As if a column at Clown Hall by K-Lo entitled “Big Bedfellows” isn’t enough to make you want to drill a hole in your skull and erase the image by pouring directly onto your brain a mixture of Drano, Clorox and Everclear, the identical column appears at America’s Shittiest Website™ with Jonah “The Whale” Goldberg as its putative author. The links above might not continue to work, so I post the incontrovertible evidence completely free of any Photoshop tampering on my part:
Now, of course, there are many innocent explanations for this. Perhaps Jonah Goldberg is the drag-king identity of K-Lo. Perhaps K-Lo has been writing Jonah’s columns for him in exchange for sexual favors and posted this one accidentally under her own account at Clown Hall. Perhaps the reverse is true, with Jonah writing the columns and K-Lo putting out. Or perhaps everything written by either is written by some underpaid intern while K-Lo and Jonah whoop it up together at The Olive Garden, and this is all some sort of intern revenge. Whatever the case, there’s some hanky-panky behind it all.
Developing. . . .
UPDATE: It’s 10:25 a.m. (almost two hours after I uncovered and reported on this scandal) and the same column is still posted under both names. Apparently K-Lo and Jonah are arguing over whose column goes and whose remains. K-Lo is making veiled threats about getting Lucianne involved in this.
UPDATE 2: Some more evidence, which speaks for itself:
D. Aristophanes adds:
Big Bedfellows, Part II
By Kathbob Jean Doughpez
Zzzzzzzz … *snort* … hrmphh … blecchh. Jellydonutsjellydonutsjellydonutsjellydonuts … wuzza? Snrrttttt … ahh! Masticatemasticatemasticatemasticatemasticate … *groan* … *heave* … *burp* … beefjerkyjerkyjerkyjerkyjerkyjerky … yummmm! Uhnn … ohhh … ahhhhhhhh … mmmmmm … mmmmmm … mmmmMMMMMOOOOOORRRE! MORE! MUST … HAVE … MORE … JELLYDONUTSJELLYDONUTSJELLYDONUTSJELLYDONUTS … hrmphh … *snort* … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …
UPDATE 3: Jonah, er, weighs in:
My column today is related to the point Newt was making on Hannity (and is tied to my cover story in the current issue as well). Note: The Townhall version of my column was mistakenly given Kathryn’s byline. .
The Townhall version of my column was mistakenly given Kathryn’s byline. But it’s mine, all mine.
K-Lo, however, is keeping suspiciously quiet, refusing to confirm or deny that the Townhall byline was mistaken. Jonah unwisely reveals his pique against K-Lo with the rather strange “it’s mine, all mine.” I don’t think that Bedfellowgate has played out completely yet. Stay tuned.
UPDATE 4: Here.