What Kind Of Guy Uses Politico For Wanking Material?
Posted on November 1st, 2009 by Tintin
ABOVE: Mark Finkelstein (left) and “friend”
Mark Finkelstein, News Blusters
Politico’s Politicized Pic Picks
- Further proof of persistent media bias: a picture of Democrat David Plouffe is smoking hot but one of Rush Limbaugh is not. In fact, I’d do Plouffe in a heartbeat, but Rush Limbaugh, well, as they say, not even with your penis.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
PENIS
Mightier than the sword.
Yes, Politico is clearly showing their bias. They obviously searched their photo archives for hours, deliberating trying to find the only shot of Limbaugh that shows him as bloated and scowling.
Damn. They really are eating their own now. Calling Politico a “leftist kook site.”
Jeebus. And they’re not quite sure about Malkin’s credentials, either.
Is he saying Rush isn’t hot? Because I think his jabba-esque appearance is most erotic. But don’t mind me; I also love inflation art.
Thank god someone is covering these important goings-on. Thank god almighty!
I will trust the shorter.
Actually, all three of the photos suck. Plouffe looks like a dweeb, Limbaugh looks like a belligerent asshole, and Lieberman looks like he’s fucking a warm, juicy watermelon.
HOT!
“Rush is seen from about 80 pounds ago with an angry look. ”
So, now that he has gained 80 pounds he is calm?
Or how does this work?
Heh heh. PENIS. Heh.
Finkelstein’s got a point. They picked the absolute worst picture of Big Pharma they could possibly find. Myself, being the totally objective and unbiased investigative reporter that I am (about twice a year), I would have used this much more flattering photo.
And now he’s resplendently happy and svelte. Must be back on the smack again.
Oh, and the answer to the question in the post title – well it’s hard (not a veiled PENIS reference) but possible.
Finkeltstein needs a sprig of hay between his teeth to look authentic.
The Lieberman photo is entirely representational – looks like he was caught in mid-whine.
Yes, that’s actually artist’s rendition of Lieberman. This is a photograph of the senator.
Heh. Good joke on wrong word choice. Representative was the word I was looking for – but I agree, your photo is a better likeness.
When was the last time anyone who was NOT Newsbusters referred to Holy Joe as a “moderate democrat”?
When was the last time anyone at ALL referred to Joe as anything but “douchebag”?
The future health of 310 million Americans rests in the hands of Douchy McDouchebag. As always, “it’s all about the Joe.”
what is your problem? lieberman is the model of a modern moderate democrat. he’s one of the democrat senators i nearly always side with. i love what obama has done so far and as long as he continues on his present course and the senate democrats continue to let lieberman be their conscious, i think we have a real chance for a successful term. happy day after halloween! hope no1 else is as hung over as i am lmao
1. Lieberman is not a Democrat – he’s the only member of the Lieberman for Lieberman Independent Party.
2. No one but rightwing cobags use the term “democract senators” when the correct usage is “Democratic senators”.
3. The word you were looking for is “conscience”, not “conscious”. In either case, Lieberman represents nothing but his own pique.
4. If you define “successful” as “more of the same shit”, then yes, following Lieberman’s lead would make for a “successful” term in which nothing that needs to be fixed actually gets fixed.
5. Fuck off, troll.
If only Finkelstein would play for our team. His equipment is in great shape. His “friend” is not hawt I once discussed.the subject of hawtness with Bella Abzug shortly before her death inThe Russian Tea Room over canapes under a canopy
The word you were looking for is “conscience”, not “conscious”.
To be fair, Jennifer, Center Left Grrrrl is not very well acquainted with such things.
No one but rightwing cobags and inferior parody trolls.
Rush has good pictures? With whose head?
Tnx, Jennifer. Your return fire will of course bounce right off the palinbot’s rubber brain, but it was fun watching the tracer rounds.
Can you elaborate on “rightwing cobags” – is that a mutant meld of douche bags, tea bags, conservatives, and brain-dead cooperatives?
IT’S TRUE! Papers never show that picture of Obama in his Witch Doctor outfit. And they’re always airbrushing Palin’s halo out. Also.
V.P.R.
Urban Dictionary. Oh. Nevermind.
By the end of the first decade of the 21st Century the Republicans had become a bunch of self-important whiny little fucks. This made Lieberman’s ascendancy amongst the GOP inevitable. Remember, nothing turned on a Gopper more than a mendacious asshole with delusions of grandeur. (see R.R. and G.W.B., also)
i h8 limbaugh but have always thought of him as amazingly photogenic especially 4 a big guy. in point of fact, that mug shot of him is one of the most relaxed, natural looking mug shots i’ve ever seen. not sure how he managed that.
So, there are five dancing badgers in each row. Am I correct in assuming that the second from the left end is the “Center Left Badgerrrrrr”?
I like how in comments over there, someone decries the terribly biased approach of Politico, choosing deliberately unflattering photos for conservatives, and then links to a Freerepublic graphic site with unflattering photos of Obama and other Democratic politicians.
They don’t even pretend to intellectual consistency anymore,
This.
i will never understand why far leftists insist on trying to demonize reagan. obama spoke affectionately of him. gergen was a reagan supporter. the future of the democratic party really hinges on its ability to assimilate intellectuals from the reagan years who have finally grown disillusioned with the excesses of fundamentalism. bashing the gipper isn’t going to get us anywhere, in point of fact.
they always make sure to use a photo of Rush from when he was 100 lbs. heavier.
100 lbs. heavier than what? A blue whale? The Blob? Jupiter? WHAT?!!
Okay, Mr Newsbutts, find me a picture of Rush where he’s not fat and unnatractive. DO IT YOU CUNT.
that mug shot of him is one of the most relaxed, natural looking mug shots i’ve ever seen. not sure how he managed that.
Durrrr. He was HIGH on oxycontin.
Shorter ICouldBeCenterFieldTrollllllll: I demand blog commenters hold themselves to the same level of public tact as the President of the United States.
I hope Obama starts making PENIS references, or we’re done for.
Refusal to draw a “Snidely Whiplash” mustache on a picture of Ronald Reagan quickly became teh surest method to identify those in direst need of medical attention.
the future of the democratic party really hinges on its ability to assimilate intellectuals from the reagan years
The post-2009 future of the Democratic party hinges on it’s ability to court people from 1982?
How so, Grrrlie? Maybe convince the old codgers to leave the party a post-mortem donation from their estates?
That’s right – what the Democrats need in 2010 and beyond is the support of the 80 -90 year old demographic.
nah we used to suck on oxy lollies at raves and all that, and it didn’t make us more photogenic. there are some VERY unsexy pix of me from back then out of my gourd in bliss lol
the future of the democratic party really hinges on its ability to assimilate intellectuals from the reagan years
1. There is no such thing as a Reagan “intellectual”.
2. The Democratic Party of 1930 – 1970 was much more successful at defeating rightwing faux “intellectuals” by pointing out that they were full of shit than the Democratic Party of 1970 – present has been at defeating rightwing faux “intellectuals” by pretending that they aren’t know-nothing jackasses and accepting their insane framing of all issues.
3. Fuck off, troll.
Also: David Plouffe.
oh it wasn’t just tact tho, obama expressed real admiration for the gipper. that was one of the things that made me prefer barry o over hrc. his centrism is one of the reasons i gave him money when he ran for prez in point of fact. it’s why i am hopeful 4 his administration.
Hey, were we supposed to set the clocks back last night?
They eventually became know simply as Murdoch’s Morons. They, of course, called themselves “Independents”.
By the end of the second decade of the 21st Century the ascendance of the American Tea Party was complete. The fusion of Mormonism and Southern Baptists into the cult of MorBap created ideal conditions for peak wingnuttery.” Don’t Tread on Me” had become the national motto. “Annie get you gun” was the national anthem. Cloning of the Founding Fathers had begun after a second Constitutional Convention.
Yep. CRG has “hers” set to 1981.
Things just ain’t like they usta be.
(AP photographer and Bush fetishist Charles Dharapak did several of these back in the day.)
