We all knew this was coming
Posted on June 12th, 2008 by Brad
Bless you, FOX News, for doing all you can to help Barack Obama get elected president:
(Via.)
Maybe next time FOX can express shock that catering at Obama’s fund raisers doesn’t consist solely of fried chicken and 40Oz. bottles of King Cobra.
Bloody racists.
Wait. What?
Where’s my iced tea mofo?
Number one, that’s not even what “baby mama” means, is it?
Is Cindy McCain a “baby mama”? Is Laura Bush a “baby mama”?
No, Matt, it isn’t. A “baby mama” is a term used to describe a woman who got impregnated and whose man left her. That’s obviously not the case with the Obamas since they’re, you know married.
God FOX is amazing.
Also, if they don’t serve Malt Liquor or mad dog at least, they aint gettin ME there.
Yummmmmm, Fried chicken….yummmmmmmm
Lawyers Guns and Money has another fun example.
I’m sure Kathy Shaidle can tell us what a “baby mama” is.
Btw, KS is getting married. Just, um, throwing that out there.
I think Michelle Malkin should take this important story directly to Michelle Obama by surprising Mrs. Obama with some a that ‘citizen journalism’, and then revealing how awfully radical and violent Michelle Obama is when she tells Malkin exactly where she can put her story.
These fuckers aren’t even pretending anymore, are they?
Damn.
Know what?
We live in interesting times.
Dammit….
mikey
In a way, I hope the Rethugs pursue this line of attack because I think it’ll be the third rail of the 2008 election. Like Dick Durbin said, there’s a special ring in Hell for people who go after candidates’ families.
Fox News: Keepin’ It Classy.
I hope Mrs. Obama hits back, hard, at FOX and the others. Gloves off.
To paraphrase the great George Carlin, “Bill O’Reilly would jump on that shit in half a minute!”
*Looks up*
Damn, someone beat me to it!
The point of the chyron is that “liberals” are saying this. Because it’s “liberals” who call Michelle Obama a baby mama. Heh. Indeed.
*aaaand… scene*
Let’s see. It’s June. I say FAUX blows the N word by … the end of June.
I’m surprised Fox didn’t Photoshop gold teeth on Michelle.
And how long until Fux is selling that Obama plush monkey on its shitty website?
Wait… Michelle is back on Fox? I thought they canned her ass.
They don’t seem to even understand what a “baby momma” refers to. It’s slang that some men use to refer to the mother of their child(ren), someone who is not their wife. Therefore it doesn’t apply to Mrs. Obama.
Keep it coming FauxNews, first the “terrorist fist jab” and now “Obama’s baby momma.” Next thing you know they’re going to accuse him of spitting watermelon seeds at McCain.
Have you ever seen a political party die? I think we got front row seats.
Next up on Fox News:
Outraged Conservatives: Stop Picking On Bill O’Reilly’s Anchor Baby Cum Bucket!
Brad,
I thought so. I didn’t think the definition left a lot of wiggle room and I’m sure, were it to evolve as the language often does, I certainly wouldn’t hear it first from Fox News. I just wonder which particular dog this is supposed to whistle up. I mean, even the Klan goobers are sharp enough to realize she’s misusing the phrase egregiously. Doesn’t Michelle have kids? Couldn’t she check with them first if she was unclear on the whole “baby mama” concept?
That’s just obnoxiously stupid and racist. And she’s lying about the whole “liberals are saying” thing on top of it. Goddamn. Ya know, if I walked through Downtown smoking a joint, they’d throw my ass in jail, but this horrible person gets paid to be a miserable jackass. How much Pepto Bismol y’all reckon Malkin goes through trying to patch up the holes in guts from holding in all that bile she carries around? Sheesh….
This is good news, right? In a sick kind of way. That’s all they got, which is nothin’.
Like the chump who backs down from a fight, gets all the way across the parking lot or the end of the block and then yells ‘faggot’ over his shoulder,
Ain’t Fox’s ratings droppin’ like a roast beef turd down a dry, bottomless well?
“Is Cindy McCain a ‘baby mama’?”
It boggles the mind just to read those words. She’s a staunch Republican wife, standing by her man with a faint grin on her face as he makes an ass of himself.
Wait a minute – I want some confirmation that this isn’t a Photoshop job first. Who captured this?
I mean, even for Fox it’s difficult to believe.
Have you ever seen a political party die? I think we got front row seats.
Naw. It died some time ago. This is where the chicken runs around with its head cut off.
I’m sure Kathy Shaidle can tell us what a “baby mama” is. Btw, KS is getting married. Just, um, throwing that out there.
Please tell me you joking! Is there really a man out there that desperate? Wonder how he turns her on, watch the “…immigrant in cages…” bits from ‘Children of Man’, read Mark Steyn in a scary voice, calls her Cathy Lopez while being masturbated…….
Man, I’ve just ruined my own day!
Which, by the way, I have seen, having chopped off a few chicken’s heads in my day. Just establishing credibility is all……
PeeJ, 5:27.
Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!
King Cobra rulz
Wow.
Just…
Wow.
What do you suppose they’ll be pulling out of their collective asses in september?
This is a full-on terrified hate-fest, and the fences are coming down.
It will be ugly, for sure, but it will ultimately not matter.
For whatever that’s worth…
mikey
“This just in – Professor Griff will be Secretary of Education!”
And the funny thing is, it would be great if that actually happened – just to hear the heads exploding.
The funniest part (if by ‘funny’ we mean ‘pathetic’) is Malkin saying at one point in the clip, “Conservatives are actually the victims here,” since the Michelle Obama sliming/rumors are all originating on ‘left wing blogs,’ especially sites that support Hillary, she says.
You can’t make this shit up.
This is excellent news. FOR HILLARY!
oops, here’s teh clip
Says a lot about Fox that they’d treat a prospective First Lady like celebrity trash.
Yeah, well I’m sure Liberals are actually the real racists and this stuff is just central to that point. And anyway Michelle once said she hates whitey…well maybe not really, but what does it say about her that I believed it, huh?!
God, these people can’t actually win can they? Obama’s not perfect but…dear God I hope he wins!
“gratuitous and cheap shots”
Oh gawd I do love it. Not only has der Roverer’s grand plan (possibly) eternally trashed the GOP, these fekkin idjits are too stoopids to understand they’re defeating their own interests.
The irony is too delish.
Says a lot about Fox that they’d treat a prospective First Lady like celebrity trash.
Just wait until she actually is the first lady, then you’ll see some bullshit. Remember how the last Democratic first lady was treated? And she was white, and didn’t do “terrorist fist-bumps”.
All I can say is, get used to it. I honestly wasn’t expecting this level of racist horsecock until after the conventions, but I see I’ve underestimated rightwing malignancy yet again.
Michelle Obama is Barack Obama’s wife.
Fucking racist douchebags.
Yeah, calling someone a baby daddy sure is trashy. (Search for the phrase).
Liberals at S,N!: Oh noes you dont trooth, it is NOT exactly the same phrase, and therefore QED I win the debate and besides I am ever so smart and I just learned what that phrase means anyway so now I win the debate again.
Reality check, liberals: MO already used that phrase. It’s not my cup of tea, mind ye, but once again my assertion plays out: the more MO speaks, the better McCain’s chances get.
I wonder how much of this was just Fox News trying to be “hip.”
“Uh . . . how do, you know, young “urban” people talk about things? What kind of “with it” language can we use?”
“. . . Baby Mama?”
“Sure! That sounds ‘hip’! Put that up there!”
I honestly can’t tell what’s spoof, what’s real, or what’s merely ironic anymore. I really can’t.
the truth, the caption above says “baby mama.”
Whatever point you were trying to make, the transcript on CNN you link to shows Michelle Obama saying “my baby’s daddy”, not “baby daddy.”
This didn’t take long, either–
http://www.plunderbund.com/2008/06/11/racist-obama-doll/
The fact is, the Obamas are nigras. Which means they are fair game, not being of sufficient racial quality to lead our nation. Also, THEY are being racists by constantly making fun of “whitey”, but the liberal media covers up for this and loves them. Why is McCain being pilloried by liberals when they are biased?
Um, “The Truth”? Please stop trying to compete with sentient adults. It makes you look real bad. Thanks.
“My baby’s daddy”
Nice try though, Mr. Rove.
dang
Da Troof is a piece of shit.
This is just the beginning of the trash-madness.
Expect to hear both Barack and Michelle characterized as beneficiaries of affirmative action enrollment and grade inflation, and thus undeserving of their education.
Expect some insinuation that Barack Obama used to date white women.
Expect that Obama will be derided as talented but lazy and averse to hard work.
