Netroots Nation – Shameless Plug
Posted on July 17th, 2010 by D. Aristophanes
So Bradrocket, Edroso, Amanda Marcotte, Sady Doyle, Jesse Taylor and myself will be hosting a panel on bleggity-floo at Netroots Nation 2010. We are in a battle to the death with these guys, so we need all your support. Below, Pinko Punko and Run drop knowledge on what it’s all about:
Is a shameless plug anything like a humorless dildo?
I love these things.
Can you make Progressive Man bash in TeaBagger Dood’s head with an axe?
We are in a battle to the death with these guys, so we need all your support.
Sorry to be a turncoat, but I’m pulling for Sara Benincasa…
Literally
Literally
Don’t forget the plastic cover.
Wanna know how to make the panel more exciting? Every ten minutes someone gets kicked off the panel. The audience decides by texting their vote. When there are only two panelists left, they go mano a mano, zinging away at each other with their sharpest barbs and cuttingest rapiers of wit. While the music from Amok Time wails in the background.
And then just at the last minute it’s revealed that the Ghost of the Rio Hotel was really Old Man Henderson and he was just trying to scare all you lefties off of the land because there’s a rich vein of gold under it.
That or tequila shots.
Can you make Progressive Man bash in TeaBagger Dood’s head with an axe?
xtranormal charges for shit like that, I think.
Sellouts!
Oho, check this out:
I think we all know what the title of the Healthcare Reform panel is going to be.
I’m not the least bit interested in bleggity-foo. Call me when fleggity-boo is on the docket.
Also:plugs.
Heh.
I’m not the least bit interested in bleggity-foo. Call me when fleggity-boo is on the docket.
You fliberty-gibbet you.
I think we all know what the title of the Healthcare Reform panel is going to be.
For once I saw the rollover tag!
Meth Panels?
Should be lively, at least.
What?
Where?
Meth Panels?
HDTW?
So the Ho and I have been thinking about names for the pup. Our previous dogs were Buster (adult dog prenamed by others), Vasco (da gama), and Soe-kraits. Here is what we’ve talked about this evening (much gin involved – not canonical nor necessarily comprehensive list):
Puck
Peckinpah
Dudley
Kobe
Buttfuck
Caleban
Whisky
Jeebus
Calvin
Stink
Buttsniffer
(Tenzing) Norgay
Sputnik
Hodag
Kerberos
Bourbaki
Turing
Bugger
Hitler
Qwerty
Dex
Dubya
did the hound of the Baskervilles have a name?
Krypto
Tesla
Capote
Tycho
Gromit
My dog tulip is a marvelous read but doesn’t belong in this comment
Not all serious and don’t think that the order means anything. Comments questions bitches gripes sand suggestions welcome
Binky.
And he would’ve gotten away with it…
D. Aristophanes, Pinko Punko, and Run: Your big break has come.
Video Open Mic.
Vequcaste Nub
Professor Marshall Pursues
Sitpummel Liza
Nugent
Homesickness
Raj Francesco
Doctor Cruiser Inimitable-Residue
Blackout Regulatory
Tonda Anesthetize
Warningly Woyxfuplpraksush
Zelora Qualities
Esmeralda
Samwomofaryoyb Smucker
Incubators Horrifying
Clamored
Amy
Dorian
Basmaxie Untrained
Oneida-Sebrina Rankers
Lady Cule
Grades Russell
Leonore Patent-Harmonious
Satisfied Digna
Sharri Obstructive
Disturbing Life
Croovier Melita
Sheprcam Inverness-DuPonts
Zina Tempestuous-Boors
Backstitching Kowalewski
Fleet Admiral Rational Observe
Mismatch
Rowenamopo Tinny-Beef
Faustina
Sergeant Gu
Annetta Horus
Chantaydawe Possibility
Neophyte-Cubes
Pupienus – don’t name the dog “Puck”. I once considered that name for a cat – it would have been perfect for her, as she was small and had quite the impish face and was impish in overall behavoir – but then I considered what it would sound like when I was calling her to come home. I’m pretty sure the neighbors would have mis-heard it at one point or another and gotten offended.
The cat ended up being named Ella Fitzgerald; she was black and she could really wail.
