Jo-Lo Talks
Oh, I feel just awful. Really awful. My modest little attempt to poke fun at Jo-No and K-Lo has Jo-No all upset and stuff:
Okay, so my syndicated column went up at Townhall today. As I mentioned earlier, they messed up and put it under Kathryn’s byline.
If they messed up, Jonah, then why is it still under K-Lo’s byline more than 24 hours later? I know that most of the folks at the Heritage Foundation have to call IT each time they need to launch a web browser but surely by now they could have stopped their webmaster from downloading porn and playing World of Warcraft for the 4.34 seconds it takes to change a fricking byline.
Her actual column is up over there as well.
It’s annoying, but such glitches happen. But apparently some leftwing blogs think this is the most hilarious revelation imaginable.
Well, at least the most hilarious thing since the publication of Liberal Fascism: From Mussolini to Annoying Clerks at Whole Foods. Oh, and those left wing blogs, which Jo-No is too chicken to link are, of course, yours truly and Wonkette.
I’m being pelted with really stupid and juvenile email from people who think this is some sort of major scandal, that it’s proof of plagiarism and lord knows what else.
Of course, the “lord knows what else” — being pwned by an intern, columns being written by Ramesh’s uncle’s outsourcing operation in Bangalore, Jo-No and K-Lo making the two-backed wildebeest — certainly presents ample reason to giggle. And if it were indeed just a simple clerical error, K-Lo certainly would have said something about the bad byline at this late date rather than spending most of yesterday afternoon slamming down Mudslides in the Ruby Tuesday at 41st and Seventh.
I mean, is this the best leftwing blogs have? Misprinted bylines? I knew having Bush gone would be rough for that crowd. But this is really sad.
Of course, we’ve been ridiculing these lard-butts for ages, long before Bush left. But thanks, Jonah, for your concern. We’ll stop blogging and go get happy lives now.
Gavin adds: What, and give up show business?
K-Lo can’t respond because she’s out of town on a humanitarian mission; they’re using her to dam up the Red River.
Customers who used “I mean, is this the best leftwing blogs have… this is really sad” also enjoyed these statements: “You all think you’re so clever,” “I feel sorry for you (/sarcasm),” and “One day I’ll show you all.”
“columns being written by Ramesh’s uncle’s outsourcing operation in Bangalore,”
This idea has merit.
Not to make too obvious a point, but isn’t is kind of appropriate that the article these two both authores is called “Big Bedfellows”?
Without the sirens, pelicans, and dancing pandas, you’re seriously understating the gravity of this scandal.
Jo-Lo, or K-Load?
You make the call…
I feel really awful that Jo’berg Goldsphincter is being “pelted with really stupid and juvenile email,” given that said pelting only mockingly reminds him of his entire life’s work.
psst, roy, jonah is reading us RIGHT NOW. comb your comb-over, roy.
apparently, the postings over there weren’t made in such detail and with great care.
K-Load. Definitely K-Load.
I’m trying to decide whose looks have been improved by that pic.
Pantload’s next book is previewed at amazon: “Sincerely, Ronald Reagan”.
Mom! He’s POINTING AT ME!
Also: What’s with the “pelting”? I specifically requested “poking” and “prodding.”
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/19021.html#comment-861298
Thank you to whoever at Sadly, No! made the top image, which is perhaps the greatest image in history.
That’s a pretty nice shout-out, Tintin.
Now here’s a wonketteer’s blingee.
(Must credit Atheist Nun)
~
Damn, Thunder.
I did not have to see that, EvAr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OT, but since I haven’t seen mention of it yet – see me tell Mister Rogers about my upcoming nuptials.
I’ll also be vlogging the consummation.
I’m trying to decide whose looks have been improved by that pic.
Okay, I’ll say it: they’re both better looking that way.
She is so weirdly squirmy in that video. Ick.
“I mean, is this the best leftwing blogs have? Misprinted bylines? I knew having Bush gone would be rough for that crowd. But this is really sad.”