Expect that no racist attack is too disgusting for these sick fucks who are shitting their pants over the thought of President Obama.
it is NOT exactly the same phrase,
Well, it isn’t that it’s not exactly the same phrase, it’s not the same phrase at all. She’s refering to her “baby”, i.e. her child. Not “baby daddy” – note the lack of the possesive s – which you’re supposed to say as one word. Now, that transcript may be misleading and Michelle Obama may have refered to her Harvard-educated, U.S. Senator husband as a “baby daddy”. Or you could be full of shit, and given your past performances, I’m inclined to follow the latter.
Just ’cause you don’t like black people don’t mean the rest of us have to be stupid assholes, too.
People are saying they are shocked by what FOX snews says ???
The heartland is, FACT!
That’s ok soonergrunt. Etsy has some nifty Obama jewellery etc and some not so nice McCain doodadery.
Knowledgeable insiders are mentioning the name of Mike as McCain’s running-mate.
I cannot believe they had that text sitting there on screen while Malkin says “Where backlash will come is if people make gratuitous and, uh, cheap shots at her that have nothing to do with the substance of what she’s saying….”
If I didn’t know that irony was already long dead and moldering in an unmarked grave by a county road in Texas, I would have sworn that killed it.
The Truth said,
Fuck off, asshole.
Heh. Sorry (NOT!) you trollyishous fucks. There’s gonna be a darkie in da house and dey aint nuttin choo can do ’bout it.
Not only that, he’s gonna have a fag prolly running some big serious shit thang. Yep, he luvs dem fags and lesbos!
An….an…gawdam! Al gore is gonna be secretary of Teh Future!
BWA HA HA HA HA
Herr Clyde, my hat goes off to you yet again!
Outraged conservatives: Stop picking on dumbass racists!
If I were in the campaign doodad business I’d built a McCain farting doll and sell it with a miniature realdoll (TM) to symbolize McCain’s penchant for abandoning loyal wives who, while waiting grief-stricken for their POW husbands have car accidents and become disabled in favour of rich trophy wives. For a discount I’d throw in a Joe Lieberman belching doll and call it a threesome.
Gary Ruppert said,
And you can fuck off too, parody troll or not. I’m sick to death of the lot of ya.
“Is Cindy McCain a ‘baby mama’?”
No, but Carol McCain is.
Too far?
Not directly related to the Obamas, but O’Reilly’s jumped into the racist shitpool. (Via Atrios)
Arky:
Let’s see. It’s June. I say FAUX blows the N word by … the end of June.
By September they’ll all be in blackface.
Shorter The Truth:
HOMPH CHEETOS HURF DURF HUGLAGHALGHALGHALHUGLAGH
i think we can all just agree that obama is too black, too white, too rich, too poor, too elitist, too out-of-touch, too street, too harvard, too young, too inexperienced, too muslim, too christian, too wrong christian, too atheist, too much, too many people too much huhuhuhu and be fucking done with it.
and watch him win 40 plus states while we are at it.
This racist meltdown is going to be fascinating to watch. I’m dying to see what will be the form of the first use on Fox News of the word “nigger.” Look for many more gratuitous uses of the tarbaby and spade metaphors of course. And of monkey.
and watch him win 40 plus states while we are at it.
Word. I smell a landslide.
(And I’m tired of being rejected by WordPress. Ain’t I rough enough?)
On a related note, I wandered off to have my dinner
.
>> left over chicken Milanese on a fresh bed of mixed greens dressed in balsamic vinaigrette<<
.
and surfed through the channels.
Calamity Hannity has …. Rudy G.! playing strategist.
Jeebus how can we have gotten so lucky?
Rudy G.! playing strategist.
“If we cite people with Obama signs on their lawn with as many bylaw infractions as we can spot, we win!”
Yeah, I love O’Reilly that wealthy suburban kids have values.
That’s almost as hysterical as thinking that black people scream “mother fucker” in restaurants and eat with their feet.
Has he ever left the FOX studio?
^ that O’Reilly thinks
what the fuck? I just proofread that!
after chasing up the link tree, I sent the monkey Obama people a nice little note. Here’s the link:
http://www.thesockobama.com/contact.html
They’re in Utah.
Just wanted to share this.
The level of cuisine, wine and whisky commentary here has fallen below acceptable thresholds.
What’s more, the poopielishish content is sub-par.
No to mention the fucking pro-fucking-fanity factor.
Also, poop.
Just wanted to share this.
Er, um, what da fokk wuz dat? I’m so confiused.
eJ said,
June 12, 2008 at 6:46
The level of cuisine, wine and whisky commentary here has fallen below acceptable thresholds.
Just wait until we start shipping our “Eau de Dino” with every case!
Er, um, what da fokk wuz dat? I’m so confiused.
Me too. When I do an image search I use a greasemonkey script to directly link to pictures from Google so I can grab ’em quickly and never see the image in the context of the page. Mr. Freaky there came up in a search for “angry”.
I followed Smut Clyde’s link; am I a bad, bad person for laughing hard at this?:
A pickled chicken head was also on display with Mike, but this was not Mike’s original head, as a cat had already eaten it..
That’s just the sickest, funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
Eewwwwww…..
My kids just informed me that I am, indeed, a bad bad person.
That’s just the sickest, funniest thing I’ve heard all week.
Wanna see pictures of my cock?
[/desperately searching for barn**.jpg]
The basic problem for the GOP is that they’ve spent the last 40 years using racist dogwhistles against white candidates. Now they’re facing a black candidate and the racism is becoming overt. They can’t stop themselves. They can’t not be racist.
Not directly related to the Obamas, but O’Reilly’s jumped into the racist shitpool.
That happened some time ago when he visited a restaurant in Harlem and commented that he was surprised to see black people using cutlery and ordering politely from menus.
Fuck that weak King Cobra shit. Rainier Ale, man. Green Death 4 Lyfe.
Ahem. Let me rephrase that. O’Reilly’s jumped into the racist shitpool AGAIN.
More Republican desperation… Notorious Ohio Republoloon Jean Schmidt accused her opponent of conducting “grotesque medical experiments” on human guinea pigs.
[…] through Downtown smoking a joint, they’d throw my ass in jail, but this horrible person … credit : […]
Mark my words, in a few months FOX and Friends are going to do a segment with helpful hints on how to make your own genuine down home cross burning. The blond bimbo will suggest serving macaroni salad.
We can hope that they just lock him in at night with a falafel and a fresh pair of shorts.
Lesley, I saw a video.
P.S. Jean Schmidt is almost like a human guinea pig. Only less human.
Apparently not. Remember how Olbermann busted him for not going down to the homeless shelter that was barely a hundred yards from the Fux Snooz NYC studios to see the homeless vets?
You mean she’s a “human-animal hahbryd?” Oh NOES!! ZOMG!!! Alert the media!!!
You mean she’s a “human-animal hahbryd?” Oh NOES!! ZOMG!!! Alert the media!!!
This is creational to mah purnt.
Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!
Can they please, please re-release Blazing Saddles as the comedy hit of the summer?
Please?
ittdgy: you spend entirely (too much | not enough) time perusing teh u-toobz.
Just sayin.
Also, poop.
Can someone please explain to me how the good people of Ohio re-elected that worthless piece of shit Jean Schmidt?
You stay classy, Rupert Murdoch.
ifthethuderdontgetya, gotta love the comments on that youtube, especially this exchange
commie atheist said,
June 12, 2008 at 7:25
Can someone please explain to me how the good people of Ohio re-elected that worthless piece of shit Jean Schmidt?
There’s a whole lotta fungie-magelicas down round Cincinnati.
They’ve got a giant billboard sign to let you know:
HELL IS REAL
(The dum fukkers are too stoopid to realize this is their welcome to Cincinnati sign, but this should surprise no one.)
The problem with that whole shizznit is that how does the Obama camp (specifically Michelle) respond without sounding, oh, I don’t know, too uppity? If she comes out hard against it, she’s an Angry Black, but if she ignores it, then what?!
this is going to get really, really ugly. I just hope our ghetto-terrorist-fister-elitest-latte-sipping-muslim-commie-radical-not-black-black-supremicist-not-blackenough-christian-radical-oh-did-i-mention-muslim-democrap nominee doesn’t do anything to fuck it up…
(knock at window)
Good evening, Sheriff. Sorry about the “Up your’s, nigger”. I hope this apple pie will in some small way say thank you for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible Mongo.
Hmmm. Thank you. Much obliged. Good night.
(knock at window)
Of course you’ll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you…
Of course. Good night.
Lesley, the comments on youtube and the comments here at our own casa S,N! have got me alternately befuddled and doubled over with laughter.
But only one of those is good for you, teh doctors say (I’m waiting for Smut Clyde to weigh in before I decide for sure).
