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  • ein vol ein reich ein bag von cheetos (2)

I swear by all that is ungodly and unholy, I will never stop laughing at this book.

 

Comments: 99

 
 
 

Ein Volk, ein Reich, eine Tüte Cheetos!

 
 

I swear by all that is ungodly and unholy, I will never stop laughing at this book.

Well, that just demonstrates what a fascist you are. Which is, indeed, central to his point.

 
Tim (the other one)
 

“I swear by all that is ungodly and unholy, I will never stop laughing at this book.”

Sadly, I’m counting on that !

 
 

“franco loved npr” gets my vote

 
 

Another good one: “jonah made a poopie”

 
 

I’m still laughing at “Two Laplanders and a dog.”

 
 

Result #8 when searching “liberal fascism” on Google:

Urban dictionary: fuckwad.

That is teh funnay.

 
 

You moonbats just can’t handle that Jonah speaks the truth.

Here’s another classic example. Liberals just hate capitalism. For example, they want to outlaw incandescant light bulbs.

In the way, the Jews in Nazi Germany got off easy, because they were allowed to use whatever light bulbs they wanted. Not even Hitler went that far, you facist nutjobs.

 
 

I also blame liberals for all my typos.

Well played you wily bastards, but those of us who love America will triumph.

 
 

I encourage everyone to register just to add tags.

Funniest goddamn “review”:

I bought this book to spite you liberal fascists who want to control what people think….Keep up those 1 star ratings coming, for books you don’t buy, and I will be glad to purchase them.

I’m tempted to bankrupt this idiot with suggestions.

 
 

C’mon, you guys – sure, it’s easy to make fun, but…

Well, that’s it, actually. So damned easy…

 
 

Hmmm, control what people think? Sounds like organized religion. Yes, those damn liberals trying to change school curriculums and make us believe all kinds of nonsense. Oh, wait…

 
 

Hey, not to inject a serious question while you guys are tagging young Mr. Goldbrick as a “cheetohawk”, but …

The whole point of the Pantloadicon is that liberals/progressives have whitewashed over the fascist underpinnings that they have in common with, you know, actual fascists, right?

But American liberals, by virtue of the southern wing of the Democratic party, were complicit in a century of horrible racism from the end of the Civil War up through the Civil Rights movement. We don’t deny this. Rather, we hold it up as an example of what not to do.

Assuming that Jonah is correct, why do we whitewash a legacy of fascism while publicly repudiating a legacy of racism?

 
Jesus Smells Like Shit
 

This sentence is central to my point, which is central to this sentence. This is the second sentence of this comment, which bears little relation to the preceding sentence, except for this clause, which is central to my point.

 
 

If it’s ok to tagwhore here – my contribution was “right wing mama’s boys”.

And, here’s an oldy but goodie – a bit of a podcast I made in 2005 for Jonah and Operation Yellow Elephant

And, with a humble bow to the Muse, Thalia, I’m leaving now. It’s in my eyes. There’s no disguising it.

 
 

But American liberals, by virtue of the southern wing of the Democratic party, were complicit in a century of horrible racism from the end of the Civil War up through the Civil Rights movement. We don’t deny this. Rather, we hold it up as an example of what not to do.

You can’t be serious.

Tagging this one “Never heard of Strom Thrumond.”

 
 

Don’t equate Democrats with Liberals. The Democratic party has changed a lot since its inception. Certainly the Southern Dems of yesteryear were not (mostly) what we call progressive or liberal. These days most liberals are Democrats, but the D party doesn’t represent us very well, and we criticize it loudly and at length. Its just better than the Repugs, but not good enough–yet.

 
 

Assuming that Jonah is correct

[collapses on carpet, mind blown]

 
 

Where the Hell did the phrase, “central to my point” come from anyway? It’s a clause that indicates that the preceding is somehow in the middle of (“central to”) the crux of the argument.

In describing something that doesn’t have dimensions (a thought, specifically Jonah’s thought) with language used in geometry, it seems that Mr. Glodberg is trying to fluff his argument. Jonah’s arguments can have a center, and therefore dimension, and hence a property that most thoughts do not have.

In addition, Mr. Glodberg asserts that his thoughts are also something even more. Jonah claims his arguments can be “strengthened.” Does he mean ‘strengthened’ in the biological sense (weight lifting, exercising, etc), and hence making his thoughts anthropomorphic? Or does he mean ‘strengthened’ in a purely physical sense, such as adding steel girders to strengthen a bridge?

