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Above: Looking surprisingly presentable these days Feminists Truly Hate Women The execrable so-called “feminists” should devote themselves to the eradication of the Muslim bacillus. ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™

Shocking Story of Gay Porn as Required Reading in High School Anagram: Shorter Wanton Dudd I is be checkin’ mah email… ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

I am a RINO Above: Goo-goo g’joob Yes, I admit it: I am actually a… Wait, why is everybody laughing? ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

Electing Obama A Slap In The Face To Muslims Everywhere? Above: Totally looked betterwith the cookie scrubber Hey, here’s one (ahem): I truly regret mentioning the fact that Barack Obama is a Muslim, for all men are indeed brethren to me; but is it wise for America to elect a man who, as an apostate […]

Another day, another spasm of Obama fauxtrage: the latest coming from Werner Todt von Huston, the dimmest of the RedState dimwits, which means he puts out somewhat less light than a black hole and that each time you read him, thousands of your own neurons cry themselves to death. Noblesse Oblige? The One Wants His […]

Knock-knock. Who’s there? ABOVE: And this was scarcely odd,because he’d eaten every one.* Interrupting walrus. Interrup… Sci. American uses all anti-Republican examples to show ‘how media messes with your mind’ Warner Todd Huston February 22, 2008 This report by Scientific American is a hoot for its blatant hypocrisy. …ting walrus who? Oh man, we totally […]

It’s Thursday, and that means it’s time to pick on Megan McArdle again see what’s happening with Warner Todd Huston, the formerly walrus-visaged seer of RenewAmerica and NewsBusters. Above: Totally looked better with the beard Another example of how nutroots are completely mad August 22, 2007 Another example? As if this video of the YearlyKos […]

Matt C. Abbot: Notre Dame’s football team is losing because the university has turned away from God and toward Obama. Steve Farrell: Democracy inevitably leads to Marxism. Ken Connor: Celebrities should only testify before Congress if (a) they aren’t liberal, (b) they don’t tell any jokes and (c) there are no ethics charges against Democrats […]

ABOVE: Warner and Friends Warner Todd Huston, Guest Post at Gateway Dumbshit Mentally Retarded Now Have “Intellectual Disability” Because of the European Socialists at the U.N. you now can’t call people “retards” anymore. But, you know, just because you now have to call them “intellectually” disabled doesn’t stop them from drooling on themselves. ‘Shorter’ concept […]

ABOVE: Burger King (left), Warner “Double Whopper” Huston (right) Shorter Warner Todd Huston, Ruhnew Amuhrka This leftist drivel is why journalism is dying Everything I eat (excluding certain snack foods) I buy at fast food drive-thrus, so I take extremely personally a story written by some New York City fag criticizing drive-thrus. ‘Shorter’ concept created […]