Does She Eat It With “Not Yo Cheese” Too?

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Shorter Jeannie DeAngelis, Ruhnoomuhrka:
The Tamale Tells All

  • Michelle Obama likes tamales. What an elitist, hypocritical bitch!

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Comments: 595

 
 
 

Wow. Trust the shorter. Who knew that tamales were “opulent excesses”?

 
 

I’m not trusting the shorter. A decision I’m sure I’ll soon regret.

It’s just that the shorter makes it sound so enticingly stupid.

 
 

Man that was tough going. So forced. She makes writing with no regard for facts or logic look hard. To wit–

Someone in the crowd should have raised their hand and, in Spanish of course, asked in a perplexed yet astonished tone, “You mean while we all split one stale taco Michelle gets to decide for herself the quantity and content of what she eats?” (endquote)

 
 

Meanwhile back in the real world, for Americans stuck with a small sliver of a carved up pie, thanks to Barack Obama, it really isn’t going so well.

I like pie!

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

GTFO!!!

 
 

Tamales are an opulent excess, but pie isn’t.

 
 

Tao’sts dwell on Uncarved Block
wing Nuts revere the Uncarved Pie

 
 

And whats this about Barry flying in a chef to make him a pizza?

And if that is true, how in the world can Barry and that Mi’chelle say that tamales are the best?

What is it, pizza or tamales?

Jeannie has uncovered another dark scandal in the White( not so much) House.

 
 

Meanwhile back in the real world, for Americans stuck with a small sliver of a carved up pie, thanks to Barack Obama, it really isn’t going so well.

The fact is, it’s tamale pie.

 
 


Tamales are an opulent excess, but pie isn’t.”

Depends on the pie. Has it been waxed? Vajazzled?

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

I think David Pryce-Jones said it best:

Imagine a country which likes to boast of its moral and spiritual superiority, its supposedly universal values, but where a horror of this kind passes for justice.”

 
 

The pizza story: http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/2009/04/politics-of-perfect-pi-pizza-guest.html

Note especially: “And in case you’re wondering–the pizza party is completely on Pi’s dime. The trio paid their own travel expenses, they’re not getting paid to cook at the White House, and they’re paying for whatever ingredients they bring along.”

 
 

We campers had so very much pie, before the Muslamist Usurper carved it up.

P.S.
~

 
Elliot Spitzer
 

Tamales are an opulent excess, but pie isn’t.”

O RLY?

 
 

Americans stuck with a small sliver of a carved up pie
Fortunately True Americans know better than to direct their indignation against the people who carved up the pie and took the larger slices.

 
 

disappointing as he has been, re-electing Obama is worthwhile for the conniptions that he causes in wingnuts.

Yes, I am now resorting to the “it will piss off wingnuts” justification.

 
 

I can’t decide if these nutters have such a bug up their ass about this anti-childhood obesity campaign because they are genuinely THAT STUPID or if their outrage is just ginned up for the purposes of finding something–ANYTHING–to complain about.

It seems as though if Michelle doesn’t go on a celery sticks and water diet and immediately lose 5 dress sizes, she is a big old fuckin’ hypocrite ‘cuz she doesn’t want your pre-pubescent kid to die of a heart attack.

Hey, fucknuts: the point of Michelle’s campaign is not to put everyone on a horrible, unfun diet. The point of it is to maybe encourage people to think about what they put in their mouths and to maybe get up off their asses a few times a week. Two things that could significantly improve a person’s health.

So you excercise once in awhile and maybe don’t live on a diet of Hot Pockets and fast food. IS THAT REALLY SUCH FUCKING TERRIBLE ADVICE? Jesus Christ.

 
 

Yes, I am now resorting to the “it will piss off wingnuts” justification.

Well, they’re so fucking obnoxious, I’m almost there myself.

 
 

So you excercise once in awhile and maybe don’t live on a diet of Hot Pockets and fast food

Add in a Black Democratic President, and that’s an apt description of Wingnut Hell.

 
 

This stupidity is making me feel all cussy.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Yayz! Nu thred!

*stupidly doesn’t trust the shorter *

Ho. Lee. Fuck. Groping for something, anything wrt Obama to snarl about she manages to crank* out the most god-awful, stilted, clunky word ceviche imaginable.

*In a similar manner to Arnold Alkon.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

encourage people to think about what they put in their mouths

Yep. Sound advice in general.

 
UncertaintyVicePrincipal
 

Note this image next to the article:

http://www.renewamerica.com/images/cartoons/110512dale.jpg

Which is a not at all racist depiction of our black President saying “C’mon, Baby! (Note ethnic pronunciation cues, so you’ll sound it out for funniest not-at-all-racist effect) “Gimme me one more chance!”.

Get it, black guys act like that– and the President is black! What a funny joke and why do they keep calling the cartoonist and everyone else at that Web site racist??

 
 

I can’t decide if these nutters have such a bug up their ass about this anti-childhood obesity campaign because they are genuinely THAT STUPID or if their outrage is just ginned up for the purposes of finding something–ANYTHING–to complain about.

You say that like it can’t be both.

 
 

Since when are tamales unhealthy? Okay, fifty tamales wouldn’t be a good idea, but sheesh. Corn with meat or beans or cheese or cactus. There’s something wrong with that?

Also, take your teflon waders if you’re getting out of the boat. That’s some seriously corrosive stupid sloshing around over there.

 
 

Get it, black guys act like that– and the President is black!

No, that’s a totally accurate representation of Obama. I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen him lounging around the WHITE House in a wifebeater.

 
 

Yes, I am now resorting to the “it will piss off wingnuts” justification.

I’d by lying if I didn’t say I enjoy this stuff a little bit.

The DJ Common thing just shows what true scumbags they are.

 
 

And now we know what a passive-aggressive obsessive/compulsive sounds like.

 
 

Well, they’re so fucking obnoxious, I’m almost there myself.

I am sure the wingnuts will tell you that the best solution is to just go ahead and vote Tea Party.

 
 

Since when are tamales unhealthy? Okay, fifty tamales wouldn’t be a good idea, but sheesh. Corn with meat or beans or cheese or cactus. There’s something wrong with that?

Well, that’s my problem with all this whinging. These folks seem to have a really cartoonish notion of “healthy.” As if anything other than carrot sticks and lettuce is HYPOCRISY. Anyone who’s done any research into eating healthy should know that really it’s about avoiding stuff like processed foods, and stuff that’s OVERloaded with sodium and sugar…and to a lesser extent fat.

 
UncertaintyVicePrincipal
 

I can’t decide if these nutters have such a bug up their ass

I assume you’re referring to this?

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/ga-lawmakers-hear-testimony-from-woman-claiming-dod-implanted-a-microchip-inside-her.php

We knew that implanting all of those right wingers at places like Renew America would have some side effects, but we didn’t know it would lead to all this craziness.

I mean…. had we done so! Which I would never admit if we did. Heh heh. Never mind.

 
 

I am sure the wingnuts will tell you that the best solution is to just go ahead and vote Tea Party.

If they mean tea with teddy bears and little girls, ok. Otherwise…no.

 
 

This microchip was put in my vaginal-rectum area

ALL. ONE. PLACE.

This comment needs no additional stupid.

 
 

“Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body.

HOT.

 
 

Cal Thomas might be the smelliest piece of shit in the entire sewer that is Fox News.

 
 

Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body

Yeah. I’ve kind of imagined this since puberty.

 
 

Except for the rectum part. That does not seem sexy.

 
 

Cal Thomas might be the smelliest piece of shit in the entire sewer that is Fox News.

Smellier than Beck and Hannity? And the brain trust that is Fox and Friends? UNPOSSIBLE!

 
 

Except for the rectum part. That does not seem sexy.

Too late! tsam is gay for intrusive government beeper-bugs!

 
UncertaintyVicePrincipal
 

the most sensitive area of your body.

If she means in the “classified” sense, yeah it would be once the chip was there I guess.

 
 

OMG TEH INTERNET SEZ TSAM LIKES BUM BUGS!

 
 

Cal Thomas might be the smelliest piece of shit in the entire sewer that is Fox News.

Cal is so an egregiously hypocritical moral shitwipe. I had to stop reading his column a decade or so ago, just to avoid having an embolism.

 
 

intrusive government beeper-bugs!

SyFy movie premiering this weekend.

 
 

Psst, DeAngelis …

Those Sharia tools over at “Sadly, No” said you’re dumb.

You got a witty retort? Lemme write that down.

 
 

*In a similar manner to Arnold Alkon.

Yeah, I thought we already had a post about some stupid person writing gibberish while all geebed up on cold medicine.

But this one, I think, adds huffing rubber cement to the mix.

I bet family Thanksgiving get-togethers are JUST TOO MUCH FUN.

 
 

I think ol’ Skin’n’Tendons up there could do with a tamale or two herself. Might flush out some of the petty, stupid hatred.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

She will never stop obsessing about Obama’s big hot tamale.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Her bio blurb: I am a wife, mother, and grandmother

Um, … that is … Jeannie, did you ever notice that people usually only list their highest degree? We could have figured out the mother part for ourselves.

who feels it is her patriotic duty to exercise her First Amendment rights!

Needs more exclamation points.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

sorry if I set you off there, zrm.

 
 

OMG TEH INTERNET SEZ TSAM LIKES BUM BUGS!

YOU GUYS, THIS IS A SECRET AND NOT TRUE!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

I just scanned through her recent columns. The woman needs help. Maybe Robin of Berserkely would be her therapist.

 
 

Tamale plus apple pie = BIRACIAL PR0N!

 
 

“Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body.”

[Slowly]
Picture yourself with a phone up your rectum
With rude people eating tamales piled high
Somebody pwns you, you answer quite slowly
“A very small slice of the pie”

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Having nothing better to do, I just popped over to Le Donaldee’s place to ask for an update on Tintin. I’m not suggesting that anyone else go twit him similarly, all I can say is that I enjoyed doing it. Even though the comments are unlikely to appear.

 
 

I just scanned through her recent columns. The woman needs help. Maybe Robin of Berserkely would be her therapist.

Don’t cross the streams!

(Total protonic reversal)

 
tsam likes not smelling like butt
 

DAY 6–still clean.

Still struggling very much–but I’ve hit the point where wasting all the suffering I’ve done over the last week seems like a pretty lousy idea.

 
 

Nice, tsam.

NICE.

 
 

Having nothing better to do, I just popped over to Le Donaldee’s place to ask for an update on Tintin.

This is totally ripe for a posting-while-gargling bit.

 
 

I also want a margarita, Pup.

 
 

… who feels it is her patriotic duty to exercise her First Amendment rights!

Why do I get the feeling that she’s one of those conservatives that thinks “First Amendment rights” includes the right (of conservatives only) to be free from all criticism of their ideas?

Oh, I know! Because it’s ALL conservatives that think that!

 
 

Same site, more funneh:

I want to fight this guy I don’t know why. I just do.

There are some funny nuggets of POOP in there if you’re feeling up to it this fine Saturday morning.

 
 

Pssst. Hey, Sadly, No.

Jeannie DeAngelis burst into tears and says you hate America.

 
 

Jeannie DeAngelis burst into tears and says you hate America.

Oh, well now I feel bad.

 
 

Yes, tamales are an opulent excess because they’re not pronounced Tay-MAY-lez.

 
 

Wingnut Tear Margaritas are the BEST.

 
 

“This led to losing days of me-tooism”–Borst

Ah yes, the third great age of man. Go on.

 
 

Jeannie DeAngelis burst into tears and says you hate America.

Aw, shit! Does that mean Jeannie’s now going to think we’re all TinTin????

 
 

Oh, well now I feel bad.

I really can’t run all the way back to tell her that!

You got something stronger?

 
 

I mean seriously, is this what these people do all day? Just scour the internet muttering to themselves “Obama has to have done something I can get all mad about, there must be something-OH HERE IT IS! FUCKING TAMALES! I’M GOING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT THIS ALL DAY AND WRITE A FUCKING COLUMN ABOUT IT!”

