Blargh, It Is A Tea Attack1
We’ve visited with Eric Odom before. Odom is the bald popinjay whose surname sounds like a Biblical city where everybody was turned to salt for masturbating. More to the point, he’s a character who’s catapulting the Republican party, ready or not, into today’s Internet tomorrowland of online websites, of the www.facebook.com and the other one, the Tweeter where you chirp at people.
About half of what Odom does is to conceptualize social-networking projects on the very brink of the bleeding cusp of three years ago, name them something like Yibble, Tweeg, or Blop, and leave them abandoned all over the web like attempted real-estate coups, or actually more like someone changed their mind about a box of fish sticks and stashed it in the Goya aisle.
addresses the Republican Economic Recovery Working Group
These days, the other half is the grassroots tea parties of recent note, in which furiously angry ordinary citizens are taking a stand for America and shouting ‘no more’ to impediments to the policy aims of the wealthy. For indeed and at last, America has had enough of what it has been having, and demands a society stripped of barriers to don’t-look-back, straight-to-the-big-time success like the success America is planning to achieve with the plumbing business it’s planning to buy with some money when it gets some, with the plumbing license it’s going to get. Message: OMG we are so incredibly against taxes we could just freaking go berserk and chase taxes with an axe, back and forth across the screen in silhouette, until we have a histrionic comedy heart attack and are loaded by stretcher into a comedy ambulance, which speeds offscreen with taxes perched on its roof, waving.
What many don’t realize is that the tea parties are being organized with no professional help from at least a dozen right-wing astroturf foundations at all, leaving hardly a single foundation more than a dozen to provide requested and/or unrequested assistance in ways that are confidential for the protection of liberty. Odom is right of the middle of this, or trying to appear as though he is.
And he must be listening to a lot of FLAC on his stuPod lately, because he has created what could be the least effective phony-nonpartisan post in the history of not fooling people.
Lumping Patriots and Nazis Together?
Yes, we all know that traditional mainstream media is currently on its death bed. A quick browsing of Circulation Down confirms what we’ve been trying to tell MSM outlets for years. “We want REAL news and we want it presented in an honest way… or else!”
Or else, as we’ve been hearing for years, they’d be forced to turn to the citizen-journalism of Pajamas Media, an enterprise whose agonizing, slow-motion collapse has taken place in tandem with an editorial shift from the merely reactionary to a rudderless, Bircher-grade spaz — one in which the global warming fraud is a leftist plot against America; where America herself is now under socialist rule but seemingly edging toward a full-on Nazi-Marxist Eurocommunism and/or some different words shoveled together each time you look; and where make-believe Middle East and ‘security’ experts discuss an imaginary centuries-long war between an International Muslim Conspiracy and the white race, with entire countries flipped from ‘free’ to ‘conquered’ and back again based on recent gleanings of news stories in which crimes or suspicious behaviors are associated with probable Muslims.
Yeah, it really makes the mainstream media look bad. Yeah, we gotta just say, the ‘liberal MSM is digging its own grave [cough and point to self]’ line is really the state of the art in conservative media kritik.
But through the Tea Party Movement, traditional mainstream media has proven, yet again, its full incompetence when it comes to straightforward and honest journalism. Here in Chicago most media outlets completely ignored the February 27th Tea Party protests. This was the case in most cities.
It’s amazing how quickly these people can switch from gloating over an imagined victory to complaining about an imagined unfairness. Oh, by the way, here’s the kind of “REAL news” you get from a quick browsing of Circulation Down — which, if I were a suspicious person, I would probably wonder about, since it’s a new, largely unattributed heap of Tea Party PR limned with largely unattributed wingnut griping, linked by a guy whose answer to every situation is to start a new website, either as himself or under some astroturfy flag of sly convenience. By this I mean that he thinks he’s slick, and as a Republican he’s surrounded by such a hapless coterie of Izod-rocking overbite dancers that apparently no one ever bursts his bubble.
Like seriously, we were really going to go look at Circulation Down and not be like, “Hey, wait one second here: He said ‘REAL news,’ but this is a cheesy and obscure right-wing blog that ranks perhaps a C+ among right-wing blogs. Something here is not as it seems.”
To date, only Fox News and a few conservative talk radio hosts have given the Tea Party Movement any significant attention. And even then, in many cases, the grassroots element is either laughed at or completely left out.
Dude, wouldn’t it be great if the media weren’t there anymore, and people had to come to our blogs for information? We could totally write the stories ourselves, and they would never be inaccurate!
Wait, I’m gonna make a blog about how the biased media sucks and is dying, and people will go to it not suspecting I’m stuffing it full of PR. “Ahoy there, welcome to the Honest Blog of REAL News, and wow, I’ve just got to say that the media is biased and sucks, unlike the Tea Party protest in Chicago on February 27th.”
That protest was in fact organized by Odom, if I’m not remembering incorrectly.
So what’s this “Lumping Patriots and Nazis Together” talk all about?
