It’s Old and Stale, But Still Worth a Mention
Posted on January 27th, 2008 by D. Aristophanes
L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter, please advance to the head of the line and collect your chit for winning our daily contest for ‘Most Ridiculously Asinine Assessment of Fred Thompson’s Influence on Reality’:
Is it me, or does [Thompson] losing South Carolina seem to have an effect on the world markets? The only true capitalist gets out and the markets start circling the bowl.
This victory places you just 50 gazillion chits behind Frank J. Go with God.
The fact is, it was Fred Thompson’s non-withdrawal over the weekend of the SC primary that led Société Générale’s oversight manager, an avid reader of right-wing blogs, to turn his attention elsewhere, whereupon he discovered EUR 5bn in dodgy trades made by a nondescript guy on the desk.
Or something.
That Rottweiller thread on Droopy McJowls dropping out is the gift that keeps on giving:
stanfil: NOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
LC Theresa: Fred was the only candidate who gave me hope for this country and our traitorous self-serving government. Apparently he was too big a threat to the political assholes destroying this country and therefore had to be eliminated early.
evilned: Well, I’m lacking gainful employment right now, but come midsummer I may be paying a visit to my local firearms establishment. I’ve been eying the Sig 556 and the Sig P220 in .45. … Why would I be looking at these? Mostly for defending myself and my family after the collapse.
LC CiSSnarl5.7 Chariot Builder (a/k/a Capt. Warning Sign): If Shillallry (No Jaybear not “Hoterly” :em02: ) get’s into the White House…there will be a country ok..and it’ll be on the brink of civil war ….bluestate vrs red….because once she and her co-horts in congress starts forcing feeding her “it takes a village” drivel down the entire countries throat, there’s going to be blow back.
But the best for last:
Ogrrre: I would have loved a Hunter/Thompson ticket.
Also, it was the status of Fred Thompson’s candidacy that brought investors’ attention to the sub-prime shitstorm and the widening gyre of oil prices.
And that’s just the beginning. The fall of Fred Thompson will set off a world economic meltdown and the final collapse of civilization, plunging the planet into the horror of a new Dark Age.
The only true capitalist gets out and the markets start circling the bowl.
I blame Spiderman.
I love the concept of these people “armoring up” for the “civil war”. They’ll just be sitting there cowering with Cheetos and weapons while the world moves on.
My kitten, Petey Wheatstraw, took a dump and the Nikkei dropped like 5,000 points.
The Merrimack would have kicked the Monitor’s ass if it hadn’t been for Title IX.
Just saying …
Well, I’m lacking gainful employment right now, but come midsummer I may be paying a visit to my local firearms establishment. I’ve been eying the Sig 556 and the Sig P220 in .45. … Why would I be looking at these? Mostly for defending myself and my family after the collapse.
Lacking employment, AND a paranoid gun nut? Man, throw in self-hating closeted homosexual and you have LGF’s target demographic rolled into one perfect being.
Vive Post hoc ergo what the fuck?
This one was my favourite:
Gee. Midsummer. Why midsummer? What’s supposed to happen in midsummer?
Oh yes. We’re supposed to get a check from the gubbermint to help mask the effects of Mr. Freddy McYawnerson’s withdrawal from the race and subsequent market fluctuation that hadn’t happened before, ever.
How about defending yourself and your family from homelessness and hunger? Get a job, arsehole.
That comment thread is like looking at an FBI dossier on home-grown extremists.
I may be paying a visit to my local firearms establishment. I’ve been eying the Sig 556 and the Sig P220 in .45
Time to invest heavily in firearms manufacturers…
I’m lacking gainful employment right now
…Maybe not.
I hear the army is hiring.
“I may be paying a visit to my local firearms establishment”
Ye Olde Ball And Powder Shoppe !
Pffffff. Hahahahaha. Ohhhh, man. That’s funny.
Who knew that the global economy revolved around a B-Actor?
Atlas Napped.
Off topic-
Jonah and Megan got into a slap fight. Highlights include Jonah equating nationalist with socialist and Megan agreeing Nazis were socialists.
I’m gonna be lazy and link to my post about it instead of reopening various tabs and cutting and pasting n so on. Relevant links can be found there.
When Hitlery tells me I can’t build a 300 foot castle and dump large wooden buckets of ordure you can pry my diptheria from my colon with my cold, dead fingers.
Different Brad — you need special shielding for this stuff. This is way beyond plutonium or Americium.
I’ve been eying the Sig 556 and the Sig P220 in .45
Has anyone taken the dude to task for lack of patriotism? Are US-made arms not good enough for him? Coveting weaponry from Swiss Arms AG is just the start of the slippery slope… the thin edge of the white elephant. Next thing you’re lusting after a Parabellum, and then it’s all downhill to collecting Tokarev TT-33s.
Ye Olde Ball And Powder Shoppe !
That would also be a good name for a chain of pharmacists. Imagine the slogan… “We’re the Apothecary with Scruples!”
Come to think of it, the two functions could be combined. Shop for firearms while waiting for your prescription.
