“‘Frank Yankee’ sounds like a Bowie album about puppets making crank calls.”

Fucking. Brilliant.

Look at the character of these two cities, and see if you can figure out why one will thrive no matter the odds, and why one will fail no matter the treasure wasted.

Oh, I know the answer to this one – it’s cause of the dusky hued folks, right?

Even the ho-WHY-tes in Looziana are called “creoles”. Sump’n nawt ruHt a’out thet.

They didn’t loot and riot and shoot at those trying to help them; they organized and helped those most in need.

So ConYank is bitching about the NOPD then?

In several years, I suspect most of Nashville will bear few physical scars from the 2010 flood, because the city and people of Nashville are not just survivors, they are winners determined to triumph.

Nashville: 30 dead. Porperty damage: The basement flooded in Schermerhorn Symphony Center, causing the destruction of two Steinway grand concert pianos and one organ valued at $2.5 million.

Norleans: 238 dead, just from the storm alone. Additional 1400 died waiting for the fucking streetcar named Brownie. Property damage: $90 billion

Um, yea, I think Nashville will recover very easily.

Wait. Is he suggesting that the Nigrah in the White House was better than Bush in his response to the flooding?????

‘Frank Yankee’ sounds like a Bowie album about puppets making crank calls.

Frank Yankee and the Crickets from Uranus.

If you do get out of the boat (and it’s CY so it’s not like you’re in any danger), some of his readers are taking him to task over his hard-on for NO–for what it’s worth.

I didn’t have a grasp of how bad the flooding in Tennessee was, because I didn’t see enough news coverage to grasp to severity of the disaster.

…In several years, I suspect most of Nashville will bear few physical scars from the 2010 flood, because the city and people of Nashville are not just survivors, they are winners determined to triumph.

So, as usual, Bobo Wens has zero clue about a problem, sees one video and suddenly he’s diagnosing Nashville AND New Orleans like they were Terri Schiavo and he was Bill Frist.

Oh, and by the way. doesn’t God punish cities for tolerating shit like gay marriage, Bob? So what’s his bug about Nashville?

Let me just say, as an ex-Nashvillian with family still living there, FUCK Frank Yankee.

NO ONE I know in Nashville is comparing this to Katrina and they know that the devastation, while significant, does not equal what happenned in NOLA. What a fucking jack ass.

Nashville was fortunate that the eighteen inches of rain that hit Davidson County was not combined with 100 mile an hour hurricane winds. Also, W is no longer president. So that’s two major disaster forces that Nashville dodged, but New Orleans didn’t.

What a sorry little pissant Bobo Wens be.

I wonder what he would have said if it were, oh, say, Memphis?

So what’s his bug about Nashville?

Maybe all those country songs about cheatin’ and drinkin’?

I didn’t have a grasp of how bad the flooding in Tennessee was, because I didn’t see enough news coverage to grasp to severity of the disaster.

“… but I sure as heck won’t let that stop me!” If there are two possible reasons one can pull out of one’s ass for why the outcomes were not the same, that one of the disasters was worse than the other, or one set of people is worse than the other at handling disasters, why do these people always, ALWAYS, go straight to the second without even pausing for breath?

Because a hurricane hitting a city below sea level is exactly the same as a flood taking out a jumped-up amusement park. Heckuva comparison, Bobby.

Oh, and also it’s been declared a Federal Disaster Area. Do you really think that a red state that’s a net beneficiary of federal funds will avoid “crying for handouts”?

*suuuuuure, you already knew it’s a band.

Also, actor, the porperty, er, property damage will include the entire Opryland complex. That is floodstage level destruction of the Opryland Hotel, the Grand Ole Opry House and the entire Opry Mills Mall. Not to mention the neighborhoods along the Cumberland River nearby. To quote Jim Cooper, that’s Billions with a ‘B.’ Not trying to lessen or top the horror of watching what Katrina did to New Orleans, just saying that catastrophic flooding is expensive.

Shorter shorter: “Stupid niggers”

Oh noes, Hurry-cane Humberto done knocked ovah mah char-coal grill.

I was so innocent then.

I swear to God, I saw this exact same column a few years ago but it was a town in the midwest somewhere. But otherwise it was the exact same thing: “Look at how much better these mid-western white people are handling the crisis. There clearly is something superior about their… culture.”

You know, if only Black people would embrace Christian values.

Hey there, Billy Bob Frank Yankee, So a minor flooding is the same as a category 3 hurricane?

WTF, were you home schooled?

Or, as y’all say home skoo’d

I didn’t have a grasp of how bad the flooding in Tennessee was, because I didn’t see enough news coverage to grasp to severity of the disaster.

And he obviously doesn’t have a clue as to the scope of the destruction that resulted from Katrina, either. It didn’t just trash New Orleans; it trashed a a href=”http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Katrina#Aftermath”>broad swath of the gulf coast–and there’s still significant damage all over the place down there, in part because a lot of people had to sue their insurers in an effort to get them to honor their policies. But yeah, let’s zero in NoLa because the demographics fit the “lazy niggers” narrative that Klansman Owens is trying to sell.

I was so innocent then.

o.Õ

OMFG you guys just missed a winner of a wingnut.

This woman sets my teeth on edge as it is… and then she starts going on about how Obama is evidently at fault for kids not learning phonics and not being able to count money.

YEEESH.

I was so innocent then.

Me, too. I was just a lurker and TruculentandUnreliable was just a little twinkle in my eye…*sigh*

Actually, T&U may have been born (elsewhere, of course), but she was just a wee baby…

Obama is evidently at fault for kids not learning phonics and not being able to count money.,

Man, Obama has so many magical powers I don’t even know, man!

Re: the CY
first off, how the fuck can you even read that clown;
oh, right, as Vonnegut said about something similar to the Nashville flooding: it’s too sad to cry about so you might as well laugh.

I saw this exact same column a few years ago but it was a town in the midwest somewhere. But otherwise it was the exact same thing

That was about a blizzard in North Dakota. I’m sure a freaking blizzard took the North Dakotans by surprise, boy howdy. That must be like rain here in Seattle. No one could have predicted…

Has not a single one of these dumb motherfuckers ever looked at, you know, a fucking map?

Hey, dumbfuck, maybe Nashville and other cities fare better after flooding because they aren’t 70 miles away from any high ground like NO is. It’s not that hard to flee rising floodwaters when your entire fucking city isn’t underwater, when you can drive (or walk) a few short miles to where the electricity is still on, the phones are still working, and there’s food and uncontaminated water.

I don’t know how many people I had to explain this to while the Katrina disaster was going on. Has no one ever driven into New Orleans? There’s fuck-all but swamp and water for miles around the place.

Goddamn this country is full of stupid assholes.

Man, Obama has so many magical powers I don’t even know, man!

Just wait for him to force you to start speaking Esperanto.

BTW, “Esperanto” translates to “one who hopes”!

!!!!!!!

OMFG GLENNBECK IS RIGHT IT’S ALL A CONSPIRACY

I don’t know what the fuck those idiots at the Gaylord* Opryland hotel thought they were doing. I mean, they put a fucking river through their lobby, they should have foreseen the consequences.

It’s not that hard to flee rising floodwaters when your entire fucking city isn’t underwater the neighboring county’s Sherrif’s Department isn’t shooting refugees.

FiKKKsed.

I’ll be frank. I think self-styled Confederates should be rounded into camps.

Too bad this didn’t happen while all those teabaggers were in town for their convention with Super Sarah, the Power Palin.

Hey, dumbfuck, maybe Nashville and other cities fare better after flooding because they aren’t 70 miles away from any high ground like NO is.

If I recall correctly, TIDOS Yankee was one of the wingnuts most fond of the “NO deserved to drown because they were stupid for building it so low” argument. I’m sure there’s some quality to citizens of New Orleans which makes them poor civil engineers.

Is JimBob here aware that Nashville is almost 30% Negric?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nashville,_Tennessee#Demographics

Kinda shoots a hole in that there argument of hisn.

God, that makes me remember the summer of the hideous heat wave throughout Europe. I was in contact with an online group of people all over the UK and Germany, and it was awful. Tens of thousands died in France alone. It caused a big crisis of conscience, as well, for vacationing French families who’d left the old folks at home, utterly unprepared for such heat.

An English friend of mine noted that their roads aren’t made for days of 100 degree heat. They’re made for lots of lots of rain. The whole thing was awful.

So as this disaster was unfolding, some moron at the Washington Post decided that it would be fun to write a column or editorial (I can’t remember which) teasing Europe about being sissies who couldn’t handle a little hot weather of the sort that Washington DC handles easily every damn summer. Gah.

Obviously, I have nothing to do with the Washington Post, and yet I was still mortified, and I apologized to all my friends overseas.

Hardship is fucking hard. Help is mandatory. There’s no need to set up some arbitrary Misery Index for the purposes of shame or punishment.

I saw this exact same column a few years ago but it was a town in the midwest somewhere. But otherwise it was the exact same thing

That was about a blizzard in North Dakota. I’m sure a freaking blizzard took the North Dakotans by surprise, boy howdy. That must be like rain here in Seattle. No one could have predicted…

The numbnuts send out some such emails after just about every dishalfasster… “mah grill blowed over, but did I panic and rape people down at the shelter? Well, a little, but not like THOSE people did after Katrina!”

Not good for music. Soundcheck Nashville is currently flood blogging.

When I heard “the warehouse with the musical instruments is near the junction of the whatever and whatever rivers” on the radio I was thinking ‘Yeah, that was a good idea’.

Speaking of flooding:

Unfortunately for the future of human civilization, the best scientific estimates of future sea level rise continue to worsen, as it becomes evident that the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets are losing mass much more rapidly than estimated before 2007. December’s “Global sea level linked to global temperature,” published by Martin Vermeer of the Helsinki University of Technology, Finland and Stefan Rahmstorf of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research in Germany in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences projects a catastrophic rise of 0.75 to 1.9 m (2.5 to 6 feet) by 2100 (see figure above).

Sounds like levee building will be a growth industry in the coming decades.

Just for you, Wankee

http://whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/06/tennessee-governor-very-pleased-with-response-to-flooding-by-obama-administration/

Forgot the money shot. I know. I am a disgrace.

“FEMA and the White House could not have been more helpful in this thing,” Bredesen said. Record amounts of rain fell Saturday and Sunday, more than 13 inches recorded in parts of Tennessee. Officials Thursday reported the state’s 20th death from the storm and subsequent flooding.
After speaking with the governor Monday, President Obama signed a disaster declaration for the state Tuesday, sending federal aid to Tennessee to help supplement the state and local recovery efforts. While Governor Bredesen wouldn’t put a precise dollar amount on a damage assessment, he admitted, “it’s a lot of money, it’s a lot of money. I’d be astonished if not a billion dollars.”

There was looting…
CRIME: Police respond to 26 looting calls, two arrests made

http://nashvillecitypaper.com/content/2010-flood/crime-police-respond-26-looting-calls-two-arrests-made

My expedition hopes to, at the very least capture conclusive photographic evidence of Sasquatch. To accomplish this, my team will be installing several motion-sensitive wildlife cameras to trees at strategic locations in the Northern Cascades. My team will also be installing sound recorders with the hope of capturing sound evidence. Sasquatch, like other species of great ape, have been reported “tree knocking.” This is a way in which great apes communicate with each other over long distances, by knocking a branch or a rock against a tree. My team will be imitating this “tree knocking” possibly getting a response from a Sasquatch.

My expedition will consist of a six man team with myself as Team Leader. It will also consist of my co-leader a colleage and friend by the name of Derek, a tracker, a footprint caster, a electronic equiptment specialist and a hair/fecal sample technician. At the very least we can almost certainly be assured of finding tracks, of which our handy supply of plaster of paris will suffice nicely.

I will keep you updated on our expedition. In the meanwhile go to http://www.bfro.net to learn more about Sasquatch.

I stipulate that this is The Fool:

The escort, dubbed “Lucien” by the Miami New Times, told the paper that Rekers paid him to provide daily massages, in the nude. The massages included Rekers’ favorite move, Lucien said, which he dubbed “the long stroke.”

FYWP

My expedition hopes to, at the very least capture conclusive photographic evidence of Sasquatch. To accomplish this, my team will be installing several motion-sensitive wildlife cameras to trees at strategic locations in the Northern Cascades.

How different is a deer’s bum from a Sasquatch’s bum? Because I am worried about false positives.