Another perfect example of a complete breakdown in authentic, honest journalism showed its face this morning. I’m not sure if Riverfront Times blog author Chad Garrison is just delusional or a total liberal hack, but it couldn’t be more clear what he’s trying to assert in his post titled “Nazis, Angry Tax Payers Can’t Wait For April Rallies in St. Louis”
Delusional or a total liberal hack? See, these are the choices that mainstream journalism fails to offer its readers. Let’s say ‘delusional,’ because delusional people are out of touch with reality. Delusional and a fat retard. Ha ha! Does blog author Chad Garrison objectively smell like he made a big dump in his pants, or is it the fact that he is a delusional liberal hack who also is widely acknowledged as a retard? Why, whichever is the case, it couldn’t be more clear that he is trying to assert staggeringly vicious partisan lies that are maliciously injurious in his post titled thing-with-the-Nazis.
Just read the first sentence…
It’s shaping up to be springtime for Hitler — and fiscal conservatives! — next month in downtown St. Louis.
Garrison continues spewing nonsense until finally closing with this.
So, there you have it. Who says there’s nothing to do downtown?
No, ha-ha, you’ll never believe how I did it. Wait, this is epic. I was like, “Delusional or liberal hack? Why, look at this title, bla-bla Nazis, look at this first sentence, bla-bla-Hitler.” And then I cut out what he said so that people couldn’t look at it, and was all like, “Great Scott, he keeps on spewing nonsense until the very last line. Why, look at the last line.” And no, no, wait, are you sitting down? Do you have a refreshing, frosty beverage? Then in the last line he’s like, “There you have it.” See, everyone thinks he said something totally weird, when actually I was managing the entire situation behind the scenes.
I know! I should write a book! But then everyone would know my secrets, and I’d have to go find other ones.
In other words, you can either go hang out with the Fiscal Conservatives or you can chillax with the Nazis. Fun for the whole family, right?
Or you can kick it on the flippity-flop with some funky-funky-funky-funky-funky hit rekkids. Land sakes, 23 Skidoo.
In fact, if you read the linked post, it turns out that you can go hang out with fiscal conservatives according to the event details provided (‘spewing nonsense’ being as it is), or you can go to an actual Nazi rally three days later. Or really, nobody says you can’t do both.
Cripes, I can’t go on with this. No, yes I can.
What Garrison and the rest of his liberal ilk fail to realize is that
We ought to remember that Odom is famous and in demand, so superior is he, apparently, to the guy directly beneath him — a guy who presumably would try to do this ‘chillax’ stuff and this ‘ilk’ stuff and not even fool other Republicans.
Because fine, ‘ilk.’ I don’t know what ilk are, or is, or how the word differs from ‘sort,’ ‘kind,’ ‘type,’ or other such words of moderately distinct meaning. And if I did know what it meant I still wouldn’t use it much, because it looks like something with antlers. Admit it; you see “what Garrison and the rest of his liberal ilk fail to realize,” and you see a herd of them prancing through some crisp and rocky place with lichens everywhere.
Because fine, okay, I’m an ilk. I’m a liberal ilk — what do we fail to realize?
this is not just a conservative issue. Sure, there are conservative groups supporting the movement, but the ONLY reason you only see these groups is because liberal groups do not support lower taxes and less spending. With this in mind it is logical to only see conservative groups supporting the effort.
Duh, okay. Sure, there are liberal groups supporting the Gay Communist Abortion and Gun Confiscation Act of 2009, but the ONLY reason you see these groups is because conservative groups do not support gay communism, abortion guns, or confiscation.
[stare, affect a grin]
And this is why this is not just a conservative issue: Liberals DO NOT support this issue while conservatives DO support it.
[pause to build anticipation]
But what many do not realize is that if liberals did NOT support these things, then you would not see liberals support them EITHER.
[open fly, pull pockets inside-out, expose penis to create a whimsical elephant]
So as is now clear, this movement of right-wing zealots is actually also a movement of people who hate everything the movement stands for, IF INSTEAD they were the opposite and liked what it standed for.
[raise eyebrow meaningfully, collect consulting fee]
This is not a pipe! Sound of one hand clapping! Jonathan Livingston Seagull!
But this in no way implies that every American hitting the streets in protest is a rabid right winger. In fact, in my experience with the Tea Party Movement… it’s quite the opposite.
That sounds plausible. That’s something I’d infer from prior experience, such as two seconds ago when our man Eric was explaining why you saw conservative groups in the movement. I’m fooled. I’ll sign up. Can I take your hat and coat? Here’s some nice rum cake I made. Would you like to pet my bunny? I feel calm yet vigorous. May I organize a Tea Party? Taxes are an issue that affects us all. Let us work together. I am annoyed by workplace safety regulations. Unions are too powerful. Why must industry be hampered? The wealthy must not be annoyed, for suffering only falls downward. Social spending is immoral. Global warming is junk science.
Americans are hurting. We’re over taxed, over governed, and completely over run by an out of control Congress. In this economy, you don’t need to be a Republican or Democrat to realize this. You just need to be a taxpaying citizen.
This is a man who’s certain that he’s in on the con. “You don’t need to be a Republican to act when Mexicans urinate near America’s lettuce crops. You just need to love your children.”
Here in Chicago when the Republican party was mentioned during a speech at the Tea Party, the crowd booed and hissed. When the current Administration and its surge towards socialism was mentioned the crowd once again booed and ranted.
That must have happened, given that Odom is not an ilk who says things for effect.
This is what leftists in the media fail to understand. This isn’t about Republicans vs Democrats. It isn’t about conservatives vs liberals. No, this is about right vs wrong.
