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Shorter Warner Todd “I Has A Bucket”* Huston
Electing Obama A Slap In The Face To Muslims Everywhere?
Above: Totally looked better
with the cookie scrubber
- Hey, here’s one (ahem): I truly regret mentioning the fact that Barack Obama is a Muslim, for all men are indeed brethren to me; but is it wise for America to elect a man who, as an apostate — heh heh, wait for it — is marked for immediate death by the hate-maddened Islamic murder religion?
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
* Q.v.
Felix Moronia said,
January 10, 2008 at 6:52
Say what?
fardels bear said,
January 10, 2008 at 6:53
LIke Dinesh, Huston’s advice is, “Cave to the Islamofascistmuslim hordes! Do what he say! Do what he say!”
norbizness said,
January 10, 2008 at 6:53
I’ve done the Howard Lederer and Paul Sorvino having a child together joke, right? Sorry, checking the old thread, I had Howard Lederer eating Stephen King. So many goddamn Howard Lederer jokes out there.
Felix Moronia said,
January 10, 2008 at 6:55
I read about two paragraphs of that screed and had to quit. I love the toobz but gavin; from now on I’m going to let you venture into that muck. Bleech!
Smut Clyde said,
January 10, 2008 at 6:59
I has a trebucket!
Completely OT, but I’ve been wanting to say that for a long time. Indeed, TICTMP.
InsaneInTheCheneyBrain said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:03
cookie scrubber? please tell me you’re using cookie literally.
J— said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:07
TICT MP, baby. Tict to the m to the p.
saul said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:08
Shalom, gentlemen.
Bastion Booger said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:08
homosexual = pedophile
Some Guy said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:08
Concern trolling for the feelings of the ragheads? I guess we’re in full swing of “Say anything. Do Anything. Win.” mode for the wingnuts.
maddie said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:09
Everyday I read this site and the wingnut crap and think, “Jeebus Christ! What a world we are living in.”
There’s too much wingnuteese in that column for me to comment on, so I’ll just focus on the somewhat-petty-but-always-salient wingnut grammer/spelling issues: “none-the-less”???? *sigh*
Seriously, what *is* it with the spelling and grammar with these folks. Is it all the homeschooling?
saul said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:10
Truth is, liberals will do anything to surrender to the terrorists, including voting against their own interests, for Dems who are de facto weak on security and will not hold the line, secure the borders or lock up traiters and seditionists. We need the laws on the books about this to be enforced, to keep us safe and to show those libscum they can be disposed of very easily. I am proud to be an American.
Worst. President. Ever. said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:11
Hey! I’ve got a cool idea for next year after President Hitlery is elected and us good old liberal fascists get to totally rewrite the laws of the land, forcing our gay abortions and vegetarian health food upon a helpless population..
How cool is this? What if we made it iso without any habeus corpus, Health Enforcement Squads would be able to snatch fat fuckers like Warner Todd right off the street, check their BMI and if it’s too high, just put ‘em straight into Diet Camp?
He’d be all like “Let me out, let me out! I want a sammich.”
And we’d be like, “Nyah, nyah, can’t hear you, brother… call us when your pant size is in the thirties.”
maddie said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:11
GAH! I mispelled “grammar” in my second sentence above! I’m pwned!
Bastion Booger said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:12
Barrack Obama is a black racsist whose “church” supports black seperatism.
If a White Man running for President belonged to a church that believed such things about the White Race you liberals would cry racsism and you know it!
suedehead said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:12
Sometimes a cookie is just a cookie. But not in this case. Now I have THAT image seared onto my frontal lobe.
Also, if this is a vote then I give thumbs-up to Todds’ KKKrazy, ‘Merka-lovin’ Apple Dumplin’ Princess pose.
mikey said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:13
Those goddam muslims.
Always tryin to….
Um…
MOM?
mikey
9iu11iani, Rudy said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:14
I am not afraid to debate Osam.. Obama, a muslim man. Now, there was this one time in my life that I was afraid. Can you guess it?
Gavin M. said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:14
Okay, Saul and the other troll is too much at once.
You two need to figure out who’s on duty tonight.
HTML Mencken said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:14
eeep. I was just working on a different WTH piece. Be done w/it in a little bit.
Gavin M. said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:15
It’s Hustonpalooza!
Bastion Booger said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:16
Gavin if you don’t shut up I’ll call all my buddies at the Free Republic over here. We’d all have one hell of a time!
g said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:18
banning time.
Worst. President. Ever. said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:20
Good idea, Booger, but why don’t you go play with your Freeper friends over at their place? You could have a nice circle jerk.
Gavin M. said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:20
Oh, that would be unprecedented.
suedehead said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:20
Isn’t ‘black racist’ sorta like jumbo shrimp or civil war? or cocksuckin’ homophobe? Oh, that one doesn’t really work does it?
lemuel pitkin said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:20
Best loclat ever. But it reminds me:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POORMAN?
Gavin M. said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:23
Not only that, what happened to Sifu Tweety? This is, like, our chance to pick him up as a closing pitcher.
Bastion Booger said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:23
Jonah was right about another thing, libeals always exuse black racsism as “only” multi-culturalism. Where as they accuse Whites who are proud of their Race and Country of being racsist, when in reality we are just Patriots.
mikey said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:24
Shorter Booger: (Now there’s some words I never thought I’d type together!)