 
 

“1 star because zero stars isnt an option”

Jesus, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

 
 

Yeah, I understand that the Southern Dems weren’t liberal in any sense. There was a marriage of convenience between liberal Dems and southern Dems that basically amounted to looking the other way. My point was that FDR-era Dems knew that a substantial part of their electoral coalition was made up of racist fuckwads. It wasn’t something they were willing to confront.

The real thing I was trying to convey was that the liberal/progressive movement doesn’t have a history of whitewashing unpleasant facts … the unsavory racial history of the Dems in this regard seemed like an apt example … perhaps not so much.

Some of the early progressives were advocates of eugenics … we don’t whitewash that. It’s a fact. Why would we only whitewash fascism?

 
 

I like “used for 35 cents in 1 month.”

 
 

When I was a kid, and we still had vinyl records, we had this thing called “the cutout bin”. These were records so worthless that the store actually cut a bit out of one corner of the cover, then sold it for some shamefully low price (low enough for me to afford it, and I was fucking broke).

This “book” belongs in something that aspires to be the cutout bin.

 
 

…maybe a bin where you put the corners that have been cut out?

 
 

I like “used for 35 cents in 1 month.”

I did notice that the price has already started falling.

My contribution, of course, was “pantload opus”.

 
 

All snark aside for a moment…

Can anyone recommend a few non-wingnutty books on international relations? If our Hosenschatzi has taught me nothing, it’s that the US is veritably inundated with wingnuts with degrees in polisci pretending to have a grasp on international relations hehe.

Thanks!

 
 

Where the Hell did the phrase, “central to my point” come from anyway?

From the very book itself.

 
 

…maybe a bin where you put the corners that have been cut out?

Perhaps, or maybe even a step below that. Maybe in a bin with books that have been dropped in the bathtub. Or the ones that the public library sells for a quarter each, on a table that no one is watching very closely.

 
 

Shalom, gentlemen.

 
 

Hello my liberal friends, I just finished reading the introduction to Jonah’s outstanding book Liberal Fascism.

So far, I agree with everything he says, it is true as he says that modern American liberalism is the “estranged niece” of classical fascism.

Both liberalism and fascsim believe in state control of the economy, the state replacing traditional religion, the state being involved in areas best left to the individual such as smoking, nutrition and health.

Both liberalism and fascism enact speech codes at college campuses and other areas, support strict racial quotas and force people not to smoke, litter, eat transfats or do any other amount of things that is non ot the state’s business.

So yes, so far so good, I give Jonah Goldberg two thumbs up for trying to place fascism and its crimes in the camp it belongs, the leftwing of the political spectrum.

 
 

I had to add E pluribus cheeto…

 
 

6:24, 6:29 – does it really take you 5 minutes to switch identities, SaulBooger?

 
 

The truth is as I said before, I am not saul, however both myself, Saul, Gary Ruppert and Kevin are Patriots who love God and Country.

 
 

Hey! Let’s have a “Who’s Dumber?” contest!

Saul, Bastion, give it your best shot!

Make Mama proud.

 
 

it is true as he says that modern American liberalism is the “estranged niece” of classical fascism.

Well, no, Booger, actually that was Cousin Estelle’s little daughter, but she was adopted? Cause she was her first husband’s little girl from his second marriage. Only she then went on to marry Efrem, he was Dalton’s nephew from over by Corsicana? So then she married into that wing of our family.

If you come over to Mawmaw’s next Sunday after services, I know that Cousin Estelle would be delighted to go over it in the family Bible with you.

 
 

Those tags are getting creative. Um, what is the translation of the German?

 
 

Liberals, smoking, economy, walla walla ding dong!

Taxes, quotas, business, shama shoma la laa!

Government, nutrition, religion, jaaaaaaa bwa bwa!

 
 

Dagnabit, I was able to keep track of the trolls here. Now I can’t tell if their trolls or a regular impersonating the troll for purposes of mockery. The mockery is hilarious by the way. Keep it coming whoever.

 
 

Jonah also correctly points out that Mussolini and Hitler were influenced by American progressives such as Woodrow Wilson and other liberals such as W.E.B. Dubois praised the nazis for their economic system.

Hitler, Himmler and the nazis also tired to force vegetarianism and animal rights down the throats of the German people much in the same manner that modern day American liberals try here.

 
 

Some of the early progressives were advocates of eugenics … we don’t whitewash that. It’s a fact. Why would we only whitewash fascism?

If you are a real progressive you should already know our secret reasons for whitewashing our fascist past, while flagellating ourselves three times daily for having white skin. That is, unless your chip is broken – or you haven’t gone through reeducation yet. I would contact Michael Moore, he should be able to get you in touch with Grand Master Soros.

