Oct
16

Another Episode Of “The Real Victims” With Mike Adams




Posted at 16:29 by Tintin

Mike Adams has made a career, more or less, over at Clown Hall chronicling efforts by women and gays to harass him, allegedly by writing sharply-worded letters to him as well as by mentally broadcasting hateful taunts in his direction which are then picked up by his fillings and intrude into his thoughts. The latest assault on Adams’s delicate sensibilities was a series of co-ordinated suicides by gay teenagers who killed themselves expressly to embarrass Adams and to affect his standing at the cow college where he teaches.

Never one to take such personal attacks lightly, Adams fights back and reports a shameful truth about Christian suicides which are being covered up by the mainstream media

Officials on college campuses across the nation are alarmed at a wave of recent suicides involving Christians who have been harassed by homosexual activists. The main stream media isn’t covering the story so, as usual, I have taken it upon myself to do their jobs for them. None of the following eight cases have been covered by any of the three major news networks.

That may well be because, unlike the recently publicized suicides by gay teens, the suicides Adams is talking about are completely imaginary, as in fabricated out of whole cloth by Adams to try to make a rhetorical point about the equivalence between adults who have been criticized for expressing anti-gay views and teenagers who have been driven to suicide after having been bullied, beaten up and shamed by classmates. Adams is also working on a column pointing out that the Holocaust is pretty much the same thing as public criticism of a Republican candidate for dressing up in Nazi uniforms and pretending to be a member of a Panzer division.

This wouldn’t by Sadly, No!, of course, if I failed to point out what really happened to each of the “bullied” adult Christians.

Jonathan was a community college student in California. He was giving a speech on the impact Jesus Christ has had in his life and in the lives of others he knows. During the speech, he quoted a verse from the Bible, which referred to the traditional definition of marriage. His professor jumped up in the middle of the speech and shouted “You fascist bastard.” He then refused to give Jonathan a grade for the speech – sarcastically telling Jonathan he should “ask God what (his) grade is.” Jonathan subsequently committed suicide.

Jonathan didn’t kill himself but, instead, filed a four-count lawsuit against the professor and won three of the four counts.

Scott was a librarian at a university in Ohio. He was a member of a committee charged with picking books for a freshman reading program. He recommended a book called The Marketing of Evil, which was critical of, among other things, homosexuality. A homosexual faculty member publicly accused Scott of sexual harassment – merely for recommending the book. Shortly thereafter, Scott took his own life.

The university quickly dismissed the faculty member’s harassment charges against Scott who, of course, is now suing the school and the faculty member.

Jennifer was a graduate student in Georgia. She was studying counseling at the graduate level when word got out about her religious objections to homosexuality. Some professors also found out that she considered homosexuality to be a chosen lifestyle. Neal Boortz found out and called her ugly names on his radio show. The university forced Jennifer to go through a government-mandated thought control program, which Neal Boortz had endorsed on air. She soon found herself facing the prospect of expulsion from the university. She later killed herself in the face of the Boortz-led witch hunt.

Jennifer, rather than hanging herself, is now being represented free of charge in a lawsuit against the university.

Crystal was an administrator at a university in Ohio. She wrote an article for the local paper, which let homosexuals know that there are ways to escape the lifestyle that ends their lives prematurely. She told them they could find hope in God. But they were enraged. They demanded that she be fired from her job – even though her opinions were written and disseminated on her own time. They managed to get her fired. Later, she took her own life.

Crystal, after her firing, went on to write a book and to create two businesses which she manages. She is also suing the university and says she would gladly return to her old job.

Julia [sic] was a student at a university in Michigan. She was asked to help a homosexual client by using “gay affirmation” therapy. But she refused to do so because of her beliefs about homosexuality. (Note: It is OK to refuse to provide gay correction therapy even if that is what the client desires. But one must not refuse to provide gay affirmation therapy). Julia was expelled from Eastern Michigan because of her views. So she ended it all.

Julea Ward is now happily employed as a high school teacher and is, of course, suing Eastern Michigan University

Ruth was a student in Georgia. She was battling her campus speech code in federal court when homosexual activists began spreading rumors about her on the internet. They even called her a “bitch” for fighting against the campus speech code. After they circulated pictures of her Jewish co-plaintiff (doctored with swastikas) all over the internet she decided she had had enough. So she took her own life.

Georgia Tech settled Ruth Malhotra’s suit and revised its policies. Ruth was invited this March back to Georgia Tech to host a First Amendment forum. She is now happily collecting wingnut welfare from Campus Watch.

Mike was a professor in North Carolina. The director of the local LGBSTQQCCISA (Lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer, questioning, completely confused, indecisively-sexed, and allied) Center kept sending him emails promoting LGBSTQQCCISA issues. The director of the LGBSTQQCCISA Center admitted that she did it to provoke him. He felt bullied. So he killed himself.

Sadly, No! Mike Adams is still alive.

163 Comments »

  1. lawnorder said,

    October 16, 2010 at 16:35

    What a shithead.

    Kids killing themselves and the jerk thinks it is funny to compare them to people who were criticized for bigotry.

    UGH.

  2. Steerpike said,

    October 16, 2010 at 16:35

    Thank you Santa!

  3. Irion said,

    October 16, 2010 at 16:48

    Seems like according to Dr. Mike Adams, dishonesty is the best policy. I wonder if he tried that shitty little stunt on his graduate committee. I’d love to know who those fuckers are, how the hell did they let this intellectual midget get a Ph.D.?

  4. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 16:53

    Will somebody please explain to me how academia is all a bunch of communisitical LIEbruls who discriminate against conservatives so that they never get hired anywhere? Let me see now, Ann Althouse, Glenn Reynolds, le Donalde, Jacobson, and this asshat have certainly had their careers ruined , now haven’t they?

