Shorter Confederate Yankee, August 29th, 2007:
- Rebuilding New Orleans is a folly that America should not have to pay for, because whose stupid idea was it to put a so-called major city in such a stupid place where a hurricane could get it?
Above: Hard-eyed realist
Shorter Confederate Yankee, September 14th, 2007:
- Hayulp! Hurry-cane Humberto done knocked ovah mah charcoal grill! Ever’body gimme sum munnah!
Above: Tragedy on an epic scale
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.
[Largely stolen from D. at Lawyers, Guns, and Money.]
UPDATE by Clif:
Well, it seems I’ve found the original picture of Confederate Yankee’s fallen grill that he claims is now rendered useless for grilling pig’s feet, pork butt, and other staples of CY’s diet. And that does not look like the house of someone who needs to beg for money to have the tornado-induced chip repaired. Or maybe that’s not his house. Or his grill.
Above: The grill, shortly after it was knocked over by, allegedly, a vicious tornado.