Dont Let O’Bama Take My Right’s Away
Posted on April 16th, 2009 by Tintin
Yesterday’s teabaggers had a multitude of concerns and complaints, including this one in Albuquerque protesting the federal governments governments’ government’s plan to take away his right to put apostrophes where they don’t belong and leave them out where they do.
UPDATE: And for those of you who think that the errant apostrophe in “politician’s” was the magic marker equivalent of a typo, there’s this:
(Also, no photoshopping was used to alter these signs.)
You can pry my apostrophes from my cold, dead hand.
??????? ?o s?????q??
It looks like there was an internal struggle in that last word, with the e winning out over something else. An insurgent apostrophe, perhaps?
Obama totally talks like that! Ha ha!
It’s pimpin’, see, cause O’bama’s black. Y’all. Homes.
Forget the grammar. The blatant racism is all the fucktard right has left.
Not “government.”
It’s spelled “gubmint.”
Tea-bagger meets Uncle Ream-Us
I totally freaking bet he originally was going to write “futur’s”.
Same guy, two signs, or identical twins separated at mitosis?
Hey y’all seen my Be Pimpin’ Our Childrens Future? I left it lying around somewhere and now it’s gone missing. I’m seriously peeved at Our Politician for lording over me the fact that he knows exactly where his Be Pimpin Our Childrens Future is. I suppose it is my own fault for not labelling it as prominently as Our Politician did, but with the recent run on cardboard and Sharpies, what was a Dragon-King to do?
It looks like there was an internal struggle in that last word, with the e winning out over something else. An insurgent apostrophe, perhaps?
VOWELRINES!
He may be interested in this shirt:
http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?comic=tfd
vs. Apostrophiends!
“BE PIMPIN'”. Ha ha! Those colored fellas don’t even know proper English!
He may be interested in this shirt
Or this site.
Glad to see you’ve finally found pictures of Troofy.
Glad to see you’ve finally found pictures of Troofy.
Too many teeth. That would make him Treefy. He needs only one toof.
Why s bm tlkng bt fndng hs fntsy ch-ch trns whl th cnmy brns?
mtrk, s t s, hs nvr bn bl t trn prft r vn b slf-sffcnt. Why shld mr f my mny g dwn th drn fndng fld prgrm?
Mr prk, bggr gvrnmnt, mr mny fr lbrl spcl ntrsts–mrc s gttng tst f th RL bm.
I guess some people feel free to skip a day in small claims court.
Two photos’!? With different s’igns’?!?!?
Is this the Teabaggers Subterranean Homesick Blue’s?
And it look’s like Albuquerque was overflowin’ wit’ dozen’s of protester’s.
bm–plyng wth ch-ch trns whl mrc brns.
Bookmark this liberals: we have eight more years of bone-crushing stupidity to come.
ght yrs? Y thnk y’ll gt ght yrs?
Yh, rght. lrdy knw svrl ndpndnts nd vn sm Dmcrts wh r lrdy tllng m ths sn’t th “chng” thy vtd fr.
cn’t wt fr 2010 (by-by Ddd) nd 2012.
Train-bashing: the new conservative talking point. Keep the wisdom coming!
Plural, possessive…what’s the difference?
Chow chows? I distinctly saw a Portuguese Water Dog.
You can thank Bush for the gasoline and the matches.
Mobsters, Banksters Politician’s — What’s the Difference?
Umm… the vote?
Actor212: Vowelrines! I love it!
I think the most appropriate apostrophe page would be Bob the Angry Flower’s Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots.
Y cn thnk Bsh Brny Frnk, Chrs Ddd, Fnn M nd Frdd Mc fr th gsln nd th mtchs.
FTFY.
Keep telling yourself that, troll.
Poor Troofy…reduced to whining about the B&O Railroad…
It’s tough to match an outfit to a misspelled sign. How did that go?
Guess where the headquarters of Amtrak are?
Wilmington, Delaware.
HMMMmmm…….pork, anyone?
Just curious there, Troofy.
How many federal interstate highways turn a profit?
Here, let me answer for ya:
NONE, YA MUTHAFUCKING IDJIT!
Now go back to school.
Gss whr th hdqrtrs f mtrk r?
Wlmngtn, D!
Wh ls s frm Wlmngtn? Hmmm….cn y sy “prk”, J Bdn?
“Hw mny fdrl ntrstt hghwys trn prft?”
ntrstt Hghwys r mttr f ntnl dfns.
The railroads will do fine as long as someone invents a new kind of steel.
Interstate Highways are a matter of national defense.
Oh? Plan on lobbing asphalt at Al Qaeda, do you?
“h? Pln n lbbng sphlt t l Qd, d y?”
r mltry vhcls wld hv t mv qckly n cs f nvsn, nd r cts nd t b vctd n th cs f ntrl dsstrs nd/r nclr ttck. Tht’s why gvrnmnt fndng f ntrstts mks sns. t’s rltd t th “cmmn dfns”.
That’s why government funding of Interstates makes sense.
Fine.
Then why not ban commercial use of the freeways, including passenger cars? Put the highways under the Defense Department budget, and shut the hell up about trains, son.
What, and no military campaign has ever been run using railroads, you think?
Hey Troofie? How do they drive cars and trucks to Hawaii?
“Thn why nt bn cmmrcl s f th frwys, ncldng pssngr crs?”
f thr s scndry bnft t prvdng fr th cmmn dfns, w my s wll s tht s wll.
Trns? Tht’s prk. Nbdy rds thm. Tht’s why mtrk s mny hl. dn’t vn cr f t trns prft, bt t cn’t vn b slf-sffcnt! t’s wst f mny, dsgnd t ln th pckts f J Bdn’s Dlwr Mf.
Our military vehicles would have to move quickly in case of invasion
Heh. I’d like to see them try that on the 405 at rush hour….
“Wht, nd n mltry cmpgn hs vr bn rn sng rlrds, y thnk?”
W lrdy hv prvt rlrds thy cn s. Th mltry sn’t gng t b sng th Prk xprss (k th cl) nytm sn.
If there is a secondary benefit to providing for the common defense, we may as well use that as well.
So we should commandeer military aircraft, which by the way transport faster than highways, for commericial use?
“Hy Trf? Hw d thy drv crs nd trcks t Hw?”
W hv mltry bss n Hw nd thy nd t b bl t gt rnd th slnd.
“S w shld cmmndr mltry rcrft, whch by th wy trnsprt fstr thn hghwys, fr cmmrcl s?”
W lrdy hv cmmrcl plns. Thy rn’t ndd, dmbss.
Why dn’t y try dfndng th rdcls fntsy f “hgh spd” prk rl, rthr thn try t tr dwn ntrstt Hghwys?