Josh, would you be interested in joining Lucas Smith in searching for Mbembe in the Congo?

Hips don’t lie, Mr McGravitass.

Not good for music. Soundcheck Nashville is currently flood blogging.

If Brad Paisley’s tour gear is wiped out, an irreplaceable work of art may have been lost.

The builder of these, Ken Fischer, was a local guy, and I don’t remember there being a cult around him in the way that famous people have, but apparently one coalesced at some point. He died in 2006 after retiring years earlier from building amps in any quantity, such that the total number of heads must be under a hundred or so.

They really are as good as people say, and their goodness really is ephemeral. Just building one of his designs doesn’t get you the quality wherein the art lives, which seems to be in how the components are matched to each other, to encourage harmonics or I’m not even sure what.

That is floodstage level destruction of the Opryland Hotel, the Grand Ole Opry House and the entire Opry Mills Mall. Not to mention the neighborhoods along the Cumberland River nearby.

Um….one tourist hotel, one auditorium, and one shopping mall. Plus some residential neighborhoods.

Vs. multiple hotels, at least 4 theatres (Saenger, Orpheum, Mahalia Jackson, Loew’s State) A sports arena, a convention center, hundreds of city blocks, factories, at least three major hospitals, schools, houseing projects plus multiple city neighborhoods where the houses were not only flooded, but swept off their foundations, and all of St. Bernard Parish.

Yep. Just the same.

I hear there’s a Mbwun somewhere in the Upper Amazon basin.

Maybe you guys can find the Mkole-membe and the Ahool AND the chipekwe all at once, with a side order of pteranodon!

(I’m sorry; I know it’s geeky and silly but I think cryptozoology is cool…)

I’ll be frank. I think self-styled Confederates should be rounded into camps.

Hm, you might be on to something there. Ya know, there is a bill in the Senate right now, introduced by the uber-patriot Joe Weaselmann, that would allow Confederate traitors to be stripped of citizenship. Maybe that law isn’t so bad after all. Anyone want to shit on the Constitution to teach these assholes a lesson in what happens when you shit on the Constitution?

Isn’t, seriously, the Mkole-mbembe the brontosaurus-looking silhouette of an elephant’s head and trunk as the elephant is swimming? I’m asking because that seems as though it were the case.

There was looting…
CRIME: Police respond to 26 looting calls, two arrests made

http://nashvillecitypaper.com/content/2010-flood/crime-police-respond-26-looting-calls-two-arrests-made

And pondering “hmm, wonder how many of the looters were black?” in 5…4…3….

I have two relatives who live just outside Nashville and my mother was in fact visiting when the event occurred. She said the worse she suffered was having to wait for the water to go down at the airport so she could go home.

Mind you, my people all harken from St. Louis, next to the Mississippi, so floods are no stranger to us.

I love what Larkspur said:

“Hardship is fucking hard. Help is mandatory. There’s no need to set up some arbitrary Misery Index for the purposes of shame or punishment.”

That is the perfect summary of what is wrong with our Puritan American culture; the American mode of oppression is to tell the oppressed that they suffer because they deserve it and if they would just shut the fuck up, they might, just might get to heaven after they die their miserable, deserved death.

And if I hear anyone else up here in whitey-land New Hampshire tell me that Obama is proof that racism is over, I swear …. I’ll…

no I won’t but I’d feel like gouging my eyes out.

I’ll be frank. I think self-styled Confederates should be rounded into camps.

I’ll be frank as well. We can find another general to replace Sherman, in case you uppity wannabe confederate rebel douchebags want to fight again. Confederate Yankee…is that supposed to be an ironic juxtaposition of battle enemies? Do you think that sounds clever? You sound like a band of 13 year olds, thinking they’re all artsy in calling themselves something like moral hatred or some shit.

Wow, somebody needs a nap. Cranky!

Yeah, the confederate yankee thing. I didn’t bother to find out his history or location, but is this another one of these eastern/western morons who thinks he’s all cool and conservative and aligns himself with the south?

And they’ve never lived anywhere near the south.

God almighty, the ignorance won’t quit.

Bless your heart, kate. Thanks for loving what I said. When you say stuff like that, I begin to think I exist.

Meanwhile, having chopped up the Misery Index for mulch or oil-slick-boom-filling, or whatever, we must pay attention to heart-break. Southern Beale reports on her neighbors, who tried to drive to church last Sunday, and drowned in the flood. I do not go to church. I get annoyed with family members who think I kinda shoulda oughta. But I respect SB’s recognition of her neighbors, and I empathize with the grief of anyone within their sphere.
Southern Beale

My town, just east of Nashville, has severely damaged areas but is fine in most places, but Nashville and a county to the south are hard hit in many areas. People have lost everything, and the water situation is extremely critical. We are being told to cut back on bathing and flushing, and use water for cooking, hand washing, cooking. School is still out, in fact, in Nashville.

Around here, people chipped in with their personal watercraft and got folks who were trapped in their homes, people have volunteered and given money and have just been great. The official response was great, too.

The levees in Nashville were breached. In NOLA, after Katrina, the levees broke, an entirely different situation. I talked to a man who was a police officer during Katrina, and he said it sounded like the levees were blown up by dynamite, and then there was massive flooding. That alone shows the idiocy of the ConYank’s comparison. Overtopping vs. a complete break is not the same thing.

We have damage here in Middle Tennessee. We have buildings still open. It’s a mess, it’s a tragedy, it’s a disaster, but it’s NOTHING LIKE KATRINA. NOTHING. I wish these wingnuts would develop some capacity to deal with real life.

Hey. I thought I did the link right.

Southern Beale

Wow, it’s like he finally jumped the shark. There are dog whistles and coded language, which is deniable, and then there’s putting a couple of asterisks in the middle of a word. This entire piece is basically “you lazy ni**ers” without any further attempt at a fig leaf.

Neat!

“Isn’t, seriously, the Mkole-mbembe the brontosaurus-looking silhouette of an elephant’s head and trunk as the elephant is swimming? I’m asking because that seems as though it were the case.”

Not at all. The native tribes are very knowledgeable about their local wildlife. In fact, when shown drawings of local animals, the pygmy tribesmen correctly identified everyone of them with one surprising result. When shown a picture of a prehistoric sauropod they repeatedly have identified it is Mokele Membe. Being translated, the name Mokele Membe means “he who stops the flow of rivers.”

It is an herbivorious animal with a body larger than that of an adult elephant, with a long neck and tail. The most likely candidate in my opinion for the Mokele Membe is a relict apatosauras.

Federal regulators let BP avoid filing blowout plan for Gulf oil rig.

So “Obama’s Katrina” is actually “Bush’s Katrina 2: Electric Boogaloo.”

I have a feeling we’re going to be cleaning up those assholes’ messes until the day I die, which judging by the way things are going for humanity, may be sooner than I expected.

My expedition will consist of a six man team
Hey no problem. I’ve got plenty of bones to go around.

The flooding of Nashville is tragic, as floods generally are. The drowning of New Orleans was a travesty of epic proportions. I want to stab anyone who writes crap like this here guy linked to in the sadlyno! post wrote. I want to stab him in the head with a rusty butter knife. Fortunately, all relevant filters and inhibitors are still intact. So I just imagine myself stabbing this twatwaffle shitweasel in the head with a rusty butter knife once. When I see myself stabbing him repeatedly in gory detail, I will talk to my psychologist about it.

I want to stab him in the head with a rusty butter knife.

I just want to tie him up and make him watch while I light his gareell on fire. ESPECIALLY if it explodes!

“Yeah, the confederate yankee thing. I didn’t bother to find out his history or location, but is this another one of these eastern/western morons who thinks he’s all cool and conservative and aligns himself with the south?

And they’ve never lived anywhere near the south.”

Actually, if I’m not mistaken, CY lives in the confederate stronghold of Chapel Hill in the research triangle. You know, home of what what Jesse Helms (why are all the right’s heros radio announcers and chicken hawks?) used to call the “University of Negroes and Communists” or what is referred to now as The Peoples Republic of Carrboro. You know, the deep conservative South.

Ugh. On second thought, that last post sounded much more sexual than I intended it to.

CY lives in the confederate stronghold of Chapel Hill in the research triangle.

Uh, yeah. If I were going to live in the south, that would be the only place I’d live besides Austin.

Disaster Olympics: an event which actual survivors of disasters seem strangely unenthusiastic about.

(let us all bow our heads in a solemn moment of silence for Bob’s Charcoal Grill)

On second thought, that last post sounded much more sexual than I intended it to.
Surely not, or actor212 would have commented all over upon it by now.

?CY lives in the confederate stronghold of Chapel Hill in the research triangle.

Well, that’s actually good news, I’m glad to know he’s surrounded by commies and my darker brethren. Must be the reason for his rage; being surrounded by truth tellers and all. Its just a shame someone taught him to use a computer.

“I hear there’s a Mbwun somewhere in the Upper Amazon basin.”

Unfortunately, Smithback won’t be able to check that out.

If we go back to the original Confederate Yankee begging for a new charcoal grill and then updating complaining that libruls were mischaracterizing him, said this:

According to these esteemed liberal thinkers, asking my readership to continue a voluntary fundraiser is the exact same thing, somehow, as demanding billions of taxpayer dollars from the federal government to replace a city doomed by geology, oceanography, and hydrology.

So, Nashville wasn’t doomed by geology, limnology, and hydrology, whereas New Orleans was, ’cause they a bunch a damn n******.

Well, Nashville is a little over 28% black. Not that that has anything to do with how the flooding went. The river rising and the lake spilling into the city are different kinds of events. Everyone here knows that, but I feel like I have to say it, because so much horrendous shit has been said about New Orleans.

Somebody said something about “burn the motherfucker down” in regards to the press? I hate them right now. This is new for me. I don’t like it, but there it is. Last night I read the first five chapters of a book that is being published on line by one of the Daily Howler journalists about how the press trashed gore. I was working too much to pay much attention to that at the time, though I could tell the campaign coverage was especially sucky and one-sided. You can link to it from the Daily Howler website. The story makes it clear how we got here. There are precious few journalists left. We got Heathers, Scarlet O’Haras, celebrity gossip hags of both sexes, and RNC talking points.

I want to stab him in the head with a rusty butter knife.

You should probably stop using such wet butter. But do please stab him in the hay-yed.

So, Nashville wasn’t doomed by geology, limnology, and hydrology, whereas New Orleans was, ’cause they a bunch a damn n******.

So basically, what you’re saying is, “Take the ‘N-‘ Out of Nashville, And It’s Asheville?”

Wow, it’s like he finally jumped the shark. There are dog whistles and coded language, which is deniable, and then there’s putting a couple of asterisks in the middle of a word. This entire piece is basically “you lazy ni**ers” without any further attempt at a fig leaf.

Yep. Found a PJTV video on my Southern conservative cousin’s web page the other day that was denouncing the imminent danger of liberal media bias and concluded with a stern warning to “this president and his street thug advisers.” What, nothing about watermelon, fried chicken and swinging from trees? They’re getting soft.

Not.

I’m not old enough to remember if this happened during the Gingrich or Reagan revolutions, but yeah – based on my limited experience, I’d say they’re going all out on the racism. The immigration bill and the upswing in Islamophobia are part of it too.

No, Katrina was horrible. Horrible beyond what my meager words can say. However, what we here in Nashville experienced was something similar. This is an area that, while prone to flooding from time to time, doesn’t get nearly the amount of rainfall that places like NO get. We got 13 inches of rain in a 48 hour period. And it was also, like Katrina, was a perfect storm. There was enough of a deluge that every single tributary, creek, and river in the Middle TN area flooded at roughly the same time.

I saw this for myself. My fiancee and I were damn lucky. Many were not.

BTW, here’s someone who’s kind of a dumbed-down version of TIDOS Yankee – Why Do Liberal-Run Cities Tolerate The “Homeless”?

The ‘Flood’ might fuck up some psuedo-hillbilly summer tour’s equipment acquisition, but think of the cash to made on ‘Nashville-Aid’ type hustles, should keep some sharp ass cracker flush with Jack & Oxys for quite while! Give the Teabaggers something to do until the elections.

Love the link, Snarkle (as well as your comment on it). The elitism of the right’s been beyond parody for a long time, but little things like this still remind you just how much they love to wallow in the mud.

And so much for their libertarianism and aversion to “social engineering,” by the way.