By the end of the second decade of the 21st Century the ascendance of the American Tea Party was complete. The fusion of Mormonism and Southern Baptists into the cult of MorBap created ideal conditions for peak wingnuttery.” Don’t Tread on Me” had become the national motto. “Annie get you gun” was the national anthem. Cloning of the Founding Fathers had begun after a second Constitutional Convention.
You forgot the part where Brawndo bought the FDA.
not sure how he managed that.
Staggering doses of illicit pharmaceuticals.
isn’t David Stockman dead?
Popping around Newsbusters, I came across this. Words fail.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2009/10/31/horror-simpsons
Perhaps you’re unfamiliar with the mighty mind of Ed Meese, the Sacramento Socrates.
Yes, clocks were set back an hour last night.
Center of Nothingness Grrl:
“lieberman is the model of a modern moderate democrat. he’s one of the democrat senators i nearly always side with.”
So fucking what.
“i will never understand why far leftists insist on trying to demonize reagan. obama spoke affectionately of him. gergen was a reagan supporter. the future of the democratic party really hinges on its ability to assimilate intellectuals from the reagan years who have finally grown disillusioned with the excesses of fundamentalism. bashing the gipper isn’t going to get us anywhere, in point of fact.”
Point of fact: Gergen always sucked Republican dick.
Point of fact: Obama played you for a fool. I love how that worked and continues to work.
Point of fact: Reality is bashing the memory of the gipper and his entire party pretty hard.
It’d be a good idea if you started living on your own and learned that reality as well. Hanging around with your aging parents isn’t doing you any good little girl.
bashing the gipper isn’t going to get us anywhere, in point of fact.
Reagan was a clueless, dull-normal corporate hack from way back in his cancer-stick hawking days, and inclined to being a doofus at the best of times, with flashes of semi-sentient evil grasping. He was a dilettante, an amoral bastard, and managed to deliver his lines with enough faux-folksy charm to fool a vast swath of America. As pointed out above, the democrats let him; they staggered in unreasoning fear from the Emptiest of Suits.
Recognizing the damage the Republican Party did while shoving their arms up Reagan’s ass and wiggling their fingers to make him appear alive is actually a significant, important part of trying to undo the damage of 40 years of authoritarian corporate whoredom and pointless military adventurism.
I’d dig Reagan up just to fuck his skull, and then crush it to powder, and bury it in a cesspool.
Tea Baggers! Go on down and help fill a show at the Riman Theatre.
The right’s appetite for regularly occuring motivations for rage-gasms is hilarious.
Outraged at the tastelessness of “The Simpsons”?
Puhlease.
Oh, FYWP. I had a wonderfully vituperative Reagan comment which I can’t be arsed to re-create.
Suffice to say a certain parody troll would be made very mad.
This Catholic can only assume the NewsPustules guy has yet to discover the “Bloody Mary” South Park episode in syndication. I’ll get the popcorn.
He’s objecting to cartoon gore?
That’s pretty fucking squeamish.
that mug shot of him is one of the most relaxed, natural looking mug shots i’ve ever seen.
Well sure, he was higher than fuck. And I mean the good shit.
Between Flanders and Lovejoy, there’s barely a Simpsons episode that DOESN’T poke religion. Sanctimonious twits or mainstream money grubbers. Yep, that’s reverential.
Well sure, he was higher than fuck. And I mean the good shit.
Imagine the dose necessary to get that tub of goo that high. As Bill Hicks would have said, “Heroic doses”, except I have a problem using the word heroic in relation to Mr. Ass Wart.
And Mojo and Jello just came on the pod, singing “Plastic Jesus” so that counts for attending church. I await Center Left Badgerrrrrr’s tale of sharing a needle with them at a strip club in Nevada.
Between Flanders and Lovejoy, there’s barely a Simpsons episode that DOESN’T poke religion. Sanctimonious twits or mainstream money grubbers. Yep, that’s reverential.
OTOH, the show has occasionally celebrated the positive aspects of the Christian message, albeit offhandedly, as in the episode in which the town turns on Flanders and Homer sticks up for him by announcing “if everyone were like Ned Flanders, there’d be no need for heaven: we’d already be there” – as good a summation of Luke 17:21 as you’ll find.
“if everyone were like Ned Flanders, there’d be no need for heaven: we’d already be there”
In other words, the big problem with God is His followers….
I think Fat Rush should get a Sunday morning show on FNC, while Slightly Slimmer Rush fill in for O’Reilly on weekdays. This would only be good news for President McCain.
A flattering picture of Rush Limbaugh? Do such things exist? “Waaahhhhhh, they made Rush look angry and unattractive! How biiiiiiiased!”
So, based on the other pictures vs. the mugshot, Limbaugh is only not-angry when he’s stoned?
I can believe that.
This is my favorite picture of Regan.
Oh, I feel slightly nauseous. I just wasted a good half hour here:
People of Warmart
“Warmart”? Fruedian typo?
Should be.
VERY MUCH DO NOT WANT NAU THX
BRB, HURLING
Odds of Mount Rushs’mores – the mouth that roars & the brain that snores – actually being off painkillers = circa nil.
I’ve heard firsthand accounts of painkiller-withdrawal (& being busted with a whole fracking suitcase-load of them means you’re one extremely harsh addict) … only way he could function in that bad a perma-jones as a full-time media-slut, especially on the schedules he does, is by zapping out on designer crank even stronger than Oxys.
Talent on loan from Purdue Pharma!
S/B “Freudian”, not “Fruedian” above. I invoke Skitt’s Law
That was…. compelling, g.
In other words, the big problem with God is His followers
Jesus is a lot like Elvis.
I love the guy, but the fans can get pretty creepy.
Well, remember that one time when those two guys came on Fox, and the Fox News Honesty Squad photoshopped them to give them bigger foreheads, baggy eyes, and j00 noses? This is that, except you don’t need to photoshop Limpballs to make him look like the fat, angry matron of a girls’ school in Edinburgh, circa 1938.
the fat, angry matron of a girls’ school in Edinburgh, circa 1938.
Or, better
Aah, FYWP
BETTERER
I’m not sure quite how to react to this yet. Thanks for making my day more…interesting, g!
~
Really? I didn’t see any sign of BRANES there.
In comments:
THE TEST!
From the comments there:
“”Politico” pretends to not be a leftist kook blogger site.”
Comedy gold.
When Rush got dumped by his NFL pals it was his biggest disappointment since the day he found out Vioxx is not a Viagra/OxyContin combo drug.
OTOH, the show has occasionally celebrated the positive aspects of the Christian message,
Or the one where Bart sells his soul and no longer has a sense of humor.
i will never understand why far leftists insist on trying to demonize reagan.
As a Repulsican troll calling itself “center left”, it is incapable of understanding much of anything. Let me — nonetheless — make an effort to communicate with it:
1) People to the left of Rash Limpballs are not “far leftists” but ordinary human beings with human feelings, unlike people who pay any attention to Rash Limpballs.
2) There is no point trying to demonize Reagan. He was already a demon from the day he sold out to the corporations (approx. 1955).
3) As Jennifer so eloquently puts it: Fuck off, troll.
Gorbachev:
All the blockheads and dummies are for him
That’s about the size of it.
If GHWB said that about Reagan, I can just imagine what he said in private about his own dumbshit son.
That was…. compelling, g.
I wonder about this person’s fashion sense
This notion that history has already rendered some sort of bipartisan consensus on the greatness of Ronald Reagan is laughable to anyone who was actually alive at the time. Even more laughable when the writer is some fake riot grrrl sockpuppet.
Oh, I feel slightly nauseous. I just wasted a good half hour here:
Phew. The old guy with the iguana looks kinda cool, though.
oh so now you’re quoting ghwb, the only president whose term was even more embarrassing than gwb’s and carter’s combined, to prove a point? rofl. of course i’m not sure which is worse, puking on the japanese prime minister or being attacked by a giant swimming rabbit….hmmm……lol
In other Scozzafava news:
I say we vote for the crazyman instead! WHO’S WITH ME?
WHO’S WITH ME?
If I were American and in NY23, I’d so be there. Anything to stick a knife into bipartisanship.