  5. the fourth Yorkshire republican said,

    October 16, 2010 at 16:56

    In my day, we didn’t lie about friends committing suicide, we damn well made them follow through with it! Sitting in our club’s library with a Webley revolver pointed at their noggin, if they dared to start mewling “I’ve got so much to live for” and “My life insurance won’t pay out to my loved ones”; we’d shout “Get on with it!” And afterwards we’d prop ‘em up again so the post-death twitching would plunk a couple more rounds into their melon. But just try telling that to kids these days.

  6. N__B said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:03

    Litigious bastards.

  7. Paul T. Lazaro said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:04

    I see what you did here: you took the now famous “pundit on the toilet making a poopy” photo shop and took it to a newer, and dare I say, even more excellenter level. “Douches of a Lesser God as bathroom accessories” wins.

  8. noen said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:05

    You had a revolver?

    LUXURY!

    All we had was a rusty spoon. Do you know how long it takes to kill yourself with a rusty spoon?

  9. N__B said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:08

    Do you know how long it takes to kill yourself with a rusty spoon?

    Strangest scene Kurosawa ever filmed.

  10. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:10

    Litigious bastards.

    Including the illustrious Dr. Adams, who is suing his university for denying him promotion. The fact that he has only one major publication and that one not scholarly, of course, has nothing to do with this decision.

  11. N__B said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:11

    The fact that he has only one major publication

    Centerfold spread in Guns and Ammo?

  12. Substance McGravitas said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:11

    Christians are killing themselves and you lieberals laugh.

  13. tigris said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:11

    Litigious bastards.

    Only tort reform can help us lower the rising cost of university education.

  14. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:12

    I also note on his university profile, he lists the NRA as a professional association membership. I have heard of padding your CV, but this is ridiculous. Of course, he also cited his Clown Hall columns in his application for promotion.

  15. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:15

    Centerfold spread in Guns and Ammo?

    Please! They have standards.

    A typically whiny assed book about how tough it is to be a conservative on campus called Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel: Confessions of a Conservative College Professor (2004).

  16. beejeez said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:15

    How can you people make light of the epidemic of people killing themselves because they felt pressured to respect gay rights? For shame!

  17. tigris said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:16

    Including the illustrious Dr. Adams, who is suing his university for denying him promotion. The fact that he has only one major publication and that one not scholarly, of course, has nothing to do with this decision.

    The only other person I knew who claimed to have been discriminated against because of his faith had the same sort of lackluster publishing history. He also threatened a lawsuit to pressure the school into giving him tenure anyway.

  18. N__B said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:18

    Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel: Confessions of a Conservative College Professor

    He doesn’t know the definition of “confession,” does he?

  19. TruculentandUnreliable said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:19

    That Photoshop is far too kind to him.

    “The director of the local LGBSTQQCCISA (Lesbian, gay, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer, questioning, completely confused, indecisively-sexed, and allied) ”

    LOLOLOLOLOL those queers are SO RIDICULOUS, trying to include everybody non-heteronormative in their movement.

  20. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:20

    He doesn’t know the definition of “confession,” does he?

    Or much else so far as I can tell.

  21. Steerpike said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:34

    How can you people make light of the epidemic of people considering the possibility of thinking about deciding to discuss a proposal to someday entertain the notion of threatening to to tweet about killing themselves because they felt pressured to respect gay rights? For shame!

    Fixt for conservative Christian courage

  22. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:39

    How can you people make light of the epidemic of people killing themselves because they felt pressured to respect gay rights?

    We are not making light of them, we are cheering them on.

  23. Substance McGravitas said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:49

    What this Adams deviant doesn’t understand is that Christianity is a choice he and his fellow sickos make. There are camps and retreats you can go to that’ll help cure this fixation for the rod and the staff.

  24. Pupienus Maximus said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:55

    As I said yesterday, Mike Adams is loathesome excess human baggage who should ESADIAF. I can’t put into words how much I despise the vile fuckwad cancer.

  25. Pupienus Maximus said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:10

    Jesus kills or How Religion Is Killing Our Most Vulnerable Youth

  26. noen said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:18

    “There are camps and retreats you can go to that’ll help cure this fixation for the rod and the staff.”

    Exposure therapy?

  27. Padre Mickey said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:25

    Er, I thought that the kind of Christians Mike Adams hangs with believed that suicides spend eternity burning in hell. Can’t be a very good idea for such Christians to take their own lives.

  28. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:42

    Can’t be a very good idea for such Christians to take their own lives.

    Actually sounds rather like an ideal outcome to me.

  29. Tommy Deelite said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:43

    Words fail.

    Easily in the S,N! pantheon. That Mike Adams could write something so over-the-top offensive, yet obviously still earnest, without the aid of Swank-caliber looniness, is fucking breathtaking.

  30. Hemingway said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:45

    This is not the correct way to write a short story, Mike.

  31. tsam said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:46

    @Tommy

    I think the looniness is debatable, but I’m gonna hafta add a “no fucking shit, dude”.

  32. tsam said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:48

    Can’t be a very good idea for such Christians to take their own lives.

    Hence the brilliant idea of killing teh gayz before they can drive the Christians to hellfire suicides.

  33. Shandi said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:48

    Lies make baby Jesus cry!

  34. tsam said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:50

    I heard Mike committed suicide shortly before writing this piece.

  35. OTB said,

    October 16, 2010 at 18:56

    >I heard Mike committed suicide shortly before writing this piece.

    FTW!

  36. Americaneocon said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:06

    Hateful taunts … and ‘imaginary communists’!

    ‘The Enemy Within: Those Totally ‘Imaginary’ Communists’.

  37. Nom de Plume said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:07

    Fake Christian suicides are the new cab driver.

  38. Pere Ubu said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:13

    I see Dumb Dougie is still trying to recapture his fifteen minutes milliseconds of fame. Pitiful, really.

  39. Anonymous said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:14

    noen said,
    October 16, 2010 at 17:05

    You had a revolver?

    LUXURY!

