Sanctimonious Twaddle From An Insufferable Prig

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Slightly Shorter Msgr. Ross Francis Pius Douthat, S.J., O.P., O.F.M., S.S.J., Th.D+, The New York Fucking Times Dope-Ed Page
A Different Kind of Liberal (Warning: full throttle asshattery ahead if you click link)

  • The only reason Ted Kennedy was in favor of abortion was because he and his brothers were constantly worried about their mistresses getting pregnant. Ironically, the result of this position was that it became harder harder for Eunice to find kids to participate in her Special Olympics. Also, let me take a moment to make a hip allusion to “Mad Men” that makes no sense whatever, probably because I once watched five minutes of “Desperate Housewives” and thought I was watching “Mad Men.” Why do my editors here at the New York Times look at me oddly when I pass them in the hallway? And why was that old guy from DC, you know the one in a wheelchair with that funny name, being interviewed in their offices last week? No one will have lunch with me here anymore and they keep stealing my sandwiches from the refrigerator. Are we at 750 words yet?

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™


 

Comments: 309

 
 
 

I’m afraid to click thru, only to find out that, indeed, Douchehat IS this idiotic…

 
 

a hip allusion to “Mad Men” that makes no sense whatever

And that differs from the rest of his writing how?

 
 

I should have trusted the shorter.

Never get out of the boat.

 
 

I should have trusted the shorter…

 
 

Hey, I’m a shitty writer with stupid ideas and no skill at making analogies too. Why don’t I have a job at the New York times?

 
 

MY EYES! I’M BLIND! I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED THE “SHORTER” AND THE PEOPLE BEFORE ME WHO CLICKED THRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a fucking douche….

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Never get out of the boat.

A fucking tiger, man!

 
 

Why don’t I have a job at the New York times?

The audition is blowing A. M. Rosenthal. Still.

 
 

Can someone explain to me why Kennedy gets blamed for every abortion performed in the US. I thought it was the Supreme Court that made abortion legal.

 
 

And er Ross substitutions have been made in some of your sandwiches and it was dogshit. You have to admit that it is kind of funny, though.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

I was going to trust the shorter, but now I *have* to click. If I’m not back in 10 minutes, tell my future kids I would have loved them if I had survived to have them.

 
 

Can someone explain to me why Kennedy gets blamed for every abortion performed in the US.

When he was younger, there was that ill-advised “Bang America” tour that he and Bill Clinton took…

 
 

I was going to trust the shorter, but now I *have* to click.

The Tragically Flip got out of the boat. All the way out…

 
 

If only I hadn’t listened to my teachers and, instead, taken up doing brain-damaging drugs! Then I, too, could have a gig at the NYT or WaPo!

 
 

Geee, TinTin, thanks for the belated fucking warning…

 
 

That’s some fun image-manipulation there.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

Let me take a shot at the Shorter Douthat

LOL, Teddy Kennedy’s dead. LOL. Eunice Kennedy? Also dead! LOL! But they’re the lucky ones, because Kennedy’s die young! LOL!!1one! Nyah nyah nyah you stoopit lie-berals, all your heroes die die die die die. LOL! Also, don’t have sex, it makes God very angry.

 
 

I thought it was the Supreme Court that made abortion legal.

Oh, well, harumph harumph, they never would have done so if they hadn’t been BRAINWASHED by evil liberal extremist socialist life-hating radical like Kennedy, harumph HAW HAW blurp blurp *rustling papers*

 
 

In my alternate reality, the New York Times will be having a reality TV show this Fall called “Win Russ Douthat’s Job!” where out-of-work liberal writers pretend to be sanctimonious finger-wagging moralists. The “best” moralist is rewarded with a column at the Times. The hard part is that overly-consistent, underly crazy, or too-well-research columns don’t make the cut. But all of the contestants have just enough professional ethics to make producing this sort of crap physically painful.

Let’s watch.

 
 

the New York Times will be having a reality TV show this Fall called “Win Russ Douthat’s Job!”

Needs a catchier title.

“Douthat Thing You Do!”

 
The Tragically Flip
 

The Shorter Abides. Douchehat pissed on our collective rug, however.

 
 

…okay. I think that’s one article that’s impossible to Shorten. I feel embarrassed for him.

 
 

“I Could Douthat!”

 
 

“Douthat Work For Ya?”

 
 

“Douthat Thing You Do!”

Brilliant. We also need that guy who does the comedy movie trailer announcer voice to read out some of Russ’ columns. Or maybe the “serious” movie trailer announcer guy would be funnier?

 
 

Geee, I hope Tragically Flip gets back before all this dry ice melts…

 
 

Hey, I’m a shitty writer with stupid ideas and no skill at making analogies too. Why don’t I have a job at the New York times?

How many chins do you have? How many with face mullets?

 
 

The warning is great.

How many themes does Douthat have as a New York Times columnist? I count two: how to save/fix conservatism and how my hang-ups as a more-Catholic-than-the-Pope convert to the Roman Catholicism are everybody’s concern. Am I missing others?

 
 

Or maybe the “serious” movie trailer announcer guy would be funnier?

Allow me…

IN A WORLD WHERE Liberalism’s most important legislator probably merited a more extended send-off than his sister….

 
 

Applicants must be able to portray a strong bur deeply flawed moral (tsk tsk) outlook while maintaining an ass kissing demeanor with anyone that earns more than them

 
The Tragically Flip
 

One could imagine a world in which America’s leading liberal Catholic had found a way to make liberalism less absolutist on the issue, and a world where a man who became famous for reaching across the aisle had reached across, even occasionally, in search of compromise on the country’s most divisive issue.

Gee, if only there were some ways to reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies, perhaps through some type of “anti” conceptive drugs or other implements which might prevent sperm from reaching eggs, or even eggs from being released into the fallopian tubes.

See, if there was such a thing, I’m sure liberals like Ted Kennedy would support teaching the most sexually active demographics about it, and making it easily available to them. And conservatives would be enthusiastic about the idea too, since it would save foetuses from being aborted since they would never have been conceived.

 
 

Too fat? No cat? Doutthat!

 
 

How many face mullets must a man shamefully wear
Before you can’t call him a man?
The answer my friends
Is blowing smoke on line
The answer is blowing smoke on line.

 
 

Y’know, TinTin…did it ever occur to you that Douthat purposely posts any random 750 words he dreams up, simply to make sure you beatify him weekly with that picture?

 
 

How many face mullets must a man shamefully wear
Before you can’t call him a man?
The answer my friends
Is blowing smoke on line up yer ass
The answer is blowing smoke on line up yer ass.

