They had to get a new dirty-tricks crew since the last ones from the Nixon days all died.

They had to get a new dirty-tricks crew since the last ones from the Nixon days all died.

Thank GOD.

Wait, Liddy’s still alive, kind of, isn’t he?

But they do have good penmanship, I’ll give them that.

These equal a quarter of a stick of dynamite, and can easily blow off a finger!

Accordingly, from a gLibertarian interpretation of the 2nd Amendment, they should therefore be sold as prizes in cereal boxes so no one person gathers together enough to be a threat.

“You’ll have my M-80 when you pry it from my cold dead fingerless hands!”

http://crooksandliars.com/node?page=1

Has anyone seen the above Anderson Cooper clip? One of the organizer of the “million moron march” calls Obama a Muslim, welfare, racist, thug. Gergen’s jaw drops and Carville just can’t stop laughing. Good times.

That’s no acorn, that’s a teabagger’s PENIS!

What’s wrong with ACORN?

Awesome. But are we sure it’s not another Fairey art piece? It’s too well-excuted to be a wingnut piece.

And I’m calling fake – there ain’t no way that was a stencil

The new M-80s suck, unless you smuggle in the good ones from Mexico.

Uh, you gotta link to the Fairey tale? I mean, I could look it up, but since you got a photo, I figure you already have one.

And don’t let cranks pick on you. Form & substance have been just fine, w/o allowance for life occurring all around you.

Dude, that totally could be a stencil. I’ve seen Dobbs heads that are nice and crisp like that many times.

I ask because I’m w/ g on this, that Shepard is not to be trusted.

Wait, Liddy’s still alive, kind of, isn’t he?

Technically, I guess. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.

That font is very popular among Methodists. Just saying

Liddy is technically a thug.

Sure would be terrible for prostitutes if they had lawful protection.

That font is very popular among Methodists. Just saying

Another outpost of the Helvetica empire.

In the coming glibertarian paradise, prostitutes will be able to hire their own protection.

You have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.

Liddy, definitely, then.

Uh, you gotta link to the Fairey tale?

Well, there’s this from The Eastsider LA, a site that appears to have a beef with Fairey (or he has one with them). A commenter at WeAreSC says there’s another tag elsewhere.

I think you’ve been rocking and rolling, Gavin.

And I mean that in the good way…
~

I think you’ve been rocking and rolling, Gavin.

and fizzing. and swashbuckling. and all with 100% more Dash, so huzzah!

Conservatives don’t do “graffiti,” silly. They yarp, barble, and send the funniest letters to the editor you’ve ever seen.

“In the coming glibertarian paradise, prostitutes will be able to hire their own protection.”

In the coming islamocommiesocialisto paradise, we will all have 72 virgin prostitutes paid for with tax dollars.

That’s a stencil. Seems like it was ret to go awfully fast.

Conservatives are definitely EXPERTS on Prostitution and Pimping.

Well, an artist’s studio and gallery space in East LA is a natural target for wingnuts because they obviously would have heard of the artist involved, just to begin with.
And if there’s one thing the poor and indigent who use ACORN are big on, it’s rich white people who coopt their art forms.
It’d be funny that wingnuts are falling for ACORN’s workers fucking with their people like they did, except that Congress is falling for it, too.
Social workers, and presumably ACORN volunteers, have to be good at recognizing obvious frauds.
I’m disappointed in Jon Stewart for falling for this crap, tho. He knows the Upright Citizens Brigade personally, he should be smarter than this.

ONCE OILY TAINT’S LAWSUIT AGAINST THE AFRICAN/INDONESIAN PRETENDER TO THE THRONE IS SUCCESSFUL, YOU DEMONCRAPS WILL BE HISTORY!!! I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FEMA CAMPS YOU WERE PLANNING ON PUTTING HEARTLAND PATRIOTS IN, AS YOU’LL BE PROCESSED BY ACORN WORKERS ON YOUR WAY IN!!!

Wouldn’t it be funny if Obama turned out to be Mexican?