When do we get to see him wave his fist at a cloud?
Good Lord. It’s “Hot Ghetto Mess” for white folks.
And yes, that’s getting bookmarked in my “omgwtfbbq” folder.
Jonah NoPants weighs in (Subtle fat joke, because he’s a PIG!) on someone’s opinion on “The Wire,” w/ a solid three paragraphs of incoherence & crap like this:
Which means his next deeply, carefully, never before one will be “Libertarian Communism?” Or “Communist Libertarianism?” If previous performance is an indicator, I’ll be dead before it sees the light of day, so I don’t know why I’m bothered by the idea.
Power metal, death metal, thrash metal: which is best?
I’ve already submitted several absentee ballots, but I like to write in great Americans like Mickey Mouse & Winston Churchill.
If I’d known my votes would make a difference,well …
Metal: How 20th Century.
Carbon/fiber/whatever-composite: The Music of Today!
(Correct answer: Speed metal!!)
Power metal, death metal, thrash metal: which is best?
Which has the most SHREDDING videos?
“a whole lot of libertarian-Marxist synergy in the historiography of corporatism”
If he’s using “historiography” in a dictionary sense, that makes no sense. If, however, he’s using the word because it sounds fancier and more intellectual than “history”, then it still makes no sense, but a different sort of no sense.
Teh Great Gazoogle finds one other use of “historiography of corporatism” [a 2000 paper on The Body, the Corporate Idiom, and the Police of the Unincorporated Worker in Early Modern Lyons in the journal French Historical Studies]. This may constitute “A whole lot of libertarian-Marxist synergy”. Or maybe not.
Carbon/fiber/whatever-composite
We have that in New Zealand. We called it “wood”.
I thought all that stuff burned down in a frenzy of parrot derangement.
Topical: PuffHo on Mr. Excellence in Broadcasting’s appearance w/ Chris Wallace.
Waiting for any of the other Sabbath gasbag shows to give half-an-hr. to Mike Malloy, Thom Hartmann or someone equivalent.
We called it “wood”.
That’s pretty erotic music you guys listen to.
I replaced all my regular old libertarian-Marxists with synergy-saving compact fluorescent libertarian-Marxists.
How much wood would the woodwind wind if the woodwind could wind wood?
When I have a synerge I browse through old copies of French Historical Studies until it goes away.
How much wood would the woodwind wind if the woodwind could wind wood?
I don’t know; ask Chuck.
Give me some motherfucking Oxycontin and see how good and relaxed I feel!!!@@@
no, seriously, I really would like some.
thx.
I look at that photo up top and think, “Not a quart of hemoglobin between them.” Their continued viability as living organisms is less plausible than, let’s say, the existence of vampires.
Pantload’s indictment of bleeding heart
fagsliberals:Because feeling bad about urban poverty is a massive character flaw.
Because “conservatives”, the very same batch of fucking assholes that are against the urban poverty stricken getting basic medical care certainly aren’t standing in anyone’s way.
Because… FUCK YOU JONAH!!!
I just don’t get that “Liberals ‘feel’ bad about things, but …” deal, so common among drooling reactionaries who attempt to psychologize “The Left.”
What do they think they’re “proving” w/ it? Is it different from “compassionate” conservatism?
I think it’s a nested series of dog whistles:
feel -> “I feel your pain” -> Clinton -> blowjobs -> dirty, disgusting blowjobs
the stigma, which obama is doing his best to overcome but which far left activists don’t seem to understand, is that when liberals “feel bad” they generally “feel bad” with other people’s moneys.
Whereas conservatives prefer to just kill people with “other people’s moneys”.
but which far left activists don’t seem to understand
Well, I’m glad you’re here to lecture the Communist Party USA and Workers World Party on what they ought to understand.
lol i’m talking more to peeps who won’t get on the trolley with obama bc he’s not “progressive enough” or whatever. he’s our president and everybody needs to rally behind him instead of weighing down his administration with a bunch of bullshit activist agendas, in point of fact.
The fact is, I don’t like it when other fake parody trolls muscle in on my turf. Get ready to rumble, bitch!
Thank goodness we have Center Left Grrl, the punk that launched a thousand ships, the thrilla in Manila, the peanut butter in our chocolate, the Champaign to our Urbana, to enlighten us about the joyful childlike wonder of bipartisanship (viz., doing whatever Center Left Grrl says).
Gary Ruppert? I haven’t seen any parody troll on parody troll action for a while.
what does “in point of fact” mean, anyway?
“I R Fancy Pantz Debaterrrrr” – ?
I’m so lonely here all by myself. Not to mention impossible to fit in the lingerie department.
Carbon/fiber/whatever-composite: The Music of Today!
What happened to nanotubes?
That stuff and buckyballs were the best.
They’re being used to develop paper joy buzzers.
“bucky balls” used 2 b my pet name for chris buckley when we’d get hammered 2gether @ alex goes 2 camp after devo shows
Anything to stick a knife into bipartisanship.
Ordinarily I’d agree. However, note that her use of the term is very non-canonical – she’s suggesting a course of action that benefits a Democrat.
They’re being used to develop paper joy buzzers.
So, sort of in the “where are they now” / playing free-form jazz at the county fair kind of space.
With apologies to MonkeyChild, I R fancy-pantz debaterzz
he’s our president and everybody needs to rally behind him instead of weighing down his administration with a bunch of bullshit activist agendas
in point of fact.
Ordinarily I’d agree
There’s a handful of folks who think a Hoffman win would be a great way to accelerate the GOP death spiral, emboldening them to crazier and crazier candidates.
Personally, I think that would suck, because a one-party system is probably worse (GWB excepted) than even fucktard Rep00plicans.
Still, I despise bipartisanship with the exact same hate that I reserve for Holy Joe.
So I’m kinda torn. I suppose Owen is the actual local representative and less of a puppet for mysterious national interests. Okay, Xecky – you’ve conviced me – Scozzafava has got it right, Bill Owens for victory over Palin/Beck/Limbaugh/Malkin/&c. standard-bearer.
I just don’t get that “Liberals ‘feel’ bad about things, but …” deal
The implication is that any suggested change to current policy is not really designed to make society less dysfunctional, but only to make liberals feel better.
Apparently this is a bad thing. Conversely, if you are on the right wing, it is safe to promote policies designed to make you feel better, because these will also make society less dysfunctional due to invisible hand and OH LOOK SOMETHING SHINY.
Get ready to rumble, bitch!
HOT!
What happened to nanotubes?
That stuff and buckyballs were the best.
Is it time already for the biannual S,N! nanotech and transhumanism debate? How time flies.
Get vacuuming!
Is it time already for the biannual S,N! nanotech and transhumanism debate? How time flies.
Hans Moravec once bought me an appletini at Spago.
Oh, it’s just more bullshit?
My monkey butler is on the job.
Still, I despise bipartisanship with the exact same hate that I reserve for Holy Joe.
In other words, people should stop reaching out across the aisle, and start rolling jaffas down it.
Do you guys have jaffas?
Time is not moving any faster (other than the relativistic effect of aging, of course) but the debate has been made quarterly rather than bi-annual.
His wife was more flavourful.
Do you guys have jaffas?
Only in cake format. But thanks for explaining what the hell jaffas are.
Rolling Jaffas Down the Aisles of Langerhans: Latitude 38° 54′ N, Longitude 77° 00′ 13″ W.
From teh Wiki: Jaffa is sometimes used to describe a chocolate-orange flavour.
I love getting new vocabulary words!
In college, my roomie and I once bought a bag of Thai weed that had a Jaffa flavor.
Sorry, flavour.
I see what you did there.
The perfidy of the English-Speaking Peoples and their chocolate-orange combos. I blame marmalade.
WTF, you’re surrounded by chocolate on chicken and you’re moaning about mixing two sweet flavours?
I miss the hell out of Baskin & Robbins’ Mandarin Chocolate Sherbet. Whenever you’d order it, they’d ask: “Have you had it before? Would you like to try a taste?” Apparently a lot of people didn’t like it, but I did. Of course, firesticks were my favorite candy growing up, so there’s that….