Fixed!

 
 

I guess his concern trolling liberals and Democrats would be another recurring Douthat theme.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Or how about just accurately conveying to the nation’s prepubescent youth just exactly how pregnancies happen. Some kind of “sexual education” classes that might happen in public schools.

Maybe Douthat could write a column about that.

Of course, we’re talking about a guy who actually lost interest in fucking a girl when he found out she was on contraception.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

Too fat? No cat? Doutthat!

win

 
 

I was going to trust the shorter, but now I *have* to click.

Okay, safety harness, check…

Flare gun, check…

Cyanide pellet, check…

Here, this was my grandfather’s watch.

 
Marion in Savannah
 

Tragically Flip still hasn’t returned. Someone should have screamed “Don’t Douthat!”

 
 

Don’t do it Henry, for the the love of jebus

 
The Tragically Flip
 

I am here, or have I died and become a ghost and not realized it yet?

 
 

Oh sure, Tintin, wait until cocktail hour to put up a shorter. *I* had to read the whole thing this morning. Bastiges.

OTOH, having the gray lady in my inbox every day treats me to Krugman.

It’s a delight to imagine him saying, accompanied by the Krugman cock*, In fact, surveying current politics, I find myself missing Richard Nixon.Krugman

*Cf.

 
 

Of course, we’re talking about a guy who actually lost interest in fucking a girl when he found out she was on contraception.

No, I won’t Douthat. No, no. No, I won’t Douthat.

 
 

Where’s Flip?

Oh god, no…he’s moved onto the afterbirth!

I mean, afterlife!

 
 

Many a good Sadlynaught died bringing us these plans for the Deaf Star…

 
 

Eh, skip the extra helping of Krugman, if you please.

 
 

Just pick around the bits of Douthat if you don’t like ’em, kid.

 
Torture is Un-American
 

“Can someone explain to me why Kennedy gets blamed for every abortion performed in the US. I thought it was the Supreme Court that made abortion legal.”

Ted called nutjob Bork a nutjob. Now all abortions are belong to him.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

While the shorter abides, I will say the title is too kind to Douthat, at least 3 more superlative pejoratives would be needed. May I suggest appending “pecksniffian” in there someplace?

 
The Shorter Shorter Douthat
 

Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork!

 
 

“Always Trust the Shorter”

Whoa, clicking that link was like going into that Hell Dimension from Event Horizon.

 
 

Is he having chest pain?

 
The Shorter Shorter Douthat
 

Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork!

and bork you WP.

 
Marion in Savannah
 

Glad to see that Tragically Flip made it back. The next time any of you want to venture into Douthat land please feel free to borrow my Hazmat suit…

 
 

Whoa, clicking that link was like going into that Hell Dimension from Event Horizon.

I just mentioned to a co-worker the summer of bug movies. Event Horizon, Mimic, Lost in Space…

 
 

May I suggest appending “pecksniffian” in there someplace?

“Ignominious pultroon”, perhaps? With extra PENIS?

 
 

Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork!

and bork you WP.

That’s offensive to Swedish Chefs everywhere.

 
 

With extra PENIS?

Only in Bizzaro New York Times.

 
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
 

What the siblings shared — in addition to the grace, rare among Kennedys, of a ripe old age and a peaceful death — was a passionate liberalism and an abiding Roman Catholic faith.

Fuck you asshole.

 
 

That name “Bork” always bothered me. What kind of name is that for a judge? It’s like the onomatopoeia for the sound you hear when a sweaty, naked Jonah Goldberg gets up from a vinyl couch.

 
Marion in Savannah
 

Oh, cripes, Joe Max… There’s not enough brain bleach in the world to get rid of that image. It’s gonna take Brill-O and a wire brush for sure…

 
 

It’s gonna take Brill-O and a wire brush

Don’t forget the cocktail wiener in-between…

 
 

Naugahyde couches, I remember those. Yeah, I can just hear the sound Jonah Goldberg’s fat sweaty thighs would make as they peel off, the red welts from the seems and the lasting damp imprint left in the seat.

I’m gonna go urp now……..

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

“Sanctimonious Twaddle From An Insufferable Prig

I got lost right after this. I mean, TinTin, you need to write more clearly. We need to know how you really feel.

And I didn’t click the shorter. I’m learning, I are.

(must…resist…urge…to…click)

Spag Amighty, it’s like a 12-step program. I need to go to a meeting.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

the sound Jonah Goldberg’s fat sweaty thighs would make as they peel off, the red welts from the seems and the lasting damp imprint left in the seat.

Aiiyyeeee! My eyes!

 
 

Aiiyyeeee! My eyes!

My nose!

 
 

My nose!

Odysseus, my friend! What has happened to your nose????

 
 

“His eyes! What have you done to his eyes?”

“He has his father’s eyes.”

“Who’s his father? Dean Martin?”

 
 

“it’s like a 12-step program. I need to go to a meeting.”

Shorters Anonymous?

* Step 1 – We admitted we were powerless over the shorter – that our clicks had become unmanageable
* Step 2 – Came to believe that a Shorter greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
* Step 3 – Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Sadly,No! as we understood Sadly,No!
* Step 4 – Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of PENIS.

 
 

Odysseus, my friend! What has happened to your nose????

I’ve just returned from Rome!

 
 

I would do anything for love, but I won’t Douthat.

 
 

Those were pearls that were his eyes. I should have been a ragged Douthat, scuttling across the bottom of ancient cesspools.

 
 

* Step 1 – We admitted we were powerless over the shorter – that our clicks had become unmanageable
* Step 2 – Came to believe that a Shorter greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
* Step 3 – Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Sadly,No! as we understood Sadly,No!
* Step 4 – Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of PENIS.

* Step 5 -????
* Step 6 – PROFIT!

 
Mr. Bunched Undies
 

she was born into a household out of “Mad Men”

“Out of”? No way he has a real editor (unless of course it’s K-Load).

 
 

I’ve just returned from Rome!

What news of my family?

 
 

Or how about just accurately conveying to the nation’s prepubescent youth just exactly how pregnancies happen. Some kind of “sexual education” classes that might happen in public schools.

but but but if you tell them anything about you-know-what, they’ll DO it! Which is also why we can’t teach them about organized labor, left-wing politics, and economics not approved by Elder Statesmen.

STOOPD AND IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG KIDZ IZ STOOPID AND IMPRESSIONABLE

 
 

Eunice Shriver was born in 1921 into a family of great wealth.