Oh. That left coast—whatever—wasn’t talking about the problem with the homeless. He was talking about the problem with “the so-called “homeless””. See how that’s different? It’s the people who are CALLED “homeless”, for reasons as flimsy, I presume, as them not having homes and sleeping on the streets and such, that is the problem.

Notice how all his examples are in California. HMMM what happened in California that would leave a bunch of Schizophrenics roaming the streets. I can’t for the life of me think of anything. Oh well, I’m sure it’s a democrats fault.

I’m sure the majestic citizens of Nashville know exactly how many homeless people were drowned in the deluge, also too.

They were liberated by Ronnie. Admittedly, I am one of those liberals who just doesn’t get this liberation thingy. But I do know a thing or two about not snapping—you see, I don’t have a rusty butter knife. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one. So if I snap while wanting to stab somebody in the head with a rusty butter knife, I may have time to regain my senses while looking for one, or at least have my aggression overwhelmed by snackishness while looking for one before I have a chance to strike. I call it the “rusty butter knife of mental health and prick wing-nut safety”.

Exactly. For example, while government, businesses and schools were disrupted in New Orleans for months by the flooding there, I am going home to Nashville this weekend for a college graduation–they were only obliged to reschedule one day of final exams. This is clearly a sign of the superior moral fiber of Tennesseans, because the two natural disasters were otherwise exactly the same.

Item: Nashville floods knock out city’s beer distributors (http://www.tennessean.com/article/20100506/NEWS01/5060329/Nashville+floods+knock+out+city+s+beer+distributors)

“The waters that spilled over the Cumberland River’s banks shut down — temporarily — all three of Nashville’s beer distributors…the shutdown has led to few empty coolers in the city’s supermarkets and gas stations, and the industry says delivery trucks should be back on the road before beer stocks run low.”

Do you see what we’re talking about here, people? There is still a serious risk that local _beer supplies_ might run low before normal distribution is restored. I know for a fact that white people in New Orleans were able to “find” (and blacks were able to “loot”) plenty of beer there, even in the worst days of their piddly little so-called “flood.”

I’ve just finished scourging myself with copper wire, insert snotty Mel Gibson reference here (e.g., “if the sexiest man alive had a point about Jews in Hollywood, he’d dissolve into invisibility like, eh, Marlon Brando”), because I failed as a human being — I interpreted the OP as a slur, however slight, upon Wanda Sykes. It’s like accusing your grandmother of cannibalism. Obviously I fell short of my potential as a great ape, thinking someone would fail to recognize the Twin Chromosomes of Win that Sykes represents.

So, okay, this handout thing:

My understanding is that the flooding in New Orleans was heavily exacerbated by the failure of various levees. Levees which should have been designed to handle a storm of Katrina’s magnitude, but which were not able to do so, a fact that had been known for decades.

Levees were not put there by god. They were not designed by your irresponsible neighbor who gets drunk and screams at his wife at 3AM. Poor character didn’t bring down those levees.

To me, government aid in the case of New Orleans seems less like demanding a handout and more like asking the government to clean up the mess it made.

press trashed gore

Directed by Eli Roth

Also, actor, the porperty, er, property damage will include the entire Opryland complex.

“Porperty” was deliberate, as it now belongs to the porpoises.

That’s my story, I’m sticking with it, and at least my typo didn’t suck a trillion dollars out of the stock market.

What. The. Fuck.

Is JimBob here aware that Nashville is almost 30% Negric?

Yes, but in his mind, Barack the Magic Negro somehow stopped the floods short of Nigg*rtown (true name. I heard it one week when I was down there).

Hey no problem. I’ve got plenty of bones to go around.

I assume there’s a club somewhere near by with eligible young men?

And pondering “hmm, wonder how many of the looters were black?” in 5…4…3….
I believe we have the answer to that. Twentysix incidents reported and two arrests made would indicate that there were 2 black looters and twentyfour white looters.

George Michael Anderson said,
May 7, 2010 at 6:50

First, good luck.

Second, it’s not that people don’t believe Nashville is in need of aid. It is. Just like any of the towns devastated by the tornado outbreaks last month or any other city hit by a natural disaster. What we find incredible is that Cornfed Asshole (Cornholio?) believes that the type of devastation enured by Nashville rises to the level of what happened in Katrina.

More, that he somehow believes that people who had to deal with flooded basements and four feet of water, and who could move about and find higher ground (this need, despite the warnings of the weather services) and assist neighbors are morally superior to people who were so inundated that they had to spend days or even in some cases nearly a week sitting on top of their roofs in 90 degree summer weather, no shade, no clean water, waiting for someone to spot them.

They were lucky not to have to endure what NO endured, and they acted accordingly. Extending Cornholio’s logic, if the citizens of NO had been in Nsahville last week, they would have robbed their neighbors, while if the citizens of Nashville had been in Katrina, they would have built arks and floated to safetly.

Which is all a load of crap.

What. The. Fuck.

Yea, I almost used that in my weekly roundup but I couldn’t snark it well enough.

There is still a serious risk that local _beer supplies_ might run low before normal distribution is restored.

This calls for an airlift!

Yea, I almost used that in my weekly roundup but I couldn’t snark it well enough.

Yeah, the sheer WTFery of that is almost too much.

Yeah, the sheer WTFery of that is almost too much.

Oh? Then you missed Sarah Palin calling out the country of England for the Gulf oil spill. It’s on my blog.

I believe we have the answer to that. Twentysix incidents reported and two arrests made would indicate that there were 2 black looters and twentyfour white looters.

So, there were more representatives of whites per capita than blacks among the looters. I’m going to use this meaningless metric to conclude that white people steal anything that’s not nailed down.

Oh? Then you missed Sarah Palin calling out the country of England for the Gulf oil spill. It’s on my blog.

That typo-to-end-all-typos is hilarious. Suuuuuuuure, the free market is toootally safe. If anything we need *less* regulation!

Oh? Then you missed Sarah Palin calling out the country of England for the Gulf oil spill. It’s on my blog.

The entire country?! I know she was blaming “foreign oil companies,” even though Todd used to work for BP, but how the hell do you blame the entire country?

, a fact that had been known for decades.

Wat r these “fax”?

That typo-to-end-all-typos is hilarious

If by “hilarious,” you mean “pants-shittingly-frightening,” then yes, it’s fucking HILARIOUS.

how the hell do you blame the entire country?

It’s, like, easy if you have Facebook. No concept of reality helps too.

If by “hilarious,”

No, I was laughing heartily. Out loud. The pure ridiculousness Wall Street is laughable. For people who are in allegedly in charge of so much, they have very little knowledge of “what to do” and this shit is funny to me.

So, there were more representatives of whites per capita than blacks among the looters. I’m going to use this meaningless metric to conclude that white people steal anything that’s not nailed down.

Now, my math skills are a little rusty, so bear with me.

If the black population of Nashville is 28% (let’s round up to 30%), if there are 26 incidents of looting, then there should be seven black people among the looters.

And yet, only two were arrested. It seems to me this is strong evidence that white folks are the real violent criminal element and should be dealt with by forcing them to carry passports and prove citizenship.

The entire country?!

She may not have been blaming the entire country, but it sure seems as tho the British press believe she was.

should be dealt with by forcing them to carry passports and prove citizenship

They have their proof — skin color. The whiter you are, the moar American. Also, from what I understand, they were only stealing so that the blacks couldn’t steal. So, technically, they were thwarting a crime and should be up for a commendation.

you see, I don’t have a rusty butter knife. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen one. So if I snap while wanting to stab somebody in the head with a rusty butter knife, I may have time to regain my senses while looking for one, or at least have my aggression overwhelmed by snackishness while looking for one before I have a chance to strike.

Hey, now I know what to get you for Christmas! What a relief, you are SO hard to shop for.

For people who are in allegedly in charge of so much, they have very little knowledge of “what to do” and this shit is funny to me.

What are you, some kind of nihilist?

If so, will you teach me how to be one, too?

She may not have been blaming the entire country, but it sure seems as tho the British press believe she was.

It was fucking stupid enough as it was…no need to get all victimy about it, Brits!

They have their proof — skin color. The whiter you are, the moar American

So Edgar Winter is the only TRUE American.

The whiter you are, the moar American.

Oh, man, I am so American it will BLIND YOU.

So Edgar Winter is the only TRUE American.

He’d better not go to Africa (again, see my blog)

I’d link to it, but the FUCKING MIS DEPT here has blocked it via Websense. Again. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Damn that pissed me off. It’s Nashville’s misfortune that we suffered a disaster at the same time that the rest of the nation was experiencing other disasters — the Gulf of Mexico is destroyed, Times Square nearly so, Arizona is hellbent on destroying itself. What this tells us is that the news media is incapable of covering more than two stories at once. Three is pushing things and four, well, forget it. Can’t be done.

But screw anyone who claims we will be OK because we’re a city of WHITE PEOPLE. Screw those people with a hot poker. That is outrageous and offensive to Nashville, which is a pretty multi-cultural place.

Hey Rush and the rest of you assholes: Quit using our city’s misfortune to promote YOUR racist politics. I don’t even know who this assclown is but it pisses me off.

For anyone who wants to get an idea of what we’ve been through in the past week, here is a YouTube video someone (not me) cobbled together. And yes, you will notice plenty of brown faces as well as white faces.

Uh, yeah. If I were going to live in the south, that would be the only place I’d live besides Austin.

Ahem.

I’m OK too.

Ahem.

I’m OK too.

Yes you are! Home of R.E.M., the B-52s, and Neutral Milk Hotel. Sorry I forgot you.

The point is moot, actually, as I cannot stand the heat and the humidity in the Midwest, much less the south.

The problem with Athens, besides the pollen and weather, is that Paul Broun is a festering carbuncle.

Neutral Milk Hotel

I’m so naming my next band that.

What are you, some kind of nihilist?

It is exhausting. ha ha ha.

I’m not a nihilist, I just find it hilarious that I have just slightly less control over the markets than the people who are in control of the markets.

So Edgar Winter is the only TRUE American.

Jack White is the epitome of Murrika.

I’m so naming my next band that.

Ahem

I’m so naming my next band that.

Insert snobby indie rocker statement here.

(Heh. Somebody’s been fucking with their wikipedia page!)

Esteev beat me.

In an Aeroplane Over the Sea is one of the greatest rock albums of ALL TIME, by the way.

Insert snobby indie rocker statement here.

Ahem

Yea. And…?

And it’s fixed now. Dammit!

Yea. And…?

Maybe Caustic Cream Motel is available.

Yea. And…?

I’m pretty sure you can’t get away with naming your band after one of the most beloved indie rock bands of the late 90s, but I guess you could try…

I’m naming my next band Snobby Indie Rocker and the first album will be titled Fucking with Wikipedia.

Maybe Caustic Cream Motel is available.

Why would I want that? I’d rather have Neutral Milk Hotel. Fuck ’em. Spirit of anar4chy@ bitchez!

I’m naming my next band Snobby Indie Rocker and the first album will be titled Fucking with Wikipedia.

Awesome. You’d better thank me in the credits.

I’m pretty sure you can’t get away with naming your band after one of the most beloved indie rock bands of the late 90s

Down with the corporatocracy! Bunch of sellout wannabes…I bet they probably got some tie into Nick@Nite or something. Wanna bet Justin Bieber covers their records?

Why would I want that? I’d rather have Neutral Milk Hotel. Fuck ‘em. Spirit of anar4chy@ bitchez!

Fine, I will start a blog “Simply Left Behind”. And it will be all about Behinds.

The first song on the album will of course be TruculentandUnreliable!

Haha–office comedy;

One boss, reading an article on the net: “UGH! Fourteen percent of the people believe that Obama was born abroad!”

Other boss: “I don’t think he’s had a sex change.”

TGIF.

Down with the corporatocracy! Bunch of sellout wannabes…

LOL. I don’t think I’ve ever heard even the hipsteriest of hipsters say that…

Wanna bet Justin Bieber covers their records?

Justin Bieber knows how to play the theremin?

Fine, I will start a blog “Simply Left Behind”. And it will be all about Behinds.

All left buttcheeks, all the time.

Haha–office comedy;

My boss hasn’t spoken to me in six days. Think I’m on my way out.

All left buttcheeks, all the time.

Left cheek bias! BLARGGHHH!

Tag, I’m it!