“Have you had it before? Would you like to try a taste?”
…it’s a bit runny
Clearly, what this thread needs is more GAY ZOMBIE PENIS.
All the blockheads and dummies are for him
That’s about the size of it.
Aint all the fools in town on our side? And aint that a big enough majority in any town?
Do you guys have jaffas?
Candy coated chocolate? My God what radical idea!
Whether or not Hoffman is elected, the Repugnican Wingnut Embrace will accelerate. Now that Scozzafozziebear(?) has endorsed the democratic candidate, their excuse for losing will be BETRAYAL BY MODERATES! Diastolic and systolic readings will skyrocket and the wingtards will get another round of Fauxnews visitations. Its a good signal.
Good comment from The Fix :
Personally, I think a Hoffman win leads to the least soul-searching, the most vicious purity purges, and the best scenario for Democrats in 2010
Its a good signal.
But what is the frequency, Kenneth?
Plouffe looks like a brown haired version of Kenny the Page from 30 Rock.
One time, while I was setting fire to a dumpster with Exene Cervenka n Noam Chomsky, they both admitted to me that they wanted 2 b pals with Ronald Reagan. Then we smoked meth from a fabric softener sheet and probably had a 3way lol.
Really all pictures of a political nature should be presented as halftone portraits like in the WSJ. Except Rush, who would be at least threequaterstone.
Sankyew I vill be here all ze veek. Try ze vienerschnitzengruben.
Except Rush, who would be at least threequaterstone.
He’s at least 20 stone.
Damn you, Gilchrist.
Beaten to it.
Also, I’m starting to think CLG is another Janusnode.
I prefer the recipes.
He’s at least 20 stone.
more like 2112 rofl
i once discussed objectivism with geddy lee and fran drescher in geddy’s underwater kingdom
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Jennifer said,
1. Lieberman is not a Democrat – he’s the only member of the Lieberman for Lieberman Independent Party.
2. No one but rightwing cobags use the term “democract senators” when the correct usage is “Democratic senators”.
3. The word you were looking for is “conscience”, not “conscious”. In either case, Lieberman represents nothing but his own pique.
4. If you define “successful” as “more of the same shit”, then yes, following Lieberman’s lead would make for a “successful” term in which nothing that needs to be fixed actually gets fixed.
5. Fuck off, troll.
Actually, when I first jumped into this thread I thought it was you who was doing a parody of someone not getting what is clearly joke. But then I saw about 9 or 10 people stealing your act.
CRG is hilarious, to me. It’s what Joe Lieberman would sound like if he was a 19-year old skank on Facebook. Rebutting parody posts point by point is a little silly, when it’s clearly a joke, no?
No, that’s what happens here. They parodize, then it’s pointed out they’re lousy at that too.
Parody can no longer be distinguished from non-parody in the current environment anyway.
I no wut u mean, rite? Like, the completely implausible name-dropping? I had a good lol about 2nite that with Emma Goldman and Rosa Luxembourg over a round or 4 of Mylans at Bar Pilar.
Parody failure?
Complaining that nobody got that you were a parody…
The thing is, I can tell there’s more than one person posting as CLG, but not which is the original. So we have a bad (probable) parody, and at least one parody _of_ a bad parody that’s actually too good to work. And now my head hurts.
Which means his next deeply, carefully, never before one will be “Libertarian Communism?” Or “Communist Libertarianism?”
“We’ve found it, Dr. Terwilliger, we’ve found it! A gene misformation that completely eliminates the recognition of irony or paradox. It’s the biggest advance in neuroscience in years! Let us call the misformed gene sequence after the DNA donor: L23 DPL Goldberg”
I’d just like to add: bipartisanship would be great if it were actually, y’know, bipartisan, instead of just being something Democrats do.
I can tell there’s more than one person posting as CLG, but not which is the original
Which seems to be one of the more effective anti-troll suppositories. If no one can tell which one is the ‘real’ troll, how can the ‘real’ troll get any jollies?
It’s like Gary Ruppert. ALL. ONE. GUY.
I’d just like to add: bipartisanship would be great if it were actually, y’know, bipartisan, instead of just being something Democrats do.
Ah but Makhno it is not something just the Democrets do. It is both parties working together. See, the Republicans tell the Democrats what to do and the the Democrats do it.
Bipartisan…bi – meaning two, parti – as in party and san – refers to a diverse group of foragers living in southern Africa formerly referred to as “Bushmen.” When you break it down like that it becomes obvious that it means “two parties that do what Bush wants.”
Try ze vienerschnitzengruben.
No thank you, Baby. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
I read it as “Geddy’s underwear kingdom.”
Off topic, I know, but this thread has been off topic for a while.
Germany has a new foreign minister, Guido Westerwelle, a member of the centrist Free Democratic Party, and appointed by the coalition prime minister of the conservative Cristian Democratic Party (which for all practical purposes is somewhat to the left of Joe Lieberman). The press has been virtually silent about the fact that he is openly gay, and has had a boyfriend for 15 years. The comparatively few articles I have found that indulge in “he said, she said” reporting have had to resort to quoting a city council member of Germany’s twelfth largest city to find a voice opposed to him based on his orientation.
Germany’s two largest cities already have openly gay mayors/governors (several of Germany’s largest cities are also separate states) for some years.
Has anyone seen anything in the US press about this?
Has anyone seen anything in the US press about this?
I think Gay Patriot had a post admonishing Germany for “moving too fast.”
Germany has a new foreign minister, Guido Westerwelle, a member of the centrist Free Democratic Party, and appointed by the coalition prime minister of the conservative Cristian Democratic Party (which for all practical purposes is somewhat to the left of Joe Lieberman). The press has been virtually silent about the fact that he is openly gay, and has had a boyfriend for 15 years. The comparatively few articles I have found that indulge in “he said, she said” reporting have had to resort to quoting a city council member of Germany’s twelfth largest city to find a voice opposed to him based on his orientation.
lol americans r always so surprised by how cool europe is about the gays. in some ways i think obama is ahead of his time and treating the us like it has already fragmented into a european style coalition democracy but i still think hes 2 cosmopolitan when it comes to the radical gay agenda that americans r not ready 4. ive lived in paris and the difference between paris and even the most cosmopolitan of us cities is jawbreaking, in point of fact.
Always. Trust. The. Shorter™
Which also had the charm of being accurate and more intelligible than the gibberish at the link itself.
Isn’t it just adorable how the current odious troll is inflicting it’s hip tweet-speak abbreviations on us? After all, it’s obviously a very, very busy little troll, and can’t be bothered to take the time to punctuate, or spell out difficult words like “to” and “for”–yet it seems to have no difficulty whatsoever in carefully typing out the “Troof-esque” and completely superfluous phrase “in point of fact” in virtually every post.
Steerpike, you are right, IPOF.
steerpike: condescension works oh so much better when yr name isn’t derived from an uberlame young adult fantasy series, sweetheart.
sirius: IPOF! I LOVE IT! totally stealing it, IPOF.
Lamest troll Ev-ah!
“Uberlame”–ouch, ya cut me deep, “Grrrrrrrrrl”
As opposed to the ultrauberlame construct of dropping vowel movements…
CLG: IGYLI. HYTI. YBM. Now, GTHOH. Nufsed
I dunno, Sirius…why is it wen ICF, UCK?
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WTF? ROFLMAO-tse Tung. Dood, U need 2 step away frm th bong.
How wuzzat, CL Grrrrilla?
t purplish wtf? tl;dr
i will never understand why far leftists insist on trying to demonize reagan – CLG
Not just leftists. My great-grandparents who were life-long Republicans (and in their day were considered to be very conservative Republicans) also insisted on demonizing Reagan.
Let’s face it, Reagan-demonization is a bipartisan activity not restricted to hard-core leftists, but instead is an entirely rational way of facing the fact that Reagan was, well, not a very good President who took both the country and the GOP in a rather horrid direction.
For instance, does the city of Philadelphia, Miss. mean anything to you, or will you say “silly leftist, don’t you know Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania”?
speaking of s&m amy winehouse & i discussed fa hayek once while she had me strapped to a st andrews cross. it was hawt.