Granted it’s no “Teleprompter In Chief”(HA!,cracks me up every time) but it’s the best we can do.
Now here’s a wonketteer’s blingee.
Only Jonah could manage to own-goal a Dirty Sanchez.
“Don’t you pay any mind to all those mean left wing poopyheads, Jonah, you’re Mommy’s big boy and you ARE a real columnist. Yes you are, yes you are!”
Come on, this is exactly like that time they found a bunch of girls’ panties with Johan’s name embroidered inside. A simple mistake that could happen to anyone.
We have to keep in shape (a concept foreign to Herr Lœdedhøsen) until his next book comes out.
It’s his party and he’ll cry over silly stupid juvenile lefty blog reactions to him if he wants to.
Only Jonah could manage to own-goal a Dirty Sanchez.
I think we have our new shitbox tonguejacking over here.
is this the best leftwing blogs have? Misprinted bylines?
How totally self-involved the LoadenPantster is.
No, Jonah, it is not. It’s just another day of whimsy and belly laughs at your expense here at Sadly, No! Thanks again!
(Oh, PS – sorry about the “belly” thing, Jo-Dough. That was mean.)
Education spending under Bush rose 58 percent faster than inflation. Lo&Dough say.
rose faster. haha. who’d want to fight a claim for that column?
Hand up for K-load.
HR dilemma in India: double pay for the original author or a ‘long vacation’?
Has K-Lo still not been heard from on column-gate? Has Clown Hall admitted its “error” yet? Equiring minds and all.
A statement issued to British media organizations shortly after the home of former Royal Bank of Scotland boss Sir Fred Goodwin was damaged by vandals
Ann Alt-Del House, what’s the deal with Althouse’s webcam in the bloggingheads vid? It refuses to focus. Did she set it for “Barbara Walters focus”? Is it sentient and thinking of others? Either way, thank you Althouse webcam, and godspeed in your continued unfocused ways…
They shoulda drained the deck pool on the NRO cruise ship. The universe will never be the same. But at least we can no longer accuse him of Jonanism.
Is it irresponsible to speculate, &c.
Come on, you should be good at this game by now, Jonah!
Headline from La McArdle:
The LA Times copy desk is officially too small
Well, actually, no it’s not. It’s just that Jonah’s ass is too large.
Another image posted wrt the K-Load kerfuffle.
Somebody’s lips are hot for somebody.
Why does Jonah never link to the left wing blog he calls stupid and juvenile? Is he afraid his readers will leave him?
Jonah’s right: It is sad, and you are grasping at straws.
I didn’t comment on the first article because I thought you were goofing on conservative reaction to any liberal writer’s plagiarism (perceived or real) and just needed an excuse to post that funny,yet disturbing, P-Shop.
Anything to keep from having to acknowledge the sinking ship that is the Obama Administration, a subject which you have studiously ignored or glossed over in an attempt to soothe your troubled conscience because you realize that all the totalitarian bogeyman qualities you assigned to Bush (in your BDS delusional state) are actually present in Obama.
Of course, none of you will ever admit to that. None of you can ever admit that you were wrong to cast your vote for someone who (only two months in) is on track the be the REAL “worst President EVER”. Just take a long, luxurious swig of that Kool-Aid and savor it before it’s gone.
don’t these guys have a flowchart to illustrate how two authors publish identical reports?
didn’t roosevelt actually make the Great Duplication worse by intervening?
this event is almost as bad as when Morton Downey’s kinescope was mixed up with Joe Pine’s kinescope.
go ahead and ignore me you bastards, jonah’s reading me RIGHT NOW!
Actually’s K’Lo’s “other” column is posted. However, it is better for the world that it was ignored until the weekend is almost over.
K-Lo and Jonah are the same person with different genitals.
The K-Load picture looks remarkably like Peter Griffin in drag.
What’s the deal with Althouse’s webcam in the bloggingheads vid? It refuses to focus.
