Sadly, No!

OK, maybe he’s not as stupid as the Ole Perfesser or the Lesser Perfesser, but I’d still like for somebody to explain why Mickey Kaus ever had a of reputation as something other than a pathetic right-wing shill of subnormal intelligence? I mean, look at this bullshit (via Kevin Drum): “We Are Hiring at $9.50 […]

Shorter Mickey Kaus: The Uninvited Much as rich people wall off green space from the public, Ezra Klein has privatized a conversation. Hey, are you gonna privatize that Kit-Kat bar? ‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™

Above: Unaltered photo Mickey Kaus: The always-suspect Michael Lind nevertheless sends around a useful commentary on Obama’s gruesomely off-key condscension toward downscale Rustbelt voters: According to Obama, working class (white) people “cling to guns” because they are bitter at losing their manufacturing jobs. Excuse me? Hunting is part of working-class American culture. Does Obama really […]

Here’s Matt Yglesias, jumping into a Mickey Kaus thing that we seem to have, you know, had a hand in: Um… Mickey Kaus demands crow: Didn’t Kevin Drum and other leftish bloggers sneer when I suggested that rising unskilled wages were in the offing? I think they did! … How much do the people who […]

Organic Unit Failing! Dictionary program melting! Words ceasing to matter! Cyberman is are good intellectual! Cyberman Master Squirrel of Filthy Humanatees! ERROROROROROROR! Christopher Chantrill, American Wanker: If Conservatives Are Social Darwinists, Then… Shorter (or the last port before the Jungle): I don’t understand what words mean.

Matt Welch of Reason dialed up the Chatroulette earlier in the week, only to land on the besotted albino non-partisan blogatrix of his dreams, Ann Althouse. As you will see, the conversation is halting at first, the flirtations clumsy, until Ann offers up the coy declaration that she loves being covered in ‘goo’. Matt, no […]

Over at America’s Shittiest Website&#153, Peter “The Mustache of Enhanced Interrogation” Kirsanow tells us all how super cool Dick Cheney’s torture defense was yesterday: Cheney: Adult [Peter Kirsanow] A serious, important speech. Politicians and the media seem unduly impressed by favorability polls, often drawing unwarranted conclusions from them. Since Cheney has relatively high unfavorables, it’s […]

Not Much Shorter Mickey Kaus: kf’s BS Detector Explodes A bunch of liberals are trying to make everyone get all boo-hoo-hooey over homeless children and so they’ve issued a report claiming that there are a bunch of them. In fact, since I haven’t personally seen any homeless children, there can’t really be all that many. […]

Oh, Washington Monthly, don’t ever change! Not that you ever could even if you wanted; but I’m just saying that your consistent brand of wishy-washy opinion is like a breath of fresh swamp gas so totally unlike the other vapors wafting from the sewer ditch of Villager consensus. It’s comforting to know that though the […]

ABOVE: Mickey Kaus, with that glow that onlygoat irrumatio can bring Goat bukakke enthusiast Mickey Kaus on the John Edwards tabloid “scandal” — you knew it had to happen … again: Why write about the Edwards scandal? Here’s a short clip-‘n’-save response to those (including many friends) who argue the Edwards scandal shouldn’t be pursued–or […]