Also the affirmative-action ghetto queens in the media. This isn’t about how you’re so great just because you’re Ms. Gwen Ifill Lesbian Negro Queen of the Universe. It’s about, where were you radical leftists in the media when me and fifteen people from Free Republic spontaneously toilet-papered the fence outside the Municipal Building in a historic action totally ignored by all MSM so-called journalists in an act of gross, personal unfairness which flagrantly and with malice provoked quantifiable pain and suffering, rendering me unable to rise nobly above the crushing sadness so appallingly beaten into my unsuspecting head while at prayer for the souls of our troops, for which blame is screaming from the skies with dire talons, for which a thousand years of brutal reckoning is coming for the leftist LIEberal Demoncrap Farty when skulls will hang clustered like strange pale fruit, like eerie night bouquets, like sprigs of gat-toothed moons from the tree limbs and lightposts, when the enslaved multitudes howl eyeless and tongueless under the fell and ripe dead tonnage cast upon them from on high, the dread, fleshy weight of those who felt justice’s pitiless scourging and again became clay to be piled in pits of dirt and bloody mud with worms in it, with sprays of righteous maggots richly provoked, for unforgivably ignored were we by all the MSM media in the entire world MSM except for FOX, Glenn Beck on FOX, the local communist weekly newsGAYper, talk radio, Glenn Reynolds and Michelle Malkin, Drudge, and the New York SLIMES on its hoity-toity, oopty-doopty, high-hat blog, because oh heavens, not the newspaper, no, we could not bear such an iron-hard flag of American majority-uprising and diamond-hard boots of pitiless liberty stomping on the filthy rag of the far-left-liberal hard-Marxist MSM newspaper of “BROKEN-RECORD,” heh, heh heh, blar-har-har! Cambodians with their stinky shrimp smell heh heh heh up yours buddy I don’t play by your PC rules, heh pfft. Say, liberals are welcome in this thing too. It’s not about politics; it’s about loving this thing called America.
And right now… our government is dead wrong. We’re here to correct that.
At last, some leadership we can trust.
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catapulting the Republican party, ready or not
They have shrunk the Republican Party until it is small enough to fit into a trebuchet?
Thank you for the ilkage.
Why did Obamam meekly bow before the Saudi King?
Barack Hussein Obama, bowing before the custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, hmmmmm….
Check out the video and article here:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/04/with_bowed_head_and_bended_kne.html
Disturbing!
So he bows before a Islamic King, but not before the Queen of one of our allies?
What does it say? Think about it.
I know! I should write a book!
A Portrait of the Artist as a Sock Puppet.
Epic. Thank you Gavin.
LIBERALS: I HAVE RECEIVED WORD THAT YOUR “OBAMA” HAS DONE SOMETHING, HOW SHALL I SAY, CONCERNING. DO NOT DEIGN TO HESTITATE IN LETTING ME KNOW HOW CONCERNED YOU ARE AS WELL, AND THE STEPS YOU WILL DO TO PREVENT THIS “OBAMA” FROM DOING SUCH CONCERNING THINGS IN THE FUTURE.
CORDIALLY YOURS,
MR. QUENTIN Z. CONCERNED
CHEESEQUAKE, NEW JERSEY
The fact is, Concerned, I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Don’t talk shit unless you read the link and saw the video.
So he bows before a Islamic King, but not before the Queen of one of our allies?
What does it say? Think about it.
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople?
More fun than drowning government in the bathtub!
I thought the tea party lot were just “people” who were so scared of a nigger running the country and using fancy polly-silla-bic words that they decide they must teabag him.
They have an average of 4 people attending any one rally, assuming you count kevin’s dog as a person. If not, an average of 3.
I cannot blame the media for ignoring people so crass as to hold a tea party without any actual cups of tea, nor any cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off. Savages.
Poor teabaggers.
IT’S NO FAIR1one!
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Nice 303 word sentence-rant, Gavin.
P.S. I count “sentence-rant” as one word, just as “far-left-liberal” is one word. So even moar impressive!
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Eric said,
*sniffsniffsniff* Hey… who farted?
“Here in Chicago most media outlets completely ignored the February 27th Tea Party protests.”
Most of Chicago ignored the tea baggery.
They marched almost one-hundred strong (and that’s generous) past my office building while I was out having a square to the general indifference of downton Chicagoans. I went in for coffee and their whole march was completely over by the time I returned. Suburban kids on trips to the big city outnumbered them. Does the media have to cover Rolling Meadows High School’s trip to see the water tower, too.
Shut up wingnuts.
I’m sure Eric criticized me when I got to first base with the Saudi king.
I was with you until that last bit, but now I’m afraid you’re going to sprain your cerebellum and end up going to tea parties yourself.
Nice job, Gavin! Just one eensy thing, the “gat-toothed moon” reference. George Raft and his ilk carry gats. David Letterman, and the moon, and their respective ilk are gap-toothed. I’m just sayin’.
Hey Erik, have you seen that picture of Duh-bbya sucking face with the Saudi King? Or the video of them holding hands while strolling through a garden? My bumper sticker says “No Tonsil Hockey For Oil!” Think about it, Erik the gerbil-smuggler.
LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU ON ACCOUNTA WE ALWAYS THOUGHT GEORGE BUSH WAS AN EVIL LIBRUL AND WE NEVER SUPPORTED ANY OF HIS DECISIONS.
[Straightens clipon tie.]
St. Ronnie’s ascension hit us hard. We needed a rebound, quick. Don’t judge us.
