LEAVE BUSH ALONE!!!!

Chuckles “Chris Crocker” Krauthammer is tired of people being mean to his favoritest president of all-time, George W. Bush:

In the Barack Obama version, there are 50 or so such blame-Bush free passes before the gig is up. By my calculation, Obama has already burned through a good 49. Is there anything he hasn’t blamed George W. Bush for? The economy, global warming, the credit crisis, Middle East stalemate, the deficit, anti-Americanism abroad — everything but swine flu.

Let’s go through each of these one by one, shall we?

The economy went into recession in December 2007. This was on Bush’s watch.

George Bush tore up the Kyoto Protocol and couldn’t even bring himself to acknowledge that climate change was a problem.

The credit crisis? See when the recession started.

Bush spent eight years doing nothing to negotiate peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians and gave Ariel Sharon a thumbs up to just about anything he wanted.

As for the deficit — well now that you mention it, Chuckles, Obama inherited that too. And look: when you couple an inherited deficit with the worst recession since the 1930s, you’re going to get an even bigger deficit. If Obama had come into office and had decided to make deficit reduction his top priority, he’d be getting (rightfully) blamed for plunging the country into a second Great Depression.

And lastly, anti-Americanism abroad. Ah yes, I seem to recall a certain war that really inflamed those feelings. A certain unnecessary debacle in Iraq that was launched on false pretenses. Yes, that was quite sad. And which president launched that war? Oh, right. It was George W. Bush.

Now, I’m not one to say that Obama’s every decision is perfect and must never, ever be questioned. He’s clearly screwed us by continuing to shovel money to the banks and he’s been a flat-out wimp on gay rights issues. But when you look at the sheer number of problems that he’s inherited, you have to at least feel some modicum of sympathy for the guy.

George W. Bush, on the other hand, inherited a country at peace and going through an economic boom. He left it in the midst of two wars and a crippling recession. If that doesn’t put him in the mix for Worst President Evar, I don’t know what does.


UPDATE: Ruh roh:

Here’s a somewhat surprising result from the new Fox News poll. Asked which president is “more responsible for the current state of the economy,” only 18 percent say President Obama. Fifty-eight percent say former President George W. Bush. Nine percent blame both of them. Republicans are the only subgroup of voters who blame Obama, and only by a six-point margin of 35 percent to 29 percent.

Chuckles weeps.

 

Comments: 294

 
 
 

Nice hat.

 
 

Is there anything he hasn’t blamed George W. Bush for?

He’s only blamed Bush for the things Bush did.

 
 

Aside from being wrong about everything, I’d like to thank Chuckles for my next obsessive memeworm. By my calculation, Krauthammer has sucked off 67 of the necessary 69 goats required to join the Mickey Kaus club.

By my calculation, Krauthammer is responsible for the popularity of the Jonas Brothers.

By my calculation, oooh look something shiny!

 
 

By my calculation, Obama has already burned through a good 49

I didn’t know the buttons on Charles’ toy calculator actually did anything. Or is that his toy cellphone?

Maybe his Mommy should come get him before other kids say mean stuff about his favorite hero.

Also, he’s stupid. Too.

 
 

By my calculation, Krauthammer sucks.
By my calculation, Krauthammer is an idiot.
By my calculation, Krauthammer has set a new high water mark for partisan hackery.
By my calculation, Charles Krauthammer can kiss my ass.

I guess it wasn’t all that shiny after all.

 
 

In the Barack Obama version, there are 50 or so such blame-Bush free passes…

I blame Bush for that as well.

 
Boneless Meatloaf
 

Oh come on. The swine flu is totally Bush’s fault too.

 
 

As for the deficit — well now that you mention it, Chuckles, Obama inherited that too. And look: when you couple an inherited deficit with the worst recession since the 1930s, you’re going to get an even bigger deficit. If Obama had come into office and had decided to make deficit reduction his top priority, he’d be getting (rightfully) blamed for plunging the country into a second Great Depression.

That is the whole point of all the budget hawkery from the right at the moment; they actually want one. It’s a double bonus: they get to blame a Democrat for the economic disaster, and in all their wisdom they believe that another Great Depression will build character.

 
The Hammer of Kraut
 

You don’t understand calendar math. The Hammer of Kraut understands it deeply, and you don’t understand it at all. That’s the problem, so let me explain it to you.

Bush became President on 9/12/2001, inheriting a country in shock at the attacks on the still-burning WTC complex and the Pentagon — attacks that occurred on Clinton’s watch — and remained in office throughout 9/12. The economic stuff occurred under Obama, whose $1.3 trillion tax cut in 2001 damn near bankrupted the country and is still hurting us today, and whose presidency never showed a surplus, unlike the Bush presidency of 1992-2000, years which saw — not coincidentally — the longest peacetime economic expansion in American history.

Calendar math. Try to keep up, mkay?

It all follows from

 
 

Oh come on. The swine flu is totally Bush’s fault too.

Friend of mine that works at the CDC says the general consensus there is that there wouldn’t be so much trouble getting the vaccine out to the people except for the Bush Administration’s shitty governing and unwillingness to spend money on anything but rich people or blowing up shit. They simply didn’t care enough to properly fund research, development, manufacturing, etc. Sorta like the levees in New Orleans. Bush didn’t take a pick axe and chopped ’em down, but he didn’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s cock whether or not they did the job.

 
 

Let’s try this chronologically.
2001 – Krauthammer sucks.
2002 – still sucking.
2003 – Those sixteen words. Guess who got the blame for that? Clinton appointed George Tenet.
2004 – a repeat but, Bush tells Kerry that job losses and unemployment are Clinton’s fault.
2005 – another repeat, but what a beaut. Bush blames Clinton for Kim Jong Il’s nukes.
2006 – Bush blames Clinton for warrantless wiretaps.

 
 

“he didn’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s cock”

I’m SO stealing this…

 
 

“before the gig is up.”

Interesting solecism here. The term is “the jig is up.” Did Krauthammer (Ger. “someone who hammers cabbage”) fear he’d be called a racist if he used it?

Of course, its literal meaning would be “before the job is over.” Is that what he claims he meant?

 
 

Selective memory: Just another service provided by Neo-Cons R Us!

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

So Bush was a bad President? Well DUH. Everybody already knows that. The blame game isn’t going to get Obama very far, is what Krauthammer really means, in point of fact. There’s only so much fingerpointing and excusemaking peeps are going to put up with. Look at Reagan. He got into office, rolled up his sleeves, and started rebuilding everything that had been broken on other Presidents’ watches. Obama is smart, sexy, and the best public speaker since Reagan. He ought to be able to make his case to the American people without blaming others and he ought to be able to find a way to first of all slash spending and get the deficit under control before moving on to any extravagances. Plus let’s be honest, everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11 and most of us still have some pretty strong feelings about 9/11 so he’d better tread lightly there.

 
 

re: UPDATE.
You can’t cite that. It’s obviously a biased poll, FOX News is so in the tank for Obama.

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

I had a shaving party with Gina Schock one night after a show and some wine coolers (the 80s – lol ;)). As I tenderly lotioned her “down there” she cooed approvingly about Reagan’s upcoming tax cuts, moaning that she hadn’t done a thousand takes of “Turn to You” just so that the government could take her money and give it to the coloreds. It was magic.

 
 

I’m about sick of this “Obama should” and “Reagan accomplished X” crap out of you CLG. If you’re saying they’re moderately the same because both have the same job and such job entails a whole lot of whoring to the military-industrial-“intelligence” complex, then fine you’re right.

Why should the deficit be “under control”? Really. And what does “under control” even mean? There’s been a deficit since Andrew Jackson so what level of “under control” is a good control?

