So Debbie gets something right for once…

The wingnutosphere is eating its own. This is a most delicious turn of events.

So Debbie gets something right for once…

And Pamela Geller ignores Debbie’s emails. Maybe they both have more sense than we give them credit for.

It does sound like a sordid case. Of course, we won’t be able to determine any actual facts by reading either of these two screechers.

Oh, man, I should have trusted the shorter. The lack of sympathy and human feeling Little Debbie shows is nothing short of revolting. And that she is using an event like the one described to score ideological purity points… yuck.

I’M SPRINGING FOR THE POPCORN!

And I’ll pop for the springcorn.

TinTin:

Geller replied:

Patricia Said was not at the rally. Her story of repentance was deceptive. She was off the speaker list before the rally.
Get your facts straight.

Pamela Geller on November 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

You can kill Muslim kids as long as you’re not their mom. Good to know.

And so it begins… mua ha ha ha! *rubs hands together* Just don’t expect me to hang around once clothes actually start to get torn. I have fought the Joker numerous times, I have stared down the abyss, but for crying out loud, there are some things that even Daredevil, the Man Without Fear, doesn’t want happening in front of him just in case his sight spontaneously comes back.

You can kill Muslim kids as long as you’re not their mom. Good to know.

OUCH.

PS putting my money on Crazy Pammy in a cougar fight.

Don’t cougars have to be attractive? This is more like a battle between a warthog and the drag version of Iggy Pop.

Could it really be considered a catfight?

It’s more like a WOLVERINES!!!!! fight.

Jewish women do not engage in physical altercations. That’s what their lawyers are for.

But who is Slap-Bet Commissioner? Can I apply? “Ooh, ooh, what are my powers?”

I don’t know. I think Debbie would win the fisticuffs (she even talks like a brawler) but Pammycakes is much, much (much, much, much, much) more likely to have the problem… ‘taken care of’ by someone ‘in sanitation’.

Oh my. Oh my my my.

Bonfire of the Manatees.

Let’s gather some nuts from Der Schlussel’s comments.

“most american women are not the sharpest, at least when it comes to men, arab and other types in particular……”

“It behooves me how we can allow such people into our country no matter there foul customs then an organization is created out of thin air in order to teach the monsters to leave the bad behavior behind. Why don’t we keep them off the guest list to this misbegotten country so we wouldn’t have the need for groups to rally against it. Therefore Ms. Geller can climb back into the hole of obscurity where she belongs.”

“There are so few worthwhile anti-jihad sites, I hope this doesn’t start another blog war. Can’t we all just get along.”

And my contribution

This is a sad post to see. Pam posted here to replay to you people but your are too smart too see that Pam nevre had the Said lady even though the poster said the Said lady would be there. It was a misprint or misrepentance anyway like Pam said Jews should stick together. Debbie and Pam need to kiss and make up. With lots of kissing and make up.

Excellent, Nutty. you even got the typoes…

I think Pam’s got the edge in bitiness.

Rereading, I may have laid it on a little too thick with the typoes, but then again that crowd’s pretty thick so they probably won’t catch on.

There’s no question Debbie Schlussel outweights Pamela Geller by a considerable margin and thus would be the favorite in a “Thrilla of Vanilla,” but if Pammy were to unleash her giant Silicon Chest of Doom upon the young snack gobbler, it would be all over.

In a country crazy enough to showcase Paula Jones vs. Tonya Harding in foxy boxing on prime-time TV, who is to say these two harridans won’t someday be featured in a third-rate wrestling promotion?

Such hateful women. It’s hard to know who is more disgusting.

And… A+ pic, tin-tin.

So Debbie gets something right for once…

Sadly, though I have to agree with the shorter, and that Pammy is a hypocritical, opportunist sack of crumbly dogshit, Lil Debbie is actually going all purity troll on Pammy. Yes, the problem is that Pam is too open minded. I can’t quite call that getting it right.

Wow.

Is there butter on that popcorn? Send it over this way.

With lots of kissing and make up.

You springing for the brain bleach, buddy?

The butter is way too thick with Trans-Fats. Why not try the bitter tears of wingnuts. It really makes the popcorn sing!

Will there be a booby prize?