The first song on the album will of course be TruculentandUnreliable!

Yay! Will it have the hurdy gurdy in it? I love the hurdy gurdy!

I always wanted to have a band named “Live Bait” because you’d never have to make signs, you could just steal them from anywhere. That or “Boil’d P-Nuts.”

My boss hasn’t spoken to me in six days. Think I’m on my way out.

Uh oh–that’s bad news. Hope that’s not the case–unless you want it to be…

Think I’m on my way out.

Uh oh! I hope that everything works out okay.

unless you want it to be

Esteev said,
May 7, 2010 at 16:22

I don’t know what that means, but I really hate that horrible baby.

but I really hate that horrible baby.

haha nevermind! I could care less to be honest. I guess I am a nihilist!

Anyway, back to the show:

Anyone find it funny that Lieberman and McCain’s new strip-your-citizenship bill is called the TEA Bill (“Terrorist Expatriation Act.”) I do. Any more subliminal and … i got nothing

I guess I am a nihilist!

Well, I guess I didn’t offend you by saying how much I hate that weird, creepy baby, at least.

I am having a different problem–I have to figure out how to do my practicum for school (work 8-10 hours in a library a week) and continue working full-time. The practicum I want to do will require that I spend some time there during the day, but I don’t know how much, and I’m not sure if my boss will allow it.

Fine, I will start a blog “Simply Left Behind”. And it will be all about Behinds.

Kewl! Can I add pictures?

Cuz it would only drive up the traffic to my crappy little blog.

Yay! Will it have the hurdy gurdy in it? I love the hurdy gurdy!

Alas, I am no hurdy gurdy man. In fact the album may be delayed due to the fact that I play no instrument at all, nor can I sing even at a bad karaoke level and have even managed on occasion to play the stereo off key… Hmm, what’s this? incominig Email? Hey! I’ve just been offered a gig at Patrick henry College!

I’m not sure if my boss will allow

I see some late nights in your future.

Justin Bieber knows how to play the theremin?

You’re kidding, right?

he’s old enough to jerk off, so he knows how to play a theremin.

Kewl! Can I add pictures?

Not until the lube dispenser is refilled! You’re being punished!

That sounded different in my head.

In fact the album may be delayed due to the fact that I play no instrument at all, nor can I sing even at a bad karaoke level and have even managed on occasion to play the stereo off key…

I haven’t played an instrument in years, and I’m not so good at Guitar Hero, if that makes you feel any better.

I always wanted to have a band named “Live Bait”

To quote the corporatists here who jumped ugly on me: Ahem

Not until the lube dispenser is refilled! You’re being punished!

Should be no problem, Actor has jars and jars of umm.. “lube”.

Not until the lube dispenser is refilled! You’re being punished!

I’m fapping as fast as I can!

You’re kidding, right?

he’s old enough to jerk off, so he knows how to play a theremin.

1. Yes.
2. EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWW.
3. Who the fuck *is* Justin Bieber, anyway?

3. Who the fuck *is* Justin Bieber, anyway?

Him?

I see some late nights in your future.

*sigh* If I ever go back to school again*, I am NOT WORKING.

*Uuuuuughhhhhhh.

Him?

Baby dykes!!!!!! AWWWW. They are all much cuter than he is, with his weird-ass Chicklet teef.

3. Who the fuck *is* Justin Bieber, anyway?

OMG! Like, are you a *dy-no-sore* or something? You must be older than that guy that ran, like for President against that muffin that won like last year, I don’t remember.

OMG! How could you like not know? Are you like terminally unhip?

Teen idol Justin Bieber is asking his fans to stop sending Kim Kardashian

death threats after the two posed together at the White House Correspondents dinner.

After Bieber jokingly called Kardashian his “girlfriend” on his Twitter page, the pop star’s two million Twitter fans began to threaten the sexy reality star.

I’m getting death threats from your fans!” Kardashian, 29, wrote to the singer Tuesday night. “This is unBeliebable!!!”

Daaayyammm! Sounds like all my lady fans!

Are you like terminally unhip?

Better than terminally stupid. Like justin beiber.

Are you like terminally unhip?

When I was your age, I was listening to Nirvana and writing poetry about gun control (hee), so yes.

I know *who* the guy is, sort of. Luckily, I have not heard any of his “music”.

Damnit, now actor212, myself, and Tweener will have the same blog name.

After Bieber jokingly called Kardashian his “girlfriend” on his Twitter page, the pop star’s two million Twitter fans began to threaten the sexy reality star.

Oh, sweet baby Jesus. What the fuck? Kids these days.

Anonymous = tsam (being a dumbass)

Anyway–today is rapid fire subject change day…

I, after having a conversation with quite possibly the dumbest person on Earth, have figured out a way to improve my life significantly!

Check this out;

I’m going to renounce my citizenship, move to Mexico and get naturalized there. Now according this super genius, I could jump the border, and get free health care, welfare, and housing straight outa your hard earned tax dollars! He insisted that this was all true. I’m sick of working. I’m going to give this a try. I’ll report my findings, if I live, upon my return! Do you think the pasty white skin will be a problem?

I have to admit, the first time I’d seen him was on Chelsea Lately, and he seems like he could go one of two directions: He was mature enough to flirt with a woman more than twice his age, so either he’s going to be some raging lunatic nutcase like Britney Spears or he’s going to mature into some reasonably sane but awfully boring asshole like Ashton Cutcher.

I’d put big money on the Britney thing.

Do you think the pasty white skin will be a problem?

Maybe but it is easily remedied. Simply take your current savings and spend 10-12 hours in a tanning bed each day for 3 weeks prior to your new life.

I could jump the border, and get free health care

Ummmmmmmmmmm, Mexico has a public health option. Unlike, you know, us.

I’d put big money on the Britney thing.

There are so many ways to go with this sentence but I can’t think of one I like more than the other.

Ummmmmmmmmmm, Mexico has a public health option. Unlike, you know, us.

Come to think of it, it’s right there in their Constitution: Article 4, so you can see how important it was to the Founding Padres of Mejico.

Unlike, you know, us…

Unlike, you know, us.

Actor, if we had a public health option how would we have enough money to gamble away in Mohegan Sun Las Vegas Wall Street?

Ummmmmmmmmmm, Mexico has a public health option. Unlike, you know, us.

Come to think of it, it’s right there in their Constitution: Article 4, so you can see how important it was to the Founding Padres of Mejico.

Unlike, you know, us…

Yeah, well, this guy sez americun helth care is more better than the mexican’t system. Loaded with drug dealers and montezoomas revenge!

Constitution: Article 4

I thought that stuff was just cliché?

Yeah, well, this guy sez americun helth care is more better than the mexican’t system.

So much better that they’d risk death, disease, snake bite, serious injury, dehydration, starvation and gunshot wounds on a stroll across hundreds of miles of desert for it?

And this is coming from a guy for whom getting out of his Barcalounger to get a beer makes him whine, I bet. Ask him if he’s ever tried sneaking across the Arizona border.

Loaded with drug dealers and montezoomas revenge!

Actually, in the eyes of the world, we’re the deadbeats.

Constitution: Article 4

Hey, I think I’ve got a working title for the techno-thriller action epic I’ll never write and sell to Hollywood.

CONSTITUTION: ARTICLE 4 Starring Sandra Bullock and Will Smith, coming this summer from Paranoid Pictures

I’m getting death threats from your fans!” Kardashian, 29, wrote to the singer Tuesday night. “This is unBeliebable!!!”

okay, if she really made that pun I”m in love.

The boobies are just an extra.

CONSTITUTION: ARTICLE 4

“Ignorance is Pissed”

The boobies are just an extra.

I thought they were central to her point(s)?

And this is coming from a guy for whom getting out of his Barcalounger to get a beer makes him whine, I bet. Ask him if he’s ever tried sneaking across the Arizona border.

Unfortunately, he’s a customer of mine. I had to end the discussion after finding myself becoming increasingly hostile. I’m sure the look on my face gave away the fact that I think he’s a complete imbecile. He actually has the NERVE to say “I don’t know if this is true or not, but…”

I nearly lost it on him.

so either he’s going to be some raging lunatic nutcase like Britney Spears

In little Brit Brit’s defense, I’m pretty sure she’s bipolar. I think it will be somewhere between those two extremes…

I thought they were central to her point(s)?

Central to her point in that her relevance rests on those fantastic funbags. I don’t think Hilary is feeling threatened.

The boobies are just an extra.

They are. To her ass.

Central to her point in that her relevance rests on those fantastic funbags.

Her caseload is rather…impressive.

To quote the corporatists here who jumped ugly on me: Ahem

Well, this was back in the 80s so I may have dibs. Plus there’s always Boil’d P-Nuts as a fallback. Or I could go specific with Red Wigglers or Night Crawlers, both of which would still offer abundant sign theft opportunities.

Mexicans are god-damned tired of having their country destroyed and being shot up by both narco-traffickers and the army and the federales because the U.S. won’t do anything about the massive consumer market for illegal narcotics among its citizens, outside petty intervention at sea, spraying pesticide on crops on Latin American peasants’ lands, shooting up old people and dogs in night raids, and giving Colombia billions upon billions in order to increase drug production and hire narco-paramilitaries to throw millions of peasants of their lands.

Speaking of hot chix, I hate to be an asshole here (well, no, I don’t), but I just saw a very short, stocky woman in a t-shirt and capri sweatpants with a Playboy bunny tattoo. Was it supposed to be sexy? I don’t understand.

Maybe she’s a fan of the mag. Nevertheless, it is a stupid tattoo.

Red Wigglers or Night Crawlers, both of which would still offer abundant sign theft opportunities.

I like Red Wigglers. I would bet that Night Crawlers is taken.

Maybe she’s a fan of the mag. Nevertheless, it is a stupid tattoo.

I think that’s a stupid tattoo on anyone. Sort of like having a Nike tattoo, or an Exxon tattoo or something. All about being a corporate tool.

I dare not speculate on the Kardashian Kan, but it must be impressive if it matches the front view.

Red Wigglers

The Cadillac of worms?

Or I could go specific with Red Wigglers or Night Crawlers, both of which would still offer abundant sign theft double entendre opportunities.

FIXED!

I think that’s a stupid tattoo on anyone. Sort of like having a Nike tattoo, or an Exxon tattoo or something. All about being a corporate tool.

I agree. Needless to say, it was very poorly done.

My office is connected to a hospital that has a coffee kiosk in the lobby. I hate going there because walking through the main hallways is *depressing*.

I hope S,N! contributors stumble upon this wonderful site, Think Tanked. So very clever.

I dare not speculate on the Kardashian Kan, but it must be impressive if it matches the front view.

I’m pretty sure she got breast implants to balance out her booty. So, yeah.

I’m pretty sure she got breast implants to balance out her booty.

Cool, she’s a cyborg, too!

I thought that stuff was just cliché?

As cliché as a “rabid anti-gay activist” going all “brown-chicken/brown cow” with a, um, bag-boy.

<blockquote)Mexicans are god-damned tired of having their country destroyed and being shot up by both narco-traffickers and the army and the federales because the U.S. won’t do anything about the massive consumer market for illegal narcotics among its citizens, outside petty intervention at sea, spraying pesticide on crops on Latin American peasants’ lands, shooting up old people and dogs in night raids, and giving Colombia billions upon billions in order to increase drug production and hire narco-paramilitaries to throw millions of peasants of their lands.

I’m sure they are.
I’m not sure what anyone expects can be done about drug demand, that’s as old as humanity and will always be with us.

going all “brown-chicken/brown cow”

I am SO GLAD I can’t look that up on Urban Dictionary.

*shudder*

and doesn’t it bring a whole new meaning to “I hired him to ‘carry my bags’ for me”.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

At least wait until poor Carolyn is dead. Jesus.

I’m not sure what anyone expects can be done about drug demand, that’s as old as humanity and will always be with us.

Kinda like terrorism but we should totes give up all our liberties. Who needs liberties if your just going to die a drugged up death.

*raises hand*

Oh, she’s playing his first wife, not Carolyn. Dur.

Still, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

“brown-chicken/brown cow”

It’s the phonetic spelling of generic pr0n music.

The Britney Thing sounds like it belongs right after The Lurking Fear and right before At The Mountains Of Madness.

a whole new meaning to “I hired him to ‘carry my bags’ for me”.

The euphemisms just keep coming.

It’s the phonetic spelling of generic pr0n music.