Either the camera just doesn’t want to focus on her or it’s also drunk on Boon’s Farm.
all the totalitarian bogeyman bullshit actually set into motion by Bush you’ve managed to project onto Obama.
Definitely K-Load.
And for full effect — K-Load Jean Doughpez. (The ‘Jean’ part is an oblique reference to ‘pants’, so you’re covering all the bases.)
Spending the day in the shirt he wore, her pants are too tight and his knees are sore.
I fear K-Lo is tied up in Jonah’s basement being “reprogrammed” until Jonah feels certain she is willing to corroborate his story.
This is probably proving more difficult than Jonah thought as K-Lo can undoubtedly eat her way through the twizzlers and red vines Jonah used as ropes.
Nylund said,
March 28, 2009 at 22:43
I fear K-Lo is tied up in Jonah’s basement being “reprogrammed” until Jonah feels certain she is willing to corroborate his story.
I, on the other hand, believe that Jonah is now living in the belly of the beast, as they say.
I’m not certain how grateful I’d be sitting in a whale’s belly come day two or three. I would certainly have been glad at first, but possibly would have started complaining pretty quickly. This is often the case for people: we beg for relief from our circumstances and when it comes, we aren’t satisfied with it. But Jonah doesn’t complain. He is sincere in his prayer and God tells the whale to spit Jonah out on shore. (Jonah 2:1-10)
Now I’m so confused. Is Jonah or KLo the whale? Who is in who’s belly?
“K-Lo and Jonah are the same person with different genitals.”
Like an anatomically correct Mr. Potato-Head.
Is Jonah or KLo the whale? Who is in who’s belly?
That is koan, young grasshopper. When you find the answer within yourself, then you have reached enlightenment.
When you find the answer within yourself
I found myself within the answer
FAIL.
Thou renewest thy witnesses against me, and brought forth my hands all the cities round about thee; and the waters of Jordan toward the mount of Olives over against the Philistines were gathered together against Moses and unto us through Christ Jesus. There cometh a chariot with a fleshhook of three teeth in his own sin. There is a deceiver and an oath betwixt us, even eternal life. For I will only, without doing anything else, go through the midst of the fruits of the cherubims with gold. And it came to a perpetual incense before thee, and that ye walk circumspectly, not as man seeth? What God hath not defiled their sister.
And Jonadab said unto him, Lord, shall be circumcised. And she was fair to look to, after the imagination of their kings, their princes, their priests, and they came up out of his garment: and immediately all the words of the host of the LORD our God, and he turn to the seven years thou shalt bring it to rain upon the corn, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them to be his wife.
Therefore I hated it. Mine heritage is unto me in the name of Jesus. And beholding the man have no inheritance among them that have brought again the Pharisees and the Jebusites, seven nations in the city for lack of nothing.
Jonah, row the boat ashore.
Hallelujah!
Hey, if you’re gettin kinda tired of sticking needles in your eyes, and are overcome by boredom, Podhoretz, Kristol and Goldberg are on CSPAN right now, on American Perspective, “The Future of Conservatism”.
Paranoid wackadoodles on parade.
I’m only gonna watch for another couple minutes, while it’s halftime in the Villanova game.
So far it’s been all Pod….
mikey
Podhoretz, Kristol and Goldberg are on CSPAN right now
No chance in hell I’m turning that on. I put enough strain on my brain cells without beaming rays of stupid and evil at ’em.
Well. That was more than enough for me.
The second most common word, after “Liberal”? Yep. “Iran”.
And they were completely comfortable taking the position that the mainstream op-ed pages were “dominated” by liberal pundits.
This, you see, made pubs like “Weekly Standard” and “Commentary” much more important now that they were espousing viewpoints that were in the minority.
I guess Krauthammer, Friedman, Brooks, Kristol et al didn’t get the memo…
mikey
There cometh a chariot with a fleshhook of three teeth in his own sin.
Today’s reading is from the Book of Janusnode.