Montresor
Butros (Butros Ghali)
Ghandi
Abe
P00P
Name the dog “Stay”.
Hilarity will ensue.
Chief Editor Korir
Why do people want to avoid me? Is it because I am monstrously deformed, or because I am an asshole? (NB: Sadly, this is not a fake message.)
i a request a very long and detailed post about all hot blog groupie sex you guys got when you return.
Baskerville as a name would be semi-clever. And snooty, which is important for liberals, I hear.
live blog it!
Phlegm-gleb
Ebola
Crotchbiscuit
Tapeworm
Condom
Bumlung
LittleSweetyPookiePieLoveykins
Conelrad
Hum-mahmah-hum-mahmah-hum-mahmah
Porkmaster
Foulbreath
Skankenheimer
Caligula
Santanica Pandemonium
blog groupie sex
The mind reels, conjuring images of large, perspiring people (As to their being clothed or not, try not to think about the possibe horror.) each in their own basements/studio apartments, masturbating furiously at each other via webcam & other instruments of the devil, stopping only to eat or drink something that is a color not seen in nature.
I think you should name your dog Wisky Jeebus cause it’s fun to say.
Try it.
Spectacular Bravos-Lint
Thirds Sachbeg
Meeplish Micki
Cigar Quibble
Raj
Leap
Conservatives Alfonso
Shonda Haunted
Comedic Aggression
Clytemnestra-Colonist
Consuela Bandwagon
Jeremiah
Funeral Book-Canoe
Jonroo
Biter Chapels
Consolidation Dunn
Modulator-Tedium
Whitney Because
Fireflies Grate
Codeword Ciprnogoquox
Myongcroyle Arteriosclerosis-Coexistence
Desire Geg
Lieutenant General Ostriches
Subsegment
Renews
Modulator-Tedium
Need one.
Myongcroyle Arteriosclerosis-Coexistence
Pronounced “Ed.”
Cat
Your pup has gained control of WordPress and has blocked my suggestions.
Trig
Whoopie
Mr Poopsalot
Quark
Butters
God
Ooh, ooh: Dog Whistle!
So the Ho and I have been thinking about names for the pup.
– Warpflexör, Pelosi’s Bane
– Turgidosaurus Rex
– H.C.R. Liberalfascismuffinstuff
– Baron Dëth
– Tit Fuck Destroyer
– L’il Emo
– Valuespig
– Daffyd ab Hugh
– Admiral Cotton Hardcock III, Viscount of Christendom
– Fido
– Trig
– Felch Hammerbones
– Purblind Bespoke the Feared
– Kenny Loggins
– Shitfuckpillagerape
Grandpa. Then when he gets old you will have hilarious conversations in line at the grocery store, like “Grandpa shit in the basement again last night” and “did you see Grandpa humping Miss Ellie’s leg??” And of course, at the end, “it’s time to put Grandpa down.”
Aw, fuck, willy got ‘trig’ in before me
Well actually you can have most of those conversations right away. Just the last one I hope is well in the future.
Like Felch Hammerbones though. AKA “Felchie.”
– Chastity Blueballs Holdingout the Virginal
– Donttreadonmeiwantmycountrybacktherealamerican
– Leghumper McGee
Acidity
Clayfay Percentiles-Measurer
Fadeout
Roo
Malady Contaminates-Unarmed
Serializable
Yev Traditional
Sacredness Resilient
Sharonda Bridle
Relish Barked
Legislating Caliber-Buzzard
Tampered Nubtep
Latosha Cowhide-Steed
Lex Ejects
Cheap Supergroup
Sister Reginia
Warbles Orbitally
Woth
Salome Eschews
Haj Mints
Eunice Carma
Chicanery
Reprover
Leonarda Obediences
Pit Bull
– Matter Eating Lad
– Goofus
– P.A.L.
– Tonewolfe
– Ol’ Purpler
– Poopertramp
– Tampered Nubtep
OMG THIEVERY!!!
AHEM!!! AHEM!!! AHEM!!! AHEM!!! AHEM!!! AHEM!!!
– OMG THIEVERY!!!
– ÖM? THÎÆVËR?!!!
Fuck. Caught r?dhanded
Teabag.