Troofie, you’re a fucking moron, you know that?
We’re going to pry your SUV out of your hands, cold and dead or otherwise.
“So we should commandeer military aircraft, which by the way transport faster than highways, for commericial use?”
We already have commercial planes. They aren’t needed, dumbass.
We already have state highways, dumber ass.
The actual problem is trains are full of nobodies. Ooh! Buses too!
S y thnk ts jst cncdnc tht th prgrm bm nd Bdn wnt t xpnd jst HPPNS t b hdqrtrd n Dlwr?
Y’r th mrn.
“With the dramatic rise in gasoline prices during 2007–2008, Amtrak has seen record ridership.[56] Capping a steady five year increase in ridership overall, regional lines saw 12% year-over-year growth in May, 2008.[57]”
“Th ctl prblm s trns r fll f nbds. h! Bss t!”
Bss r fn. Bs cmpns trn prfts nd dn’t sck th txpyr tt.
“Amtrak President Alex Kummant made specific observations: $10 billion per year is transferred from the general fund to the Highway Trust Fund; $2.7 billion is granted to the FAA; $8 billion goes to “security and life safety for cruise ships.” Overall, Kummant claims that Amtrak receives $40 in federal funds per passenger, while highways are subsidized at a rate of $500–$700 per automobile. Moreover, Amtrak provides all of its own security, while airport security is a separate federal subsidy. Kummant added: “Let’s not even get into airport construction which is a miasma of state, federal and local tax breaks and tax refinancing and God knows what.””
Teh teabagger’s arent very smar’t.
Oh Troofie, I have no doubt that 57% of Americans saw Joe Biden from Delaware and said “Hm, we can ladle out pork to Amtrak too!”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
So you think its just a coincidence…
No, Joe Biden has been a STRONG supporter Amtak for a very long. Being a regular user and the headquarters being located in his state.
It’s not any kind of coincidence at all.
It was part of the campaign platform…
duh?
““mtrk Prsdnt lx Kmmnt md spcfc bsrvtns: $10 blln pr yr s trnsfrrd frm th gnrl fnd t th Hghwy Trst Fnd; $2.7 blln s grntd t th F; $8 blln gs t “scrty nd lf sfty fr crs shps.” vrll, Kmmnt clms tht mtrk rcvs $40 n fdrl fnds pr pssngr, whl hghwys r sbsdzd t rt f $500–$700 pr tmbl”
Yh ‘d rlly trst fgrs frm th Prsdnt f mtrk.
BTW, lrdy tld y–hghwys r prt f cnstttnlly-thrzd ntnl dfns. mtrk s prk. f thr ws rl dmnd fr pssngr rl, t’d b prvt nd prftbl lk ntr-cty bss.
“N, J Bdn hs bn STRNG spprtr mtk fr vry lng. Bng rglr sr nd th hdqrtrs bng lctd n hs stt.”
wndr mny bllns r trllns f txpyr dllrs h sckd p whl cmmtng frm Wlmngtn t Wshngtn vrydy fr s lng? Prst.
How sweet of Authentic Conservative: he comes over here offering holes for the SadlyNaughts to stick their dicks in, and whenever the moderators close one up he obligingly drills new ones.
BTW, I already told you–highways are part of constitutioanlly-authorized national defense.
Yes and we already shot down that argument as currently irrelevant, if it ever was.
I wonder many billions or trillions of taxpayer dollars he sucked up while commuting from Wilmington
At $40 a pop?
About eleventydozen…
We already have subsidized commercial planes.
fyt.
If Amtrak is pork you must be a vegetarian.
They too have their place in the food chain.
I wonder many Blarts or Blarts of taxpayer Blarts he sucked up while commuting from Blart to Blart everyday for so long? Blart.
Troofy, you realize that you’re railing (pun intended) against 0.05% of the Federal budget, don’t you?
*smirk*
Idjit.
Wow. My very mention of his name led Troofy to run down to the Super 8, fire up the wireless, and troll back to here. Epic.
t’s stll bllns n txpyr mny gvn t wstfl, nprdctv, nd prstc gvrnmnt prgrm tht bnfts pwrfl pltcn. mtrk s gvrnmnt t t’s wrst.
The sad thing is, if these dog-eat-dog free marketeers got their utopia, they’d be dead within a week.
Spoiled brats, the lot of them.
Barbecue sauce. There, I’ve said it!
Man, wingnuts cannot protest for shit.
If ‘National Defense’ is constitutionally mandated in the form of the Interstate Highway System then Amtrak is also constitutionally mandated as part of “National Freedom and Prosperity”.
If the highways were only used by the military you might have a more defensible point. They don’t, yours isn’t.
It’s still billions in taxpayer money given to a wasteful, unproductive, and parasitic government program that benefits a powerful politician.
We’re not talking about the Halliburton contracts, we’re talking about public transportation.
““Ntnl Frdm nd Prsprty”
Ths wrds rn’t mntnd n th Cnstttn, bt “cmmn dfns” s.
mtrk–Bllns fr Bdn.
I can’t help it, I still laugh out loud when the trolls get disemvowelled. I envision this one all tied up and gagged with a big white handkerchief around his mouth, and he’s just hoppin’ mad and scooting around on his butt trying to stand up and man is he pissed that the only sounds he emits are like “mmfft!” and “grpfthrfftp!” Hilarious.
And hush puppies, but they have to be really hot. Those don’t improve with age!
Amtrak is billions for Biden in taxpayer money.
I picture him frantically moving back and forth between a crummy, Funyun-dust-stained laptop and the Super 8’s continental breakfast bar, stuffing muffins and danishes in his grill while farting out astonishingly banal trollery over here. Mmmffffmmfff, bookmmmfff this, lmmmfrrlls!
Troofy, I’d be happy to defund Amtrak ($1.2 billion), if you’ll throw in the FAA ($14.6 billion) and the Interstate Highway Commission ($10-20 billion, mostly in gas taxes).
Deal?
Stop the spending! If we don’t stop government spending, we’re gonna have another Great Depression, just like the last one which happened because there was too much regulation of the banks and too much government spending. Amirite?
I want the bejeesus funded out of Amtrak, or its SUPERTRAIN inheritor. Fuck a bunch of shits who don’t like it. I don’t give a fuck. I’m tired of these lame-brained anti-tax shills thinking they fucking own public discourse, that the rest of America needs to kowtow to their stupid asses.
(Also, no photoshopping was used to alter these signs.)
But ya know, you could…
You could get a good chunk of change by taxing Big Pharma for all the research done by public institutions. Let ’em pay.
Shrtr l Cd:
‘m gng t fvr th gvrnmnt stlng mr mny frm txpyrs t fnd prgrm thnk s cl.