” Lil Debbie is actually going all purity troll on Pammy. Yes, the problem is that Pam is too open minded. ”

That may have been what it looked like, but Pam’s already popped up in Debbie’s comments saying the woman was uninvited and never spoke at Pam’s Anti-Jihad Wet T-Shirt Flyover Country Jamboree.

“You springing for the brain bleach, buddy?”

That would be socialist. Bring your own, moocher.

You know, if they got all oiled up and wore Instapundit thongs and babydoll tees for a three round match, we could charge admission.

To whom?

You know, if they got all oiled up and wore Instapundit thongs and babydoll tees for a three round match, we could charge admission.

If you held it in a cement mixer, with bowling balls, I’d chip in.

Apologies to whomever I’m stealing imagery from.

“…we could charge admission.”

…and we could charge twice as much to get out!

And… A+ pic, tin-tin.
It has a certain Max Ernst vibe. Needs more toilets, though.

wow, smutty. that’s almost as bizarre as the two most preeminent Mooslim haters turning upon each other…

Didn’t Michael Vick get in trouble for his involvement in something like this?

My money’s on Pam. Lil’ Debbie’s arguably, pound for pound, one of the most hateful and spiritually ugly denizens of the wingnut-o-sphere, but I don’t think if it ever come to it, she could act on all the filth she spews. She strikes me as the type that goes all Uriah Heep (not the band) if her mouth actually wrote a check that her ass couldn’t catch. I saw her spend most of a Bill Mahr show in heavy pout just because someone disagreed with her, I can’t see her taking a punch.

Pam Geller, however, is crazy as a shit-house rat, and you can see it in her eyes. She looks like she’d not only scratch your face off, but she’d also spend the next six months to five years making your life a living hell. I used to work at this awesome bar/sandwich shop in Gainesville, and at least once a week one of the regular’s ex-significant other would come and flat give that boy seven kinds of hell. About once every two, three months, he’d find a window smashed or a tire sliced or an antenna broken off, and she once through a chair at me for asking her to leave.

I would not want to be in a room with Pam Geller alone. Debbie Schlussler would be a drag on car rides – couldn’t listen to any blues or soul music or hip-hop, probably no Elvis, either – but I wouldn’t fear for my physical safety.

Don’t cougars have to be attractive?

I think they only have to chase after younger men, but apparently some folks think Pammy’s not bad. I never knew there were so many sight-impaired people on the interbutz but there you are.

I don’t know. I think Debbie would win the fisticuffs (she even talks like a brawler)

Debbie looks like an eyes-closed, face-turned, arm-waving fighter. Pammy looks the same, but she’s nuts, so I’m thinking we’d eventually find her gnawing on Debbie’s bloated corpse, like Delapore over Captain Norrys.

Didn’t Michael Vick get in trouble for his involvement in something like this?

That’s a horrible thing to say. Never in my life have I ever met a pit bull that wasn’t as sweet as a dog could be if some asshole had’ve left it alone. Debbie and Pam are doing that shit on purpose.

Have they started hair pulling yet? Are they throwing drinks at each other? Hey, move over, make some room on the couch, goddamnit. And pass the popcorn.

And yeah, I betting on Pammy. As noted, she’d eat the corpse. Debbie’s a bully. Pammy’s a psycho.

Bonfire of the Manatees.

Win. With trailing ivy.

Maybe Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence could be persuaded to use this material in a reunion show of some kind?

Will there be a booby prize?

Yes, but it will be fake.

It has a certain Max Ernst vibe.

A fine artistic tradition, continued with pride by Margaret Brundage.

Pammy looks the same, but she’s nuts, so I’m thinking we’d eventually find her gnawing on Debbie’s bloated corpse, like Delapore over Captain Norrys.

Well played! I do think, however, that Debbie would be slightly more likely to emulate Delapore in cat-naming conventions.

Over at Schlussell-land, she appears to have some harsh words for both Caribou Barbie and Oprah:

So the interview just ended, but before it ended Sarah Palin made a shameless suck up to uber-liberal Oprah, telling her how she was “inspired” by Oprah and “as a working mom” and by “all the obstacles you’ve overcome.” HUH?! Oprah’s a “working mom”? Really? What obstacles? Oprah’s been pandered to and spoiled all her life. Helloooo . . .?