    All we had was a rusty spoon. Do you know how long it takes to kill yourself with a rusty spoon?

    Right then. Oh, to have had the wonderfulness of a rusty spoon when I killed myself as a lad. I had to milk my own breasts, cover myself with man’s milk, and then bury myself in an ant hill to await the blissful relief of being slowly eaten to death. But just try to convince kids of that these days!

  40. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:16

    Be still my beating heart! The Donalde has graced us with his presence, come to defend the honor(sic) of his fellow underachieving, whiny conservatard professor.

  41. the fourth Yorkshire republican said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:16

    I was Anonymus. But just try identifying yourself to kids these days!

  42. TJ Parker said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:28

    He’s such an @ss. I don’t think he recoginizes the difference between disagreement and harassment.

    Hey Mike! I have an idea. Send your Christian 13-year old to live among the locals in Saudi Arabia for a couple years, and lets see how he fares.

  43. Mysticdog said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:31

    DOUGIE!!! THEY ARE RIGHT UNDER YOUR BED!!!!

  44. noen said,

    October 16, 2010 at 19:36

    “I had to milk my own breasts, cover myself with man’s milk”

    Interest, newsletter… possible book contract.

  45. Looch said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:08

    Mike Adams and The Donalde.

    Bookends of teh stoopit.

  46. Trig said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:09

    Thanks Mike! Thanks The Donalde!

  47. 'squatch said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:13

    Sasquatch is Mansmilk!!!!
    errrr

    Murmansk

    errrr
    Merman?

  48. Scott said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:16

    “I had to milk my own breasts, cover myself with man’s milk”

    The Donald Douglas Story

  49. Scott said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:21

    What the hell does Mike Adams teach anyway?

  50. teh Universal Schlong said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:23

    Don’t let the blasphemers get ya down, Mike!

    You know who your daddy is, don’t ya boy?

    Now pray faster!

    And HARDER!!

  51. doctorb said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:26

    Mediocre academics suing their way into tenure on the basis of their “faith” (invariably conservative, it seems) is different from affirmative action because shut up, that’s why.

  52. Smut Clyde said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:28

    He also threatened a lawsuit to pressure the school into giving him tenure anyway.

    Did he include the lawsuit as part of his publication history?

  53. Jesus H. Christ said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:35

    Sinful Sodomites,

    Mike Adams was simply heeding my wishes in addressing the outrage of my chosen people, who are having to bear the burden of acknowledging the humanity of young homosexuals. Dear Mike’s glib treatment of recent suicides by young homos barely does a sufficient job of demonstrating how insignificant the humanity of these sinning homos really is to me. I do not appreciate how the God-hating liberals in your land insist upon shaming my poor chosen ones for their righteous, public, and emphatic declarations about the sexual feelings and activities of people with whom they are otherwise completely uninvolved. Your advocacy for young homos fills my chosen ones with shame, and they will not simply remain silent while you shove your sinful thoughts down their throats.

    Ominously,

    Jesus Hetero (Butch) Christ

  54. teh Universal Schlong said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:38

    Glad see all money on tuition didn’t go to waste.

    Who’s your Daddy?

  55. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:39

    Neal Boortz sided against a conservative creep?

    WHA?????????

  56. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:40

    What the hell does Mike Adams teach anyway?

    Village Idiocy

    He teaches by example.

  57. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:41

    a Webley revolver pointed at their noggin

    A trembling Webley?

    Someone had to say it.

  58. noen said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:42

    “Village Idiocy

    He teaches by example.”

    How does that work? ‘Cause when everyone is the village idiot, no one is.

  59. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:43

    “There are camps and retreats you can go to that’ll help cure this fixation for the rod and the staff.”

    Exposure therapy?

    Massage therapy.

  60. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:44

    How does that work? ‘Cause when everyone is the village idiot, no one is.

    Hey, he works on college campuses.

    Affirmative action cuts both ways.

  61. Kitty_Sanchez said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:45

    Whoa! Thanks for that link. Poor bastard. Even with evidence of the frail humanity of ALL of us slapping them in the face, they still have such a hard time accepting what should be so easy to understand.

    Sigh.

  62. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:45

    I agree with Hemingway.

    Dr Mike? Brevity is the soul of wit. You’re only half-short. If you’re silent, we’ll think you wise.

  63. Kitty_Sanchez said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:46

    Derp. That thank you comment above was supposed to be directed to Substance McGravitas.

  64. actor212 said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:48

    Dear Mike’s glib treatment of recent suicides by young homos barely does a sufficient job of demonstrating how insignificant the humanity of these sinning homos really is to me.

    Admit it, Lord…you shot your wad all over Judas’ burnoose and that’s why he narced.

  65. noen said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:50

    “Even with evidence of the frail humanity of ALL of us slapping them in the face”

    VPR

  66. El Cid said,

    October 16, 2010 at 20:58

    Haaaalp! I’m being oppressed! I’m being persecuted for my views! And maybe makin’ money off it!

  67. Butch Jesus said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:11

    Actor212,

    Any rumors Judas may have spread about the size of my member or the manner in which the holy seed was spilled are considered blasphemy, and those daring to spread these disrespectful notions will be punished.

    Further, anyone who entertains rumors questioning the unrelenting punition of the mighty sword wielded by Jesus, your Lord, will suffer the consequences. I am known for omnipotence, damn you.

    Hetrosexually, omnipotently, and balefully,

    Jesus Hetero (Butch) Christ

  68. Kitty_Sanchez said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:12

    neon,

    Sorry — what’s VPR?

  69. N__B said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:32

    Venusian Public Radio.

  70. No-Visible-Means said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:35

    Venusian Public Radio.

    N_B, sometimes you are cruel, but still funny.

  71. brendan said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:36

    Veiled mike adams reference

  72. TimeZoned said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:38

    Look this totally proves his point, that people who are accused of being extremist right wing Christians don’t feel as if they’ll be so stigmatized by that they end up committing suicide, because overall the country doesn’t actually stigmatize that at all, but celebrates it, in fact it’s a litmus test for any candidate running for national office to show how devout the candidate is.