Christ.

 
 

It was worth getting out of the boat for the link to Tino Puente doing Oye Coma Va. (For those who don’t feel like wading through mango sludge, here it is.)

 
 

That’s Oye Como Va, of course. Estupido.

 
 

Oh man..serrated posted on the Douglas thread. TinTin, I think you…I mean, we…have a new post in us

 
 

Tamales are unhealthy if you smother them in gubmit cheese because soshalamism.

 
 

Actor! How you doin’ man?

 
 

! I’M GOING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT THIS ALL DAY AND WRITE A FUCKING COLUMN ABOUT IT!”

To be fair, I once did part of a Fuck you Friday devoted to a guy who parked poorly in the same structure I do.

Although he then started parking better.

…OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DRIVES THE WHITE TUNDRA???!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“I also want a margarita”

Kinky!

 
 

It’s all about the tamales. We believe you.

She would say the EXACT same thing about a white Refuck president.

 
 

I mean seriously, is this what these people do all day?

Lee, I gave this much thought this morning while I was pondering my response to Arnold and Donalde.

I mean, Tintin did. He emailed me.

Anyway, it’s not about keeping Obama’s feet to the fire. That would be a honest blogger’s task, someone who cared about the nation and wanted the President to behave in a manner that made them feel comfortable about being an American.

That’s respectable, if perhaps misguided.

What these people do is try to score points: to exploit Obama to leverage their pathetic existence so that they can become respected by the large mammals who blog on their side of the spectrum.

We have those on the left too, don’t think this is limited to Teabaggeers.

I thought about this in context of PJ Media. Here, Roger Hell is raking in whatever money the site earns on the backs of the (basically) free labor of folks like Arnold and Dr Mrs Perfesser and Bobo Wens and the lot.

Ultimately freemarketeer: he dangles the promise of a share in the money “once it starts rolling in” but curiously it never really starts rolling in.

So someone like Jeannie (or Donalde) are trying, pathetically, desperately, to get included before the money runs out. Or at least the credibility.

 
 

Actor! How you doin’ man?

Well, he’s probably ruptured something from mocking at Donaldee. Bet he could barely call his attorney.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“That’s Oye Como Va, of course. Estupido.”

I like Tito Puente’s version better.

 
 

Tsam, I’m not actor, I’m TinTin, remember?

But I’m fine, thanks! You? Long time, man.

 
 

Actually, ZRM, if you paid close attention, somewhere along the line I must have died and come back as Zombie TinTin…

Mmmmm, BRAAAAAAA– wait, we’re talking about right wingers. My bad.

 
 

You got something stronger?

How about this:

Awww, don’t cry. I have, right here in my pocket, a tamale just for you. Now close your eyes and open wide….

GAH. I need a hobby.

 
 

But I’m fine, thanks! You? Long time, man

Ah, yes. Now that the Donald knows, he’s going to tell his fri..

Shit–lucky Donald has no friends. Your secret is safe!

I’m doing pretty good. It has been a long time.

 
 

There’s a punch coming to Donalde. I can’t talk about it, because Carl asked me not to, but let’s just say that great interest was taken in the deliberate of how he was stalked

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Borst is auditioning for writer on the Huckistory Channel. I will let those more learned than I debate the crazy. I will focus on making fun of the spelling: Today’s new word is

affalability

Speaking of St. Ronnie

“….his age and his affalability dampened his last few years in office.”

a fallible- Not ‘ incapable of making a mistake’, but ‘ a context where mistakes no longer have meaning .?

a Fala bility- Something about FDR’s dog?

affa lability – easily altered?

affa labia bility

a falafel bility

afa liability

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“GAH. I need a hobby.”

What’s wrong with your current hobby of impersonating tsam?

 
 

I want to fight this guy I don’t know why. I just do.

No, no. Save the fists of fury for that macho Goldstein (?) guy who has really strong hands.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

labile affect

Definitions:
1. rapid shifts in outward emotional expressions; often associated with organic brain syndromes such as intoxication.

 
 

No, no. Save the fists of furry for that macho Goldstein (?) guy who has really strong hands.

um….

 
 

labile affect

Oh, see, I thought that had something to do with cunnilingus.

 
 

Most Republicans have been overly solicitous in their appearance of civility and political restraint.

It was true of H.W. and also W, as well as Republican candidates of the past, Bob Dole and most definitely John McCain.

The Republican Wimp Factor is something that has dominated the party since FDR was president.

I…um…I don’t know…I mean…WTF? Holy shit.

 
 

I did not have affalability with that woman.

Yes! I got back into the boat! What’s this piece of crap stuck to the sole of my waders

Thus, even tamales have the power to confirm what America has surmised all along.

The power of tamales, people and the ‘Merican people, people . They is all Sherlock Hemlock and shit

 
 

Most Republicans have been overly solicitous in their appearance of civility and political restraint.

Go fuck yourself.

 
 

I…um…I don’t know…I mean…WTF? Holy shit.

It means that they just need to kick hippies and blacks and gays and liberals and latinos and poor people and old people….

just a LITTLE bit harder. THEN everything will be all right again, and perhaps the rich will be able to have EVERYTHING and will again deign to piss on us all a little bit more.

 
 

“Tamales are an opulent excess, but pie isn’t.”

Depends on the pie. Has it been waxed? Vajazzled?

This slayed me, vs.

Working my way through the thread now.

 
 

Of course, Dick Cheney said it so much more concisely than I.

Dick.

 
 

“Thus, even tamales have the power to confirm what America has surmised all along.”

Holy shit, if tamales can do that, what else can they do? And here we’ve been eating the things, like Libtards?

 
 

Depends on the pie. Has it been waxed? Vajazzled?

This slayed me, vs.

Yay!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

No one knew, until this very day, that I was being literal when mentioning my magic tamale.

 
 

“Jeannie’s now going to think we’re all TinTin”

Well, at least one of us is all TinTin… Maybe more.

In other news, retRded didn’t know that that was Jonah Goldberg he’d photoshopped the other day (making him fatter, as though that was even possible.) Now he’s photoshopping some other guy he doesn’t know… though he seems to think he does.

Carl Jung is older’n you. (Yep. Really.)

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

No one including myself.

 
 

“Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body.

Does it have a “vibrate” setting?

I’m asking for a friend…

 
 

It means that they just need to kick hippies and blacks and gays and liberals and latinos and poor people and old people….

Well, I mean…what do these people think “civil” means? Implying that everyone who is not in lockstep with them is unAmerican, unpatriotic, basically…inhuman? THAT’S civility? Damn.

(Full disclosure: I am not patriotic because patriotism as a concept kinda creeps me out. Although I mostly enjoy the USA. We are just not always BFF’s.)

 
 

I am sure the wingnuts will tell you that the best solution is to just go ahead and vote Tea Party.

Shit, if this gonna be that kind of party, i’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

 
 

Thus, even tamales have the power to confirm what America has surmised all along.

Tamale powers…ACTIVATE!

 
 

Spaghetti Lee said,

May 14, 2011 at 20:19

NO HATING ON SKINNY PEOPLE.

 
 

No one knew, until this very day, that I was being literal when mentioning my magic tamale.

*koffkoffThe Gaiety, 1979koffkoff*

 
 

most definitely John McCain.

John McCunt? Yeah, America’s sweetheart, that man.

 
 

Shit, if this gonna be that kind of party, i’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

They will just whine about it.

 
 

John McCunt? Yeah, America’s sweetheart, that man.

I blame the “Grumpy Old Men” franchise for making John McCain acceptable.

 
 

Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body.

I read about this in Milo Manara’s documentary “Click”.

 
 

Always. Trust. The. Shorter.

For many, many moons I have lived by this wisdom. As veteran Sadlies know, I remain on the deck, comfortably dressed, in a comfortable chair, sipping refreshing tropical drinks.

Many and rancid are the mangoes you have returned with, borne aloft on skewers.

*Raises glass to the brave adventurers*

((Still huffing and puffing–only the sweet smoke!–trying to catch up the thread.))

 
 

most definitely John McCain.

They never forgave him for admitting Obama was an American and not a MUslim.

Of course, he DID admit that Tintin was Carl, but it wasn’t enough.

 
 

This slayed me, vs.

Yay!

So your slaying franchise extends past household appliances? [backing away slowly]

 
 

Milo Manara’s documentary

“Naked Women Part [fill in the blank]”

 
 

Damn, now I want a tamale too. I remember taking several field courses in rural Mexico and there was this old guy who came by the field station with his tamale cart – best I ever had.

I had to get out of the boat to see the stupid for myself – they really are straining for anything to hate Obama on, aren’t they. I honestly think in their eyes there is absolutely nothing he could do right. He could cure cancer, make a car engine that runs on seawater, and turn straw into gold and they would still be bitching.

 
 

I mean seriously, is this what these peopleM. Bouffant does all day? Just scour the internet muttering to themselveshimselfObamaSome reactionary idiot has to have done something I can get all mad about, there must be something …”

Yes.

 
 

Yes.

And we salute you for it.

 
 

Well, to be fair, M. Bouffant breaks it up with some fine hating on Pomplamoose.

 
 

I fear that Pomplamoose will play Obama’s victory party in 2012.

 
 

M. Bouffant breaks it up with some fine hating on Pomplamoose.

Low level of difficulty, even with the triple axel rose.

 
 

Right, rearrange the letters in Tin Tin according the protocols of the Elderly Rheumatics. Then, assign each letter a value derived from the sum of the asymptotic angles in each letter’s Babylonian hieroglyph. Sprinkle with coconut (long thread) and bake at 180 C for 45 minutes.
Assign each resulting algorythym to a day in the Julian calendar. Now take the first letter of the first month and the second letter of the second month etc.
Now write the mirror images of the letter. There, you see it,
Tin Tin= Bill Ayers= Clint Carlton

 
 

OK, I had to google “Pomplamoose” because I thought it was some kind of large deer with a jar of hair gel.

Yes, I’m fucking old.

 
 

CRA: brilliant lyrics (20:39)

Looch is on a roll today!

Tsam: Fraternal Solidarity!

I am TinTin, btw.

 
 

Low level of difficulty, even with the triple axel rose.

But the enthusiasm he brings to it makes it enjoyable.

 
 

There’s a punch coming to Donalde. I can’t talk about it, because Carl asked me not to

Please all of us TinTins informed. Pointing and laughing is…fun.

 
 

… who feels it is her patriotic duty to exercise her First Amendment rights!

Not enough people exercise their Fifth Amendment right to shut up and stop sounding like a halfwit.

 
 

Beats working.

What doesn’t?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Having just googled Pomplamoose and listened to them a bit, I wish to encourage MB to vigorously hate on them. Here, feel free to use some of my hate as well.

 
 

As I am TinTin, there is no need for me to go ashore, having found the rotten mango groves, and the swamps wherein dwell crocodiles and zombies to protect the decaying fruits. I have steered the boat to this coast, this shore, this bank of the river, this strand by the heart of darkness.

So I’ve earned my mint julep on the deck as Fenwick, who applauds TinTin (me) for absolutely brilliant Shorters.

Fenwick is plenty stoned.

 
 

I know I’m late to the party, but I had to go down to the basement, find me late dad’s waders, then work up the courage to stride into the fecal lagoon. Qui est ce que fucque is the problem here? Michelle O like tamales so someone with a shriveled up slice of taco pie is harmed? Barry and Michelle live an ostentatious life because they’re squatting in the White House getting paid OUR taxpayer dollars while Bush pere et fils had to comfort themselves on cigarette boats in Kennebunkport? Is it the pay? The fact that Barry earned a few millions off his books while Jeannie hasn’t sold a cookbook in years? The tamales? Tamales are good, cheap, steamed peasant food- there’s nothing unhealthy bout tamales. Our neighborhood tamale lady sells them out of a rolling cooler @ 6 for $5.00- it’s a great Saturday lunch. The economy went to shit, the country went bankrupt and Barry hasn’t fixed it? Who openly dedicated all their party’s resources to Barry’s failure? What am I missing here?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Le Donaldee has not published my comments. I should go check to see if he deleted mine from the other day…
brb

 
Typical Republican
 

Beats working.

