ARRRRRRGH!!!! WE’VE TAKEN A DIRECT HIT!!!!
WOOP, WOOP, WOOP! ALERT, ALERT! Atrios is in our base! And he is positively slaughtering our d00dz!
There is only one weapon that can save us now. It may destroy the entire world in the process, but I’d rather die than surrender to Mr.-I’m-Too-Kewl-to-Name-Bradrocket-Wanker-of-the-Day!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a scene from Jekyll and Hyde: The Musical… starring David Hasselhoff!!!!!
UPDATE: Gentlewoman doesn’t think I have the stones to see this war through to its bitter end.
Hey Gentlewoman, let me introduce you to a friend of mine… named Bibleman!
And that’s just the teaser! There is much, much more where that came from!
…and just in case anyone questions my manhood again, here are some videos from Rhapsody, Italy’s premier dork metallers, featuring The Lord of the Rings’ Christopher Lee:
Think of the children
All we are saying…..
is give peace a chance….
Quiet hippies! I’m trying to repel the enemy invaders!
I so wish this were not happening. However, with that said…I don’t see how ur gonna beat that Wakeman on Ice shit, doodz. That was hella scary.
YATTA!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-feLDOpJfYg
Brace yourself Brad…
I think this video is actually of some quality, with cool Portuguese subtitles.
You gotta do better – the stuff over at Es-scatology was positively dreadful.
Dude. You need the awe-inspiring horror that is Cliff Richard. That’s what you need.
Perhaps some biblical reinforcements?
Hippie??
Hippie???
Hippie!?!?!?
eat it
What happen?
Atrios set up us the bomb.
mdhatter, don’t get sucked into their senseless violence by taunts and insults. That’s what they want.
Rise above. I mean, I could’ve posted a link to Richie Blackmore dressed up like a minstrel and providing accompaniment to some floozy blond chick a third his age (that he’s obviously banging) singing pseudo-medieval music about how awesome it is to go to the Renaissance Faire, but I didn’t .
Remember, war is unhealthy for children and other living things.
As a proud non-combatant, I wish you luck and a speedy end to this conflict which can only hurt the innocent.
Arrrrgggggghhhhhh! I’m sorry. Bibleman is indeed scary.
But…
You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance, etc.
Wakeman on Ice is just too powerful!
I am become Death, destroyer of worlds
I suppose you’re right Jillian.
please eat it, Mr BradRocket, man. It may be the weapon you seek.
oh god. not menudo.
OMFSM!!! Rhapsody has the Christopher Lee!!!1!!!
I take it all back.
Game over.
I was just thinking. Wouldn’t it be more appropriate to have to use stuff like Soundgarden’s “Pretty Noose” or Eddie Money’s “Gimme some Water”? I mean, I bet there’s a bunch of them, right? The Kingston Trio, “Hang down your head Tom Dooley”. Johnny Cash, “25 Minutes to Go”. I mean, shouldn’t there be rules?
mikey
it’s like Jethro Tull Babies.
Second strike!
Looks to me like you went to war with the server you had, not the server atrios has….
mikey
The Dweezil appearance just tops it like a cherry.
Yep, Atrios done broke us there. I will formally surrender tomorrow. He wins this round, but he shan’t win the Long War…
I don’t think you should blame Atrios for the server problem.
Let’s blame Joe Lieberman.
Damn it, the SadNo Army would’ve won if it weren’t for Gentlewoman’s objectively pro-Wakeman defeatism undermining morale.
The fact is that Sadly, No! could have won this war if not for the liberals in the MSM and on this thread. Those defeatists stabbed S,N! in the back.
Gary, is that Patchouli?
Of course there’s Celine Dion covering AC/DC. If you’re not thinking of the children after all.
The answer is an escala…er, a surge, yeah, a surge of new crappy videos. The next six months will be crucial. We’ve got one last shot to pull this thing off.
Damn it, the SadNo Army would’ve won if it weren’t for Gentlewoman’s objectively pro-Wakeman defeatism undermining morale.
I still say we should blame Joe Lieberman.
And I am not objectively pro-Wakeman.
Although he does have lovely hair.
“Lovely hair”??? For gawd’s sake, he arpeggioed his own people!!!