Please excuse the copy paste, bet res ipsa loquitor:

Schlussel was born in 1969 to a family of Polish Jewish descent. Her father, H.L. Schlussel, was.. an ophthalmologist who also served in the United States Army… She became active in politics at an early age, joining the National Teenage Republicans and being named the 1987 Outstanding Teenage Republican. She was a Jack Kemp delegate at the 1988 Republican National Convention and has worked on numerous political campaigns. Schlussel received a BA from the University of Michigan and later earned a JD and MBA from the University of Wisconsin. While at the University of Michigan, she once appeared on an episode of The Morton Downey, Jr Show that was filmed in Detroit, Michigan.

Winfrey was born into poverty in rural Mississippi to a teenage single mother and later raised in an inner-city Milwaukee neighborhood. She experienced considerable hardship during her childhood, including being raped at the age of nine and becoming pregnant at 14; her son died in infancy.[14] Sent to live with the man she calls her father, a barber in Tennessee, Winfrey landed a job in radio while still in high school and began co-anchoring the local evening news at the age of 19.

Which biography passes for “pandered and spoiled all her life” We report, you decide.

I clicked on the link and, my Dog, Debbie’s writing is bad. It’s worthy of a first week journalism student with very low SAT scores — maybe a legacy appointment to Southwest Missouri State.

I understand wingnut welfare but, damn, even hot conservative blondes have to know how to type — or should sleep with somebody who does.

even hot conservative blondes

Ahem.

Substance,

I stand enlightened, and in awe.

I’m thinking we’d eventually find her gnawing on Debbie’s bloated corpse, like Delapore over Captain Norrys.

Nice one. 🙂

the drag version of Iggy Pop

This has mucho Win.

But this,

Bonfire of the Manatees

is even Winnier.

Thanks for the blast from the past, Substance. I haven’t heard anything from some of those people in ages. What ever happened to Kaye Grogan?

You all are being inappropriate. You really are.

NnnnnnnnYYYAhhhCATFIGHT!

/Kramer

OK, wait…

It behooves me how we can allow such people into our country

Here’s where I get confused- obviously he/she has no fucking idea what “behooves” means. But where in the hell do you get the cue that this is how you use that word?

Maybe someone told him/her something like “It would behoove you not to call the clerk at the attendance store a raghead”, and he/she was all like, “yeah, I know, why wouldn’t I? AMIRITE GUYS?” and when everyone walked away shaking their heads, he/she was like, “I know, right?”

Case study in why both education AND socialization with your peers should be mandatory.

attendance store… convenience store… uh… right. Is it afternoon already?

As has probably been stated before, it’s not the comeliness of the wingnut lasses that makes them sexy, but the wickedness. You can see it in their eyes.

Not that I’d let myself fall asleep next to one of them, but there sure looks like there’s some serious kink cooped up behind those eyes. (We all know the menfolk in that camp go for the freaky stuff.)

OT: Sergeant Howie is dead. Again.

“It behooves me how we can allow such people into our countr

someody doesn’t know what that word means.

That Photoshop fucking wins the Internet.

As for the catfight itself, I can’t pick a winner. Neither one of these women has ever had a decent bone in her body. At Michelle Malkin made sense once or twice immediately after Hurricane Katrina. These two are basically duking it out to see who hates Muslims the most.

Schlussel was born in 1969

She’s only 40? Her life has obviously been as rough as sleeping on combination corduroy/20-grit sandpaper.

Debbie would be slightly more likely to emulate Delapore in cat-naming conventions.

Yeah, Pammy’s cat would be Raghead, Muzzy, or Camel Humper. Or maybe she’d use the same name but just throw a “Sand” in front.

What, is the Palin’fest at Oprah’s over now? How’d it go, anybody?

Behoof (v.t.) To render sexually appealing to Mickey Kaus.
“Why darling! That pair of fake horns really behooves you!”

…if Pammy were to unleash her giant Silicon Chest of Doom upon the young snack gobbler, it would be all over.

