Two-Minute Pajama Stains
Posted on March 30th, 2006 by
What’s better worse than a Two-Minute TownHall? It’s a Two-Minute Pajama Stains, sans Hot Dog Tree. Let’s get ready to shorten!
Shorter Anchoress:
Illegal immigration is a complex problem that demands complex solutions. So hopefully God will reveal them to Peggy Noonan in a dream.
Shorter Erik Svane:
The French complain about the media just like we do. Except it’s funny when they do it.
Shorter Drinking From Home:
Some of us are still fixated on that whole Danish cartoons thing.
Shorters Dean Esmay:
Some people don’t have a way with words. Fortunately, I… have way.
and:
If you thought Anchoress was going to beat me at the game of writing a long post without saying anything, guess again!
I am going to drag you naked and screaming from your office and hang you from a lamppost until you are dead, dead, dead!!!!
Everything the Anchoress writes could probably be shortened thusly:
“Oh, I didn’t hear you come in. I was just brushing my hair.”