“Mad Men” begins in 1960 and is set among middle-class strivers.

I have it! The perfect analogy!

 
 

What news of my family?

cripes, I got nothin’.

you win THIS time, actor! But I shall return! MOO-HOO-HAH-HAH!

 
 

you win THIS time, actor! But I shall return! MOO-HOO-HAH-HAH!

No, but the first of you turns my stomach!

 
 

Aw, fuck! I missed my cue.

 
 

Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork! Bork!

There was also some serious Borkitude on the NRO Ted Kennedy Symposium a few threads back. Twenty-two long years have gone by and they’re still fixated on how that creep was denied the opportunity to ooze his way onto the Supreme Court.

That name “Bork” always bothered me.

It contains equal parts Pork, Borg, Dork, and Bonk, with pinches of Barf and Fuck added for extra flavor.

 
 

You wanna save newspapers? Have them get rid of their ombudsmen, in favor of some big scary guy who’ll read the paper, then charge into the newsroom and administer a few dozen ass-whuppin’s. Film them, and charge a subscription fee for anyone wanting to watch the mook pound the stuffing out of Douthat and Brooks and Friedman and the rest.

 
 

It’s worth pondering how the politics of abortion might have been different had Ted shared even some of his sister’s qualms about the practice.

I know what the answer is, but I’m not going to tell Douthat.

 
 

Film them, and charge a subscription fee for anyone wanting to watch the mook pound the stuffing out of Douthat and Brooks and Friedman and the rest.

Oooh, I have a second career waiting!

 
 

You wanna save newspapers? Have them get rid of their ombudsmen, in favor of some big scary guy who’ll read the paper, then charge into the newsroom and administer a few dozen ass-whuppin’s.

A Sergeant-At-Arms. Break any rules of logic or the current style manual and you get hit on the head with a mailed fist.

 
 

Hey! Isn’t that Agnes Moorehead?

 
 

Aw, fuck! I missed my cue.

You should have pulled it out of the cellophane before it scorched.

I have some anchovy eyes… would that help?

 
 

It’s like the onomatopoeia for the sound you hear when a sweaty, naked Jonah Goldberg gets up from a vinyl couch.

Bork? No, I’m thinking that would be more like “shlerk”.

 
 

jeez, talk about being late….

 
 

I mean seriously, they got these colossal resource of unrepentant douchenozzles cluttering up their newsrooms and editorial board meetings, and they don’t realize that they could make a shitload of money by giving liberals and non-conservatives what they really want — nice, five-minute-long videos of George Will getting stuffed in a burlap bag and thrown down a flight of stairs. Good fucking god, they’d make millions.

 
 

Hey! Isn’t that Agnes Moorehead?

Nnnnnnnnnnno, I think that’s Steve Reeves…

 
 

nice, five-minute-long videos of George Will getting stuffed in a burlap bag and thrown down a flight of stairs.

It would replace BumFights as the top category searched on YouTube!

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Joe Max said,

August 31, 2009 at 21:34

That name “Bork” always bothered me. What kind of name is that for a judge? It’s like the onomatopoeia for the sound you hear when a sweaty, naked Jonah Goldberg gets up from a vinyl couch.

My homeroom teacher in 7th grade was like Bob Bork (ethnically, but in no other way!) A good Norwegian name and blue—no, practically white eyes, Negroid features, and a complexion that was trying for dusky ,but the melanin couldn’t get where it was supposed to go, so it petered out in freckles. Therefore, when Bork came along, I was mentally prepared.

I don’t know how somebody like Bork, who in the Bad Old Days would be unable to “pass,” becomes a conservative asshat, but then how there can be such a thing as a black, or a female, or a gay, or a non-wealthy republican escapes me, too.

 
 

“As for the Republicans, how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut their eyes to history and science, steel their emotions against decent human sympathy, cling to sordid and provincial ideals exalting sheer acquisitiveness and condoning artificial hardship for the non-materially-shrewd, dwell smugly and sentimentally in a distorted dream-cosmos of outmoded phrases and principles… Intellectually, the Republican idea deserves the tolerance and respect one gives to the dead.”

And this is 1930 and fucking six!

 
 

Oooh, I have a second career waiting!

Ombudsmook212…

 
 

I have some anchovy eyes

Well, pop ’em out and light ’em up!

 
 

“Bork” is more like the sound of one of naked vinyl-couch-bound Jonah’s milder flati, gently burbling up with just enough force to casually vibrate those gelatinous inner thighs.

 
 

Fuck you WordPress, ahmagonna Douthat.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

It contains equal parts Pork, Borg, Dork, and Bonk, with pinches of Barf and Fuck added for extra flavor.

Quoting this for repetitious goodness.

 
 

Hmmm. The warning doesn’t “blink” in Opera but it do in FF.

FYWP anyway.

 
 

We’d probably need to develop some sort of schedule for beaning right wing columnists who write for major mainstream media outlets.

Soemthing that reflects a matrix of utter asshattery as compared to unctiousness or personal hygiene.

For example, would we give Tom Friedman a slap in the head with a trout, or the Will Treatment (rolled up in a carpet and tumbled down a flight of metal stairs)?

 
 

Forked tongue, you and Joe Max have both assured your places in Hell. Bastards.

 
 

Hey, the Mad Men allusion makes perfect sense, because everyone knows that women were treated poorly before feminism, and all feminists agree that women are best served by government control of their uteruses. (Uterii?) And therefore the real way for women and men to be equal is for women to have fewer rights. Also, I once read that Margaret Sanger was pro-eugenics, so yeah.

 
 

Well, pop ‘em out and light ‘em up!

Not before you give me back my pickle!

 
 

uteruses. (Uterii?)

UterWiis.

 
 

Hmmm. The warning doesn’t “blink” in Opera but it do in FF.

Opera-loving elitists discriminate against the blink tag.

 
 

Warning taken.

 
 

Ross Douthat =
Shoots a turd.
Hot rats do us.
Ooh, stud Tsar.
Odors at tush.
Stoat shroud.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

Shorters Anonymous?

* Step 1 – We admitted we were powerless over the shorter – that our clicks had become unmanageable
* Step 2 – Came to believe that a Shorter greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
* Step 3 – Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Sadly,No! as we understood Sadly,No!
* Step 4 – Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of PENIS.

*Golf clap*

 
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon
 

I’m glad that the Apocalypse Now-style warning has caught on in telling people not to click through.

Now, if only more people would actually listen, instead of taunting the tiger with their bare ass anyway, we’d all be safer and less mentally wrecked.