You mean “bow-chicka-bow-bow”?

(did pron soundtracks really sound like that? ever?)

The euphemisms just keep coming.

I saw what you did there…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this the actress who thinks that biting her lips alot conveys emotion and is in that movie series where the girl has to choose between necrophilia or bestiality?

(did pron soundtracks really sound like that? ever?)

They had music?

I’m not sure what anyone expects can be done about drug demand, that’s as old as humanity and will always be with us.

Yes, but if you legalize, you take away the criminal element. That would help immensely in securing our borders.

(did pron soundtracks really sound like that? ever?)

Not since artists like Snoop Dog entered the scene…so I hear.

Is this the actress who thinks that biting her lips alot conveys emotion and is in that movie series where the girl has to choose between necrophilia or bestiality?

Yes. I don’t get it.

Even worse, this means that Twighlightians will be all up on On the Road. Which, as a Future Information Professional of America, should make me happy, but it doesn’t. Motherfuckers already ruined Wuthering Heights.

That said, I think Sam Riley will be awesome as Kerouac.

if you legalize, you take away the criminal element. That would help immensely in securing our borders

Actor “DFH” 212.

But I agree. If alcohol and cigarettes are legal.. who am I kidding, it makes no sense. Just like the debate on heath care reform.

(did pron soundtracks really sound like that? ever?)

Anything I say here will make me sound like a pr0n fiend, so I’m not going to answer that question.

I always wanted to have a band named “Live Bait” because you’d never have to make signs, you could just steal them from anywhere

A buddy used to call this joint ( http://www.livebaitrestaurant.com/ ) Jail Bait thanks to the choice of waitstaff.

Kinda like terrorism but we should totes give up all our liberties. Who needs liberties if your just going to die a drugged up death.

*raises hand*

Where do I sign? I brought my own pen.

Listen, Pere…you didn’t get this link from me, mmmmmmmmmK?

*opens raincoat*

Jail Bait thanks to the choice of waitstaff.

Don’t tell Lawrence Taylor.

Don’t tell Lawrence Taylor.

Ohhh, too soon!

First, GOOGLE MISLED ME! I”LL SUE! The google results said it was the place on East 23rd St in NYC but that website was not. Anyway…

Don’t tell Lawrence Taylor.

Yeah. But, I’ve avoided that bar for twenty years, in part because of its unbearable whiteness of being.

Too bad about LT (and much worse for the girl). I wanted to believe he wasn’t a complete asshole.

Don’t tell Lawrence Taylor.

I should preface this by saying LT and I have mutual friends and I’ve met him a few times.

I almost…almost…feel for the guy. He hires a hooker and ends up arrested for all sorts of shit that he couldn’t possibly have anticipated.

Men do that. Men hire hookers. Men have hired hookers for as long as there have been hookers and it’s the world’s oldest profession. The phenomenon transcends cutlure, religion, economic status. Poor men hire hookers, rich men hire hookers. It doesn’t matter.

It may not be right, but as was pointed out about the demand for drugs, it’s not something you can easily control, as is evidenced by the fact it’s so widespread and so historical. And now I’m told that even women hire hookers!

I’m not defending or excusing what went on here: a child was beaten and raped, but the fact that it was LT was what brought it to national attention, when there were probably a thousand other girls at the exact same moment in the exact same predicament around the world, and none of them were blessed with the luck of having a celebrity client. They’ll be going back again today and doing it all over.

Cacti

What’s the title of Jonah’s seminar?

How to ride your Mommy to a career

Comment from Esteev’s Balloon Juice link…

Hah! Ok, which one of you threw this grenade?

Too bad about LT (and much worse for the girl). I wanted to believe he wasn’t a complete asshole.

I find it hard to believe that LT would do this. Granted, he’s a former drug abuser but I don’t think he would a) beat a woman or b) have relations with a 16 yo…. but maybe he didn’t know she was 16 and then it’s his fault.

I smell a set up to be honest which is what LT’s wife is saying.

I’m just pissed that this is the only story they are currently talking about on NY sports radio. WHAT ABOUT THE NHL PLAYOFFS?!

A bit slow on the uptake, but more here’s more “Beiber” talk.

Hah! Ok, which one of you threw this grenade?

Not me, but what a glorious way to start a thread.

First, GOOGLE MISLED ME! I”LL SUE! The google results said it was the place on East 23rd St in NYC but that website was not. Anyway…

Live Bait is a bar, the one in NYC. Pretty good shellfish. Don’t think they have a website.

I find it hard to believe that LT would do this. Granted, he’s a former drug abuser but I don’t think he would a) beat a woman

Um.

He would. His first wife divorced him for that. Steroids, you see…

A bit slow on the uptake, but more here’s more “Beiber” talk.

Headline suggestion: Surprise, fatass wants to get rid of exercise for kids.

Live Bait is a bar, the one in NYC.

I know. That’s the one that my friend called Jail Bait when it first opened.

Actor,

The hooker thing doesn’t bother me but the underage thing does. If this was one of those “My manhood has been dissed and now I gotta show my power” deals (aka, he found out about her age, got pissed, and…) then send him to hell with a gasoline thong because he’s still enough of a celebrity to pull an average groupie (seeing the women that Stallone, Seth Green and frickin’ Paul Blart Mall Cop have on their shoulders has more than convinced me).

But yeah, this relates to my theory that sexual frustration is the root of many of society’s qualms. That and Pokemon.

He would. His first wife divorced him for that. Steroids, you see…

I thought it was the crack.

Headline suggestion: Surprise, fatass wants to get rid of exercise for kids.

What a great job Christie is doing. What better way to trim excess fat from school by letting fat kids die.

I don’t care that he hired a prostitute. In fact, in my ideal world, prostitution would be legal and heavily regulated so that shit like this would be less likely to happen.

Still, if this happened, he should have at least checked that she was old enough to consent. And if she had been obviously beaten, what the fucking FUCK?

They’ll be going back again today and doing it all over.

Of course they will. That doesn’t make me any more sympathetic to someone who might have participated in the abuse of a child.

And if the media are making a bigger deal out of the fact that he hired a prostitute than the statutory rape charge, that’s fucking retard. But not surprising.

The hooker thing doesn’t bother me but the underage thing does.

He ordered in, so it would be hard to prove he knew she was underage, but I’m not disagreeing with you apart from that.

I thought it was the crack.

The description of his behavior that I heard from our friends leads me to believe it was more than crack. Crack addicts can get violent, true, but this was a sustained violent rage over the period of weeks that suggests something different.

Besides, his wife and son both believe it was ‘roids.

he should have at least checked that she was old enough

How do check if she’s legal? Granted, if you have any doubts and you still go ahead it wouldn’t matter if she looked 35, you are still going to jail for 4 years. But, again, I doubt that LT beat her and from what I heard/read, it was the pimp that beat her up.

retarded, rather.

And if the media are making a bigger deal out of the fact that he hired a prostitute than the statutory rape charge, that’s fucking retard. But not surprising.

No. It’s about the age. Altho even if she had been of age, it would be a news story. Look at Eliot Spitzer or Tiger Woods.

brown-chicken/brown cow”
It’s the phonetic spelling of generic pr0n music.

What’re you, some kinda onomatopoedophile???

What’re you, some kinda onomatopoedophile???

*polite golf clap*

Oh VERY well played, sir!

Martini?

nd if the media are making a bigger deal out of the fact that he hired a prostitute than the statutory rape charge

The media is doing this one right in that regard. They are just paying TOO MUCH DAMN ATTN TO IT. That’s all that was one yesterday from 8AM to 8PM — with no legitimate revelations in the case in that 12 hr period. I’m shocked at how shocked I was that the media would do this… lol

How do check if she’s legal?

I don’t really fucking care. I’m not going to feel bad for some dude who “accidentally” fucks a 15-year-old because there’s no proof that she’s underage. Keep your dick in your pants and err on the side of caution.

No. It’s about the age. Altho even if she had been of age, it would be a news story. Look at Eliot Spitzer or Tiger Woods.

Sure. I was just trying to figure out what, exactly, the problem was, here. If they were just concentrating on the prostitution, I could understand the frustration.

They are just paying TOO MUCH DAMN ATTN TO IT.

Well, they don’t have Tiger Woods and pr0n stars to talk about now…what else can they do?

So wait, are there no black people in Nashville? Or is it that there are no white people in New Orleans?

Or does Frank Yanker think this might have to do with the New Orleans jazz roots causing discord, while the dulcette tones of Nashville country music soothed the savage beasts?

Perhaps there’s simply a higher density of Real Americans in flood-damaged Tennessee? Or fewer gays?

and err on the side of caution.

LT: Is she legal?
Pimp: Yes
LT: OK, great. Thank you, good sir, for you time. I bid you adieu.

…what else can they do?

????????????????????????

LT: Is she legal?
Pimp: Yes
LT: OK, great. Thank you, good sir, for you time. I bid you adieu.

Fine, but it still doesn’t absolve him of statutory rape. Them’s the breaks.

…what else can they do?

????????????????????????

???? It was a joke!

Them’s the breaks.

Ahem “Doesn’t matter if she looked 35 you’re doing 4 years.”

???? It was a joke!

oops. Sorry.

Ahem “Doesn’t matter if she looked 35 you’re doing 4 years.”

Gotcha. Sorry. I know that there are some cases of statutory rape that are more complicated, but if this really happened, I don’t think this is one of them.

This is just something that bugs me–women have a lot of shit they have to worry about/put up with regarding sex…I just figure that men, at the very least, should take responsibility to make sure they’re, you know, not raping someone.

Oh, also? I think this kind of media shit started with OJ. It helped spread it, at least.

Oh, and finally (I’ll stop talking about rape canwepleasetalkaboutsomethingfunny?) I apologize for just talking about men re: statutory rape. God knows women do it, too. And they are assholes, as well.

There was looting…
CRIME: Police respond to 26 looting calls, two arrests made

Unless the looters were predominantly dark-skinned, no mention of this will make it into the skulls of any conservative.

I think this kind of media shit started with OJ.

So your saying LT did it? Or they started the thing with black athletes going by initials?

So your saying LT did it? Or they started the thing with black athletes going by initials?

Ha! No, the media obsession with “scandal” and shit surrounding sports players. That coverage was *crazy*.

I have no idea what he did, so I can’t and won’t speculate about his innocence or guilt.

Let’s tie this all together…

Law enforcement can take about half of the resources it expends on “drug enforcement” and start working on destroying these human trafficking networks that actually provide an underage girl service to their fucking scumbag clientele.

I think adult prostitution is fine (at least if it were actually legal it would be), but forced prostitution is one of the few crimes for which I would gladly execute a death sentence myself.

ATTENTION LIBERALS! Movies are fiction.

Unless the looters were predominantly dark-skinned, no mention of this will make it into the skulls of any conservative.

It would be irresponsible not to speculate that they were all nig..blacks. Because self-sufficient heartlander whites don’t do stuff like loot.

Law enforcement can take about half of the resources it expends on “drug enforcement” and start working on destroying these human trafficking networks

Yup. I don’t think that people in the US realize that this is even a problem here. It’s certainly not as bad as in other countries, but it’s still an issue. Maybe this will bring attention to it??

forced prostitution is one of the few crimes for which I would gladly execute a death sentence myself.

I am not exaggerating when I say I would rather be dead than have it happen to me.

‘Frank Yankee’ sounds like a Bowie album about puppets making crank calls.

Frank Yankeevic. Polka your eyes out.

ATTENTION LIBERALS! Movies are fiction.

“There is one film however that comes eerily close to divining what we’re headed for if liberals continue to hold power over our culture. It’s called ‘Idiocracy.'”

Conservatives’ ability to project never ceases to amaze me.

ATTENTION LIBERALS! Movies are fiction.

Attention conservatives: Yes, we know that. Please stop using movies as an argument tool. Ayn Rand wrote fiction too, yet you super geniuses don’t have a problem centering your entire ideology around her psychotic rantings.

An event described as the “Woodstock” of tea parties is planned for Sept. 11 at the Monona County Fairgrounds in Onawa in western Iowa.

New Yorkers, on behalf of non-insane red-staters everywhere, I apologize.

… and [prostitution is] the world’s oldest profession.

No, it’s not.

Gardening is.

Anything I say here will make me sound like a pr0n fiend, so I’m not going to answer that question.

That sounds like pr0n fiend talk to me.