From the bald popinjay’s sidebar of astroturfery, I give you why I never liked South Park much.
Ans while I’ve never been a big fan of the Dreadful Grate, this little dung-pile should watch his sad attempts at generational warfare. This time, we got the guns and the numbers.
Scene one: outside a county courthouse in the heartland.
Paid Wingnut: “We’re a completely spontaneous non-partisan citizen group here to complain about the taxes imposed by this socialistic adminstration.”
Few dozen sweatsuit-wearing rura-burban caucasians: “Murmur Yeah murmur.”
One of America’s Reporters: “You sir, why did you show up here today?”
Randomly selected (SUV-dolt): “Huh? Um, because of fakey global warming.”
Reporter: “Really?”
Random selected (school-bond voter-downer): “Um, because of Reverend Wright.”
Reporter: “Really?”
Randomly selected (loaded-gun-in-bathroom keeper)” Um, negro.”
Reporter: “Alrighty then.”
Interview spiked by metro editor upon submission.
More Democrats should organize tea parties. We tend to be better at partying anyway, so it’d be more fun for all, and besides, it would be hilarious to see how quickly our parodies of Republican behavior would be superceded by real Republicans.
Also, why do the trolls want Americans to bow to the Queen?
“Also, why do the trolls want Americans to bow to the Queen?”
Well, that is a mindless drone’s idea of a perfect day…
Just one eensy thing, the “gat-toothed moon” reference. George Raft and his ilk carry gats. David Letterman, and the moon, and their respective ilk are gap-toothed. I’m just sayin’.
Or perhaps.
what Odom does is to conceptualize social-networking projects…name them something like Yibble, Tweeg, or Blop
So unoriginal he resorts to stealing the names of Sarah Palin’s offspring.
Eric Odom responds to a commenter
like sprigs of gat-toothed moons
I know. Those bastards with their machine gun teeth are going to be the end of our grand experiment in democracy and, um, unpaid agriculture. And shit.
I’m thinking the “gat” reference refers to the whole al capone chicago thing which of course brings you blagoy blagoi blagovi that fuckin dood with the connections to rahm emanu emmanue emmean GODDAM it what kind of fucking immigra Imigra Immigern foreigner PLOT is this shit?
mikey
I know that this will be the least-believed comment ever on the interwebs.
[open fly, pull pockets inside-out, expose penis to create a whimsical elephant]
My church’s minister used to do this to his son and me when we were much younger. In front of my parents. In an entirely non-molesty and totally hilarious fashion.
He also used buy us booze and weed and introduced me to philosophy, non-violence, and Frank Zappa. He’s pretty much the only redeeming thing about Xtianity for me, but now he’s gone. *Sigh*.
So, let me see if I’m understanding him: a blog author at a free alternative news/entertainment weekly writes a blog post about two upcoming events that if you half read while falling asleep you might misinterpret to be one, and this potential misreading is yet another perfect example of a complete breakdown in authentic, honest journalism and of why circulation is going down at subscription-based dailies? Perfect example of dishonest reportage: Odom, dude, you’re soaking in it.
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His description of the project is hilarious: “A technology new media social media conference”.
Does it go through the tubes that are part of the internetworking e-tech digital web?
handy, you asked for it.
Smut, I tried to come up with a humorous comment involving mangonels, onagers and such-like, but only succeeded in feeling like a doofus. Rats.
Mebbes I’ll just go back to bed.
I was dreading getting caught on that, because it’s a real usage, but I can’t remember where it’s from.
‘Gat-toothed’ is like ‘wanton-toothed,’ or what a jack-o-lantern would be. Maybe like snaggletoothed, except less snaggly. The image is that the skulls have the teeth all exposed like fanning a hand of cards.
PITTSBURGH (AP) – A gunman wearing a bulletproof vest and “lying in wait” opened fire on officers responding to a domestic disturbance call Saturday, killing three of them and turning a quiet Pittsburgh street into a battlefield, police said.
Police Chief Nate Harper said the motive for the shooting isn’t clear, but friends said the gunman recently had been upset about losing his job and feared the Obama administration was poised to ban guns.
Richard Poplawski, 23, met officers at the doorway and shot two of them in the head immediately, Harper said. An officer who tried to help the two also was killed.
Poplawski, armed with an assault rifle and two other guns, then held police at bay for four hours as the fallen officers were left bleeding nearby, their colleagues unable to reach them, according to police and witnesses. More than 100 rounds were fired by the SWAT teams and Poplawski, Harper said.
The officers were the first Pittsburgh city officers to die in the line of duty in 18 years.
Write from certain, if obscure, knowledge.
Or write to commonly accepted usage.
It is a dilemma.
In a party hat.
Blargh…
m1k3y
I’d like to say two things about the whole Pennsylvania thing before this stoopid crap gets outta hand.
First, they’re cops. They have weapons, body armor, advanced comms and a great big paycheck. It’s their fucking JOB to take the bullets. They are not special, nor are they to be somehow mourned or even should they represent something that is US, the people who don’t have arms and body armor and big paychecks to protect the people. The motherfuckers signed UP for this duty. They get both the benefits AND the costs.
But even more importantly, Please, I IMPLORE you all, don’t try to use this.
Think about it. You want the moral high ground when someone infected with the intentional scare mongering from the right kills someone, but you want to to be inoculated from the same accusations if the fucker was a lefty.