    Oh, that wasn’t his point?

    Look if these wingnuts are going to argue against their own points, then this whole thing won’t make any sense at all!

    Oh, it hasn’t made sense for some time now? Okay fine then.

  73. Pere Ubu said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:38

    Venusian Public Radio.

    You’ll notice every time they have a Martian on, they need a North Venusian for “balance”… pfaugh!

  74. N__B said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:38

    N_B, sometimes you are cruel

    Comedy is not pretty.

  75. Anonymous said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:40

    And afterwards we’d prop ‘em up again so the post-death twitching would plunk a couple more rounds into their melon.

    And they LIKED it.

  76. Mr Wonderful said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:46

    This blatant lying about people committing suicide seems doomed to failure. Because the people are still alive, you see. It’s the other way that works: claiming that X did something (such as being gay or being hounded for not being gay) AFTER X HAS DEMONSTRABLY DIED, that you can get away with, to an extent.

    Poor Mike. And he tries so hard.

  77. tigris said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:56

    What the hell does Mike Adams teach anyway?

    Criminology, isn’t it?

    Did he include the lawsuit as part of his publication history?

    Like his book, he never quite got around to finishing the process. He did get tenure, though.

  78. tigris said,

    October 16, 2010 at 21:58

    Veiled penis reference, Kitty.

  79. Wyatt Watts III said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:01

    Mike Adams is brainless

    His writing is derange-ous

    And I won’t eat these mangoes, if you please.

    Theme to M*A*S*H* **

    ** (Mike Adams, Shit Head)

  80. Mysticdog said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:04

    Criminology, isn’t it?

    Ahhh… he couldn’t make it as a cop, I take it?

  81. KWillow said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:07

    These conservatives sure love to sue, don’t they? Wonder what they’ll do when the Repugs have gotten rid of all the Trial Lawyers?

  82. No-Visible-Means said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:14

    DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 17:10 (kill)

    Litigious bastards.

    Including the illustrious Dr. Adams, who is suing his university for denying him promotion.

    With this genius move, Dr Adams has all but insured that no other university will ever hire him. HR departments aren’t going to go to bat for “biting the hand that feeds ya” candidates. Hope you like it there in UNC-W Mike. Because you are now stuck there.

  83. DrDick said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:22

    Because you are now stuck there.

    I suspect that he is eternally grateful to have gotten a position anywhere, which is why he sued to keep this spot.

  84. Mysticdog said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:30

    Grateful isn’t a conservative emotion. If you meant entitled, well, that is probably exactly how he feels.

  85. Kitty_Sanchez said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:31

    Tigris,

    Thank you. I’m catching up on knowing all the popular smut terms (partially thanks to The Daily Show). It wasn’t until last year that I found out what hot carls and rusty trombones are.

    I am proud to say, however, that I have known about dirty sanchezes for a few years now. In fact, my moniker is honoring my beautiful cat, whose upper lip bears the most adorable brown smudge in the middle of a space of white fur.

  86. No-Visible-Means said,

    October 16, 2010 at 22:34

    which is why he sued to keep this spot.

    Mall cops. Where do they come from?

  87. gocart mozart said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:02

    Gotta love Jessie. Has anyone asked him what he thinks of his old boss Linda McMahan yet? If not someone should.

    Behar hosted former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura for a discussion on the situation. Ventura did not mince words when it came to O’Reilly or his Fox News colleages.

    “He’s a spineless puke,” Ventura said of O’Reilly. “The whole Fox won’t have me on. The nighttime guys. I call them the three stooges, and we all know which one’s Curly. If Glenn Beck isn’t Curly Howard’s kid*…I view him and Hannity and them as the Three Stooges, because if they can’t intimidate you, they won’t have you on.”

  88. Smut Clyde said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:06

    a series of co-ordinated suicides by gay teenagers who killed themselves expressly to embarrass Adams

    Probably inspired by those asymmetrically-warfaring suicidal detainees jihadis at Guantanamo Bay.

  89. wolf vostell said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:07

    Mike has some experience in this area so the results might be quite as exciting as they might be otherwise but perhaps the Sadly No Labs can find someone in NC to file a request for Dr. Adams e-mails. Might be amusing.

    NC has a sweet Open Records law:

    “North Carolina law explicitly states that no individual making a request for records will be required to state a purpose…The act does not restrict the use of records as well. . . Anyone may request public records in North Carolina. Public records are open to inspection by “any person”…”

    http://sunshinereview.org/index.php/North_Carolina_FOIA_procedures

    I believe Dr. Mike is still a state employee. And, goodness, yes, there’s public interest in his, um, work.

  90. Scott said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:09

    Stuff like that is why I think Jesse Ventura is pretty cool. Yeah, he’s a wrestler musclehead and a bit of a dork, but he was on “Predator,” and he played a Man in Black on the best episode of “The X-Files,” and he’d love the beat the snot out of Fox and Cheney and the rest of ‘em…

  91. Mysticdog said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:15

    Yeah, I can’t take him real seriously, but his heart is mostly in the right place.

  92. tigris said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:15

    Ahhh… he couldn’t make it as a cop, I take it?

    As a criminal would’ve been my guess.

    I suspect that he is eternally grateful to have gotten a position anywhere, which is why he sued to keep this spot.

    Grateful my left buttcheek, people like Dr Mike feel they’re owed.

    Kitty, you’re welcome, and your namesake sounds like a cutie! I think VPR is not a widespread, so to speak, phenomenon. YET.

  93. Mysticdog said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:29

    I think VPR is not a widespread*, so to speak, phenomenon

    *VVR?

    Its mostly an SN! thing. We are trendsetters though.