Possibly. Geller is clearly both more nimble and more deranged… but don’t underestimate the passive-aggressive force of the Schlussel WhiningNasalTwang, which has been shown to be three times as corrosive as 18 molar sulfuric acid. And it becomes especially lethal when combined with the mind-numbing hypnotic power of Debbie’s trademark Flat Affect Deluxe facial expression.

g, somewhere above is a linkie to Andrew Sullivan’s liveblog of the event. He’s shocked, shocked, that Oprah didn’t ask hard-hitting journalamism type questions.

I still want her to go onto the Daily Show to flog it.

Her book! Jeez, you guys, get your minds out of the gutter.

A couple of years ago for xmas my uncle gave me a set of classic SNL DVD’s and I fell in love with Gilda Radner’s stuff. To make Lil Debbie’s f’d-up prose somewhat more palatable, I always imagine it being voiced by Lisa Loopner. Though I suppose that’s pretty insulting to the memory of the wonderful Gilda to associate her in any way with such a soulless, brainless hatemongerer.

This is sort of like Alien vs Predator.

How about Peroxymoron(n.) Hot Republican babe.

This is sort of like Alien vs Predator.

Whoever wins, we lose.

Whoever wins, we losel.

g, here’s Wonkette’s live blog.

4:08 — BARACK OBAMA’S CHILDREN GOT LEFT ALONE! WHY WEREN’T MINE. WHY WEREN’T MY MALIAS AND SASHA’S LEFT ALONE. Probably because he didn’t wear them as a cape every time he appeared in public? Or maybe because he said other things besides “MY KIDS MY KIDS MY KIDS” when explaining his qualifications for president? Meh, let’s just blame Andrew Sullivan.

I lol’ed.
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I understand wingnut welfare but, damn, even hot conservative blondes have to know how to type

I thought they only had to be handy with the kneepads and mouthwash.

Next week on Right-wing Retard Bitch-fights, Kathryn Lopez and Virginia Foxx strip naked and oil up for a mud-wrestling match to the death! This may or may not coincide with the subsequent first annual Burn Your Eyeballs From Out of Their Sockets festival!

What ever happened to Kaye Grogan?

Doesn’t she have a site now where you can download sermons? Maybe I’m hallucinating a relatively recent SN! post.

PS putting my money on Crazy Pammy in a cougar fight.

You’re nuts. Debbie Umlaut has got retard strength, and the benefit of being at least twenty years younger than Geller. Have you ever seen Pammy up close? She looks like she’s wearing Zsa Zsa Gabor’s skin.

When she gets tanned, she really gets “tanned”.

Kathryn Lopez and Virginia Foxx

You better hide all the carpets. I understand they like to gnaw rugs, but not the Persian kind.

I thought they only had to be handy with the kneepads and mouthwash.

One’s handy with the knee-pads; the other’s needy with the hand-pads.

Orphaned punch-line seeks kind caring joke.

Extra “o” is confusing to dimbulbs like me: Destoroyah (left)

If this keeps up, there’s gonna be a murder in the trailerpark.

You’re nuts. Debbie Umlaut has got retard strength, and the benefit of being at least twenty years younger than Geller. Have you ever seen Pammy up close? She looks like she’s wearing Zsa Zsa Gabor’s skin.

Pammy does look like she’s made entirely out of boiled leather, but Debbie doesn’t look much better. She looks locked-up-in-a-sunless-attic-old instead of Pam’s massive-solar-flare-through-a-magnifying-glass-old.

If this keeps up, there’s gonna be a murder in the trailerpark.

Debbie’s body will have “Overfed” scrawled on it.

4:08 — BARACK OBAMA’S CHILDREN GOT LEFT ALONE! WHY WEREN’T MINE. WHY WEREN’T MY MALIAS AND SASHA’S LEFT ALONE. Probably because he didn’t wear them as a cape every time he appeared in public? Or maybe because he said other things besides “MY KIDS MY KIDS MY KIDS” when explaining his qualifications for president? Meh, let’s just blame Andrew Sullivan.

apparently in her book, she repeats the lie that during the campaign, Obama asked the press to leave his kids alone, and the press complied but picked on poor widdle Sarah. In fact what Obama asked the press to do was leave Sarah’s kids alone – this narcissistic professional victim doesn’t even have the decency to write the truth on this point.

She looks locked-up-in-a-sunless-attic-old instead of Pam’s massive-solar-flare-through-a-magnifying-glass-old.

