Jesus had a liberal baby murderer whacked in his own house today and this is what we’re talking about?

Three CEOs of major companies = balanced discussion about the economy.

What about caterpillar eyebrows, Mr. Schmidt?

C.f.

Marco, glad to see you support terrorists as long as they’re white. Now die in a fire and go to Hell you women-hating, murder-supporting psychopath.

If only I had something to contribute rather than just needing to test something.

If Jesus had given the go-ahead, he surely would have had him tortured first. I suspect someone higher up the organization, Pat Robertson maybe.

Culture of Truth and his bobblespeak tranlations are a gift to those of us who can no longer stand to watch the Sunday morning snoozefests. We look forward to his transcripts because it’s just too maddening to see the same old pigs telling lies, week after week, and the same spineless democrats mumble and dissemble in response, week after week.

OT: Note to Lanny Davis, thank fuck you were working for Clinton during the 08′ election. If Obama had listened to shills like you, he would never have won. You stupid shit.

Too much to hope that 150 democratic congressmen and 30 democratic senators show up at Dr. Tiller’s funeral. After all, he merely defended thousands of women’s rights to choice in their lives, instead of those who were sitting on their hands a thousand miles away sniffing at the ‘unseemliness’ of his profession.

Leahy: she went to Yale and became a prosecutor she’s not a member of the Ku Klux Klan

Sessions: that’s true – I never saw her at any of the meetings

CoT rocks again.

I thought Marco was being sarcastic and asking why we’re doing teh funny when this horrible right-wing terrorist murder of a doctor has happened. Is his comment fer reals?

@Candy

You’re probably right. Sorry Marco for snapping, this is just really tough on me. There are way to many pro-life men out today trolling all the feminist sites trying to make sure we all are good and terrorized by their successful murder of a good and decent man.

But back on topic, that is pretty funny.

Schmidt: America will recover faster than other nations because of our superior online maps

Jesus had a liberal baby murderer whacked

Correction: Tiller was aborted in his 268th trimester.

They shot the guy in church. Even the mob doesn’t do that.

Hamlet didn’t, either.

Don’t talk shit about the abortion doctor murdering demographic, you fucking jackoffs. I’m not convinced that’s a demographic we can’t win if the party makes one or two changes in our positions for the midterm elections and it might help us reach our 600 house seat/112 senate seat goal after which we might get around to passing some of the legislation you cocksuckers seem to want to see so bad. But don’t hold your breath, faggots.

OT, but quelle fucking surprise

Or maybe, quelle sucking fur prize?

PITTSBURGH – A former Pennsylvania Senate staffer has been arrested on charges he wanted to engage in sex acts with a 15-year-old boy while dressed in a panda costume, state Attorney General Tom Corbett said.

I call fake Rahm. Profanity ratio is too low to be real.

Authorities also found a wolf costume and cat-type costume while searching Berlin’s home but the panda costume has not been found.

No skunk suit? Can’t have been our favorite conservative furry, then.

Cf. the best thread in S,N! history

That makes me a Sad Panda.

I see the U. S. media didn’t cover the Republican pedo-furry story, & PeeJ had to outsource his link to Canada.

pro-life men out today trolling all the feminist sites trying to make sure we all are good and terrorized

Eee-yuck. I don’t even want to look.

On a semi-serious note (oh, sure) if we want to panic (I could use the adrenaline) there may be more serious things than election setbacks coming. Wing-nut narrative as to the illegitimacy of the election & Obama’s presidency, from birth surf-i-ticket to magic brainwashing & “the media hoodwinking of the voters” (+ skin tone nervousness: Some of them would be having fits if Colin Powell had been elected on the “Bomb Iran & Torture The Survivors” ticket) is making more & more of the paranoid (whose fears, while extending well beyond which tool of the [List ’em here] conspiracy is in office this go-round, are certainly ginned up by a non-Brit/Kraut in the W. H.) feel as if it is their patriotic, Constitution-loving, Gawd-fearing duty to kill a few Others for Christ.

