Come. Back. Here. You. Rab. Bit?
A.O. Spades, Ace of Spades HQ:
Halo No More: Recent Pictures of Obama Show Depict Him As An Angry Lunatic
I am winding up for a slowball.
Or at least the pictures taken which Drudge’s editor is (brilliantly) choosing to post.
My one foot is forward like this, with the other foot trailing behind, like that. I just took the ball out of my glove and said, “Woo-oo-ooaah,” like slow people do.
My arm goes around like, Woo-oop,
Woo-oop,
Woo-oop.
We might see the MFM embargo this type of photo now so it never even makes it out into the world.
Thanks to rdbrewer for pointing this out.
Woo-oop. Doop. Doop. Doop.
Thuh-row-wing thuh slllo-o-o-ow ba-a-a-a-alll…
Doop. Doop. Doop. Doop. ..
Doop. Doop. Doop. Doop…
Above: Mr. Spades
Photo cf. Pierce, The Beast is Red.
Title cf. “Water, Water, Every Hare” (1952).
Barack Il Duce! Nobody at the National Review ever looks like a stupid asshole.
History shows (& depicts) again & again, yada.
What does ‘MFM” mean? No, I don’t want or care to know. Never mind.
Love the title. No need for the cf. One of the all time favs.
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It’s a wonder Mr. Bacon&playdoh didn’t photoshop a mashup of the Drudge pic and this one.
Also, MFM?
Oh, and this is the bestest Loadpants GIS result evar.
A titty-monster took the NR cruise in 2008, & posted some big-ass pix of her rubbing said titties against every reactionary she could find.
Scroll half-way down.
(Fine resource for Shoppery.)
And an actual angry lunatic (second from left) on a more recent cruise. Think La Geller is jealous of the bottle blond?
Take some footage of someone talking in a normal way, and try jabbing the freeze frame button. You’re going to see some odd-looking expressions in there.
“Jabbing the freeze frame button” does the trick. Jonah Goldberg “jabs the freeze frame button to try to rebut Tomasky. Maybe “Recent freeze frames posing as stories on Big Government…”
Did anyone else watch the Jonah hosted Young Conservative panel dishes on ex clip? I didn’t really get this post until I watched that clip. Duh, “Thuh-row-wing thuh slllo-o-o-ow ba-a-a-a-alll…” even Ace is amusing when you jab the freeze frame button.
I have no idea what this blog post is about.
Okay, I have some idea, but “Woo-oop doop doop doop”?
There’s a difference between “that” and “which”. Also. You should read about it somewhere.
PS: The photo at the bottom looks like “Droopy Dog Sad Sack”, not “Angry Scary Black Scary Man”, which is what they were going for with the top one. I’m only saying this in case that was what “slow ball” meant, because er, not so much.
Oh sorry, that/which was in the post you were quoting, I thought that was your comment linking to Drudge. Carry on.
Not only does Obama have bigger hands than Ace, they’re farther apart.
Halo No More: Recent Pictures of Obama Show Depict Him As An Angry Lunatic
“Reflections aren’t a big part of your life are they Ace?”
Naw, too cerebral.
“Sha right bitch, like you could ever hope to look that good.”
Nope, too obvious.
hmmmmm,…
Ace, if you’re seeing halo’s around the President’s head you need help.
Okay I think I have something. By “throwing a slow ball” you meant “hitting a slow pitch”.
That is, someone throws a slow ball, and you hit it out of the park, because it’s so easy to hit.
Otherwise, “I’m about to throw a slow ball” still makes no sense, unless you mean that your post is going to be a nice, slow pitch that will be easy for the right winger to counter. Why would you want that?
Either way I still have no idea what all of the woop-doop-dooping is about, but then we at the D.O.O.P take that sort of thing seriously.
If ya gotta ask ya aren’t ever gonna know.
Whatta dupe!
Otherwise, “I’m about to throw a slow ball” still makes no sense, unless you mean that your post is going to be a nice, slow pitch that will be easy for the right winger to counter. Why would you want that?
Baseball (or any other sporting) metaphors making sense…. sort yourself out now or I’ll lay a ream of football (soccer) metaphors on your ass…..
We are simply fortunate that Obama can still be focused. When his transformation is complete, we will not be able to record him in any manner.