What doesn’t?

Proof that liberals hate work and are all on welfare!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Hee hee hee. No, he has not.

Peter said…
Oh Donalde, please don’t drop the expose gig. We need the LULZ.

May 13, 2011 1:00 PM

Donald Douglas said…
Peter: Who said I’m gonna stop? Tintin is Carl Salonen, which is why my comments are being deleted right and left, at Brendan’s and LGM, etc.

May 13, 2011 1:19 PM

 
 

Fenwick! Dude! Someone’s knocking! Loud!!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

FYWP

 
 

Good to see Don Surber is getting with the healthy-eatin’ program:

Great weather in Poca. Spent a lot of time outside. Even did a little weed eating

 
Some people call me Maurice 'cause I speak of the Pomplamoose of love
 

I dont really have anything to say, but I felt this thread required me to resurrect this nym. So I will go OT and ask what is the deal with the young ladies who go around with pants or shorts that have writing accross the ass? Today I passed an attractive young lady and in big letters accross her ass it said “Juicy”. Now I just don’t find the idea of someone with a juicy ass as being all that attractive. All it brought to my mind was Santorum.

 
 

Peter: Who said I’m gonna stop? Tintin is Carl Salonen, which is why my comments are being deleted right and left, at Brendan’s and LGM, etc.

Isn’t that the same thing he’s been typing for, what, three days now?

 
 

“Juicy” is a brand. Or that’s the excuse.

 
 

I am not getting out of the boat to find out more from a meathead wingatard what being a ‘civil republican’ is.

No, I am TinTin!

And fuck Donalde Isreal, once more, with feeling.

We are *ALL* TinTin now!

 
 

We are *ALL* TinTin now!

A fatwah.

Salman Rushdie.

Rings bells.

 
 

Beats working.

What doesn’t?

Not working.

 
 

Stupid Surber, you need to smoke it.

Although it can make for some killer brownies.

 
 

Deep zombie is deep.

 
 

N_B–and I just did in a microwave. I canT be stopped!!

 
 

wtF?

Who broke S,N?

 
 

Only thing worse than having a job is looking for one.

 
 

Who broke S,N?

Scary brown people.

 
 

Who broke S,N?
No one expects teh Spanish Tamales!!!

 
 

Lest I forget my manners: Welcome back , actor212, erm, I mean, TinTin.

(Offers secret S!N “TinTin” handshake)

 
 

Who broke S,N?

CARL.

MORE attempts to cover his tracks. MORE confirmation.

Obviously.

 
 

They seek him here,
They seek him there,
Those wretches seek him everywhere
he has them by the balls, he has them in his thrall*
The damned elusive slippery Mr. Carl.

* small dog cart

 
 

Who stole the strawberries?

CARL.

 
 

No! No! No! Actor is Donald Douglas. No real person could write that stuff at AmericanPower.

 
 

Who stole the strawberries?
And would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids.

 
 

No! No! No! Actor is Donald Douglas. No real person could write that stuff at AmericanPower.

Whoa.

Meta-troll with double-reverse Immelmann tossed in.

The bong is shouting!

 
 

Only thing worse than having a job is looking for one.

Anyone can get a job. It takes a real man to make it without working.

 
 

We are all Tin Tin’s now!

 
 

Surely I am not the only one who thinks of this gentleman when “Carl” is mentioned.

 
 

Surely I am not the only one who thinks of this gentleman when “Carl” is mentioned.

Perhaps.

I was going with “Spackler,” myself.

That’s a real Cinderella story, you know.

 
 

On a related note, I think that Horowitz is an Islamic gay abortionist spoof because c’mon!..
http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/david-horowitz-at-ucla-intellectual.html

 
 

Tamales as elitist food. Obviously she’s not familiar with the joke:
Q: Why do Mexicans always have tamales on Christmas?
A: So that they have something to unwrap!

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Ray Davies is the Scarlet Pimpernel!!!!!!!!!!!!!tyeleven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxYGOSSj9A0

(yes, I was trying to fit the lyrics…..going WTF, that’s not……fail)

 
 

BREAKING NEWS!

The Blogger terrorists have released the Box ‘O Whine!
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2011/05/is-this-thing-really-back.html

 
Spearhafoc, who dares to disturb the great Oz
 

I finally finished reading the thread – which is ironic, me being several of the commentators and all. You know who you (we) are.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

Corn with meat or beans or cheese or cactus. There’s something wrong with that?

It’s BROWN PEOPLE FOOD. The actual matter doesn’t matter.

Remember, these are the sort of folks who lost their shit over the fact that Campbell’s pointed out that their soup was compatible with a tradition that includes Muslims praying over food other than the actual Campbell’s products.

 
 

I take it we’re not talking about this Carl?

 
 

Karl Spokk, maybe.

 
 

Extra points to Kiwi for the kinky lyrics.

 
Spearhafoc, who dares to disturb the great Oz
 

I take it we’re not talking about this Carl?

That’s obviously photoshopped.

There’s no way someone as cool as Carl Spock would hang out with Scotty.

 
 

“Corn with meat or beans or cheese or cactus. There’s something wrong with that? ”

At least it wasn’t Godfather’s Pizza because that stuff is crap.

 
 

Tamales as elitist food.
Do not underestimate the ability of status-striving middle classers to appropriate peasant cuisine from another culture, stick a brand on it, and make it into an elitist item. Nor their capacity for resentment when such items are eaten by someone whom they don’t think is worthy of status.

 
Spearhafoc, who dares wins
 

Yeah, what with him and the Domino’s guy, is there something about owning a pizza place that automatically turns you into a wingnut?

 
 

It’s BROWN PEOPLE FOOD.

Soylent green brown is people!

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

pssst,
Fenwick .

 
 

I take it we’re not talking about this Carl?
There are few threads that would not benefit from the addition of a drag-&-drop Afro.

 
 

the Domino’s guy

Catholicism.

Dunno about Cain. Heh. Cain.

 
 

I notice that the thread format got screwed-up at the comment by Typical Republican.

Typical of them, indeed. What don’t they fuck up?

 
 

“Dunno about Cain. Heh. Cain.”

I think he worships at the the church of “Our Lady of Ayn Rand” where every week they take a collection and donate the proceeds to the most amoral hedge fund managers they can find.

 
 

“Our Lady of Galt’s Gultch” is better. Please substitute in above joke.

 
 

Indeed, the Bush administration’s official catering menu of gruel and hot water were ever so much more appropriate.

WTF did they expect the White House to serve for Cinco de Mayo, lutefisK?

And WTF also, people who weren’t present to hear the speech were glad when it was over?

Jeez, they just simply cannot contain their hatred, can they? At some point you just have to feel sorry for people with such corroded shriveled little souls.

 
 

“Soylent green brown is people!”

The Republican platform, IT’S A COOKBOOK!

 
 

Hiya, fake low sodium!

I would fire up your link, but Luddite Fenwick is having trouble running videos on my new machine. I’m sure it is something very simple. (Maybe I’m just too lazy to dig around in directories and Help to figure it out. Anyway, all the computer stuff gives me a headache. Haven’t missed the YouTubes, so haven’t had much motive to fix it now.

 
 

“I would fire up your link, but Luddite Fenwick is having trouble running videos on my new machine”

Did you feed the gerbils low sodium organic healthy food? That may be your problem.

 
 

Feeding the gerbils.

 
 

I just paid a visit to the Donalde. Apparently, the Blogger outage was simply to silence Anal Thouse.

 
 

Anal Thouse = +1

 
 

The dog wistle is now a kazoo.

“Do you want to be a country that creates food stamps? In which case frankly Obama is an enormous success, the most successful food stamp president in American history,” Gingrich said. “Or do you want to be a country that creates paychecks?”
http://nomoremister.blogspot.com/

 
Spearhafoc, who dares wins
 

I was going to say “Silencing the Anal Thouse”, but…you know…ew.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to watch the new (Neil Gaiman written) Doctor Who episode.

 
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon
 

So, alright, the fixation on what the Obamas eat has risen a question in me. We’re well aware that 99% of all wingnut fixations on the current President is butthurt projection from the former President, constantly trying to show us filthy liberals that all the mean nasty things we said about Bush are clearly evident in Barack Obama.

So where did the food come in? The only food-related issue with Bush I can recall at the moment is that we occasionally laughed (to keep from crying) that we were one pretzel away from a public Cheney presidency.

So is all the fixation the wingnuts have on Obama’s diet that pretzel?

 
 

Cheney. Puppies.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

FENWICK!!

They seek him here

….from Another Kiwi is from Scarlet Pimpernel. I know because I flashed on The Kinks also too . Hilarity did not ensue, and this comment is probably doubly pointless.

 
 

“Do you want to be a country that creates food stamps?”

That’s rather like blaming the guy who drives the tow-truck for wrecking the car.

 
 

Cheney puppies sound pretty unappealing. I imagine they’d be ugly and rabid.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Food pron daily: chicken and dumplings. That is all, just basic, old time, simple, every day cooking, nothing special, FANFUCKINGTASTICALLY DELICIOUS chicken and dumplings. The soupçon of sherry really sets it off.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

… food stamps

Actually, Newt, they’re high tech EBT cards you lying, pigfucking, son of a bitch.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Sorry, not proper dinner conversation.

I’ll go stand in the corner now.

(what about cheney puppies and dumplings?)

 
 

I imagine they’d be ugly and rabid.

But you know what? I shouldn’t talk about Liz that way. Uncalled for, VS.

 
 

Interview with PammyAtlas in the Independent. As if we didn’t know: she’s certifiable.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Come stand in the corner with me vs.

 
Lurking Canadian
 

On the one hand, I don’t think it is a good idea for any husband to say any sentence like, “Don’t get between my wife and a $(FOODSTUFF)”, especially not in front of a crowd of strangers. I mean, you know there were some icy glares in the Oval Bedroom that night. It doesn’t seem relevant to the enumerated powers of the office of the president, as defined in the Constitution of the United States, so I’m not sure it’s worth a blog post, but Mr. President, if you’re reading this, bad form, dude.

On the more important hand…the who in the what now? The most radical “redistributive” tax proposal President Obama has made, and it didn’t even get enacted, was to require people making $300K to give up a tiny, tiny bit of their disposable income. What the hell does that have to do with making everybody in the neighbourhood share one slice of government cheese, or whatever she’s on about? I mean, she knows that the Bush administration are all still walking around free (more’s the pity), right? That they were not all shot in a Bethesda root cellar, leaving only an amnesiac claiming to be Dick Cheney’s daughter?

And on the gripping hand, why can’t they let this bullshit go about, “Oh my God, President Obama acts like he’s the actual President! I mean, he lives in the White House and flies on Air Force One, has a chef and sometimes eats dinner with foreign dignitaries! Who does he think he is?” You just know that if the Obamas started being needlessly frugal, they’d be all over that, too, “He’s besmirching the dignity of the Office!”.

They’re just itching to say That Word, but they know they can’t, so they keep coming up with this bullshit.

 
 

So, tamales are elitist because they came from what the dirt poor starving Mexican indigenous farmers eat to make a moist flour out of corn wrapped in corn leaves, because, you know, they grow corn, and before the last chapter of NAFTA opened they used to sell corn and keep some for themselves in order to give their kids a few calories and something exotic like beans and an onion when they get really lucky?

Why, those god-damned elitist Purepeche types down there in Michoacan, flaunting their luxury tanned faces and their thick soles what with their walking everywhere with no shoes, and their use of Purepeche as a primary language and Spanish as secondary.

And their la-di-da fancy shitty lands in the hills where the big hacienda owners got all the decent lands, and had to stay jealous of those ivory tower Indians, what with them flaunting their high infant mortality rates and their tendency to get killed by right wing landowner-hired thugs.