As for the Iraq “war”, who the hell is this war AGAINST? Saddam is gone. Who else is left? Who are we fighting that can potentially surrender and/or capitulate so the war can be over??

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

Krauthammer is a genius. I had lunch with him once, neocon powrr! We agree about limited government and freedom, but the fucker stiffed me when the check arrived.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

There’s only so much fingerpointing and excusemaking peeps are going to put up with.

Let’s not bicker and argue, about who killed who…

 
Boneless Meatloaf
 

Of all the lamest, most pathetic people to tie yourself to and defend to the last — George W Bush? Sad old Sauer Krauth — really, really sad.

 
 

Wait, wait, wait – less than 1 out of 5 people taking a FOX NEWS poll blame Obama for this mess?

Honestly, that really encourages me. The fringe is getting fringier, and my fellow Americans – even the Fox watchers – might not be such a buncha dopes after all.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

It is encouraging that “Obama caused the current problems he is contending with” was as unsuccessful as the right wing idea that “FDR created the great depression”

Apparently people are still able to look at calendars, apply the arrow of time and not fall for at least this form of puke funnel bullshit.

 
By The Goddamn Batman's Calculation, Charles Krauthammer Has Burned Through All Of His "Free Asshole Passes" For The Next 1,679 Incarnations
 

Chuckles, of course, had no problem with W’s supporters blaming any and every problem in his administration on Clinton, including 9/11. Clinton would be the same guy who was the last president to run a budget surplus, which he achieved in part by actually reducing the size of government with the help of Al Gore.

But never mind that. Wingnuts keep using terms like “Obamessiah” not because they really think that liberals believe that, but because they want to set him up as one long enough to tear him down for not performing literal miracles.

 
 

George W. Bush, on the other hand, inherited a country at peace and going through an economic boom.

Oh bullshit. George Bush inherited an Enron Economy, primed to implode. And then, barely a year into his Presidency, it did. But no one noticed because ZOMG War On TERROR!

But don’t give Clinton a magical free pass on the banking crisis. He was more than happy to keep Greenspan on and continue the fiscally irresponsible laizze faire FED policies. Bush might have quadrupled down on the mess, but the quasi-conservative Third Way of Clinton involved giving a lot of corporate reach arounds to keep all the big business Democrats happy.

The economic meltdowns of ’02 and ’08 were bigger than even the Bush Misadministration.

 
 

Let’s see…. Ronaldus Magnus…..

First was the collusion with the Iranian revolutionaries on the timing to release the hostages AFTER the inauguration. A little more than a month later, Ronaldus got shot by Hinckley. Then he broke the Air-Traffic Controllers’ union, cut income taxes, increased defense spending by 40%, and caused a recession that led to 10% unemployment by December 1982.

That’s his first two years.

Talk about rolling up your sleeves and getting to work – he got shot, gave his buddies a tax break, busted a union and plunged the country into a recession.

 
Shorter Republican Party
 

NOW can we start blaming Obama for stuff?

 
Longer Shorter Republican Party
 

NOW can we start blaming Obama for stuff (that’s actually happened)?

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

I’m about sick of this “Obama should” and “Reagan accomplished X” crap out of you CLG. If you’re saying they’re moderately the same because both have the same job and such job entails a whole lot of whoring to the military-industrial-”intelligence” complex, then fine you’re right.

Obama is on the record stating that he admires much about Reagan. That’s one of the big reasons I was able to justify financially supporting Obama when he ran and why I had a huge victory party for some college friends when he won.

 
 

Hey, Maybe O can use his 50 (of 50) to blame the miserable response to Hurricane Katrina on G motherfucking birthday cake eating, guitar strumming, motherfucking Bush.

heckuva…aww fuckit.

 
 

Please regale us with tales of the myriad of punk icons who were at your “huge” victory party, with whom you shared beers, etx.

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

Hey, Maybe O can use his 50 (of 50) to blame the miserable response to Hurricane Katrina on G motherfucking birthday cake eating, guitar strumming, motherfucking Bush.

heckuva…aww fuckit.

like i said, bush was a bad prez. old news. move on. what has obama done for me lately? that’s what obama needs to ask himself if he wants to run a successful administration.

 
 

Obama is on the record stating that he admires much about Reagan. That’s one of the big reasons I was able to justify financially supporting Obama when he ran and why I had a huge victory party for some college friends when he won.

Ha ha ha ha, what rubbish! You have no power here. Begone, before someone drops a house on you too.

 
 

like i said, bush was a bad prez. old news. move on.

Wait! There’s a limited time-frame on blaming predecessors?

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

It can’t be news 2 u that Obama admires Reagan. It was widely discussed even on far left sites like Democratic Underground. He especially admired Reagan’s ability to “streamline government” iirc.

 
 

It was obvious as early as last September that Obama inherited such a shambles that he would have to prove to be one of the all-time greatest presidents in order not to look like a complete failure.

It was equally obvious at the same time that the Republicans would do everything in their power to obstruct everything he tried to do, all the while blaming him for all the problems dumped into his lap.

It was not obvious to me that some Congressional Democrats would be helping their esteemed colleagues stick it to him. Perhaps it should have been. Apparently “patriotism” means working your damnedest to wreck everything about your country, as long as you do it while wearing a flag pin.

I haven’t been happy with everything Obama does, but who can blame him for pointing out that he didn’t create the mess he’s dealing with? It must be hard for him, when some Republican is maundering on about “deficit reduction” and “mortgaging our children’s future” and so on, not to stand up in front of the cameras and cry, “Oh for fuck’s sake, shut up, you hypocritical sack of shit!” That he has not done so is a testament to his character.

 
Boneless Meatloaf
 

Yeah, thank God no Republican will be buying these

http://www.thoseshirts.com/wbc.html

after all, it violates their integrity to do so!

 
 

The blame game isn’t going to get Obama very far, is what Krauthammer really means

….while CK blames Obama.

Is English your secodn language?

 
 

I guess the Grrrl’s yeast infection is giving off that magical Cheetos-and-failure stench that drives so many Sadlynauts into a rutting frenzy.

 
 

Begone, before someone drops a house on you too.

*waterspit*

WIN!

 
 

Plus let’s be honest, everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11 and most of us still have some pretty strong feelings about 9/11 so he’d better tread lightly there.

Funny how “everybody” never seems to include me. Guess I just don’t exist, huh, fake grrrl?

 
 

Hey, Brandi shows up to whine about troll-beating.

Shocked, I am.

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

I guess the Grrrl’s yeast infection is giving off that magical Cheetos-and-failure stench that drives so many Sadlynauts into a rutting frenzy.

Note to self: Mustn’t snark at the troll’s direction or people will think badly of me.

 
 

Complaining about troll-feeding is just another form of trolling and makes you more annoying than the 500 Faces Of Troofy.

Stick to kung pao turkey recipes and we’ll get along fine.

 
 

It’s close enough to real cheese for public school, kid.

 
 

Come on, guys, why are we always focusing on the bad things Bush did like starting a war based on a lie that killed tens or hundreds of thousands of civilians, fostering increased terrorist sympathy in the Middle East, deliberately suppressing global warming research for partisan reasons, refusing to regulate default mortgage swapping and predatory lending, etc., etc., etc…

…and never on the good things he’s done, like… uh… um… er… I mean I guess he did some good things about African poverty. That was pretty cool.

So my point is the goddamn liberals just refuse to acknowledge what a great president he was.

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

Plus let’s be honest, everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11 and most of us still have some pretty strong feelings about 9/11 so he’d better tread lightly there.