    NC has a sweet Open Records law:

    Now now, let’s not feed the sociopath’s persecution complex. It would probably do any potential future students good to avoid his classes. Though having been to UNC Wilmington on a trip, he’s probably not mouldering many minds not already mouldered. I think the oceanographic department there is supposed to be pretty good though.

  94. Physical Educator NIck Saban said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:29

    Normally I’d consider comparisons between people forwarding you emails you disagree with and videotaping you having sex without consent to be tasteless and completely idiotic, but this isn’t just any man we’re talking about here. We are talking about one of the great scribes and thinkers of our time.

    Mike Adams is the author of not just the 633,497th most popular book on Amazon.com, but also the 209,408th most popular! People always forget about the 209,408th most popular one and only discuss the 633,497th place one.

    Clearly two minutes of Mike Adams’ time to delete an email is morally equivalent to an entire gay person’s life because Mr. Adams is not just a Christian but also the author of a book that has sold literally hundreds of copies. And no amount of bullying can change my mind about that.

  95. N__B said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:30

    NYS politics in a nutshell.

  96. tigris said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:38

    Normally I’d consider comparisons between people forwarding you emails you disagree with and videotaping you having sex without consent to be tasteless and completely idiotic

    Seeing footage of Adams having sex would make me suicidal. Dammit, I’m going to sue you for making me think of that.

  97. M. Bouffant said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:47

    Ahhh… he couldn’t make it as a cop, I take it?

    As a criminal would’ve been my guess.

    Meet you half-way: Couldn’t make it as a criminal cop.

  98. A. Nonny Maus said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:48

    O/T, but this situation would benefit from a little S,N! attention….

  99. Physical Educator NIck Saban said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:49

    The Nazis had “emails” they used to “forward” to the Jews, too.

  100. Physical Educator NIck Saban said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:53

    “Libertarian will tell you what the real child abuse is.”

  101. Kitty_Sanchez said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:55

    N_B,

    Governor Titties! Oh, yeah, she should totally run as a Tea Partier. Fuck — she should run as a Republican. She should just blow off the Libertarians — Republicans and Tea Partiers have far exceeded them in tolerating cognitive dissonance. Hell, at this point, it’s not a flaw — it’s a feature!

  102. Pere Ubu said,

    October 16, 2010 at 23:56

    Aw, you mean no GUMMINT BABY WACO for the Teabaggers?

    Mah heart, it done bleed.

  103. N__B said,

    October 17, 2010 at 0:06

    Governor Titties!

    After Spitzer and Patterson, she wouldn’t seem that bad. I’m sure she could find Spitz an appointed ceremonial position…

  104. Kitty_Sanchez said,

    October 17, 2010 at 0:07

    Pere Ubu,

    “Mah heart, it done bleed.”

    Actually it is a pretty sad story, for those of us inclined to worry about the infant involved. What’s sickening is the way the cynical, insane jackals at Reason Online Hit & Run acted about this whole thing. I had to see for myself how deeply fucked up, irrational and dishonest these devotees of “objectivism” and reason really are, so I spent a bit of time last night trying to explain to them why they’re such big failures. It’s in-fucking-credible how tenaciously these assholes will cling to their rationalizations.

    http://reason.com/blog/2010/10/15/baby-cheyenne-returned-to-pare

  105. N__B said,

    October 17, 2010 at 0:08

    Actually it is a pretty sad story, for those of us inclined to worry about the infant involved.

    You mean, anyone whose head isn’t stuck up his/her ass?

  106. acrannymint said,

    October 17, 2010 at 0:17

    Massage therapy.

    Just ask for the manual release technique

  107. McJohn said,

    October 17, 2010 at 0:26

    Hang on, I think I am having a thought… OK, so according to the Christian evangelingalings, masturbation is a sin, right? Could it be that Mr. Adams is writing in code? And that when he says “committed suicide” he actually means “squoze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube”?

  108. Kitty_Sanchez said,

    October 17, 2010 at 0:47

    N_B,

    “You mean, anyone whose head isn’t stuck up his/her ass?”

    Yeah, you know, I think you’ve helped me understand my extreme consternation. See, I already knew the glibertarians wouldn’t give a second thought to subverting the well-being of the most vulnerable people in our society — even children — in order to support their beloved greed fetish. I already knew they were that compassionless. Their craven narcissism doesn’t embarrass them; they’re proud of it. What I didn’t fully realize until last night was how willing they are to look FUCK. STOOPID. I thought at least they bought all their bullshit devotion to reason and objectivity. Hell, I knew that everyone else could see they were full of shit about it, but I didn’t realize that even they know how stupid they are. I’m not talking about the idiot commenters there, but the geniuses on Reason’s payroll.

    So…if they’re not even deluding themselves, why do they continue with the pretense, I wonder? Seems like it’d be easier for them to go full-tilt-boogie with the unabashedly crazy stoopid like NRO.

  109. Padre Mickey said,

    October 17, 2010 at 0:54

    Dr. Dick and Tsam have convinced me that we will all be better off if said Christians (not the kind of Christian that I am) spend eternity in a lake of burning fire.

  110. DrDick said,

    October 17, 2010 at 1:04

    Dr. Dick and Tsam have convinced me that we will all be better off if said Christians (not the kind of Christian that I am) spend eternity in a lake of burning fire.

    I actually prefer the term “Christianist” to describe them, as they are objectively anti-Christian since they oppose almost everything that the Rabbi Yeshua bar Yosef is reputed to have taught.

  111. Substance McGravitas said,

    October 17, 2010 at 1:05

    Seems like it’d be easier for them to go full-tilt-boogie with the unabashedly crazy stoopid like NRO.

    Some contribute to The Corner.

  112. Pere Ubu said,

    October 17, 2010 at 1:08

    Christ.

    And they call their magazine “Reason”?

    I had this case “explained” to me as a case of baby-snatching by THE EVIL GUMMINT over the guy’s Oath-Keeper membership (which apparently he wasn’t in the first place).But then again, that was from someone who DOES read PrisonPlanet.com.