All right! A slowball. I totally got this one. I’m going to crush it outta the park!
Right, so like Ace is all “heh heh, check out the Drudge. It’s got like totes funneh pics of Blacky Hussein! heh!” Because, like Drudge is like totally objective! Like you’ll never find a more unbiased news outlet than Drudge!
LOLWUT!
Ugh. Strike One.
Okay, okay, okay. I got it.
See, Ace is all “Drudge has gone this way, and like noone will follow him. Because ye Olde Mainƒtreem Media always ignores Drudge”
Heh heh. LOLWHUT! Ace you been huffing gas again? heh.
STRIKE TWO!
Right. Last chance here. . I’m gonna crush this one.
Right, so uh- And the funneh thing is those ye Olde Mainƒtreem Media types are like so IN THE TANK for Obummer. You’d NEVAR EVAR see unflattering pikchoors of Obammy at CNN or MSNBC or at the NYTimes.
LOL, CNN! LOLWHUT.
Please please tell me that’s not STRIKE THREE
Here comes the wind up…
OT; apparently Obama used the phrase “the empire is striking back” to describe the GOP.
PJM responds with a midterm-length essay about why it’s really Obama that is the evil Empire http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/obamas-empire-strikes-out/?singlepage=true. One more for conservatives appropriating liberal icons…
That’ll move the chains!
Wait a minute…
All I know is I want Socialist Superman to save us.
EPIC conservative fail at Bible quote, still from PJM (http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/palin-frum-and-the-tea-party/?singlepage=true).
Which would be a good reference except for, you know, the fact that the entire parable is about looking for the beam in your own eye before lookin at the mote in your neighbor’s, e.g. clean up your own house instead of ignoring in in favor of ranting about your neighbors like – well, like you just did.
Why behold the mote in this other dude’s pants when you can behold this beam in mine?
D.O.O.P. relax, a lot of Gavin’s posts are like looking at the sun. Or one of those Magic Eye 3D picture things. Remember those?
Good to see you back, Teh Gav
M. Bouffant said,
October 19, 2010 at 8:18
A titty-monster took the NR cruise in 2008, & posted some big-ass pix of her rubbing said titties against every reactionary she could find.
Scroll half-way down.
(Fine resource for Shoppery.)
The Loadpants and the K-Load are awesome. Might just steal them for a blog post at my own place. I’m low on material since it turned grey and rainy around here.
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The slow ball which apparently wasn’t easy to hit, about 3’40”.
I don’t know what y’all are talking about — conservative Galtian supermen are always the most beautiful people around. What you see as a doughy sack of loathsome pus is really the Manliest Man in Manly-Town, if only you weren’t blinded by your unfathomable dumbosity. (chortle chortle) (blends Yoo-Hoo, Coors, and Funyuns into new Galtian cocktail)
EPIC conservative fail at Bible quote – Chris
Speaking of which, I was up in the wee hours of the morning last night and watching TeeVee to try to get back to sleep. On some Christiany-show they were claiming Jesus was against the capital gains tax and gave some New Testament cites to back it up. Well, obviously I was too tired to write down the cites. Anybody know what the feller on the TeeVee was talking about? Any pointers to what must be another epic Bible quoting fail?
A brief diversion to show depict Ace for the wierdo he is.
The Loadpants and the K-Load are awesome. Might just steal them for a blog post at my own place. I’m low on material since it turned grey and rainy around here.
Done.
The L.A. Times published something by LoadPants today. Surprisingly enough, it is stupid and offensive.
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Fuckin invisable boobies, how do they work?
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
October 19, 2010 at 13:23
M. Bouffant said,
October 19, 2010 at 8:18
A titty-monster took the NR cruise in 2008, & posted some big-ass pix of her rubbing said titties against every reactionary she could find.
Scroll half-way down.
(Fine resource for Shoppery.)
The Loadpants and the K-Load are awesome. Might just steal them for a blog post at my own place. I’m low on material since it turned grey and rainy around here.
That one with K-Lo – she has the exact same look my nephew has when he loading his hosen.
The pic of Jonah (or the whale, I get confused); where’s her hands? Scared now. He has a happy-but-puzzled face…
GAVIN!
Most of my pictures make me look like a red-eyed demon with a double chin. I’m not sure what this says about either of us?