Will they wait until the 2010 elections, when any losses can be taken as final proof of, say, “The failure of democracy,” & the right time for insurrection?

Candy, it was not for reals and Cerberus, no worries. I am actually pretty pissed today and saddened, of course. I just channel it in not-so-successfully funy ways, or try to.

Candy, it was not for reals and Cerberus, no worries. I am actually pretty pissed today and saddened, of course. I just channel it in not-so-successfully funny ways, or try to.

I think “jesus had him whacked” was a good indication of mockery, but this is not a good day for real humans, so …

Orcinus has a piece up about the shooting, M. Bouffant. Sara Robinson is convinced that a hard rain is gonna fall. I’m not quite as convinced of the scope of the coming violence as she is, but hell, it only takes a few whacked out Jihandis for Jebus to fuck a lot of things up, and to make this country a pretty uncivilized place. Also.

Thanks Candy, I’ll take a peep.

Freepers, classy as ever.

My favorite,

jury (of one) nullification

You do realize that if this story proves true, that it will be played by the liberal Barry media as the work committed by a rightwing extremist?

From the same Freep link, which I will not be visiting again.

Assuming the motivation of the killer was a stance against abortion (as opposed to robbery or psychotically mistaking Tiller for the advancing Soviet army of Genghis Khan robots), what is the logical counterpart to this?

How would the non-liberal non-Barry media ‘play’ this?

As the work of a left-wing extremist? Of a right wing non-extremist? Of an ideologically unidentified tendency? What?

My favorite,

I gotta go with Reichstag Fire. Between the projection and the godwinning, it’s pure freeper.

However, remember that Barack Obama was responsible for all of the Weather Underground bombings because he was once on the board of a foundation with a guy who was never convicted of anything.

So, BILL AYERS!, but how dare the liberal Barry media suggest the anti-abortion movement has anything to do with this?

I assume the spin on the story about Dr. Tiller will be “This is what happens when you elect a radical, polarizing, abortion loving Mooslem. It’s unfortunate, but under those circumstances some elements of the population become radicalized in direct proportion to the radical [sic] liberal [sic] administration.” Portray gun toting rightwing psychopaths as nothing more than the coefficient of the culture created by the Left.

Marco, yeah, rereading it, it was actually pretty clear as satire. I’ve just been a little “rargh” today, so I prematurely lunged. With the Prop 8 decision and this, I’m a little sensitive to fuckwits (in general) who seem to have no purpose in their life but to terrorize or bully minority groups to feel special.

I guess my coping mechanism to terrorism has unfortunate collateral damage and poorly chosen targets…hmm, apparently I’m George W. Bush. Not sure how I feel about that.

You do realize that if this story proves true, that it will be played by the liberal Barry media as the work committed by a rightwing extremist?

Thanks, Mr. Cid. I can now be glad I didn’t see that over there. That’s some amazing …um, words fail me, I have no idea what that is.

How would the non-liberal non-Barry media ‘play’ this?

A patriotic blogger is being framed so DHS can start rounding up the so-called “right wing exrtemists.” WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!

Some right wing terrorist killed a doctor today. How do you like your Hopey McChangealot now? I voted for Sara Palin BTW.

Dear people who don’t deserve to be called Americans:

It is more in sorrow than in anger that we write this letter. You didn’t have to vote for the Kenyan born islamo-fasci-metrosexual iron-fisted despot/liberal wuss, but you did.

We, the rightful voter-sheep-deciders, had no choice but to buy even more guns and ratchet our hate speech from eleven to eleventy-hundred.

It’s a crying shame that we have had to achieve victory by shooting unarmed people in Lutheran churches, but this is a small price to pay (for us).

Also, we are the victims, and it’s all your fault.

Signed,

The Party of Personal Responsibility, Pissing the Sheets While Screeching about Non-American Terrorists, and Otherwise Being America’s Taliban Party from the Safety of Our Own Basements
~

So you voted for death to doctors? You should be awfully happy now.