There is one film however that comes eerily close to divining what we’re headed for if liberals continue to hold power over our culture. It’s called

MAD MAX, BITCH.

Idiocracy, really? Why not Wall-E, because liberals are all fat white polluters? Or Deliverance?

… and [prostitution is] the world’s oldest profession.

Gardening is.

Priest.

There is one film however that comes eerily close to divining what we’re headed for if liberals continue to hold power over our culture. It’s called ‘Idiocracy.’

I’m guessing he never watched it?

That sounds like pr0n fiend talk to me.

Dammit! I totally tipped my hand, didn’t I?

An event described as the “Woodstock” of tea parties is planned for Sept. 11 at the Monona County Fairgrounds in Onawa in western Iowa.

They chose Iowa for the diversity.

I’m guessing he never watched it?

Part of the fun here is following the link and reading the name of the person who wrote it.

They chose Iowa for the diversity.

At least it’s not a gravel pit or whatever the hell they had their Conservative Woodstock in last time.

ATTENTION LIBERALS! Movies are fiction.

Fiction that is presented to a “free market” audience. Movies would not be popular if they did not strike a cord with the audience at some level. If America truly were as right leaning as the folks at Big Hollywood keep trying to convince themselves that it is, and the movies were as skewed to the left as they say, then there would be no audience for them. The movies are what they are because that’s what the almighty free market demands of them.

Liberals get all their ideas from movies. Hollywood is run by liberals who only push liberal ideas in movies. Where did Hollywood liberals get their ideas?

Idiocracy, really?

I always thought Judge Dredd was supposed to be an illustration of the liberal nanny state out of control…

Where did Hollywood liberals get their ideas?

That Karl Marx guy, of course. The father of fascist liberalism. Don’t you know nothin?

I guess I am a nihilist!

Nihilism Pro-Tip: If You’re Guessing, You’re Probably Doing It Wrnog.

ATTENTION LIBERALS! Movies are fiction.

Objection, M’Lord!

Implies that every historical event that has ever been in a movie never truly happened.

YOUR MEDS, MOTHERFUCKER – DO YOU TAKE THEM?

I get all my ideas from Airplane! and Enter the Dragon. Is that liberalism?

liberals continue to hold power over our culture

In which “culture” is this hooker living?

You know who else liked movies?

That Karl Marx guy, of course. The father of fascist liberalism. Don’t you know nothin?

I know he didn’t make any movies so I don’t buy it.

An event described as the “Woodstock” of tea parties is planned for Sept. 11 at the Monona County Fairgrounds in Onawa in western Iowa.

I thought they already had a tea party woodstock. Also they quote the organizer as saying they are expecting nearly a thousand people! Really, and that’s just like Woodstock? Also, someone with skills should do a photoshop using actual Woodstock photos and inserting poorly spelled tea party signs. “Make love not wear.” “Keep your goverment hands off the broan acid.”

I know he didn’t make any movies so I don’t buy it.

Yuh huh

Marx = hitler. See video. Gosh.

Movies are fiction.

The Sorrow and the Pity had a cast of thousands. Script changes were a bitch.

Plus Ayn Rand Galt, also.

I get all my ideas from Airplane! and Enter the Dragon. Is that liberalism?

‘Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!!

lost tags are the blogosphere’s Facism.

liberals continue to hold power over our culture

This just cracks me up. The shitstain that is the republican ideology completely destroys health care, to preserve our right as a nation to continue sucking at it, and they come back with a fucking laughable statement like that.

ATTENTION CONSERVATIVES: Your values are fiction.

All movies are all fiction all the time.

I once saw the movie “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington”, but guess what folks? It was all a movie. THERE IS NO WASHINGTON!

Stoopid Lie-brals.

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/the-appalling-media-double-standard-on-reporting-political-violence/

Liberals are the real terrorists.

I get all my ideas from Monty Python.

‘Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!!

Perfectly excellent source of ideology.

The reverse, sadly, is not true, and that is not a recent development.

Is that a shoutout? YAY!

An event described as the “Woodstock” of tea parties is planned for Sept. 11 at the Monona County Fairgrounds in Onawa in western Iowa.

They had a preliminary artist’s sketch of the scene, too.

Part of the fun here is following the link and reading the name of the person who wrote it.

And part of it is from staying in the boat and watching others suffer from reading things pulled straight out of someone’s Colon.

Liberals are the real terrorists.

I’m just amused that an ad that reads “Why waste your money on shampoo?” popped up in my sidebar.

As a commited Marxist, I get my philosophy from “Duck Soup” and “Day At The Races”. Get your tootsie-frootsie!

They had a preliminary artist’s sketch of the scene, too.

Like it’d be HALF that interesting.

They had a preliminary artist’s sketch of the scene, too.

Too many vegetables.

Yuh huh

Nuh-uh. If that was real their feet would have caught on fire, so ONE MORE FOR THE FICTION COLUMN. Also, Hitler had just a lip tickler while Karl Marx had full face foliage, so DIFFERENT.

As a commited Marxist, I get my philosophy from “Duck Soup” and “Day At The Races”. Get your tootsie-frootsie!

See! It was Karl Marx and his brothers that created the liberal Hollywood bias.

What, another “Conservative Woodstock”? Isn’t this like the fourth or fifth tired little get-together they’ve tried to turn into a Cultural Event™ in advance by sticking that label to it?

Sorry, guys, that’s not how it works. Calling every Elks Lodge meeting “Conservative Woodstock” isn’t going to make you seem cool or significant any more than calling every knocked over can of Coke “Obama’s Katrina” is going to make people forget that your boy Dubya was an incompetent shitnozzle who let a city drown.

Bob Owens at Chris’s link:

During the recent health care debate in Congress, the media was quick to latch on to every perceived slight or hurt, real or imagined, directed at Democrats. They offered wall-to-wall coverage of phoned-in threats of violence against Democratic representatives, even as they hastened to downplay the stray bullet that crashed through an office belonging to Republican Eric Cantor.

Er, they should have behaved as if the stray bullet was not stray to feed your paranoia?

The school buses! Did they use the school buses to evacuate!!??!!

From Colonic’s column:

The Cold War and the possibility of nuclear annihilation prompted many apocalyptic films in the ‘50’s and ‘60’s. As a child I watched films of giant tomatoes, giant alligators; giant frogs and rabbits and more all caused by mutations generated by nuclear accidents. Is it any wonder that the hippies and leftists protested, very effectively I might add, against the building of nuclear facilities and power plants?

So basically what you right wing idiots neglected to do was to make a really scary movie about GIANT KILLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRR TAXES!

No wonder teabagging has lost any credibility!

Sorry, guys, that’s not how it works. Calling every Elks Lodge meeting “Conservative Woodstock” isn’t going to make you seem cool or significant any more than calling every knocked over can of Coke “Obama’s Katrina” is going to make people forget that your boy Dubya was an incompetent shitnozzle who let a city drown.

If only that were true. Sadly, thirty years after Watergate, no one seems to be able to tell the difference between the President’s cat addressing a Christmas Card and the mass wiretapping of political opponents through the NSA.

Give it a few more years, and people will brush of Katrina as just another little storm, while Obama’s failure to prevent a drought in Georgia is a divine condemnation of his foreign policy.

No, it’s not.

Gardening is.

So there were no hunter-gatherer hookers?

Seems unlikely.

Er, they should have behaved as if the stray bullet was not stray to feed your paranoia?

YES! Otherwise they are biased!*

*Anything that doesn’t include the scope of Bob’s worldview.

So there were no hunter-gatherer hookers?

Are we excluding D-KW’s mom?

As a commited Marxist, I get my philosophy from “Duck Soup” and “Day At The Races”. Get your tootsie-frootsie!

Apparently, so did the Teabaggers:

You’re a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you’re out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.

If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited! I’ll put my foot down, so shall it be… this is the land of the free! The last man nearly ruined this place he didn’t know what to do with it. If you think this country’s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! The country’s taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you’re paying too much now, just wait till I get through with it!

Are we excluding D-KW’s mom?

She’ll do anything for a stalk of wheat and two carrots.

a stalk of wheat and two carrots.

Veiled vegetarian impressionist PENIS and TESTICLES.

Are we excluding D-KW’s mom?

She wasn’t much of a hunter, to be fair about it.

My mom’s old, but really folks – this one’s a bit of a stretch.

My mom’s old, but really folks – this one’s a bit of a stretch.

That’s what I said.

Silly Iowa. Everyone knows you can keep the gays out of the camp but you can’t keep the camp out of the gays. Too precious.

Taste the schadenfreudey rainbow:

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has made her Facebook page into a bully pulpit, issuing policy statements on issues from nuclear proliferation to oil drilling. Now, however, she’s learning that social media is more than a one-way system of message-delivery—thanks to an avalanche of comments from tea-party supporters taking issue with her Facebook endorsement of Carla Fiorina in California’s upcoming GOP Senate primary.

Poor baby.

In the wake of another Times Square evacuation my coworker just said, “we should bar people from these countries from coming here, or if they’re here, just get rid of them.” She was all for revoking their citizenship.

Taste the schadenfreudey rainbow:

I saw that earlier. Again, I just cannot believe that this woman doesn’t have anyone in charge of communications who says, “Sarah, that’s a fucktarded thing to do.” Fucking amateur hour up in that shit.

In the wake of another Times Square evacuation my coworker just said, “we should bar people from these countries from coming here, or if they’re here, just get rid of them.”

In a related development, beer imports into Times Square have been temporarily suspended in the wake of yet another bomb scare in the area. Beer deliveries are expected to resume to the parched patrons of such local landmarks as TGIFridays and Hard Rock Cafe once police have given the all clear.

She was all for revoking their citizenship.

Ask her if she thinks her great grandma thought the same a century ago when Italian mobsters terrorists were blowing up shit and shooting people.

Teh schadenfreudy rainbow is mangolicious enough to lure me from teh boat.

Several of her Facebook detractors used the expression “Strike 2″—the first strike being Palin’s support for McCain—with the clear implication that a third lurch into the GOP mainstream would fatally harm her credibility among tea partiers

Purge teh unbelievers! Palin was always some sort of lie-beral plant!

Head of the St. Louis Tea Party vows to “destroy the left”

In case you’re wondering, I still hate it here.

Sadly, thirty years after Watergate, no one seems to be able to tell the difference

Tragically, yes.

The interval of opportunity for major progress between that wake-up call & the warm avuncular barbarism of Reagan was too brief by far.

A lot of cultural decay had to have already been going under the bridge for years before anyone as dangerous as that grinning anecdote-chirping twat could charm his way into the White House.

Again, I just cannot believe that this woman doesn’t have anyone in charge of communications who says, “Sarah, that’s a fucktarded thing to do.”

She’s not in politics, she’s in business. Fiorina will get her better hotel rooms.

She’s not in politics, she’s in business. Fiorina will get her better hotel rooms.

This is true. I keep forgetting that her only interest in all this is making money.

This made me laugh: “I’d like to add a few things about my Carly endorsement because some reaction right out of the chute calls for more information”.

“right out of the chute.” Heh.

I saw that earlier. Again, I just cannot believe that this woman doesn’t have anyone in charge of communications who says, “Sarah, that’s a fucktarded thing to do.” Fucking amateur hour up in that shit.

Why are the teabaggers bitching? Fiorina is just as stupid as your typical bagger, so…where’s the rub?

Why are the teabaggers bitching? Fiorina is just as stupid as your typical bagger, so…where’s the rub?

She doesn’t hate Teh Gheys hard enough.

Ask her if she thinks her great grandma thought the same a century ago

I asked her what other parts of the Constitution should be removed to make us feel Safer. She didn’t have much to say after that.

That cooler was opened and the police drained the contents and gave the all clear.

There was some slurring of words in the announcement.

beer imports into Times Square have been temporarily suspended

OH NOOOOOOESSSS!! SEZ ET IDNT SOOOOOOOO!!

From cnn.com:

[Updated at 2:24 p.m.] An all-clear was declared Friday after authorities investigated a suspicious package left in front of a hotel in Times Square and determined that it contained water bottles OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

Fiorina is just as stupid as your typical bagger, so…where’s the rub?

Like Ahnuld, she believes in climate change and backed McCain’s carbon trade proposal…um, which, you know is basically Obama’s proposal now, which she, um, of course opposes.

a stalk of wheat and two carrots.