What does ‘MFM” mean? No, I don’t want or care to know. Never mind.
Google that shit, motherfucker.
What’s to throw? Ace obligingly placed himself on the batting tee.
Either way, Gavin totally slam-dunked that touchdown.
Goddammit T&U, I googled MFM and got the Mephit Fur Meet, in Memphis.
Must now sandpaper brain!
Ooohh, better yet,
Mountain of Fire And Miracles Ministries, Lagos, Nigeria!
I had an email exchange with their CFO once, he needed help to safeguard some church funds by getting them out of the country, and he needed a good, trust-worthy, American christian to help! Seemed like a sweet guy…
Goddammit T&U, I googled MFM and got the Mephit Fur Meet, in Memphis.
Really? That was the first thing that came up?
The internet just keeps getting more and more perverse.
Mephit Fur ? *sigh* can’t believe I’m going to google that.
Oh…of course.
I’m always surprised that when I type in “dick” i get “Dick’s Sporting Goods”. Which is cool cuz that’s what I’m looking for…but I imagine a lot of other people aren’t.
Macao International Airport!
Mephit Furmeet!
doop!
EPIC conservative fail at Bible quote
Fucking getting the point, how does it work?
Mountain of Fire And Miracles Ministries
GODAMMIT! Now what am I going to call my business?
Metropolitan Filipino Ministry? Maryland Friends of Midwives?
All of the forenamed?
Mrs. Fred Mertz
Helllooooo! I already explained what MFM is. It’s ye Olde Mainƒtream Media. Ye knoweth, ƒometimeƒth is ƒeemƒ aƒ if ye payeth not attentionƒ to mine gyre and gimballing in the wabeƒ.
Speaking of I.L.L., let’s play Guess the Author:
Megafarad (Metric)?
or maybe the second M is upside down and it’s actually
Maestro Fresh Wes.
My uncle?
let’s play Guess the Author
Hmmm. Rampant get-off-my-lawn-ism, itchy SHIFT KEY finger, considers 57 years “two generations”. I’m leaning towards Richard Cohen, but that’s too many “from x to y” items for the lazy Dick.
Is it Chuck Norris?
Also, Lady Jane? What? Weren’t that more British than ‘murrican? Or is Mick Jagger actually from New Jersey? And Aspirin. Bayer’s German.
My guess is Robin of Berkeley.
It’s Michael SavageWeiner.
What, with no plug for energy drinks?!
MFM, for “motherfucking media,” is apparently Ace’s own coinage:
http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/mfm_msm_nickname/
Doesn’t really seem to be catching on.
I thought motherfucking media was really disturbing porn.
Lemme get this straight: When we had a genuinely angry man for the eight years prior to Obama, no one pointed out that he was psychotically angry, what with the “Dead Or Alive” threats, or the “Bring It On” shit.
But a photo taken in an instant when Obama was a little fired up, and suddenly we need to make sure his finger’s not on the button?
Our old friend Todd Seavey appears on a C-Span book panel hosted by the Doughy Pantload, and grinds a romantic axe with one of the other panelists.
In two generations.
That’s the story of AMERICA THE GREAT…to AMERICA THAT GRATES.
Pam Atlass?
grinds a romantic axe with one of the other panelists.
We tapped that yesterday, Jen
In two generations.
That’s the story of AMERICA THE GREAT…to AMERICA THAT GRATES.
Blah blah blah much better in the Fifties yadda yadda sex and drugs Sixties blart blart perversion fart fart wimmin and NEEgros knew their place ack gag barf.
We tapped that yesterday,
That’s what they said.
Hey, wait! That photo promises “Invisible Boobys”, and there is Ace, plain as day!
I call shenanigans.
Ye knoweth, ƒometimeƒth is ƒeemƒ aƒ if ye payeth not attentionƒ to mine gyre and gimballing in the wabeƒ.
ƒtop quoting your mom.
Right.
No reputable media outlet will ever publish a photo that makes Obama look angry…
From MUTUAL ASSURED DESTRUCTION to ASSURED NATIONAL DESTRUCTION in two generations.
So we should go back to the Cold War when everyone was hiding under their desks and the nation was mere hours away from having entire cities (not just two buildings) destroyed. Perfect logic there, wingnut.