    I don’t know what to think. Oath Keepers creep me out – there was a version back in the “patriot militia” days as well. And leaving the baby in the custody of Truthers counts as “abuse” from where I sit.

  113. DrDick said,

    October 17, 2010 at 1:11

    Oath Keepers creep me out – there was a version back in the “patriot militia” days as well.

    Can you say “junta”? I knew you could. Every day we become more and more of a banana republic. We already have a GINI Coefficient comparabel to that of Cote d’Ivoire and Cameroon.

  114. jim said,

    October 17, 2010 at 2:38

    Adams’ whole point is lost on you loony libs – those litigious god-botherers didn’t suicide because they’re BETTER THAN THAT!

    Remember the Holy Scripture: “If it doth come to pass that a man smite you, turn the other cheek – then sueth the ass off that smite-happy motherfucker for everything thou can get.” Folks with God’s imprimatur ALWAYS choose life! Pay no attention to the dead hippy on a stick or the siege of Masada behind the curtain! THE MIGHTY MIKE HAS SPAKE!

    Also, Donalde’s link = FAIL, which is par for the curse/guaranteed %100,000,000 funnier than whatever dried up flecks of semantic mucilage he was trying to pimp here … for someone who does so much boo-hoo-hooing about vile lefty h@t3rz, he sure goes out of his way to hitch a ride on the drama llama. Next time try switching to side-saddle, Donalde.

  115. Chris said,

    October 17, 2010 at 3:29

    So, this entire article. Doesn’t it kind of contradict the entire message we read yesterday, that faggy faggoty fairy fags committed suicide and good Christian boys didn’t, couldn’t, because they had Christ in the center of their life and were therefore too well adjusted to go and do a thing like that?

  116. Bitter Scribe said,

    October 17, 2010 at 3:44

    I committed suicide after reading Adams’ article. This is true, except I didn’t.

  117. Arky said,

    October 17, 2010 at 3:58

    Hell isn’t hot enough for this stupid fuck.

    Also: “This wouldn’t by be Sadly, No! … “

  118. M. Bouffant said,

    October 17, 2010 at 4:11

    Dr. Mike Adams: Holier Than The Homos, More Manly Than Many Wymyn.

  119. N__B said,

    October 17, 2010 at 4:30

    So…if they’re not even deluding themselves, why do they continue with the pretense, I wonder?

    My guess as to why is summed up in my favorite line form Macbeth: “I am in blood /
    Stepp’d in so far that, should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o’er”

    They can’t think of anything else to do but double down.

  120. N__B said,

    October 17, 2010 at 4:30

    “from” too.

  121. Chris said,

    October 17, 2010 at 4:33

    So…if they’re not even deluding themselves, why do they continue with the pretense, I wonder? Seems like it’d be easier for them to go full-tilt-boogie with the unabashedly crazy stoopid like NRO.

    I sometimes wonder what it is that goes through the heads of conservative authors/bloggers/whatnot. Are they completely full of shit, perfectly aware of it, and just writing things they know are lies in order to scam the public? Are they ideologically blind and following the only path they know how? Are they just that fucking stupid and deranged? Questions pour down like rain.

  122. Arky said,

    October 17, 2010 at 4:34

    d) All of the above.

  123. The Tragically Flip said,

    October 17, 2010 at 4:57

    So, this entire article. Doesn’t it kind of contradict the entire message we read yesterday, that faggy faggoty fairy fags committed suicide and good Christian boys didn’t, couldn’t, because they had Christ in the center of their life and were therefore too well adjusted to go and do a thing like that?

    Yeah, you might have a point except shut up.

  124. N__B said,

    October 17, 2010 at 5:38

    Frank Roch weighs in on the question: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/17/opinion/17rich.html

  125. N__B said,

    October 17, 2010 at 5:40

    Rich…the insomnia’s catching up with my spelling…

  126. Joe Max said,

    October 17, 2010 at 5:51

    Hey, isn’t “bearing false witness” one of those, you know, mortal sin kind of things? Mentioned in some list of ten things that are big no-nos to the magic sky daddy, if I recall.

  127. Chris said,

    October 17, 2010 at 6:25

    Don’t expect the extremism and violence in our politics to subside magically after Election Day — no matter what the results. If Tea Party candidates triumph, they’ll be emboldened. If they lose, the anger and bitterness will grow.

    True.

    The only development that can change this equation is a decisive rescue from our prolonged economic crisis.

    I have my doubts. This kind of insanity may feed off of economic hardship, but it easily survives without it as well.

  128. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 7:38

    I actually prefer the term “Christianist” to describe them, as they are objectively anti-Christian since they oppose almost everything that the Rabbi Yeshua bar Yosef is reputed to have taught.

    I’m rather partial to “Christopath” for them. It sort of illustrates the change from positive to negative force in society that accompanies their approach to faith dominion.

  129. M. Bouffant said,

    October 17, 2010 at 7:43

    Absolutely. Look at the Clinton Era. (An era, already? Wasn’t that long ago.) Plenty money, yet bookended (sorta, kinda) by the OKC bombing & the GOP’s congressional leadership so crazed they thought impeachment was a good idea.

    Now it’s economic uncertainty, let’s call it, & not any old Democrat in the White House. Can only get worse.

    Be ready for the shitstorm of rage if both houses aren’t taken back by the droolers, as has apparently been promised them by their handlers. ACORN. Criminals voting! The hand-out crowd!! Laugh at Pat Sajak & his “no votee for gubmint employee,” but how long before the first no voting for welfare recipients bill is introduced in a state legislature?

    And when Palin or someone not quite as objectionable, but still awful, goes down to Presidential defeat in 2012, it’ll be seen as the very apocalypse itself (as opposed to the current socialist apocalypse they’re having their nervous break-downs over) & more than heads will be ‘splodin’.