I mostly recall thinking that Saddam Hussein was a no good, horrible, very bad dictator. Yet somehow, re-igniting a full scale military conflict with Iraq was not exactly the most brilliant move one could make for reasons that should be all too clear now.

 
 

everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11

EXCUSE ME???????????????

Afghanistan, perhaps, and that barely.

But I did not, never have, and never will support a war of aggression against a sovereign people that have not harmed us first.

Period. End of discussion you mangy mutt.

 
Grrrrrrrlfriend in a Coma
 

Reagan was the greatest center-left President ever!

 
 

And why do we feed the trolls, anyhow? Because we need to sharpen our wits to deal with arguments like this that we are forced to deal with in real life:

like i said, bush was a bad prez. old news. move on.

“Move on.” Really, I’m sure we’d all love to move on. Thing is, we can’t because the vents of 2001-2009 were so catastrophic that it will take decades to undo the damage that that pitiful little shit caused and enabled his handlers like Cheney and Rove to cause. Should New Orleans “move on”? Should the families of thousands of troops killed in a war that was declared for no fucking good reason “move on”? Should the people who’ve lost their homes, jobs and pensions “move on”?

I notice that Cheney, Rove, et al keep showing up on my fucking TV. Whyy haven’t THEY “moved on”?

 
 

The EVENTS of 2001-2009. It’s hard to spell and spew at the same time.

 
 

Chuckles today: SURGE in Afghanistan!!! We need more troops in Afghanistan!!!
Chuckles two years ago: Forget Afghanistan, we need more troops in Iraq!!!
Chuckles one year ago:

The temptation is to order a surge into Afghanistan. I think that’s a mistake.

Apparently, we should invade Pakistan instead.
Chuckles earlier this fucking month: A surge in Afghanistan is all “a contrived and disingenuous policy in which Democrats never seriously believed”.

Which is it Chuckles? Have you finally given up the hope of sending Marines back to Fallujah or an invasion of Tehran and Islamabad? That blowing up Afghanis is your last hope of seeing brown folk die?

Asshole.

 
 

“he didn’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s cock”

I’m SO stealing this

Go for it. It ain’t mine.

Hey, Brandi shows up to whine about troll-beating.

Shocked, I am.

Ya know what I think? I think Brandi’s the one behind all the trolls.

And I’ll stop blaming Bush for the shitty economy, wrecked infrastructure, useless wars, rampant greed and all the rest of the shit that went on under his administration once we get ’em fucking fixed. Giving him a pass just means the GOP will do it again next time they get in power, and those who say “Move on, Bush isn’t president anymore” will be just as guilty ’cause of their cowardliness.

what has obama done for me lately? that’s what obama needs to ask himself if he wants to run a successful administration.

Guy’s working on it and he probably doesn’t know who you are. What do you want, a pony? Fuck, the fact that he said he wouldn’t prosecute medical marijuana suppliers and rescinded the global gag rule is a huge jump in my eyes.

 
 

Plus let’s be honest, everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11 and most of us still have some pretty strong feelings about 9/11 so he’d better tread lightly there.

Funny how “everybody” never seems to include me. Guess I just don’t exist, huh, fake grrrl?

Heck, I didn’t even make it into the “everybody” who supported the Afghan war.

 
 

I’m a glass-half-full kind of guy.

Bush is the 44th best President we’ve ever had.

 
 

Giving him a pass just means the GOP will do it again next time they get in power

Exactly. Notice how almost every Iran-Contra criminal suddenly leaped back into prominence during the Bush administration. If you “move on”, they just come right back the next time the Republicans take power again.

 
 

Plus let’s be honest, everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11 and most of us still have some pretty strong feelings about 9/11 so he’d better tread lightly there.

Some of us have pretty strong feelings about 9-11 being used to justify what crap the repubs are pushing at any given moment. Some of us, you fucking moron, have pretty strong feelings about responding to a terrorist crime by starting wars to randomly kill whatever brown-skinned people make repubs shit themselves.

 
 

Anyone think that Chuckles has been even more sniveling than usual lately? His interview over at Salon was epically pricky.

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

Plus let’s be honest, everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11 and most of us still have some pretty strong feelings about 9/11 so he’d better tread lightly there.

I thought the wingnut line of late was this: It’s a malicious invention of the left to state that 9/11 and Iraq were ever conflated by Bush Admin. spokespersons and members of the conservative commentariat.

 
 

Anyone think that Chuckles has been even more sniveling than usual lately?

They all are. There’s a new mood in the nation, and it’s a whiny one.

 
 

Center Left Grrrrlll was, what 9 years old when 9/11 happened?

 
 

I think it’s finally dawned on them that they can’t just wish the Obama administration away.

 
 

Krauthammer really fills me with such wildly mixed emotions. On one hand, you know the world would really benefit if someone dropped a tractor on him. On the other hand, you’d really kind of like to use two tractors…

 
 

Anyone think that Chuckles has been even more sniveling than usual lately?

I think the growing prospect of decent healthcare reform is giving Chuckie and co extra butthurt.

 
 

Please disembowel CLG – I can’t figure out if it is Amy Alkon or Twoofie, but I can’t take its derailing the threads with its combination of self-congratulation and linkless assertions of idiot-ology.

 
 

And why do we feed the trolls, anyhow? Because we need to sharpen our wits to deal with arguments like this that we are forced to deal with in real life:

Yes, but they so disrupt all the discussions about Marcel Proust, neo-Hegelism and 19th century Spanish realist painters.

 
 

I meant “disemvowel”, not disembowel — that would be messy!

 
 

Yeah, I’d agree that the novelty has worn off of “Grrrl” pretty quickly.

 
 

I meant “disemvowel”, not disembowel — that would be messy!

Oh, I guess I won’t need this rusty pair of hedge clippers then.

 
 

I meant “disemvowel”, not disembowel — that would be messy!

This is a case where the only advice is: Never look back, never apologize.

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

It’s possible that Center Left Grrl has left the building. Troofus should be showing his ass here any moment now.

 
 

And why do we feed the trolls, anyhow? Because we need to sharpen our wits to deal with arguments like this that we are forced to deal with in real life:

Yes, but they so disrupt all the discussions about Marcel Proust, neo-Hegelism and 19th century Spanish realist painters.

We can always pull those out when we grow weary of toying with them.

 
 

Yes, but they so disrupt all the discussions about Marcel Proust, neo-Hegelism and 19th century Spanish realist painters.

Y’know, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant…

 
 

We can always pull those out when we grow weary of toying with them.

Now, if that’s not a veiled penis reference, I don’t know what is. You keep your “toys” to yourself, son.

 
 

By the way, Lance Mannion has a discussion up on Kierkegaard, if you’re interested.

 
 

Lovely little story on HuffPo, domestic details of the Cheney household:

No Picassos for the grandchildren

The Cheneys own a couple of Picasso sketches, but Lynn doesn’t hang them in their home because she has to protect the grandchildren eyes tender eyes from seeing them – you see, they’re NUDES!

Here’s a quickie google image page searching “Picasso nude” – see anything there that you would be afraid to show a child?

WTF is wrong with these people? And she was fucking Chair of the NEH!!!

 
 

Trolls are like Slinkies: not particularly useful, but fun to watch when you push them down a flight of stairs…

 
 

Krauthammer really fills me with such wildly mixed emotions. On one hand, you know the world would really benefit if someone dropped a tractor on him. On the other hand, you’d really kind of like to use two tractors…

Sounds like a waste of two perfectly good tractors. Can’t you just throw him off a cliff or something?

Yes, but they so disrupt all the discussions about Marcel Proust, neo-Hegelism and 19th century Spanish realist painters.

You forgot PENIS.