Shop for firearms while waiting for your prescription.
But, it’s their lack of medications which leads to firearm purchases!
.45 is a silly caliber for self defense, anyways. You loose rounds per magazine, plus the higher velocity and larger projectile increase the possibility of injuring or killing someone other then your intended target. He’d be much better served with a 9mm, or a low-gauge shotgun.
My favorite line from today’s Free Republic. You can’t make this stuff up.
“let’s see, apparently Chelsea Clinton is seen wearing an upside down cross out in public, and Hillary is flying an Occult Goat Head US Flag during a campaign rally. Is it getting scary or what
20 posted on 01/26/2008 7:15:07 PM PST by 1000 silverlings”
Why did I click that link!!!
Now I have to go take another shower! Mabye use lye this time! EWWWW!
Why O Why must the fate of the world rest in the hands of the american voter?
The fact is, liberals are so full of hate they can’t see reality, facts, logic or anything. There is not reasoned debate with a liberals, they are mentally ill.
Megan and Jonah debate liberal fascism.
Woops that was me, Andy had nothing to do with it.
Is it me, or does [Thompson] losing South Carolina seem to have an effect on the world markets? The only true capitalist gets out and the markets start circling the bowl.
Errrr…..it’s just you.
All of us reasonable people know that the markets are tanking due to the abscence of the “Thompson twins” from the race.
There’s nothing less scary than these wannabe Randians with the end-times, mall security guard, survivalist scenarios. They always want “the best” gun made to do a job none of them are mentally fit or physically able to do with any firearm. These are the idiots that, if any kind of social unrest occurred, let’s say an especially busy Macy’s Spring Sale, would go out, shoot the neighbor’s dog (by accident) and then spend the rest of the day crying at home leaving someone else to clean up their mess (a typical MO). The best news here is that half of these polystyrene rambo’s will shoot themselves (again, by accident) before being able to damage other people or property.
First they came for the think tanks, but I said nothing because I wasn’t in a think tank.
Then they came for the media hairdo’s, but I said nothing because I wasn’t in the media.
Then they came for the CEOs, but I said nothing because I wasn’t a CEO.
When they came for the Lawrence Welk fan club, there was nobody left to speak for me.
All of us reasonable people know that the markets are tanking due to the abscence of the “Thompson twins” from the race.
Yes, I think I can speak for millions of Americans of all political philosophies and genders when I say that the twins will be very much missed.
Isn’t there some way to get them back in the race?
OK but I experienced a brief moment of genuine amusement while glancing at the Ron Paul joke that heads the IMAO site. First time I’ve ever found anything from that crowd even infinitesimally funny. But now my world feels kinda, I dunno, tawdry.
And Obama pauses in the middle of his speeches to bite the heads off of live bats and spew green vomit at his audiences.
Is it me, or does [Thompson] losing South Carolina seem to have an effect on the world markets? The only true capitalist gets out and the markets start circling the bowl.
How did Nouriel Roubini know Thompson would drop out and usher in the sub-prime option ARMageddon– IN 2006?!!
Gary Ruppert said…
The fact is, liberals are so full of hate they can’t see reality, facts, logic or anything. There is not reasoned debate with a liberals, they are mentally ill.
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Some Guy said,
January 27, 2008 at 11:27
.45 is a silly caliber for self defense, anyways. You loose rounds per magazine, plus the higher velocity and larger projectile increase the possibility of injuring or killing someone other then your intended target. He’d be much better served with a 9mm, or a low-gauge shotgun.
Actually, a .45 has slower slugs than a 9mm…the risk of the slug traveling further than the intended target is greater with the 9mm.
Best home protection is a 12ga pump shotgun (shortest legal barrel length) with 00 buck, loaded, with the chamber open. In the dark, a shotgun is more likely to hit the target. 00 buck is .32 cal and a round of 12 ga 00 buck has about 9 shot. Better than pulling the trigger of a handgun multiple times.
Why leave the chamber open? Two reasons: first is safety as you know for sure a round isn’t chambered when the chamber is open; second, there is no need to give an intruder a verbal warning…the sound of a shotgun chambering a round is warning enough. All you need to do is slide the gun shut and you’re ready. Everybody knows what can happen next once you’ve heard that sound.
True Gary, I heard Michael Savage say that once, that libruls are mentally ill, quite a reputable source. He then devoted an entire show to the discussion of Nudicals, those prosthetic testes one can get for their neutered dogs. Brilliance, utter brilliance.
The best news here is that half of these polystyrene rambo’s will shoot themselves (again, by accident) before being able to damage other people or property.
Probably.
But… they’re still dangerous. Idiots and cowards can be quite deadly if they have the weapons and the attitude.
It’s you.
Re: “Ogrrre: I would have loved a Hunter/Thompson ticket.”
I’ll bet you would have loved a Hunter S Thompson/Ralph Steadman ticket even more, but unfortunately, death has intervened.
Fred was the next best thing, beingalivewise.
This thread is cracking me up and I don’t even know what half of you are talking about.