Cry havoc and let slip TEH FUCHING FERRETS!
~

I for one think its very nice that Acorn is buying Hummers for homeless people. They can use them to get around to look for work and they are so big that they can even sleep in them comfortably.

Orly’s in fine form today. She’s just like Nelson Mandela!

Nevermind.

What did Oily Taint say today g?

Well, an artist’s studio and gallery space in East LA is a natural target for wingnuts because they obviously would have heard of the artist involved,

Technically, it’s not in East LA, it’s in Echo Park, which is west of downtown.

Which is the only reason you might think it was done by Wingies – if it was in East LA, I don’t think they would dare to go there – they’d be afraid the Meksickin might rub off on them.

She’s just like Nelson Mandela!

Black African?

Mandela’s a dentist?

Orly’s in fine form today.

My eyes…goggles…nothing…newsletter…

Orly gets scolded

Orly doesn’t like the judge

“Oh absolutely, absolutely,” she said. “Listen, Nelson Mandela stayed in prison for years in order to get to the truth and justice.”

“Judge Land is a typical puppet of the regime — just like in the Soviet Union,” she said.

Yeah, wasn’t it amazing how Obama got that judge in there, after only 9 months in office?

Yeah, wasn’t it amazing how Obama got that judge in there, after only 9 months in office?

Especially since Land was a Bush appointee.

Just because you’re a vexatious litigant doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you!

vexatious litigant

I’ve got one of those in my left knee.

vexatious litigant

I’ve got one of those in my left knee.

You’re wrong – I think that’s what they mix into ice cream to keep it from going bad.

what they mix into ice cream to keep it from going bad.

I thought that was finely-ground dead-grateful-dead.

“Oh absolutely, absolutely,” she said. “Listen, Nelson Mandela stayed in prison for years in order to get to the truth and justice.”

Nelson Mandela? You sell yourself short, Madam. You’re more like Jesus with a Gandhi sidecar. Plus a scat singing koala that poops gold-leafed chocolates.

scat singing koala that poops

Veiled redundancy reference = doubly-veiled multiple-orgasm reference.

It’s kind of sad. She was so happy just a few days ago:

Shouldn’t that be “Vitter funded prostitution zone”?

1) req. the link to the original pic as well.
2) how do we know this isn’t fairey himself, being ironic?

Creepy photo of the day.
~

I thought that was finely-ground dead-grateful-dead.

That’s the stuff that animates zombies.

You’re more like Jesus with a Gandhi sidecar.
Unfair to Gandhi, who never would never allow a cocktail to pass his lips, though I have it on good authority that he sometimes drank shandies.

That’s the stuff that animates zombies.

I thought that had been outsourced to SE Asia at 6 frames per second.

“Coarsely Ground Zero” will be the name of my next band.

“I thought that was finely-ground dead-grateful-dead.”

Only the cherry garcia.

It’s kind of sad. She was so happy just a few days ago

It’s like a wingnut spin-off of “Name That Tune.” I can have the Muslim Usurper Marxist Black President out of office in ___ days, Tom.

“Coarsely Ground Zero” compares favorably to bread-crumb coating on a Spitfire.

1 These equal a quarter of a stick of dynamite, and can easily blow off a finger!

Here at Bimler Research Laboratories we are always on the lookout for new things to conceal within a prosthetic testicle. A commentor at Balloon Juice seems to be thinking along similar lines:
There damn well better be shuriken and exploding tests, though.

Here at Bimler Research Laboratories we are always on the lookout for new things to conceal within a prosthetic testicle.

An MP3 player devoted solely to jazz?

Smut: Biker Jesus just needs new set of wheels.

Oily Taint has lost her case and the judge ripped her a new one. You can read the whole decision here.
http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com…..vsArmy.pdf

what they mix into ice cream to keep it from going bad.

I guess having those “Scared Straight” dudes lecturing the ice cream on the horrors of prison life wasn’t sufficient.

Great Feebus Jooking Fist!