The nerve of those tamale-eating fancy pants.

 
 

And on the gripping hand, why can’t they let this bullshit go about, “Oh my God, President Obama acts like he’s the actual President! I mean, he lives in the White House and flies on Air Force One, has a chef and sometimes eats dinner with foreign dignitaries! Who does he think he is?” You just know that if the Obamas started being needlessly frugal, they’d be all over that, too, “He’s besmirching the dignity of the Office!”.

On that last part you don’t have to wonder.

When Jimmy Carter lived up to his actual modest Christian beliefs and put away some of the most lavish decor of the White House, such as the constant use of the finest China, go look up the howls of those deeply offended at how that rube Jimmy Carter Made The Greatest Country In History And The Leader Of The Free World look all poor and undignified and shit.

But with Obama he’s an XXXXtreme ay-leetist because he likes mustard on hamburgers and he mentioned a green salad leaf used in McDonalds and which is produced in great quantity in the US and which was a very frequent ingredient in the cuisine of Romans, which those proud Western-heritage proclaiming cultural mono-croppers say that they admire.

 
 

Wingnut Disease?

The disorder is extraordinarily rare with fewer than 100 recorded cases.

O RLY.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Herb dumplings.

 
 

Elliot Spitzer said,
May 14, 2011 at 19:31

Tamales are an opulent excess, but pie isn’t.”

O RLY?

elliot spitzer is orly taitz?!?!?

 
 

Nice going, tsam. It gets better!

 
 

Union thugs, arugula, fist-bumps, exercise, gardening, tamales!

Combined, they become … VOLTRON!

 
 

elliot spitzer is orly taitz?

Sadly, no. Elliot Spitzer is TinTin. As is Orly Taitz. Many are TinTin’s disguises and many his identities.

I’m taunting Donalde, of course, because he doesn’t have the SN Double-Secret Identity Roster. Or a fucking clue, either.

 
 

Cid & Canadian: Enjoyed your analyses!

 
 

MAJOR KONG !!!!

 
Spearhafoc, who dares wins
 

I am that I am.

And what I am is Tintin.

 
 

Impersonating the Tintin

 
 

Let me take a stab at what’s behind the Tea Party / reichwing sociopathy.

They can’t help it. There is an undisclosed brain disease ravaging North America. [includes Canada because of Harper.]

I posit the disease is vaguely similar to Mad Cow: it destroys the cerebral cortex, knocks holes in cognition, and destroys higher brain functions. It is perhaps transmitted to humans in Cheetos dust. The desease is not fatal, except to civil society, toleration, truth, and justice.

Fortunately, libtards have built up immunity through use of our brains.

 
Fenwick, who dares to Win the Future!
 

Spearhafoc: In case I haven’t mentioned it yet, I enjoy your nym manipulations.

(Manipulating the nym.)

 
 

Wingnut Disease?
The disorder is extraordinarily rare with fewer than 100 recorded cases.

I have certain concerns about a disease that is indistinguishable from malingering and is observed in people who are motivated to malinger, with symptoms that consist of attempts to mimic mental illness.

 
 

I am that I am.

I yam what I yam and that’s all what I yam.

 
Spearhafoc, who let the dogs out
 

Yes you have, Fenwick. Thanks.

Apropos of nothing, there is a French vampire novel from the 1860’s that features a vampire named Doctor Otto Goetzi. That’s right, Goetzi.

At no point in the novel is his gaping asshole described, but I assume it’s there in subtext that was lost in the translation to English.

 
 

I yam what I yam and that’s all what I yam.

“You er what you is, but you can’t get no is-er.”
–Uncle Remus

 
Typical Republican
 

You libtards made a big fuss just because GWB lied us into an illegal war, so we’re going to return the favor by whining about Obama’s diet.

 
 

Dumpling the Herb

 
 

But with Obama he’s an XXXXtreme ay-leetist because he likes mustard on hamburgers and he mentioned a green salad leaf used in McDonalds and which is produced in great quantity in the US and which was a very frequent ingredient in the cuisine of Romans, which those proud Western-heritage proclaiming cultural mono-croppers say that they admire.

Being less of a food junkie than the rest of yous, I had to look up and see what a tamale is, its god-damn peasant food. Along with the Arugula-gate during the primaries, it just shows what an elitist scum Obama is. is there anything he or his wife eats that wouldn’t be labeled as elitist? If the Obama’s did start chowing down on double cheeseburgers’ with extra cheese (and extra meat), they would accuse them of hypocrisy! I was going to say that Obama should go full-elitist, but then again, what is elitist food. I’m just about to go for a Chicken Pasanda with butter nan, is that haigh faluting? Or should I stick with the greasy dough of Papa Joes along the road (yes, they have reached Oman) I’m all confused now.

 
 

I just want an excuse to post this song. I somehow doubt that the revelation that a 40-year old song played by a French-speaking black dude featuring an atypical musical instrument would convince today’s featured crazy lady that “tamales” are indeed All-American.

Still, tamales rule. And so does zydeco.

 
 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to watch the new (Neil Gaiman written) Doctor Who episode.

i’ve been watching dr. who pretty much all day on the bbca…except for a brief shopping/beverage foray…

 
 

And WTF also, people who weren’t present to hear the speech were glad when it was over?

aside from the atrocity that is her opening paragraph, this made me say wtf? it is really true that each day obama wakes up, these people are just pissed the fuck off…

 
 

and once again, i am the only one up…drunksadlying…

 
 

also, i feel better now that i left a comment responding to his latest post about brown people are a bunch of whiners at donalde’s:
no, donald you dumbass…not all americans want to ‘move forward,’ they want to hold on to their hatred and prejudices…and it’s not ‘all we’ve got left’ it’s what a majority of minorities live every fucking day…

 
 

The broken tag is bothering me. I’m going to try something.

 
Typical Republican
 

If blacks really are inferior, then it’s not really racist to say so, is it?

So stop playing the race card! People who play the race card are the real racists! (Which is true even if it contradicts me when I said that racism is dead because we freed the slaves in 1776.) And, no, I’m not known for my consistency.

Liberals. Hmf.

 
Typical Republican
 

I would also like to point out that all feminists are fat and ugly and hate men.

 
 

Totally off any topic ever…………from Sadly No’s “So you think you’ve got problems” Dept.

Most amazing story Evar!!

 
 

It didn’t work.

Jeannie De Angelis says you’re all a bunch of poopyheads,

 
 

No! No! No! Actor is Donald Douglas. No real person could write that stuff at AmericanPower.

Dude, I’m a really good actor. I’ve portrayed all kinds of characters from all kinds of playwrights, including some pieces by Shanley and Mamet.

No way even I could sink to that level of insanity.

 
Spearhafoc, who let the dogs out
 

I would also like to point out that all feminists are fat and ugly and hate men.

Plus, they’re sluts. And they abort all their children. And also trap men into marriage by tricking them into fathering their children. Then they take those children away in the horrible divorce and force the man to pay child support.

Did I miss anything?

 
 

Um, I also like to eat fetuses.

 
Spearhafoc, who let the dogs out
 

Well, to be fair, they are delicious.

 
 

“(See RenewAmerica’s publishing standards.)”

..no, really, the first story was tall enough. I’m not going to be able to read a follow-up as well.

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

Um, I also like to eat fetuses.

You’re not joking, are you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!111 I bet there’s one in your belly RIGHT NOW!

 
Nosfer-Blart-Two
 

How dare someone (sneer) in the White House show any affection for ethnic food! They should like All-American food…like pizza!

 
 

You’re not joking, are you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!111 I bet there’s one in your belly RIGHT NOW!

Still? Or again?

 
 

How dare someone (sneer) in the White House show any affection for ethnic food! They should like All-American food…like pizza!

Or spaghetti.

Sheesh.

 
 

Or french fries.

 
One false Alkon
 

I see rude people eating tamales.

 
 

They’re just itching to say That Word, but they know they can’t, so they keep coming up with this bullshit.

This, here. It’s simple, racism is a huge part of the conservative mindset. Note Newtie’s reference to the president as “the food stamp” president.

Secede. Please. Just go.

 
 

OT, just saw this. With frickin’ laser beams.

 
 

“Still? Or again?”

Still…but not for long. Final countdown’s begun.

 
 

 
 

Still…but not for long. Final countdown’s begun.

Good thoughts be with you Slayer of Household Appliances.

I believe the other name for this stage is the “GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!” stage.

True?

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

“Um, I also like to eat fetuses.”

vs needs one of these.

 
 

I believe the other name for this stage is the “GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!” stage.

That lasts until they start eating their way out thru the abdominal wall

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

FYWP

vs needs on of these GRILLS.

 
 

One of what grills, iPhone user?

 
 

Man, it’s like that first influx of WebTV users.

 
 

“I believe the other name for this stage is the “GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!” stage.

True?”

You would not believe how true.

 
paperbagmarlys
 

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/05/15/sunday/main20063017.shtml

Ben Stein is still being mainstreamed? Even with a special ed voucher, I don’t see how he’s going to make it to 9th grade. Certainly not this year.

Best line: “Oh, P.S, they are closely connected with Adolph Hitler.”

I’m assuming P.S. stands for Poopy Stein.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Is that grill coals, propane, nuke, or solar?

 
 

To counter Ben here is an excellent interview with an Egyptian protest leader.

http://www.cbc.ca/thecurrent/episode/2011/05/13/jawad-nabulsi/

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Ben “No intelligence found” Stein: “We are going to regret helping the Egyptians kick out Mubarak as much as we regret helping Khomeini force out the Shah.”

Um, wut? I mean, wut the fuk?

 
 

Is that grill coals, propane, nuke, or solar?

amniotic fluids

 
 

Oh, P.S, they are closely connected with Adolph Hitler.

I suppose one could say Bin Laden has at least one connection with Hitler, in that they’re both dead.

Oh, P.S, you know who was really connected with Hitler? Militant Zionists.

 
 

VS, do not watch the movie Alien. Or The Fly.

Seriously though, good luck and here’s to hoping you and little Dudeskull come out fine and healthy.

 
 

One of THESE MUTHAFUCKING GODDAMN GRILLS

You wanna brine that fetus first so it stays moist. Twenty-four hours would be ideal before throwing it on the grill.

Add ginger for that little extra tang.

 
 

Oh, remember: Indirect heat. Always.

 
 

Final countdown’s begun.

are you still counting in weeks or days?

 
 

PM – Stein really said that? Does he have any idea WHO PUT THE FREAKING SHAH THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? What a freaking tool.

 
El Manquécito
 

Um, wut? I mean, wut the fuk?

Speaking of wut the fuk, I was up in the wee hours this morning and was listening to the DSK situation as it happened from NYC. I mean, wut the fuk? Guy’s running the IMF, a shoe in to run France and he goes full monkey on a maid at the Sofitel? Whew.

 
 

Really CBS? I mean, really?

 
 

Really CBS? I mean, really?

Edward R. Murrow: Redlining six feet under.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Truly the end times are near

(runs and hides)

 
 

(runs and hides)

You should. Really.

That was awful.

 
 

That was awful.

ooooo-eee, listen to me?!?

*shudder*

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Aha! Typical Republican @22:28 broke WP with an unclosed blockquote.

 
 

Ron Paul is a douche. (In case any of you didn’t know that)

 
 

WHO PUT THE FREAKING SHAH THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Which had NOTHING to do with the revolution and hostage taking. Nothing whatsoever. No reason for Iran to have a hardon for us.

 
 

Back to Paul–you know you’re out there when one of the biggest toolbags on TV (Chris Wallace) is taking you apart on Fox Noise.

 
 

Mr. Bogg reports that Matt Yglesias got beat down by a couple of thugs while walking home from an evening with McMegan and Suderman.

My immediate thought, since he wasn’t robbed, is that said thuggish youts did the beat-down because he had voluntarily socialized with the McSudermans.

 
 

VS, do not watch the movie Alien. Or The Fly.