 
 

Sholam, gentleman.

I believe I am clearly MUCH dumber than my friend Bastion Booger from Texas who I go (checks notes) DEER hunting with. (My consisteny proves we are both real and neither of us is the other one.)

 
 

Dagoril: Can anyone recommend a few non-wingnutty books on international relations?

I can recommend one, Diplomacy Lessons: Realism for an Unloved Superpower by John Brady Kiesling.

Rather than some sort of think-tanky wankfest, its a sort of lessons-learned by a 20 year veteran of the US diplomatic corps (who, incidentally, had the good sense and moral character to resign his post in protest of the then-impending US invasion of Iraq). Kiesling’s no-nonsense discussion of power, legitimacy, nationalism, and how all these factors bear on international relations is a real eye-opener. Hell, it revolutionized how I think about domestic politcs. Give it a gander.

 
 

In other news (scroll to bottom):

Rudy Giuliani to Unveil ‘Largest Tax Cut’ in American History

Details of the plan are still emerging, but the campaign says it will include a $3,500-per-person deduction, and deductions for health care, home mortgage payments, charity contributions, and local and state taxes, as well as a $1,000-per-child tax credit.

Then a 10 percent tax would be assessed on the first $40,000 earned, 15 percent on $40,000 to $150,000 earned and 30 percent on $150,000 earned and above.

Man, he’s really outdoing it.

 
 

No, I dumber on account of I can right spell facsism nine ot of 17 tims and also plus on account ot I can say things after Jonha Glodbrg and clim I cn reed the WHOLE FIRST CHAPTER IN INE DAY.

 
Worst. President. Ever.
 

Hitler, Himmler and the nazis also tired to force vegetarianism and animal rights down the throats of the German people much in the same manner that modern day American liberals try here.

Yeah, and all us liberals cried at the Nuremburg trials when those poor Nazis got death sentences for their vegetarianism and animal rights work.

 
 

Then a 10 percent tax

You know he so wanted a 9.11% base rate.

 
 

Shorter Giuliani: “Vote for me and when I’m President I’ll send you a check for $911”

 
 

The truth is, all the negative, hater one star reviews made by biased liberals in a pitiful attempt to silence balanced, reasoned discourse about the real issue of Liberal Fascism, have been deleted. It appears that Amazon is finally making amends for its noted leftwing bias and realizing who its biggest customers are. Liberals go get books at a tax supported, left-wing biased library. Here in the heartland, hard-working, self reliant conservatives who can provide and think for themselves make individual choices to purchase books with facts in them like this.

 
 

Saul just moved into first place.

But Bastion may surprise us … by saying something not as stupid as usual.

 
 

Liberals also try to shove gayness down our throats in the name of tolerance. Gay is not a race, people. It is an unnatural abberation and disease that too many gays and their liberal friends think is a gift.

 
 

Saul, if you really want to win this, why don’t tell us all about how your Sadly, Yes Web site worked out?

The first time you were talking about that was killer!

 
 

I’m curious about something liberals, I’m serious about this.

How come alot of liberals don’t like Hillary Clinton? I know why I dislike her and why other Conservatives dislike her, because her policies are too liberal and close to european socialism for our tastes.

Why is it though that alot of libs don’t like her though? Is she not liberal enough?

 
 

Saul has taken a commanding lead.

Come on, Bastion! Tell us all about how much Fred Thompson is like Ronald Reagan! And say it as if it mattered if it was even true!

 
 

It is true that the homosexual agenda is a plague amongst Western Civilization. Gays are a bunch of godless heathens who should be condemned just like pedophiles and rapists. Homosexuality is like a cancer that eats away at the moral fabric of a society.

 
 

I thought the admins had gotten rid of these repellant trolls. They are so boring and dumb, not even worth parodying. I get tired of skipping Saul, Bast, and g (for goober I suppose) Bleah.

 
 

Hmm. I am amused again by the bleating of liberal sheep and hippies, who in their sensationalist materialist fashion, defend the butchers of history by attacking a master of facts without any of their own. Typical. When the military coup comes (January 09 if the Dems win), I will laugh at your naivety as you are hauled off to camp.

 
 

Rudy Giuliani to Unveil ‘Largest Tax Cut’ in American History

Early names for this tax cut include “The Pander” and “The Last Ditch”.

Giuliani noted, “I faced a bigger obstacle on September the Eleventh, Two-Thousand and One. Or Nine-Eleven for short.”

 
 

Bastion, your Hillary question is not even registering on the Dumb-o-meter.