If Republicans weren’t such advocates for profiting off of War and Torture that little attempt at parody might have been humorous.
But it is hard to “Over Criticize” warmongering-bigots.
Ya know?
Germany has a new foreign minister, Guido Westerwelle, a member of the centrist Free Democratic Party, and appointed by the coalition prime minister of the conservative Cristian Democratic Party (which for all practical purposes is somewhat to the left of Joe Lieberman). The press has been virtually silent about the fact that he is openly gay, and has had a boyfriend for 15 years. The comparatively few articles I have found that indulge in “he said, she said” reporting have had to resort to quoting a city council member of Germany’s twelfth largest city to find a voice opposed to him based on his orientation.
Have any articles commented on his first name being Guido?
The fact is, in point of fact.
I shall bookmark your prediction, sir, and wonder how you were so clever as to arrive at it.
I’m just wondering how it knows how soft our teeth are.
I’m just wondering how it knows how soft our teeth are.
It’s used to being bit in the ass by repubs and figures we can’t be as bad.
The Republican candidate has taken the lead in the Topeka dogcatcher election! Obama is going DOWN!
There aren’t any elections this year. It’s two-thousand-NINE.
I like to fantasize about kicking teeth down throats even though in real life I’m too bloated to get out of my chair.
Grrr then Troofie McTroll. That’s some CIA-level misdirection if you ask me. And I want to know more about Internet Science.
I want to know more about Internet Science.
It’s just like science science, except that instead of peer review you have 4chan shitstorms.
Yay! We’re going to kill affordable health care! (Cough, cough, gasp)
How can something be “more dead”?
The fact is, no you don’t.
I have my own personal highways and fire department too, and I don’t think it’s fair that I should pay for everybody else’s!
omg clean sweep you totes sound like the old fossil at my civil engineering job (the one who did his diff eq homework on like the flintstones’ computer lol). he listens to rush at work (not the band ;)) and by the end of the day he’s like all purple in the face. although i agree with you about taxes, i mean, duh? right?
I was totally cool with bombing the shit out of the Middle East and filling Halliburton’s pockets with MY MONEY (MINE! MINE! MINE!) from 2001 through 2008, but now things are different, because we have a black president.
Making Dick Cheney’s company rich is a legitimate Constitutional form of government. Providing free health care for worthless, jobless parasites is not. It’s time we abolished Medicare once and for all!
rofl that’s what i’m always telling the old wino who hangs out in front of our office complex. he says he’s like a vet or something but he doesn’t wear a lab coat, just some raggedy old green jacket that looks like it’s full of moths and stank! i told him i wasn’t going to give him any money and he should just get tuition to auburn from his parents like i did! (obs i mean i got tuition from MY parents, not his lol)
The fact is, no you don’t and no you’re not.
Wait till I finish my internet science class, libs. You’ll be sorry then.
I don’t know what bankrupt means.
The fact is, no you don’t.
Yes I do, substance, I’m very satisified with my health insurance
Given that most medical practitioners would look at the content of Trollie McTrollpant’s posts (and observe he makes such posts only to annoy people) and conclude that he is in need of some sort of therapy/medication, one can assume that T McT does not have the kind of insurance that provides for his real and basic needs. Troll needs help.
But troll missed this point, it went right over him and his present condition, giving a new meaning to the phrase “flyover state.”
Clean Sweep, I am taking your tax monies as an unemployed fella on the dole! I use your tax money to buy drugs and sell drugs and take drugs! And hookers!
And soon, I’ll be using your tax money to see a doctor for FREEEEEEE so’s he can stop this drip, drip, drip so’s I can see more hookers and take more drugs!!!
You lose, fucker! Hhahahahahahaha!!!!
Hardship for others gives me a hardon. I’m glad I’m a productive member of society, spending my whole life trolling a leftist comedy blog.
clean sweep i think i remember you from auburn. you were a pike, rite? we had fluid mechanics together. you drove that sweet bmw your daddy bought you. did you ever graduate? i did, barely lol 😉
Grow some sack and debate me with your real name, libs, the way I am with mine right now. What, you don’t think this is my real name? I’ll have you know it’s on my long form COB.
Never mind, I can find out who you really are, though INTERNET SCIENCE!
I’m glad I’m a productive member of society, spending my whole life trolling a leftist comedy blog.
It’s like this CSWTBMOSTIADGA – you don’t mind if I call you CSWTBMOSTIADGA, do you? – once you’ve gone Galt, and live in a paradise powered by ego and maintained by monkey butlers, there’s little to do but troll comedy blogs. Once you’ve conquered the world, all that’s left is S,N!
I went Galt before it was cool. I am master of my domain, which happens to be a cardboard refrigerator box on the freeway onramp.
clean sweep did you go to work for your daddy’s firm like you said you would?
ps i am SOOO WASTED… 😉
just so we’re all very clear about what i actually believe, i do feel that everybody should have healthcare and i would like for the gov’t to help provide that but given the reality of the situation i can live with modest reforms that don’t overextend president obama’s political capital by reaching out 2 much 2 marginalized voters who can’t swing an election or give donations anyway. basically im a realist, IPOF.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
come back, clean sweep… take me to your daddy’s vacation house at beech… we can read the fountainhead together in the hot tub…
Pssst. Don’t tell Actor but Trollie has a crush on him. Big time.
The Republican VICTORIES in Virginia, New Jersey, and NY-23 will make the health care bill even deader than it already is
How’s that work? Governors of states now vote on Congressional legislation? Who knew?
just so we’re all very clear about what i actually believe
Wow, self-centered much?
Look, son, we both know how you got this job but that doesn’t mean you can get away with literally doing NO work. Now look busy or I’m going to make you start paying your own car insurance.
And after we take back the House and Senate, we can launch an investigation of Obama–on ACORN, on his ties to Ayers, on his corrupt dealings in the Chicago legislature, on his questionable fundraising methods in 2008…investigate, investigate, investigate, just like we did with Clinton.
Bookmarked!!!
You hippies please excuse my son. I’m afraid his mother and I tended to spoil him after the divorce.
And then we’ll shut down the government, throw tantrums on Air Force One, and start a ludicrously unpopular impeachment of a popular president. It’s gonna be SWEET!
Wow, self-centered much?
im the most important person in the world to myself. we should all be the most important person in the world to ourselves. thats how reality works, kids.
oh and just so we are all very clear about my personal life, i have an older successful boyfriend, i didn’t go to auburn and i would never ever be interested in troofie whose views i do not share and who i can tell is unemployed and desperate. give me some credit.
New York’s 23rd district has had a Republican representative since 1993.
OMG! If they elect a conservative Democrats are all doomed!
yawn…..
give me some credit.
Um, no.
i have an older successful boyfriend
There’s a name for that kind of relationship.
As an upstanding member of the Chicago Legislature; I am shocked, shocked I say by your unseemly assertions!
That boy Obambi will take a real beating in the next few years!
Weirdest veiled PENIS reference evah.
people often tell me i look like summer glau, IPOF.
I just realized I have the same name as that expensive powder that’s just psyllium husk with herbs in it that forms a mold of your colon and when you shit it out you think you took some kind of awesome herbal remedy that got rid of all these “impacted wastes”. In other words, overpriced, ersatz, and full of shit. I really don’t think anyone should read too much into that, though.
PENIS.
“Have any articles commented on his first name being Guido?”
No, “Guido” is not an unusual name in German-speaking countries. German Wikipedia has more German speakers (including Austria, Switzerland, etc.) with the first name “Guido” than Italians with the name. It lacks completely the overtones of American usage.
Don’t turn my shit to expensive shit.
ps dear steerpike
Isn’t it just adorable how the current odious troll is inflicting it’s [sic] hip tweet-speak abbreviations on us
skitt’s law much? rofl
pps im immune to skitt’s law as i never aggressively correct grammar merely observe in amusement as people who take themselves far more srsly fall prey 2 their own shortcomings!!!!
Unlike me, psyllium husk is good for you.
re: flavour text
Apologies to the Goddamn Batman
e, but Oral sexe makes me want to add e to everythinge.Oral sexe makes me want to add e to everythinge.