 
 

Y’know, Immanuel Kant was a real pissant…

I have a friend who recently studied some Kant for some class, and she asked me why I pronounced the late gentleman’s name as if it rhymes with “ant”. I explained and she said she’d never heard the song, so I played the Live From The Hollywood Bowl for her. After the giggles subsided, she looked at me and said, “This is why you like philosophy, isn’t it. You’d never heard of any of these people until you heard this song.” What can I say? Guilty as charged. Wasn’t much philosophy on “Hee Haw”.

 
 

“Picasso nude” – see anything there that you would be afraid to show a child?

“Daddy, why is that lady’s booby coming out of her ear?”

Yea. I can see that being a problem…

 
 

You forgot PENIS.

Well since actor’s got us into the Monty Python singalong mode:

PENIS.

 
 

WTF is wrong with these people? And she was fucking Chair of the NEH!!!

Remember, these are the same people who brought us John Ashcroft and his fear of Lady Justice’s bare marble hooters

 
 

Well since actor’s got us into the Monty Python singalong mode:

I prefer their rendition of “Sit On My Face”

 
 

Sounds like a waste of two perfectly good tractors. Can’t you just throw him off a cliff or something?

Maybe we could combine the two? Throw him off the cliff, then drop two tractors on him?

 
 

I hate to break it to y’all but Chuckles is right. It’s unfair to blame Bush for all of these things.

The economic crisis, etc, were a long time in coming. What really caused things to, um, go South, was the dismantling of the New Deal.

Personally, I blame Reagan.

 
 

Maybe we could combine the two? Throw him off the cliff, then drop two tractors on him?

How about we throw him off the cliff and use the two tractors to pull the mountainside on top of him?

THEN we can throw the two tractors at him…

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

The Cheneys own a couple of Picasso sketches, but Lynn doesn’t hang them in their home because she has to protect the grandchildren eyes tender eyes from seeing them – you see, they’re NUDES!

What the hell are fascist-enabling scum like the Cheneys doing with anything related to Picasso? The only reason why Dick would have anything by Pablo for even a nanosecond would be to sell it to someone else for a quick buck.

 
 

Nymstatus

For some reason, I read this as “Nymstradamus”…

 
 

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole,
Not like Cheney!

 
The Tragically Flip
 

I wish to reserve 10% of the blame for Nixon, while we’re at it. No Nixon, no Reagan.

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

“Nymstradamus”

actor212:

If you have no objections, may I steal that as my new nom-de-snark?

 
 

What the hell are fascist-enabling scum like the Cheneys doing with anything related to Picasso? The only reason why Dick would have anything by Pablo for even a nanosecond would be to sell it to someone else for a quick buck.

Lots of conservatives, especially the old-school ones, fancy themselves connoisseurs of art and culture. They usually make it really hilarious by combining it with something like Lynn Cheney’s “OMG can’t let the kids know boobies exist!” reaction, though.

 
 

I meant “disemvowel”, not disembowel — that would be messy!

This is a case where the only advice is: Never look back, never apologize.

Mistakes were made. Time to move on.

Call the zombie clean up crew.

 
 

Oh by all means, Nymstradamus…

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Knowing the Cheneys, they would buy up priceless works of art just to deny anyone else the pleasure of looking at them. Anything to subtract from the general level of joy in the world.

 
 

J Neo…

WELL PLAYED, sir!!!! *polite golf clap*

Martini?

 
 

Don’t mind if I do. (Click glasses.)

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? Greetings from Jacked Up Jacksonville, where along with The Tebow, I’m about to unleash a SPREAD of WIN all over stupid Georgia! Just like Super Sarah, the Power Palin, will unleash a SPREAD of DOMINATION all over Obummer’s silly socialist healthcare schemes and dreams when terrific 2012 rolls around! And 2010’s even before that, loony libs, and ya better believe that the Great GOP will cruise to huge wins all over the map! Badoodle-boo-yeah!

Oh snap! Da Cool Coach told you good! Urban out.

 
Not-So-Newbie of Indeterminate Nymstatus
 

If Dick Cheney ever got his hands on “Guernica”, it would give him a warm chuckle or two when he gazes at it.

 
 

How about we throw him off the cliff and use the two tractors to pull the mountainside on top of him?

Ok, the tractors, sure, but having to include a mountain in the Wingnut Processor is REALLY gonna impair it’s widespread appeal. i mean, what do you do with Flatland Wingnuts?

 
 

C.U.M. wasn’t nearly as funny today as he usually is.

 
 

If Dick Cheney ever got his hands on “Guernica”, it would give him a warm chuckle or two when he gazes at it.

That reminds me…

 
 

Ok, the tractors, sure, but having to include a mountain in the Wingnut Processor is REALLY gonna impair it’s widespread appeal. i mean, what do you do with Flatland Wingnuts?

To quote Barnacle Bill The Sailor, “We’ll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.”

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Speaking of the Cheneys, In other news, water is wet.

 
 

I wish to reserve 10% of the blame for Nixon, while we’re at it. No Nixon, no Reagan.

See, I wouldn’t blame Nixon so much. Nixon just did what Nixon was gonna do. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, stoners gotta watch Monty Python, and Dick Nixon had to be a vicious motherfucker. He played the game dirty and hard, and nobody pretended otherwise. He did manage to do some helpful stuff, but at his core he was a twisted, brutal, nut-cracking rotten bastard of a political monster.

Jerry Ford, on the other hand, let the crooked son of a bitch get off scot-free when Nixon should’ve spent the rest of his life receiving daily cock-punchings by small, toe-headed children before he returned to his job of cleaning toilets in prison with a toothbrush. And you know Ford was just a good company man and did what he was told regardless of the law or any concepts of justice or good government so long as it benefited the party and its corporate owners.

That right there is not only the root of the modern GOP, but it’s also why the modern Democratic Party is next door to friggin’ useless. Nixon was just business as usual, local hard-knuckle politics on a national scale. But true harm comes when men see evil happening and do nothing to stop it.

 
 

Or just attach a tractor to each leg, and drive off in opposite directions.

Then chuck whatever is left on the compost heap, add a tonne or so of horseshit, let it simmer for a year or so, then spread it on the white house vegetable garden.

 
 

Greetings from Jacked Up Jacksonville, where along with The Tebow, I’m about to unleash a SPREAD of WIN all over stupid Georgia!

See, this tells me that whoever this troll is, s/he isn’t an actual Gator fan. ‘Cause no one who puts that much effort into stupid-ass nicknames for losers like the Quitta From Wassila is going to mentioned UF’s most hated rival with nothing but “stupid Georgia”. Seriously, I live in Athens and don’t go around telling people here I graduated from UF ’cause these rednecks will kill me.

 
 

Ford doesn’t get as much blame as he should. He’s the one who started the whole cycle of Republicans commit crimes, they leave, the country “moves on”, and the same perpetrators come back for more in a decade or two. The Nixon pardon set the precedent for all of it.

“Toe-headed children”, meanwhile, made me think of this classic work of art.

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

You are all so frivolous. I’d stay here and better you but I have to go civil engineer. ktxbi

 
 

I wish to reserve 10% of the blame for Nixon, while we’re at it. No Nixon, no Reagan. – The Tragically Flip

Indeed. Hence my pun involving South (the Southern Strategy).

And J Neo Marvin has a point about Ford. In general, Nixon and Ford governed no further to the right than Clinton did, but they certainly put the political machinations and people in place for later Wingnuttery in government.

 
 

“But don’t give Clinton a magical free pass on the banking crisis. He was more than happy to keep Greenspan on and continue the fiscally irresponsible laizze faire FED policies.”