It’s what THEY do. All people who can drop the hammer on another human being are broken. They deserve our pity, and our prosecution. They are not, EVER, political symbols of what’s right or wrong with a particular political persuasion. Don’t go down this road. It has no value…
mikey
This is becoming creepy now… I know cognitive disonance is the right’s schtik, but this is getting too far…
Why, on Earth, on a post about the Tea Parties would anyone post an off-topic comment, complaining that Obama did not bow to the Queen of England?
They are not, EVER, political symbols of what’s right or wrong with a particular political persuasion. Don’t go down this road. It has no value…
Unless you’re trying to sell a book or fill 3 hours of a “radio program” …
Odom is right!
The MSM has deliberately downplayed the size of the Tea Party demonstrations that have swept America. For example, not a single major news outlet has printed this image of the Tea Party protest in Casper, Wyoming, or this photo of the anti-tax gathering in Lampasas, Texas, or this pic of patriots making their voices heard in Ardmore, Oklahoma.
Odom? I never even borrowed a dime from ’em!
Write from certain, if obscure, knowledge.
Or write to commonly accepted usage.
It is a dilemma.
In a party hat.
Blargh…
m1k3y
Depends on the audience . I prefer “obscure” . Might learn something , and at least it won’t be boring (probably).
Well, Glen Beck and Sean Hannity must be proud that someone finally took their shite seriously.
Gat-toothed I was, and that became me well,
I had the print of Sainte Venus’ seal.
As help me God, I was a lusty one,
And fair, and rich, and young, and well begone:
For certes I am all venerian
In feeling, and my heart is martian;
Venus me gave my lust and liquorishness,
And Mars gave me my sturdy hardiness.
hey Mikey, I agree. It’s not the politics, its the guns and the stupidity. I’m tired of hearing after every one of these things that “it wasn’t the guns” or “if only there had been more guns”
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the gunman recently had been upset about losing his job and feared the Obama administration was poised to ban guns.
Yah. Jeepers I better use this thing before they take it away from me. Precieely why I’m terrified by those nuclear weapons. Especially so when the Cheney Shrub was in charge. I’m somewhat amazed there were no atomic weapons used in those eight years. I’ll be more amazed still if, in 10 or 20 years from now, they’re still unused.
not ‘an ilk’. Meanwhile, have you refined your theory of the brontasurus?
Shouldn’t this read “those” underwear? Or maybe “this” underwear?
Some LIEberals must have inserted a typo in the above rant:
gat-toothed moons from the tree limbs and lightposts
We know it was the Reamocrats because only they would disrespectfully refer to a gun as a “gat”. And they would like us to think they have guns for teeth. Then we won’t be able to like smash them in the face with a heel for all eternity like Reagan started in 1984.
Having guns for teeth would be really cool tho. We should look into that.
“Gat-toothed” means “gap-toothed” in Chaucerian English. The Wif of Bath was gat-toothed, which implied, by the standards of Chaucer’s time, that she was perpetually horny. We knew that from textual evidence anyway, but the gat-toothedness was, as we’d say in the semiotics biz, another signifier.
See? Who says a degree in English literature is useless? *grin*
I liked the ref, Gavin. It made my day.
WATCH the video and read the article, or STFU libs.
You have no right to comment if you don’t. Read the American Thinker article above.
It will enlighten you.
The video is TRULY shocking.
Also visit my website (no-libs.com).
Um, Eric, you don’t give the orders around here. You take the orders from the customers at the drive-thru window. And the fries are up.
Have you stupid repig sheep renamed all your blogs “tilting_at_windmills.com” yet?
The only appropriate name.
Come on, SomeNyGuy, you scared?
Are you an independent, patriotic liberal or some O-Bot shill worshiping at the altar of the Obamamessiah?
If you’re the former, read this article and watched the video therein:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/04/with_bowed_head_and_bended_kne.html
Tell me what you think!
Fuck off Eric.
Come on, SomeNyGuy, you scared?
Are you fucking kidding me, you ridiculous piece of crap?
Tell y’what, dickhead.
That fellah is busy right now.
Why don’t you show ME what y’got…
mikey
Mikey’s right. I’m busy watching videos of GWB fellating the entire bin Laden family. Not only are they disgusting to look at, they’re hard to play; Eric has masturbated over them so many times the capstans are encrusted with cum.
The American Thinker concedes that Bush kissed and held hands with Saudi princes, but IOKIYAR. Imagine that!
George Bush didn’t have the middle name “HUSSEIN” and didn’t have a Muslim father.
Are you an independent, patriotic liberal or some O-Bot shill worshiping at the altar of the Obamamessiah?
There is absolutely no added value in being both a Bot and a shill. A Bot shills for free, while a shill gets a 1099-Misc form at the end of the tax year. Also, Bots don’t worship, they’re programmed. Worshippers are too inconsistent and unreliable, witness, for example, Bush’s supporters — if you can find them.
It needs repeating. You wingnuts bleat about not showing the queen respect, getting too touchy, etc. Then you go off when he shows decorum to formalities with another leader, just the way you wanted?
But wait..the Saudis aren’t our allies, right? Which would explain the kissing, hand holding, Bandar “Bush” asskissing that the last leader did?
C’mon Obamericanianadians! Just try and explain this! C’mon, I dare ya! I double dog dare ya!!!
Chicken! Chiiiickennnnn!!!