Pam’s got sharper elbows easy.

Pammy is either 49 or 51. I now also have a ‘phone number for her in Stony Brook. BÖC country. More cowGell!

Now that I’ve got the ages, the question is what are the height & reach of the two contestants?

Stony Brook. BÖC country.

Qua?

(as a former Stony Brook person, well, more Setauket/Port Jeff but it’s all the same area pretty much)

Speakin’ of crazy wingnutjobs…

Judge won’t back down on ‘birther’ Taitz’s $20,000 fine.

Mark my words: She’s gonna smart mouth her way into prison. Then we’ll have a Crazy Women Behind Bars edition of Wingnut Catfights of the Week.

Geller doesn’t even mention Debbie’s screed anywhere on her site. Maybe she’s too busy worrying about Obama planting cookies on her computer.

Pam’s massive-solar-flare-through-a-magnifying-glass-old

You can actually fry bugs on the sidewalk if you focus a picture of her on them, you know.

Every day is just like we are back in high school!

Oh and BTW, I’d bet on Pammycakes winning any fight between the two. Crazy beats stupid any day.

I need a kiddie wading pool and 15 gallons of Jell-O, STAT!

I now also have a ‘phone number for her in Stony Brook.

Written on a men’s room wall, or in an ad in an alternative weekly?

Inquiring minds nosy bastards want to know!

Qua?

The Cultists (at least some) were SUNY SB students before their big break.

May not be the same as being from Stony Brook itself. Lot of town/gown conflict?

First I’ve heard of this Said family murder thingy. I did a Google search and all I got was screeching wingnut sites. Would any of you have a link to an actual news article on this?

Maybe she’s too busy worrying about Obama planting cookies on her computer.

“I do not know the way of the internets, but it frightens me anyway”

It behooves me

I think she means she made an ass of herself.

Actually, you can see an example of the behooving process in Pinocchio.

No, Google™ “P. G. bio” & click the 123name.com (I think) return. Be nice, just ’cause it’s not long distance for you. Probably not good now anyway, don’t bother people who’ve probably gotten a million calls from fanboys & worse.

There may, of course, be more than one Pamela Geller on LonGuyLand.

Maybe she’s too busy worrying about Obama planting cookies on her computer.

…And amidst the comments, each a predictable screeching wingnut soliloquy about Big Brother and the Evil Hypocrite Muslin President:

Look at the Nov 14th story halfway down the page titled: “MObama Urges Congress Not to Probe Fort Hood, Warns Against Turning Tragedy Into “Political Theater”, Obama is aiding and abeting jihad against US”

There is a video that comes from http://www.whitehouse.gov. This video is likely the source of the evil cookies, not some nefarious plot from the oval office. Likely if the video is removed (or replaced with a simple link), the cookies won’t reappear

Posted by: Echo41011 | Monday, November 16, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Of course, poor Echo41011 is widely ignored…

Snarla, it happened in January 2008, which may explain why none of Debbie’s links to the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram stories are good now. Their archives seem to go back a yr. & that’s it. Try some cache thing, I s’pose.

Passive Cache is a fine plug-in for tracking down what was in old links. Only for smarties who use Firefox.

The Whitehouse.gov site dropped 2 cookies on my plate, both of which were set to expire at the end of session; one was a webtrends standard cookie(WebTrends First Party Cookie) that lets them track page views on the site(how long you stay on a page, etc; the only data in it is a time-stamp), one saying I have javascript enabled so they don’t have to test on every page I load(the only data was “1,” meaning TRUE). In checking, I note I have NINE Fox News cookies, one of which doesn’t expire until 2509.

Crazy beats stupid any day.

Which is why Palin is still in the spotlight, while McCain fades into sweet senescence.

one of which doesn’t expire until 2509.

Will I have my flying atomic car by then?

The Cultists (at least some) were SUNY SB students before their big break.

May not be the same as being from Stony Brook itself. Lot of town/gown conflict?

I’ve been on both sides, myself (went to SB for physics, or at least tried to before I found out I was no good at Teh Mathz). I remember the College Repugs there were pretty bad (as in stealing the door off of the campus LGBA group and throwing it in the pond).