How would the non-liberal non-Barry media ‘play’ this?

Oh, why, as an unfortunate coincidence, of course. That bullet was just haning there in mid-air and Dr. Tiller just happened to walk into that bullet at 186,000 feet per second. No intent necessary.

And of course this will prompt a massive round-up of gun owners. Just like the one that happened after Waco. And Ruby Ridge. And the OKC bombing. And the guy who shot at Clinton’s White House with a semi-automatic. Remember all those mass arrests of gun owners?

I’m getting a message from the right-wing-anti-abortionist-woman-hating-nutjobs.
They say “We’re sorry Dr. Tiller was murdered mumble Dred Scott mumble.”
Translation “Fuck him, but don’t criticize us.”
Then they say “It would be unchristian to claim that he had it coming because he murdered babies in the womb mumble Teri Schiavo mumble.”
Translation “He had it coming.”
Then they say “We deplore the actions of an individual driven to extreme measures mumble no stem cell research mumble.”
Translation “We fire bombed his clinic, tried to cripple his hands, pushed district attorneys to vindictively prosecute him. What part of ‘we’re after his ass’ didn’t you believe?”
Then they say “We grieve with his family and his congregation mumble IUDs are unsafe mumble no Plan B either mumble.”
Translation ” If we had missed him this time, his family was next. And his congregation is insufficiently bible-thumping enough, they ought to think about that while they are mopping the blood out of the church. No holding protests or memorial plaques.”
But hey, anti-abortionist-woman-hating-nutjobs are nice people, you gotta believe. NO YOU REALLY GOTTA BELIEVE. NO CRITICISM, OR YOU WILL BE CALLED SHRILL!!

From TPM, citing teh GOS.
The suspect is a

“Sovereign citizen”, tax protester, longtime Operation Rescue guy, did an earlier stint in the slammer for having bomb components in his car trunk.

But there are no right wing extremists! Janet Napolitano (and what kind of name is that anyway, some mafia thing?) invented the term solely to oppress the patriotic conservative heartland.

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2009/05/suspect_in_custody.php?ref=fpblg

FYWP Don’t make me shoot you.

The awful oppressive federal gubmit is trampling on the holy states’ rights by sending federal marshals to take all our guns protect threatened doctors.

Googling and lurking with a badge.

Without elaborating, Stolz [Deputy Chief of the Wichita Police] said investigators will be looking into the Internet comments because the discussion could bear on public safety.

Wait, wait, this can’t be right. It’s only crappy little Latin American banana republics that have death squads (on account of their Hispanic temperaments and, umm, a cultural acceptance of poor governance). That’s one of the signs of Anglo-Saxon superiority.

Hey, wingnuts and militia freaks, have you seen my copy of the Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001? I’ve got my copy of the Department of Homeland Security’s report on “Rightwing Extremism” (April 2009), but I can’t find the other document. I know it’s in here somewhere.

How would the non-liberal non-Barry media ‘play’ this?

Another Freeper commenter decries the media for trying to paint a sympathetic picture of Tiller by reporting that he was an usher in his church.

I’ve worked hard to come up with a witty addendum to this, but I have failed.

You do realize that if this story proves true, that it will be played by the liberal Barry media as the work committed by a rightwing extremist?

Indeed, when everyone knows lefties love guns and hate abortions, and of course there’s nothing extreme about MURDERING SOMEONE.

The odds of a militant atheist shooting up a church are much better than the odds of someone who lived in Merriam being in Wichita to shoot someone. It should be interesting to see if there is any videotaped proof of the suspect being in the church. Or videotaped proof of him being on the Kansas Turnpike (the entrance/exits should have some video taping going on to spot the car in question). The line between reasonable suspicion and political profiling is blurring with such a quick arrest here.

Someone who was anti-Abortion may have done this. That issue in Wichita is heated, mainly due to the provocations of extremists like Tiller. Obviously, what happened was not right. But Tiller trivialized life by ending it thousands of times and provoked decent citizens with his depraved job. When even the decent are outraged, the fringe will be worse.