~
Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: He said, “The Democratic presidential nominee is near”.
“No, Matt, it isn’t. A “baby mama” is a term used to describe a woman who got impregnated and whose man left her. That’s obviously not the case with the Obamas since they’re, you know married.”
To actual black people, ‘baby momma’ means ‘a woman who got impregnated and whose man left her.’ To Fox News, it just means ‘black ghetto slut’.
“Let’s see. It’s June. I say FAUX blows the N word by … the end of June.”
I estimate that within a month, someone on Fox will be seriously claiming that Barack Hoo-seen Obama is not the father of Michelle Obama’s children.
The problem with that whole shizznit is that how does the Obama camp (specifically Michelle) respond without sounding, oh, I don’t know, too uppity? If she comes out hard against it, she’s an Angry Black, but if she ignores it, then what?!
She shouldn’t have to respond. Voters should respond en masse and tell that network to stop being knuckle-dragging assholes.
Lesley said:
If I were in the campaign doodad business I’d built a McCain farting doll and sell it with a miniature realdoll (TM) to symbolize McCain’s penchant for abandoning loyal wives who, while waiting grief-stricken for their POW husbands have car accidents and become disabled in favour of rich trophy wives.
I like the idea of the farting McCain doll. You could just use one of the original Barbie dolls for Cindy.
Ponytail Barbie
Cindy
G’night, Peeples!!
One more thing.
For all the talk of beetles and punk and such, this is the best version of this song. Evuh.
Ahhh, you’re using the “S” word.
How about this Barbie doll?
Fucking pelicans
Right, Lesley, you and i know that, but for fuck’s sake, does 3% of the rest of America understand it?!
It should be repudiated, rebuked, denounced, disassociated, and whatever-the-fuck-all-else, but will it be? If the aggrieved party doesn’t stand up and say WTF, how does it get out there? And if the aggrieved party stands up, how is she not labeled as a “victim” (dogwhistle)?
i’m going to have to go into a cave for the next 6 months. this is going to kill me..
Does every line of that movie still work for just about any situation?
Obama for Presidizzle, my American nizzles. Blaze a fatty and swear in, ho.
Aggrieved parties aren’t obligated to react directly, and not reacting doesn’t automatically make someone a coward or a victim, as you put it. I’d suggest the opposite. Reacting to these lowlifes would mean lowering herself to their level. It’s not in the best interest of her partner’s campaign and her future as a first lady to confront stupid hecklers and bullies. Leave that for the base and lawyers to take care of.
I’m sure she and her husband are prepared for all kinds of bullshit. If Michele follows her husband’s example (during the mudslinging he took from Hillary), she’ll be controlled and dignified throughout the campaign. This worked in Obama’s favour. Hillary came out smelling like an asshole while Obama looked dignified and in control. Michelle’s obligation is to support her partner and impress the voters; demonstrate to them what kind of First Lady she will be. Some are comparing her to Jackie Kennedy. That’s an enduring compliment. Engaging slimeballs, getting angry over shit like this in public, will only put her reputation at risk (which is what Fox would love, of course).
When all is said and done, she’ll be the classy dame and they’ll look like the low lifes they’ve always been.
That said, viewers and voters should respond loud and often to these vile attacks, whether they support her or not.
Justme:
Does every line of that movie still work for just about any situation?
Hilariously, Yes!
Seriously. Look at a transcript, do yoga for ten minutes, then turn on CNN. Swear to God, you’ll be channeling Blazing Saddles within the hour.
Next on CNN, our continuing coverage: where the white women at?
But only one of those is good for you, teh doctors say
As a Herr Doktor, I advise befuddlement.
“Does every line of that movie still work for just about any situation?”
It’s twuu! It’s twuu!
If I were to caption that photo of Michelle Malkin with:
“Just please, not in the eyes.”
Would that make me a bad person?
conducting “grotesque medical experiments” on human guinea pigs.
Any medical experiments conducted upon human guinea pigs are — by definition! — non-grotesque, and a valuable addition to the sum of human knowledge..
I should also point out that the spleen is a far-overrated organ.
Also, poopy.
Goat, methinks that would make you a saint …
Geez. What is it with these spam trackback links?
My kids just informed me that I am, indeed, a bad bad person.
Fortunately my daughter has disgust fatigue.
This is desperation – it’s closing time at the meat market.
I have a theory, anyway; they realise there’s an arse-kicking in the near future, and what they are now interested in is which section of the movement cops it worst. They’re scared of a reaction against the movement conservatives in general, and so they’ll do anything to ensure that the 25%ers turn out and get their crazy on enough that they can stay a credible lobby on the Right. What they want is a Charge of the Light Brigade (White Brigade?), a myth they can call on in the future, like that of the undefeated South. Their campaign’s real targets are people like Hagel, Kevin Phillips and John Cole.
Which of the self-hating visible minority wingnuts will be the most annoying this season? I know that Malkin always has a headstart because she is such a skillful purveyor of douchebaggery but are there others that I should watch so that I can have shit to blog about?
And damn, what is up with that spam filter anyway? I hate captchas but maybe that would be a better idea. Makes it damn near impossible to blogwhore …
The fact is, liberals are terrorist faggots.
Gary Ruppert said,
Didn’t get Ruppert get into a little “trouble”?
Concerning children?
Just thought I’d ask
Gary Ruppert said,
June 12, 2008 at 13:00
The fact is, liberals are terrorist faggots.
And Ruppert is a child molester.
Hold on people. We are in for the ride of our lives.
Please don’t associate Gary Ruppert with us. We do have some standards, and we don’t want everyone to hate us even more than they already do.
And Ruppert is a child molester.
No, no, no. You need to do it Fox News style!
Some people say that Ruppert is a child molester.
See? Then it’s not slander because you’re just reporting what some people say.
I give the Malkinites credit for always picking some fake controversy which is clear enough to send dog whistles to their highly attuned fellow racists, but which are never quite by the book simple flat out racism for which they can be condemned.
Thank goodness the “macaca” line was delivered by George Felix Allen Jr. in such a punk, cheap, bullyish manner such that everyone clearly knew he was being a flat out prick; if it had been a dropped mention of “macaca” in another sentence, with no emphasis, there might have been one of these weird debates in which people were trying to explain to the public just what “macaca” might possibly mean.
The next few months will test H. L. Mencken’s dictum pretty rigorously, I bet.
Another fun H.L. Mencken quote:
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
The Douchebaggery keeps on coming…someone I know in the US thinks Fox runs ‘news’ and I can’t make her understand the difference between ‘news’ and ‘bias based on stupidity and ignorance’. Oh well…
What I find especially hilarious is that it’s visible minority Uncle Tom Muffkin who appears on the screen, looking darker than the elegant, educated and intelligent Mrs Obama.
I guess that last phrase was a bit of a ‘duh’ though.
On the upside, this is about all these guys have, it is not unexpected and it just screams ‘desperation’.
“After the break, will Obama bring our “Soulja Boys” back from Iraq?”
Gary Ruppert is a child molester.
There, it’s been entered into the public record. Have at it.
I’m sort of out of the Malkin loop.
Last I remember, she said she’d never, ever appear on the Fox News again because of something Geraldo Rivera said about her.
How long did this position stand?
Maybe next time FOX can express shock that catering at Obama’s fund raisers doesn’t consist solely of fried chicken and 40Oz. bottles of King Cobra.
No, FAUX-following “Whinin’ Whitebreads”(TM) don’t even know what King Cobra is. Although I imagine they’re anxious just thinking about how many sub-woofers will fit in the trunk of the Presidential limo!
Cargo said,
June 12, 2008 at 4:50
Is Cindy McCain a “baby mama”? Is Laura Bush a “baby mama”?
I don’t think that’s possible. Republican men are into jailbait, and Republcan women allegedly reproduce, if at all, by parthenogenisis.
Malkin got tossed for being “too crazy” (heh!) according to Some People.
But now they realize they need… More Crazy!
Too bad they can’t get Better Crazy.
Ok, they’ve lost me. Am I supposed to believe the Obama’s are limousine riding elitists, or straight out of the heart of the ghetto? Are they some sort of hybrid ghetto elitists?
Obama will not be passive about this, it’s a link to Fight the Smears:
http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/fightthesmearshome/
Handy linkies for loony emails.
Personally, I’m wondering why they’re going after her at all. It worked with Hillary when Bill was president, because of their ties in business deals, her brushing off of Bill’s flirting with women; it also worked with Teresa Kerry, because of her inheritance of an empire and how John married into it (and isn’t funny how this is a “good thing” when it comes to McCain?… IOKIYAR!).
But really, Michelle Obama has nothing vaguely scandalous that can be used as an attack, so they just go after the fact that she’s black.