From MUTUAL ASSURED DESTRUCTION to ASSURED NATIONAL DESTRUCTION in two generations.
What Mr Savage (I cheated) fails to point out is….REPUBLICANS RAN THE COUNTRY FOR MOST OF THAT TIME!
From AL EINSTEIN to AL GORE.
From CATCHER IN THE RYE to KETCHUP ON THE FLY.
Wait…what?
They’re claiming Einstein and Catcher in the Rye as their own now?
(Actually, they can have CITR. An overrated book by an overrated author.)
Is there anything as completely metal as living fuck as the blogger Ace ‘o Spades? What a truly appropriate nom de blog — perhaps the only thing that rocks as hard as Motorhead in the whole universe is an obese chickenhawk warblogger, so I’m glad after 8+ years he’s still sticking with the name. METAL. AS. FUCK.
perhaps the only thing that rocks as hard as Motorhead in the whole universe is an obese chickenhawk warblogger
I see him more as Night Ranger…
PREACHERS to BREACHERS, ATHLETES to SEXLETES, BOY SCOUTS to TOY SCOUTS, GIRL SCOUTS to TWIRL SCOUTS.
WTF is all this about? Can anyone translate this from SavageWiener-speak to English?
I mean, seriously, “twirl scouts”? The HELL?
I have no problem declaring that Michael Savage is clinically insane.
TWIRL SCOUTS
I guess you didn’t hear about the new Girl Scout merit badge: “Lesbianism”
I guess you didn’t hear about the new Girl Scout merit badge: “Lesbianism”
If they’d had this when I was in the Girl Scouts, I would have had 5 or 6 badges instead of just two.
What does ‘MFM” mean? No, I don’t want or care to know. Never mind.
Doesn’t MFM refer to the modified frequency modulation encoding used on computer disks?
BTW — BitterScribe, they already claim MLK, so why not claim Einstein while they are at it?
Agreed with you on Catcher in the Rye. Unless the whole point is that it is ironic how H.C. denounces everyone as a phony when he himself is an overprivileged phony, I don’t see the point in that book.
If they’d had this when I was in the Girl Scouts, I would have had 5 or 6 badges instead of just two.
I suspect my cub scout troop may have seen membership decline, and wig ownership incline.
Also.
From LSD to ADD
At least we now know what drove SavageWeiner insane in the first place.
At least we now know what drove SavageWeiner insane in the first place.
Don’t be fronting on the D, man. You had to be fucked up in the first place for that to happen.
Or did you mean the ADD?
I thought motherfucking media was really disturbing porn.
No comment.
Hey, he’s the one claiming acid for the wingnuts. Not my fault.
Unless the whole point is that it is ironic how H.C. denounces everyone as a phony when he himself is an overprivileged phony, I don’t see the point in that book.
Its the psychological “Fountainhead” for adolescents. Think about it: it’s the book that most clearly delineates teenage angst but it does it on such a simplistic scale that any moron can grasp what Caulfield struggles with.
Most people outgrow it quickly, but like Lord Of The Rings, it’s one of those books you had to read to be relevant but you didn’t get the point of until years later.
Thanks to this commenter, we now know that Dr Perfesser Mike Adams was addicted to angel dust.
You know who else was addicted to angel dust?
You know, I finally figured out who Acehole Spayed reminds me of: Walter Sobchak. I think that he cultivates the look; I think that, late at night, he puts on his Blu-Blockers and his tan vest and stands in front of the mirror, repeatedly drawing the air pistol that looks like an automatic, the one that his cousin-in-law let him borrow and finally gave up on getting back after years of asking, repeating the line, “You are entering a world of pain.” See, he thinks that Walter is the hero of the movie.
POTUS, on the other hand, looks like he’s about to go medieval on someone’s ass, and about time, sez me.
Oh, wah, you guys are always well ahead of me.
So Ace’s point is that the media should be carefully selecting the most unflattering photos of Obama to publish, and it’s a conspiracy if they’re not?
Praise for Matt “I Am The Eggman” Drudge = saving me the trouble of taking anything else you have to say seriously EVAR.
The lack of a digital bone through Obama’s nose in that picture means that liberals are the real racists because SHUT UP THAT’S WHY.
From SCI-ENCE to LIE-ENCE.