I think it’s kind of sad they had more signs than protestors to hold them.
Y dn’t hv ny clm n th mny rnd, l Cd.
”
I’m going to favor the government stealing more money from taxpayers to fund a program I think is cool.”
Is that the same as you and the Iraq War?
“Mobsters, Banksters Politician’s — What’s the Difference?”
I can’t help but think of the Pepto-Bismol commercial:
“Nausia, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset stomach — Diarrhea!”
Yup. And if you want to cry about it and call it theft, good for the Kleenex industry. Fuck all you fake libertarian shitbags.
Hello, “Taxation is Theft.”
Since you apparently are enraged that Obama’s plan is giving you more money by taxing you less, you should hand that money over to someone who wants it. Like me. Deal?
Dude, taxation is not theft. Stealing government services is theft.
Go down to your local grocery store and try that “paying for groceries is theft” horseshit and tell me how that works out.
Ok, for the last time.
Your tax money is going toward paying for an F-22 Raptor. Number 189 or something.
My tax money is being ‘dumped’ down the Amtrak pit.
k?
chill
From The Daily Item, via Wonkette:
“Joanne Millard, 68, a resident at Riverfront Apartments, slipped on a rock and then fell into the water while dumping tea leaves from a plastic bag into the river to protest the recent trillions of dollars in government spending.”
No doubt she will fully refund Medicare for her expenses.
Taxation is Theft said,
April 16, 2009 at 17:19
You don’t have any claim on the money I earned, El Cid.
Sine you likely live in a state that gets more Federal grant money than you pay in, pay it back, you thiefing beeyotch!
No kidding. If these jokers want to pay for everything, fine, let them pay.
Kinda like Gov. Perry talking about Texas succeeding. Sure, let us remove Fort. Bliss, the Pantex nuke plant, the Galveston seawall, etc. etc. first.
They want their cake and eat it too. Spoiled brats.
“Sn y lkly lv n stt tht gts mr Fdrl grnt mny thn y py n, py t bck, y thfng bytch!”
Txs. Txs gts 86 cnts n vry dllr t snds t Wshngtn.
Bt ts nt bt stts. t’s bt ndvdls.
Th F-22 Rptr s ntnl dfns.
Lil Pig,
Sean Paul Kelly has a great piece posted on just that topic.
http://agonist.org/sean_paul_kelley/20090416/if_texas_were_an_independent_nation
Sure I do. You don’t like it. But I do. Go cry about it to somebody who gives a shit, or go move to some tax and government-free paradise like Somalia or the interior of Democratic Republic of Congo or tribal areas of Yemen.
You want to run a democratic and voluntary government and economic system? Fine, we can talk in the abstract.
But, “tax is theft”? Property is theft. Eat that shit and die, whiner.
94 cents, Troofie, but even then, you can’t be trooful.
The people voted for government-funded Marxist Kenyan-born gaybortions and against everything you hold dear, and speaking against the president and the majority of Americans is treason, or so I’ve been told in the past. America: love it or leave it, Randbag. Go on, go Galt to some tax-free paradise. I triple dog dare you.
Property is theft. Get it right, budding political theorist!
Property is theft. Get it right, budding political theorist!
Because goodness knows, ol’ Troofie gets nothing back for his tax dollar, right? No federal highway system, no social security blanket, no clean air, clean water, trash pickup, police protection, fire protection, FAA, Coast Guard, border patrol, FDA, EPA, FBI, CIA…
Nope. No benefits at all!
Th F-22 Rptr s ntnl dfns.
nd mtrk s “Frdm nd Prsprt(hm?)
Troofie’s name changes call to mind darling little children trying on Mommy’s clothes.
‘v gt mny, mny, <>mny P ddrsss. Y’ll nvr plg thm ll!
uh, what’s with this bullshit about how government can’t run a railroad? Go over to Washington Montly and read the piece about the government takeover of some of the biggest rail carriers in the 70s, how the government (very effectively) revamped and made the system more efficient, and then sold the resultant product (Conrail) at a huge profit in the 80s.
You don’t get to re-write history just because it contains facts and lessons that don’t agree with your stunted ideology, trolls.
I’ve got many, many, many IP addresses.
Yea, and you hang twelve inches, too….*snort*
n fct my stp pstng n vryn’s thrds bt yrs nw, jst bcs y’r ctng lk twt.
just because you’re acting like a twit.
Says the moron that hasn’t a clue about money, government or history.
Heh.
m th nl wh dslks dsmvwllng? t’s lk gdmn sht-mt: nsghtl nd nffcnt. Th thntc’s stll hr, vn mr nnyng n bwldrsd frm.
Running between the Super 8, the Motel 6, and Sleep Inn, I take it? I’m sure their night managers love you to death. Do you even pay for rooms, or do you just steal their wireless and raid their breakfast buffets?
“Rnnng btwn th Spr 8, th Mtl 6, nd Slp nn, tk t?”
Ll, try gn.
Y’v fckd wth th bll, nw y’ll gt th hrns!
Troofie is the micro to the Teabaggers’ macro- obsessive, entitled, and utterly divorced from reality. Shockingly he’s actually vaguely on topic for once.
It’s a shame he(they) doesn’t(don’t) get that he(they) can’t make the defence budget sacrosanct while chopping away at the structure that makes it possible to fund it. At least, not and still have anything called a nation.
Fine- Shoney’s Inn, Travelodge, and Knights Inn? With a stop at Stuckey’s Auto Plaza in between?
Oh and by the way, utterly laughable as well.
You’ve fucked with the bull, now you’ll get the horns!
You mean you’re getting your daddy?
“fucked with the bull, get the horns” Hee hee, isn’t it adorable? Like an angry, spitting little kitten.
Who wants burgers?
Yp, tht’s t.
‘m nly gng t pst n Tntn’s thrds nw.
Wlcm t hll, sswp.
Alan Keyes latest THOUGHTLET:
Look at all that denim. George Will is not pleased.
Who wants burgers?
Bull?
What’s all this about plugging Troofy’s holes?
Maybe that’s where all the apostrophes are gathering.
See, this is why I hate Alan Keyes so much. The man is so clearly intelligent. But then, every.single. time. he dives willingly into pelagic depths of crazy.
No funhouse mirror can so warp a person’s view of reality- it takes gravitic lensing to bend shit that much.