There is no good guy here. Tiller has found out what happens when you murder and unfortunately he did not turn back and repent in time. The murderer will find that out too if he doesn’t repent his sins.

And when you look at the tally. There have been 53 million murdered by Abortion. But all the weeping from the left is over the murders of a few so-called Doctors. (And any doctor who does an abortion is violating the Hippocratic oath). Either weep for all or weep for none.

Today’s sad, and so will Tomorrow, since GM is filing for bankruptcy, and another shoe is dropping in the Economic Armageddon that Obama has unleashed on America.

If Gary Ruppert is someone’s spoof today, you’re being WAY too subtle.

Hey, Ruppert @ 4:28, you’ve already been answered @ 3:56.
Eat it loser.

My version is better, fake Gary.

The odds of a militant atheist shooting up a church are much better than the odds of someone who lived in Merriam being in Wichita to shoot someone. [ . . .] Someone who was anti-Abortion may have done this. That issue in Wichita is heated, mainly due to the provocations of extremists like Tiller.

Wow.

Off your meds again, eh?

No “the fact is.”
No misspellings.
Subtlety.

I call fake fake Gary.

There have been 53 million murdered by Abortion.

53 million what?

Pre-emptive hint: if you answer “babies”, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Maybe a hard rain ain’t gonna fall, but after Oklahoma City, it’s probably wise to err on the side of overestimating right-wing terrorists. As pointed out oh so recently (by that report saying all right-wing bloggers are violent extremists), the circumstances of an economic downturn, Preznit Barry S. Hussein Abdul Aziz bin Obama, etc. are aggravating factors.

So it’s good to see the DOJ responding in an extraordinary manner.

Also, poop.

I don’t know ittdiggity. I get the whiff of real Gary. Whoever wrote that comment though, you’re a fucking scumbag. Fuck you.

I just spent about 10 minutes following links from memeorandum and I’ve never hated wingnut bloggers and their even more evil commenters more than I do now.

It’s certainly possible, even likely, that more right wing assholes will kill some more people, maybe even commit larger acts of terrorism. But I think they’z a fixin’ ta get they asses kicked in ways they ain’t even imagined. I don’t think anyone’s gonna put up with they shit anymo. This ain’t the ’90s, assholes.

Maybe a hard rain ain’t gonna fall, but after Oklahoma City, it’s probably wise to err on the side of overestimating right-wing terrorists.

Hmm…Wichita, Oklahoma City…It’s pretty obvious which part of the country the threat is coming from.

I say we invade Iraq.

As for the DOJ responding by sending out marshals to protect similar individuals, can’t be happening. The commenter who posts as Rahm Emmanuel told me so.

The fact is, Lawnguylander, (stipulating the existence of a real Gary) he never produced comments without misspellings or grammatical errors.

Hey Ruppert, you sociopathic fucknozzle; please print this out, read it, thoroughly absorb it, then fold it till it’s all corners and jam it down your gullet so that no Himlich Maneuver could possibly dislodge it, Mmmm-kay? Kthxbai.

“Himlich”? I suck!

GOP yelling from last month.

Sebelius’s affiliation with Dr. George Tiller has stoked anger in the antiabortion community, and drawn skepticism among Republican senators. As part of the committee’s request for additional information, Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) pressed Sebelius to detail her relationship with Tiller, who was acquitted last month in Kansas of misdemeanor charges stemming from performing late-term abortions but now faces a state medical board investigation.

Via J. Marshall.

Caterpillar CEO Jim

Is Caterpillar Jim related to Earthworm Jim?

Story.

When Obama was elected last fall, Hern predicted that anti-abortion violence would increase, he said. Because Obama supports legalized abortion, Hern said, its foes “have lost ground…. They want the doctors dead, and they invite people to assassinate us. No wonder that this happens.

You do realize that if this story proves true, that it will be played by the liberal Barry media as the work committed by a rightwing extremist?