Evolution hates America! The theory of relativity is a socialist plot! Global warming? More like communist swarming, amirite?
Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious.
You know who else was addicted to angel dust?
Captain Kangaroo?
So Ace’s point is that the media should be carefully selecting the most unflattering photos of Obama to publish, and it’s a conspiracy if they’re not? – g
I was too ill and too tired to drive home last night, so I spent the night in a nearby hotel (hence me waking up in the middle of the night and watching TeeVee). And whaddya know? The USA Today had a very unflattering picture of Obama. It also had some idiot arguing that if you give health insurance to everyone, doctors’ offices will be overcrowded. After all, imagine if car insurance covered every ding and scratch? How crowded would auto mechanics be then?
Um … my car insurance (and most peoples) as far as I know, does indeed cover every ding and scratch you get on the car. It’s just that most people don’t bother to fill out the paperwork to get dings and such fixed and anyway the amount would be under the deductible for the car insurance. And, wait a minute — health insurance works the same way: there is a deductible, etc. And I have been on crappy, high deductible health insurance where I in fact didn’t bother to use my health insurance because it wasn’t worth it.
The argument was a major fail on even more levels than that, but I am still too ill to write coherently about it (and if I were feeling better, I would be doing real work and not writing a comment on some blog about a crappy op-ed type piece in USA Today).
sadlyno.com = MFM*
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* malfunction monitor
The theory of relativity is a socialist plot!
But…but…but…AL EINSTEIN!
Memphis Fur Meet? Now THAT’S funny.
Obvs DOOP is new around here. Nice to see you around.
It also had some idiot arguing that if you give health insurance to everyone, doctors’ offices will be overcrowded.
Durr, fecking preventative medicine, how does it work?
I’d think that lefties would like to see some pictures of an angry President. He’s been so compliant, trying to negotiate with those who won’t, and well, the rest of us lost our patience long ago.
Speaking of slowballs, how is it we have heard nothing of this on S,N?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/18/cspan-c-span-todd-seavey_n_766978.html
[Tintin adds: Hold your horses, there, bucko. I’ve got something on that which I’m posting in a little bit.]
“It also had some idiot arguing that if you give health insurance to everyone, doctors’ offices will be overcrowded.
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on the plus side, the emergency rooms will go back to treating emergencies.
Is this remotely related to the subject at hand? No. But …I just bought these fucking badass boots…and I had to share. You can’t have them, of course, but you can look. OMG, I’m so happy. I also just got these. The baby wanted them. I have no say in the matter.
VS, second linky no worky. I GOTTA SEE THOSE BOOTS! (Loved the first ones…)
Water Water Every Hare
And all you have to do is sit through a cell phone ad. In Romanian.
Speaking of slowballs, how is it we have heard nothing of this on S,N?
How is it you missed the entire second half of yestersday’s thread?
I’d think that lefties would like to see some pictures of an angry President.
No … I want to see VIDEO of Obama kneeing Boehner in the yarbles so hard that it lifts him about a foot off the floor – with sound plz.
His boobies aren’t invisible, they’re just hidden under a shirt.
Anyway, they’re moobies.
(Yes, yes, I know. Hush.)
-fred
… doctors’ offices will be overcrowded.
Perspective from LEAFS SUCK. Up here, the deductible for our universal health care is zero. Caveat LEAFS SUCK is well serviced by medical professionals and wait times for various things vary. On average though, you guys have way more doctors per capita than we do.
My annual physical is booked in advance, so there’s no wait – but if I needed to see someone about the strange rash I developed after that night with actor’s mom – I’d have to book that. It’d probably take a week for my regular doctor to fit me in, maybe less if I sounded really freaked out about it.
The ER would probably low priority me and based on experiences with other ER trips, it’d take the better part of a day waiting to see a physician.
If I went to a clinic I’d probably be dropping my pants in some stranger’s place of work in an hour or two. Might be longer if I had to go at a time when a lot of people with strange rashes from actor’s mom were in line. Which is surprisingly infrequent considering – well you know. Hooray for the wonders of retroviral medication I guess.
Anyways, it’s not the gold-plated cadillac service that your überelite John Galts are used to, but I think “crowded” might be an exaggeration.