Seriously though, good luck and here’s to hoping you and little Dudeskull come out fine and healthy.

Thanks very much. We could use the good thoughts.

And I promise to everyone here that even though I love to make crude jokes about eating fetuses and babies, I have no plans to eat Dudeskull. Especially if he looks skinny or stringy.

 
 

And I promise to everyone here that even though I love to make crude jokes about eating fetuses and babies, I have no plans to eat Dudeskull. Especially if he looks skinny or stringy.

Dammit, I just subscribed to your newsletter!

 
 

Dammit, I just subscribed to your newsletter!

She only said she wouldn’t eat her OWN baby. Don’t cancel that subscription just yet.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

She only eats Christian babies, I presume.

 
 

Pup is correct.

 
 

Sometimes, there is a comment by vacuumslayer.

Sometimes, in by VS or maybe vs.

ALL claiming to be the same person.

Alert Teh Donaldee! Shenanigans are afoot! vs IS The Trooth!

ALL. ONE. PREGNANT LADY.

 
 

Also, Tintin clogged my plotter’s yellow cartridge. EVIL!

 
 

Is Sunday the end of last week, or the beginning of the next?

And is it allowable to start drinking then? (offer void in the Bibble Belt.)

 
 

“ALL. ONE. PREGNANT LADY.”

LOL! It’s true! I’ve been found out!

 
 

Much better “Secret Loves:” Freddy Fender, Doris Day. Couldn’t find teh Dexter Gordon version, which is even better. (No sappy lyrics.)

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

mere coincidence……..
or CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
 

Next at The White House

GET OUT!!! i just finished reading that article..

 
 

Next at The White House

also, i think a baby pair of these would be a nice gift for dudeskull…

 
 

TINTIN IS A PREGNANT LADY!

Alert Alkon.

 
 

also, i think a baby pair of these would be a nice gift for dudeskull…

he’d put an eye out.

 
 

he’d put an eye out.

and it probably wouldn’t be his own…

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

I just finished reading that article.

So did you!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s haaaaaaaappening again…………

 
 

also, i think a baby pair of these would be a nice gift for dudeskull…

ILLEGAL!

no knight under the estate of a lord, esquire or gentleman , nor any other person, shall wear any shoes or boots having spikes or points which exceed the length of two inches, under the forfeiture of forty pence.

 
 

Speaking of medieval sumptuary laws,
‘The word “liripoop” has also the meaning of “silly person”, most probably because it is an inherently funny word’.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Dudeskull is royalty though.

bbkf,

Are you the Big Ditch State,?

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

TBogg & Co. not impressed with M.Y. brush with ruffians.

re: Jennifer @ 19:59

 
 

I’m not a Gaiman fan, nor the Tim Burton look of the episode, but the best bits between Tardis as woman and the Doctor were among the best points of the entire revived series.

And in my opinion Matt Smith is in the running for the best Doctor ever, and really leading Tom Baker because Smith really embodies both the odd brilliance and enormously powerful feelings that you’d expect this Earth-obsessed time lord to have. (Of course, the writing is now far beyond what was the range in earlier incarnations, so the comparison isn’t fair.)

I don’t get why anyone other than dedicated Gaiman fans would see this as the best episode, because I don’t think anything yet has come close to “The Empty Child”. Not even close.

 
 

Oh, okay, maybe I was too hard on liripoop Ben Stein. Maybe he was distracted by his new mutant pointy boots.

 
 

also, i think a baby pair of these would be a nice gift for dudeskull…

ILLEGAL!

dammit…now i have to go back to the dog hair pillow i was making him…

 
 

maybe I was too hard on liripoop Ben Stein

I do not consider that to be possible. Witness His shilling for FreeScore.Com, not to mention that he made Jimmy Kimmel possible.

 
 

bbkf,

Are you the Big Ditch State,?

???

 
 

dammit…now i have to go back to the dog hair pillow i was making him

Shh. I am making Dudeskul a high chair out of animal bones (thank FSM for hot glue guns, amirite?) a la Texas Chainsaw Massacree.

Do not check the bones too closely, however. “Animal” bones.

 
 

Are you the Big Ditch State

No, it’s CARL.

 
 

no knight under the estate of a lord, esquire or gentleman , nor any other person, shall wear any shoes or boots having spikes or points which exceed the length of two inches, under the forfeiture of forty pence.

They had to wear garters on their calves with little chains that would hang down and hold up their pointy toes.

This could be a cool look.

 
 

Are you the Big Ditch State,?

since the advent of michelle bachmann, we are now known as the ‘dumb bitch state’

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

CARL IS?

 
 

o rly?

 
 

Dr. Who last nite was quite good.

and this thread is confusing…

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Me neither.

 
 

Not so veiled Lamb Lies Down On Broadway reference, and I refuse to be embarrassed.

 
 

Not so veiled Lamb Lies Down On Broadway reference, and I refuse to be embarrassed.

Truly the un-dead are without shame.

 
 

…Matt Yglesias got beat down…

He seems okay based on his post and his tweets but still…ouch. The few times I’ve been mugged have not been pleasant and I confess to having one or two Republican Moments and feeling shaky about walking alone for for a few weeks. Getting mugged, even if you hang on to your wallet, sucks.

 
 

El Manquécito said,

May 15, 2011 at 23:37 (kill)

More, I am appalled that nobody saw it.

YOU LOOSERS.

 
 

Republican Moments and feeling shaky about walking alone for for a few weeks

Obviously, the best course of action is to funnel yet more money to teh top 2%, and further restrict the public safety net as well as push the unemployment rate closer to 30%.

THEN those thugs will know their places, or at least know that their only alternative is to be wage-slaves to the Galtian Overlords.

Sheesh.

 
 

Also, Republican Moments is one of the WORST personal fragrances.

 
 

So Ben fucking Stein thinks that Iran is taking over the Middle East. Wow.

I suppose it was his idea that Iraq would come up rainbows and unicorns too.

Somebody needs to show him this fucking map. Then he should be flushed down the toilet.

 
 

Somebody needs to show him this fucking map.

Hogeye, thanks. Very helpful map that I had not seen before.

And kinda blows Stein out of the water, doesn’t it?

 
 

Oh, come on. Stein was a writer for Nixon, right? Like reality has any bearing on the shit he spews.

Again, I refer you to his FreeCreditScore.com shilling. Nostalgia for his two-line cameo in Ferris Bueller has allowed him to coast WAY MORE than necessary.

 
 

Also, Ben Stein is Tintin. I have proof. I will forward it to Donalde Douglas or Anal Teahouse upon transfer of $2000. contact Zombie@sadlyno.com.

 
 

Kind of amazing how people that pretend to wonkiness can be completely ignorant about the most basic aspects of cultures they claim to speak about with authority.

More amazing is how they are allowed to speak as experts as if what they say has any meaning whatsoever beyond ideological reinforcement.

Feh.

More importantly, the shorts. God, the shorts.

 
 

More importantly, the shorts. God, the shorts.

i would much rather had been rickrolled…

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

I’m guessing that it’s not Tintin in those shorts?

Or IS it?

(excellent map too , HG)

 
Spearhafoc, who thought yesterday's Doctor Who was some darn good TV
 

You know who else used maps?

Think about it.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

Balloon Juicers have more on the Althouse Conspiracy Theory.

Inspired by spear, I was just looking at some of the ‘Hitler Learns of bin Laden’s Death’ videos. Not up to the usual pants peeing funny….but now I’m thinking that a ‘ Hitler Learns that Althouse’s Blog Went down’ has possibilities.

 
 

Hitler learns that Carl Salonen is Tintin.

 
 

FYWP

 
 

Run this up the flagpole & see if anyone pulls it down & burns it:

a ‘HitlerMeade Learns that Althouse’s Blog Went down’ has possibilities.

 
 

Hitler. Carl. Tintin. Now THAT has possibities.

 
 

Which any physician can treat…

FYiPhone

 
Fenwick, who dares to Win the Future!
 

“Good thoughts be with you Slayer of Household Appliances.”

“good luck and here’s to hoping you and little Dudeskull come out fine and healthy.”

I am the Chorus again, VS: I agree, I agree, I agree

—————–

John Rev: As you said, amazing story. Thanks for the link!

Looch: I caught the Oman ref. I’m curious: What do you do in Oman? Have you lived there long? Is it an interesting location from which to view the world?

THEN those thugs will know their places, or at least know that their only alternative is to be wage-slaves to the Galtian Overlords.

Not their only alternative, ZRM. No, not their only alternative, not at all….
*dangerous smile*

Thanx to Hogeye for the map. And to Gazoogle for ‘lilipoop’. I always enjoy oddities in the lexicon.

 
 

Failed to change the nym AGAIN!

That has blown my Fake Troll cover every time I’ve attempted it. (Not that I do Fake Trolling any more, ya unnerstand. Indeed, I wish I had more time for normal–if such a word can be used–engagement at S,N.

 
 

Looch: I caught the Oman ref. I’m curious: What do you do in Oman? Have you lived there long? Is it an interesting location from which to view the world?

Hmm. You caught it but I didn’t throw it. Nor am I sure what you are referring to.

But you’re right, be an interesting place to be watching things. Alas, I am not there.

 
 

Huck & The Nuge: “Cat Scratch Fever.”

 
 

Not Looch, lobbey.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

I may give the
Althouse Believes Google is Sabotaging her Blog video
an attempt tomorrow. If anyone else wants to play….here’s the basic WindowsMovieMaker to YouTube instructions

http://s1.zetaboards.com/downfallparodies/topic/2710145/1/

They have 44 clips from Downfall, the best known one is

Hitler Original Bunker Scene

Other clips may suggest other topics or person.

 
 

Thanks for the correction, MB. So…..

Howya doin’ in Oman, lobbey?

And…

So where are you, Looch?

((I’m in Baltimore, btw. Lived here 20 years, but I’m leaving and moving to Albuquerque in 2012.))

 
 

Speaking of wut the fuk, I was up in the wee hours this morning and was listening to the DSK situation as it happened from NYC. I mean, wut the fuk? Guy’s running the IMF, a shoe in to run France and he goes full monkey on a maid at the Sofitel? Whew.

There was always roumers in France about DSK and his liking for ahem… rough sex….. which could mean different things to different folk I suppose (particularly amoung the Sadlynaughts!!!). But generally, this doesn’t come as a huge surprise to me, although a a set up is not out of the question.

Howya doin’ in Oman, lobbey?

Not too bad, is the most laid back location in the gulf, the diving is good, & the work aint too stressful, so ticks all the boxes for me at this stage. Got the usual ‘east of Cairo’ headaches, crappy driving, liquor licenses, difficulty getting pork products & boiling hot weather. However, the food is good, curry’s (lots of Indian expats) & swarma’a, tax free income & most importantly, a pool for Mrs Lobbey. So, better bet than Europe right now. Local politics wise, there have been a few demos here, mainly concerning unemployment, but nothing too serious. The Omani leader, Sultan Qaboos, is quite popular and not such a showy bugger, unlike a lot of other regional leaders, so I can’t see a lot of problems in the near term. Will keep you posted.

 
 

Thanks, Lobbey.

I’m interested in learning more about the Gulf, North Africa, eastern Med, Near East, Middle East. (Some list, huh?) It sounds from your comments about ‘usual east of Cairo headaches’ that you have lived and/or traveled widely in the region. I’m curious about what you do, and how long you have lived in Oman, if you can share any of it.

I’ve never been in the region. I’m just about finished with re-reading Robert Fisk’s The Great War for Civilisation. Do you know it?

 
 

Summoning the Elder-One

 
 

And then sudden thread death syndrome.

 
 

“Cat Scratch Fever.”

Oh fuck.

Neither Huck nor Crossbowtard belong in their respective lines of “work,” & it shows.
Nothing screams “soulless culture-slut” quite like PRETTY distortion on an electric guitar.

The judges concur: Celine Dion rocks out harder than Ted Nugent.