Me too!
In fact, camels will go the extra mile.
N__B said,
November 2, 2009 at 20:27
I’m glad I’m a productive member of society, spending my whole life trolling a leftist comedy blog.
It’s like this CSWTBMOSTIADGA – you don’t mind if I call you CSWTBMOSTIADGA, do you? – once you’ve gone Galt, and live in a paradise powered by ego and maintained by monkey butlers, there’s little to do but troll comedy blogs. Once you’ve conquered the world, all that’s left is S,N!
Today, the WORLD!
Tomorrow, the Sadly No!
Good old Obama, the atheist Black separatist Christian Muslim who is double-Hitler times Stalin squared and is too weak and ineffective to stand up to any foreign leader. He doesn’t have the stomach for violence that the Commander in Chief has to have, and plus he personally murdered twelve Chicago city comptrollers with his own hands.
I mean, say what you will about the whole “Dubya is an ignorant, uncurious frat-boy who acts as a patsy for his dad’s Iran-Contra criminal cronies and/or PNAC” meme, but at least it wasn’t multiply self-contradictory.
Don’t turn my shit to expensive shit.
“Original Sufferhead” is playing on my work computer right now, and I nearly did a spit-take at this comment.
If it shorted out your monitor, that would turn your spit into expensive spit.
Today, the WORLD!
Tomorrow, the Sadly No!
Procrastinator!
CLG–I wasn’t correcting your grammar, I was commenting on your obnoxious posting. Odd how someone who is too busy to type words like “for” and “to”, and who cannot be bothered to read an (admittedly odd) 3-paragraph post (and goes out of the way to share that fact with us: “tl;dr”, I believe was your helpful, if hasty, notation), yet finds the time to post over 20 times on a 30+-hour comment thread.
So which are you–incredibly busy, or utterly lacking in a life.
And also, too, Fuck off, troll, in point of fact.
Doctorb, you’re forgetting to mention that he’s a ghetto thug with elitist out of touch values and prefers arugula and dijon mustard.
shortcomings!!!!
Do you wear your underwear on the outside?
Some PENIS teaser ‘grafs to make you click through:
HAWT!
Well, duh.
Researchers. For Science!
I had a comment, but tl;dw.
Labeling these scrapings from the inadequately-wiped backside of the intert00bz with the noble name of troll is an insult to fine upstanding trolls everywhere.
[Lloyd Bentsen] I used to live across the street from the Troll. The Troll was a friend of mine. You, sir or madam, are no Troll! [/Lloyd Bentsen]
rofl looch nice pratchett ref
I had a comment, but tl;dw.
Too long, didn’t wank?
CLG = attention whore
CLG = attention whore
She should apply to ACORN for housing.
Son, he would never tell you this because he’s a stubborn ass, but your father loves you no matter what. He’s not proud of you, but he loves you.
“She should apply to ACORN for housing.”
Is she skanky enough?
Dear Center Left Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrill…
Will you PLEASE shut the fuck up and let the adults talk?
Oh. My. God. You are worse than fucking TROOFIE in your self-indulgent, self-involved rants about how nooooooooooooo one else is as kewl as you!
Newsflash! We were KEWL long before you learned how to play a C chord, much less before you wore a C-cup!
And Troofie?
Christie down 4. Owens +3.
Bookmark it.
We were KEWL long before you learned how to play a C chord, much less before you wore a C-cup!
I’m curious as to when you learned the breast size of Troofus’s drag persona.
It’s pretty obvious, N__B. He would never dare to be less endowed and he wouldn’t want to be that noticeable in a crowd.
CLGRRRRRRRiLLL on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s
G-chord, G-string?
E-chord, E-mail?
F-chord, F-word?
This has potential, Thespian
In her case, A chord = 2 much
“3. The word you were looking for is “conscience”, not “conscious”.”
The republicans don’t believe in science in any form.
Except internet science, of which we are still awaiting a demonstration.
WUZZA-WUZZUP, LOONY LIBS! WAS THAT A SPREAD OF AWESOME OR WHAT?
Didja loony libs catch Spikes, Tebow and the boys thumbing the eyes of the Bumbling Bulldogs on Saturday? Look familiar? Cuz it should, silly socialists- it’s exactly what’s gonna happen to Crappy Corzine and whoever that dork is in New York! Bang it, book it, ya gotta look it- Conservatism is on the march!
Ding dong dilly! Have a slice of that SPREAD, libs! Urban out.
“Having a slice of that spread” will not wash in Peoria, Mr. Meyer. I’m gonna need you to come with us.
Conservatism is on the march!
…like lemmings to the sea.
Man, the trolls are out in force today! What is it about premature triumphalism, skewed perspective and massive overgeneralization that brings them all out from behind the baseboards?
premature triumphalism, skewed perspective and massive overgeneralization
Veiled HEARTLAND PORN.
John Nolte too thinks Politico is leftist.
They crave a good deep dicking and despite the complaints about trolls you guys whip it out and stick it in them all the same?
“John Nolte too thinks Politico is leftist.”
Can’t anybody here in Stalinist Leftistan play this game? Now Politico will slant everything even more to the right. We gotta learn how to work the refs!
They crave a good deep dicking and despite the complaints about trolls you guys whip it out and stick it in them all the same?
Ewwwwww.
Hey, like oil on a fire, here comes Branditroll!
“They crave a good deep dicking and despite the complaints about trolls you guys whip it out and stick it in them all the same?”
It’s OK as long as you go up on the backstroke.
I don’t know why I’m crying,
Am I suspended in Jaffa?
Am I suspended in Jaffa?
Major Gaffa.
But there goes a tenner.
John Nolte too thinks Politico is leftist.
Well, he’s insane, of course.
lol wow, i come back here and, just, wow. it’s cool, cool. i can deal w/transparent parodies and all that. i have a sense of humor. really my message is pretty simple, 2bh, and it can be elegantly formulated: the key to governing this bewitched soil is, was, and always will be “maximize liberty for the masses while minimizing unnecessary suffering.” the party that can do the best job of elevating standards of living while keeping its interference to a minimum and allowing people to keep as much as possible is the party that will govern. if barry o is as smart as i think he is, he will manage to do this. if not, then i guess we don’t deserve to govern. the elections coming up will be the 1st real referendum on how barry o has been doing.
“maximize liberty for the masses while minimizing unnecessary suffering.”
HA!
Coming from Ronnie Reagan’s buttboy, this is hilarious!!!!
the party that can do the best job of elevating standards of living
There’s a chart floating around that shows a clear correlation between Democratic governance and improving standrads of living. So I guess we can just drop this “Center-Left bullshit now?
Progressives. It’s how progress is made, youngun.
BTW, it’s not “tweetspeak”, it’s “TWITspeak”.
There’s a chart floating around that shows a clear correlation between Democratic governance and improving standrads of living. So I guess we can just drop this “Center-Left bullshit now?
Harry Truman said it best: If you want to live like a Republican, vote Democratic.
I’d dig Reagan up just to fuck his skull, and then crush it to powder, and bury it in a cesspool.
ROAD TRIP!
Oral sexe makes me want to add e to everythinge.
The extra “e”….
ZRM,
Bookmark this, lib!
Harry Truman said it best: If you want to live like a Republican, vote Democratic.
I always thought it was: ” If you want to live like a Republican, put on two wetsuits after inserting that dildo*.”
*Humorless or otherwise.
Actually, it was: “If you want to die like a Republican, put on two wetsuits after inserting that dildo.”
Mea culpa
The perverse and often baffling personae chosen by trolls raise new and troubling questions.
Actually, it was: “If you want to die like a Republican, put on two wetsuits after inserting that dildo.”
It probably was mistranslated from the original Kansan.
This thread is all crumpled and it hurts and stuff and it smells like troll pee.
Plus, I think Republicans ONLY use humorless dildos.
I’d dig Reagan up just to fuck his skull, and then crush it to powder, and bury it in a cesspool.
Hey, look, my rant turned up!!
..minimizing unnecessary suffering….
Which is why we’re bombing the shit out of innocuous Mideastern countries.