(And personally I think the town/gown thing is overrated. Stony Brook was a very open school, at least back in the ’80s. Things may have changed in our new skeered-of-our-shadows post-9/11 Ermerika, though.)

Actually, you can see an example of the behooving process in Pinocchio.

I’d like to see Orly, Pam and Debbie behooved in the behind by a kick from a horse.

Yo! #s 4, 5, & 6 here. You have to register to read more.

Huge link: http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we/Archives?p_product=ST&p_theme=st&p_action=search&p_maxdocs=200&s_dispstring=date(all)&xcal_numdocs=20&p_perpage=10&p_sort=_rank_:D&xcal_ranksort=4&xcal_useweights=yes

Oh, so she embedded a video from whitehouse.gov and people get whitehouse cookies from her site, then. So she’s ignorant in the ways of the intercookies AND a bandwidth bandit.

Will I have my flying atomic car by then?

Heck, by then you might even have it paid for.

Only for smarties who use Firefox

You know who else was all “Don’t be schtupid, be a schmarty?” I bet you do.

Is there going to be a browser war now?

Also, try the Dallas Morning News. (Be careful, Dreher may put a cookie in your devil-box if you’re not all Foxed up.)

There may, of course, be more than one Pamela Geller on LonGuyLand.

Shirley you meant LawnGuyLand?
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Should we get into the SEKRIT COOKIEZ?

I believe I’ve abused McGravity enough today, but we all know where that flying car is going to come from (out of).

Would any of you have a link to an actual news article on this?

The Dallas Observer did a lengthy piece on this in June 2008. I haven’t read it, but it’s still up and available.

By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.
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Sekrit cookiez scare me.

Topicality is theft: Professor Mustard types:

Get a life, people. Palin is so far into your head she’s about to give you an aneurysm.

180º wrong again. They’re in for a big surprise when that aneurysm does happen.

By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.
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Ever the optimist.

By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.

If that entails close proximity to a loinclothed, 35-ish James Franciscus, count me in.

By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.

I’ll betcha the atomic bombs’ll be ambulatory by then.

And I’ll still have Fox cookies! Or would have iffin I hadn’t deleted them. Oh crap, now my 2509 tea party will be cookie-less.

LEEEEEEeeeennnnnnnnnn GOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYLend!

I’ll betcha the atomic bombs’ll be ambulatory by then.

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He looks so sad. Won’t there be drugs for that by then?

He looks so sad. Won’t there be drugs for that by then?

I believe he suffers from existential angst because, you know, he’s both a kid and a weapon designed to kill millions of people.

Prozac would probably perk him right up.

I believe he suffers from existential angst because, you know, he’s both a kid and a weapon designed to kill millions of people.

I see, he’s a Randroid.

I said “kill,” not “bore.”

“By 2509 we’ll all be worshipping an atomic bomb in some cave.”

I do so loath bananas though.

Late getting here, but Tintin, buy yourself a drink on me for that graphic. This is above and beyond, sir.

I said “kill,” not “bore.”

Touche!

I do so loath bananas though.

Are you an atheist?

hey guys. Amy Alkon made the NYT. You won’t be surprised why.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/fashion/15rude.html

Amy Alkon, a syndicated advice columnist and self-described “manners psycho,” certainly thinks so. Just ask “Barry,” a loud cellphone talker she encountered recently at a Starbucks in Santa Monica, Calif.

“He just blatantly took over the whole place with his conversation, streaming his dull life into everybody’s brain,” Ms. Alkon recalled in a telephone interview.

Among the personal details Barry shared that day — errands to run, plans for the evening — was his phone number, which Ms. Alkon jotted down.

“I called him that night and said, ‘Just calling to let you know, Barry, that if you’d like your private life to remain private, you might want to be a little more considerate next time,’ “ she said.

So I read the piece about the girls. It’s very sad, and very clear that the father was a first class sadistic control freak, not motivated by his religion. Like one of the Muslims in the story says, when Christian fathers do this, they don’t blame his religion.

That doesn’t stop the ‘anti-jihad’ bed wetters from turning these girls into martyrs by shrieking “Muslim honor killing” over and over.