WRONG. Clinton tried to remove Greenspan and when that failed he tried to get him to change his lending policies which favored Wall Street over the rest of us. That Wall Street told the president of the US to go pound sand tells you a lot about what Obama is up against.

 
 

That reminds me…

The continuing sensitivity to Guernica exemplified by the U.N. cover-up may remind us that modern art is poor in images glorifying just military action, though rich in images of the horrors and injustices of war.

I can’t tell if the author thinks this is a good thing or a bad thing. I mean, it’s Slate, so…

 
 

What’s a Spread of Domination? Is it something strongly flavored, like tapenade or pesto?

 
 

What’s a Spread of Domination? Is it something strongly flavored, like tapenade or pesto? – g

Veiled reverse cowgirl reference.

 
 

What’s a Spread of Domination?

This

VNSFW!

 
 

Also, a side note inre Flip’s Liz Cheney linky: Remember the good old days when instead of “waffling” and “dithering” the proper term was “staying the course”?

 
 

Obviously I’m not endorsing Slate’s take on the incident. Maybe I should have dug up a better link, but I’m multitasking at work right now, so…

 
Smiling Mortician
 

Wasn’t much philosophy on “Hee Haw”.

Oh, I dunno.

 
 

I don’t know what you are talking about. There was no President between Bill Clinton and Barack Hussein Arafat Obama X.

There were a few months after Bill Clinton let Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein attack us that we brought in a national security Commander Decider, and he keptusafe and stopped Saddam Hussein from attacking us.

Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank gave away all our banks to ACORN and killed the economy.

But other than that, this is all Jimmy Carter’s, Bill Clinton’s, and Barack al-Majlis Muhammad Hussein Bill Ayers ACORN Obama X’s fault.

I don’t know what you are all talking about with this “President George W. Bush” stuff.

 
 

Wasn’t much philosophy on “Hee Haw”.

Maybe not, but the Culhanes were positively Beckett-esque.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

The dominant spread in our household is mayo.

 
 

What’s a Spread of Domination?

I thought it read “Spread of Dominionism.”

 
 

This

VNSFW!

Needs more whips and chains … and more cowbell

 
 

Obviously I’m not endorsing Slate’s take on the incident.

Oh, I wasn’t holding you accountable to it.

 
 

Trolls are like Slinkies: not particularly useful, but fun to watch when you push them down a flight of stairs…

Done last week?
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26100.html

 
 

Ah yes, last week. Which reminds me:

Am I a bad person for thinking that cyborg flies sound kinda cool?

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

barney frank is a little too liberal for my tastes and he keeps throwing his sexuality in everyone’s faces unnecessarily, in point of fact, but i do think pelosi and reid have mostly done a good job even tho reid has dropped the ball on letting the radical element control the healthcare debate far too much

 
Barney Frank's sexuality
 

C’mere, you

 
Smiling Mortician
 

Can I just say that I know it was only a matter of time before we got aTwitspeak troll with its wide-eyed dim-bulb sincerity and its “2 u” and its “ktxbi” (sic) — and what is that, OK Texas Bisexuals? — but that makes it no less irritating. My teeth hurt from reading it.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Disemvowel pls

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

…reid has dropped the ball on letting the radical element control the healthcare debate far too much

brane hurtz

 
 

he keeps throwing his sexuality in everyone’s faces unnecessarily,

I’ve never seen him “throw” any such thing, but hey, if he gives you a funny feeling “down there”, don’t fight it!

 
 

Trike Force exclusive, Operation Dookie.

You can’t, er, make this shit up.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Oh CLG your overton moving ju-jitsu is too much for me! The majority supported public option is just too radical and leftist! Damn that 60% fringe of Americans for hijacking the debate.

 
Center Left GirLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 

While Regan was a little too liberal for my tastes, he did once make a joke about commencing the bombing of the Soviet Union at a news conference. “Too bad it was just a joke,” Jello Biafra said to me that night at the punk music club I frequented. “I know,” I replied, and continued punching the lesbian couple in the booth next to ours.

 
Barney Frank's sexuality
 

Gettin’ thrown in everyone’s face ain’t easy, but it’s necessary

 
 

he keeps throwing his sexuality in everyone’s faces

And shoving it down your throats, too. Don’t forget that part.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

Trike Force exclusive, Operation Dookie.

That takes “poo-flinging” to a whole new level.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Trike Force exclusive, Operation Dookie

This, of course has nothing to do with the motivations of Erick von Erick:

*Note: if you use our link, I can track the orders sent and Amazon kicks back some cash to RedState too! A win-win

Not that I mind wingnuts wasting money on fake dog poop. It’s better than them giving it to the RNC. In fact, it is about the least harmful use for their money.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Ha. “Made in Twiwan”

 
 

Interestingly enough, or not, if CLG is actually a civil engineer, it would make her one of about 1% of women in the field, much to their shame. I know, because my sister is a real civil engineer. The discrimination she faces on the job happens daily.

My sister doesn’t let it turn her into a bullshit concern troll though.

Center-Left Girrrrrrrrlllllll: C-

 
 

And by “to their shame” I meant civil engineers in general, not the women in the field, though you couldn’t tell that by my turn of phrase.

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

i already said i work in accounting. the civil engineer thing was one of my many imitators. try 2 keep up.

 
 

You are all so frivolous. I’d stay here and better you but I have to go civil engineer. ktxbi

Yeah, me and Santiago Calatrava were hanging out at CBGB one day, listening to a cover of Siouxie and the Banshees and drinking PBR, and the subject of you came up, and Calatrava was all “ooh she’s a spicy-a meat-aball but dumb as the bag of how you say hammers” and we laughed and laughed and laughed.

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

Yeah, me and Santiago Calatrava were hanging out at CBGB one day, listening to a cover of Siouxie and the Banshees and drinking PBR, and the subject of you came up, and Calatrava was all “ooh she’s a spicy-a meat-aball but dumb as the bag of how you say hammers” and we laughed and laughed and laughed.

jesus how old are you? dad? is that you? rofl

 
 

Wait, Erick son of Erick is urging his readers to spend their money on Taiwanese fake dog-poop?

hilarious.

 
The Center is somewhere to the Left of this Grrrrrl
 

You seem so proud of how genuinely stupid you sound.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

CBGB’s closed, what, last year?

 
 

…a civil engineer
That’s an oxymoron. As opposed to CLG, who is just a moron.

 
 

Wait, Erick son of Erick is urging his readers to spend their money on Taiwanese fake dog-poop?

Well, can YOU think of a better way to return the Republican Party to relevance?

Other than concern-trolling liberal comedy blogs as a female CIA spy hot stripping accountant tattooed internet businessowner, that is….

 
The Tragically Flip
 

1. Ship Democratic congressman fake dog poop
2. ???
3. TAKE BACK CONGRESS!

 
 

…a civil engineer
That’s an oxymoron. As opposed to CLG, who is just a moron.

Hey man, I’m a plenty civil engineer, so fuck you!!

 
 

Well, Commandante Codpiece’s whoring-rate is already all the way down to $4.95 per person, & he’s barely been out of office a full year … so just give it another few years & (unless the Subpoena Fairy somehow miraculously smiles on America in the interim & gives that sociopathic shit-for-brains Fail-Ninja what he truly deserves) I’m pretty sure everyone will in fact LEAVE BUSH ALONE.

Oh, & Center Left Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl needs to stop confusing mothballs for Ben-Wa Balls. It may be the cool new trend in Teh Village this week, but that camphor residue in your baby-hatch doesn’t exactly make for brilliant commentary, girlfriend.

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

things 2 do. got 2 get my costume ready for big parties 2nite and 2morrow. try not 2 miss me 2 much rofl. CLG OUT!