The cognitive disconnect sounds like a big failing circuit in a nuculer power plant. BZZT! CLANK!! CRUNCH!! BXZZZZZZZRRowsdower…..
No new thread today? C’mon guys, it’s not like there’s nothing out there.
Hey, look, my rant turned up!!
Keep fucking
that chickenReagan’s skull!Center Left Grrrlllll is the worst spoof ever. I’ve got $100 right here if you can find me anyone who voted for president Obama that refers to him as “Barry O.” Just one! Come on, somebody?
Might not count, but I call him B. Hussein X sometimes.
nouriel roubini says here http://www.rgemonitor.com/roubini-monitor/255442/latest_roubini_interview_on_bloomberg_tv he voted for obama and he calls him “barry o”. apology accepted. keep yr 100 tho–i’m doin’ ok for myself rofl
This thread is all crumpled and it hurts and stuff and it smells like troll pee.
**Sniff**
Trolls apparently like asparagus. And nasty chili.
2bh
You don’t even put the Blackberry down to abort your married boyfriend’s fetus-ling, eh?
I’m with B/N, although I usually add an “Akbar” or an “Ayers” to it, just to savor those sweet, sweet wingnut tears a little more.
This,
does not explain how Gore could have lost in 2000. Do not underestimate the capacity of comfort, i.e., elevated standards of living, to cloud anything resembling strategy in voting.
I’ve got $100 right here if you can find me anyone who voted for president Obama that refers to him as “Barry O.”
To this bastard, Barry O. signifies one thing, and one thing only.
gore lost in 2k bc he came off as 2 much of an extremist, esp when it came to the environment and healthcare and gay rights. obama has managed to chart the middle path with the help of his advisers which is y i continue to support him 100% as of now, in point of fact.
actor212 said,
Actually, it was: “If you want to die like a Republican, put on two wetsuits after inserting that dildo.”
It probably was mistranslated from the original Kansan.”
Wetsuits are outlawed in Kansas because they show off too much of the human body. Plus, there is no water in Kansas. Also.
However, dildos are legal to sell as long as they have a sticker on the box saying that they’re “For Therapeutical Use Only.”
gore lost in 2k bc he came off as 2 much of an extremist, esp when it came to the environment and healthcare and gay rights
Good Lord! I’ve seen some revisionist history before, but this one’s hilarious. Is CLG 8 years old? maybe that explains it.
Gore an extremist?
He fucking chose JOE FUCKING LIEBERMAN as his running mate. Lieberman is not the “conscious” just because you like his corporate dick-licking.
If anything, Gore lost because of that stupid, Village-Moderate decision; and maybe his wife’s crusade against rock music. Some of us lived through that period and have a memory.
But extremist, no. FOAD and come back when you’ve grown up and learned some fucking history, you texting, tweeting twerp.
I’ve got $100 right here if you can find me anyone who voted for president Obama that refers to him as “Barry O.”
Sir, do you speak of Barack “the Islamic Shock” Hussein Superallah Obama?
I heard the software for the Apple iPof will be written in BCPL. STO IYKWIM.
Now here’s a little Wiki cut-n-paste from a comment on a past post (brought to mind by Little Blue Satan) regarding extremism (so called):
Irving Kristol’s journal, The Public Interest, focused on ways that government planning in the liberal state had produced unintended harmful consequences. Norman Podhoretz’s magazine Commentary, formerly a journal of the liberal left, had more of a cultural focus, criticizing excesses in the movements for black equality and women’s rights
Enough of Centrrrrrr LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLft Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, we all know it’s Tw00fie in drag.
As a noted career navy man once said, “It’s a trap!” (NSFW)
I think I killed the thread!
Proof that The Left wants to destroy everything.
If anything, Gore lost because of that stupid, Village-Moderate decision; and maybe his wife’s crusade against rock music. Some of us lived through that period and have a memory.
Ceci Connolly:
P.S. CLG is just a parody troll. Possibly related to that rabid pelican d00d…I haven’t seen any rabid pelicans around here in ages.
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I miss Rugged in Montana.
I haven’t seen any rabid pelicans around here in ages.
The badgers got them!
Rugged in Montana = Center Left Grrrrrl
There. Someone had to tell the truth.
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Rugged in Montana = Center Left Grrrrrl
With a lobotomy.
If anything, Gore lost because of that stupid, Village-Moderate decision; and maybe his wife’s crusade against rock music.
Those two things together – plus his distancing himself from Clinton, which was more Villagery – soured me on Gore. Not enough to make me vote for Bush, but I really thought the Gore / Lieberman ticket was crappy.
Nader actually ran in 2000 because he thought that voters deserved a wider array of options than two left wing extremists.
Sorry about the trollbait, everyone, but like Doghouse Riley, I get a bit bitey when I get lectured on history I lived through by someone who probably was still not in big-person underwear at the time.
Well, you killed my appetite so thats something…you bastard!
How about history from someone who was in big-person underwear, ZRM?
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Holy guacamole, I was all over that comment thread.
Maybe I wrote the post I’ve been working on in my sleep!
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Indeed: Safely positioned across the pond, The Financial Times actually told the truth back in August 2000! The Times discussed Connolly and two other Gore reporters, including the New York Times’ Katherine “Kit” Seelye. The trio were “hostile to the [Gore] campaign, doing little to hide their contempt for the candidate and his team,” the Times quite correctly said.
I do like the Daily Howler although I think he’s way out of the mainstream when it comes to the healthcare debate, which is really what we’ve been talking about all along, in point of fact. But I do think it’s interesting how nobody on the far left seems to quote Bob when he chastises Olberman et al for resorting to just calling Palin names. Bob is a centrist but it seems like modern Democrats tend toward cafeteria centrism, if anything.
I’m passing on the string bean casserole, somebody dumped too much starch in there.
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I like pie. I hate some pie, though. Isn’t it weird how some people claim to like pie, but don’t like all pie? It’s as though people who sometimes liked pie didn’t always like pie, if not never.
I get a bit bitey when I get lectured on history I lived through by someone who probably was still not in big-person underwear at the time.
Only then?
Real men do not wear underwear, large- or small-person.
chastises Olberman et al for resorting to just calling Palin names
Stating facts (that Palin is an ignorant religious fanatic & phony who is being manipulated by cynical political operatives) is not name-calling.
Yeah right, MB.
Next you’re gonna tell me boys don’t wear boy shorts.
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Can’t go along with ya there, MB. In the immortal words of Cosmo Kramer, my boys need a home!
Classic Rugged in Montana:
which is really what we’ve been talking about all along
No, in point of fact, you’ve been talking. We’ve been laughing.
Can’t go along with ya there, MB. In the immortal words of Cosmo Kramer, my boys need a home!
Besides a home, there’s always the chafing issue.
See? I thought we were talking about how Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot. As well as some other observations, also.
dayumn i love me some chase utley. hawtness!
Well, of course real real men wear only loincloths, not even pants.
The fact is, liberal leftists and minorites are going to steal the election tomorrow, ACORN anyone? Its completely against freedom.
Real . Men . wearing . Loincloths
The fact is, liberal leftists and minorites are going to steal the election tomorrow, ACORN anyone?
MENINOOOOO!!!
Mike Adams getting what he deserves.
How are the Franciscans and the Dominicans feel about this?
“How do!” Can’t even blame WordPress for that one.
Transferring data from townhall.com…
Does not compute.
If you believe that Glenn Beck is exaggerating you are wrong. As a college professor for the last 17 years I have seen evidence of a slow but steady movement away from an acceptance of rules and, indeed, moral absolutes altogether. And it’s not too tough to see how that leads to rampant self-absorption.
It’s not illegal if the Preznit does it?
I welcome Mike Adam’s belated repudiation of the Bush-Cheney junta.
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STUDENTS ARE LATE TO CLASS! NEVER IN HISTORY HAS THIS HAPPENED!
Liberal professors complain constantly about student conduct.
And yet, here is Mike Adams complaining about student conduct.
Out of my clients, the outspokenly conservative ones are the ones who always let their phones interrupt a meeting.
Steerpike, are you implying that there are no real real men?