TL;DR: I call bullshit. Even when it’s free, lots of people don’t go to the doctor because they don’t want to be told to stop smoking or to stop having degrading physical relationships with slutty whores like actor’s mom.
Marion, let’s try this again.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go barf.
That worked, VS. Those are even snazzier than the first pair. Sorry about the barfing…
Given that Obama has done nothing but lick Republican boot while he’s been in office, chuckling good naturedly in the face of the ugliest far right abuse, it’s amazing the sheer balls these fuckers are showing in trying to portray him as an angry, out-of-control lunatic. Never even mind the obvious projection going on here.
If only he were one tenth as nasty to them as they claim….
@VS
Those boots, while inexpensive and fashionable, are useless. They have no lugs at the heel and toe to latch into downhill ski bindings, they do not look particularly warm, and they are far too insubstantial to provide support in a GS turn, let alone the alpine downhill. You need something more along these lines:
http://www.langeskiboots.com/US/US/rs-110_LB01070_product_women-boots.html
It’s not quite a deductible of zero. In Ontario, we are rationed to only one complete physical examination (not of the type that actor’s mom does) per year (unless there are circumstances otherwise, such as recovering from surgery or the monitoring of some medical condition such as actor’s mom rash or being in vacuumslayer’s state of womb). If another is required for some non-medical reason (requirement of a new job, starting on some crazy breatharian diet regimen, wev) then there’s a user fee. It’s usually pretty nominal, I believe my doctor charges twenty bucks but I’m not sure since I’ve never availed myself of that service. I don’t even know if it’s a standardized user fee.
Regardless, I remember going over a decade between doctor’s visits because I was a teenager/twentysomething and therefore invulnerable. Plus, what a hassle, showing up on time to pee in a cup.
state of womb
That is soooo going to be the next meme of the week – nice turn of phrase, sir, well played.
A titty-monster took the NR cruise in 2008, & posted some big-ass pix of her rubbing said titties against every reactionary she could find.
Scroll half-way down.
All those beaming dickheads, and suddenly K-Lo shows up, dour and grim like Banquo’s ghost. V. dramatic.
“I’m you … but much MUCH stupider.”
The only ‘tard I need is the ace of spades.
Holy crap.
Is being an ignorant fuckwad actually a prerequisite to running for office for these twits?
Damn you, Jim.
*refresh before post. refresh before post*
Is being an ignorant fuckwad actually a prerequisite to running for office for these twits?
Yes.
SASQ.
Coons said that creationism, which he considers “a religious doctrine,” should not be taught in public schools due to the Constitution’s First Amendment. He argued that it explicitly enumerates the separation of church and state.
“The First Amendment does?” O’Donnell asked. “Let me just clarify: You’re telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?”
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,” Coons responded, reciting from memory the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
“That’s in the First Amendment…?” O’Donnell responded.
*sound of Nym’s jaw dropping on the floor*
Truly the pupil (O’Donnell) has surpassed the master (Palin).
The only ‘tard I need is the ace of spades.
Lemmy be the first to complement you on that.
In Ontario, we are rationed to only one complete physical examination (not of the type that actor’s mom does¹) per year (unless there are circumstances otherwise, such as recovering from surgery or the monitoring of some medical condition such as actor’s mom rash² or being in vacuumslayer’s state of womb).
¹ Mom is a full-service health provider, not that crappy shit you Canuckians pass off as “doctoring”.
² That’s not a rash and penicillin will clear that right up.
All those beaming dickheads, and suddenly K-Lo shows up, dour and grim like Banquo’s ghost. V. dramatic.
Well, see, there’s a woman uglier than she is AND THAT WOMAN IS GETTING LAID!
Gavin, you know better than to idolize Obama. For thirty years, you’ve known better. You used to be proud of it. You knew the Democratic Party was a sham all along.
Why do you lie and prostitute yourself here… and for free? All those fakes and phonies you hate, at least they do it for the money, and use the money to support themselves and family. You’re just as big a phony as they are, but you don’t get paid for it.
Is your 70 year old mother paying for your $10 a day cigarette habit? Who’s paying to keep your infant in diapers? Fuck Obama.
LEAFS SUCK
You lost to the Islanders, so yea. Almost as badly as your mom.
Chuck U. Farley = Todd Seavey.
Shut up, Chuck. Keep it off the blog.
