progressivism as the Radical Left

I have long noted that “the progressive netroots,” as our political antagonists on the other side like to call themselves, are today’s radicals, the ideological descendents of the New Left revolutionaries of the 1960s (people like Bill Ayers and the Weather Underground terrorists).

This is interesting, because we have long noted that “conservative bloggers,” as they are known to the police and other authorities, are today’s Jeffrey Dahmers, the whiffy-kitchened child sex cannibals of the 21st Century. By “are” we mean the same as Douglas means above: that the comparison would bother them, therefore we are jauntily asserting it by pretending to be stupid.

Above: Indistinguishable from Matt Yglesias*

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On a related topic, did you know that toilets are the same as sinks because they are both white, concave porcelain devices in the bathroom? No really, I can’t tell. No, look, they both have poop in them, see? Ooh, I am so zooming you.

Today’s progressives have very little in common with the true early-20th progressive reformers, such as Governor Hiram Johnson of California, who brought direct democracy to the state’s voters in 1911.

For instance, they are against the Proposition 8 referendum in California, while Johnson was for referendums. (Opposite.)

I often get smeared as “wingnut” by some reality-challenged bloggers (for example, here and here) for making this argument, because the left today can’t stand being identified for what they truly are.

In the spirit of streamlining, we need someday to draw up a decision tree that starts with “liberals are laughing at me,” and ends in the bottom left and right corners with “they cannot stand the truth” and “I must really be getting under their skin.” In the middle will be no box reading “(Y/N) I am funny like a jester.”

We’ll send out many copies, and Rick Moran will not fail to receive one.

Simplify, simplify, simplify.

So it’s with pleasure that I share Michael Lind’s new piece, calling on progressives to end their charade:, “Is it OK to Be Liberal Again, Instead of Progressive?“:

If you were a progressive in the ’60s and ’70s, you were likely to think that Truman and Johnson were warmongering “corporate liberals” under the control of the “military-industrial complex” and that the Democrats and Republicans were indistinguishable. For the moderate and conservative Democrats of the DLC to call themselves the new progressives was the equivalent of moderate, secular Republicans calling themselves the new fundamentalists.

At least the far-left progressives were honest. They genuinely despised the mid-century American liberals, whom they viewed simply as another species of bourgeois imperialists. This is another one of the reasons I dislike the term “progressive” … Why share a label with anyone who romanticized Ho Chi Minh or Fidel Castro?

Okay, it’s necessary at this point to clarify, first of all, that Douglas didn’t even read this piece, but just made up an argument in his head and attributed it to an imaginary person with the same name as Michael Lind — who is, himself, a writer of known quantity whose November 21 Salon piece, headlined, “Is it OK to be liberal again, instead of progressive?” and subheadlined, “Come out of the closet, liberals. Stop using the fashionable euphemism ‘progressive’ and relaunch the old, tarnished L-word,” was apparently open on Douglas’s computer at the time, vulnerable to control-C.

What the actual, objective-reality Michael Lind is saying is abstracted in the headline. Briefly, it is that conservatives have turned the term ‘liberal’ into an epithet, and the center-left has therefore been calling itself ‘progressive.’ But the catch-all term ‘progressive’ does not fool conservatives, carries both centrist and radical connotations that do not accurately describe liberals, and is generally lame, such that it may be time for liberals to proudly reclaim their identity as ‘liberals.’

It’s also necessary to clarify why we’re picking on Donald Douglas instead of, um, for instance, chronicling the day-by-day mental flux of Cap’n “I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings” Ed as his tenure as a Malkin stooge enters its high baroque period. Or instead of answering the horrifying backlog of email that we are bad and sorry people for not having already done, because good people must mistakenly think that we’re snubbing them. Also, damn.

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It… Begins

Once again this year, rather than destroy Christmas in the usual way — by saying ‘happy holidays,’ and sticking people in the butt with giant, sharpened candy canes, and peeing in creches, and saying “Mmm, these Necco wafers are good, do you want some?” and then giving Christians a wax paper roll of communion wafers which they then mistakenly eat to their horror, and by celebrating Hanukkah or Ramadan and so forth — our plan, as liberals, is to work within the system, to send spies into Christmas itself, and to bring this so-called holiday to ruin by the grinding of its own fell cogs.