Hot damn that old geezer is worthless and irrelevant. Maybe this “pull up your damn pants” rant will finally get Grampa canned. Then again…
It’s funny, because even with so many people agitating to cut their budget to $0, Amtrak has had eight record years of ridership in a row. Last year, 29 million people used Amtrak services, and many more traveled on regional rail that uses Amtrak railway or train stock (example: NJ Transit, Philadelphia’s SEPTA, Boston’s MBTA, Connecticut’s Shore Line East, and New York MTA’s LIRR and Metro-North all rely on Amtrak’s Northeast Corridor line tracks). I think that’s not quite “Joe Biden playing with trains”.
Stupid, stupid blockquote tag.
Pathetic troll is pathetic.
You can tell Troofie’s all hopped up on tea this morning. It was an exciting day for him yesterday, teabagging with all his buddies. He’s still picking the curly hairs from his teeth and grinning.
His incessant spamming of S,N! is like a bratty teenager who wears clothes or plays music that annoy his or her parents because it annoys the parents, and for no other reason.
But then, I have a teenage daughter who has more maturity than Troofie.
“Pissing off the lie-brals” is all he and his buddies have left, and sometimes, late at night, they realize it, and cry into their pillows.
The “bull / horns” comment tells us that Trollyboy’s man-crush hero is the high-school principal from The Breakfast Club. It makes perfect sense – he’s petty, bitter, crooked, loathed by everyone… a laughing-stock for a whole generation, with TP hanging out the back of his pants.
;When will Toofy go Galt?
Tea Party = modern day witch hunt
My milk curdled when she looked at it. She’s a witch!
Nice article by Robert Reich that takes the teabaggers points on one by one.
TRUE FACT: I would murder for a rail line from Dallas to Austin to San Antonio, and from Dallas to Houston. Would open the state right up.
You may say murder is a bit drastic, but have YOU ever driven that stretch of I-35?
I bet if you asked him, he would tell you that the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!
actor, goddamit, quit re-emvowelling the trolls!!
You may say murder is a bit drastic, but have YOU ever driven that stretch of I-35?
Amen, bruddah. And if they served kolaches on the train, no one would even think of driving.
Every so often I go to the Texas High Speed Rail Transportation Corporation website to fantasize, but then I’m snapped back to reality by the fact that Southwest and American Airlines will never let it happen.
You may say murder is a bit drastic, but have YOU ever driven that stretch of I-35?
Yes. ughughugh. I-10 from SA to Houston is also one of those time warp roads – it takes three times as long as it actually takes.
Southwest and American Airlines will never let it happen.
I never even thought about that. I’ma go cry now.
it takes three times as long as it actually takes.
This is the perfect description and I’m so stealing it.
As I was in bed this antimatter listening to NPR I had a revelation or epiphany or something. They reported on Obama’s railroad interests and played a bit of his speech.
He’s a FASCIST! Yeah, I wondered who would be the first whinger to claim that Obama’s interest in RAILROADS is PROOF HE’S A FASCIST because MUSSOLINI BLART BLART….
They’ve made the Goldberg
conjectureleap of logicless inanity in their heads. That’s why they’re all on about trains.It’s funny as hell to log on for the first time today and see the trolls already disemvowelled.
As for “pimpin’ our childrens future” [sic] – how do you have sex with a future?
Hell, for L.A., it would nice just to get from the Westside to downtown.
Also, the Ho said there was a teabagger sign which I will describe below but didn’t leave it up or tell me where he saw it. So this may be apocryphal.
“Taxpayers are Jews for Obama’s Ovens”
Can anyone confirm it? Agent provocateur maybe?
I’ve been worrying that this whole teagagger thing is going to give the Partner a stroke. He’s getting ready to dump people off his Facebook because, he says, he doesn’t want even that tenuous connection with anyone so stupid.
Yes, “teagagger” was a typo, but I kinda like it in this context.
Does anyone know what wingnuts like Warner Todd Huston are going on about when they rant that Democrats and leftists are saying that their Tea Parties are dangerous and threaten revolution?
Huston trying to be both martyr and dangerous revolutionary, ie. Mel Gibson
I can’t remember seeing any comment from a progressive blogger, or
hearing anything on the TV news or commentary that suggested
anything but hilarity from the left. Do they think that we identify the sign-challenged tea baggers with militia guys living in compounds where they’ve stockpiled explosives?
Okay, found it.
Corrected copy: The American Taxpayers are the Jews for Obama’s Ovens”
Given the correct apostrophe usage, I suspect an infiltrator.
Can anyone confirm it? Agent provocateur maybe?
Chicago Tea Party.
Do they think that we identify the sign-challenged tea baggers with militia guys living in compounds where they’ve stockpiled explosives?
Classic defense mechanism. Invent a threat to distract attention from one’s own demonstrations of idiocy.
Does anyone know what wingnuts like Warner Todd Huston are going on about when they rant that Democrats and leftists are saying that their Tea Parties are dangerous and threaten revolution?
They take the DHS report personally. They think its definition of right-wing extremism covers all conservatives.
“They think its definition of right-wing extremism covers all conservatives.”
Then they pause to call for secession and violent revolution, and then go back to bitching about being painted as extremists.
Also, translation of the second sign: “Micks/guineas, kikes, those fags with ejykations– what’s the difference?”
Oh, Huston’s a perfect example of the insanity of the right.
Paranoia and “team” politics: DHS releases a report that warns of right wing extremism. Because they criticize rightwingers, it follows that DHS is left-wing.
Goose up the misplaced paranoia, because the DHS actually has authority, which feeds the fear of imaginary government action, which has been lying dormant since the “black helicopter” scares.
Add in a healthy dose of unconscious guilt and paranoia: “The report warns of violent right wing extremists and because I am full of internal violent hatred toward Obama my guilty conscience spurs me to think they must mean MEEEE!”
Followed by a subtle seasoning of irrationality: “The Tea-Parties are totally non-Partisan. Which is why the left hates them, because the left hates conservatives. But the Tea-Parties are totally non-Partisan. Really.”
Plus self-delusion: I can’t possibly believe what I see in the mirror, so they can’t be laughing, they must be quaking in fear instead.
Um, why are folks arguing with the disemvoweled?
Like I said, walk into a bar, yell “Hey, needledick” to nobody in particular, and these assholes will all jump out of their chairs and say “Who you callin’ needledick?”.
To which your reply would be, “One second ago, nobody. Now, I guess, you.”
“why are folks arguing with the disemvoweled?”
Because they done been disembrained.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but in current slang, isn’t “pimping” a way of saying you’re making something better, by adding flashy “bling” or extravagent features? Then wouldn’t “Pimpin’ our children’s future” be a good thing?
Assumes knowledge of current slang by self-professed teabaggers.
i can’t believe none of you have seen it! that guy is clearly marie jon”s dad!
Lazy liberals.