Podhoretz, Kristol and Goldberg are on CSPAN right now
I was unaware that digital television technology had advanced to where that amount of stoopid™ could be carried in the available bandwidth. Given the almost infinite noise, I believe they are somehow violating Shannon’s law.
…And lo, the Hadrisaur did wander in the desert, crying out, “who are these who have loosed their spears in anger?” And the spears responded, it is not thou who’s blood we offer for eternal torment, for torment is eternal in the muse of our namesake. And the Hadrisaur did cry out in frustration, while the men not captive to time offer only tribulation, and soothe their own sweated brow with the cloth of shamwow….
–The book of mikey, 8:66
There cometh a chariot with a fleshlight of three teeth in his own skin.
St00pid is maximally compressible, since removing any bit results in zero loss of stoopid.
This is a very good point.
If one is transmitting a signal in which there is actually zero information, no matter how lossy the compression used, you cannot reduce the information contained within the signal below zero.
Therefore, the entire program could be reduced to the brightness/chrominance/luminance values of the broadcast signal itself…
mikey
Janusnode the hadrosaur
Hallelujah…
Janusnode the hadrosaur ashore.
Ramen.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, for your listening pleasure, the Gorn.
Thank you…
mikey
Er, viewing.
VIEWING pleasure…
mikey
Aleph-0 bits of stoopid on screen, Aleph-0 bits of stoopid.
Take one out, something something
Aleph-0 bits of stoopid on screen.
A little help here?
Aleph-0 bits of stoopid on screen,
Aleph-0 bits of stoopid.
Take one out, eat saurkraut
Aleph-0 bits of stoopid on screen.
mikey
Jan has rode the hadro sore, hallelujah…
The other side is my good side…
What? WHAT?
א-null.
How can you not love the Gorn?
They’re slow, clumsy, dimwitted lizards.
And yet they built FTL starships and conquered a big chunk of the Galaxy.
All the while stumbling around, and even getting their asses kicked by chubby humans…
mikey
It’s all about ME!!
ME ME ME!!
I am the reptilian version of Jonah Goldberg.
I’m sorry.
Was that redundant?
How can you not love the Gorn?
They’re slow, clumsy, dimwitted lizards.
And yet they built FTL starships and conquered a big chunk of the Galaxy.
All the while stumbling around, and even getting their asses kicked by chubby humans…
You forgot that they did that all while wearing a fab little cocktail dress
Pathetic human, do you question our fashion sense?
We will DESTROY you!!
(please don’t beat us up again)
No wonder the Gorn couldn’t succeed. You don’t wear sleeves with a cocktail dress for gawds sake.
‘Twasn’t Kirk that killed the beast, ’twas lack of fashion sense.
The fact is, liberals are just envious of the intellectual heft that conservatives have, as well as the facts and logic. Probeblay why the liberals are not that successful, and why they try to tax and legislate wealth away from creators and give it to poor people, they are pimps for poverty
The fact is, Gorns are just jealous of the enormous heft that conservatives have, as well as the cheetohs and twinkies. Probably why the Gorns are not that successful…
quod erat penis
Maybe we could all go over to Gary Ruppert’s house and gnaw on his thigh…
A salute to Bimler:
K-Load. Definitely K-Load.
Wasn’t that a 1982 EP by Hunters & Collectors?
Can’t find Droptank on Youtube…
I can only find the Five for Fighting version…
mikey
Education spending under Bush rose 58 percent faster than inflation.
Didn’t all the education spending under Bush go into the pocket of Neil Bush?
Jeebers I vote for not me to go and tax the Creator.
knock knock
Fuck off
Er Mr. God I’ve come for your taxes
Come and get them Ant- head
Oh shit, that’s not very nice, Mr. God I just want your tax form and the money you owe
Fuck off backwards boy
dog rm IBF eht llac nac ew
etc etc
Not me, no way.
How dare you laugh at their screwup! What? Change it? They don’t have to change anything because being conservative means that they’re perfect! Change would only degrade their inherent perfection. But if they’re perfect, how did this screwup happen?