Veiled vegetarian impressionist PENIS and TESTICLES.

Pshaw, I say, PSHAW. We’re talking butternut and tomatoes, and not those cherry types, the Big Boys. A stalk of wheat and a couple chantenays wouldn’t sate her for a minute.

Like Ahnuld, she believes in climate change and backed McCain’s carbon trade proposal…um, which, you know is basically Obama’s proposal now, which she, um, of course opposes.

Which is why I would think that baggers would love her. It doesn’t matter what the policy is–could be nuking the middle east–as long as we’re opposing hitlerobama, it’s all good, right? I challenge you to find one teabagger who possesses even a rudimentary outline knowledge of cap-n-trade.

I think the Tea Party is the least of our problems. We have Representatives in our government who hate America.

Also too, I am ashamed that this stuff is on TV.

Monica Crowley sux0rz.

Did someone hear a worm turning?

“Bottom line is that this is yet another endorsement for a non-grassroots candidate, and she’s going to take another significant hit to her credibility with her base in exchange for picking a winner,” Tabitha Hale wrote on the pro-DeVore conservative site RedState.com.

Ha, ha ha ha, hahahahaha, ha ha!

Tabitha Hale regrets that she has but one website to give for _____________ .

Head of the St. Louis Tea Party vows to “destroy the left”

It’s so nice to see them staying away from overheated rhetoric and sticking to calm rational discussion, like they always say they do.

It’s so nice to see them staying away from overheated rhetoric and sticking to calm rational discussion, like they always say they do.

How do you argue with such calmly and intelligently delivered logical thoughts and ideas? I can’t believe they don’t own all 3 branches of government yet.

I hope Jesus has insurance.

If you lieberals would just stick to the issues it wouldn’t interfere so much with our incoherent rantings!

How do you argue with such calmly and intelligently delivered logical thoughts and ideas? I can’t believe they don’t own all 3 branches of government yet.

It’s because they aren’t motivated by anger and vengance the way us Lefties are. That’s why their voices are so hard to find in the MSM.

If you lieberals would just stick to the issues it wouldn’t interfere so much with our incoherent rantings!

Ok, you’re right, we should never have elected a black man, and welfare is just for white people, and being intelligent will now be punishable by death. Sorry, you were right all along.

anger and vengance the way us Lefties are

OH–and racism! Not the kind you express in words and actions, but the real racism.

It’s because they aren’t motivated by anger and vengance the way us Lefties are.

You mean we’re shrill? And unserious?

the real racism.

This kind?

I once cried, for I had no shoes.

Then I came across a man who had no feet.

So I stole his shoes and was happy!

What? It’s not like HE needed them!

Charred Actor

Explain yourself!

this kind

More like this kind.

You mean we’re shrill? And unserious?

VERY, which is confusing because it means we so dominate the media.

You can’t frigging turn on a TV without seeing Noam Chomsky, after all. And remember how often Zinn and Said weighed in on the iraq War. Conservatives couldn’t get a word in edgewise.

I hope Jesus has insurance.

Will His suffering never end?

You can’t frigging turn on a TV without seeing Noam Chomsky

And what is the deal with Amy Goodman? She’s on TWO different networks! At least!

Will His suffering never end?

Not until he looks both ways before crossing the street.

the real racism.

This kind?

Ugh–I still can’t quite figure out what they mean when they say that.

Teabagger says something patently fucking racist (and stupid, to be redundant).

People with an education beyond that of an adult amoeba point out said racism.

Somehow, that makes us the “real” racists.

I’m sure to the adult amoeba it makes sense.

I hope Jesus has insurance.

He is from Belchertown.

The Lord *urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* is my shepherd.

And what is the deal with Amy Goodman?

Pffft. We all know women dont know nothin about politics and stuff.

He is from Belchertown.

Which is of course the English translation of Bethlehem.

What an arsehat. Of course, it is Conyankers so that would seem to be redundant, but it takes a certain level of millipore-distilled, 198-proof vintage Victorian arsehattery to take one of the largest humanitarian tragedies our country has faced and tell its victims they deserve it because their ‘character’ is deficient.

English translation of Bethlehem.

I thought it was Nazereth

“Now you’re messin with a….a son of the LOR-HORD!”

tell its victims they deserve it because their ‘character’ is deficient.

Sort of like all those crazy homos causing 9/11, right?

Dammit! I totally tipped my hand, didn’t I?

Definitely.

Wait, you meant that as a euphamism, right?

You can’t frigging turn on a TV without seeing Noam Chomsky…

All remotes lead to Noam.

Sort of like all those crazy homos causing 9/11, right?

Whoa! You’re forgetting the oil spill, floods, Katrina, and earthquakes.

Sort of like all those crazy homos causing 9/11, right?

Whoa! You’re forgetting the oil spill, floods, Katrina, and earthquakes.

You’re right, credit where credit is due. I wonder if I went ahead and let a gay man have his way with me if Texas would fall into the gulf…

“tell its victims they deserve it because their ‘character’ is deficient.”

Sort of like all those crazy homos causing 9/11, right?

Like those 9/11 victims for choosing to live in the decadent cesspool of New York.

It’s not internally consistent with also considering 9/11 a tradgedy. They are trying to work that bit out.

Kaus breathes a sigh of relief. America says WTF Florida?

All remotes lead to Noam.

Noam, if you want to. Noam around the world.

Exclusive this month at Coastal Louisianna – 2 for 1 drinks and !LIVE! Oil Wrestling. Bring along those tourist dollars and don’t forget to tip your server.

(Hey, when BP gives you lemons…)

Kaus breathes a sigh of relief. America says WTF Florida?

Finally! I can marry that dog like Rick Santorum said I could.

What?

Don’t JUDGE me!

America says WTF Florida?

Who needs to worry about jobs when we have animals that need a human touch*.

*yes, that kind.

HELP ME! GET ME THE EFF OUTTA FLORIDA!!

Psst! Wanna make some racist heads explode? Humans, Neanderthals interbred. So what? People of European and Asian heritage are most likely to carry the Neanderthal genes.

Hey, when BP gives you lemons…

Refine them and put em in your car?

HELP ME! GET ME THE EFF OUTTA FLORIDA!!

Hmm…you have a purty mouf…

“Lawmakers said they did not want to be accused of wasting time addressing a rare crime” and debate what one legislator described as a “yucky” subject in public meetings

Yucky? Don’t knock it till ya try it, home slice.

Did someone say Nazareth?

Psst! Wanna make some racist heads explode? Humans, Neanderthals interbred. So what? People of European and Asian heritage are most likely to carry the Neanderthal genes.

Strange how such a large number of their ancestors congregated to the American South. We label those states red on a map.

Don’t knock it till ya try it, home slice.

Oh really?

Having lived in Belchertown, I think it’s safe to say that God really has forsaken His only Son.

Sort of like all those crazy homos causing 9/11, right?

Whoa! You’re forgetting the oil spill, floods, Katrina, and earthquakes.

But weren’t at least some of those things caused by feminists and abortionists? Now I’m all confused…

Don’t knock it till ya try it, home slice.

Oh really?

Yeah, really. Not saying I do it on a regular basis or anything. Don’t fucking JUDGE me, k?

D’OH!

Oh, joke assfucked by tag fail. Depressing.

Hey, when BP gives you lemons…

Refine them and put em in your car?

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump into the oil slick
Jack not crazy
Jack not stop
Jack now icky and covered with glop
Jack not worry
Jack not pay
Jack now heating house this way.

Yes, I have brain cells dedicated to a Mad Magazine rhyme from like 30 years ago. What is my blood type again?

But weren’t at least some of those things caused by feminists and abortionists?

They’re all queer too, don’tcha know.

Having lived in Belchertown, I think it’s safe to say that God really has forsaken His only Son.
Having watched the strife in the Middle East my whole life (and with no end in sight) I’ve always felt it should be referred to as “the God Forsaken Land” rather than the Holy Land.

But weren’t at least some of those things caused by feminists and abortionists? Now I’m all confused…

Well, much like Arabs, Persians and Northern Africans (read: MUSLIM! Oogety boogety!), they’re all the same.

What is my blood type again?

O shit

Don’t fucking JUDGE me, k?

Who? Me?

Na-a-a-a-a-a-ahhhhhhhhhhh!

😉 😉

What is my blood type again?

O shit

HAH! Nice!

But weren’t at least some of those things caused by feminists and abortionists? Now I’m all confused…

Aren’t we really evil enough to be at fault for EVERYTHING??

Aren’t we really evil enough to be at fault for EVERYTHING??

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do.
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do.
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!

Humans and Neanderthals likely interbred 50,000 to 80,000 years ago in the Near East

Now I’m confused. What about the 6,000 year old earth “theory”?

Dammit! I totally tipped my hand, didn’t I?

Wait, you meant that as a euphamism, right?

Yeah. For what, I’m not sure…

Who? Me?

😉 😉

This is fucking bullshit. You blow one donkey. JUST ONE. Labeled for life. It’s not fair. My acting career is over, I’ve been irreparably typecast.

**tear**

I may complain about where I live, but at least it’s illegal to fuck dogs.

Now I’m confused. What about the 6,000 year old earth “theory”?

Translating from evil liberal-history requires dividing everything by 25.

Did someone say Nazareth?

Pretend 70’s beats real 70’s.

Labeled for life. It’s not fair. My acting career is over

Look, you know damned well that I paid you a lot of money not to repeat that story.

And don’t think you fooled anyone by “changing the names to protect the innocent”. I wasn’t born yesterday!

Labeled for life. It’s not fair. My acting career is over

*glaring*

You promised.

I may complain about where I live, but at least it’s illegal to fuck dogs.

Perhaps there’s more need for such a law there.

I may complain about where I live, but at least it’s illegal to fuck dogs.

I’ve been in bars in your town. No it’s not.

Perhaps there’s more need for such a law there.

There are a lot of unattended farm animals, standing around innocently. They can be very alluring.

Translating from evil liberal-history requires dividing everything by 25.

Ohhh… If you go read the comments to that story it is obscene how both ends of the political spectrum are calling each other Neanderthals.

For example:

[American Flag Avatar]BlueSky 1 (0 friends, send message) wrote:1h 10m ago
Neanderthals still exists, they are liberals writing these comments

lawlorz

I’ve been in bars in your town. No it’s not

NOT NICE!

Wait, you meant that as a euphamism, right?

Yeah. For what, I’m not sure…

Me either. I just want to believe it is hot.

“Yeah baby! I’ve got your euphamism right here!”

[American Flag Avatar]BlueSky 1 (0 friends, send message) wrote:1h 10m ago
Neanderthals still exists, they are liberals writing these comments

Hm.. I find this hard to believe

On another note…would anyone like me to post a link to the donkey video? I need to generate some traffic.

NOT NICE!

I assume neither is the talent in the bars?

I assume neither is the talent in the bars?

Think “bow chicka wow wow” only without the chicka.

I may complain about where I live, but at least it’s illegal to fuck dogs.

**scratches visiting your town from the bucket list, substitutes rural Florida**

“bow chicka wow BOW wow”

I assume neither is the talent in the bars?

It’s the only bar on the planet where you can say “bitch” and get licked in the face for it.

I may complain about where I live, but at least it’s illegal to fuck dogs.

Oooo… I so want to put signs up on the border leaving Florida that say “Welcome to Georgia. Please stop molesting your animals.”

Except Georgia might be one of those other 8 states where it is still legal. Hell, it might be subsidized in Georgia. 🙁

Oops–just figured out your joke.

feel free to drop an “ahem” on me.

substitutes rural Florida

Baaaaaaaad idea.

feel free to drop an “ahem” on me.

Ahem.

But that was out of commitment to form.

Mysticdog, I can still remember most of the Mad Star Trek musical, and Madvertising should be required reading in grade school.

HAHAHAHA This just keep getting better. By better I mean pants-fillingly scary.

Except Georgia might be one of those other 8 states where it is still legal. Hell, it might be subsidized in Georgia. 🙁

I live in Washington State

HAHAHAHA This just keep getting better. By better I mean pants-fillingly scary.

Jesus. I vote that the executive board of BP be required to sweep for ordnance.

. I vote that the executive board of BP be required to sweep for ordnance.

With their teeth.

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Pshaw, I say, PSHAW.

It’s illegal to say that unless (a) your thumbs are hooked under your galluses and (b) you’ve got a stalk of wheat [and possibly a carrot or two] dangling from the side of your mouth.