Nice comic relief seeing the olds in the TeeVee audience do their medicated feeble version of headbanging.

 
Thread "Tintin" Bear
 

“Cat Scratch Fever.”

Oh fuck.

Yessirree! Nothing like good old sex, drugs, and conservative values.

 
 

“Cat Scratch Fever.”

Oh fuck.

seeing as it’s monday, and i am avoiding doing any *real* work today, i gave this a look-see…damn my eyes!

i am happy that i escaped ever seeing ted nugent perform before now…what is with the eye rolling and lip biting?!? also, really huck? does your guitar strap HAVE to be that big? what are you compensating for?

this was just sad…i will now gladly finish putting together my board packets for the upcoming board meeting…

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

It’s been at least ten years since my last visit to the Roosevelt Tamale Parlor, so there should finally be tummy room for another meal there next month when we visit the Bay.

 
 

“Cat Scratch Fever.”

Yeesh. What was with the protection around the drummer, did they expect the oldsters to start hucking Ensure bottles at him?

 
 

Charizard = BLIND DATE FROM HELL.

 
 

Gee. I wonder if this has anything to do with Blartblart’s continued flailings on Pigford.

What a truly awful wretch he is.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 
Thread "Tintin" Bear
 

Yeesh. What was with the protection around the drummer, did they expect the oldsters to start hucking Ensure bottles at him?

I suspect the drummer was just some librul, commie studio drummer they picked up and the wall around him was to keep reality from seeping out of him and into Wingnuttia.

 
 

Charizard link done FUBARed all up in mah churcoul gurriyull !!

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Also RIP.

 
 

Holy crap, when will I learn that the shorter actually is an accurately summary of the content and not click through to read the actual article?

 
Thread "Tintin" Bear
 

True Patriot.

the old rusted-out camper™³²®© never told us he had a son.

 
 

What was with the protection around the drummer,

i wondered at this as well…does huck really get rough crowds like in ‘roadhouse?’

 
 

Why are all these patriotic vehicles Toyotas?

 
 

True Patriot.

yipes! a palin/coulter ticket?!?!?

 
 

Holy crap, when will I learn that the shorter actually is an accurately summary of the content and not click through to read the actual article?

apparently we all suffer from some sort of masochistic malady…

 
 

And where’s the über-patriotic Tundra? Although, this comes close.

 
 

Yeesh. What was with the protection around the drummer…

Actually, it’s protection from the drummer. Or the drums, as it were.

Drums are fucking loud. You’ll see plexi booths like that on small stages to keep the vocal mics from picking up more drums than vocals. Also, if one of the performers is prone to tinnitus, such a shield can help.

 
 

I’m not even sure the article is coherent enough to extract the shorter from, although that’s probably as close as you can get.

 
 


it’s protection from the drummer

spontaneous combustion can cause serious injury to bystanders.

 
 

I make 20k a fucking year, and I love Tamales’.

This stupid bitch is so elitist she doesn’t even know the kind of shit normal people eat these days. WTF does she think, us ‘real’ Americans eat nothing but miracle whip and pot roast?

 
 

Also RIP.

Is that Tintin?

 
 

I could not have named one of playwright David Mamet’s works before today. He’s a conservative since at least 2008; Edroso has relevant links and comments: “The fix is in,” http://alicublog.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html

Mamet speaking at Stanford, here on higher education: “A student recites some bit of received and unexamined wisdom—’Thomas Jefferson: slave owner, adulterer, pull the lever’—and is rewarded with his pellet: a grade, a degree, and ultimately a lifelong membership in a tribe of people educated to see the world in the same way.”

All most instructors want to see in a paper is evidence of critical thinking, revision, and adherence to reasonable guidelines. Mamet’s use of Jefferson is baffling at best. He was a slave owner and adulterer, among other things… “received and unexamined wisdom” fairly defines conservatism, and embittered-undergraduatism (of all persuasions) too.

“‘Dave is a very thorough thinker,’ Mordecai Finley told me, ‘but it never occurred to him that there might be another way to think about politics.'” Oy. This self-described former “brain-dead liberal” sounds like a real tool. I hope his plays are (or remain) good, because his political thought is not worth paying for. It’s http://www.renewamerica.com substance with a writerly sheen.

 
 

I like how DeAngelis was posed; the eyes say “helter skelter”, while the shit-eating grin says “I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.”

She was caught boiling her cat, right?

 
 

I think it was someone else’s cat.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

She was caught boiling her cat, right?

That’s the only way she knows how to skin cats.

 
 

Tamales are cheap and delicious.

Just like TinTin, I presume.

 
 

Jeannie DeAngelis has proven the saying, “You are what you eat.” She has over stuffed herself at the trough of intellectual bullshit and acidic petty horseshit and it shows.

 
 

David Mamet realizing his unexamined liberal values had become impracticable: “We were riding along and listening to NPR. I felt my facial muscles tightening, and the words beginning to form in my mind: SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

All great thinking starts this way. 94 of Martin Luther’s 95 theses were variants on “shut the fuck up.” Alright, I am done with Mamet.

 
 

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I have the same sentiment when listening to 2012 Republican Presidential candidates.

 
 

Trump is out of the race, and hilariously, he’s taking credit for bringing “important economic and foreign policy issues to the forefront of the national dialogue” (no mention of the birth certificate fiasco). These issues “were seldom mentioned before […] They are now being debated vigorously.”

Also, he would win if he ran.

 
 

They [the issues] are now being debated vigorously.

Like who would win Celebrity Apprentice? Or How Does One Bankrupt A Casino?

 
 

Vigorously debating the issues.

 
 

Vigorously debasing the issues

 
 

Vigorously issuing debasements.

 
 

Bankrupting the casino

 
 

The vigorous bating of tissues.

 
 

Vigorously issuing mints.

 
 

SHUTTING THE FUCK UP

Ok, who am I kidding.

 
 

Issuing vigorously in the basement

 
 

erupting the Bank

 
 

Withdrawing from the race.

 
 

Not leaving the private sector.

 
 

the old rusted-out camper™³²®© never told us he had a son.

The Feral Plastic Car?

 
 

Taking credit for ____.

 
 

Friends with Blacks.

 
 

Donald/Donalde

HOLYSHIT. ALL1GY!

Not running for president of US America.

 
 

thanks for giving me the giggles, guys…i needed that…

 
 

David Mamet realizing his unexamined liberal values had become impracticable: “We were riding along and listening to NPR. I felt my facial muscles tightening, and the words beginning to form in my mind: SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

So he traded them in for unexamined conservative values, and added unexamined ANGRY. Congratulations, deep thinker!

 
 

David Mamet realizing his unexamined liberal values had become impracticable: “We were riding along and listening to NPR. I felt my facial muscles tightening, and the words beginning to form in my mind: SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Liar.

 
 

Modern Fourth Amendment jurisprudence.

These fuckers are going to go insane. Well, I guess, even m0ar insane than they already are?

They will vigorously go batshit.

 
 

I felt my facial muscles tightening

VbjR

Yeah, I felt his facial muscles tightening too, ifyanowutImeen and I think you do….

 
 

They will vigorously go batshit.

This is the awesomest way to go batshit.

 
 

I felt his facial muscles tightening too

You were the recipient?

Context is everything.

 
 

“We were riding along and listening to NPR. I felt my facial muscles tightening, and the words beginning to form in my mind: SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Liar.

Oh I don’t know, I do that all the time, like whenever they have Boehner on, or Newt, or McCardle, or Jonah, or Byron York, or John Yoo, etc etc etc

 
 

You were the recipient?

That’s a secret and totally not true.

 
 

Oh I don’t know, I do that all the time, like whenever they have Boehner on, or Newt, or McCardle, or Jonah, or Byron York, or John Yoo, etc etc etc

I do that all the time–they keep talking about all this deficit/debt shit, and STILL nobody puts ending wars or ending Bush tax cuts or ending oil company subsidies–except in the context of talkin’ ’bout dem crazy ass liberals.

I’m saying this bullshit story “I was a liberal before I was a conservative and here’s why…” is bullshit. If you think being a decent human fucking being is “unexamined” then perhaps you need your head examined.

 
 

That’s a secret and totally true.

Edited for plausibility.

😀

 
 

Edited for plausibility.

A brother gotta make his divendends, ya know?

 
 

If you think being a decent human fucking being is “unexamined” then perhaps you need your head examined.

But being a decent human being has nothing to do with profit motives, golden parachutes or the revolving door between private and public sectors.

 
 

A brother gotta make his divendends, ya know?

Where do I forward my résumé?

 
 

One I heard Ross Douchehat on NPR. He was brought on as an “expert” on the subject of Catholicism. I facepalmed while driving.

Nice tactic. Juxtaposed with that Donohue nazi, Douchehat seems pretty sane.

 
 

http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2011/05/barack_obamaif_that_is_who_you.php
Barack Obama…If That Is Who You Are

“As Porter explained, the letter had originally been composed by a software developer named Tom Fife. “All I know is that Tom Fife is a real guy–not some e-mail scam,” she wrote. “I’ve talked to him.” In the email, Fife recounted a dinner-party conversation he’d had with a Soviet scientist in Moscow in the early 1990s.
“Since I had dabbled in languages,” Fife wrote, “I knew a smattering of Arabic. I made a comment: ‘If I remember correctly, ‘Barack’ comes from the Arabic word for ‘Blessing.’ That seems to be an odd name for an American.’ [The Soviet scientist] replied quickly, ‘Yes. It is ‘African,’ she insisted, ‘and he will be a blessing for world Communism. We will regain our strength and become the number one power in the world.'”

Here is the original source by Mr Fife
http://www.americanfreepress.net/html/global_elite_picked_obama_171.html

 
 

Where do I forward my résumé?

Since you know how to do those frenchy things over your e’s, no resume needed. You’re hired.

 
 

I’m saying this bullshit story “I was a liberal before I was a conservative and here’s why…” is bullshit.

That’s for damn sure. Anybody who denigrates their old beliefs as unexamined and then makes crystal clear their supposed new ones are just as unexamined can’t possibly be taken seriously; it’s the mindless, skin-deep, lip-service* conversion of the wind-vane mind.

*Oh hush.

 
 

Fife recounted a dinner-party conversation he’d had with a Soviet scientist in Moscow in the early 1990s.

Yeah, that voter registration drive thing he was doing was TOTALLY paving the way for USSR-style communism. Plus, note how he names people CZARS like a good bolshie!!! Oh, wait…

 
 

You’re hired.

What are the “benefits”– ifyanowutImeen and I think you do….

 
 

The trickiest liberal trick is to invite Boehner, Newt, McCardle, Jonah, et al. onto NPR and then cleverly fail to expose them as frauds. “No rant, no slant”–if that means the truth gets obscured, so be it in the name of journalism.

My gut reaction is seldom “shut the fuck up.” Usually I just want better discourse. Shutting up is what folks should do spontaneously on realizing that they’re out of their depth or that someone else is talking sense.

 
 

Don’t beleive the fake conversion story. Mamet is in deep cover and was groomed gay Islamic radicals to help institute the Homo-caliphate which he hopes will be Caliphabulous!

 
 

If Obama was any kind of real communist, he would have had all the czars killed on his first day in office. Fucking poser!

 
 

the Homo-caliphate

At least our towns will look faaaaabulous.

 
 

I has luls
http://www.thefinaledition.com/article/italian-prime-minister-outraged-by-ashton-kutchers-two-and-a-half-men-deal.html

Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian television star who plays the role of Prime Minister in the long-running Italian reality series “The Italian Government,” professed himself outraged Friday at being shunted aside by Ashton Kutcher in the race to replace Charlie Sheen in Two and Half Men. The New York Times Final Edition reported on Tuesday that CBS had decided on Berlusconi because his wildly erratic private life, homophobia and financial chicanery made him the perfect replacement for Sheen, both in his role of Charlie Harper and off-screen. According to Berlusconi’s agent in Milan, “We thought Silvio’s only competition was Hugh Grant, who is a boring boring boring stupid English man and we had it locked up tighter than the Pope’s panty-hose.”