This year our spies on the inside have provided us with a special Amazon toy registry so that Sadlynauts can buy toys for homeless, non-productive children — thus “spreading around” i.e. “redistributing” wealth, in accordance with the wishes of President Hussein X.

The toys ship from Amazon to Christmas in the City, a 100% volunteer organization that mentors and supports homeless families in Boston. More than 2,000 children attended last year’s gigantic annual Christmas party, and many more children who couldn’t come to the party were hooked up with presents. The toys need to arrive by December 19th to be put into wheeled canvas mail bins and rolled out into a screaming crowd of joyful kids.

Anyone who would like to see a toy added to the wishlist can post a link in comments, and the Doctor Missus will add it, as long as it’s appropriate (please, no Mark Steyn with Kung Fu Grip or Chatty Pammy dolls) and seems likely to match up to a child’s wishlist.

Updates to come, as well as. . .did I post party pictures last time? Here’s the secret toy room, last year, a little while before the deluge.

As in Star Trek, everyone wears color-coded shirts according to their function. Above you can see some red-shirts (who, as in Star Trek, are mostly interchangeable and tend to be the first disintegrated by aliens or renegade space probes). Irony and her good friend Jonah Goldberg may be pleased to learn that the Doctor Missus and myself are security — i.e., blackshirts.

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The End Of Confederate Yankee As We Know It

It wouldn’t be fair to leave it unremarked that Bob “Confederate Yankee” Owens — fact-checkerer, debunker and rebunker, and scourge of the liberal MSM — has written what appears to be a post calling for the investigation of official misconduct not allegedly committed by a political enemy, i.e. a ‘liberal,’ a set of ‘liberals,’ or ‘liberalism.’

That is, even amidst this recent crime wave of liberals liberalling and unrepentant terrorists being elected to the White House, not to mention the impending dawn of the Glorious Socialist Revolution and all the statues of Mumia that are slated to be cast out of melted gunmetal and multi-cartridge rifle magazines,* he seems in this case to be applying universal standards to things. Because no, check this out:

Friendly Fire Coverup Comes to Light

Read this article and watch the 12 minutes of edited video. There is some circumstantial evidence here that two U.S. soldiers in an apparent overwatch position were mistaken for insurgents in Ramadi in 2006, and were then killed by a single shot from the main gun of a U.S Abrams tank. Audio in the clip also seems to indicate that the coaxial 7.62 machine gun on the tank also opened up on the position following the discharge of the main gun.

Friendly fire occurs in every war, even though our soldiers try very hard to minimize the risk.

Here, though, it seems that a coverup began to form within 30 minutes of the incident, before the second soldier who died was even evacuated. As his sergeant blamed the incoming fire on a tank in a radio call, he was immediately told by a superior who was not on the scene that the deaths were the result of enemy mortar fire.

That someone then ordered the rushed shredding all documentation related to the men further reeks of a coverup. I suspect we have some Captains, Majors, and perhaps even a Colonel or higher who are involved.

The Army needs to get to the bottom of this, and fast.

A new leaf? If so, this new suspicion toward the military comes at a fortunate time. As it happens, today would have brought embarrassment like no other day (which is to say, at least more than none) to our tireless identifier of AP ‘fauxtography,’ our critic of alleged Associated Press photos of so-called ‘dead’ Middle Eastern alleged children, who can not be independently proven to have been killed exactly as shown, and are therefore, like Schroedinger’s cat, neither dead nor alive, forever.

Yes, we wandered those shores with him, but today we find that he must walk alone.

* Should the US government ever confiscate guns for the purpose of statuary production, we believe the statue should be a monumental rendering of Cold Dead Hands.

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Gateway Pundit Joins The Revolution

Well here’s a new one.

Pope Spoke About Imminent Market Collapse Back in 1985

Pope Benedict XVI predicted a global market crisis back in a paper he wrote in 1985. Bloomberg reported:

Pope Benedict XVI was the first to predict the crisis in the global financial system, a “prophecy” dating to a paper he wrote when he was a cardinal, Italian Finance Minister Giulio Tremonti said.

“The prediction that an undisciplined economy would collapse by its own rules can be found” in an article written by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who became pope in April 2005, Tremonti said yesterday at Milan’s Cattolica University.