 
 

OT but Glen Beck keeps slipping further away from sanity

There is a coup going on. There is a stealing of America, and the way it is done, it has been done through the — the guise of an election, but they lied to us the entire time.

He’s cheering for a free democracy in the guise of a military junta.

 
 

The BVM is looking pretty rough from when I was a kid.

 
 

Now, if only more people would actually listen, instead of taunting the tiger with their bare ass anyway, we’d all be safer and less mentally wrecked.

But my goal is to be more mentally wrecked.

 
Knights in White Satin
 

” If ever, If ever
I used frozen Do(uthat)
S,N! S,N!
Strike me a blow.

 
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon
 

He’s cheering for a free democracy in the guise of a military junta.

Seems about par for course with the Orwellian little fuck.

 
 

There is a coup going on. There is a stealing of America, and the way it is done, it has been done through the — the guise of an election, but they lied to us the entire time.

I really get the impression that if any of these “talk” show asshats is going to finally get around to outright calling for violent revolution, it’ll be Bleccch. He strikes me as irresponsible enough to do it.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

I sometimes wonder (not all who wonder are lost, mind you) if all these asshats read each other’s spew and are just competing to see who can be the more outrageous and obnoxious. Sometimes Pantloadus Maximus likes to wait to see if he can stay within (and just within) the edge of expressed tastelessness but others seem to be competing to see who can really push the envelope of mean-spiritedness (with all the required, accompanying idiocy).

It’s a race to the bottom and only trained professionals can go into the more inky depths of the abyss.
Therefore: Always Trust the Shorter.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

I’m really glad I got to that meeting. Phew!

 
 

Or how about just accurately conveying to the nation’s prepubescent youth just exactly how pregnancies happen. Some kind of “sexual education” classes that might happen in public schools.

Or, if we’re talking crazy like this, you might even consider some form of financial support for young working women, so that they never find themselves unable to care for an unexpected child or unable to take time off to have said child…

Or, geez I’m way out on a limb here, but we might even consider providing free health care to everybody, so women would never have to worry about where their pre-natal care was going to come from, or how they were going to pay the pediatrician…

Nah, Ted Kennedy would never have been in favour of anything like that. Then there would have been no aborted fetuses for his savage blood rites.

 
 

the guise of an election, but they lied to us the entire time.

So he’s saying that a duly elected President of the United States stole an election by lying to the people who voted for him?

Really? A lying politician?

Wow! We must take up arms! To arms! To Arms!

 
 

Meanwhile, and like I have to point this out to anyone here, back when our democracy was actually stolen in an pseduo-coup? Not a squeak out of Bleccch. After all, the right guy had done the stealing, so it was hunky-dory. But a blackity-black guy got elected, so it COULDN’T have possibly been a real election, so let’s drag out the birther shit and the Muslin accusations and the idiot Revolutionary War rhetoric and all the quotes from Thomas “He’d Kick Our Mendacious Wingnut Asses If He Knew So Thank God He’s Dead” Paine.

 
 

The “guise of an election”?!!! Jesus H, his botched hemorrhoid operation obviously lobotomized him.

 
 

The “guise of an election”?!!! Jesus H, his botched hemorrhoid operation obviously lobotomized him.

He meant “the guys of an election.” He doesn’t believe in the 19th Amendment.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

Which guys lied to us the entire time? Huh?

 
 

Which guys lied to us the entire time? Huh?

The same guys he called liars the whole time, but failed to convince enough people.

 
 

I’m trying to click through to Douhat’s piece, but it won’t load! Is my computer trying to tell me something? (Other than “I don’t have enough RAM.”)

 
 

they lied to us the entire time
Which They are we talking about here? Gnomes of Zurich, Elders of Zion, Bilderbergers, Illuminati? If I have to spend half-an-hour following the arrows on a white-board diagram before I know — not to mention the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one — then I’d rather remain in blissful ignorance.

 
 

“I don’t have enough RAM.”
Veiled GOAT reference.

 
 

Is my computer trying to tell me something?

If you won’t trust the shorter, at least trust your computer.

 
 

not to mention the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one

Well-played, sirrah, well-played.

 
 

Veiled GOAT

Goat in a burka. Now that is multi-culti.

 
 

botched hemorrhoid operation
The moral, kids, is keep taking the immunosuppressive drugs if you don’t want host-rejection syndrome.

 
 

If you won’t trust the shorter, at least trust your computer.

So I should UPGRADE NOW?

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Hey, my anagram name is “Lark Irking Vandal.” I like that. I may start using it as a pseudonym.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

Someone help me here. Disguise or dosguise? Or deesguise?

Oh I have it! Youseguise!

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

If I add the Roman numeral II on the end, as “I”s, I get “Kind Alkali Arriving.” Which is better? Decisions, decisions!

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

And the 2008 Republican ticket was “Damn! Enjoy Chic Sin” and “A Sharp Nail.”

 
 

Hey, my anagram name is “Lark Irking Vandal.”

Consider your anonymity blown, MR. AARDVARK ‘N’ KILLING.

 
 

Wow. It knows all, it sees all.

Jonah Goldberg’s anagram name is HOG GNARLED JOB

 
 

Goat in a burka. Now that is multi-culti worst Smiths song evah.

 
 

Wheeee, my annie-graham is either “PUBE RUE” or “FANCY! A GERMY COMMA”.

I hate you, Mr. Web-Anagram Gadget.

 
 

Hah!

Mr. Web Anagram Gadget’s anagram name is WARM MAD GARBAGE GENT

Take THAT, you devious script.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Don’t tell Truthie that the three Kennedy brother’s names are:

“Jerk Dozy and Fine Length”

“Kind of Brazenly Regretted” and

“Monkeyed or Wandered.”

Say, didn’t he promise us a buttload of Ted Kennedy bashing? He delivered a short set and then disappeared. Do you suppose he spazzed out in public somewhere and got arrested? Anybody see anything suspicious on the news?

 
 

Don’t tell me. This is another installment of Borkback Mountain.

Seems they just can’t quit him.

 
 

The fact is, liberals hatred of USA knows know bounds.

 
 

“Bork”? I assume you’re referring to BROKEN OR BROTHER.

 
 

Clicked through just to check he mentioned Rosemary. He did.

 
 

Don’t let this SMG troll high-jack the thread w/ his amusing games!

 
 

liberals hatred of USA knows know bounds

Actually, that should be “MY HAT OF USA KNOW NO BOUND”

 
 

FAT ETHICS, SHRILL BAT-EARED!