 
 

Thanks for the update, Center Annie Angel!

 
 

things 2 do. got 2 get my costume ready for big parties 2nite and 2morrow. try not 2 miss me 2 much rofl. CLG OUT!

U can’t b an accountant. Ur trien two hard.

 
 

everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11

Which is why Bushies kept reminding us presidentin’ is not a popularity contest and that he didn’t lead by polls after hundreds of thousands of folks protested invading a country utterly unrelated to September 11th.

 
 

Was that an imitator? No wonder it was marginally interesting, as opposed to the real CLG.

 
 

Who r u going as, Prince?

 
 

Wait, Erick son of Erick is urging his readers to spend their money on Taiwanese fake dog-poop?

Let me guess, it’s available for easy ordering on his website?

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Let me guess, it’s available for easy ordering on his website?

He’s gets an amazon referral kickback if you buy using his link.

 
 

She’s dressing as a Democrat. Cuz’ it’s HALLOWEEN!

 
 

And fuck the troll. I like this nym, and I’m keeping it.

 
 

I miss the mature, confident authority this country had when the Party Of Grown-Ups was running the show.

 
 

*scrolls up to The Tragically Flip said,

October 30, 2009 at 19:13 (kill)*

Ah, yes, of course.

 
 

#

Riot Centrist said,

October 30, 2009 at 19:39 (kill)

And fuck the troll. I like this nym, and I’m keeping it.

Needs more rrrrr.

 
 

Calendar math. Try to keep up, mkay?

I think that’s Rove Math.

 
 

The Tragically Flip said,

October 30, 2009 at 19:38 (kill)

DAMN you’re fast!

 
 

Here’s another somewhat surprising result: I dropped an anvil on my foot, and it really hurt!

In even more surprising news, I offered a group of 100 people — from across an entire broad spectrum of age, sex, race and economic status, mind you — a choice of a lovely petit four or a stale saltine cracker piled high with runny, diseased dog poo, and fully 100% of them chose the pastry!

I tell you, I was gobsmacked! And then, in arguably the most astonishing result of all, when I ate the poo nobody else wanted, it gave me a tummyache!

Fortunately, this is all excellent news for John McCain.

 
 

the Subpoena Fairy

Thanks! I needed an idea for a costume this weekend.

 
 

And fuck the troll. I like this nym, and I’m keeping it.
The nym that occured to me on the thread is Radical Majority. Hmmm maybe.

 
 

Now I wonder how many people are going trick-or-treating as Orly Taitz.

 
 

Now I wonder how many people are going trick-or-treating as Orly Taitz.

The trick will be trying to tell the difference between the Taitzes and the Lady Gaga’s.

 
 

Orly Taitz would really, really like to go as the Subpoena Fairy.

 
 

I was planning on fastening a rubber chicken to the front of my pants and going as Ernie Anastos, but now I’m thinking rubber chicken on the front of my pants and a platinum-blond wig and I could be Orly Taitz.

 
 

Even better, being a dentist /lawyer she could go as the tooth/subpoena fairy.

 
 

Also, I could make a subpoena fairy joke about Barney Frank getting tough on crime, but I wouldn’t want to throw his sexuality in anyone’s face.

 
Sir Ellis P. Worthington III, Esq.
 

Center Left Grrrlllll is welcome to join me tonite… I’ll be taking a weapons-grade LSD-25 dose and going to see “Michael Jackson: This Is It” in IMAX down @ Navy Pier.

 
 

…what has obama done for me lately?

Sure I’m disappointed that magical unity ponies haven’t rained down across the globe and locked up all conservatives in FEMA concentration camps, but the mind boggles at the staggering amount of bullshit waiting to get fixed.

 
Lady Doctor Missus Mommy Marita
 

Now I wonder how many people are going trick-or-treating as Orly Taitz.

Well, we were stumped about how to dress Dash (a costume is vital, living as we now do in the center of ridiculous Halloween celebrations), but I think this may be a winner.

And, for any of you who missed it in the thread below, the Daily Dash

 
 

Well, we were stumped about how to dress Dash

Duh, HITLER.

 
 

That’s adorable!

 
 

Now I wonder how many people are going trick-or-treating as Orly Taitz.

I dunno, but for Halloween, I’m going to the local strip joint and seeing many Oily Titz.

 
 

The trick will be trying to tell the difference between the Taitzes and the Lady Gaga’s.

The Gaga’s will have their real teeth.

 
 

Let’s face it morons, Bush jokes have ceased to be funny after the first billion times they were used. If you libtards can’t think of anything new or innovative to say then just shut up! The rest of America is sick and tired of hearing the same repetitive nonsense.

George Bush has been out of office for almost a year. He hasn’t even been in the public spotlight since leaving office. Oh I get it, it’s just your way of deflecting blame from Obama’s failed socialist policies by blaming the poor state of the nation on his predecessor. Face it libs, the American people are not going to vote based on Bush’s performance, but on Obama’s.

Your guy is finished. Face the facts and stop whining.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

George Bush has been out of office for almost a year.

2 years if you count his performance in 2008.

 
Boneless Meatloaf
 

Jeez. It took you guys eight years to figure out your guy was finished, and you’re still whining and refuse to face facts. See subject of thread.

 
 

the rest of America

No hazards presented in speaking for all those people as if they were a single entity. No, sirree!

 
 

Bush jokes have ceased to be funny after the first

…month of his administration, when it became clear what a careening disaster he was.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

No hazards presented in speaking for all those people as if they were a single entity. No, sirree!

Paul Mantarakis speaks for the 20% of Real Americans who still support George W Bush no matter what. That there’s a majority by any reckoning.

 
 

Honestly, “Internets” will never cease being funny, also.

 
 

Face the facts libs. More than half of America doesn’t like you! And why should they? The left represents the living inspiration for what all normal Americans never want to be.

The modern left is a cadre of naive “progressive” activists, professional victims, sodomites, irreligious nutjobs, cowardly politicians, blood-sucking political hacks, rapists, murderers, pedophiles, gay pedophiles, race hustlers, destructive multiculturalists and assorted all-purpose losers.

No wonder America hates you. It took Bush several years of msm mouth frothing to turn America against Bush. Your guy Obama did it all on his own. Americans are not Swedes. We are the land of the free and the home of the brave. We are rugged individualists. Take your socialist, politically correct, multicultural crap and choke on it!

 
 

More than half of America doesn’t like you!

You’re right, and I’m sure President McCain will do something about it…

 
 

Americans are not Swedes. We are the land of the free and the home of the brave. We are rugged individualists.

Mostly bred by Swedes, we should point out.

 
 

Dash appears to have already become jaded by the Paparazzi. Such a shame in one so young.

And for a costume: I thought someone had already done this: an acorn, of course.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob) said,
October 30, 2009 at 21:47

First sentence suffers from tag fail.

 
Boneless Meatloaf
 

“Normal Americans” — you can tell them at a glance because they’re the ones that are always full-on projectin’.

 
 

Plus let’s be honest, everybody suported the Iraq war when it first started after 9/11
hahahahahahahahaha

 
 

The left represents the living inspiration for what all normal Americans never want to be.

Happy?

Rich?

Intelligent?

Sexy?

Wow, we live in a crappy country when people don’t aspire to be these things…

 
 

he didn’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s cock
It’s a “dead dingo’s dick” if you want to pass as an Australian. For some reason. Perhaps for Hallowe’en.

barney frank […] keeps throwing his sexuality in everyone’s faces unnecessarily

OMFSM disrespectful use of god’s sacred fluids!!

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Bush jokes have ceased to be funny after the first billion times they were used.