I finally watched the video at TPM. At the precise moment where they’re running chryons that read “Obama’s Baby Mama” and “Malkin Called Her ‘Obama’s Bitter Half,” there’s Michelle Malkin insisting that conservatives have not attacked her unfairly or made any cheap shots. Priceless.
I have a fever… and its only cure is more
cowbellcrazy!Why? Because racist bullshit works with a significant portion of the populace.
We just gotta hope the downside of this tactic is bigger than the upside.
That’s the whole absurdity of this tactic. If the only thing you got is that she’s black, why not just keep going after Barack for being black?
I’m voting Republican!
Damn you, WordPress for chewing up my link!
Yeah, that’s true. I think they might go for this because it’s sneakier, though. It’s not quite saying, “Can’t you see the man’s a Nig–?” It’s a bit more indirect.
I’m not saying it’s a good tactic, or something that ought to be done. It’s just that you asked, why the heck are they doing this? And I’m looking at why, exactly, they might be doing that.
Sure, this tactic is absurd. Doesn’t mean it will necessarily fail, though.
The problem with the “Fight the Smears” thing is that they concede half the battleground by essentially agreeing that the substance of the smear is negative. For example, the smear that Obama is a Muslim is answered with, basically, “That’s a lie” — when the proper response should be “No, as a matter of fact, he isn’t a Muslim, but so what if he were?”
By the way, Rob (ex) from Toronto: I love the fact that the Google ads that came up when I read your link had the following headlines:
[Bottom of the post]
Suffering from vaginal odor?
[Sidebar]
Feminine Douche
Michelle Malkin
Job Discrimination
Hullaballoo Music for Kids
(The sidebar is almost a haiku. Beautiful.)
The trouble is, people who haven’t actually experienced racism don’t always have the best understanding of it. Most white people are more worried about being unfairly called racist than they are about being discriminated against.
Which do you think will be easier for them to believe? That Obama is trying to guilt his way into the presidency by claiming racism at every corner, or that the media has a widescale bias against black people? Keep in mind two things:
1) A large chunk of Democrats were just convinced of the former.
2) There is a broad perception that the media has a liberal bias – because prominent conservative figures in the media are constantly accusing the media of having a liberal bias.
If you ask me, we are better off ignoring this shit as much as possible, at least in wider forums. If the election becomes about race, we lose. Why do you think that Fox is provoking this?
“C’mon people! He’s BLAAAAAACK! Black black blackety blaaaaack! BLACK! Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-blaaaaaaaaaaaaack!”
Actually, I think this might backfire.
Since their whole gambit has been to pretend they are upright, and moral, and care about Teh Peeps, and so forth… while whistling at the knuckle-draggers who are the base of their power. So-called Undecideds could then vote for the “Have-a-Beer” guy with a clear conscience. “He said he was a Compassionate Conservative!”
But will the people whose knuckles do not drag the ground reconcile their continued support when the masks are off and they are forced to openly side with the barely sentient bits of primoridal muck who comprise Faux Noise? Can they then square their greed with their knowledge of who, precisely, they are getting into bed with?
My theory all along was that most people were fooled by W, and that’s why they voted for him. Only the Base (and was there ever a better term for them?) really knew what was going on, and didn’t care.
Well, looks like the whole country will be the lab for my theory. Thank you!
They’re going after here because what’s worse than one darkie? Two darkies. That’s really the extent of their thinking on the matter.
“going after HER” rather.
Wow, this could get fun!
FOX News sez: Obama denies rumors, plans to create Sec. of Kill Whitey
Bill O: clearly, Fox was saying that Obama denied rumors about his plans to create a Cabinet-level position dedicated to the task of Killing Whitey. Fox is defending Obama here, it’s liberals who are so obsessed with race, they never stop seeing color. Mark, what do you think about this?
Mark S: MUSLIMS R IN UR YURP OUTBREEDING UR… I’m not saying “Aryans” here, so it’s ok. LEBENSRAUM agggghhhhh!
Michelle M: Legitimate questions have been raised about whether Obama really meant it when he denied that he plans to Kill Whitey. Since the MSM is refusing to investigate, I’ve taken it upon myself to go to his house and take photos of the notes on his refrigerator. You can clearly see a grocery list written on this one. Here, you can see the family is buying chicken, melon and hummus. Notice anything missing? Where’s the Miracle Whip?
Peggy N: Is it responsible to ask whether that “melon” is cantaloupe or watermelon, or, if elected, Obama would put Farrakhan in charge of a task force to round up and exterminate all white Christians? It would be irresponsible not to!
Glen R: Heh. Indeed.
If you ask me, we are better off ignoring this shit as much as possible, at least in wider forums.
Maybe, maybe not.
Whatever the best macro-strategy for Obama’a campaign is, I think we can be useful as those people who are not attached to Obama’s campaign, but can call people out on crap like this. Like what the wingnuts are for the Republicans. Least, I hope we can do that.
Because if there is a backlash against swiftboating Michelle Obama, it’s the conservative bloggers that are going to start it. Michelle Malkin? I concede that she’s an expert on provoking backlash with underhanded tactics – but I suspect that that’s not why you’ve got her on screen. Well, let’s see what our intrepid citizen journalist has to say:
Only using reality-based criteria to attack a political opponent? Not basing attacks off of innuendo, rumor and the crazy stuff of their fevered nightime totments?
That sure sounds like the wignutt-o-sphere.
Mel Brooks needs to re-release Blazing Saddles this year so he can secure the Academy nomination for Best Documentary.
“But not the Irish!”
Maybe Obama should use this song for his campaign.
Well, that was almost right. I guess I’ve been having some fevered nighttime totments too.
The problem with that whole shizznit is that how does the Obama camp (specifically Michelle) respond without sounding, oh, I don’t know, too uppity?
Laugh at it and them.
MO: “You know, that’s totally ridiculous, but then they probably don’t even know what a “baby mama” is. Sometimes, you just have to laugh at it – they’re so out of touch, it’s funny!”
Is this YOU, Gary Ruppert?
Mugshot
It would be irresponsible NOT to speculate!
If the only thing you got is that she’s black, why not just keep going after Barack for being black?
‘Cause she’s blacker. No, really. I have an awful feeling that the BillO types are actually thinking things like but wait, he’s got a white mother so technically he’s not really blackblack. It makes me nauseous just thinking this, but there you go.
do yoga for ten minutes, then turn on CNN
Yup. So I can vomit up my own ass.
I do think that the over-the-top racism getting waved around by Fox and the GOP stands a good chance of pushing more people to vote for Obama.
Let’s not forget that Pat Buchanan’s keynote address back in ’92 scared a shitload of people away from Bob Dole and the GOP that year. And even as racist as his speech was, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the stuff already glurping out of the GOP sewage pipes. On top of that, Brand Republican was nowhere as badly tarnished prior to the convention as they are right now.
John Cole of Balloon Juice is a good example of someone who was once suckered into Bush’s “folksy-ness”, but has seen through it. Cole lives in WV and identified with it, and voted for Bush twice. Not long after the ’04 election (and with much wrangling from Sadly Naughts 😉 ), he realized that he made a huge mistake and has abandoned the GOP.
Hopefully, there is a large number of others like him who became disillusioned with the GOP’s “salt of the earth” ruse.
Maybe next time FOX can express shock that catering at Obama’s fund raisers doesn’t consist solely of fried chicken and 40Oz. bottles of King Cobra.
That is complete ignorance. I dunno in general, but my homies always serve BBQ (that’s so good, it’d make the press forget about McCain) and cans of Nattie Ice.
Fourteen dollars says it involves Juan Williams, thus making it ‘okay’ for Crap Krapphammer to join in.
If you ask me, we are better off ignoring this shit as much as possible, at least in wider forums.
Or is your point that we should not interrupt an error on the part of FOX News? That is a good point too.
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In a way, Fox is no different than the NYT and Maureen Dowd, who in her last column delicately implied that some people (actual numbers, identities, and statements not given) “think” America isn’t ready for Mammy to take over Miss Ellen’s ceremonial duties at Tara.
There are some who think it will be harder for America to accept a black first lady — the national hostess who serenely presides over the White House Christmas festivities and the Easter egg roll — than a black president….
Is this true? I’d like to meet these “some who think” types, if only to verify their actual existence. Anyway, this Mammy-as-Presidential-Hostess story was dutifully picked up by Wolf Blitzer on CNN and away we go.
If there’s a theme for this election, it’s this:
No Ignoring The Shit
We can’t. It doesn’t work. John Kerry thought those Swiftboat attacks were ridiculous on their face (they were) and that people would ignore them (they didn’t.)