(‘Cause not one of those links had an image at the other end.)
thundra, you better not start a discussion about Mike Adams’ underpants.
The whole point of teaching college was never having to see brown people, except in service jobs.
You got caught peeking, loincloth fetishist.
I, for one, am uninterested in discussing Mike Adams’ boy shorts.
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As a college professor for the last 17 years I have seen evidence of a slow but steady movement away from an acceptance of rules and, indeed, moral absolutes altogether.
Wow, all in the last 17 years, eh? I guess he’s not a history professor. Nor philosophy, nor literature… Actually, doesn’t he teach criminology? You’d think he’d realize there’ve always been folks who didn’t accept either of those, and their numbers have waxed and waned through the centuries.
id rly <3 2 meet that kewl grrl who was IMing in Mike's class. heard he's a real hard ass behind a keyboard, but a teddy bear, in point of fact, after you get a few mojitos in him.
I blame Socrates for corrupting the youth.
Linky fail. Let’s try again, and in advance, FTWPWABOD
Real . Men . wearing . Loincloths
FYWP lol!
What about the Beatles, huh? Isn’t this all their fault? Boys who look like girls and all the dungarees….
And while we’re at it, FYCLG with a rusty backhoe
We began to teach students about multi-culturalism and the lack of universal truth.
The one truth that is truly universal is that conservative profs uniformly know fuck-all about post-Moderism and can’t ever resist the urge to get their WATB on about the “good ol’ days” when they could just slap a capital-T on the Western canon and call it a day.
Boys who look like girls and all the dungarees….
ZRM was George Will before he died? Huh.
Also, please set your ringers to something other than rap music if you plan to a) intentionally defy the rule against bringing cell phones to class and then b) forget to turn the cell phone off. I do not want to hear lyrics about b****s and whores while you dig into your back pack to shut off your phone.
This criticism applies to all 10 second clips of all rap music, including hip hop.
Mike Adams is complaining about rap music being demeaning to music?
Mike Adams? Is this a joke?
Next: Dave Sim complains about insufficient representation of women in elementary education.
I wonder if ringtones set to Pat Boone will pass muster?
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Eeeeee! Eeeeeeee! Acronym Hell! [scampers back into the jungle on the Island of the Unhip]
The one truth that is truly universal is that conservative profs uniformly know fuck-all about post-Moderism and can’t ever resist the urge to get their WATB on about the “good ol’ days” when they could just slap a capital-T on the Western canon and call it a day.
They know fuck-all about a lot more than post-Modernism: lacking belief in Universal Truth has been a part of the western canon(itself multicultural) for centuries at least, and probably millennia. For any good old days he could choose, even the most cursory look would turn up tons of stuff that would make him weep bitter tears for the sad moral state of mankind. BAH.
Oh, open thread, by the way.
Just why aren’t we planning a rescue mission?
Gave all the money to bankers. Sorry.
Oh, open thread, by the way.
Linenux.
Oh, right, Glenn Beck complaining about young people wanting to make tons of money without being productive members of society:
So it should come as no surprise that the “me generation” enters the workforce demanding high salaries, corner offices and promotions in the first few months — all while wanting to dress down and work less than 40 hours a week
Cause Glenn Beck is all about buckling down, doing the hard work, dedicating himself with discipline and integrity…….in his chosen field of “rodeo clown.”
Mind you, Glen Beck’s bio is here: Wikipedia. Sounds like Glen Beck spent most of his life behaving exactly the way the kids Dr. Mike, PhD is complaining about.
A young drunk, left his first wife with a disabled kid, continued to be a drunk, cited for speeding, spent a good bit of time on unemployment, losing jobs everywhere he went due to complaints about offensive behavior…..
Sounds like exactly the kind of person Mikey would complain about – except for the fact that he plays on Mikey’s team.
What, still no new thread?
I do not want to hear lyrics about b****s and whores while you dig into your back pack to shut off your phone.
Perhaps he could recommend his students replace those horrible rap ringtones with opera arias, those could never be about anything sordid like PROSTITUTES.
(tap tap tap) Anybody there? hellooo-oo. I don’t want to sound needy, here, but this thread has now reached almost 34 hours and 400 comments. Throw us a bone, mods, willya?
LittlePig said,
“Barack “the Islamic Shock” Hussein Superallah Obama”
OMFG! I think that I had a little orgasm when I read that, because I just found a superb name to steal for my new trolling nom de plume. I love “the Islamic Shock”, but I think that it’s the “Superallah” that set it over the top for me.
It’s time to invoke the section of the Sadly, No! constitution that deals with orderly succession in the event of the leadership abandoning office.
I’m no expert on the document, but as I recall, succession is determined by a penis measuring contest. The Vice-Presidency goes to the winner of the “why Ronald Reagan sucks” 7-word essay contest.
Hey did you hear?
Mars is a vast untapped source of un-bundled mortgages.
Thousands of loan just waiting for some Brave, Resourceful, Mavericky Banker to derivate.
Watch the Series, you dirty America-haters, instead of lurking here waiting for more fuel for your America-hate.
Zombie threadle.
I feel at home here.
Also, “Dungarees” was a Les Nessman ref, not George fucking Will.
He chose Lie-berman because he is Jewish. Period. It was an attempt to be edgy (“first Jewish VP!”), which would also appeal to a powerful Democratic constituency, and thereby nail down the Florida vote – I think he knowingly gave up on his home state (IOW, he knew his pick would drive the old dixiecrats away) to go for a larger electoral chunk.
Obviously, it failed, just like McCain’s similar ploy with Palin failed.
a slow but steady movement away from an acceptance of rules and, indeed, moral absolutes altogether. And it’s not too tough to see how that leads to rampant self-absorption
Pierre MenardMike Adams, Author ofthe QuixoteCulture of Narcissism.It’s called multi-tasking, MB–some of us can watch the Fall Classic and blog at the same time. I’m also chewing gum, although I will admit to missing a few strokes here and there.
Yay! the Not-Yankees won!
Joe-Max, Point Of Order!
a) Holy Joe was also a Clinton scolder…beware the penis! it’s evil not like teh gun, and teh bombs, and murdering all the brown people in the Middle East who don’t belong to the Likud party, etc.
b) Gore, unlike Palin-McCain, did win. But Jebbie and Kittie got it close enought to for the 5/9 of the Supreme Court to steal, with crucial help from Kit Seelye and Ceci Connolly, journamalists from the ‘liberal-biased’ NYT and WaPoop.
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Also, like I said, Holy Joe was an insider, Village approved Republican to ‘balance’ the ticket, so I saw it as a DNC triangulation ploy. Unfortunately, Clinton had already triangulated the democrats into a cul de sac. Heavy on the SACK, especially in the case of Loserman.
Let’s face it. Joe Lieberman wasn’t a total dick until after 9/11 scared the fucking pants off him.
Lieberman wasn’t a total dick until after 9/11 scared the fucking pants off him.
As may be, but he was not a non-dick in 2000.
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Oh no. XKCD said it would be like this. Except, in reverse, I guess.
If anything, Gore lost because of that stupid, Village-Moderate decision; and maybe his wife’s crusade against rock music. Some of us lived through that period and have a memory.
Speaking as someone who was but 17 at the time. Lieberman’s video game crusade may have had some influence as well. Between him and Tipper’s windmill-tilting, I seriously thought that letting them into office would open up a bunch of censorship of the media…
Again, not enough to make me ever consider the Republicans as anything but far-right douchebags who were going to throw our country down a Reagan-shaped shithole, but still enough to make me wary of Gore winning.
Wow. I don’t recall giving a gnome a little orgasm before. Elves, sure; they’re sluts, but gnomes?
Wouldn’t gnome orgasms always be little?
gnome sayin?
Wouldn’t gnome orgasms always be little?
not to the gnome.
All part of the gnomosexual agenda.
All this punning. I’m going gnome.
Die Sexualität des Gnomens was enlightening. I’d had no idea sundials were so interesting.
What?
Delaware beats Switzerland as most secretive financial center
http://joshfulton.blogspot.com/2009/11/delaware-beats-switzerland-as-most.html