Sadly, No!

Like the famous Rodin sculpture that inspires its name, the American Thinker is open to interpretation. Does it represent a loose organization of thoughtful conservatives pondering the issues of the day … or is it just a bunch of whackjobs taking a collective bowel movement on the truth for all eternity? Roy Edroso has highlighted […]

We’ve learned much from Amy Alkon these past few days that is startling, perverse and downright hi-larious — starting with the notion that poor black women who get shot and killed by the cops value black lives less than white cops who shoot and kill poor black women, and working our way through to the […]

When I was a child: Running in the night, Afraid of what might be Hiding in the dark, Hiding in the street, And of what was following me… Jonathan David Carson, American Freak Out: The Obfuscation Factor* The election season has brought us quite a lot of crazy to mock here at Sadly, No! but […]

“Sneaky little sadlynautses” Hey, I was wandering around the Internetz this morning when I saw our good friend Amy Arnold Alkon out digging one of his famous shit moats. So I decided to pay a visit to our favorite Los Angeles transvestite and see what’s cooking in the advice goddess business. First, Arnold was upset […]

Agnolo Bronzino (prob. Jacopo Pontormo): “Portrait of a Shitmoat Builder with Her Litter“(c. 1530)(soil on wood) Oh goodness me. You let Amy Arnold Alkon out of your sight for just a few minutes and the next thing you know she’s up to her usual shit-moat antics again, this time obsessively trolling the Amazon comments thread […]

Agnolo Bronzino (prob. Jacopo Pontormo): “Portrait of a Shitmoat Builder with Her Litter“(c. 1530)(soil on wood) Amy Alkon, Advice Shitmoatress Blog Burka Barbie! All Muslims suck. Amy Alkon, Advice Shitmoatress Blog Vote Your Melanin Black people are the real racists. Toronto Star Interview with Amy Alkon: I beg your *#$@%%*! pardon My technique of ending […]

Can’t promise anything. It’s been tough for all of us paycheck collectors (I had to focus on not getting sacked over the last few months.* What I can promise from this space is this: – Relentless procrastination – Failed marriages – Hours and hours of Boston hate and Barry love – Less Retardo, more HTML […]

ABOVE: “The World’s Tiniest Racist” In what has to be the worst idea since lawn darts, the dim-witted Gay Patriots have decided to hold a contest to determine who is the “Grande [sic] Conservative Blogress Diva 2009.” There’s enough funny here to keep us busy until 2012, even leaving aside the faux-French “grande.” For instance, […]

Via Our Lady of the Shit Moat, we are treated to Jihad Watch’s helpful advice for Muslims wishing to present themselves in polite society. We’ve added a few of our own to Robert Spencer’s — see if you can tell which ones: The American Muslim, terrorism, and Islamic supremacism … So — will Sheila Musaji […]

Oh. My. Effing. Goodness. America’s Worst Advice Columnist™ has waded once again into the shit moat with another of her rants claiming that the real racists are the ones that won’t let her make wildly inaccurate and demeaning generalizations about black people because she is white. It starts with her harassing some poor guy in […]