In a rambling interview with Rai Uno, Berlusconi called Kutcher “un gatto-ragazzo” – literally, “pussycat-boy” – who slept with a woman old enough to be his mother (these were not Signor Berlusconi’s exact words) and said of his comedic talents: “buffo como una fossa di bambino morto’ or ‘about as funny as a dead baby’s open grave’

The Prime Minister then removed most of his clothing and asked his interviewer if he could caress her nipples. Many media observers believe CBS will regret its decision.

 
 

 
 

You people talk too much. Anyone wanna recap the thread for me?

 
 

“You people talk too much. Anyone wanna recap the thread for me?”

Mamet, Penis, Poop, Obama-Commie, Fart, Burp, Berlosconi, and Poop also. Hope that helps.

 
Spearhafoc, who is recapping the thread
 

There were some masturbation-euphemisms based on things said by other posters.

 
Spearhafoc, who is recapping the thread
 

Recapping the thread.

 
 

That was only the last 20 comments though.

 
 

T+U:Some of my best work went into this thread and it was ignored *sob*. I’m only thinking of the poor wretches who will never get to read it *sob*
Also Tin Tin is Pope Carl or some such

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

You people talk too much. Anyone wanna recap the thread for me?

Tintin is Carl Salonen. That is all you need to know. Ever.

 
 

Good to know nothing has changed.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

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OT but I once took a dump which was the spitting image of Pope Pius XII. Sadly, this was before Ebay.

 
 

Barack Obama…If That Is Who You Are

Lies. All lies.

The truth is out there.

 
 

I sense some unease, young Pupienus? Maybe a tightening of the facial muscles?

 
Spearhafoc, who is Tintin.
 

Post.

 
Spearhafoc, who is Tintin.
 

Why did that work but my actual comment won’t go through?

 
 

T+U:Some of my best work went into this thread and it was ignored *sob*. I’m only thinking of the poor wretches who will never get to read it *sob*
Also Tin Tin is Pope Carl or some such

Okay,okay! I’ll go back and read it, just for you.

The pope is a gay Belgian? That explains so much.

 
 

also, tamales…or was that covered in the previous burp and fart recap?

 
Spearhafoc, who is Tintin.
 

I still can’t post it!

 
Spearhafoc, who is Tintin.
 

It’s not even a good post or anything, but I’m really pissed off about this. Just post, damn you!

 
Spearhafoc, who is Tintin.
 

Gah!

 
Spearhafoc, who is Tintin.
 

Okay, never mind.

 
 

Spear,

There is a wordfilter for the word “f00l”. If it’s in your post, it won’t.

There may be others. I dunno.

 
 

Does it have the word “f00l” in it?

 
 

Spearhafoc, did you say something nice about Althouse because that could be the reason. I hear that the internets are involved in a conspiracy against her.

 
Spearhafoc, who is dumb.
 

Ah, I get it now. Makes sense.

 
Spearhafoc, who is dumb.
 

Not the Althouse thing. I would never say anything nice about Althouse.

 
 

You said “Althouse” and “F-0-0-L” in the same sentence? Jeepers the Islamic overlords will be pissed off at such wanton overplaying of the hand.

 
Spearhafoc, who is dumb.
 

It’s the C@r1 $@1on3n thing. There’s a filter on that I was unaware of.

 
Spearhafoc, who is dumb.
 

Yup, definitely a filter.

 
Pupienus Maximus
 

Christians keepng it classy.

 
 

Withdrawing from the race.
Stood as an independent.
And forfeiting the deposit.

HA HA N__B is without WWW access and cannot dob me in for stealing punchlines from The Pearl.

 
 

Taking advantage of a split in the opposition.

 
 

“And while the march and rally focused on the Christian message of ‘love,’ the event remained deeply homophobic, with speakers routinely condemning gay people as “sinners” and describing same-?sex relations as something wholly unnatural or perverse,” reports Igor Volsky of Think Progress. “In fact, just minutes before Diaz took to the microphone to stress his respect for gay people, Rev. Ariel Torres Ortega of Radio Visión Cristiana said that the gay people are ‘worthy of death’,” Volsky writes, then quotes Reverend Torres:

whoa…that is some tough love, there…

 
 

“Since I had dabbled in languages,” Fife wrote, “I knew a smattering of Arabic. I made a comment: ‘If I remember correctly, ‘Barack’ comes from the Arabic word for ‘Blessing.’ That seems to be an odd name for an American.’ [The Soviet scientist] replied quickly, ‘Yes. It is ‘African,’ she insisted, ‘and he will be a blessing for world Communism. We will regain our strength and become the number one power in the world.’”

Odd. I always thought “Barak” was a Hebrew name. Perhaps the name of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak might have given people a clue. Failing that, the name of the Hebrew Commander in the Bible.

 
 

Shutting up is what folks should do spontaneously on realizing that they’re out of their depth or that someone else is talking sense.

“Out of their depth” is the natural state for people like Boehner and Gingrich. I’m not looking so much for political talking hedz on the news. I want people who are not retarded to comment on the retarded things that politicians say so that we all have the facts.

Democrats are no strangers to hyperbolic bullshit when they get locked on a target either. I’m looking for facts. Real stuff so that I’m not left feeling stupid enough to believe anything those fuckheads say.

 
 

‘Yes. It is ‘African,’ she insisted, ‘and he will be a blessing for world Communism. We will regain our strength and become the number one power in the world.”

Well, this (allegedly) comes from the wife of a communist businessman in 1992 Russia so confused seems to be the default.

 
 

“whoa…that is some tough love, there…”

WWJC? Who would Jesus crucify?

 
 

Damn, I missed some funny-ass shit.

 
 

“whoa…that is some tough love, there…”

WWJC? Who would Jesus crucify?

relevant…

 
 

BULL LIMPET !!!!!

 
 

…and T&U !!!!

 
Spearhafoc, who is dumb.
 

Missing the shit.

Wait…ew.

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? The funky fact of the matter is, you silly socialists are getting hit with a SPREAD of TRUTH! Badoodle-boo-yeah! Ding dong dilly, ya better be believin’ that Da Cool Coach is rockin’ and sockin’ right on ya, if ya feels me! Urban out.

 
 

Coach Urban Meyer , you need more grammar fail if you want to convince me.

 
 

SPREAD of TRUTH!

miracle whip?

 
 

“Taking advantage of a split in the opposition.”

veiled butt sex reference?

 
 

Whipping a miracle.

 
 

above comment is stupid

 
 

my comment

 
 

Feeling Coach Urban.

 
 

“Feeling Coach Urban.”

That’s like so gay!

 
 

“Taking advantage of a split in the opposition.”

veiled butt sex reference?

above comment is stupid

not if you are referring the the split in opposition between Ben Dover and Phillip McCracken…

 
 

True dat.

 
 

This thread is getting very gay.

 
 

above comment is stupid

Mine was then…smart?

Oh.

I did not know that.

 
 

This thread is getting very gay.

on the contrary, i am not finding it to be overly bright and cheerful…

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

Look, you crazy commies, the funky fact of the matter is, you can’t stop ConservoMentum ’12, you’re just gonna have to deal with it. Know what I’m rip-rappin’ about? Urban out.

 
 

Know what I’m rip-rappin’ about?

Yes.

Bachmann-Palin Overdrive 2012.

And you are doing so on a very gay thread.

Spread of Truth, Coach? Hmmm?

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

Badoodily oodily in yo’ noodily, Silly Sadlies!

 
 

Coach Urban Meyer , you need more grammar fail if you want to convince me.

The fact is, here in the Heartland, we don’t shimmy for any “urban” coaches, if you know what I mean.

 
Coach I. McQueen
 

Badoodoo lily In my boodly!

 
Spearhafoc, who thinks this is too easy
 

Shimmying the urban coach.

 
 

tigris, wonderful image: conversion of the wind-vane mind.

gocart, I’m adding ‘caliphabulous’ to my lexicon. Also applause for WWJC.

I am extremely impressed by the many Sadlies who were vigorously debating the issue up-thread. Much laughter in Baltimore!

Hopeye: Good explaination of drum-kit plexigas. Also used in recording studios back in the Cretaceous, when musicians actually laid down tracks together. Also enjoyed the Birther fiction link (21:55)

 
 

Wait. I’m confused. So Coach Urban Meyer isreally Tintin?

 
Fenwick, who is HTML Mencken
 

Another clue for Donalde to work on.

 
 

I know I’m a terrible person but this is the place for that right? I can’t help thinking of DSK as some kind of demented Pepe LePeu chasing his Sofitel housekeeper (with appropriate uniform) all around the $3000/night ‘room’ at the Sofitel, the whole time keeping up a constant, encouraging, heavily accented narration of amour.

I know this is wrong.

 
 

I seem to have misplaced my Double-Secret Identity Roster of Sadly Nyms.

Who is D. Aristophanes, again?

 
 

Shanking the urban coach.

 
 

This thread is getting very gay.

Which is circle to my jerk.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

I was told today that teh gaii agenda has nearly taken over the world because somebody made a commercial with LeBron James telling kids that it’s not cool to call poorly executed basketball skills ‘gay’. Not sure if it mentions any other behaviors.

Am working on the Hitler/Donalde/Althouse video. Not sure if it’ll be worth the wait.

Weren’t there a couple other S,N! videos someone did a while ago?

 
 

Who is D. Aristophanes, again?

Clue?

 
 

Who is D. Aristophanes, again?

TinTin.

Duhuh.

Try and keep up, ya’ll.

 
 

Real Coach or Fake Coach?

I’m undecided. Some of the stylistic ‘tells’ are present; some are missing. I would like a wider text sampling.

Coach Urban: Please put up some more comments. How about a couple of paragraphs? Perhaps stick around for some conversation?

Trolls are among my favorite games at Sadly, No!

 
 

Who is D. Aristophanes, again?

Pinko Punko. Also: fish, gocart, T&U, and Tintin. There are others, but I need more XP to get to the next level of reveal.

 
 

Oh, if anyone was wondering if my previous link was parody, this is from the same place.

 
sham - low sodium hunchback
 

I hear that Pascal Szidon is heavily influenced by Mamet.

 
 

Funny from comments at G. Mozart’s link:

“hum… its interesting the way [ancient Greeks?] see the homosexuality its just like… a way for be relax? i think”

Which is kinda what Strauss-Kahn is telling the maid in El Manquécito’s scenario as he chases her around the bed: “it’s just a way for be relax”

 
 

Republican candidates:

In: Gingrich, Romney, Bachman, Paul, Pawlenty, Cain!

Out: Trump, Huckabee

?: Daniels, Palin

 
 

In, frothy fecal matter but I repeat myself.

 
 

out: Donaldee
In: Tintin

 
 

out: Donaldee
In: Tintin

This may be wrong because word has it that fecal matter is in this year.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Coach Urban: Please put up some more comments. How about a couple of paragraphs? Perhaps stick around for some conversation

Googling “Badoodle Boo Ya” or “Super Sarah the Power Palin” will serve up a spead of the Cool Coach for textual analysis.

 
 

Holy fuck! Mind blowing idea: what if Tintin is actually
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.
TINTIN?!?!?!11

Oh the humanities!

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

I was told today that teh gaii agenda has nearly taken over the world because somebody made a commercial with LeBron James telling kids that it’s not cool to call poorly executed basketball skills ‘gay’. Not sure if it mentions any other behaviors.

I bet the LeBron James P.S.A. wasn’t nearly as good as the P.S.A. featuring Time Hardaway and George Takei.

 
 

Top tier is:
Romney, Bachman, Gingrich
2nd tirer is:
Paul, Pawlenty, Santorum and Cain

[Make your own joke]

 
 

Holy fuck! Mind blowing idea: what if Tintin is actually…

Unpossible.

 
 

This may be wrong because word has it that fecal matter is in this year.

Depends on how much fiber you eat.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

This may be wrong because word has it that fecal matter is in this year.