Dear actor212,
Gavin typed today’s blog entry on his mother’s keyboard in his mother’s house, while flicking ashes onto its keyboard. He lives in her basement. They likely both drank themselves to sleep last night. Gavin’s infant son is thousands of miles away and Gavin hasn’t seen him in months and couldn’t care less.
Chuck,
Don’t care. Why do you?
Don’t care. Why do you?
Hamsher’s paying him to care.
I’d probably be dropping my pants in some stranger’s place of work in an hour or two.
So a normal day for DKW.
Hamsher’s paying him to care.
Damn left-wing welfare…no one ever pays me to care!
I just bought these fucking badass boots…
I know little of footwear, but the phrase “Women’s Bomber Platform Bootie” is oddly compelling.
Amirite, fellow buttmen?
but the phrase “Women’s Bomber Platform Bootie” is oddly compelling.
There’s room in the wedge for an entire IED.
Hey now. Just a goldfish or two will work just fine.
John Wayne to Lady GaGa? I honestly don’t understand the connection, unless there’s something about The Duke that Michael Weiner knows that I don’t. And this:
From RELIGION to PIGEONS.
just doesn’t make any sense. Is he trying to claim that pigeons didn’t exist two generations ago? They did. There are pictures of them, even.
There’s room in the wedge for an entire IED.
Oh good, so I can skip bring condoms.
Wait…what?
Above: Mr. Spades
You see…I got these tiny hands. And these invisable boobys next to them only make them look tinier.
And the damn picture doesn’t even look angry, unless you’re one of those people who shit yourself in fear every time you leave the basement.
I am more concerned by the possibility that Obama is an Accordian Player.
Ok, these last two posts are fairly bursting with win.
From LSD to ADD
I advocate a return to the traditional American values of LSD, too.
From SCI-ENCE to LIE-ENCE.
Yeah, hardly anybody talks about orgone anymore… COVER UP.
Doughy Goldberg looks like Trotsky if Trotsky had retired to Alabama near a Krispy Kreme shop.
Yeah, hardly anybody talks about orgone anymore… COVER UP.
What about phlogiston!?!?!
WE’RE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES HERE!!!!!
America has gone from EISENHOWER to OBAMA in two generations.
From THE POTENTIAL FOR THE DISASTROUS RISE OF MISPLACED POWER to WHICH CANDIDATE IS MORE LIKE JACK BAUER
From AMPUTATION to MEDICATION
from LOBOTOMIES to THERAPIST FEES
from CERTAIN PEOPLE KNOWING THEIR PLACE to LAWS AGAINST DISCRIMINATING BY RACE
from BITCH WALKED INTO THE DOOR, DURR to OH SHIT IT’S A RESTRAINING ORDER
from THE BLACK AND WHITE MINSTREL SHOW to BARRY MANILOW?
from MOM AND APPLE PIE to BOMB AND APPLE DIE
from BASEBALL to MACEBALL
from HOT DOGS to NOT POGS
from GANGS OF SCUTTLERS to SMEDLEY BUTLERS
from SPATS to FLATS
from AMUN-RA to SUN RA
from LYNDON B JOHNSON to VE VILL CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON
from STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK to CONCENTRATED BEEF STOCK
from SONNY AND CHER to BUNNY AND HARE
from BLUE ÖYSTER CULT to SUN VOLT
from RALPH KRAMDEN to PACKAGES RAMMED IN
from THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE to THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE SENSE
Doctorb – that kicks serious ass.
(holding up lighter)
*holding up iPhone app lighter flame*
Fire code, Xecky
You who say so what if Gavin never sees his infant son again: aren’t you the same ones who cheered him on when the son was born? Don’t any of you remember Dr. Marita Barth, his wife?
If you look down on Bush and Cheney for being morally corrupt, well then what about Gavin? Gavin’s infant son of 12 months needs milk and food and a stable living situation, and instead Gavin lives with his mom in New Jersey in her basement. He wakes up each morning coughing up a lung from his nicotine addiction, and daily his mom facilitates his nicotine and alcohol addictions by buying him token amounts of each daily… silently…
None of you think this will hurt him? or his kid? What is the morality of this? Can you approve of this and simultaneously disapprove of Bush/Cheney shenanigans?