Is there any official Gathering of Eagles-type figure being tossed around by the fucktards yet? I’ve been to a few teabag sites who claim numbers for individual teabagening events and they’re often in the 500 – 1,000 range, which is a pretty specious count by anyone’s measure sans Michelle Malkin.
Just curious. I am thinking one-million to 45 billion will be claimed.
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!
I’ve never been a tea-bagger, although I will admit to having been a tea-bagg-ee once or twice.
I’ve been worrying that this whole teagagger thing is going to give the Partner a stroke. He’s getting ready to dump people off his Facebook because, he says, he doesn’t want even that tenuous connection with anyone so stupid.
He could always hide their stupid posts and status updates so as not to get pissed off. I’ve had to do that with a few friends. One whose posts I tolerate because he also posts a lot of other stuff that I don’t want to miss may finally be seeing the light. I didn’t get an angry email from him over the David Shuster teabagging video I posted the other day and he’s all like, WTF? this morning over Rick Perry’s secession comments. On a 10 point wingnut scale he’s only about a 4 but still, keep it up, Republicans. Keep scaring and embarrassing a chunk of the people who like to make cracks about Al Gore inventing the internet and think the CRA is to blame for the banking meltdown. That’ll make everything right again.
Marlowe: “Then they pause to call for secession and violent revolution, and then go back to bitching about being painted as extremists.”
That made Huston’s post rather entertaining. He wanted to make the leftists afraid, yet at the same time wanted to show how crazy the leftists were for looking for links between conservatives and domestic terrorists.
Shorter Huston:
“You’re pretending that we’re all violent as an excuse to spy on us and take away our guns. Obviously our Tea Parties are non-violent. On the other hand, now we’ve tried a non-violent protest and we expect immediate results. After all, Martin Luther King never would have gotten the Civil Rights Laws passed without blowing up that church.”
Actual quote from Huston’s post:
” But if elections and the democratic process fail to impress government officials against their habits where does that leave future protests?”
But if elections and the democratic process fail to impress government officials
Um, wait. We did have elections… and he lost. So what the hell is he talking about?
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!
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“Is there any official Gathering of Eagles-type figure being tossed around by the fucktards yet?”
Estimates in NYC are at 4000+ for the later, early evening Teabagging. Big fucking deal. Anti-war protests in 2003 drew a crowd estimated somewhere between 300,000 and 1,000,000.
Ken Lowery: “Um, wait. We did have elections… and he lost. So what the hell is he talking about?”
But the WRONG PEOPLE were elected. It’s so clear. If they don’t change their policies to agree with the minority of voters they can’t be legitimate, and therefore violence is justified to overthrow them. That’s just logic.
I was going to make a witty observation about conservatives and their apparent difficulties with apostrophes, but several dozen people beat me to it…
Ah, but since the tea party protesters are Real Americans with Real Jobs, they’re equivalent to 250 liberal protesters, which means they were a million strong in New York, so eat it, hippie!!
Is there any official Gathering of Eagles-type figure being tossed around by the fucktards yet?
Pre-emptively, Nate at 538 says 250,000 nationwide.
When you factor in the number of organized demonstrations and figure that about 10,000 showed up in DC alone, you’re looking at something on the order of less than a thousand per.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but in current slang, isn’t “pimping” a way of saying you’re making something better, by adding flashy “bling” or extravagent features? Then wouldn’t “Pimpin’ our children’s future” be a good thing?
Pimp my tax override!
I had completely forgotten about the Gathering of Beagles.
One of the SN! could make some decent money by selling pullout timelines of Bush Jr. era rightwing idiocy.
In a year or two, no one will believe us anymore when we simply remind them of what happened.
In a year or two, no one will believe us anymore when we simply remind them of what happened.
Grandpa Actor212, the year 2050: That’s right, Sport, you might not believe this, but way back in Aught-5, there was a guy who trained Arabian show horses in charge of the federal response to natch’ral disasters!
So…is it glass half-full that one in 1200 Americans will teabag for tax relief?
More on how real rock ‘n’ roll is now conservative, or real conservative is now rock ‘n’ roll, or sump’n
Bah punctuation is a liberal conspiracy anyway. Stop being so “gramatically correct” by forcing your libtard way of writin on everyone. Fascists.
First George F. Will, now this asshole. Dude, that was 50 years ago. Aging mainstream rock stars who past their peak decades ago are not lefty radicals, and mostly never were.
“On the other hand, now we’ve tried a non-violent protest and we expect immediate results. After all, Martin Luther King never would have gotten the Civil Rights Laws passed without blowing up that church.”
Huston and co’s struggles were masterfully depicted in Spike Lee’s film “4 Little Morans”.
Aging mainstream rock stars who past their peak decades ago are not lefty radicals, and mostly never were.
I like how he castigates Henry Rollins, who railed against Republicans in the ’80s, as a hypocrite because he’s railing against Republicans now.
re: R’ock n ‘Rollins
I hate to do this to someone named Mr. Wrestling IV but it really does have to be pointed out.
Tax Cuts != Punk
I like how he castigates Henry Rollins, who railed against Republicans in the ’80s, as a hypocrite because he’s railing against Republicans now.
Or John Mellencamp who “hadn’t had a big hit in fifteen years since the cover of that Van Morrison song,” conveniently forgetting that after Sept. 11, you couldn’t spin around but to hear this song “Peaceful World”, which he’d probably like since JM has a line about being politically correct and shit, even tho that’s not what he meant.
I should know better than to click any link with the words “Big” and “Hollywood” appearing adjacently in the URL. I really should.
Excuse me, but just what the fuck are “Banksters?
John Mellencamp who “hadn’t had a big hit in fifteen years since the cover of that Van Morrison song,”
That dude must not watch football — that freaking song “Our Country” played nonstop for almost 2 years.
Bankster is a portmanteau of Banyan Tree and Prankster. It refers to the mischievous monkey that attempts to ruffle Dakshinamurthy to no avail – thus it means “one who is ineffective despite resorting to underhanded tactics”.
I’m not a big fan of John “Don’t call me ‘cougar'” Mellencamp. After recently hearing his Fresh Air interview I find I like the guy a little more. Anyway, the idjit at BigHo could have done a teensy weensy bit of research before making stupid statements about the music business. At Big Hollywood, no less. Jeebus they’re really that fucking st00pit™, aren’t they?
Where were all these patriotic Americans when Halliburton was passing out tainted water to their sons & daughters in Iraq … or when their Commandante-in-Chief knowingly lied his ass off to them about WMDs … or when he signed away their basic human rights via the MCA … or when he mortgaged their childrens’ & grandchildrens’ futures so he could fight an illegal & pointless war on credit … or when he screwed their economy into the ground, then threw mountains of no-questions-asked free money at Wall Street?
Cheering for the GOP.