There’s a certain segment of the population who are sheep, not goats. They NEED to be led. They HAVE to be led. They BEG to be led.
We have to grab them by the back of the neck and say, “This is Shinola. And THIS, see this here, this right here, in your face? That’s shit.”
I think we should feel free to have fun with it here. Turning piss into comedy gold is what this place is all about. Anyway, who cares what a bunch of jerks on the internet think? I guess I meant that we shouldn’t start calling our local news stations and doing sit-ins over it to get the mainstream press on the story. Because we all know, they will just fuck it up worse, repeatedly, for like a month straight.
I don’t know why I worried that we were going to go on an activist spree anyway. I must have confused Sadly with Orange Satan or Atrios.
Did we mention that she’s BLACK?
The way the campaign should deal with this is by ridicule, followed by a sad “what did you expect from them” shake of the head. First you make a little joke about it, as someone suggested above: perhaps referencing expectations that Fox will soon be reduced to talking about watermelon and fried chicken. Then you say “but seriously, folks…this is what it has come to for the Republicans. They’re wrong about everything, and they know it, so they’re trying to save their asses by appealing to the worst in us – to our prejudices, fears and resentments. That’s all they have left. Is that how you want this election to be decided? Just remember, when you hear stuff like this over the next few months, treat it like something you stepped in. Don’t ignore it, because you’ll only trail the stink around after you. Don’t argue with it, because it’s beneath your notice. Just scrape it off your shoe, consider the source, and move forward.”
OT but the Supreme Court just ruled that detainees at Guantanamo Bay have the constitutional right to challenge their detention in civilian courts.
Which raises the old question, “How many divisions does the Supreme Court have?”
You can always count on the Malkin thing to keep on digging: http://michellemalkin.com/2008/06/11/were-going-to-hell/
I dunno. She could be useful for security, by saying things like, “Miss Scarlet, thar’s Yankees in the kitchen!”
Reading posts and comments on some blogs (*cough* *cough* No Quarter *cough*), I wouldn’t doubt there are quite a few people out there who think that WH festivities will be “tarnished by an uppity negro”.
There are some who think it will be harder for America to accept a black first lady — the national hostess who serenely presides over the White House Christmas festivities and the Easter egg roll — than a black president….
It’s a valid point. We may have to bring in the hostess with the mostest.
Oh, Michelle. Michelle Michelle Michelle.
What can you say?
Speaking of the Malkinites, Chris Muir’s been pretty awesome lately. Dude had his hip, conservative urbanites kick some random liberal’s ass.
And let’s not forget, while we call Michelle Obama names and throw around racial slurs that CINDY MCCAIN was a drug adicted thief who avoided a federal felony conviction solely because she is the wife of a senator. How is the media having a conversation about whether candidate’s wives are fair game without talking about that????? I think anyone on the dem side should mention cindy mccain’s drug hx every time they are asked about candidate spouses. Every time.
I’m reading a good book right now – The Political Brain by Drew Westen. It’s about why people vote (and think/react) the way they do.
Reason and Logic: Zip
Emotion and Subconscious: Lots
He explains why the Dems always play it the wrong way. You can’t ‘be above’ this kind of bullshit and you can’t ignore emotion in the campaign. You have to address attacks swiftly without buying into the framing. You also have to stop worrying about offending people because obviously, there’s a percentage you’ll never get anyway.
Example: Who cares about offending people who are totally anti-abortion? They’re already lost. You have to go for your own supporters and the ones that are moderate – which is most people. The book goes into statistics showing that most people support Choice, gun control measures of some kind, etc.
By letting the GOP define the terms, tell the stories, frame the arguments and use Orwellian double speak (Clear Skies? LOL), the Dems aren’t playing to win, or on an even field.
He gives examples of major fuckups from the past and how they should have been handled.
Barry is handling this garbage properly. If he doesn’t address it, the subliminal impression is that there’s no argument, so it must be true. You can’t let these douchebags do the talking.
So is Truthy Malkin’s source or the other way around?
I’ve tried the links and Ctrl-F for baby daddy and come up with what is probably the usual amount of support these wingnuts have. Bupkes.
Now, there is one hit from Malkin’s second link but the phrase is used by forum commenter Patriot who wants us all to know that
Maybe someone can clear up this whole baby daddy thing for me.
So is Truthy Malkin’s source or the other way around?
I don’t think that we should rule out the possibility that Truthy IS Malkin.
Legalize, that links is great! Her evidentiary link to “prove” her assertion that Michelle Obama has used “baby momma” is to a pseudonym on a comment board, who asserts that she has, but provides no evidence. Some guy on the internets says he heard it! CASE CLOSED!
I don’t think that we should rule out the possibility that Truthy IS Malkin.
That’s one of the many reasons I love these threads. Right now I’m imagining the real walrus, Bolton, planning out his next Ruppert post. Or Bill-O e-mailing Mackris all the Iris posts he’s penned to demonstrate that he’s a changed man with newfound respect for womyn.
I just realized that, essentially, Malkin has called Barack & Michelle Obama’s children… bastards.
Obama does seem to get better and better at handling the horse shit thrown at him. I think this was one of the benefits of the long Primary campaign. Hillary’s campaign operated just like the GOPers will from here on out. He’s already created a team that is totally dedicated to heading off winger internet smears and fomulating responses to them.
Rachell Maddow’s advice with respect to this is the most effective I think: specifically name, expose, and mock the smear merchants. WHO CARES if you offend their followers? Anyone who puts stock into the crap spewed by the Malkin thing is not going to come around.
It’s time the Dems stop worring about the mouth-breather constituency.
Speaking of the Malkinites, Chris Muir’s been pretty awesome lately. Dude had his hip, conservative urbanites kick some random liberal’s ass.
You really do have to admire his willingness to so accurately document his sexual fantasies while attempting (and failing) to weave them into some coherent narrative. It’s penthouse forum, PG rated and in comic form.
Hillary’s campaign operated just like the GOPers will from here on out.
Well, not exactly. Hillary never went nearly as low as the GOP is going to go, repeatedly. Hillary’s tactics were an innoculation.
Wow, that anonymous poster on a message board that Malkin links to for “proof” is hilarious!
Certainly SOUNDS credible, no? Did she look like she was on crack? Did Larry Johnson get a video?
An accurate depiction of Truth’s daily occupation.
I LIKE TO PRETEND I’M JACK MCCAIN AND ATTACH TWELVE TOILETS TO STRINGS AND DELIVER CLOSING ARGUMENTS TO THEM: WE THE JURY (CLAMP CLONK CLAMP BONK) FIND BILL AYERS SUPER GUILTY
Now, let’s try to be understanding. Babies bring out a protective streak in all of us. Just mentioning babies can provoke violent responses, for example, check out this response to something as innocuous as a jelly baby.
Sadly, the actual person playing Iris is much less interesting than Falafel Boy.
OT but you mean suspension of habeas corpus in a manner not consistent with the constitution is, *gasp* unconstitutional?!
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/06/supreme_court_rules_in_favor_o.php
This will put a kink in the show-trial schedule.
So I went on Teh Googles in search of what Malkin’s source was talking about. Found the following:
1) It’s actually called the Bud Billiken Parade.
2) http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/Bud.Billiken.Parade.2.338991.html
Watch that video. You will note that Michelle Obama is not wearing torn jeans, or a crumped shirt, or crazy hair. Rather, she’s wearing something on the casual side of business casual (Barack is wearing a polo shirt).
So congrats, Michelle, your source is a liar.
So which slang terms can we use for Cindy McCain, the drug addict, thief and plagiarist with stroke-induced short-term memory loss? Oh, she was also involved in the Keating Five S&L scandal.
After all, candidates’ wives are fair game, according to La Malkin.
OT but you mean suspension of habeas corpus in a manner not consistent with the constitution is, *gasp* unconstitutional?!
Not according to the four “strict constructionists” on the court. From Scalia’s dissent:
DN Nation: Note also, not riding in an Escalade. I looked at a 2006 Billiken parade video too (you can find it with a search). In that one, Michelle was riding in a car saying “Michelle Obama & Family.” No crumpled shirt, no Escalade….
I’d tell La Malkin, but I won’t register at her site to comment.
So which slang terms can we use for Cindy McCain, the drug addict, thief and plagiarist with stroke-induced short-term memory loss?
her husband has set the bar far too high, in that category.
The game of bait-and-switch that today’s opinion plays upon the Nation’s Commander in Chief will make the war harder on us. It will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed.
why does Scalia sound like a C-list wingnut blogger ?
plagiarist with stroke-induced short-term memory loss?
Cribble?
So which slang terms can we use for Cindy McCain
Well, if what the candidates say about their spouses is fair game(“baby’s daddy”), we’ve been provided with a couple.