The fact is, progrockofascists like you can’t wait to see the just forces of New Country™ fall under the calloused unwashed heel of Yes/Gentle Giant/Peter Gabriel-era Genesisim.
Abacab u Akbar, comrade.
Hasselhoff hurts. Bad.
Bibleman is funny.
But can you handle…
fishheads?
Oh, don’t surrender just yet… not while Leonard Nimoy sings the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins!!!
The answer is an escala…er, a surge, yeah, a surge of new crappy videos.
I will admit that they are exerting a powerful emetic effect —
— Oh, sorry. I thought you said spurge.
Additional random tastelessness:
Hoff-with-his-head attempting to lure women into his leather.
Madonna making a fool of herself in a pink leotard.
Chico time. (spare yourselves the torture and don’t click)
Dave ya stole my thunder. If it hadn’t been for the SadlyNo slow server I woulda posted Nimoy first.
Anybody can do Classic Dreck. It take a connoisieur to know where the contemporary dreck is. Comrades, I give you Jason Star. WARNING: do not play in the presence of children. It could kill them.
Holy naked asian men Batman!!!!
Yatta was devastating!!!!
Brad, I used to think that you were TEH HOTNESS!!111!, but now it seems this Atrios fellow has a bigger server…. 😀
“Fish Heads” is awesome. Ye best be respecting.
There was a point a few years back when hbo had the hasselhoff musical in its rotation. It was like encountering a corpse in person for the first time. I couldn’t stand seeing it, yet I couldn’t turn away.
I can’t play this game at all, short of linking to entire Costner movies.
There’s a quick strike about masturbating into a sock.
Atrios vs. BradR.
No matter who wins, we lose.
The fact is this video of a bunch of Islamofascist hippies making weird noise will put Atrios in his place for good. God bless America!
Ready for TEH PAIN?!?! Cuz Bruno’s ready to bring it!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrBsLFdR_wM
More Pain is coming!!!
Tori Amos tries to be Cyndi Lauper!!!
Sorry, annie, even posing as gary you’re still just another pie lover…
mikey
WILLIE AAMES? Or new Bibleman?
As for ridiculousness, all I’ve got is opening videos of early ’90s Zelda games made for some non-Nintendo system.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGxvJQ3-8w
Bibleman is one well-fed warrior for Jesus. I wonder if he has to get his armor at that special store for big boys.
I raise your Gentle Giant with an Incredible String banda>
This war needs escalation! Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you…
The entirety of Plan 9 From Outer Space!!!!!11!!eleven!
Keanu Reeves and Dogstar…
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Dr. Squid, I dare ye to try again!
Music is always better when it includes some quality dancing.
Dancing is incredibly damaging.
Its like air power.
So take this Jeremy’s Iron!!
This thread has led into the most evil part of the heart of darkness. I’m a completely broken man; just banish me to Protein Wisdom and let me die…..
Do you see what you’ve done?
Look at the young people in this thread, imitating your hate-filled behavior. You’ve spread your rabid insanity on to the next generation. This is how wars become generational conflicts, destroying civilizations over and over again.
I hope you’re proud of yourself.
Sadly, No!,
Sorry, but just like last time, when you quickly pulled out a thermonuclear weapon and won the battle, it’s pretty much time to admit that you have lost YouTube Wars III.
Whatever the hell that is that atrios – Wakeman, opera on skates, some bad bad 70’s type rock thrown in – that sneak attack has absolutely leveled the house. And it GOES ON FOR NEARLY 50 MINUTES!!
I am now officially 10 IQ points dumber.
just like atrios manned up, admitted defeat, don’t be one of those annoying internet troll guys who simply won’t concede.
One to Atrios – well played.
Although the BibleMan stuff – even though atrios wins, he is left hurtin…
Brad R. and Atrios, first was your firecracker, a harmless explosive. Then your
handgrenade. They began to kill your own people a few at a time. Then the bomb, then a larger bomb. Many people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled upon the atom bomb. Split the atom. Then the hydrogen bomb, where you actually explode the air itself. Now you bring the destruction of the entire universe, served by our sun. The only explosion left is the solaronite.
just like atrios manned up, admitted defeat, don’t be one of those annoying internet troll guys who simply won’t concede.
One to Atrios – well played.
Well, okay, but what if Sadly, No! surrenders, then Atrios makes the SadNo guys submit to a war crimes trial, then has a bunch of dudes in ski masks and leather jackets hang them in the middle of the night? That would suck. I think some negotiations are in order.