 
 

Goat in a burka

Well, the Saudis do have the beautiful goat contest.

Meh. All this, and no mention of Kaus.

 
 

Anybody see anything suspicious on the news?

No, nope, nothing I’d link w/ THE TRUTH. Nothing at all. Savage trailer park beatings? Wouldn’t stop him from using his zillions of proxies to troll from the Motel 8.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Oh, no! The Democratic ticket was “Oh! I am a Brainsick Abuse” and “Sheep Joint Interbred Job.” Could we have made a terrible mistake?

 
 

Bork Bork Bork

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

As funny as this is, isn’t using more or less spaces than there were in the original cheating? I always use the spaces as characters when I’m trying to make anagrams by hand.

 
 

Well, the Saudis do have the beautiful goat contest.
If only people in the US would stage a “dog show”, then I could wallow in a gratifyingly liberal sense of moral equivalence.

 
Ross Douthat's Random Reality-to-TV Comparison Generator
 

Don’t blame me, I told him to go with how the misinformation spread in the current healthcare debate is reminiscent of “Three’s Company” episodes where incomplete eavesdropping leads to mistaken assumptions.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Oh! This makes up for everything. The previous preznit’s name is: “Blush, War Geek Ogre.” and his VP was: “Hereby Chancier Crud.”

 
 

If only people in the US would stage a “dog show”

Fuck, it wouldn’t surprise me to see a cockroach pageant here. I just think those are some awesomely funny looking goats.

Also, any excuse to bring up Mickey the Goat Blower.

 
 

As funny as this is, isn’t using more or less spaces than there were in the original cheating?

There are strict rules in place for doing stupid and irrelevant things.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

And the 1968 Republican ticket? “No! I Shun Horrid Climax” and “Grow a Penis.”

This just gets spookier and spookier!

 
 

There are strict rules in place for doing stupid and irrelevant things.

Or as Bill Griffith once pointed out, “Frivolity is a stern taskmaster”.

 
 

There are strict rules in place for doing stupid and irrelevant things.
This always ends up with accusations of steroid abuse, and then HTML Mencken gets all huffy.

 
 

Huh.

You Cannot Escape The Truth’s anagram name is NAUSEATE CENTURY HOTCHPOT

I vote we call him that next time he oozes under the door.

 
 

There are strict rules in place for doing stupid and irrelevant things.
I had no idea that Substance McGravitas was a structural anthropologist.

 
 

The spookiness continues!

Newt Gingrich’s anagram name is WRENCHING GIT

 
 

Ho w about “I’d Douthat That for A Dollar!”

or was that taken already?

 
 

I had no idea that Substance McGravitas was a structural anthropologist.

Anthropomorphist. That’s furry different.

 
 

Mickey Kaus’s anagram name is I’M A SUCK KEY

Or, if you use “Mickey the Goat Blower”, “WORTHY ANABOLIC GEEK”.

 
 

Excuse me, that should be “WORTHY METABOLIC GEEK”.

 
 

How about “I’d Douthat That for A Dollar!”
By Pohl & Kornbluth, if memory serves.

 
 

The fact is, liberals hatred of USA knows know bounds.

Of course it has bounds: it stops at the borders with Super Socialist Canada and Viva Los Zapatistas Mexico, which we love and want to gay polygamously marry.

 
 

Not a winner every time, though.

Glenn Beck’s anagram name is GELB ‘N’ NECK

 
 

HTML Mencken gets all huffy.

Don’t bogart the nitrous oxide.

 
 

structural anthropologist

Someone who’s sorry for human buildings?

 
 

it stops at the borders with Super Socialist Canada and Viva Los Zapatistas Mexico, which we love and want to gay polygamously marry.

And it can see No-Longer-Soviet-But-Still-Makes-Us-Piss-Ourselves Russia from its front yard.

 
 

Veiled GOAT reference.

Also known as the Bride of Kaus.

 
 

Structural Ant Chiropodist.

Makes orthopedic shoes for bugs.

 
 

“Frivolity is a stern taskmaster”

Tatting is serious business.

 
 

Glenn Lee Beck…

All I get is Bell Neck Gene, which makes no sense at all.

 
 

Also known as the Bride of Kaus.
These purity balls have GONE TOO FAR.

 
 

All I get is Bell Neck Gene, which makes no sense at all.

Do the words “deep throat” mean anything to you?

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Presidents from WWII to date:

Vote for Landon Ere All Sink

Hurry Man Star

He Did View the War Doings

Jerk Dozy and Fine Length

No! I Shun Horrid Climax

Grrr! Do Helpful, Odd Jar

Clear Jeer Smart Jar

No, Darlings, No ERA Law

Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

Jilts Nice Women. In for Fall

Blush, War Geek Ogre, and

Oh! I am a Brainsick Abuse.

Now which was the parallel universe again?

 
 

Fuck, it wouldn’t surprise me to see a cockroach pageant here.
I watched one of those once, but it was in a bar in Berlin.

 
 

When you run “Ann Hart Coulter” through the generator it is MUCH more fun :

Canton Urethral
A Trenchant Lour
Unclean Hart Rot
Nocturnal Hater
Atonal Retch Urn
Carnal Other Nut
Anal Curt Hornet

heheheh…

 
 

Do the words “deep throat” mean anything to you?

If I think about them too much in conjunction with “Glen Lee Beck” they mean sleepless nights and lots of therapy.

 
 

The fact is, Obsama and ACORN stole the election and our country. The fact is, we are now in debt like we’ve never been in history. The fact is, our rights are under attack like never before. The fact is, freedom is in danger from far left marxian socialests who have taken over USA. The fact is, here in the heartland, we have guns. The fact is, Glenn Beck is right about all of you and his new book will expose you for the hippocrites you are.

 
 

Hey, I don’t have an anagram! No fair.

 
 

The fact is, if only negros would just shut up about equal rights and work without getting fired or going on welfare for once.

 
 

The fact is, the media is liberal biased. The fact is, it is not fair the conservative pouints of view do not get equal time, even though we are about reality and you are not. The fact is, our President is a Usurper. The fact is, he has no right to be president. The fact is, unless the socialism stops we will rise up to restore the rightful man to the presidency, Dick Cheney.

 
 

The fact is, liberals are stupid.

 
 

Gary is juicing.

 
 

Gary is juicing.

Veiled testicle-in-vise reference.

 
 

Gary Ruppert…

Party Purger
Garter Pry Up
Tar Err Guppy
Pug Rape Try

I love that thing.

 
 

Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

I’d love to see that on a ballot.