DARN YOU CLEEK! You prestole my comment!
Also, I just noticed Malkin uses that link to “prove” Michelle Obama “used the phrase … this year”, but the parade hasn’t been held yet, it’s in August…
America is at war with radical Islamists.
The game of bait-and-switch that today’s opinion plays
upon the Nation’s Commander in Chief will make the war
harder on us. It will almost certainly cause more Ameri-
cans to be killed.
Funny how Scalia switches from ruthlessness with our troops, to concern for them, as soon as the Court doesn’t go his way. I seem to remember that just a few years ago, that he was willing to sacrifice anything and anyone for the great cause of freedom- it was that important to him.
So, wait, the knuckledraggers are justifying their racist slur by saying it’s okay to call Michelle Obama that because once Michelle Obama walked in a neighborhood parade in casual clothing, and said something different that had one of the same words in it??
Just want to make sure I can follow the logic. Does it count with “and” and “the”, too?
“Strict construction” = I can haz intellictuil dizonisty plz?
Doesn’t Michelle have kids?
Yes, but she keeps them out of sight because she’s deeply, deeply ashamed of them. Don’t tell anyone I told you this, but they’re half Filipino!!!! Shocking, I know. Poor Michelle; it must be a heavy cross for her to bear.
Heh, I’m afraid Djur is closer to reality than Pedestrian. Believe me, it takes very little effort to take the piss out of you lot.
To wit: Fox News puts up a caption of “baby mama” for MO. S,N! explodes in self-righteous indignation. I point out that CNN documents that MO used the term “baby’s daddy” or “babies daddy” for BO. Confusion and mis-timed snark ensue on S,N!
What could be easier?
King Cobra and iced FUCKING TEA BIYOCHES!
…with Ezel’s fried chicken on the side.
http://www.ezellschicken.com
F**king YUMMY
It would be easier if you just admitted your ingrained biggotry, Twoofie, instead of prattling about in a lame attempt to justify using deroggatory language about a candidates wife – a woman who has committed no harm and will not commit any harm to you and your bed-wetting compatriots. No bother, we’ll make fun of you either way now, during the campaign, and during Barrack’s 8 years in the Black House.
Get me some motherfuckin’ ice tea, bitch.
Ok, alright already Mr. Truth, I HEAR you, I GET it.
But what KIND of pie do you like?
It’s like you won’t get to the point or something.
Sheesh…
mikey
“It’s called the White House- but that’s a temporary condition- can you dig, CC?”
Gainin’ on ya!
All of my typos indicate that I am, in fact, down.
To wit: Fox News puts up a caption of “baby mama” for MO. S,N! explodes in self-righteous indignation. I point out that CNN documents that MO used the term “baby’s daddy” or “babies daddy” for BO
What an idiot.
Let’s follow the logic here. Let’s just say the New York Times puts up a picture of Laura Bush in one of her wrinkled ugly suits – and runs a caption saying “Exactly how wide is The First Frump and fashion disaster’s butt?”
But wait – it turned out that Mrs. Bush was once interviewed by Vogue, and uttered the word “fashion” ! So the caption is fair!
Fuck yeah. Chocolate City.
Second the “fuckin’ excellent” on the Ezell’s fried chicken. Their rolls are the bomb too, beeches.
Also, poopy.
Damn straight, let’s have some m******** Ezells!
Malkin just feels naked without her “Fair & Balanced” kneepads on.
The bonus is, these jagoffs are so busy admiring the view from inside their own colon, they never quite get why the rest of us are laughing … which just puts a nice little cherry on the Scahdenfreude Sundae.
J.A.Baker @ 6:21 … holy shit, does BillO ever look burned-out.
The stink of fail on these cretins is thick as London fog.
They wear it well – & will, for years & years to come.
Chris Tucker @ 15:57 – damn! Now that’s a low blow! Why didnt I think of that?! Bloody good shot, man. Hey, you never know … ANYONE can go on the Interwebs now.
Things must be so touchy in Da Troof’s household. The dials on his emotional gauges are set to Eleven. A little snark is “explode!” in his world. An observation that something is beyond the pale is “screaming!” An annoyed swat at a pesky troll is “outrage!”
Oh, & Truthborg is to be thanked for getting it wrong YET AGAIN.
Man – you just never tire of showing off that 2-digit IQ, do you?
The only thing you’re “taking the piss out of” is your own rep, tard-boy.
Don’t you DARE leave us, The Troll … you’re a vital reminder of what NOT to become.
PROTIP: “Baby’s daddy =/= “Baby mama”
My belt & your lily-white ass – a match made in Heaven.
Ask nice, & maybe I’ll let you have another.
Which is as close to wit as he’s going to get. Speaking of good faith argument, this is what he said:
Incidentally, searching for that phrase at that link yields the same results as searching for The Truth’s morals. Zero.
Here’s what he claims to have said:
And magically he misses the point completely. Next he’ll be saying that he meant Barack Obama was Nigerian.
I wholeheartedly agree with those who argue that Michelle Obama’s single reference to her husband as “my baby’s daddy” makes the right wing’s use of “baby mama” perfectly acceptable.
By that same reasoning, since John McCain called his wife a “cunt” in front of reporters it follows that he was giving us all permission to do the same. In fact, I think Cindy McCain’s name should hereafter be rendered as “Cunty McCunt” at every opportunity.
Who could possibly object?
I understand Cindy McCain has used the words “eat” and “me” many many times. Is that really what we want in a first lady?
I’d always head that the truth hurts, and by gum it’s true.
Truth-
Just a hint.
There are certain terms that mean completely different things when you take into account the spirit in which they were said. Michelle Obama’s reference to Obama as her babies’ daddy is done out of love. Your reference to Michelle Obama as a “baby mama” is done out of ignorance/hatred, unless you mean to tell me that you have an affection for the Obama family.
Additionally, “Babies’ daddy” is different from “Baby mama,” much in the same way “Sure, boss, I’ll accomplish this task” is different from “Sho nuff, bawss! I be gettin’ on that rightcha!” I know you know the difference.
Finally, you have yet to address Malkin’s “source,” and the complete mistruths posted therein. Nor do I expect you to.
Hell, the current Preznit’s name is “Bush”. He kept his name, so it should be perfectly fair for Whoopi Goldberg. to make a little joke.
Gosh, what did Michelle Malkin say about that back then…..??????
American Politics!
Now in astounding C R A C K E R V I S I O N !
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D.N. Nation – Da Troof’s entire appearance here is done out of ignorance/hatred.
A slightly revised classic from the archive.
Another Rabid Shih-tzu said,
May 22, 2008 at 22:02
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I fuckin ’hate darkies
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Oh look, a shoe.
Sniff, I love art.
Anyone else having problems accessing S,N! today?
>Anyone else having problems accessing S,N! today?
yes, atheist! i was using the panera free wi-fi and it said “site not approved” or something, and I was all, “oh no they are NOT blocking my favorite site,” but when I got home it was acting weird too.
anybody else?
hackers? karl rove’s father’s gold cock ring?
(tumbleweeds)
Well done, Truth.
Anybody ever seen The Truth and Michelle Malkin in a room together, at the same time?
Didn’t think so.
Falafel Bill’s anchor baby cum bucket. Nothing more.
Don’t know what the issue is, but I’m glad to see that it’s not just me.
Maybe the gay hamsters just need a little R ‘n R.
Am I the only one who’s been yelling “Warren Harding was a negro!” at all my friends and family, John McLaughlin-style?
Because I have. Been doing that, I mean.
Oliver Willis gets it right:
“The McCain surrogate campaign is boiling down to: ‘SO I CALLED YOU A NIGGER, HOW IS THAT RACIST, YOU MONKEY?'”
http://www.oliverwillis.com/index.php/2008/06/11/hey-fox-news-just-call-her-a-n-and-be-done-with-it-okay/#comment-100337
I’ve been yelling “I hate white people!” at most anybody I come across.
Interestingly, that’s an obscure Peter Gent reference….
mikey
White racists have been slowly strangling themselves since Nixon.
Voting Republican… so their children can die in Vietnam for years after Nixon’s election, because he wanted to win the next election.
Voting Republican… so their unions can be destroyed and their jobs sent overseas, their pensions looted, the chance of their children going to college shrinking by the year.
Voting Republican… while their safety net is shredded, their prescription costs are more than their food and rent combined, their health care gets booted around like a soccer ball, and their food and toys have a better than even chance of killing them.
Voting Republican… while the tactic comes full circle, and they send their children to die in another useless war.
And all their suffering has been in vain, after all. Because Barack Obama is running for President.
The alarm has gone off, and they have broken the snooze button from hitting it so often. This election is the loudest wake up call since the Civil War.
