I’m not sure which look works better for him; the early 2007 malevolent redneck serial murderer or the late 2007 malevolent Fred Flintstone.

True story: Yesterday a guy walked into a bookshop in Alice Springs, a town of 25,000 people in the middle of the Australian outback. He took out a pen and scribbled in at least 8 Stephen King novels before he was noticed by other customers and walked out.

The manager followed him into a supermarket. It was Stephen King.

Now this stuff is more my speed than the whole Chinese trade policy thread.

I think that’s poker pro Howard Lederer after ingesting Stephen King.

Schumbudy bhringh me a bukkit.

but sir, it is wafer thin.

May I just say that the walrus portrayed in the provided link is a very big walrus.

LOL Hitch

Hmmm, it’d be topical for me to add an Althouse one to my queue, wouldn’t it?

May I just say that the walrus portrayed in the provided link is a very big walrus.

Nohnohnohnoh

Teh “walruz” n teh lynk iz an ELEFANT SEEL!!!

Don purpetuait teh lies!!!

P.S. Hav u evr walkd n a mal dresd as n elefant seel?

Man, that Wingnut Face Mullet is severely overgrown.

That beard has Miyazaki’s Yupa written all over it.

Only malevolent. Like Johnny sed.

“I has a bukit”

How does he do it? Does it get any funnier than that? Hey Daily Show, you’d have to be crazy not to hire this guy as a writer! Just look at the nuggets of pure comedic genius this guy casually tosses out on a daily basis, like so much popcorn!

How does Gavin come up with such fresh and witty material so damn consistently? Its almost like he has a secret formula! Which isn’t to say that his work is formulaic and repetitive, of course.

Keep it up Gavin! This formulai…er, this unfathomable variety of almos…er, scratch that, incredibly funny one liners will NEVER get old. Don’t even think about doing anything else. This is pure comedy gold. Just keep mining that vein, bro. It’ll never run out.

LOL!

You know what else will never get old? Stalking Gavin like a prepubescent tweaker! AWESOME.

I haz a fan!

Thanks morefilling! LOL!

Its great to be appreciated and to know that people are really followng your work.

Tweeeaaakkkk!

Keep it up Gavin! This formulai…er, this unfathomable variety of almos…er, scratch that, incredibly funny one liners will NEVER get old. Don’t even think about doing anything else. This is pure comedy gold. Just keep mining that vein, bro. It’ll never run out.

Back so soon?

Dude! LOLmodels!

Dude, I wouldn’t want to take any risk at all that you might stop doing the LOLcons. That would just be a crime against the blogosphere. So I feel it is my duty really to give you daily encouragement to please never stop with the LOLcons. I live for them. Its like, I gotta see the Daily Show and I gotta see the LOLcons. I gotta get my daily fix. These two things set the standard for lefty comedic culture on the web today.

Well, Gav, if you want to get rid of our returned friend, all you really need to do is reinstate the captcha. He’ll never find his way back.

LOL!

I haz ip capcha!

LOL!

I didn’t get the LOL stuff at first, and it took me while to appreciate it. Prob because I can’t figure out my text messaging stuff on my phone. How do U make a space?

tasteless can has another coffee

“tasteless can has another coffee”

for me to piss on you!

LOL!

U haz invizible gold shower!

LOL!

Jon Marie has ip capcha A-to-M and sitz on tasteless johnson! To poop on! Then Jon Marie haz rychus lip squeegee, LOL! For Gavin to poop on! LOL!

LOL!

Jon Marie has ip capcha A-to-M and sitz on tasteless johnson! To poop on! Then Jon Marie haz rychus lip squeegee, LOL! For Gavin to poop on!

LOL!

Um, how nice for you.

Listen, please go away. And by that I mean, please don’t jump up and down being like, “I do not have to go away LOLOLOL!” for like five hours, but instead skip to the next step of being tired of doing that and just neglecting to say anything.

As in, do something else. Watch TV, play XBox, the world’s your oyster.

For me to piss on!

LOL!

Silly tasteless. Robots can’t piss.

But I haz ip captcha???!!!

You haz shour of gold? Shure you haz shour of gold, huzzy!

LOL!

For me to piss on!

LOL!

Ass. Booger. Pee-pee.

Heh-heh. LOLOLOL.

You haz shour of gold? Shure you haz shour of gold, huzzy!

LOL!

Heh heh.

Urine, behind, underwear.

Penis. LOLOLOL.

Heh heh.

Oh yeah?

I haz bukit, bucko!

To piss in!

LOL!

Shorter tasteless: You want trolls? I’ll show you a troll!

Now that’s the first witty and perceptive thing I’ve heard around here in a long time

Well, you have pretty much been talking to yourself.

oh there’s been plenty o’ troll chum

By his fixation with all things copro- and urophiliac, we shall know him: Looks like Ace decided to join in under a pseud.

Hi, Tasteless Ace! How’re those water sports workin’ out for ya?

How else?

swimmingly!

LOL!

Coming from Casey the Coprophage that’s classic!

LOL!

Uh-oh! Don’t let tasteless see this: “LOLCats have swept the nation. So much so, they’re sort of over,” @ t4toby’s link.
And tasteless: Do you prefer long, impenetrable posts on the economics & human rights implications of trade w/ China (which no amount of posting will solve, sadly) or a bit of humor? P. S.: Enjoyable as it is here, there are other plces in the t0õbze. Don’t let your browser hit you on the way out.

I enjoy baseball and jesus and long walks in the park…….to piss on!

I also enjoy a bit of humor, which is why I so love LOLcons! Cause if yer lookin for a “bit” of humor, rather than, say, a “chunk” of humor or a “lot” of humor, then LOLcons are where its at, baby! Each one is prepackaged with trace quantities of residual humor!

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