Steady, people. Step away from the troll. There’s absolutely no reason to argue with it just because it demands it. You’re not going to change its “mind” and it’s not going to change yours, so please just ignore it.
Try to explain why BHO bowed on bended knee for a Saudi Islamo-King without referring to Bush.
If you can! Dumb libs. BUSH BUSH BUSH WAAAH BUSH!!!!
Bush is gone, Defend BHO on your own.
George Bush didn’t have the middle name “HUSSEIN” and didn’t have a Muslim father.
Ah, no, but his dad and Don Rumsfeld were friends with a guy named Hussein. Does that count?
C’mon Obamamaniacericanoidozoids! Just try and refute this startling image C’mon I dares ya! I DARE YA!!!!!!oneleventy!!1!!!!!
I enjoy sucking Saudi cock best because it still tastes like W’s asshole!
Why do you ‘think’ he did it Eric?
There is a big difference between holding hands (a sign of mere friendship) and BOWING ON YOUR KNEE (which is a sign of submission, like a MUSLIM would make before the Custodian of the Holy Mosques, hmmmmmmmmm…)
I just put waaaaaAAAAY too much sacred black nectar into my espresso
by mistakein order to attempt to turbocharge this website via osmosis, so … here goes!I wondered if the title wasn’t going to reference basment-dweller Freepazoids trying to DDOS you toward the truthiness – though I’d say that’s more Lemon Party than Tea Party material .
Print really IS on its deathbed, but talk-radio made Marconi’s Baby swell up like a boil after circa 1992 & TeeVee is doing just dandy. I can only WISH the fugly beast that is the EmEssEm was flatlining – which seems a tad awry with Odom’s “idea” that the global corporate media is my personal bitch.
Go tell it on the fuckin’ mountain.
Heard a local wingnut, Roy Green, on the radio some weeks back wistfully airing a “spontaneous heartfelt plea” monologued from the cakehole of some chirpy high-school senior lass, explaining all about why the Columbine shooting happened due to liberals & their abject thrall to the Culture Of Death(TM) as exemplified by stuff like the popcult ultraviolence being sold by the aforementioned EmEssEm LibBorg, & by Clinton hypocritically bombing Serbia to shut down the Instant Auschwitz scene they were having there at the time while ALSO “killing the unborn” (i.e. maintaining the legal abortion culture that’s probably already saved millions of womens’ lives) … Roy was celebrating the 10th anniversary of the tragedy … because he always knew in his heart that this school shooting would endure, even though others openly claimed its mixed marriage would never work out.
The segment gave me Weapons-Grade* Lulz .
Golly, it sure is exciting to know that my commitment to minimal human rights for all & personal ownership of a functioning ethical conscience means that I’m now an official child-killer, Roy.
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* His smarmy Oldschool Quaalude-hoovering AM Disco DJ voice puts it over the top … mhmmm!
George Bush didn’t have the middle name “HUSSEIN” and didn’t have a Muslim father.
Oh he’s soo cute and stupig, I mean stuuupid, I mean… oh what the fuck! if it wasn’t for Australia’s strict laws against the importation of noxious weeds, I’d take him. He’s soooo cute and harmless and very very dumm. What do you suggest i feed it? we dont have cheetos here?
Nice website, “Eric.” For me to have explosive diarrhea on.
“Exposing Liberal Fascists since 2005.” Did you give Doughbob the idea for his magnum opus? If not, you might want to think twice about using the phrase & that stupid Hitler-smileyface. Jonah seems the type who’d get very hissy about copyright violations.
And the soft porn is very tasteful. That part of the “Anti-PC League”?*
What an absolute cretin.
*Just looks better that way, in this case. Rules: break ’em!!
C’mon, throw me a frickin’ bone here! Troofie told me y’all raped him so hard he was dribblin’ santorum for days! My prostate needs your rough yet tender battering!
Answer the question Eric.
What do you ‘think’ motivated President Obama’s behavior?
You’ve blown off the other responses so OBVIOUSLY you have your own ideas about Obama real goals.
Spell them out and defend them, don’t weasel…
like a MUSLIM would make before the Custodian of the Holy Mosques
Jayzus, dude, go and change your pants already. It’s embarrasing.
Aww, can’t take porn? Gonna call me a “sexist” now?
Go fuck your dyke GF.
The Wif of Bath was gat-toothed, which implied, by the standards of Chaucer’s time, that she was perpetually horny.
I went looking for links to Dori Seda’s cartoons but all I could find was the Gap-Tooth Pride website.
“What do you ‘think’ motivated President Obama’s behavior?”
I think he did it because he’s really a Muslim, and is sending a not-so-subtle message to the King of Saudi Arabia and the “Arab Street” through actions like this.
He is planning to bring down America from the inside.
Think about it. Muslims hate apostates and try to kill them. Why has no Muslim gone after Obama yet? Because he is REALLY A MUSLIM!
They are not, EVER, political symbols of what’s right or wrong with a particular political persuasion. Don’t go down this road. It has no value…
Disagree. When many (if not most) of the recent mass-murdering loonies have been of a paranoid, right-leaning persuasion, and have been so obliging as to spell out their motivations quite explicitly before their rampages, I don’t see an earthly reason for ignoring it, or pretending they are anything other than what they are.
Mass shootings are the new daily reality. I’m not sure if knowing their cause will help reduce them, but I’d rather know it than not, wouldn’t you?