We’ll see how many former Republican voters can wake up and haul their ass out of bed, wake up and take some steps to end their nightmares.
And our own.
“And what do they call you up there, boy?”
“They call me MISTER Tibbs!”
Can they please, please, PLEASE just start showing clips of Archie Bunker on the evening news? It would save so much money in hiring writers and actors.
No problems here.
Fuck you WordPress. Fuck you is all.
Can they please, please, PLEASE just start showing clips of Archie Bunker on the evening news? It would save so much money in hiring writers and actors.
Ok, but not that one where the guy breaks in and is threatening to rape Edith the entire episode. That is to this day the most uncomfortable half hour of television that I have ever sat through.
[glances back at screen capture]
*sigh*
Well… we’ll see how bad this gets.
Pedestrian at 16:48:
I would so totally attend that Easter Egg roll!
Fabulous!
“I know politics bores you…but I feel like a hypocrite talking to you…and your racist friend.”
Ok, but not that one where the guy breaks in and is threatening to rape Edith the entire episode. That is to this day the most uncomfortable half hour of television that I have ever sat through.
I remember when I read that Edith died and Archie bought a bar. I thought I had been warped into Perpetual April Fools’ Land. I guess it was a social commentary. If you act like a complete asshole, your wife will get raped and die, your children will move far, far, away, and you’ll spend the rest of your days in lonely obscurity.
Good news, everybody! The Confederate Wankee has weighed in on the “baby mama” episode, and his considered take on this is that LIEberals “don’t want to go there”–his words, not mine–because this will open up the whole Can o’ Worms about the question of Hussein X’s very legitimacy. Also that “my baby’s daddy” is the PRECISE SAME THING as “baby mama.”
Bonus commenter goodness: Hussein X’s mom received food stamps, thus invalidating her son’s bid for the White House.
Hello? Is there anybody out there?
Hussein X’s mom received food stamps
His mom was on food stamps? What is he, some kind of black guy?
So Malkin is giving the go-ahead on dumb-ass racist comments masquerading as political commentary?
Ka-thwack! Thwunk! Ka-thwack! Thwunk! Ka-thwack!
Is that a ping-pong game I hear?
(runs for cover)
Doesn’t Malkin understand that the world does not revolve around her and her do whatever it takes, ruin as many people’s lives, so long as she can make a name for herself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends she loses or people she leaves dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so she can make a name for herself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends she loses or people she leaves dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
Um… yes? And she doesn’t care.
Okay, I see where this is headed.
They figure they have it covered, because Obama already made his speech on “race.”
What’s he gonna do?
Well, he just might go and make a speech on “media.”
Um, no. She’s clinically insane. The world does reveolve around her, in her own bizarre reality.
For those of you with cable, TVLand will be showing Blazing Saddles Friday night at 8:00 and Saturday night at 7:00 (Eastern time).
It’s not surprising that the Obots here at Sadly, O! would latch on to such ridiculous narratives (really, do you people actually believe that supporters of John McCain, a decorated war veteran, would be up to their eyes in racism?); it’s the same song-and-dance we much-maligned Hillary supporters were faced with daily during the primaries. It was a pox upon the entire democratic process, the way you people railroaded us down ridiculous race-baiting storylines while ignoring the very real sexism we had to face, but alas…it won. Well, technically. I, and many like me, believe that Hillary still have something awfully clever up her sleeve, and that we’ll only really know the true outcome of the Democratic primary when the final superdelegate votes come in, but that’s neither here nor there. Just know, we’re on to Denver, no matter what your storyline.
But again, technically, the tactics worked. So you should be very proud of yourselves. But do realize what they say about pride and the fall, and understand that by grouping wide sections of America- think your Kentucky, your West Virginia- under the umbrella of “OMG RACISTS!!!!!,” you’re doing your beloved Obambi a serious disservice. These voters will soon come to realize your calls of “OMG RACISTS!!!!” are the same as Obama’s, and will realize that the media’s Beloved Barack offers nothing on substance…let’s face it, he’s not far removed from Bush in that regard. But yes, please keep bleating and bleating about racism. You know nothing about true discrimination, the sort of thing we had to deal with when our candidate was pushed out the door in a fit of misogynistic rage. Such is life. But don’t expect our votes, especially when you’re still using the ugly tactics as before.
I guess you guys didn’t see Zoolander?
*Clap!* *Clap!* *Clap!* *Clap!* *Clap!* *Clap!*
Very good trollery! I give it a 9.5. The artistic merit was a little lacking.
Oh, no, [clutches pearls] ping-pong jokes are sexist/racist ethnic stereotypes, how dare you!!
So, Iris is calling Hillary a liar. Hillary said that she would do whatever she could to help Barrack win the White House.
Iris, you’re saying Obama supporters got Fox to put Malkin on? Obamabots wrote the pathetically bad chyron? As for McCain, who brought him up? Oh, right, you did.
I’m afraid you forgot to take your meds again dear.
Re: Iris @ 21:35
Please read PeeJ @ 21:11
Thanx.
I like this little outtake….
(really, do you people actually believe that supporters of John McCain, a decorated war veteran, would be up to their eyes in racism?)
Um… Yes?
Keep talkin’, SadlyObots. Hillary supporters have already walked.
The “sanitized for TV” version? Panned/scanned to barely more than half the original image? Broken up with commercials for Orange Clean? I’d rather die.
Go rent or buy the DVD.
Guys- please stop fighting with performance artist trolls. That is all.
Walked … to the Obama camp. In droves.
You’re right. You’d have to be some kind of gook to believe such calumny. And I hate gooks.
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I didn’t think we were “fighting” so much as “mocking”. “Fighting” would imply that people are trying to have a rational discussion, making reasoned points to be debated. “Mocking” is pointing out that the troll is being a troll. But, point taken. I just happen to think troll baiting is fun, and I’m bored.
Hillary’s supporters are walking to Denver and they’ve already left?
Oh man, I’m waiting for the Olbermann show with a chyron reading “Outraged Conservatives: Stop Slamming McCain’s Cunt!”
…we much-maligned Hillary supporters were faced with daily ..
Hey wait a sec. I thought was the Christianists who were the victims. And white guys. I’m confused.
Aww…but I’m a changed man! With newfound respect for womyn!
poop…….fart……
Guys- please stop fighting with performance artist trolls.
Jesus Christ man, didn’t you catch The Fool in that other thread? That was fun.
Sorry Brad, missed your comment.
If I keep dropping words I’m going to need a broom.
On the whole baby daddy talking point. It’s spreading.
Jay at Oliver Willis’
Think Progress
Big Media Matt
Some guy named Fred Stone, 2nd comment at Michael Calderone’s Politico blog
and by now, I’m sure many more.
Guys- please stop fighting with performance artist trolls.
What else are going to do? Jump up and down on our heads and spit out nickels?
Aww…but I’m a changed man! With newfound respect for womyn!
I knew it!
Keep talkin’, SadlyObots. Hillary supporters have already walked.
Which ones? You and the one sharing the padded room next to yours?
Hillary supporters have already walked.
I’m walking to New Orleans.
PENIS
Hillary supporters have already walked.
I’m walking after midnight.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
If only Iris would follow them.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
I’m walking back to happiness.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
I’m walking tall.
“Keep talkin’, SadlyObots. Hillary supporters have already walked.”
And you will know them by their trail of pantsuits.
What else are going to do?
It’s contagious! Sorry. I’ll get the broom.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
I’m walking my baby back home.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
I think I’ll just walk on by.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
Are you ready, boots? Start walking!
It’s contagious! Sorry. I’ll get the broom.
Broom? WITCH???
SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary supporters have already walked.
500 miles and then they’ll walk 500 more.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
You’ll never walk alone.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
on sunshine. ooo oooo.
For those about to wok, we salute you.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
Like a man.
one of these days these boots are gonna…
one of these days…
Hillary supporters have already walked.
In rubber-soled shoes, holding Bill aloft.
In other words, walk softly and carry a big prick.
I’ll just walk, don’t run.
Perhaps this is something that the McCain camp is using to finally put an end to Michelle Malkin. Think of it this way, they aren’t taking her calls and she’s a bit peeved, but she hasn’t shut up. If they can put her on TV, you know that she’s gonna say some sort of batshit stupid thing and discredit herself. Then they can point at that and disavow any contact with her and the loonies that are her fans.
Win – win for McCain: he looks like a guy that is above racism and and he gets to wash his hands of some of the loony.
I kinda doubt that’s an actual plan… It hasn’t worked so far with O’Reilly.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
We’re all Walkers — can we get in on some of that action?
John Sidney III can call me anything he wants. I’m too stoned to care.
did someone call me?