Except when you pull the tab, the contents don’t squirt in your face

I see what you filthy heathens did there.
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Dr. Archetype said,

November 17, 2009 at 5:38

…snip…Like one of the Muslims in the story says, when Christian fathers do this, they don’t blame his religion….snip…

Actually, I do just that, but maybe it’s just me…NAH!

“Actually, I do just that, but maybe it’s just me…NAH!”

Yeah, but you’re a Reverend in the Unitarian Jihad so you kinda get to make your own rules.

Late to this party, but aghast at the amount of airbrushing and altering Debbie has done to her web site photo. That is NOT what she looks like (unless she’s undergone considerable plastic surgery since I saw her last).

I’m w/ Empress Ming on that, actually.

An ex used to live next door to a moron who left his answering machine on at full volume all day, revealing not only the number you’d dialed, but whatever information someone left on the machine to all w/in forty to fifty feet of the open window.

I felt it was a public service when I finally called him & advised he turn it down, in no uncertain terms.

Kathleen, has Amy Alkon promised to remove her blog from the internets yet?

Until then, I call Hypocrite!
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The fact is, liberals, SHUTUPSHUTUPSHHSHHSHHUTTTUPP!!!

DIEDIEDIEIDEEEIIIIDEEEEIIIEEEEE!

Fake Gary-no Heartland

Real Gary was devoured by a swarm of rabid penguins long ago.
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How dare she take that tone with me, that bawttle-blawnd ho-ah?

So, Tintin, what will you do with the solid-gold intertueben you won with that pic? Even by the lofty standards of S,N!, that is a doozy.

Real Gary was devoured by a swarm of rabid penguins long ago.

Actually, he was trampled to death (or, in the original Wingnut-speak, “behooved”) by Li’l Debbie Snack-cakes.

Pammycakes doesn’t live too far from East Meadow, n’est ce pas?

Will I have my flying atomic car by then?
I want my chicken-powered nuclear mine.

I want my chicken-powered nuclear mine.

What could possibly have gone wrong?

So, the Robot Chicken wasn’t the first poultry-based weapon of mass destruction?

Atomic Rooster. What are they teaching kids these days?

The fact is, don’t be a faggot.

Speaking of Atomic Rooster, I am still amazed by the fact that the keyboardist from The Crazy World of Arthur Brown was actually crazier than Brown hisself.

Not chicken-involved but still batshit crazy: One of my favorite dumbass Cold War ideas, Project Pluto

Pluto’s namesake was Roman mythology’s ruler of the underworld — seemingly an apt inspiration for a locomotive-size missile that would travel at near-treetop level at three times the speed of sound, tossing out hydrogen bombs as it roared overhead. Pluto’s designers calculated that its shock wave alone might kill people on the ground. Then there was the problem of fallout. In addition to gamma and neutron radiation from the unshielded reactor, Pluto’s nuclear ramjet would spew fission fragments out in its exhaust as it flew by. (One enterprising weaponeer had a plan to turn an obvious peace-time liability into a wartime asset: he suggested flying the radioactive rocket back and forth over the Soviet Union after it had dropped its bombs.)

I’m surprised plans to make a nuke that would burrow through the core of the Earth and pop out the other side haven’t been declassified yet.

Quite the dilemma here.

There’s just nobody to root for in this thing … at all … so I recommend settling it in a sensible fashion that will also benefit society as a whole: flamethrowers at twenty ten three paces.

Quite the dilemma here.

No kidding. This is like a Battle of the Bands between Creed and Nickleback. Nobody wins.

It behooves me

Oh behoove!!!

John Ziegler’s Review of Going Rogue

Paragraph the second:

With that said, I was simply blown away by Going Rogue on almost every level. For many reasons, this is by far the best book and greatest literary achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.

Is this thing on?

Don’t know if HTML Mencken is still ambulatory, but it appears that his old buddy Josh Trevino is making a comeback as, of all things, “communications director” for Chuck DeVore, who is challenging Carly Fiorina for the Repub nomination for Senate in Cali:

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/11/gop-senate-candidate-devore-seeks-to-defuse-birtherism-story.php?ref=fpb

Chuck is a birther and a teabagger, so it looks like Josh is still bringing the crazy.

Real Gary was devoured by a swarm of rabid penguins long ago.

Actually, I believe he was deported back to his native Mexico.