 
 

I’d love to see that on a ballot.

There’s a problem if you want it off the ballot.

 
 

Hey! I’m Click Sexy Girth.

 
 

There are no anagrams for me, thank to the superfluous consonants.

 
 

I have your t-shirt design right here.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

The moral, kids, is keep taking the immunosuppressive drugs if you don’t want host-rejection syndrome.

Hmm. Lunch Lady identity revealed?

 
 

I have your t-shirt design right here.

That picture reminds me… Sarah Palin will soon be making more speeches.

 
 

The fact is, the media is liberal biased.

Tonight on Fox.

Sean Hannity, Glen Beck, Ann Coulter, Charles Krauthammer, Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Laura Ingram, Jonah Goldberg, Bill O’Reilly, Laura Schlessinger, Mike Gallagher and Cal Thomas discuss the lack of conservative voices in the media.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

“Palin will be doing both paid speeches, which are expected to go for six figures
apiece, and unpaid speeches for political and charitable causes, including Christian organizations, groups that support families with special-needs children and military families.”

I hope every Republican County Committee and every Chamber of Commerce in the country signs her up — at full rate — and goes broke in the process. That would be some fine, high-quality capitalism right there, you betcha!

 
 

Hmm. Lunch Lady identity revealed?
Yes, kid, black pudding and akvavit are a balanced diet. Would I lie to you?

 
 

I read that whole article. Made it all the way through to the end. Really.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

See? Told ya.

 
 

Sorry, but I have to get serious here. Down’s Syndrome is a syndrome, and the kids in the Special Olympics have the least of it—they are the rare ones. Aside from the fact that those who survive and are damaged on the left side of their brain are just as miserable and mean as the happy Down’s Syndrome kids are happy, most infants with Down’s Syndrome would die before their first birthday, in spite of drastic surgical intervention. They often have heart defects, and calcification of the brain. The idea that people are just aborting because they don’t want a cute, happy retarded kid who could participate in the Special Olympics is just wrong.

 
 

A righteous DoucheHat pantsing? Anagram fun? Extended Firesign riffing? Boy did I pick the wrong day for a blogdiet. What a freakin’ gyp.

Oh well, there’s always PENIS.

 
 

Well, I clicked through & I’m perfectly fine – except for this odd feeling … hmm …

Well, I like pi, soooooooo:

Let’s just see … ? = 3.14 … 1 … 5? … 8? … 9?

Yep. Definitely stupider than I was this morning. Uh oh.

————————

PS: to allay the possible concerns of fellow SadlyNauts for my mental faculties, I must confess that the above was posted merely as “humor” – I trust the shorter more than I would a busload of nuns under 24-hour CCTV surveillance wearing tracking-collars, & besides, I wouldn’t click on that shit even if you paid me.
SRSLY.

 
 

sorry to be late to the party on this one, but i would like to announce to any newspaper executives who may be desperately reading sadly, no! for business advice that i would subscribe to a paper paper for the first time in my life if the ombudsmook idea took hold. possibly multiple papers. cross my heart.

 
 

damn! i posted too soon! i would like to sign my previous comment with my anagrammatic name. please add:

“sincerely,
rash gnash insular haze.”

 
 

Someone who’s sorry for human buildings?

Depends on the building. This one, for instance, no penance can forgive.

 
 

I watched one of those once, but it was in a bar in Berlin.

I was leaving out the entirety of New Orleans during that special week in May/June. If you’ve lived there for it, you know.

 
 

Let’s just see … ? = 3.14 … 1 … 5? … 8? … 9?

Mmmm, Fibonacci Pi….yum!

 
 

Oh my, justme, that is hideous. And 4 mill for a 3 BR 2 BA 1+ acre? THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT?!!!

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

Hey, I don’t have an anagram! No fair.

“6”

 
 

This one, for instance, no penance can forgive.

I have been seeking a house with multiple opportunities for pole-dancing.

Oh, and go see Roy for outrage.

 
 

Depends on the building. This one, for instance, no penance can forgive.

Oops! :Left my storage bins lying about the Hamptons. Again

 
 

That Substance guy sure loves the polonaise.

 
 

You should see him dance the pole-ka.

 
 

That Substance guy sure loves the polonaise.

Here’s to hoping it washes off afterward.

 
 

Of course, if you’re more for velour than knobby floors, I give you the TIDOS Wankee Dream Home.

 
 

Here’s to hoping it washes off afterward.
If this is leading up to the “Je vinaigrette rien” joke, DO NOT WANT.

 
 

MORBID, MALCONTENT DOZE

What a ripoff.

 
 

I’m as dead as Teddy Kennedy.

 
The Reagan Revolution
 

I am much much deader.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

justme said,

September 1, 2009 at 2:28

Someone who’s sorry for human buildings?

Depends on the building. This one, for instance, no penance can forgive.

Nothing like bringing together three themes at once: This one, PENIS, and circumcision mania, whether pro- or anti-.

Presented for your appoval, the building called, when I was working there, the AT&T Gateway Tower, universally known to us as the Circumcision Tower.

 
 

The fact is, Gary Ruppert and Twoofy are Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.

 
 

Say hello to the Humourless Dildo Tower (Muzenstraat 89, The Hague).

 
 

This one, for instance, no penance can forgive.

Cripes, that thing took at least 2 people to design?

And in East Hampton, yet?

hammina hammina hammina

 
 

At least if I’m ever driving on the L.I.E. and get stuck behind some assclown in an SUV with a McCain/Palin ’08 bumper sticker, yakking on his cellphone, I’ll know where the fuckstick lives.

 
 

I guess I should mention that I’ve updated that post (in a Glenn-like fashion) two times already, so scroll down to get past the meta-media-boring parts.

 
 

the Circumcision Tower.

Leaving aside the entreaties above each photo to “enlarge” or “purchase”, there’s a joke in there about its larger, blacker neighbor.

 
 

Say hello to the most phallic skyscraper ever built and the tallest building intentionally demolished.

http://www.officemuseum.com/1908_Singer_Building_highest_office_building_in_the_world.jpg

 
 

What. The. Fuck?

Bruce “CLUB BETTER RAT” Bartlett, from the Greenwald linky:

This has created an imbalance that requires a Fox-like network that is as liberal as Fox is conservative. MSNBC seems to be trying to fill this role, but very half-heartedly for reasons I am unclear about.