Yeah, I mean how could anyone come to the conclusion that doing a drive-by on Dr. Tiller on the anniversary of Eric Rudolph’s capture could possibly have anything to do with the violent right wing?

Another Freeper commenter decries the media for trying to paint a sympathetic picture of Tiller by reporting that he was an usher in his church.

Yeah. If they media was objective, they would have reported he was at a different place than where it happened, doing something else.

I am so proud of my home state.

Fred Phelps, Tim McVeigh, and now this asshole. Damn.

Anybody here play EVE online? Looking to form a Sadlynaught corporation.

Paul the Krug-Man brings it old school:

“This bill is the most important legislation for financial institutions in the last 50 years. It provides a long-term solution for troubled thrift institutions. … All in all, I think we hit the jackpot.” So declared Ronald Reagan in 1982, as he signed the Garn-St. Germain Depository Institutions Act.

…the bill turned the modest-sized troubles of savings-and-loan institutions into an utter catastrophe. But he was right about the legislation’s significance. And as for that jackpot — well, it finally came more than 25 years later, in the form of the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.

For the more one looks into the origins of the current disaster, the clearer it becomes that the key wrong turn — the turn that made crisis inevitable — took place in the early 1980s, during the Reagan years…

…it was the explosion of debt over the previous quarter-century that made the U.S. economy so vulnerable. Overstretched borrowers were bound to start defaulting in large numbers once the housing bubble burst and unemployment began to rise.

These defaults in turn wreaked havoc with a financial system that — also mainly thanks to Reagan-era deregulation — took on too much risk with too little capital.

There’s plenty of blame to go around these days. But the prime villains behind the mess we’re in were Reagan and his circle of advisers — men who forgot the lessons of America’s last great financial crisis, and condemned the rest of us to repeat it.

Oh Noez!!!! Teh Commislamosocialest bastard haz gone too far!!!

I can’t wait to see the mouth-frothing at his saying bad things about Saint Ronnie. LOL. Coming soon to Teh Sadly Front Page, more ill-prepared whingeing over being called on their bullshit, by The Right.

Fucking priceless, though.

By the time the government closed the books on the affair, taxpayers had lost $130 billion, back when that was a lot of money.

Oh, for the days.

All this, we were assured, was a good thing: sure, Americans were piling up debt, and they weren’t putting aside any of their income, but their finances looked fine once you took into account the rising values of their houses and their stock portfolios. Oops.

Oh, man. That’s going to leave a mark.

Honus said,
June 1, 2009 at 0:33

They shot the guy in church. Even the mob doesn’t do that.
==
Victor Kurgan doesn’t even fucking do that.

Also from the freeper dung heap…
Consider a leftwing assassin, along the lines of the black college student who defaces her own dorm or car with nooses so she can cry ‘racism.’
Now it would greatly please my Dark Side to see these loonies rounded up and shipped to some US gulag in a foreign land to be held indefinately and tortured, but I refuse to give in to my Dark Side.

Expect to hear this from the GOP (Got Our Pimpsticks) during the Sotomayor confirmation hearings and for the Willie Wetleg Democrats to not say this.

Consider a leftwing assassin, along the lines of the black college student who defaces her own dorm or car with nooses so she can cry ‘racism.’

Ummmm…do what now?

Who did this hypothetical student supposedly assassinate? We seem to be redefining the word “assassin” here so that it means…what? “You monster! You assassinated the decor of your dorm room!”

Consider a leftwing assassin, along the lines of the black college student who defaces her own dorm or car with nooses so she can cry ‘racism.’

So, does that make that lady who drew a backwards B into her face with her keys a ‘rightwing assassin’ now?

Consider a leftwing assassin, along the lines of the black college student who defaces her own dorm or car with nooses so she can cry ‘racism.’

So a left winger who fakes a racist incident in which no one is physically harmed is equivalent to a right winger WHO FUCKING MURDERS SOMEONE? Goddamn lefties and their moral relativism.