German-born Ratzinger in 1985 presented a paper entitled “Market Economy and Ethics” at a Rome event dedicated to the Church and the economy. The future pope said a decline in ethics “can actually cause the laws of the market to collapse.”

Pope Benedict in an Oct. 7 speech reflected on crashing markets and concluded that “money vanishes, it is nothing” and warned that “the only solid reality is the word of God.”

Here is the full text of Pope (then Cardinal) Benedict’s essay on a free market economy and ethics from 1985.
Although, it is not so clear that this was an actual “prediction,” this section of the essay sticks out on the dependence of a free market economy and a definitive ethical system:

It is becoming an increasingly obvious fact of economic history that the development of economic systems which concentrate on the common good depends on a determinate ethical system, which in turn can be born and sustained only by strong religious convictions. Conversely, it has also become obvious that the decline of such discipline can actually cause the laws of the market to collapse. An economic policy that is ordered not only to the good of the group — indeed, not only to the common good of a determinate state — but to the common good of the family of man demands a maximum of ethical discipline and thus a maximum of religious strength. The political formation of a will that employs the inherent economic laws towards this goal appears, in spite of all humanitarian protestations, almost impossible today. It can only be realized if new ethical powers are completely set free.

Right, okay. And then if you actually look at Cardinal Ratzinger’s paper, you see that he kept using the words ‘Marx’ and ‘Marxism’ as though he were somehow aware that this idea — the idea that unregulated markets will tend to cycle into periodic collapse — comes directly from Karl Marx. Indeed, it seems that the Cardinal miraculously predicted that this very idea has long been considered common sense throughout Europe and pretty much the entire world, especially in the wake of the Great Depression of the 1930s.

But then, ‘pretty much the entire world’ leaves out certain enclaves of fundamentalist free-market purism, of what used to be a sky-hooting, pie-eyed, right-wing cult sainted by weirdos such as Hayek, Rand, and Von Mises, but is now — after decades of argument, propaganda, argument, people talking and talking on television and radio, and hundreds of millions of dollars of generous contributions by wealthy business interests — known to many Americans, including Gateway Pundit, by the shorthand term of ‘the laws of economics.’

In this milieu, Das Kapital is assumed by people who haven’t read it — because why would anyone ever want to read it? — to be a book like Mein Kampf, describing Marx’s evil plot to enslave Russia and the world. Chillingly, Cardinal Ratzinger seems to favor certain features of Marxism against the free-market orthodoxy he criticizes in the paper, suggesting that the Pope is literally a murderous Stalinist made of Hitlers, i.e. is associated with terrorists.

But hey, if Gateway Pundit wants to launder commonplace Marxian insights through miraculous Papal utterances from the 1980s, at least that’s better than the post directly underneath, as in right under, as in the exact previous post from less than an hour earlier:

“Obama Factor” Weighs Heavy in Market Crash

The stock market continued its horrible post-election crash Thursday:

The Dow is down nearly 20% since Barack Obama won the presidential election. This is the largest post election stock market sell off in history.

Doug Ross tracked the Obama factor in the current market slide in this very interesting blog post–

“Barack Obama and the Wisdom of Crowds”

If we zoom into the September-to-November timeframe, we’ll see something very enlightening. By late September it was increasingly clear to Intrade.com bettors that Obama was going to win the election. From 9/28 to 9/29 Obama’s Intrade price went from 57 to 61, which represented a huge jump… Around September 29th the market began its collapse.

Call it a crisis of confidence. Call it a Fannie-inspired meltdown. Call it what you will, but the markets appear to have reacted to Obama’s promises of economic “fairness”, “spreading the wealth” and raising taxes on the job creators of society.

Read the whole thing here.

For more fanny-inspired meltdowns, watch the constantly evolving, self-contradictory, heat-seeking blame-missiles of rationalization accumulating in teetering stockpiles at sites such as Gateway Pundit (traffic: 25,000 souls daily). Message: Everything is all your fault in a way that we will soon figure out.

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Shorter Scott “Big Trunk” Johnson

The National Book Awards 2008

• Although I have not read any of the books nominated for this year’s Book Awards, I am certain that they pale in comparison to the intellectual dynamo that is Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism, not to mention the fine efforts by such first-rate minds as Andy McCarthy and Douglas Feith.

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