  130. gocart mozart said,

    October 17, 2010 at 10:32

    I suspect Dem losses to be less than expcted. I also expect a full on wingnut conspiracy orgasim. It was A.C.O.R.N. and the Black Panthers (all three of them) who has done this.

    I also predict congessional hell for Obama in the short term and an assination in the near future.

  131. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 10:35

    Of course these assholes are always going to rage and whine about how every-last-thing-isn’t-exactly-like-they-wanted-and-even-though-the-things-that-were-done-their-way-are-all-fucked-up-it’s-all-because-of-the-libruls-because-shut-up-that’s-why. It’s who they are. It’s what they do. You might as well expect the bird not to fly, the fish not to swim and the dog not to lick its balls.

    Did they stop playing the victim for two seconds when they took over the House in the 90s? Fuck no. They doubled down and threw every last bit of crazy and stupid into the pot and cranked it up to 11. Did they even pretend to govern with a sane and even hand guided by reason when they won all the beans during the Bush years? Fuck no. They not only told their buddies it was a fine idea to loot and swindle, they dismantled and/or hamstrung every regulatory agency extant up to and including the DOJ and said “Free for all, dudes!” Then they screeched louder about how horrible libruls were killing freedom.

    Regardless of any political outcome, these people are going to continue to behave like complete fuckstains. The only difference is that if they manage to get into power, they can cause even more damage.

    So fuck ‘em. I hope their heads explode when they don’t win the damn Senate, and possibly the House either. Maybe the country will finally get sick and fucking tired of listening to a bunch of three-year-olds screaming about how They Still Want Their Titty God Damn It! Maybe, some day. I’m not holding my breath, though.

  132. gocart mozart said,

    October 17, 2010 at 10:44

    I agree with you 100% justme but I would caution you that wounded rabid rats might be dangerous

  133. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 10:51

    I suspect Dem losses to be less than expcted.

    Well, yeah. I mean, it’s not like the media hasn’t been trumpeting the doom of the Dems loudly for what, more than a year now? Two? Anything short of a Republican supermajority in the Senate and a record turnover in the House would be less than expected.

    That the record amount of money being spent toward those expectations isn’t going to buy everything the spenders wanted gives me some small hope in our process. I mean, it’s a midterm and it’s going to rack up twice what the last Presidential cycle cost. Thank you, “Citizens United”.

  134. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 10:53

    wounded rabid rats might be dangerous

    They are, indeed. Only thing worse is rabid rats in the driver’s seat.

  135. gocart mozart said,

    October 17, 2010 at 11:08

    Citizen United comes in 6th worst IMHO after:
    .
    Dredd Scott
    Plessey
    Schenck / Debbs
    Karamatsue (sic) (jap internement case)
    Bush v. Gore

  136. gocart mozart said,

    October 17, 2010 at 11:11

    Only thing worse is rabid rats in the driver’s seat.

    Veiled Glenn Beck reference?

  137. gocart mozart said,

    October 17, 2010 at 11:13

    Funny how all six worst SCOTUS decisions were conservative.

  138. gocart mozart said,

    October 17, 2010 at 11:19

    and also Lockner. Top seven.

  139. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 12:13

    Don’t know from Lockner, but four of those other five are pretty well moot at this point. Korematsu is arguably still settled law, but shit would need to pile pretty deep for it to ever be used again. Bush v. Gore, iirc, was recognized as such a stinker even at the time that the court said it should not be considered precedent in any future case.

    Which leaves CU as pretty high up there on the currently fucking us list.

  140. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 12:15

    Not to say that those five weren’t the worst, just that most of them have, in one way or another, been remedied.

  141. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 12:15

    ,,,, , ,,, ,, ,

  142. Smut Clyde said,

    October 17, 2010 at 12:23

    Only thing worse is rabid rats in the driver’s seat.

    I am pleased to see that justme shares my dislike for practical jokes.

  143. N__B said,

    October 17, 2010 at 13:53

    Not to say that those five weren’t the worst, just that most of them have, in one way or another, been remedied.

    Short of Christopher Reeve flying backwards orbits, Bush v. Gore will never be remedied.

  144. actor212 said,

    October 17, 2010 at 16:53

    Which leaves CU as pretty high up there on the currently fucking us list.

    I’d put it as Numero Uno, and when it gets repealed, and it will, I hope to God the sitting justices in 2289 will ream the Rehnquist Court a new one for it. Or maybe it was Berger. I can’t be arsed to look it up.

  145. Albert Cirrus said,

    October 17, 2010 at 18:22

    After reading Adams, I think a fair definition of conservatism is “turning bullies into victims and turning victims into bullies.” Everybody who speaks out against homosexuality is a bully. So the examples Adams gave for his “suicide fantasies” are actually attempts to stop anti-gay bullying and the fact that Adams and people like him are not taking the situation seriously will lead to more bullying and more suicides.

    Of course because these conservative Christians are bullies, they feel no shame and they think that what they are doing is right, so of course they are all suing. To a bully, any attempt to stop bullying is considered bullying.

  146. justme said,

    October 17, 2010 at 20:17

    Bush v. Gore will never be remedied.

    I meant only in the future effects being diminished. They’re not going to appoint him President again. None of the remedies for any of the above cases actually reversed the harm caused by them. Ironically, Korematsu’s original conviction was vacated, his name cleared and he was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, though the Supremes have never reversed their decision.

    I’d put it as Numero Uno, and when it gets repealed, and it will, I hope to God the sitting justices in 2289 will ream the Rehnquist Court a new one for it. Or maybe it was Berger. I can’t be arsed to look it up.

    Eh? I was talking about the Citizens United decision, a product of the Roberts Court. Brrr. Gives me shivers and a bad taste just putting those two words together.