No, really, they haven’t. Since the humour is a defence mechanism to dull the suffering his terrible policies inflicted, the humour will not vanish until the pain does.

Since I don’t see anyone laughing at Hoover (and I’m sure we could drum up a few “he sucks!” jokes there), I’m guessing about 70 years is when Bush jokes will lose their humour.

It might be longer. Hoover didn’t get America into two middle eastern quagmires and didn’t have a state sponsored torture program. I won’t let people like you forget just how awful the Bush administration was. Hoover actually did try some limited stuff to help out suffering people. “He failed America at Katrina” should be on Bush’s tombstone.

There is no magic point of delineation where all problems become Obama’s fault. Africa is still suffering the lingering effects of 1800s colonialism (like arbitrary national boundaries). There’s no clean slate where suddenly everything is the sole fault of the contemporary politicians.

The worst you can generally say is that Obama is doing a bad job of cleaning up someone else’s mess. Unless you want to point out specific things Obama has done that made something worse, stuff like the stock market, GDP and unemployment are rightly pinned on the policies of his predecessors (Clinton too, for signing the Glass Steagal repeal among others).

Now if the permanent TARP on steroids goes through, and the too-big institutions are not broken up or made to heel, then Obama will rightly bear the blame for the next collapse in 3-5 years.

 
 

More than half of America doesn’t like you!

They don’t like me? They don’t even KNOW me! What a bunch of assholes!

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

It took Bush several years of msm mouth frothing to turn America against Bush.

Had the MSM been doing it’s job properly, it should have taken several weeks to accomplish this.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

it’s=its

sigh

 
 

Actually, correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Bush the first president ever re-elected with a sub-50% approval rating?

 
 

Boring troll is boring. We need some who only read things linked to by David Horowitz.

 
 

Um, let’s see if I can put some names to those slurs….

professional victims, Oily Taint
sodomites, Sen. Craig
irreligious nutjobs, Ollie North
cowardly politicians, Der Boehner
blood-sucking political hacks, Karl Rove
rapists, Michael Flory
murderers, Laura Bush
pedophiles, Mark Foley
gay pedophiles, ibid
race hustlers, David Duke, Lou Dobbs
destructive multiculturalists, ?
and assorted all-purpose losers, Wet Launch and the Polar Princess.

Shit, you ran out of labels before I got to revered professional scumbag Lee Atwater; and adulterers Sanford, Ensign, and Vitters.

Oh yeah, Two Wetsuits and a Dildo.

 
 

3 years if you count all the vacations.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Boring troll is boring.

It can’t be easy to troll with a face full of Barney Frank’s sexuality.

 
 

Bush jokes are over, but “libtard” is fucking HI-LARIOUS!

 
 

It can’t be easy to troll with a face full of Barney Frank’s sexuality.
Doesn’t that sting? Or so I heard.

 
 

“He didn’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s cock.”

That was Dan Reihl I think..

 
 

He didn’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s cock.”

That was Dan Reihl I think.

 
 

Trike Force exclusive, Operation Dookie.

Love it. They are actually flinging shit now.

Please: Don’t Feed the Animals!

 
 

Had the MSM been doing it’s job properly, it should have taken several weeks to accomplish this.

If the MSM had done its job properly, the little bastard wouldn’t have gotten any electoral votes except from Texas and Utah.

 
 

Doesn’t that sting? Or so I heard.

It’s actually GREAT for clearing up blemishes.

 
 

Anon, for Foley pedophile is not the preferred nomenclature. He’s a pederast.

 
a concerned citizen
 

Your guy is finished. Face the facts and stop whining.

If we do neither, will you leave? That would be what motivational business speakers like your boyfriend would call a “win-win”.

 
 

Troofie, CLG.
To mock or not to mock. Too.
It’s just a Fool’s game.

 
 

Why doesn’t wordpress like haiku? Is WP racist?

FYVMWP

 
 

Troofie, CLG.
To mock or not to mock. Too.
It’s just a Fool’s game.

Eh. Maybe WP was right to kill that.

 
 

Haiku flies
Over walls. Eaten by WordPress
Like balls.

 
Troofy Sockpuppet Theatre Presents: Another Sockpuppet!
 

Blah blah blah, Obama is finished.

 
 

Honestly, “Internets” will never cease being funny, also.

I prefer “intertoobz”.

 
Center Left Grrrl
 

At work today one of the old fossils was rambling on about how he used to do his diff. eq. homework on something called an Amigo or Amina or something that had like 2 bits of ram lol. I was like, whatever and this is the kind of thing Obama is failing on.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

If the MSM had done its job properly, the little bastard wouldn’t have gotten any electoral votes except from Texas and Utah.

Touche, but you’ll have to include Nebraska as well.

 
Jacob Singer Is Right, Have You Humorless Libs Hear This One Yet
 

TelePrompter

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 
 

And technically, Foley is an ephibophile.

 
 

I was like, whatever and this is the kind of thing Obama is failing on.

I see. Obama is failing on computers that were manufactured 15 years ago…interesting.

NOT!

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Jacob, did you hear the one about Chappaquiddick?

BLAR HAR

Bush jokes are over!

 
 

Troofus is getting a lot of play with his drag persona.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

“TelePrompter”

Yeah, cos no one in the history of politics and media ever used a TelePrompter.

Obama really is Teh Fail.

 
 

Now that Teddy Kennedy is dead we have determined that Nancy Pelosi is responsible for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne.

 
 

When Robert Byrd dies, Schumer will be promoted to Former Klan Member. Also

 
 

Now that Teddy Kennedy is dead we have determined that Nancy Pelosi is responsible for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne

And Vince Foster.

 
Wait Wait Here's Another Side Splitter
 

The One

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA I’m dying here

 
 

The modern left is a cadre of naive “progressive” activists, professional victims, sodomites, irreligious nutjobs, cowardly politicians, blood-sucking political hacks, rapists, murderers, pedophiles, gay pedophiles, race hustlers, destructive multiculturalists and assorted all-purpose losers.

Hey! What about Maoists on jimson weed, latex penguin-bondage deviants, Islamist-Leninist strap-on fanatics, toad suckers, anarchist high-school coaches, Bulgarian toe-jam scrapers, nosepicking space aliens with boners, born-again cross-dressing accountants, and Luddites with great big butts? Don’t forget those guys!

 
Friend of a Luddite with a great big butt
 

My friend takes offense, Snorghagen.

 
 

It took Bush several years of msm mouth frothing to turn America against Bush.

It’s true that with our current media, he ended up having to do most of the work on that. But damn it, he got it done!

 
An Oldie But A Goodie
 

Tire Pressure Gauges

HHAHAHAHAHAHA…uhh…ha ha ahem…

ok I think I’ve made my point.

 
 

My friend takes offense, Snorghagen.

Many of my closest, dearest friends are Luddites with truly colossal asses.

 
 

Down by the river,
Down by the banks of the river Charles,
That’s where you’ll find me,
Along with Maoists on jimson weed, latex penguin-bondage deviants, Islamist-Leninist strap-on fanatics, toad suckers, anarchist high-school coaches, Bulgarian toe-jam scrapers, nosepicking space aliens with boners, born-again cross-dressing accountants, and Luddites with great big butts,
Aw, but they’re cool people!

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Big ole BUTTS

 
 

We’re not finished yet, here’s a real knee slapper:

Obama’s a celebrity.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

…Oh wait.

 
 

On a more serious note, regarding “normal” Americans:

My mom is my own personal gauge for what normal Americans are thinking. She’s always been a bit conservative politically, but ultimately a decent human being. During the last election, she described Obama thus: “It will be good to have a man with intelligence and morals in the White House.” As for the Power Palin, her line was, “What an insult to women and to America that woman is!”