With that said, I was simply blown away by Debbie Schlussels’ headshot photo-shop on almost every level. For many reasons, this is by far the best look and greatest fap-fap inducing achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.

-G

Thanks a lot, Bouffant. I was just about to turn it for the night, but you just had to post that excerpt.

Keep in mind that in the year and a half before she could have possibly really started writing the book…

Um, John, you really think she had anything to do with writing that book, other than saying a few things out loud to the ghostwriter?

…that she had: given birth to a child with Down Syndrome,

If you say so.

…had her teenage daughter’s unwed pregnancy become world wide news,

Through no fault of Palin’s, of course.

…had her first son sent to Iraq,

Well, it beats going to prison.

…was picked as a VP candidate and was the target of the most inaccurate media coverage in modern history,

Where have you gone, Thomas Eagleton? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Woo hoo hoo.

…got blamed for losing the race to a man whose election she rightly believes is horrible for our country,

Well, she may not have lost it, but she sure as hell didn’t help win it.

…had rape jokes made about her fourteen-year-old daughter on national television,

Um, sadly, no. It was the world-famous unwed pregnant daughter who had jokes made about her, and it had nothing to do with rape. Sorry; nice try, though.

…and was forced to resign from the governorship of the state she loves because a bunch of losers made it impossible for her to do her job productively.

For all values of “forced” where it means the same as her choosing to quit because mean people kept saying mean things about her ethics. And if those people were “losers,” why did she give in to them so easily and without so much as putting up a fight? She’s a Q-U-I-T-T-E-R, John. Deal with it.

Meh. This is pretty lame, budget-basement-level hagiography. After that orgasmic “blown away” opening, I was expecting much better.

I’m still disappointed that Palin didn’t use the title I suggested, “The Bitch to Nowhere.”

Shirley you meant LawnGuyLand?

I could swear it’s Lonk Eyelan.

For many reasons, this is by far the best book and greatest literary achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.

Wow. Guy doesn’t get out much, does he?

Wow. Guy doesn’t get out laid much, does he?

Fixed.

“Guy doesn’t get out much, does he?”

Well, when you compare it to Archie Comix, it’s quite the literary achievement.

Dammit, meant to fix my nym.

In other news, WOLVERINES!!!

Also, I just want to try this.

For the curious, that was the “del” tag rather than the “strike” tag, and it works. Woo-hoo.

wow, kathleen in oakland, that amy alkon sure is…um…mature and awesome, no? i wonder how she’d react if a stranger did the same to her. probably not well.

…like Delapore over Captain Norrys

Ungl… unl… rrlh… chchch… chunder!

Thank you, M Bouffant and J–

Wow, I’m really impressed with the Dallas Observer.

“Only a monster could do that,” says one of Yaser’s brothers. He points out that when Christian parents kill their children, people rarely blame the killers’ religious beliefs.

Yeah, and the newspapers almost never mention it. I’d like to see them change that policy.

hey guys. Amy Alkon made the NYT. You won’t be surprised why.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/15/fashion/15rude.html

I emailed this to TinTin, but apparently….*glaring*…TinTin ignored it.

Alkon wrote a scathing piece in Psychology Today.

“Scatching” as in she burns herself worse than her targets.

actor, Tintin ignored my mention of Amy’s book, too.

I think he’s avoiding Amy for mental health reasons.

actor, Tintin ignored my mention of Amy’s book, too.

Oh great! I’m about as authoritative a source as a shambler!

“And my contribution

This is a sad post to see. Pam posted here to replay to you people but your are too smart too see that Pam nevre had the Said lady even though the poster said the Said lady would be there. It was a misprint or misrepentance anyway like Pam said Jews should stick together. Debbie and Pam need to kiss and make up. With lots of kissing and make up.”

You rated a response from Schlusseless including this line, “I don’t like liars. I don’t like fools who fall for their obvious BS (ie., you, who are her reader, not mine) worse. DS”

Pass-around Pammy is actually modestly attractive, if you go for the skanky botoxed cougar look. But she’s such a stark raving lunatic that what looks she does have are wasted. Curvy as an Arizona mountain road, but after listening to her bullshit I’d want to drive over the guard rail.

And didn’t I hear somewhere that she’s a Holocaust denier? How the fuck…