Call her Hitlery!

It’s so cute when you conservatives say things like that. As if it means anything.

 
 

Can we institute a regular open troll thread, then ignore them everywhere else? They can be fun pets, but they breed like crazy.

 
 

Liberals are defending the butchers of history? You got, like, an example? You know, a citation? Or do conservatives never use examples because that is, by default, the realm of the liberal?

 
 

Can we institute a regular open troll thread, then ignore them everywhere else?

Well, there’s always this old standby.

 
 

Shalom.

 
 

Liberals are the true fascists. Why is it that moonbats always equate Hitler and his ilk to the Right?

Jonah has proven that leftwing “academics” have knowingly slandered the Right by lieing about were the nazis were on the political spectrum.

 
 

Good try, Osher, but you’re lacking in the really blatant asshattery that characterizes the really dumb conservative trolls that our judges prefer.

But you’re on the board! Just keep trying!

Quote Thomas Sowell! That’s always good for a few points.

 
 

Then a 10 percent tax would be assessed on the first $40,000 earned, 15 percent on $40,000 to $150,000 earned and 30 percent on $150,000 earned and above.

Oh.

Well, alrighty then.

RUDY ’08!!

mikey

 
Tim (the other one)
 

“There was a marriage of convenience between liberal Dems and southern Dems that basically amounted to looking the other way. My point was that FDR-era Dems knew that a substantial part of their electoral coalition was made up of racist fuckwads. It wasn’t something they were willing to confront.”

Speaking on a strictly political level, I’d say you answered your own question here.

 
 

That’s good, Bastion. Lots of points for you, considering the only people comparing anybody to fascists are you and Jonah comparing liberals to the Nazis.

Oh! Look, I have an example! I’ll just link to something in Jonah’s book “Liberal Fascism” and … oh, I don’t have to link anything. I just have to repeat the title of the book!

 
 

get tired of skipping Saul, Bast, and g (for goober I suppose)

I am deeply hurt, Fozetti. Perhaps my sarcasm indicator light has burned out.

 
 

You got me so upset I forgot to turn off the italics tag. Sniff.

 
 

Homosexuality is like a cancer that eats away at the moral fabric of a society.

Umm… a few things you should know.
1) That isn’t cancer, just a bad case of herpes.
2) Those weren’t homosexuals in the bathroom stalls, those were other Christian Patriots.
3) This is why schools need to teach sex-ed.

 
 

Is that what Fozzetti’s “g” means? I thought Fozzetti was shortening some longer name, as with “Bast.” Is g is supposed to be g? I really hope not.

 
Typical Republican
 

Hey! Can I get in on this?

Freedom isn’t free!

Dirty fucking hippies hate America.

Jane Fonda is a bitch who should be killled.

John Kerry is a flip-flopper but Mitt Romney is just a guy who changed his mind a little.

Liberals hate the troops!

We have to destroy our party in in order to save it.

The homosexual agenda wants to embarrass Republican politicians who try to pick up guys in public restroom.

Liberals. Hmf.

 
 

Thanks kingubu, I’ll check it out, looks interesting!

 
 

Howdy, y’all.

 
 

The truth is, just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered BY ANY MINORITY IN HISTORY, EVER.

 
Tim (the other one)
 

“the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians.”

This is going to be the fight of the century. Places people !!!!

 
 

OOooh, scarey!!! Hugh, be careful you don’t piss yourself.

 
 

The fact is, liberals want nothing more than to dissolve trade unions, arrest socialist and liberal leaders, annex the Sudetenland, and invade Poland. Leftwing “intallectuals” will claim this is wrong but this is because they cannot argue with this argument and they hate facts and Baby Jesus and Ronald Reagan.

 
 

Mock all you like, but the simple truth is that homosexuals are always trying to destroy and corrupt good Christians because they are intolerant of all that is good. This is why they parade down my street, in front of my kids, with their assless leather chaps and their black leather hats (that look like something Nazis would wear) and their muscular, waxed chests. It makes me so ANGRY. I just want to run out there and grab them in a full nelson or a scissor lock until they submit, just like any red-blooded patriot would do.

 
 

Dear Hugh Jass and Typical Republican,

The contest is only for real conservatives making fools of themselves.

Your efforts are appreciated and often quite amusing, and if either of you is a real conservative who is confusing me with your good spelling and grammar, I aplogize.

Now, BB, Saul, that narrows the field! Who wants it more!

 
 

can’t this site attract a better class of troll?

 
 

What’s the prize in this contest?