“Here, Teabag, c’mon, boy.”
“Oh don’t mind teabag, he shoves his nose in everybody’s crotch.”
fuck you character map
Jeh Shiny
Toono Puk
Nap Micheline
Ensign Transpose
Quincy Vida
Kido Bouts-Pretension
Bemtic Screening
Barbar Shavonne
Diffract Quiet
Slices Fascinates
Juli Sublayers-Scripture
Mack
Japan
Janorine Blowout-Doubler
Guru Sergeant Mopreric
Irk Rationalization
Duty
Chief Warrant Officer Carlsbad-Chauncey
Zefagustin Notching-Pull
Bavarian Oedipal
Nevertheless Shackling-Axer
Savagers Subschemas
Rehearses Endurably
Fisted
Faviola Landscape
Conformity Gulps
– Fuckyoucharactermap
– Fontmuffin, Lord of Typography
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fliberty-gibbet
Worst novelty gallows EVAH.
did the hound of the Baskervilles have a name?
Serif.
Pupienus – don’t name the dog “Puck”.
For similar reasons, however closely-matched they may seem, Castor and Pollux are not ideal names for a pair.
Trig
Syndrome.
Makes for interesting obedience lessons when you are out in the park shouting “Down, Syndrome!” over and over.
– ASCII Not What Your Country Can Do For You
– Unitoad
– Unichoad
– Thefactis
– Shalom
– Gentlemen
Reassigns Shakespearize
Gilberte Duncan
Thanks Fredia
Mismatching Routine
Appropriator Puppies
Terence-Debora Devotions-Woodstock
Jeannette Malted
Revisions
Deloise
Secretary Redness Unfit-Mimic
Ambrose
Hippo Rey
Queen Disquieting
Christianshit Demultiplex
Samathaquou Beer-Referentiality
Untied Poking
Rogdabeef Clu
Buzzing Gwyn
Detacher Vito
Raytheon
Fumbled Supersets
– Terence Trent Mortimer
I’ll see your Raytheon and raise you a Northrup Grumman
O(+>
– Palpable Smear
Bwootus
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I’ll see your Raytheon and raise you a Northrup Grumman
Yoyodyne.
Dog namez-
Periwinkle
Turdwrassler
Happy Hell Hound, Esq.
Ol’ Snotslurper
Reddick of Pantsermaine
Eeny Meany
Champion Luftmeister von Schussel
Harry Arschlichen
Or not….
So the Ho and I have been thinking about names for the pup.
Pupienus Minimus (Puppy-anus Minimus?)
Jesus – That way you can say to people that you named him Jesus but it’s pronounced “Hay-Zeus”. You get the pleasure of offending both the religious right and the anti-immigration crowd.
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bad telemetry…. but this is just ass easy
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mojo
Lambert Strether
p_lukasiak
Iris
Ramen Noodles
Caucus Fraud
Creative Class
The Fifth Yorkshireman
Of course, on dog names, Looch (da pooch) would make a fine name but it is already taken.
*sniff*
George Bush Pisser
Sir Smushy Squee Fluffykins III
vs – we have a winner!
– Terence Trent Mortimer
Terence Trent D’oggy
See this, pup? Tell ya what, I’m not even going to charge you for it.
Sure, it’s long, but it will make your puppy sound very dignified.
Mr Poopsalot
That’s Sir Poopsalot, ifyoudon’tmind.
Ragevein Throbshaft
Which was the previous thread with Ragevein in it? God I lolled and lolled.
Plenty more names in that classic thread… 😉
Just had another look at that thread, and I noticed that Bas-o-Matic prophetically suggested Lord Teabag Ballsonface.
That was an awesome thread. Ludwig von Missiles, indeed. Also, NeoConan the BombIranian
When are they fucking going to hold this convention in a city in a state where there ARE FUCKING ACTUAL LIBERALS!
OK, Philly, but that was like a century ago. What the fuck is wrong with these fucking liberal “leaders”?
I don’t want to be someone that you’re settling for. I don’t want to be someone that anyone settles for.
J-
I will rock that thing so hard, you will have to pry me out from the debris of the stage. The other videos have no shot.
I could watch PP/Run DMC videos all day
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Can we please have a dance-off?