Gary Ruppert said…
The fact is, liberals are so full of hate they can’t see reality, facts, logic or anything. There is not reasoned debate with a liberals, they are mentally ill.
link
It is strange. “Gary Ruppert” has learned to simply mirror the mockery we give to the right wing back at us. But his mirror is so cracked that it just looks absurd.
First time I’ve ever found anything from that crowd even infinitesimally funny. But now my world feels kinda, I dunno, tawdry.
Yeah. Because what they find so absurd about Ron Paul is that he sounds vaguely like us.
There’s an entire pollitical interest group nobody’s exploited–the Dead-Americans. I bet they would have voted for Thompson in a minute, with the corpse of Ronald Regan as his running mate.
Think of the potential. NIxon/Elvis. Burke/Buckley. Abbott/Costello.
I’d vote for Zombie FDR
So they don’t think Romney, former head of Bain Capital, is a capitalist? And Fred, actor/lobbyist, is?
For dealing with an intruder at the distances that exist inside a typical home, a reasonably well-aimed .22 is probably just as effective as anything else and has the added advantages of being less likely to bust up nearby crockery or to disturb the neighbors who may, when disturbed, converge on your home with their Sigs and Tokarevs. Much safer to just have a laugh about it with them in the morning.
OTOH – for thwarting full-scale assaults on the exterior perimeter, you can’t do much better than a coupla bunkers with mini-guns, which are also good for cutting down trees that might spoil your view. Y’know, dual-purpose tools are always good.
Just sayin’.
Au contraire. The Republican Angry Party in general and Rudy Ghooliani in particular regularly summon the dead killed on Sept 11th, 2001 and make them into a silent army of supporters.
Fortunately the dead can’t speak because it would be embarrassing to have one’s supporters shouting “Fuck you!” the whole time.
I apologize for the OT-ness, but speaking of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, there’s a somewhat awesome flame war going on over there right now if you guys haven’t seen it already. Apparently they are calling out Lord Spatula for being an idiotic, pathetic, angry little shit (they keep reminding him about Reverend Mykeru). Not for being a bigot who hates gays and Muslims, but you gotta take what you can get.
It starts here.
And then they moved most of it over here.
Long, but well worth a read.
The fall of Fred Thompson will set off a world economic meltdown and the final collapse of civilization, plunging the planet into the horror of a new Dark Age.
Oh come on… it’s not like he’s Chuck Norris, f’r chrissakes.
American–WOW! A whole new nest of bigoted creeps I’d never run into online! WhoooBoy! I couldn’t make it through it all, but I was really amused by the comment of GuyS. I don’t know how to do the official quote thingie in here yet, but here’s most of it:
“When will the crybabies out there get it? You wish to seek/follow a lifestyle out side of the accepted norms…yet you want all the same perks? Sorry, it ain’t gonna happen. (marriage for example) You want to portray yourself(s) as being persecuted and victims? Then either offer up real proof or STFU!
Yes, you have the *right* to be who and be with whom you want, as long as you are both adults and agree to same. But I also have the *right* to at least personally disagree with your choice in as much as I don’t chose to follow that life style. And no amount of pressure is going to change that. If anything it is going to push me further towards intolerance.
And then go and desecrate the tenants of the mainstream religious thought in this country (and a large part of the western world/civilization)? To try and gain acceptance and understanding???!!! What were/are you thinking???!!! (And send me some of the s**t you’re smoking….cause it has to be some outstanding stuff!!)”
Then I noticed that his image is the seal of the US Navy and got curious and clicked on his name, which led me to his blog, Snugg Harbor….ROFL…..all this from a class-A homophobe too!
Dang, thanks for the tip American. I think I’ll have a little tea party in this harbor for a while. Anyone wanna come?
Nevermind….stick to the gay bashing thread. The harbor sucks. In an unfunny way, I mean.
Wow. People are living in mainstream religious thought. Man, the housing crisis is even worse than I thought.
Personally, I’d rather sleep on a steam grate.
Thank you, American Eyes.
Good to see poor old Lord Spatula is still editing other peoples posts, still being a chicken shit and still being one of the most amusing morons on the internets.
“The Dead Have Risen and Are voting republican”
-Bart Simpson
in th episode “sideshow bob Roberts”
You know, to worship the markets as passionately as these GOP idiots do, you’d think they would have at least some vague sense of how they work and what affects them. Or perhaps like some ancient Greek cults they view the markets as Mysteries that only the initiatied are allowed to understand and no one is allowed to question…
Good Christians all…
I’d vote for Zombie FDR
why vote for a fake zombie, when you can have a real one, vote Mitt…..
Fellow Americans:
I come before you to say a few inspiring words and accept this award. This chit, as you call it, will be treasured forever, if I don’t use it for an idiocy offset. Wear your seat belt, don’t run with scissors, and drink your milk.
lobbey–
“why vote for a fake zombie, when you can have a real one, vote Mitt…..”
”
Just one question. Why a chit and not real cash?
Try this link, Lobbey…
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