Oh PZ the good Pirate of Darwinism, the wingnuts did get you?
“It was the Leviathan, sent from the evil Davy Frum’s locker“
PZ you must attack! THE CREATURE WILL EAT YOU!!!
“Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni has eight arms and two tentacles, a sharp beak, and hooked suckers which….” [BLAARGH!! CHOMP CHOMP. PBBBBT.]
“…proves the awesome utility of pandering to the bullshit populism of Creationists! Praise Jebus, students!”
Eeek it is to late! The evil wingnut beast did eat PZ and then poops inky blackness on science!!!
Shhh! We are like Levi-Strauss persons among the natives. Look it is their snake doctor! We must observe the crazy wingnut creature! It goes into the Klonopin trance….
“I am a classical liberal, like Glenn Reynolds is a libertarian! No wingnuts here, just cock! LOOK AT IT! BY THE POWERS OF THE MAGICAL COCK FETISH, YOU TOO CAN OUT-SOLDIER THE SOLDIERS!“
Now begins the cocko cult ritual! It is to funny!
“BOIOIOIOINNNG!!! SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!”
“Blarggh! I will slap you with my cock, reveal your identity, then my tribe will snuff you with axe handles and make sexual remarks about your children! Yet I am a victim!“
Wingnut cock shaman is a crazy retarded.
“Why hello there! Cynthia McKinney is a Klingon but Katherine Harris is like my favorite Ferengi evar! Now send me some money so I can teleport to Paris for some orchid shopping on the Rue de Douchebagoises!”
Haha the aliun is a orange humanoid! Did the wingnut gravybeasts eat your eyebrows, aliun?
“You are banned from the Americablog space-time continuum!”
The Jughead creature is a trickbeast! A wingnut in desgise! Archies and Reggies beware. The Jughead is a secret Moose Mason friend!
Hahah it is the Kernul Clodhopper wingnut!
Now the soldiers have stabbed the wingnuts in the back!? It is logicel. For a wingnut.
Poor liberals and islams, the jingos did eat your babies! It is to sad. Haha poor ‘idealist’ sensibel liberals, neoconmen did knock you up and run away! It is to funny.
HAHAH! IT IS THE DIGDUG WINGNUT!! LOOK OUT FOR POOKA AND FYGAR, DIGDUG WINGNUT!
“Bosh, flimshaw! Bilious, video-gaming fools, I am not that pixellated mountebank; I am, rather, piece number 8 from the WingNet’s favorite (second only to Risk) of great games whichforth we apply to life: Stratego! ‘Tis a game that I am, by the way, much better at than Kos!”
Oh Stratego miner, are you digging for poop?
“I am delving for bombs — techniques of the fascist right which I simultaneously subscribe to and project upon the bilious Left, like Kos! It is part of my ploy suchtofore to present Phalangist Reaction as Centrism, and Outright Fascism as Acceptable Conservatism.”
HAHA IT IS POOP! BUT YOUR LAST MINE CAVED IN!!!
“Indeed and certes! Online Civility: a cause lost, marry and forsooth! Sabotaged (‘swounds!) by bilious hatemongers of the bilious Left, like Kos!“
But silly wingnut! It is because you are the hypocrite!
“Thou bilious obsessive, so not unlike Kos! There be other castles athwart Kos’s ‘neathwise which I tunnel!”
LIKE THIS, REVENJE WINGNUT!! ADMIT IT, YOU DID SAY “BLARGH BABY I LOVE YOU. LET’S BE BUTTERTROLLS TOGETHER”. AND BOMBSHELL ASHLEY DID SAY, “SORRY WINGNUT RETARDED CREATURE, BUT I DO NOT DATE WINGNUTS BECUS THEY EAT THE CHILDREN.”
What a cute little crybaby! Look out baby the wingnuts will eat you!
Oh it is a wingnut tantrum by a wingnut baby! And the trickcreatures diapers are poopy. IT IS TO STINKY!
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