Uh, yeah, we’re going to get a network as far to the left as FAUX to the right. Yeah. Can you imagine anyone in America sitting still for “Rev. Wright’s Believer’s Hour of Victory”, or “The Biggest Corporate Crooks of 2009”, or “The Noam Chomsky Speeches”, or “Sing Along With Utah Phillips”?

Pffft, yeah, right. What drugs are Bartlett on, and how can I find a doctor who’ll write me for them?

 
 

I’ll let Captain and Tennille take it from here:

Douthat to me one more time
Once is never enough with a man like you
Ohhh, and Douthat that to me one more time
I can never get enough of a man like you

Geddy, Alex and I are pretty sure Douthat is gay, given the massive FAIL that is the masticating conraception laden “Witherspoon follies”. . . . . not that there’s anything wrong with him being gay . . . Oh and his latest column is parody. It has to be. He can’t be this stooopid.

 
 

Snerk:

Lafayette Ron Hubbard’s anagram name is DEATHFUL, ABERRANT YOB

snerk.

LOL

 
 

Lafayette Ron Hubbard’s anagram name is DEATHFUL, ABERRANT YOB

And yet I find “Lafayette” more amusing than the anagram. Did his wife ever say “Lafayette, I have come again?”

 
 

I tried my internet name in the anagram thing, and it was boring. Then I tried my real name, same result. I hate you, anagram thing!
~

 
 

Did his wife ever say “Lafayette, I have come again?”

If you were his wife, would you ever go home?

 
 

Did his wife ever say “Lafayette, I have come again?”

First, second, or third wife?

 
 

If you were his wife, would you ever go home?

Given that I’m a dood, if I were his wife I’d be living in Iowa.

 
arguingwithsignposts
 

You know the NYT has comments now, right? They’re not as funny as these, but still.

 
 

No PENIS here. Nope.

 
 

They’re not as funny as these

They don’t have the professional experience we have.

 
 

Spain’s not even trying to make it more real-PENIS-like. That one is obviously patterned after a vibrator. Hey, they could build one in Japan and just wait for the next earthquake. I wonder if all the women inside would get off?

One of our projects in architecture school was designing a skyscraper; we referred to them as “skypricks” and had endless fun with making jokes about our project…”Architect Brings Prick to Portland!”

 
 

Dear Tintin:
Thank you for giving me my new band name: *full throttle asshattery*
Also, tell Gavin we love him, and he should take some of his meds.
Love,
stinkwrinkle

 
 

Glenn Beck smashes the oligarhy.

Yes, that’s a misspelling, and no, not mine.

 
 

Glenn Beck smashes the oligarhy.

Yes, that’s a misspelling, and no, not mine.

I love the first comment over there.

“HURR HURR the “c” is for Czar boy we put one over on you moonbats and you fell for it uraaaaahhh WOLVERINES!!!11elventy”

Yes, Missah Wingnut, gawrshes you is just so smarter than us! We stand defeated before your superior wisdom!

NOT.

 
 

Ironically, the result of this position was that it became harder harder for Eunice to find kids to participate in her Special Olympics.

It’s refreshing to see the “pro-life” = pro-retard position admitted so clearly.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

justme said,

September 1, 2009 at 3:53

the Circumcision Tower.

Leaving aside the entreaties above each photo to “enlarge” or “purchase”, there’s a joke in there about its larger, blacker neighbor.

Yeah, being across the street from the tallest building west of the Mississippi, they had to inflate their numbers even to get within 10 floors of it. The entrance lobby is the 4th floor, and the next floor is the 15th. Needless to say, the ceiling in the lobby is very high, but it allows them to lie about their…ahem…height by 10 floors.

 
 

Ross Francis Pius Douthat and MeMeMe McArdle should get together for bland intercourse.

 
 

Ross Francis Pius Douthat and MeMeMe McArdle should get together for bland intercourse.

Oh, hey, thanks for the image.

I’ll be forwarding you the bill for the materials necessary to scrub my brain clean of it.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Of course, if those were really their names, “Fusspots as Unadroit Rich” and “Clammed Mere Me” sounds much more appealing.

 
 

Ross Francis Pius Douthat and MeMeMe McArdle should get together for bland intercourse.

David+David described it, over twenty years ago:

“making like defrocked priests
going through the motions
a double-backed beast
without the holy lotions
generate heat
but move without emotion
an athletic feat
like Swimming In The Ocean…”

 
 

tintin!

so much harder!

Ironically, the result of this position was that it became harder harder for Eunice to find kids to participate in her Special Olympics.

(i would’ve emailed you if i could’ve figured out how to do that. keep up the awesome work!)

 
 

Ross Francis Pius Douthat and MeMeMe McArdle should get together for bland intercourse.

By “bland” I assume that you mean both sitting back and waiting for the other one to do all the work.

 
 


pedestrian said,

September 1, 2009 at 5:28

Ross Francis Pius Douthat and MeMeMe McArdle should get together for bland intercourse.

By “bland” I assume that you mean both sitting back and waiting for the other one to do all the work.

Going Galt-alt.
~

 
 

the tallest building west of the Mississippi

Ahem.

 
The Tragically Flip
 

McArdle would insist on birth control, and Douthat wouldn’t be able to get it up.

 
 

By “bland” I assume that you mean both sitting back and waiting for the other one to do all the work.

I suspect they’d just hire in some immigrants for that.

 
I should have been a pair of ragged drawers
 

Christ, this thread is rich with ass gravy. Somebody start a new one without Goldberg’s thighs in it.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

justme said,

September 1, 2009 at 5:39

the tallest building west of the Mississippi

Ahem.

Sorry. When they built the Gateway Tower, the Columbia Center Tower was the tallest building west of the Mississippi. But then, so was the Smith Tower when it was finished in 1912. Now you can barely see it.

 
 

get together for bland intercourse
The Beast with Two Borks (unless that should be reserved for the SCOTUS).

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Robert Heron Bork=Broken or Brother. Anything?

 
 

I should have been a pair of ragged drawers said,

September 1, 2009 at 5:46

Christ, this thread is rich with ass gravy. Somebody start a new one without Goldberg’s thighs in it.

You can have the gravy that’s on the menu, kid.

 
 

“I tried my internet name in the anagram thing, and it was boring. Then I tried my real name, same result. I hate you, anagram thing!”

Using my real, full name (with “Andrew” instead of “Andy”, and including my middle name), I can proudly say that I am “Dr. Hung Heavy Walnut”. That is both somewhat dirty and somewhat trippy at the same time.

 
 

Crap, I want a doctorate w/ mine!

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Katherine Jean Lopez==Zanier Joke Elephant. OK, I can’t beat that. That does it for me for the night. So long, all!