Hillary supporters have already walked.
like an Egyptian.
What’s that about walking? I want in on that action.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
Money talks, _______ walks.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
the Walk of Life.
Personally, I think Cunty McTrollop has a bit more zazz.
Walk this way
Hillary supporters have already walked.
–I’m walking Spanish down the hall.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
Hey, babe — take a walk on the wild side!
(And the colored girls sing…)
MICHELLE MALKIN: Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo…
I don’t think it’s real bright to be picking on Obama’s wife when there are a number of Clinton supporters still deciding what to do. Keep it up Yappy!
Denver? WTF, it’s Memphis you idiots.
“You know nothing about true discrimination, the sort of thing we had to deal with when our candidate was pushed out the door in a fit of misogynistic rage.”
I guess that makes us Hillocost deniers.
should I? should I?
what the hell.
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I don’t think it’s real bright to be picking on Obama’s wife when there are a number of Clinton supporters still deciding what to do.
Haven’t you heard? Hillary supporters have already walked.
“Hillary supporters have already walked.”
Not as much as me.
I guess that makes us Hillocost deniers.
BWAAAhahahaha!
Interestingly, that’s an obscure Peter Gent reference….
Yep, NDF, the best sports book ever.
should I? should I?
Young man.
Here, the answer is always unequivocally YES!
Now go in snark with faith and wisdom…
mikey
“So which slang terms can we use for Cindy McCain, the drug addict, thief and plagiarist with stroke-induced short-term memory loss? Oh, she was also involved in the Keating Five S&L scandal.”
The only reason Johnny Ace McCain went free is that Cindy offered to spend a couple of hours with each investigator. Privately.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.
As was said before, any names we can come up with pale to the names she lets her husband use.
almost forgot: poopy
Hillary supporters have already walked.
I want fifty thousand digeridoos!
The only reason Johnny Ace McCain went free is that Cindy offered to spend a couple of hours with each investigator. Privately.
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.
As I mentioned in the dappy-nappy thread, JiSM3 wouldn’t pimp out his wife to just anyone.
Mark Cohn said,
June 12, 2008 at 22:37
Denver? WTF, it’s Memphis you idiots.
Yeah, I can understand your reluctance to walk to Denver, Marc. Getting shot in the head will do that to a person.
This goes well with some of their other recent chyrons.
“Fags to Wed In Queerifronia”
“Jew Nose Releases New Harrison Ford Movie”
and…
“Cunt Quits Campaign Trail”
I’m puttin’ on my walkin’ shoes!
Iris just turns her pretty head and walks away.
btw, is limpet out there? You want your camera or not? Helloooooo?
Hillary supporters have already walked.
Walk, Walk, Walking on Heaven’s Door.
(D’oh. Wait!!! D’oh)
Hey! I want my %#*! name back!
Perhaps the toothbrush thing scared him off, PeeJ.
Hillary supporters have already walked.
They’re going on a walkabout
to find out what it’s all about.
Like larger than a bread box larger or…???
(I supported of Hillary Clinton till the end. I am now gladly supporting Barack Obama for Prez. Just saying.)
Fixed!
Hawkeye – the joke must have had more impact than I figured, since you clearly remember it.
Sorry if I scared you off, limpet. It was just a joke. Really. I mean, it was on MY part anyway. Did I hit too close to home?
Reading at the links posted above about the “baby mama” troll invasion.
Stupid idiots don’t get the very elementary point that it’s not just about the racism – it’s about who’s using the term – a national news organization in a news program.
Even if the slur were something non-racist, it would be inappropriate for a news organization to use it. How about flashing the word “airhead” in a chryon under a picture of Megan McCain, or “trophy wife” under a picture of Jeri Thompson? Or “dog killer” under a picture of Judy Giuilani?
Didn’t DN Nation admit to being Iris?
Hillary supporters have already walked.
But not in LA, nobody walks in LA.
well would you lookee here:
Wait, I’m Iris!
And so’s my brother!
Obama launches web site to fight dishonest smears
The new Web site – http://www.fightthesmears.com – allows Mr. Obama’s supporters to upload their e-mail contact list and notify their friends of false information.
Did someone call my name?
Did someone call my name?
I thought I heard you calling!
Obama launches web site to fight dishonest smears
Nice! I wish they’d put up the “…and anyway being a Muslim isn’t so bad” point, but it’s a damn good start.
Beth, I hear you callin’
But I can’t come home right now
Me and the boys are playin’
And we just can’t find the sound
I am really sick of this website. Name stealing is a crime! Or at least it should be!
Go ahead and laugh, Lib-tards. You all suck!
OT, but what the hell…
This cheap Italian-made gangster movie makes its TCM debut late Friday night:
http://www.impawards.com/1970/machine_gun_mccain.html
I’ve been wondering lately, is the title a name … or a command?
Somewhat OT: From Glen Greenwald (Salon) about The Supreme Court Ruling on Habeas:
“Passage of the Military Commissions Act was spearheaded by JOHN McCAIN, who was anointed by cowardly Senate Democrats to speak for them and negotiate with the White House. Once McCAIN blessed the Military Commissions Act, its passage was assured.BARAK OBAMA voted against it, and once its passage appeared certain, OBAMA offered an amendment to limit it to five years. That amendment *failed*, rendering the MCA the law of the land without any time limits.
Long thread (and hilarious, natch), but has anyone addressed the fact this “baby mama” bullshit was aired buy an alleged “news” organization? Not E! Entertainment, or TV Guide, or a fucking episode of Jerry Springer, but a “news” outlet that takes itself (far too) seriously.
I can virtually guarantee you that mongoloids like “The Truth” have been pouring over every single thing Michelle Obama has said (well, using Google until their triple-meat pizzas with extra cheese arrive), looking for any stupid tidbit they can try to smear her with, and this is probably the best they could come up with.
“Hey, she once used the phrase “my babies daddy”! That means we can use “baby mama” against her with impunity! I mean, it’s not like she’s the wife of a sitting senator and a potential First Lady, right? Lemme get on the horn to Fox! Kerners are Go!”
These people are truly despicable.
Crap, that post was by me, Jacob Singer, not the illustrious werewolf and Pepper David Naughton. Forgot to switch back.
I think it’s martini time…
They’re going on a walkabout
to find out what it’s all about.
🙁
has anyone addressed the fact this “baby mama” bullshit was aired buy an alleged “news” organization?
Really? Which one?
This walk needs a little bit more zazz.
I’m walking the dog.
Story up on CNN that McCain’s courting Hillary supporters by re-hashing the “bitter” thing – given the polling data lesley posted above, isn’t this a little late in the game for him to do that? Isn’t the “bittergate”/”Obama’s an elitist” thing passe, since now we know he’s a ghetto thug?
Hillary supporters have already walked.
Mein Fuehrer! I can valk!
Isn’t the “bittergate”/”Obama’s an elitist” thing passe, since now we know he’s a ghetto thug?
Not passe – it’s an ancient and cherished legend. Sure it wasn’t that long ago, but think of it in terms of wingnut attention spans.
Walking down the road with other Hillbots in your wake
Iris you’re too bad
Visiting time is over
and so we walk away
and both play dead then cry out loud
why we always cry this way?
Iris bleated:
“Keep talkin’, SadlyObots. ^Ersatz, dittohead^ Hillary supporters have already walked ^back where they came from^.
FTFY
She’s walking down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
And when she passes each one she passes goes a-a-h
I saw Iris and him walking in the rain.
Oh, Astrud! That was exquisite! And now the Stan Getz sax solo…..
So the topic has turned back to “best music to have sex by.”
“Oh, Astrud! That was exquisite!”
I like Kompressor’s version better.
Somebody mentioned man babies?
The most popular man babies are a riot.
Mein Fuehrer! I can valk!
WIN
I’m walkin’ thru the park.
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In other words, they’re going to smear him by claiming he didn’t father any black children.
Imagine if you will, the candidate’s debate, moderated by Montel “You Are Not The Father” Williams. Teh Awesum.
Also, via the great and benevolent overlord Orange Satan himself, Scalzi on the baby daddy thing. Here’s a sample:
Even if the slur were something non-racist, it would be inappropriate for a news organization to use it. How about flashing the word “airhead” in a chryon under a picture of Megan McCain, or “trophy wife” under a picture of Jeri Thompson? Or “dog killer” under a picture of Judy Giuilani?
g: Yes, but those things would all be true. Calling Michelle Obama a “baby mamma” is patently false; hence, Fox News’s going with it.
Not only is it false, but IT RHYMES! And a stupid rhyme is your mainstream media’s favorite substitute for actual cleverness..
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She ain’t all that
Just a commie brat
A ghetto ho
But no Jackie O.
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