  147. Another Kiwi said,

    October 17, 2010 at 21:53

    IMO Adams is trying to show that Christians have it much worse than gays but don’t go and kill themselves like the weak kneed gay ingrates. To do this by saying that real people had killed themselves when they actually haven’t, would be a pretty bad sin for most people’s religions, I’m theocracy guessing since it isn’t covered in the FSM church. I would guess most religions don’t have a definitive ruling on it since it is so despicable that they would assume that anyone who would do it isn’t in their religion, because they are the good guys, right.
    But Adam’s style Christians show their contemptible lack of basic human decency every time they put Crayola to paper anyway, so it’s not a big surprise.

  148. Albert Cirrus said,

    October 17, 2010 at 23:07

    I think for the most part, many Christians believe that the end justifies the means when it comes to their actions when it comes to lying. Besides, Adams admitted that the suicides weren’t true at the end of the article, so I’m wondering if it isn’t technically lying, but Adams is still a horrible person either way.

  149. Smut Clyde said,

    October 18, 2010 at 1:39

    Christians have it much worse than gays but don’t go and kill themselves like the weak kneed gay ingrates

    The two being mutually exclusive. The kids may have thought that they were christians (with the conflict between their identity and what they were told was a tenet of christianity being one more pressure towards suicide), but Mike is having none of that.
    Gay = Heathen.

  150. enodo said,

    October 18, 2010 at 4:41

    > Jonathan didn’t kill himself but, instead, filed a four-count lawsuit against the professor and won three of the four counts.

    Not that it matters, but the linked court document actually states that the he lost all of the counts. Three were dismissed by the lower court, and the linked document is about whether Jonathan had standing to sue to change the university’s sexual harassment policy, and the court held that he does not.

  151. deering said,

    October 18, 2010 at 6:38

    “Neal Boortz sided against a conservative creep?

    WHA?????????”

    Hurm, well, the right haven’t purged anybody high-profile in a while, so maybe he decided to take the David Frum/Chris Buckley bullet? *shrug*

  152. actor212 said,

    October 18, 2010 at 15:33

    I was talking about the Citizens United decision, a product of the Roberts Court.

    I knew the decision. I was talking about the antecedent that gave corporations First Amendment rights in the first place. (Buckley v Valeo, IIRC)

  153. Albert Cirrus said,

    October 18, 2010 at 20:22

    I will go on record and say that Bush v Gore was the worst because the Bush presidency gave us Roberts and Alito who gave us Citizens United, plus Bush v Gore is not reversible.

  154. Howlin Wolfe said,

    October 18, 2010 at 20:54

    a Webley revolver pointed at their noggin

    A trembling Webley?

    Someone had to say it.

    Sadly, No.

  155. paperbagmarlys said,

    October 19, 2010 at 8:29

    I guess Dr. Mike read this thread before writing this week’s column. He takes mercy on us by offering up a few reasons for why he is the way he is. For example:

    “…I had no idea that those joints were laced with PCP. And I had no recollection of the screaming and shouting that occurred when I got home from the bar that evening. Nor do I have any recollection of burying my head in my hands and apologizing profusely in between fits of rage directed at my girlfriend. PCP is a powerful drug, especially for one who had already consumed more than his share of alcohol….”

    http://townhall.com/columnists/MikeAdams/2010/10/19/running_on_empty/page/2

    Yup, smoking a lot of PCP will make you paranoid and prone to insane ranting. It certainly is a powerful drug, complete with random flashbacks and dementia-like effects when used regularly. And Dr. Mike, earlier in the article, sez “driving under the influence for what must have been the 500th time in my career as a musician”. I’d say 500 times, even if just a third of those of included PCP, would cause, um, issues with Dr. Mike’s brain. As a bonus, he also mentions having a meth problem.

  156. Albert Cirrus said,

    October 19, 2010 at 17:19

    As an atheist for 6 years and after reading that, I get angry. I have never abused drugs and alcohol or drove drunk and I don’t have a black heart like Adams. If anything, the drug using Adams sounds better than the modern Mike Adams and I’m tired of people like him lecturing me on right and wrong. His story sounds a lot like Bush’s story, but in the end, they are both “dry drunks” and still bad people.

    I also find it ironic that Adams still uses tobacco, something that kills more people than PCP or pot or any other drug Adams used to use.

  157. paperbagmarlys said,

    October 20, 2010 at 8:44

    Apparently, not only Jesus but Being a Conservative Asshole is part of Dr. Mike’s recovery program. Being a dry drunk is just part of the problem. If he really did have a serious meth and PCP problem, along with the drinking, that lasted well into middle age, then he’s using his conservative assness to prop up his sobriety. No wonder he’s been (even more of) a raging idiot recently. I’m sure he’s under a lot of stress.

  158. Albert Cirrus said,

    October 20, 2010 at 21:02

    Yes I have noticed that he has been an even more of a raging idiot lately also. I think it started with his column where he wanted to cross out the words “black” and “gay” on a wall. (This one: http://townhall.com/columnists/MikeAdams/2010/04/05/the_wall_of_hate) I think Adams has reached the point where he wants to see how far he can go before getting fired.

  159. Albert Cirrus said,

    October 20, 2010 at 21:06

    My link didn’t go to the right page, this might be the right one: http://townhall.com/columnists/MikeAdams/2010/04/05/the_wall_of_hate/page/full/

  160. don said,

    October 21, 2010 at 5:38

    That picture is fcuking priceless….what a pretty smock he has.

  161. Cedric Katesby said,

    October 21, 2010 at 17:50

    Nutjob. A complete nutjob.

  162. dhorvath said,

    October 21, 2010 at 19:48

    Sexual diversity is a feature, not a bug. How can anyone compare being homosexual to having diabetes or Down’s syndrome? What does being homosexual prevent you from doing? The only impact it has on a person’s life is due to outside pressure from little people.

  163. Scott M said,

    October 21, 2010 at 20:53

    Unbelievable. As has been pointed out by others, the only ones “centering their lives around homosexuality” are the bullies. Like Adams.

    I hope there are treatments available for delusions of this level.

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