Conservative’s, Autistic’s, Sex-Offender’s – Whats The Difference?
Banksta, banksta, it’s not about a salary, it’s all about reality … oh wait, it is all about a salary.
http://www.hedgehogreport.com
Excuse me, but just what the fuck are “Banksters?
A fair question. Fortunately, we have just the answer.
Well, autism is an involuntary condition and not some moral or political failing.
The odd thing about that second sign is it could just as easily be seen at an Obama rally from fall of 2008.
Watertiger has more photos of stupids homeschooled in white supremacy.
Wheee, three Urban Dictionary entries, all of which use portmanteau! Which is, of course, a portmanteau of the word “Portable” and the phrase “Man Told You To Git Yer Hands Up!”. This makes the meaning of portmanteau obviously clear – it means “a nomadic highwayman”.
This makes the meaning of portmanteau
And here I thought it was the pedal digit on the left foot of a male hominid…
Oh! Oh! I finally get what Lincoln was talking about! These really are the “some of the people all of the time”. Gawd I am so slow sometimes…
Another interesting and on-topic portmanteau
PIMPIN’ is actually a portmanteau of Pimlico, which I believe is slightly south-west of Filler Shots from the previous thread, and Pinery – a park in Southern Ontario. Thus, our dungaree-ed sign bearer is warning us that Our Politician’s are actually turning Our Childrens Future into an exclusive and well-heeled residential area lined with coniferous trees. A dire warning indeed!
*SMORPHPH*
Matt Taibbi on Michelle and teabagging.
Geez, quiet in here all of a sudden. Has everyone gone off to read the memos?
Thass what I be doin, DK.
I have this kooky idea that something would be gained by trying criminals for criminality.
Well, autism is an involuntary condition and not some moral or political failing.
Not according to Michael the Savage Weiner. Suck it up & act “normal,” damnit!!
Matt Tabibi has become a must-read for me:
http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/04/15/teabagging-michelle-malkin/
Oh, shit PeeJ beat me to it…
FYWP
a portmanteau of Pimlico, which I believe is slightly south-west of Filler Shots from the previous thread
In fact Pimlico is a separate country from the rest of the UK, having seceded in protest against the excessive taxation and onerous regulations imposed by central government.
I can’t read any more torture memo. I just can’t stomach it.
Hey, at least when an American secedes, he doesn’t do it in a play!
Matt Taibbi on Michelle and teabagging
I guess you have to be a straight guy to get a thrill visualizing Michelle barking her bullshit while being teabagged.
I guess you have to be a straight guy to get a thrill visualizing Michelle barking her bullshit while being teabagged.
Being a straight guy is a necessary but not sufficient condition.
I guess you have to be a straight guy to get a thrill visualizing Michelle barking her bullshit while being teabagged.
As a straight guy, I can assure you that not even all of us find the image all that appealing.
If Obama’s not going to prosecute the shits who followed orders, will he at least prosecute the fucks that wrote those orders?
It appears to be a job only the Spanish can take on.
I guess you have to be a straight guy to get a thrill visualizing Michelle barking her bullshit while being teabagged.
As a straight guy, I can assure you that not even all of us find the image all that appealing.
As a kinky straight guy who has been open to all sorts of experiences, I can assure you that image is repulsive even to the freak brigade.
Altho there might be some bukkake fans that could possibly enjoy it.
In releasing these memos, it is our intention to assure those who carried out their duties relying in good faith upon legal advice from the Department of Justice that they will not be subject to prosecution. The men and women of our intelligence community serve courageously on the front lines of a dangerous world. Their accomplishments are unsung and their names unknown, but because of their sacrifices, every single American is safer. We must protect their identities as vigilantly as they protect our security, and we must provide them with the confidence that they can do their jobs. – Obama
This is complete and utter bullshit.
Putting someone in a coffin like box with insects and slamming people up against walls, and depriving them of food and sleep isn’t “carrying out intelligence” nor does it secure the US against terrorists or prevent terrorism.
If Obama thinks releasing those memos without punishing the authors isn’t going to lead to more hatred of the United States he’s delusional.
It appears to be a job only the Spanish can take on.
Sadly, they’ve given up.
I don’t think he said he would not go after the authors.
John Yoo should be air dropped over the Middle East.
“Good faith” torture? Christ.
I wasn’t expecting that.
The men and women of our intelligence community serve courageously on the front lines of a dangerous world. Their accomplishments are unsung and their names unknown…
Except for Valerie Plame’s, of course.
Fuckstick wrestler boy knows so much about Rollins that he thinks Rollins wrote “White Minority.” Douchebag.
Well, autism is an involuntary condition and not some moral or political failing.
Not according to Michael the Savage Weiner. Suck it up & act “normal,” damnit!!
Don’t forget Denis Leary.
Oh! Oh! I finally get what Lincoln was talking about! These really are the “some of the people all of the time”. Gawd I am so slow sometimes…
“You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.”
–James Thurber
Faux News’s Megyn Kelly decrying the liberal media bias against coverage of the Teaparties:
“we were one of the only organizations to give it any publicity or p.r. prior to the fact that it happened, and it was so under-covered by virtually every news organization. Why is that? Why was it so ignored up until the very last day by virtually everyone?”
Oops. Spilled the secret.
Oops. Spilled the secret.
Heh.
But is that stuff she was spouting considered English these days on the news? I haven’t watched cable news since Wolf Blitzer was a pup.
Seriously – “prior to the fact that it happened”?
More syllablizations=better Englishing.
I haven’t watched cable news since Wolf Blitzer was a pup.
I stopped watching the day after the Oklahoma City bombing, when CNN anchor Bernard Shaw, standing in front of the still smoldering ruins, said, “We’ll return to coverage of the O.J. Simpson trial as soon as possible”.
One thing the memos prove is the fact that the Bush administration was employing professionals whose duties included checking ‘terrorists’ for diaper rash.
Republican tax dollars at work…
Damn you to hell, B. S.!!
I had forgotten Denis (Froggy-fruitbat-first name) Leary, until you mentioned his sorry ass.
You’ve heard of “BBC Enlgish?” Fox News is practising “Sarah Palin English.”
I stopped watching the day after the Oklahoma City bombing, when CNN anchor Bernard Shaw, standing in front of the still smoldering ruins, said, “We’ll return to coverage of the O.J. Simpson trial as soon as possible”.
Jesus. If I hadn’t already been off it, that’d have done it for me too.
Wotta pack of dumbshit ghouls they have on that thar idiot box.
I can’t read any more torture memo. I just can’t stomach it.
I managed to get past the part where “the waterboard” was not necessairly the culimnation of the “techniques, singular or in combination” – but the “twenty minute sessions” was too much for me. And that’s just memo 1.