Wow. Stupid AND assholish. Welcome to killfile, “Eric”. Be sure to stamp your little feet and shake you impotent little fists of rage that no one is engaging your “Serious” questions.
Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim.
Oprah WInfrey is a Muslim.
Nancy Pelosi is a Muslim.
Bill Moyers is a Muslim.
George Soros? Biiiiiiiiiig Muslim.
Michael Moore is an extra special double plus Muslim Supreme.
Barney Frank is a fag, which is the worst kind of Muslim.
The Pope is a nigger and a Jew.
Alright, I officially call Bullshit on that videolink,Eric. First of all I invite everyone to view it. Second, that so-called bow, that you refer to isn’t a bow at all, and third that “bow” occurs during a video edit, which means that the “bow” could have been anything (ie- lean toward the Saudi guy to hear him speak is what I had in mind). If you assholes are hinging his Mancurian nature on this video, then you have been reliably punk’d, douchebag!
So what’s this “Lumping Patriots and Nazis Together” talk all about?
and…
It’s shaping up to be springtime for Hitler — and fiscal conservatives! — next month in downtown St. Louis.
So patriots == fiscal convervatives? Well, you learn something new every day.
Gadzooks! Mine comment about “gat-toothed moon” has proven flummoxed. I bow to the Gavin’s correctly used dental description. The ‘tea party phenomenon’ will be short-lived because, well, its stupid. It hasn’t clicked yet, even with the Fox/CNN free publicity, and the mailing of teabags to Congress was obviously ludicrous. Three months from now, wingtards will be denying they ever mentioned it. And to “She said, She said”, thank you for going to the site and debunking it, I wouldn’t want to pollute my browser. Typical of them to fake the evidence.
this “eric” that we are seeing here is a parody, right? because no one could really be that stupid.
If you assholes are hinging his Mancurian nature on this video,
I read this as ‘Mancunian’ and wondered about the connection between Obama and Manchester. Has he been seen dropping Es and dancing all night at the Hacienda? Does he drink shite Midlands beer?
Not entirely unrelatedly, according to the Wikipedia plot summary for The Magician Out of Manchuria,
“The novel concerns the adventures of a hero who encounters a queen with remarkable talents.”
Wow, I hadn’t looked in that link in like, forever.
This may be the best paragraph I’ve ever written:
Funny cuz it’s true.
Great post, btw, Gavin.
Actually, Eric, Obama might have bowed to the Saudi King, but George Bush sucked his cock.
As I understand it, Obama is a Muslim, a fascist, and a communist, all at the same time.
That’s gotta be confusing.
Excellent post, truly a poetic crescenDOH!!!
I read this as ‘Mancunian’ and wondered about the connection between Obama and Manchester.
I, for one, have never seen Obama and Morissey in the same place at the same time.
He’s also a ghetto thug and an elitist!
Honestly, the world hasn’t seen such versatility since Steve Allen died.
Shows what you know, Steve Allen didn’t die, he just regenerated into Obama.
Yes, that’s right, Obama’s not only a Muslim, a fascist, a communist, a ghetto thug and elitist, he’s a Time Lord!
Yes, that’s right, Obama’s not only a Muslim, a fascist, a communist, a ghetto thug and elitist, he’s a Time Lord!
That would explain the Dalek protest in Missoula.
Wow, I hadn’t looked in that link in like, forever.
This may be the best paragraph I’ve ever written:
“Spacedork from Emu Quadrent” is still my most favourite band-name of all possible threads.
[open fly, pull pockets inside-out, expose penis to create a whimsical elephant]
Finally! I now have a closer for my act! Big-time, here I come!
Gavin with an epic blast.
YES AND IT COUNTS–m. albert
He is planning to bring down America from the inside.
Every wingnut ad hominem attack on President Obama is a true statement about President Emeritus Bush. Every one. And they tell us to forget about the latter. (Lordy, we’ve tried, but those towers in lower Manhattan still just refuse to re-exist, the obstinate bastards.)
Next week: he appoints unqualified cronies to fail us in crises! Then he promotes them!
Eric, your duty is clear.
What you need to do right now, RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND, is to contact the Secret Service and tell them everything you know or suspect about the Muslim negro who is illegally occupying the White House and planning to destroy America from within.
Don’t hold anything back, Eric. Be as explicit as you possibly can; the Secret Service needs every piece of information you can supply. And don’t forget to include your name, address, phone number, and Social Security Number so they can properly reward you after dealing with this awful threat to American civilization.
Go to it, Eric, and good luck!
Every wingnut ad hominem attack on President Obama is a true statement about President Emeritus Bush. Every one. And they tell us to forget about the latter. (Lordy, we’ve tried, but those towers in lower Manhattan still just refuse to re-exist, the obstinate bastards.)
I had an old mentor who used to say, “When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at yourself.”
“When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at yourself.”
Umm, that’s not my finger.
Was your mentor Mark Knopfler?
Umm, that’s not my finger.
Smut, do your pants fit you like a glove?
“He is planning to bring down America from the inside”
He’s gonna put vegetable gardens in all of our yards? Ha, don’t have a fucking yard.
What what? He’s gonna give out capital gains tax money so we can buy yards? Oh, he’s sly. He’s doesn’t even have a cat to pet while he carries out his evil plan.
Maybe he pets Saudi cocks!
“Umm, that’s not my finger.”