The chance that she’s going to feel any differently in 2012 are pretty slim, I’m guessing.

 
The Truthful Problem With Presidential Jokes
 

You know what really grinds the gears of neo-cons like Krauthammer and useful idiot Troofus? George W. Bush was supposed to be the revenge for Nixon. Of course, you can argue so was Reagan, but neo-cons are outright sociopaths, and there can never, ever be enough hurt inflicted on others for the tiniest insult they feel they’ve suffered…. however, to their horror, electing another Nixon has just resulted in people thinking of him as just another Nixon, and as a consequence George W. Bush will be joked about as the monster he was forever, just like Nixon. Their plan to hurt you didn’t work! And they’d all like you to please, please just forget about what a terrible, Nixon-esque president he was! Instead, won’t you please, please think of Obama as like another Carter…? Please?!

And no one does. Which no doubt makes them even more determined to inflict a president on America which will really, really offend liberals. Like Sarah Palin, say….

 
 

They should just run Alan Keyes and Joe Lieberman and be done with it.

 
Nymstradamus (ex-McNoob)
 

Their plan to hurt you didn’t work!

On the other hand, their plan to hurt other people worked like a charm.

Which no doubt makes them even more determined to inflict a president on America which will really, really offend liberals,

The end all and be all of wingnut politics.

 
 

Oh yeah, and there’s another thing right there! My mom is also a reserved, polite Midwesterner who really dislikes people who are rude and disrespectful of others. So keep those edgy, in-your-face, tantrum throwing tactics coming, Republicans! It’s really going over well with the Heartland.

 
 

They should just run Alan Keyes and Joe Lieberman and be done with it.

None of these half measures. They should let it all hang out and run a crucified frozen embryonic clone of Ronald Reagan and a nuclear-glass parking lot.

 
 

J Neo is Gary?

That explains so much! Well, no not really.

 
 

The fact is, my mom is from Wisconsin, but I was born in Florida and raised in California.

Heartland!

 
 

As the Red Face Trike Force is firing up “Operation Dookie” it occurred to me that if Erk Erksome keeps this up someone will retaliate at some point. The only question; what would you send Erk? A thousand tiny tricycles?

 
 

In 12 years or so, if you listen to the Republicans, George Bush will have been a Democratic President.

 
Ultra-Progressive Clarion, The Purest Leftist on the Internet
 

As far as I’m concerned, he was, you fascist.

 
 

And why do we feed the trolls, anyhow? Because we need to sharpen our wits to deal with arguments like this that we are forced to deal with in real life:

I can speak only for myself, but I’ve actually learned quite a bit in the delicious smackdowns the various trolls and troll incarnations have been so righteously handed around here.

A’course, it’s not y’all’s job to edumacate me, and locking horns with unteachable idiots day in and day out is a tiresome endeavour, so I also understand when there’s a call for some kinda moratorium on same.

 
 

Red State Tiny Trike Force.

Yeah, that’s one idea. I also was imagining a thousand bags of cement, delivered individually, during the rainy season.

 
 

When I learn or laugh, troll interaction seems nice. When it’s OMG TROLL YOU ARE STUPID it’s worthless. MMV of course.

 
 

A thousand tiny tricycles?

A packet of Amitryptiline?

 
 

A packet of Amitryptiline?

Sure. Make it a big packet.
Who am I to denigrate another’s effort to help the afflicted?

 
 

In 12 years or so, if you listen to the Republicans, George Bush will have been a Democratic President.

Heck, I’m surprised Fox doesn’t already have him up there with a “D” after his name.

 
 

Sure. Make it a big packet.
But do not wash down the whole packet with a third of a bottle of whisky, because then you get stuck in your room when you are unable to find the door handle, leading to further hilarity when you attempt to climb a bookshelf in the belief that it is an exit-ladder. Or so I am informed.

 
 

In 12 years or so, if you listen to the Republicans, George Bush will have been a Democratic President.

What’s the over/under on when Fox News runs (D) after his name?

 
 

Major Kong: Fuck you and your superior keyboard skills.

 
 

Blows smoke from index finger while Sergio Leone plays in the background….

 
 

everything but swine flu.
Obama is surely the only person to blame for the US lacking a Surgeon-General until about a day ago.

 
 

…so I am informed.

Family motto. (shrug couchant)

 
 

The fact is, my mom is from Wisconsin, but I was born in Florida and raised in California.

Elitist multi-state mofo.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

By my calculation

Krankenhammer forgets the cardinal rule of mathematics- show your goddamn work! By my calculation, Krankenhammer is the stupidest, most evil creep haunting the planet at this moment.

Some of us, you fucking moron, have pretty strong feelings about responding to a terrorist crime by starting wars to randomly kill whatever brown-skinned people make repubs shitloads of money themselves through war profiteering.

Fizzixed, and fuck anyone who even thinks of claiming that everyone in the U.S. was behind the Iraq invasion.

 
 

Methinks that Krauthammer’s Obama Derangement Sydrome has come to a full regression in Bush Denial Syndrome.

 
 

and fuck anyone who even thinks of claiming that everyone in the U.S. was behind the Iraq invasion.

All I had hopes for post- “Teh Beginning of All History and the Great Awakening of Chronic Bedwetting at the Sight of Moors” was that little Georgie Pissypants would actually rise to the occasion, would note the importance of a historical moment and make something positive happen. He chose, instead, to lie us into a charnel house clusterfuck.

Was I a stupid git, or what?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

He chose, instead, to lie us into a charnel house clusterfuck.

Yeah- combating radical Islamic extremism by attacking the most secular country in the Middle East was a good idea?

 
 

Hey, Tommmcatt said,

They should just run Alan Keyes and Joe Lieberman and be done with it.

I would freaking love this. Please let them do this. There would be no end to the lulz. What would Thomas Sowell say?!

 
 

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jjcomet said,

October 30, 2009 at 16:12

“he didn’t give two tugs on a dead dog’s cock”

I’m SO stealing this…>/i?

Oh, so am I …

 
Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist
 

what would you send Erk? A thousand tiny tricycles?

A thousand little receipts for donations in his name to some charity that he really fucking hates.

 
 

I thought wingnuts weren’t allowed to mention Worst by name?

 
Lady Doctor Missus Mommy Marita
 

A thousand little receipts for donations in his name to some charity that he really fucking hates.

Is their a scholarship fund for gay atheist communist african americans?

 
Lady Doctor Missus Mommy Marita
 

Oh dear God. Is there

I plead sleep deprivation.

 
 

Parents find out that they become what they always thought their parents were: kinda dumb.

 
 

Yeah- combating radical Islamic extremism by attacking the most secular oil laden country in the Middle East was a good idea?

Updated for accuracy. Remember they were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation which would have given us a much more accurate acronym.

 
 

“Secret English court seizes billions in assets from the mentally impaired”

http://joshfulton.blogspot.com/2009/10/secret-english-court-seizes-assets-of.html

 
 

George Bush has been out of office for almost a year. He hasn’t even been in the public spotlight since leaving office.

That turd may have been flushed, but I still wouldn’t use the bathroom for another twenty minutes.

 
democratsareLOSERS
 

you idiots blame george bush for evrything…

 
 

You can’t spell or use proper capitalization; I blame Reagan.

 
 

Oh, come on! Are there ANY Tate-LaBianca murders these guys won’t hold against Charley Manson?

 
 

Yes hindsight is 20/20. But neocon wingnuts like Krauthammer and Kristol have their heads so far up their own asses it gives HINDsight a whole new meaning.

HINDsight – The ability to see the future caked in shit by staring into ones own colon.

 
 

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