I can’t read any more torture memo. I just can’t stomach it.
You did better than me – I can’t read any of it.
One thing that really makes me ill is that a large slice of America’s population won’t be outraged by these memos because they can’t or don’t read. There’d have to be dramatized reenactments for them to have any idea what horrors they describe – so since Fox isn’t going to do those, this will seem to the dimbulbs just more faggy liberal hand-wringing.
There’s going to be a segment of the population that thinks the authors of these memos were right. That’s what really scares me.
That’s what really scares me.
Yes – that’s why I wrote that the illiteracy part was one thing that makes me ill. Your observation is another.
Has the country always had this big a segment of bloodthirsty morons, or is that another yummy side-effect of the Reagan Revolution?
Meaningful rights are a pretty recent thing.
Came home from a shitty day, shoveled coal into the Mac to heat the steam, turned the dial to SN! and found disemvoweling in progress. Immediately had a pleasant daydream of a toll tied to a chair and gagged as Michael Madsen danced, sang, and cut his ear off.
I’m gone for a beer…
Has the country always had this big a segment of bloodthirsty morons, or is that another yummy side-effect of the Reagan Revolution?
The first one.
This has been another edition of…
Xecky:
Has the country always had this big a segment of bloodthirsty morons, or is that another yummy side-effect of the Reagan Revolution?
I want to say that they hadn’t had power in this country before Reagan, but then I remember that my parents knew people who were killed in the Civil Rights struggle. So I think R.B.’s comment, read in its proper depth, covers it.
Damn you to hell, B. S.!!
I had forgotten Denis (Froggy-fruitbat-first name) Leary, until you mentioned his sorry ass.
Leary is generally useless, but I did admire his take on Larry Craig: “When you have to hold a press conference to announce you’re not gay…you’re gay.”
I’ve been hanging around my local newspaper’s web blog a lot lately, mainly to torment the Morons, Psychopaths and Mental Defectives® that are always out in force there. Especially during Teabagger Day and some of the more delectable local goings-on, it’s been a lot of fun, and gratifying to see fellow DFH’s come out of the woodwork to ridicule the con-tards. But it’s always comforting to come back to S,N! where I can be a potty-mouth and not have my comments erased for being uncivil or hurting a godbag’s feelings. Like night and day, one might say. In conclusion, I heart the Sadlies and this awesome blog. ::sniff:: I mean it! ::blartyblart:: I love you guys. No I’m not drunk (yet) either. Just another misfit stuck in the stix who’s grateful tonite for the InterNetsTubes® that Al Gore, though he be fat, gave us.
Mobsters, Banksters Politician’s
I think Peter Hammill used that title in 1974 for his collection of poetry and lyrics.
How soon before the wingnuts accuse Obama of treason for releasing the torture memos?
Well, Matt’s point was that it improved her prose, and I have to agree.
No I’m not drunk (yet) either.
What’s stopping you?
Matt’s article asked for a way to “phonetically” render a passage of Malkin’s tastefully as if she had huge hairy balls in her mouth, and it occurs to me that disemvowling works rather well:
So when a disemvoweled troll appears here, remember to envision them being teabagged as you read them.
How soon before the wingnuts accuse Obama of treason for releasing the torture memos?
Or this. Impeach Obama for his unconstitutional abuses of power! Those Democrats and their dastardly Unitary Executive perfidy, the perfidious dastards!
In honour of the thread topic, I recommend Apostrophising rather than disemvowelling:
S’ wh’n ‘ d’s’mv’w’l’d tr’ll ‘pp’rs h’r’, r’m’mb’r t’ ‘nv’s’n th’m b’ng t’b’gg’d ‘s y’ r’d th’m.
More flagrant Republican apostrophe abuse!
More syllablizations=better Englishing.
That reminds me: Happy 50th to The Elements of Style.
WTF is a “bankster”? And did that guy holding the sign buy his wife a Club Gitmo thong for X-Mas?
I guess I should have checked with the Great Gizoogle first. “Bankster” is actually a hip neologism. I hate computers, the Internets, and all their associated traditions.
Ann Althouse reminds her readers that everything is about Ann Althouse, even the release of the torture memos.
It’s a portogism.
Well, MzNicky, now I’ve started drinking. Join me?
Oh hai.
Already been drinkin’.
Hey libs, guess what?
Obamammessiah isn’t prosecuting anybody in the Bush administration.
How do you like them apples?
HOPE ‘N CHANGE!
Hey libs, guess what? Nobody in the Bush administration is going to be prosecuted. How do you like them apples?
HOPE ‘N CHANGE!
Hey libs, guess what? Nobody in the Bush administration is going to be prosecuted. How do you like them apples?
LOL, Hope ‘N Change!
Glug!
Bottoms up!
Not actually drinking, but w/ you in spirits.
Did you get stuck in traffic today, M. Bouffant? Where I was in SM, it was hellish.
So why isn’t Obama prosecuting Bush for his crimes, instead of letting him off easy?
g: Way ahead o’ ya. It’s almost bedtime now.
Well, Matt’s point was that it improved her prose, and I have to agree.
Aha, fair enough. I disagree, but I see how it would work.
Traffic? Walked to Ralphs @ 3rd y Vermont to buy food & returned. Still not used to retirement & a roof.
Sincere apologies to both autistics & sex-offenders for lumping them in with conservatives – that WAS excessively vicious, even for me … remember: love the snarker, hate the snark.
It used to be much much worse – but their sheer ugliness was either hidden or taken for granted.
Chomsky recounts the postwar screenings of footage of Hiroshima burn-victims in New York theaters, & the gales of merry laughter these films were met with – such was the true nature of society back in “Teh Good Olde Days” … whereas nowadays anyone showing that stuff as entertainment would be rightly classified as a sick fuck in need of professional help.
As long as you ignore that whole “doomed to repeat it” thing.
It used to be much much worse – but their sheer ugliness was either hidden or taken for granted.
Thanks, Jim, and everyone else who has informed me about this. I’m fairly clueless as adults go, since I’m a sheltered computer geek from nowhere and only started paying attention to anything much to do with society after I realized how awful GW Bush was – not that I voted for him or anything, I’m from a liberal family and have always kneejerkily voted that way.
As long as you ignore that whole “doomed to repeat it” thing.
Indeed. I hope he’s not saying that we should ignore it, but I can live with his saying that we shouldn’t bicker and argue about who killed who – as long as we recognize that the killings happened and don’t do anymore.
I’d rather see some blame being placed, personally.