Maybe he’s got 3 cocks pointed at him right now!
I should use 3 exclamation points!!!
The fact is, liberals are the worst. They defend the Usurper at all times, even as he brings us into Socialism. Liberals all deserve to be put in jail as traiters.
You refer, of course, to these.
American Thinker. Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Epic work, Mr. Gavin. Made my Sunday morning, it did.
Eric the witless consumer of Rethuglican bullshit is amply described in this old post.
“Are ya scared” he types menacingly from his basement laziboy.
Well, actually, yes but not in the way dumbass thinks. He and millions like him are at the vanguard of humanity’s new dark age, and this terrifies me.
I liked the “gat-toothed” line in that hilarious last sentence. Nevermind what some half-educated ignoramus tells you, do not water down your writing style or dumb down your voice. Even if I disagree with almost everything you say, I really like your style.
Eric–you’re not behaving like a true Conservative here. You’re donning the gaudy harlequin costume and dancing for the amusement of acolytes at the altar of a pernicious ideology.
The writers here do a smashing job of mocking the bloated, unearned arrogance of some Movementarian types on the Right. Well, mock on, mock on! But they know, and I know that they know that the issue of taxation is more than a marginalized political concern, and that this anger will be stronger six months from now and stronger than that a year from now. Whatever you think of the personalities involved in the movement at the moment, you have to ask yourself, is this an exploitable issue that can be used to motivated confused voters to come right back to our side? The answer is, I think, for you, Sadly, Yes!
“an exploitable issue that can be used to motivated (sic) confused voters”
Perfect synopsis of republican strategy.
Did Ferris Bueller sing “Taxman” as part of the Chicago tea party protest?
Gavin, I hope you are paid for doing something like this in Real Life.
Masterpiece, Gavin.
In case Eric is still looking,:
What’s all this talk about fingers?
sorry link didn’t work try:
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n158/codename_009/BushKissingSaudiPrince.jpg
I read this as ‘Mancunian’ and wondered about the connection between Obama and Manchester.
Chicago. So much to answer for.
Teabags are wide at one end, then get very very narrow in the middle, then much much wider at the other end. In this way they are the de fact opposites of brontosauruses, which are liberal.
That is my theory, it is mine, and what it is too.
The fact is, ilk is a great word if you’re playing Scrabble. Otherwise, not so much.
I believe ilk, like gat-toothed mentioned above, is also a remnant of Chaucerian/Middle English.
The original expression was “ilike” or “illiche”–meaning “alike” or people like whomever you were describing.
Eventually shortened to just “ilk”–people of his ilk–>people like or “ilike” him.
Daaaaaamns, G. M. Awesome.
Lord that was funny. I cried and almost pooped my pants. “whimsical elephant,” indeed.
lrn2google. “gat-toothed” means “with a sweet tooth,” not “crazy teeth.”
sadlyno.com has now spent more time, attention, and energy on “tea party” than anyone – and all for free. at least the tea partiers got paid by astroturfers.
nobody took the “tea parties” seriously, and nobody’s talking about it, because it’s so obviously staged.
there’s no need to expose the truth behind tea parties, because everyone already gets it. if you’re gonna troll them for the lulz, there has to be a funnier way.
i’ve never posted here before, and i’m not part of the community, but you should post about things that are interesting to MEEEEE!
also, make MEEEEE laugh.
also, MEEEEE!
“Why did Obamam meekly bow before the Saudi King?”
It’s spelt “Help me, Obimam Muslobi!”. Get it right.
“Barack Hussein Obama, bowing before the custodian of the Two Holy Mosques, [O]hmmmmm….”
He’s a secret Bhoddist? I don’t think so.
How much custard do they eat in those mosques? Or do they use it to make FIREBOMBS?
“Check out the video and article here:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/04/with_bowed_head_and_bended_kne.html
Disturbing!”
The American Thinger must be very disturbed.
“So he bows before a Islamic King, but not before the Queen of one of our allies?
What does it say? Think about it.”
You have this wrong. BHO is to be the head of the secret international communist caliphant, a kind of anti-Republican Party. He is the Sun-Blessed Sultana. It is THE KING who would BOW TO HIM. Except they are devious secret and not-so-secret Mooselimbs and so they do it backwards.
Chuck U. Farley said,
April 6, 2009 at 1:23
Thank you for your concern.
Because fine, ‘ilk.’ I don’t know what ilk are, or is, or how the word differs from ’sort,’ ‘kind,’ ‘type,’ or other such words of moderately distinct meaning. And if I did know what it meant I still wouldn’t use it much, because it looks like something with antlers.
Ecce homo, ergo ilk.
“Here in Chicago most media outlets completely ignored the February 27th Tea Party protests.”
Here in Brooklyn, they did the same thing to my garage sale! Despite the fact that nearly twenty people showed up, and I took in over ninety dollars! AND I sent them my press release nearly a month in advance.
Tell me that’s not biased.
Eric said,
So he bows before a Islamic King, but not before the Queen of one of our allies?
What does it say? Think about it.
What I wanna know is did he kiss the king or hold his hand? Cuz a president who would do that (and not slip ole Liz some tongue) is clearly moving the country towards gayislamofacism.
When did Saudi Arabia stop being considered an ally of the US? Did anyone remember to tell them?
That is just classic. Thanks for the laugh.
wingnuts in party hats will never get old!