I do TOO know some other dudes on my WoW server who will hang out with me. Sometimes. If I give them money….
mikey
the_millionaire_lebowski said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:31
The last post at the institute was titled, “This Blog Sucks.” It was up for about a day and then the whole site was down. You can find Sifu commenting over at Unfogged.
The Editors is probably gone. Sucks. Two of my three favorite blogs have disappeared into the Google-cached ether (the one remaining being here, and the other two being Billmon’s Whiskey Bar and The Poorman Institute).
Oh well, was excellent when it lasted.
pedestrian said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:32
I dabbled in a lot of creeds in my day, but I think I would remember accepting a mantle. Will radical bent muslims still want a shooting war? I was practically a womb baby
Hoosier X said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:32
Bastion won the dumbest award last thread HANDS DOWN!
But that was only the first round!
Bastion and Saul are both off to good starts.
Who wants it more?
g said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:34
Two of my three favorite blogs have disappeared into the Google-cached ether
Yeah, I also have to mourn the loss of Steve Gilliard.
Gavin M. said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:35
Yeah, Saul. Are you going to be aced out by this greenhorn newcomer?
Dagoril said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:40
As obsessed as the pukes are with people speaking murrikan english, you’d think they themselves would like, take the time to, erm, learn it. Or something. Whatever it is, it is in fact central to my point.
And welcome back Bastion of Buggery! You still smell like poo.
O'Brien said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:44
One thing that I’m always noticing about the difference between liberals and conservatives is that a liberal will quote a real statement by a conservative and then discuss the real, live statement. And that way you notice whether the quote is made by a nutcase living under a freeway overpass or an influential pundit or the president.
On the other hand a conservative will say something like:
but they won’t have any citations, so you don’t know if it was a Senator or a commentator on CNN or Al Sharpton or if it’s just something the average conservative pulls out of his butt on a regular basis.
This is what is known as a straw man argument, where, instead of actually engaging your opponent, you just make up something nonsensical that’s easy to refute.
One of the reasons that conservatives resort to straw man arguments and other logical fallacies is that they just don’t have the goods. They don’t have the facts, they don’t have the integrity, they don’t have the character to play fair.
If you DO have any honest, decent, reasonable arguments, it’s way past time to start using them.
SamFromUtah said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:45
GAH! I mispelled “grammar” in my second sentence above! I’m pwned!
Oddly, no - “grammer” is the correct spelling of grammar when you’re criticizing someone else’s spelling and grammar.
Well, at least there are 3204982304981 examples of that on the toobz, so it must be true.
SamFromUtah said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:46
With the Poor Man gone, can we do some equivalent of the Golden Winger awards here?
Hoosier X said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:46
Dude, we got a frakkin’ contest going on here!
If you want to play Obama Kumbaya and give them a chance to act like humans, save it for a more appropriate time!
g said,
January 10, 2008 at 7:57
Maybe we should go to the Long Thread and post there until the trolls go away.
Kind of like a storm cellar.
Candy said,
January 10, 2008 at 8:05
M’grammer’s poorly, and m’gramper ain’t doin’ too good neither.
cowalker said,
January 10, 2008 at 8:20
C’mon now. Warner Todd as a point in hiz bucket. As well as elsewhere, but never mind. It’s not polite to point at points.
Those Muslim extremists will not honor a woman. Or a man who enjoys dressing in drag and bunking with gay roommates. Or a man who belongs to a religion that improves on “The Book” with translations from gold plates that were never seen by anyone other than Joseph Smith.
Nope. If we give the proper recognition to insanely extremist Muslims, it’s a battle among Huckabee, Ron Paul, McCain, and Edwards.
So shall we close ranks around Democratic candidates?
Dan Someone said,
January 10, 2008 at 8:26
To a serious Muslim, once a person accepts the practices of Islam they are a Muslim. Such a person doesn’t ever have to become a seriously practicing Muslim. Just accepting the mantle, no matter how brief, solidifies that person as a Muslim permanently. Further, there is no such thing as a “lapsed” Muslim, or one who quit the religion.
I knew it! Islam = the CIA! (You never leave the Company.)
g said,
January 10, 2008 at 8:32
Once you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day!
porcoisesandtuna said,
January 10, 2008 at 9:21
you aren’t permitted to criticize barack obama.
Smut Clyde said,
January 10, 2008 at 13:05
Whatever porcoisesandtuna is on, I would like some, though I would prefer to adjust the mixture to include more heroin and less amphetamine.
Boy Called Sue said,
January 10, 2008 at 16:57
Dan Someone:
I have known people who believe the same thing about Mormons.
I think it’s just a general slander, like almost everything else they try to bash Muslims with.
Doctorb Science said,
January 10, 2008 at 23:16
Well, you know a lot of religions have a rule that you can’t really leave, or at least can’t choose to leave. Of course, once you stop believing in that religion, you wouldn’t really care what they say. Unless, of course, the religion contains a substantial number of violent busybodies.
Speaking of Mormons, I wonder if there’s a way to legally prevent them from converting you after you’ve died.
Righteous Bubba said,
January 10, 2008 at 23:34
Speaking of Mormons, I wonder if there’s a way to legally prevent them from converting you after you’ve died.
Let me suggest once more that we gay-marry conservatives after they’ve died. Thus, I now declare Jerry Falwell and Fred Thompson married. Enjoy!
tigrismus said,
January 10, 2008 at 23:38
Let me suggest once more that we gay-marry conservatives after they’ve died. Thus, I now declare Jerry Falwell and Fred Thompson married. Enjoy!
Thompson only looks dead.