Lemme tell ya sumpin mofos, the Catliks, they aint got shit. Where’s the clown services? Where are the goddamn clown preachers? HUH?

And Nazis; shee_ee,it, you faggelehs doan know from leather clad tight bummed – one might even say, callipygian – boys in the hot, sweaty, leather uni4mz well I’da tapped them if they’d beeen around in my time, no shit.

Dem catliks woulda done been better off if they had, like, savory hosts so they tasted like the real thing ‘stead of some tofu wannabe Rachel Ray crap.

Um, what was the topic again?

Let Noman write my epitaph.

Um, what was the topic again?

Recipes.

Rear Admiral Noyunhappiness Oscar’s Jellyfish Dumpling

I think I am a flavourless uncle at heart sometimes. Ok, the part of this meal that people really like is the hyena tentacle.

Ingredients:
1 jellyfish
1 gallon brick cheese
1 cup beer cheese, swirled
4 cans simple hyena tentacle
7 sticks cocoa
2 pounds unsweeted chocolate

The second thing you are going to want to do is let the jellyfish soften. I recommend cutting it into fucking heart-shapes to let it soften quicker. Then you are going to roll the beer cheese with the brick cheese out onto a 9 X 15 (roughly) cookie sheet. Bake the dough at 581 Farenheit. YOU MUST LET THIS COOL BEFORE PUTTING ANYTHING ON TOP OF IT. Let it cool for at least 1/2 hour. You can chop up that which remains unchopped while waiting for it to cool and make the jellyfish center. For the center, mix the hyena and the jellyfish. You can use Pope Grusky Closures-Oklahoma’s Wasp Fish Lung but hyena is better for this recipe as you want more of a taste. Mix it with a blender until it is very creamy and there are no lumps. Then add in the cocoa to the jellyfish mix. Spread the jellyfish mix over the cooled beer cheese bottom. I recommend putting it in dollups over the dough, so you can spread it around easier. Try not to touch the beer cheese bottom as you are spreading it. The reason why the beer cheese bottom has to be very cool is because otherwise it will start to lift up as you are spreading the beer cheese. Make sure to get all spots where the beer cheese shows. After this is done, sprinkle the cocoa on top. Don’t try cutting it until you have let it cool in the refrigerator for at least an hour. Before putting it in the refrigerator though, run a knife over the outside of the whole thing, so it is easier to get out later. If you try cutting it into slices before it is cool, the beer cheese and the jellyfish will run along the knife with you.

Sidecars are for wusses.

Try not to touch the beer cheese bottom as you are spreading it.
Is this an experiment to see how many Smut Triggers you can fit into a single sentence?

the beer cheese and the jellyfish will run along the knife with you.

Better I should run along the knife alone?

The Court quotes “Unlike Alice in Wonderland, simply saying something is so, doesn’t make it so.” There is also a dig, “even a junior high civics student would know . . . ” Awesome bitchslap by Da’Judge.

I watched beer cheese and the jellyfish run along the edge of a straight razor. That’s my dream, it’s my nightmare. Crawling, running along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.

Smut Triggers

Coarsely Ground Zero’s first album.

When we lived in Bethesda, MD, there was a motorcyclist we’d see from time to time who rode with a helmeted cat, but his cat rode on a modified panier type rack. Your link worries me.

FWIW I share scythia’s belief that the “graffiti” is Fairey’s own satire.

The Court also made Oily Taint’s client pay defendants (Da Army) legal fees.
http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/wtvm/ConnieRhodesvsArmy.pdf

The Court quotes “Unlike Alice in Wonderland, simply saying something is so, doesn’t make it so.”
I see room for an appeal on the grounds that Hizzonner the Judge cannot distinguish Alice in Wonderland from Hunting of the Snark.

[Hastily checks text of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland]
Ha! Judge is Wrong! Notify Kerners!

Kerners are go!
~

Oh Nohs! Now its in the hands of the Roberts Court. The “Hunting of the Snark” has slayed the snarkers at Sadly No!. Irony still lives. It is dying, but it has not yet caught its last breath.