(Paradox Red Alert – Approaching Meltdown – Must Avert Meltdown – Take Evasive Action ASAP)
Obviously, the liberal-hivemind of the Interwebs is being secretly run by Soros, in league with Jimmy Carter, Noam Chomsky, The Dixie Chicks, Snidely Whiplash & The Gorn. They did this to impugn these hororable scribes, choosing to strike right when they were making their most devastating refutation of the liberal conspiracy to deny everyone their birthright to a Free Neocon Pony.
(whew)
Gavin:
“Hey uh, where were you guys when they tried to BLOW UP THE FUCKING BUILDING!”
More directly related to the New Best F0t0z Evar:
“Argh, my eyes! Ah, fuckin eyes!”
“Madre de dios, my eyes, it burns! It burns like fuck!”
Also is it just me, or does Blue Two (the loneliest black man since _Black Hawk Down_) immediately empty a mag into everything he sees? I swear the guy’s a T-800. If he saw a crackhead standing in front of ten nuns in a straight line he’d put a .300 right through the center ring, mentally check off “crackhead #3” and march straight over the dead nuns en route to his clear zone.
I mean, is this the best leftwing blogs have? Misprinted bylines?
K-Load is reminding me of a teenage George McFly on too many cheeseburgers, with a “Kick Me” sign on his back telling the people whacking at him, “Ha-ha, very funny! Real mature, guys!”
herr doktor bimler said…
The hyperbolic trainer is worse than Hitler.
Was that joke stolen from tigrismus? I rather think it was.
I can’t help it.
I look at that Jo-Lo ‘shop, and that big stupid grin flanked by wan black curls… and I start cracking up, giggling with glee. It has an accursed humorous power over me. I cannot look at it and not laugh.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, for your listening pleasure, the Gorn.
I was hoping the “G” was a typo.
They’re slow, clumsy, dimwitted lizards.
Boehner’s a Gorn???!!!?!!////!!11//!?
Oh come on. Hitler makes everything funnier.
It’s still there under both bylines–with lots of fun comments. Lovely. You guys really need to escalate with a couple of flashing sirens and, doh, the pelican. Or, perhaps, a clock? Maybe a pelican, a couple dozen flashing sirens, and a clock? If this continues to go on, freaking Drudge is going to run a JO-NO story, though I doubt he’ll use a pelican.
If this continues, the rift will stay open and god knows what will fall out.
The fact is, liberals are just envious of the intellectual heft that conservatives have, as well as the facts and logic. Probeblay why the liberals are not that successful, and why they try to tax and legislate wealth away from creators and give it to poor people, they are pimps for poverty
I’m sorry, what’s all this about “intellectual heft”? I was too busy laughing at the blatant lack of it (as well as facts and logic) in this whole statement, especially in view of the current facts. Also your atrocious spelling and shitty syntax.
(When Gary Ruppert says “the fact is…”, you can be sure that whatever is coming next is 180 degrees removed from the actual reality. Always and invariably.)
Well, I have to admit it! I only visit Sadly, No! because I can’t get a job at -um- (goes back to original post) either TownHall or NRO, I’m not sure which. But I don’t suppose they’ll ever print my writings…unless they like bad Regency Romance? Naaa! It’s over their heads. Way over.
…pimps for poverty…
!
I’d love to hear, oh, Limbaugh say that five times, fast. Hey, tough guy, you gotta date tonight?
Weep not for us. As long as some wrinkled, bitter old plutocrat with four bits to rub together has the memory of your mom’s gumjob stashed away in the blurry mists of memory, we’ll always have you to kick around, starch-tuchus.
This is a very good point.
If one is transmitting a signal in which there is actually zero information, no matter how lossy the compression used, you cannot reduce the information contained within the signal below zero.
Mikey gets the WIN!
…for managing to reduce Teh St00p1d to an understandable broadcast engineer algorithm. I think I’ll bring this up the next time someone blathers at me at whether H.264 is better than Sorensen…