Drilling.

For oil.

Where you can’t see.

IN a mine field.

SWEET

HOLY

MOTHER

OF

GOD

!!!

Mine, mine, all mine! [mad scientist laughter]

As Mooch once said, “mine too also.”

Mine, mine, all mine! [mad scientist laughter]

tipped and rec’d for the looney tunes ref.

I notice he doesn’t mention that the Mayor of Nashville is a Democrat.

Will His suffering never end?

Not until he looks both ways before crossing the street.

Poor guy always gets it at the cross.

Except Georgia might be one of those other 8 states where it is still legal. Hell, it might be subsidized in Georgia. 🙁

Neal Horsley, mule rapist, lost when he ran for governor, so that’s a bullet missed.

sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Whoa–sh’ed right of da page.

Listen, if you knew how much unexploded ordinance there is off any random coast of any random nation that’s been in any random naval engagement, your hair would curl.

The odds of BP drilling right into an unexploded bomb, however, is something on the order of me throwing a paper airplane off the Empire State Bulding and landing it in Ann Coulter’s purse.

Let’s not get hasty here.

Let’s not get hasty here.

It’s the same as dreaming about winning the lottery. You know you won’t win, but imagining how much cocaine cool stuff you could buy with all that money is worth the dollar price of the ticket..

I know a BP executive won’t hit one of those bombs with his face, but I can hope.

Now, however, she’s learning that social media is more than a one-way system of message-delivery—thanks to an avalanche of comments from tea-party supporters taking issue with her Facebook endorsement of Carla Fiorina in California’s upcoming GOP Senate primary.

Begun, the One True Scotsman wars have.

I know a BP executive won’t hit one of those bombs with his face, but I can hope.

Oh, I didn’t mean we still shouldn’t make the BP executives scrape their teeth along the sea bed.

I just want to do that because I’m a prick, and I want to save an excuse for a better opportunity.

I just want to do that because I’m a prick, and I want to save an excuse for a better opportunity.

Fair nuff

thanks to an avalanche of comments from tea-party supporters taking issue with her Facebook endorsement of Carla Fiorina in California’s upcoming GOP Senate primary.

Hm…those comments must be something to see…

Fair nuff

In fact, during the 2008 election, I advocated Sarah Palin put her mouth where her money was, literally, when she declared “Drill, Baby, Drill!”

Why the torque alone from her glasses would probably beat a tungsten carbide blade!

“The odds of BP drilling right into an unexploded bomb”

But how about the odds of one being set off from a fracturing detonation… or of slowing moving into the area by currents along the floor… or from being hit by a piece of debris falling off the platform during normal operation … or of being carried there by giant squid sick and tired of having surfacers disturb their rest… oh yes, the possibilities are there!

And don’t even get me start on how irresponsible it is to be arming Cthonians.

And don’t even get me start on how irresponsible it is to be arming Cthonians.

You’ll get their guns when you pry them from their cold, dead clammy eldritch tentacles!

actor212 said,
May 7, 2010 at 21:04

You can’t frigging turn on a TV without seeing Noam Chomsky

And what is the deal with Amy Goodman? She’s on TWO different networks! At least!

Right now she’s on Seattle Cable Access Network and Puget Sound Acess—opposite herself!

Right now she’s on Seattle Cable Access Network and Puget Sound Acess—opposite herself!

I can just see all the wingnuts jacking off to images of her getting beat down by the cops at the fucking convention….motherfuckers.

Actually, it’s the Repub Congress who are the REAL Marxists:

I don’t care what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is………..
I’m against it!
No matter what it is or who commenced it…….
I’m against it!

Your proposition may be good
But let’s have one thing understood
Whatever it is…………
I’m against it!
And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it……….
I’m against it!

What is my blood type again?

B negative.

I may complain about where I live, but at least it’s illegal to fuck dogs.

I’ve been in bars in your town. No it’s not.

On the upside, that makes me that much more attractive in comparison!

On the upside, that makes me that much more attractive in comparison!

Just like you liberals to find an upside to the work of Satan!

liberals continue to hold power over our culture.

Since the People persist in ignoring right-wing values, it is time to disband them and appoint a new population.

Since the People persist in ignoring right-wing values, it is time to disband them and appoint a new population.

I think they’d be happy to go back to the old one that Framers wanted.

K-Lo!

If a heart can weep, I have watched this pope’s, as he speaks of scandal and meets with victims of abuse at the hands of priests who rejected their calling. They rejected their calling when they abused our Lord’s children. When his heart weeps, it’s united with the Sacred Heart of Jesus, which is as real as the Real Presence. And as the pope weeps, he must feel the pain of our Lord on the cross as we rejected him – rejected him as a priest did when he was not being a priest, who was not being Catholic, when he abused a child.

Did the pope just molest a child in that paragraph? Or did Jesus do it?

She seems to be saying that the Panzerpope is Jesus.
Also, any priest who abuses a child is not a Catholic at the time, meaning that it’s all the fault of those dirty Protestants.

Or maybe that he’s “not being a priest, who was not being Catholic,” at the time. So he could have been a priest who was being Catholic. I guess. Maybe. I’m not sure.

it all depends on whether the commas in her sentences are read as grammatical elements or as PSs heralding her various afterthoughts.

And as the pope weeps
Most serious observers agree that the pope does not weep. Nor in fact does he blink. If you watch very closely you will sometimes see his tongue flash out and whip across his eyes to clean the outer surface of his corneal scales.

So wait: then WE, who rejected Jesus on the cross, are just like child-molesting priests?

No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. We caused Jesus’ pain on the cross by sinning, just as rapist priests caused the pope’s current pain by raping children. Poor pope. He’s the victim in all this, you see.

Of course, I don’t remember the part in the gospels where Jesus aided and abetted the sinners, so the analogy isn’t perfect.

K-Lo, I have come to believe, is an idolatrix. She doesn’t worship God or Jesus. She worships the Church. It’s the only explanation I can come up with for her weeping at the pope’s “suffering”, rather than at the suffering of the hundreds of victims.

It is Harrison’s the Pope’s heart. It’s just that Clapton Jesus was using it.

I read somewhere the kids used to write “The Real Presence is God” on the walls in London.

And as the pope weeps, he must feel the pain of our Lord on the cross as we rejected him – rejected him as a priest did when he was not being a priest, who was not being Catholic, when he abused a child.

Sweet stuttering Jesus. Trying to untangle K-Lo’s sentence construction is making me weep.

And as the pope weeps, he must feel the pain of our Lord on the cross

Your god was nailed to a cross. My boy has a hammer. I’m just saying.

I frikkin’ live here. I know some people have tried to frame this as “white Republicans don’t whine for handouts, black Democrats do.” BULL! Whoever thinks that doesn’t know diddly about this city or the neighborhoods that got flooded. a) The neighborhoods that flooded were of various ethnicities and social groups – the flood did not discriminate. b) $1 billion in damage and a few destroyed neighborhoods does not equal what happened to N.O. c) We need disaster relief, and are happy to take it. And oh yeah – this is a Democratic city, idiots!

If a heart can weep, I have watched this pope’s, as he speaks of scandal and meets with victims of abuse at the hands of priests who rejected their calling looks over month after month of dwindling P&L statements…

Goddammed secularists and moral relativists!

Theron said,

May 8, 2010 at 3:08

I frikkin’ live here. I know some people have tried to frame this as “white Republicans don’t whine for handouts, black Democrats do.” BULL! Whoever thinks that doesn’t know diddly about this city or the neighborhoods that got flooded. a) The neighborhoods that flooded were of various ethnicities and social groups – the flood did not discriminate. b) $1 billion in damage and a few destroyed neighborhoods does not equal what happened to N.O. c) We need disaster relief, and are happy to take it. And oh yeah – this is a Democratic city, idiots!

HEY! You listen here, mister! People who have never been to TN, sitting in the comfort of their own dry, warm homes know WAY better than you what is going on in “your” city. Ok? You must be one of those people looking for a free TV because it rained.

Sweet stuttering Jesus. Trying to untangle K-Lo’s sentence construction is making me weep.

Sweet, stuttering Jesus, trying to untangle K-Lo’s sentence construction, is, making me weep, also too.

Does that help?

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/iron-man-2-a-love-letter-to-ronald-reagan/

I really am sorry to keep posting the OT stuff but these assholes at PJTV have been on a roll recently. In this case, it’s worth reading just because of the utter detachment from reality that comes from their using superheroes as guidelines for the real world.

(Iron Man, an ode to Ronald Reagan? Yeah, if Reagan had decided to dismantle the entire military-industrial complex like Tony Stark does after being caught in Afghanistan and finding out for the first time in his life that “OMG, my weapons really do kill innocent people.” It’s an ode to what Reagan might have been if he’d ever gone to war instead of doing Army recruitment commercials in California during WW2, maybe).

Iron Man, Patrick Star an ode to Ronald Reagan

Golly Beav, that sure is some nifty writing.

In still surprising news, the somewhat-pacifist Green Party candidate for President of Colombia, Antanas Mockus, continues to lead the polls, while the Supreme Court authorizes investigating right wing U.S. / Washington Post buddy President Uribe for ties to narco-paramilitaries.

HELP ME! GET ME THE EFF OUTTA FLORIDA!!

Monday, I’m all high…

go hawks!

Ann Coulter’s purse.

veiled something? awww fucket, I’m trying to hold down dinner and beer.

Ann Coulter’s purse.

veiled something?

Her scrotum, removed, tanned, lined with velvet, and stuffed with coins given to her by idiots for “books” written in bile on parchment made of teddy-bear skin.

I recently won the complete first season of “Iron Man : Armored Adventures” on a radio call in show and can’t decide whether to open and watch it or give it to some deserving child or burn it.

Lord a mighty, 475 comments! Another poor old horse beaten into paper.

And as the pope weeps, he must feel the pain of our Lord on the cross as we rejected him

He died for her syntax.

Did anybody else link to this already? What a tell.

and full of a certain emotion that looks a lot like the glee you feel when you get to say “I told you so.”

This is from Goldbladder in the NRO.

What these pricks don’t realize is most people don’t feel glee when they get to say “I told you so.” They feel embarrassment and aversion. But it was rather startling to see such a gormless, self-selecting admission in the Whale’s text. He’s usually much more caveat-festooned.

Is a priest dying a little inside each time she opens her mouth then?

Ba-doodle boo yah, loony libs! Get ready for Obummer to be facing a solid Senate of righteous Republicans after Nutty November sweeps the crazy commies right out!

You’re runnin’ scared, now that Super Sarah has laid a SPREAD of VICTORY on Boring Babs Boxer with her endorsement of Cool Carlyfornia, the Fightin’ Fiorina. And just wait until Daunting Dino comes down hard on Sorry Murray up in Washington state!

Ding-dong dilly, lefties! Urban out!

K-Lo, I have come to believe, is an idolatrix. She doesn’t worship God or Jesus. She worships the Church.

More a case, I suspect, of worshipping her own projection onto the church. As she says, her heart weeps at the crimes of priests — or would do if it were equipped with the necessary glands and ducts — THEREFORE the Pope’s heart is in a similarly lachrymose state.

So it’s a combination of (a) idolatry and (b) the projective reasoning that allows a stalker to think that Kate Beckinsale must fancy him because that’s how he feels about her.

Or so I hear from a friend.

He died for her syntax.
I was going to say that but I decided to leave it for tigris.

stalker to think that Kate Beckinsale must fancy him because that’s how he feels about her.

Wait, are you saying she doesn’t? Are you trying to come between us?

**click click**

tsam:

Yes, I’d like a new TV, but it has to be pretty major ’cause I have a nice one already. 🙂

Seriously, nothing like these “no-I-don’t -work-for-FEMA-but-I-once-stayed-in-a-Holiday-Inn” funsters over at Treason in Defense of Slavery to make me feel good about America.

He died for her syntax.

You fucking liberals have to tax everything!

Is a priest dying a little inside each time she opens her mouth then?

Don’t we all?

I was going to say that but I decided to leave it for tigris.

You’re a giver.

So wait: then WE, who rejected Jesus on the cross, are just like child-molesting priests?

Yes, because Jesus was a baby once.

(b) the projective reasoning that allows a stalker to think that Kate Beckinsale must fancy him because that’s how he feels about her.

I heard she faps for me.

No! Really!!!!