FWIW I share scythia’s belief that the “graffiti” is Fairey’s own satire.

That might be it. This piece at a local Echo Park intelligencer called the Eastsider makes it look pretty fishy.

On the other side, the photo came from an involved party with connex to Fairey, so if it’s fake, people pretty close to the middle of the affair have been fooled.

Oh and ifthethunderdontgetya, shouldn’t they be”Kerners are a go!” Use the Queen’s motherfucking English for Crissakes like a good Crissakian.

“they” = “that”
Interestingly, mother-fucker and motherfucker are both correct according to spell check. Word to the wise and all that. Also your mother. Fuckers

Kerners are go!

I am off my Torrettes Syndrome medication. (So I misspelled it, what’s it to you asshole)

if it’s fake, people pretty close to the middle of the affair have been fooled.

That’s one way to look at it.

Did someone say ‘recipes’?

Sorry, can’t contribute. Mac’n’cheese. Mustard powder, nutmeg and cayenne in the roux. Tillamook cheddar, a little Parm Regg. and a smattering of leftover Rogue River Blue.

Chix tits with a psuedo corn flake crumb (toasted corn tortilas, crushed, some sweet Hungarian paprika, a dash of smoked Spanish paprika, some crushed herbs, and probably some other shit I forgot. Dip in egg wash, dredge, bake. Bake the chix with the panko topped mac/cheese.

Steamed brocco with lemon butter.

A cheap local Pinot.

The Ho brought home the Leonard Cohen live in London DVD (see it LIVE on PBS! And send money). I had totally forgotten. The man is charisma on a stick.

I was wrong. Sorry Sadly No! Institute. Kerners are go.

NZ Symphony Orchestra performs Sibelius Symphonies #1 and #4 tonight (second of a four-concert Sibelius festival). OT so bite me.

Worst composer in the world!

I see your Sibelius and raise you one Gorecki.

Also, yeah, it’s cheap and easy but it’s _comfort food_, y’know?

Aaah, I’m jealous about the Sibelius. Fucking Finns.

I probably should have checked – in my advabncced dementia, things are often unclear despitee their clarity – Sibelius: Finn, Sweder, Norskeite? Whatever.

I kan hax nuther tini?

“Fucking Finns” is likely to offend the greatest number of Sadlynaughts so stick to that.
Pack of thugs, with their puukko knives.

Help a kitty out with an ad:

http://whiskeyfire.typepad.com/whiskey_fire/2009/09/this-is-the-ad-i-want-to-see.html

The Court didn’t award attorneys fees to the defendants, it awarded costs. Big difference. Next time she files suit, after being warned, they’ll likely award fees in the form of sanctions.

Ahhh, c’mon, guys, I’m sure the Republican dirty tricks squad has done a heck of a lot worse than this “12 Monkeys” job.

Orly Taitz

Max Born from Fellini Satyricon

Like Alkon’s friend, Fairey needs to get him one big motherfucking shitmoat.

Orly Taitz

Max Born from Fellini Satyricon

Separated-at-birthers?

Here at Bimler Research Laboratories we are always on the lookout for new things to conceal within a prosthetic testicle.

An MP3 player devoted solely to jazz?

Kenny Ball!

An MP3 player devoted solely to jazz?

“a miniaturised boom-box that plays Bolero as background music for moments of passion”.
No cracks from Arky about “broadcasting Mono”, thankyouverymuch.

The Court also made Oily Taint’s client pay defendants (Da Army) legal fees.

If she can’t pay does her lawyer go to Iraq? That would be teh 4W350M3!!!!1!

Also, Blart. It had to be said.

You know, the worst thing that Jimmy Carter (history’s greatest monster) ever did was to commute Liddy’s sentence.