FishAleut Villages’s Bottlenose Dolphin Swirl
Ingredients:
1 pint bottlenose dolphin
1 squash, realistically jellied
4 pinches ornate whipping cream, annoyingly crucified
6 bunches sea-monkey toe
1 teaspoon basil
1 cup basil
Begin praying. Separate bottlenose dolphin whisker from leg. Shred leg. Stir the squash with the whipping cream over high heat in a cup. Slather resulting potion over the bottlenose dolphin. Cluster the sea-monkey toe, basil, and the basil nonverbally. Stomp everything together. Fry in spider oil for 67 hours. Fry in sponge oil for 80 hours. Serves 4 individuals with passable stomachs.
As long as you ignore that whole “doomed to repeat it” thing.
You’re quoting someone, aren’t you. No, don’t say, let me guess. George Orwell? De Tocqueville? Alexander Fraser Tytler?
Carlos Santana?
No, don’t say, let me guess. George Orwell? De Tocqueville? Alexander Fraser Tytler?
I’ve seen it attributed to so many different people I have no idea who might have said it.
Creed.
FishAleut Villages’s Bottlenose Dolphin Swirl
Somehow I get the impression that g, ITTDGY and MzNicky are not the only ones who have been drinking.
Smut, I believe that’s enwelshing.
You’d want your stomach to be passable after that.
The only Welsh I know is “ph’nglui mglw nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn!”
No, no, I remember now, it was Gen’l. Santa Anna.
What Smut said.
Conservatives, morons, pathological liars, sociopaths, persons diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder – Whats The Difference?
And I mean that literally.
No, no, I remember now, it was Gen’l. Santa Anna.
No, it wasn’t her, it was one of the Fantanas. Or maybe all of them!
Wayne Fontana said that? The only thing he is reported to have said was “Get the fuck off my stage!”
It was The Flying Wallenders who said that
My mind may not be blown, but it’s definitely bent.
“We have been through a dark and painful chapter in our history,” the president said. “But at a time of great challenges and disturbing disunity, nothing will be gained by spending our time and energy laying blame for the past.”
I think Obama hopes to treat the Bush administration like the Civil War.
“With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in; to bind up the nation’s wounds; to care for him who shall have borne the battle, and for his widow and his orphan – to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace, among ourselves, and with all nations.” Lincoln’s Second Inaugural Address, March 4, 1865.
Some people have found it within themselves to forgive the murderer of their child, or spouse or parent. But the law still exacts a penalty, as Obama knows perfectly well. And one must ask, do we Americans have the right to “move on” past the suffering of the people, usually not-Americans, who were actually tortured? Do we have the right to forgive and forget violence that was not visited on us? Can we just pass on laying blame on behalf of the people who were actually waterboarded and isolated and left in stress positions, not knowing for how many years this suffering would continue?
I have grave doubts about this “no blame” position.
How crazy are the Teabaggers/Fox News/Beck/Malkin crowd?
Doughboy and Geraldo are the reasonable and smart ones.
http://mediamatters.org/countyfair/200904160043?show=1
I know I’m late to the party, but I thought it appropriate to mention that, proportionately speaking, if you’re making the Median US Wage (approx. $45,000) and paying about $5,000 in federal Income Tax, your total contribution to the huge Amtrak subsidy is a buck and a half per year. It costs me more than that in highway tolls just to drive to fucking New Hampshire and back.
Carry on.
Parachute optional.
Thanks MaineMan. Point taken.
Turning in soon – I can’t fucking believe it’s Thursday and I still have to go to work one more fucking day this week.
Carry on.
Thank you for the perspective, MaineMan.
If wingnuts knew anything about math … well, if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.
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Hey Gavin, what the fuck? Does “continued shortly” mean something besides what I think it means? Update, you slacking fuck.
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What do bloggers writing in Hebrew or Arabic script use instead of disemvowelling?
Saw above (way above) a facebook reference. Maybe a S,N! group is in order, or am I too late to the party for that. Too late, meaning too weird and too old. You kids are probably on to the next thing: junkspace, or assbox, or something we old fucks can’t figure out. Probably has something to do with lolz and :)(:”?>)
I’m so sad.
Er, too harsh? I blame the alcohol.
“What do bloggers writing in Hebrew or Arabic script use instead of disemvowelling?”
They have the re-envowler. “Ywh” for example, becomes “Yo, Howie.”
“Hey, you got your junkspace in my assbox!”
“No, you got your assbox in my junkspace, assbox!” Roflcopter.
Hackers assjacked my tonguebox.
Back from the bath, and aaaaaahhh— a long soak does wonders to loosen the vowels. Smut C, upon returning I initially misread your query about Arabic script as Aramaic, in which case the carver is generally grateful for the lack of dictated vowels since it saves a lot of chisel-strokes.
Hey Gavin, what the fuck? Does “continued shortly” mean something besides what I think it means? Update, you slacking fuck.
Give the man some fucking slack.
Dude, I got the new assbox
No way face junk
Way, old fuck. It fits on my asspace like it grew there.
Oh you junkass
Speaking of torture, this is some seriously fucked up shit.
Something is very clear from these memos. The Bush administration often liked to say that they needed these memos to remain confidential in order to preserve the principle that the administration should receive the most candid legal advice available. What that secrecy fomented was a culture in which the precise conditions under which a man who had been shot in the leg could be placed inside a cramped box — how many hours? — and subjected to insects crawling on him without it being blatantly illegal. It wasn’t just Abu Zubaydah’s senses and personality that these memos warped.
http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/2009/04/16/not-even-jesus-would-forgive-what-you-do/
This whole “let’s stick this guy in a box and then put in some stinging insects” deal is straight out of Orwell’s “1984.” What a bunch of sick fucks.
I’ve long been steeped in the lovely brown decoction that is Sadly, No! But it’s srsly time for bed now, not that any of you antipodal wiseacres care.
Who you callin’ antipodal? I’m an American, and proud of it.
Commie, you’re apparently a pro-podal individual with more stamina than I possess. ‘Bye for real now, and Flyingspaghettimonsterspeed to all!
Ah. Like fleet week in San Francisco?
I was pro podal before I was antipodal.
I was pro-podal until 9/11 happened and I became outraged by the fact that Ted Kennedy has feet.
You’re quoting someone, aren’t you. No, don’t say, let me guess. George Orwell? De Tocqueville? Alexander Fraser Tytler?
It was Santa Anna’s leg, but the quote has been incorrectly attributed to De Tocqueville.
Wolver’ine’s!!
What would you wager that this guy believes in home-schooling, too?
I guess you have to be a straight guy to get a thrill visualizing Michelle barking her bullshit while being teabagged.
As a straight guy, I can assure you that not even all of us find the image all that appealing.
Who on earth would put something that vulnerable in THAT mouth?
“Get a Brain! Morans” contender