The Year of the Scat

 
 

B^4: Thanks! I can also use that a resource for trying a Fake Coach in the future.

Unless, of course, I already knew about the textual resoure, and am–even now–pulling off a Fake Coach, brilliantly concealed under the guise of a faux Real-or-Fake investigation.

*Colbert Middle-Eastern mystery music and eyebrow twitches*

((Also glad our S,N times have meshed at last.))

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

((Also glad our S,N times have meshed at last.))

The last couple of days have been all about visiting family for me, hence my scarcity in these here t00bz

 
 

It’s the C@r1 $@1on3n thing. There’s a filter on that I was unaware of.

And now you are.

 
Spearhafoc, who framed Roger Rabbit
 

This may be wrong because word has it that fecal matter is in this year.

Ideally, fecal matter goes out.

It’s true on so many levels.

 
 

gocart: I heard a rumor that the Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High guy is going to run as a Republican. Does anyone know? [I’ve backed w-a-y off domestic politics. Barely a blip on the radar now.]

 
 

gocart: Santorum wasn’t on your first list? Has he declared?

 
 

This may be wrong because word has it that fecal matter is in this year.
This may be wrong because word has it that fecal matter is in this year.

“The Year of the Scat”

“Depends on how much fiber you eat”.

Vote! Y’all.

A. BBB
B. T&U
C. Needs more poop!

 
 

The last couple of days have been all about visiting family for me, hence my scarcity in these here t00bz

Really? I’ve been here….wait a minute! I’m you!

 
 

F.U. Althouse for for fuckin’ up my comment. Yes! I blame you!

 
 

I heard a rumor that the Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High guy is going to run as a Republican. Does anyone know?

McMillan…aka Carl Carladino…has announced that he’s running for President but hasn’t named a party yet.

 
 

‘Stup Actor?

 
 

High Rent Guy is claiming he will enter Republican primaries, but what are the chances he can raise filing fees or get signatures?

 
 

has announced that he’s running for President but hasn’t named a party yet

MSNBC announced that he declared as a Refuck.

What the hell? His message has more substance than the rest of them. He also expanded it to rent being too high, gas is too damn high, and everything is too damn high.

No word yet on what he intends to do about this. October surprise inbound.

 
 

Hats back on, gentlefolk- an idiot.

“I spent the first 60 days of my time at Godfather’s listening, to figure out what we needed to do,” Cain says. “It wasn’t complicated: get back to basics.”

“Number one, we had too many products on the menu. We had gotten away from our core product. We had too many crusts. We had the original Godfather’s pizza crust, we had the original Godfather’s pizza, and then we had three imitations that looked like Pizza Hut, Domino’s, and Little Caesar’s. I got rid of the three imitations, and we got back to focus on the one we were good at.”

“Number two, we simplified the operations, because if you simplify the operations, you make it possible for the people in the restaurant to execute exceptionally well every day. When you’ve got too much stuff, they can’t execute.”

“Number three, we instilled in the company that we could, in fact, win again.”

Cutting an organization down to its core mission, sharpening the focus of its employees, and then re-energizing those employees — it’s a strategy that has obvious resonance for a man who wants to run an overextended and deficit-ridden United States government. “So in your view,” I said to Cain, “America has too many crusts?”

“Yes!” Cain exclaimed, breaking into a long laugh. “America has too many crusts! And we’ve got to simplify things, clarify things so that we can achieve real progress.”

“You get it!” Cain beamed.

 
 

Mozie! How they hanging?

Are you TinTin too?

 
 

THEIRS TO MANY DAMM CRUSTS!

 
 

No word yet on what he intends to do about this. October surprise inbound.

He’ll reveal that he’s actually TinTin

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

High Rent Guy is claiming he will enter Republican primaries, but what are the chances he can raise filing fees or get signatures?

Jimmy McMillan has a little anti-semitism problem. That kinda takes the fun out of his campaign.

 
 

“gocart: I heard a rumor that the Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High guy is going to run as a Republican.”

WTF, who cares, they have their token black guy, where the fuck is Alan Keyes? Oh yeah, Cain. It all doesn’t matter because Thomas Sowell will fly in (literally) right before the convention and steal everything just like that other black guy 50 cent would do.

 
 

THEIRS TO MANY DAMM CRUSTS! in Herman Cain’s pants.

Ewwww.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

It all doesn’t matter because Thomas Sowell will fly in (literally) right before the convention and steal everything just like that other black guy 50 cent would do.

They can always get Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog as a keynote speaker.

 
 

I vote for C. Thread also needs more poetry, limricks, and faux lyrics. And food pr0n. Or is everyone having weekend left-overs?

 
 

Has anyone ate Godfather’s Pizza? Is it as bad as I have heard?

 
 

. . . . Because if he makes the crust just right, I would totally vote for him!

 
 

“Yes!” Cain exclaimed, breaking into a long laugh. “America has too many crusts! And we’ve got to simplify things, clarify things so that we can achieve real progress.”

America is exceptionally good at bombing people, so why not focus on that and bomb as only the best bombers can bomb?

 
 

That kinda takes the fun out of his campaign.

But he’ll fit right in to the Republican primaries. I want to see in primary debates, up on the platform with the rest of them. He is the perfect spice for Crazy Gumbo.

 
 

Hiya, Mr. former-frog and winter-conveyance!

Have you made progress on the Wiki libretto?

 
 

As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

 
 

See that? I just linked to THE FUTURE.

Donalde is TinTin in the past is Fenwick in the future.

 
 

“America has too many crusts! And we’ve got to simplify things, clarify things so that we can achieve real progress.”

Because it’s A WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY with hundreds of millions of very different people and fifty fucking different states and not some fast-food shit-slinging pizza emporium. Jesus God.

 
 

“‘Tunnels the cartels have built that cross from Mexico into the U.S. have grown increasingly sophisticated. It is a learned skill, the [source calling himself an anonymous ex-U.S. intelligence] agent said points to Hezbollah’s involvement.

Where are the knowledgeable tunnel builders? Certainly in the Middle East,’ [the agent] said.” (courtesy whiskeyfire)

If I had as much money at my disposal as a Mexican drug cartel, I’d hire an engineer or two to design those tunnels. Not a Muslim one, though– he/she might be on a watch list.

 
 

Shoulda been Wiki Leaks, of course.

I assume that at least one verse of the Manning song will include his transfer to Leavenworth?

 
 

Herman Cain said,

May 17, 2011 at 1:22

HOLY CRAP he’s Chauncy Gardner! Without the charm or occasionally accidentally sounding deep.

 
 

Hi Fenwick, Glad to hear you’re better after the ‘ernia.

Wikileak libretto went by the wayside after I sobered up a bit. Also I started WikiLeaking too: ‘in 1992 Mr. E Legs was a naughty boy because this..’

Now my main thing is to link Martin Amis to footballers via beards. Safe.

 
 

Where are the knowledgeable tunnel builders?

In the CIA and NSA. Or am I the only person who remembers the Berlin eavesdropping tunnels of the ’60?

 
 

Without the charm or occasionally accidentally sounding deep.

PENIS. No wait, what’s the other one?

 
 

You know who else builds good tunnels? North Koreans.

I think the reichwing needs to look into the link between communist, nuke-yu-lar armed Kim Jong-Il and Mexican illegals!

 
 

Watch the market value of those Muslin tunnellers.. They’re about to achieve a quantum leap in tunnelling

 
 

Substance is a naughty boy.

 
 

I should have mentioned, of course, that all Mexicans work for drug cartels. Same diff.

 
 

You know who else does tunneling?

((Hint: In Jerusalem, right next to the Temple Mount.))

 
 

Number one, we had too many products on the menu. We had gotten away from our core product. We had too many crusts. … and so on.

Compared to the rest of those batshit candidates, Cain actually sounds, well, reasonable. I mean, sure it’s a phony comparison but at least he’s talking about shit that at least sort of resembles traditional politics rather than crying about the scary Messicans and scary Mooslems and scary debt and scary black guy in the white house.

Give him that, at least.

 
 

Ooooooo. So much fun here, I lost track of the time. My game is in the 3rd inning. Back later.

 
 

Has anyone ate Godfather’s Pizza? Is it as bad as I have heard?

I had it in the ’80’s, and it was on par with Pizza Hut and other upper crust (heh) chain type pizza joints. A step up from Domino’s, a huge dive down from the bistro/specialty joints.

 
 

Give him that, at least.

You could give him that. As we creep closer to actual primaries/caucuses, I’d kind of expect him to take a hard right turn. It would be a gamble though. There has GOT to be a bunch of right leaning independent types that are dying for a Republican who’s not a complete psycho.

He’s interesting, if nothing else. It’s a refreshing change from the OMG THE FAGGOTS ARE RAPING EVERYBODY line that GOP has leaned on so effectively for so long.

 
 

See that? I just linked to THE FUTURE.

You mean you can link to comments that haven’t been made yet? Isn’t that like crossing the streams?

 
 

Did someone mention a quantum leap in tunnelling?

 
 

Compared to the rest of those batshit candidates, Cain actually sounds, well, reasonable. I mean, sure it’s a phony comparison but at least he’s talking about shit that at least sort of resembles traditional politics rather than crying about the scary Messicans and scary Mooslems and scary debt and scary black guy in the white house.

Give him that, at least.

So he’s a Perot/Forbes-style nut rather than an uber-racist, but who also happens to be big on tight border control and buddy-buddy with the tea partiers. I dunno, not feeling the huge improvement.

 
 

BOO.

 
 

Isn’t that like crossing the streams?

Makes it hard it keep your pants dry

 
 

Isn’t that like crossing the streams?

Actual, physical contact!

 
 

BOO.

JESUS. That scared the shit out of me…

 
 

We are raping everybody. It is our right, as the faggots. We control you str8s and make you are bitchez.

 
 

So where were you when you heard that Matt Yglesias got a random beatdown in DC? Seemiblgy random, that is. And was I the only who immediately wondered whether HTML Mencken has an alibi?

 
 

Seemibulgy, rather.

 
 

So where were you when you heard that Matt Yglesias got a random beatdown in DC?

I was working on the problem of workplace over-regulation.

 
 

… sounding deep.

PENIS. No wait, what’s the other one?

There’s a mark twain joke in there somewhere.

 
Spearhafoc, who framed Roger Rabbit
 

Personally, I’m against rape.

 
 

………………….assault with a friendly weapon.

*ducks head*

 
 

How is a duck’s head friendly?

 
Mike La Torres
 

INTERIOR
CHINESE RESTAURANT
KAI RYSSDAL and DAVID MAMET are eating

KAI
It means, Dave, you haven’t closed
a good one in a month, none of my
business, you want to push me to
answer you.

DAVID
(contorts face)

KAI
And so you haven’t got a contract
to get stolen or so forth.

DAVID
Shut up. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 
 

Vous êtes très mallard

 
 

You ate three mallards?

 
Gordon, the Big Express Engine
 

Can you get Godfather’s delivered to Galt’s Gulch?

 
 

Betcha can’t eat just one.

 
 

Drop your panties Sir William. I cannot wait ’til lunchtime.

 
 

You ate three mallards?

Maybe just the heads.

 
 

This duck is dead.

 
El Manquécito
 

Brings new meaning to duck and cover.

 
 

Vous êtes très mallard

That’s a base canard.

 
 

Buncha wisequackers.

 
 

Quacking the jokes.

 
 

Ducking the bill

 
 

Platypus

 
Spearhafoc, who framed Roger Rabbit
 

SHUT THE DUCK UP!

 
 

That’s one stupid troll… What’s with the rightwingers’ jealousy of all things Michelle?

 
 

Postscript–

On the day Osama bin Laden’s death was reported, Jeannie DeAngelis wrote a piece re: Trump, headlined: “Does Hollywood think they can bully a guy who just made the president blink?”

The writing is beneath discussion, but further illustrates the limits of DeAngelis’ predictive and analytical powers.

 
 

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