Well, I’m claiming victory in the thread war.
K-Fed conquers all!
Time to drop the big one. I’m sorry it had to come to this…
Jerry, you’re a dreamer.
A motorcycle dreamer.
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rlrr – Egads man. How could you unearth such villainy?!?!
That video could destroy the One Ring! Screw Mt. Doom, just blast that into Sauron’s ears!
Darth Vader would be crippled!
My ears are bleeding. And I had to shut it down 2 lines in!
Agh!
Please, please, please, seal that video for all time! It could spell the end of life as we know it!
And Jeremy’s Iron, I’m still willing to fight for second place. Gimme a few minutes and check back. Menudo is far from the end all of villainy. I mean, seriously, I already pulled out “Bruno”. Bruce Willis, man, Bruce WIllis!
Posting stuff that’s meant to be bad like Plan 9 from Outer Space doesn’t count.
But as long as it’s being done, nothing surpasses the Schmenge Brothers.
1 word (I don’t know how to build a link in, sorry):
DOGSTAR!!!!
Oh Yeah Mo Fo
Click it if you dare…if you’re Hangin’ Tough!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F5mRUd1I2A
Fake Blues Brothers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMB0R352SA8
And, I don’t know about you, but its saturday night, and I’ve got the fever!
You’re gonna go seventies on ME?!!
ON ME?!!11eleven!
This is over.
Eat cake, fellow SadlyNoers!
“Let The Eagle Soooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarr from rocky coast to golden shore….
“
The shit was so bad even youtube wouldn’t allow the address to go through.
Four words– Goldie Hawn. Shaun Cassidy.
I think you know what to do.
christ where do u guys find this shit
jeremy’s iron – your link is broken.
but since you’re here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MwM4dlIEgQ
try that one on for size
here’s a little more, seeing as how Lesley wants to get all patriotic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK8z8oWERMk
And Christmas might be over, but its never too late…For Pain!!!
Y’know what? I’ve seen enough.
Jerry, I’ll see your Bruce Willis and raise you Party All The Time
and Mr Hatter, I give you This
Let that be a lesson to all…
Damn, Messed up the linkage….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQtEQP5Ny9c
But as long as it’s being done, nothing surpasses the Schmenge Brothers.
I’m in awe. Cabbage rolls and coffee for all!
IMH –
dangerous, but not dangerous enough for a guy with nothing to do on a saturday night.
I bring you an evil that should never be named. A monster that is only believed to exist in myth…John Tesh!!!!
oh my god…this can’t be held back
a truly evil celebrity performance. starring the one, the only…W-E-B-S-T-E-R!!!!!!!
Rest for those weary of the bad-taste…courtesy of moi.
Hope you enjoy these downloadables (MP3s)
Bill Frisell – Ron Carter
Carlos del Junco – River II
Atrios has gone beyond claiming victory and is now committing war crimes….
Jerry:
Come on, man! John Tesh!? My friend, you are forgetting that I too have nothing to do on a Saturday Night. However, Honour states that I must counter and counter I’ll shall!
Ladies and gentlemen, It’s Bob Sapp Time!
Bwahahahaha….put this in your crock and cook it
Scottish Blues Singer Cooking Show
IMH –
I really didn’t want to do this, but you have forced my hand.
Deion, baby, Deion.
Lesley, I’ll raise you an Operaman singing grunge!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAkZFAXZaxQ
More Operaman
Jerry, in the event Christmas wasn’t special enough, I raise you twice:
the dueling pianos of Elton John and Liberace
and
The Dusty Towne Holiday Special with the Wally Hung Trio
My last offensive before I go to bed
Keeping with the season, Lesley…
Baby, It’s Cold Outside (and my ears are bleeding)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c98iG1dJB4
Mr Pregnant.
I win.
That board with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the humans won’t stop there. They’ll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!
Insomnia cure:
Boy George and Yoko Ono.
Dudes, thanks for teh good times….
What I find most reprehensible about this whole thing is that Tom Tomorrow got dragged into this disaster.
I’m still blaming Lieberman, btw.
Boy, it’s really true, isn’t it:
YouTube is crack for bloggers…
Villains, I say to you now… knock off all that evil!