 
 

Ross Francis Pius Douthat and MeMeMe McArdle should get together for bland intercourse.

Oh, hey, thanks for the image.

On top of the naked and sweaty Jonah, laying on the Naugahyde couch.

*Bork!* squish *Bork!* squish *Bork!*

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Bless me, Tintin, for I have sinned- although I trusted the shorter, I clicked through!

This struck me:

But like many other Catholic liberals, from Joseph Biden to Dennis Kucinich, he moved leftward with his party, becoming a down-the-line supporter of abortion rights, with a voting record that brooked no compromise on the issue.

Could this have anything to do with the right’s insistence on fighting access to birth control and comprehensive sex education?

Douchehat, indeed.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

WAHH!!! Tragically Flip beat me to the punch- simply put, he took a gun to church, while I showed up with a bat.

 
 

Hah. “Address my post, libs” yields a rich, rich vein:

Bladder Sissy Stomp
Blasted Mods Prissy
Badly Pissed Storms
Badly Disports Mess
Bad Spiders Sly Mots
Bad Deists Sly Romps
Bad Dress Imply Toss

And then, a clue!

Brads Modesty Slips

Brad, you clever devil, you! You had me going!

 
arguingwithsignposts
 

Oh, look, another sanctimonious, insufferable prig clutching pearls in the NYT today. I anxiously await the shorter for Brooks.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

The Obama Slide?

It’s Obama! Boogie woogie woogie woogie

 
 

Can a prig clutch pearls with his ass cheeks? I ask because Brooks is pretty much all ass, so I want to be sure we’re accurate in describing him as “pearl clutching.”

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Can a prig clutch pearls with his ass cheeks?

I imagine it can, but to what avail? Better that the prig clutches lumps of coal in his ass cheeks, so that the resultant heat and pressure can produce a diamond.

Better yet…

Brooks is just the irritant, no pearl will ever result from its presence.

 
 

Brooks is just the irritant, no pearl will ever result from its presence.

A tube of Prep H and Brooks will be reduced to a pair of glasses and a sneer.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

A tube of Prep H and Brooks will be reduced to a pair of glasses and a sneer.

Don’t forget, although intangible, an ineffable sense of concern.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Errol Louis just took a pipe to Brooks’ head, metaphorically speaking, on his WWRL radio show. He flat-out called Brooks’ column propaganda.

 
arguingwithsignposts
 

Comments are no longer being accepted. Wow, with only 45 comments showing. Douthat’s had like 300. Wonder why Brooks only gets so few? Perhaps the fact that someone found an error.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

The old grey mare lady, she ain’t what she used to be.

 
Looch who has way too much time on his hands these days
 

I don’t know for sure, but I am wondering if South Carolina may be facing some sart a’ contsatooshunahl crahsis.

http://www.blogactive.com/2009/08/rumors-confirmed.html

 
Torture is Un-American
 

Ironically, the result of this position was that it became harder harder for Eunice to find kids to participate in her Special Olympics.

Which Kennedy is worse, Ted who wanted to kill all Down Syndrome babies, or Eunice who just wanted them to run in her race? What monsters these libruls are.

 
 

Which Kennedy is worse, Ted who wanted to kill all Down Syndrome babies, or Eunice who just wanted them to run in her race? What monsters these libruls are.

The worst is Bobby Jr, who wanted to race the D.S. babies on treadmills in the name of “green” energy.

 
 

At least if I’m ever driving on the L.I.E. and get stuck behind some assclown in an SUV with a McCain/Palin ‘08 bumper sticker, yakking on his cellphone, I’ll know where the fuckstick lives.

They can’t all live there!

 
 

Not everyone can wield the slotted spoon, kid.

 
 

Break any rules of logic or the current style manual and you get hit on the head with a mailed fist.

I’m just picturing this. The mail man drops a package on your desk and when you open it a fist comes flying out and nails you one in the nose.

 
 

a down-the-line supporter of abortion rights, with a voting record that brooked no compromise on the issue.

What sort of compromise can there be? Let half the women who want abortions get them? Perhaps determined by coin toss? Democratic abortion compromise would be to keep abortion legal but lower the numbers by educating young sexually active people and making contraception available to them, and by helping women who have children so they don’t feel abortion is the only option available in their lives – this is what Dems have worked on for years with provable results. Republicans want to ban abortion, but they actively work to increase the number of women seeking one. When one of the parties’ main interest is not in actually lowering the number of unwanted pregnancies but in “slut-shaming” and punishment, there can be no compromise. They can kiss my whole ass.

 
 

tigrismus – you just don’t understand the logic. By forcing women to have their children, they grow up unwanted and despised and because of that they become Republicans. It’s all a plot to increase the number of Republicans in the country.

 
 

OT, sorry, but anyone else get the sense that Joke Line has pulled a vanderleun here?

“It is not hyperbole, it is a fact” is the new internets shorter for “I don’t have any evidence to support my argument, but I promise you I’m not exaggerating!!!”

 
 

they grow up unwanted and despised and because of that they become Republicans. It’s all a plot to increase the number of Republicans in the country.

Most of the righties I know are only unwanted and despised by the rest of us, their hideous parents actually wanted them. Hard to believe, I know.

 
 

By forcing women to have their children, they grow up unwanted and despised and because of that they become Republicans. It’s all a plot to increase the number of Republicans in the country.

Invasion of the Booby Snatchers.

 
 

Ted,

I dunno, I sort of called him on that at my blog. It didn’t strike me so much hysteria as a pathetical cry for attention.

 
 

“Patehtical”?

OK, that calls for writing on the blackboard a hundred times “Keep it simple, stupid”…

 
St. Trotsky, Pope-in-Avignon
 

The mail man drops a package on your desk and when you open it a fist comes flying out and nails you one in the nose.

Even Thing had to find a supplementary career in today’s economy.

 
 

Even Thing had to find a supplementary career in today’s economy.

In a strong indication of age and geekiness, I instantly assumed The Thing and a prank by the Yancy Street Gang.

 
 

In a strong indication of age and geekiness, I instantly assumed The Thing and a prank by the Yancy Street Gang.

So you missed the Addams Family allusion?

 
 

So you missed the Addams Family allusion?

Totally, but I see the point, which also seems to prove that my brain is on the downhill side.

 
 

my brain is on the downhill side.

Mine skis double black diamonds, but then I went to lots of rock concerts.

 
 

PLAID SIEVE KINK!!!

my anagram rulz, eat it cobags!!!!

 
 

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