 
Gavin smells like shit
 

The fact is, you liberals have no facts only lies and distortions.

 
 

Thing is, the trolls repeat themselves so much, they ought to just code the phrases, to make it easier to type. The post above could be easily shortened to “32”.

 
Innocent Bystander
 

Just wondering….would Prescott Bush have been considered the #1 liberal in Congress when he was fronting the Nazi money interests in the US before WW2?

This new tax plan by Rudi could start the stampede to the bottom. Will Thompson counter with a 50% tax cut for everyone? Ron Paul tops that with a “0” tax plan? Then Mitt trumps all with a negative tax plan! The ultimate Republican fiscal policy. The USG will pay you to declare income! The more you make….the more they pay! FREE MONEY!!!!!!! WE’LL ALL BE RICH!!!!!

 
 

Guys –

I’ve been trying to add Bastion et al. to the Greasemonkey – Pie script file, and maybe my n00b is showing, but that little bugger just keeps showing up. Any help here? This is really starting to get unpleasant. I feel like I’m plowing through a turgid pond of mingled barf and congealed oatmeal; every time I think there’s a decent discussion going on in a thread, The Flying Numbnut Monkey starts screeching and I pretty much click out & lose interest.

What am I missing in customizing the script? I clicked to open it, tried cut&pasting the sourcefile and adding the saul/bastion/smellslike names to it – to no avail.

 
 

With this tax plan, Rudy will go from The Mayor of 9/11 to the Tax Collector of $9.11.

 
 

Thankfully it was people like Jonah Goldberg and not those liberal fascist commies and lefties who had to teach all those dirty pre-hippies that the Southern Democratic party had something to do with racism.

I think we can all remember the famous Tax Freedom Rider buses filled with conservative Republicans which arrived into the South to ride along with African Americans in the 1960s. I can still see them now, marching across the bridges of Alabama, or facing the firehoses with their “No Big Government” banners and “Stop the Commies” placards.

 
 

I’ve been trying to add Bastion et al. to the Greasemonkey – Pie script file, and maybe my n00b is showing, but that little bugger just keeps showing up. Any help here?

The list of names is comma-separated; case-sensitive; and it doesn’t seem to like spaces after a comma (or to put it another way, if there is a space after the comma, then Greasemonkey assumes that the space is part of the name itself , which is usually not the case). So you want something like this:

GM_setValue(‘trolls’, ‘Saul,saul,Bastion,mikey smells’);

 
 

Homosexuality is like a cancer that eats away at the moral fabric of a society.
One thing that does eat away at moral fabric – or most other fabrics come to that – is nitrating acid. Kids, when you’re making high explosives at home, wear your second-best clothes.
Nitrating acid might not eat away at a 50/50 fabric of wool and rayon, but I’m not allowed to wear that, on account of my strict observance of the moral code laid down in Leviticus.

 
Ron Paul Supporter
 

The most important freedom is the freedom to own niggers!

How DARE that nanny-state RINO, Abraham Lincoln, violate our freedoms that way!

Doesn’t he know that big gubmint meddling in the economy is always destructive??

 
 

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ein vol ein reich ein bag von cheetos (3)

On the tag page there is a list at the bottom “Other books that should be tagged with ‘ein vol ein reich ein bag von cheetos’?”. And it includes an offering by Mark “The Human” Steyn (“America Alone: The End of the World as We Know It”).

Needless to say, I responded ‘Yes’.

 
 

the goddamn tag editor wouldn’t let me put the K back in “volk” when i caught it, every time i thought i fixed it slid back to the f**king typo. though in the name of the sort of personal responsibility you’ll never actually see a wingnut take even as much as they proclaim their belief in the concept, i should have caught it before i hit the “Enter” key.

 
Lucianne Goldberg
 

OK! I admit it! I pinched off turds that had more brains than my son Jonah! I’m only sorry I flushed them and kept him.

God forgive me for having unprotected sex that night!

 
 

Saul, Saul, Saul. We don’t want to shove our gayness down your throat! I speak for myself, of course, but I’m sure my brethren in the gay mafia similarly have too much respect for ourselves. Besides, Lord only knows where your throat has been.

 
 

I think you’re all being too harsh on Mr Pantload’s excellent work. It seems to have been very well received by Amazon reviewers. Why, there was only one one-star rating when I visited its page.

 
 

[…] Jonah Goldberg’s footnotes. 11 01 2008 I’ve been having way too much fun reading posts at Sadly No! and Orcinus making fun of Jonah Goldberg’s new book, Liberal Fascism.  As Brad at Sadly No! put it: […]

 
 

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