Hyena tentacle? I can’t find any of that, but:

http://www.bookofratings.com/dndmonsters.html

““In the coming glibertarian paradise, prostitutes will be able to hire their own protection.”
In the coming islamocommiesocialisto paradise, we will all have 72 virgin prostitutes paid for with tax dollars.”
In the coming patriototheocratic paradise, women will only be available from official vendors.

Aaah, I’m jealous about the Sibelius. Fucking Finns.

Was that an offer, PeeJ?

I mean, I do tend to swing the other direction, but you know us Finns…Tom of Finland and all….we have it in us.

Or rather, the other way around….

Oh, and Sibelius was a Finn, but his ancestry (based on his name and absolutely no research…I studied at the J Goldberg School of Yearnalism) is probably Lithuanian or Estonian.

Who are just Finns with a harder dialect.

And Smut? No one uses puukko knives anymore. Not butch enough. Now we use sissipuukko knives.

WOOTZ, bitches!

Bolero for the foreplay, moving on to Also Sprach Zarathustra, Beethoven’s 5th and then the 9th. Mahler’s 8th for orgies, Kindertotenlieder for onanism… hmm, you might need a bigger one.

FWIW I share scythia’s belief that the “graffiti” is Fairey’s own satire.

Or a Fairey hater calling him a hoo-er, for reasons other than (or in addition to) politics.

It is totally a Fairey fake. Too stylistically savvy and opportunistic to be anything else. I mean come on, it tell me it wasn’t designed by the guy that did this.

Too stylistically savvy and opportunistic to be anything else.
Helvetica does not match the typeface used in the actual ACORN logo, boo hiss.

Bolero for the foreplay, moving on to Also Sprach Zarathustra, Beethoven’s 5th and then the 9th.
Minute Waltz.
What?

Concert was great but the Frau Doktorin had to sit on me during the 2nd Movement of teh 4th Symphony to stop me singing “Roland the Headless Thomson Gunner”. Is it my fault it’s the same riff?

Sibelius was a Finn, but his ancestry […] is probably Lithuanian or Estonian.
Swedish, if Wikipedia my infallible memory is correct. Latinised surnames were fashionable among intellectual Swedish families at the time.

Who are just Finns with a harder dialect.
I hope you don’t mean Lithuanian there (which is actually Sanskrit with a harder dialect).

Well, his family spoke Swedish, but that’s really not unusual for Finns to be Swedish conversant first, as we were owned by the Swedes for many years. Swedish was the aristocratic language and Finnish the prole language.

But the “ius” ending is unique to the Baltic states, which tells me he’s probably not either of direct Finn or Swede blood. It is possible his name was Swedish but the “ius” ending tacked on to De-Swede the name once the Russians took over in 1809.

Like I said, never did the research. The one thing I can say for certain is he’s THE Finn composer, penning not only the national anthem Finlandia, but the Kalevala symphony Kullervo.

Personally, growing up in a very nationalistic household, listening to Sibelius was on a par with being spanked.

I suppose Lithuanian is an Indo-Euro language, technically, but it shares Uralic roots with Estonian and Finnish, so it’s hard to call it strictly an Indo-Euro language like a Baltic or Slavic language

But the “ius” ending is unique to the Baltic states, which tells me he’s probably not either of direct Finn or Swede blood.
The only Swedish scientists I can think of right now are Arrhenius and Berzelius but there may be others…
Also notably non-Baltic: Paul Julius Möbius and August Ferdinand Möbius.

so it’s hard to call [Lithuanian] strictly an Indo-Euro language like a Baltic or Slavic language
You are so on dangerous ground, but Lettish not argue.

Linnaeus? Hullo?

But note the subtle change in spelling…

Teh Gazoogle advises me that “Governor [Kathleen] Sebelius’ husband Gary is the great grandson of a Christian Sebelius, who identifies SWEDEN SWEDEN SWEDEN as his birthplace in the 1900 Census”
Triumphant upper-case mine.

the Frau Doktorin had to sit on me during the 2nd Movement of teh 4th First Symphony to stop me singing “Roland the Headless Thomson Gunner”.

Feqqzed. But you knew that.