Fools! Don’t you understand? When something legal, it’s *not against the law.*

Shit.

When something IS legal, etc.

When something IS legal, etc.

It’s fine how it was. Goes with the whole Day-O thing.

Banana shrinkage?

I’m sure there’s some Billy Mays product not sold in stores that could remedy the problem.

Yes, the great problem with gay marriage is that it encourages filthy faggity faggy fags think they’re actually NORMAL people.

Just like all that “civil rights” nonsense started them darkies thinking they could be president ‘n’ shit.

Hi guys, I’ve been very busy with my research lately, which is why I haven’t posted here in a while.

But here’s something you all should know, something that might further persuade you that there is something to these Bigfoot sightings. Reports of hairy bipedal hominids are not unique to North America. There are reports of hairy bipeds from every continent except Antarctica.

In addition to the Sasquatch of North America, there is also the Yeti of the Himalayas, the Yowie of Australia, the Yeren of China, the Alma of Central Asia and the Wildman of Europe, to name just a few of many.

Now it would be one thing to say that large bipedal apes of the gigantipithecus variety don’t exist if the reports were only coming out of the Pacific Northwest. But it is an entirely different story to dismiss these reports as hallucinations or mere fabrications, since these creatures have been reported all over the world, in some cases for thousands of years.

Not everyone is lying, and not everyone is just seeing things. These are people from completely different cultures, who speak completely different languages, who live on different continents, and in most cases never had the opportunity to communicate with one another for most of their history.

Think about it 1000 years ago, how would a Tibetan Yak herder have been able to communicate with an American Indian to swap stories? They wouldn’t of. And yet both peoples completely isolated from each other have reported very similar creatures for hundreds, even thousands of years. Coincidence? I think not my friends.

I can’t help but wonder if many opponents of gay marriage are worried that, once The Gays start gettin’ hitched up, there’ll be fewer of them to cruise in public restrooms.

I Camernker, I sawmenker, I comenquered.

Maybe the URL could be more specific. Fewer pictures of creepy people there as well.

Homosexual “marriage” hangs over society like a hammer with the force of law.

Mockery hangs over that like a chainsaw with the force of tickling.

Also, Lookit what Thers found.

Think about it 1000 years ago, how would a Tibetan Yak herder have been able to communicate with an American Indian to swap stories?

The internet. Duh, stupid.

Y’know, Gavin, I hate to bring up this kind of self-serving rubbish, but I think it’s fair to mention that I originally posted a version of Day-O that included the line “Come Mr. Taliban and Tally me Korean” on Sadly No at some point in the distant past.

I can’t be arsed (learned that one from Herr Smut) to try and figure out how to search in the comments, but it seemed just pissy and unnecessary enough of me to mention it that I couldn’t resist the temptation…

mikey

…there is something to these Bigfoot sightings…

Is THAT where the NeoCons came from?

I’m betting — and I’m just guessing here, but I’d put cold hard cash down to back it up — every single one of his “horror” stories are either a)wildly exaggerated b)wrong and/or c)not really scary when put into “context”.

But I just can’t bring myself to giving a shit at Brian’s plight.

HAHAHAHAHAHA EAT COCK YOU FUCKING WHINY BUSYBODY.

Gay! Me say Gay, me say Gay, me say gayeeohhh.

My fave:

The Massachusetts Bar Exam now tests lawyers on their knowledge of same-sex “marriage” issues. In 2007, a Boston man, Stephen Dunne, failed the Massachusetts bar exam because he refused to answer the questions in it about homosexual marriage.

Someone was descriminated against because he refused to answer questions on the bar exam about the law in the state in which he was taking the bar exam. Damn those homos!

Homosexual “marriage” hangs over society like a hammer with the force of law.

The hammer comes up at the beginning of the piece, too, although not with the same awesome awfulness:

It’s become a hammer to force the acceptance and normalization of homosexuality on everyone.

That sentence is immediately followed by this one:

And this train is moving fast.

And at the end we get this:

And furthermore, this abdication of their proper constitutional roles by the Legislature and Governor has caused a domino effect as “copycat” rulings have been issued in California and Connecticut, with other states fearful it will happen there.

Camenker likes his marriages straight and his metaphors mixed.

Well mikey, there’s this too. Prior art? Also the very end of that thread is awesome.

The abrupt change of metaphor is hardly surprising. The poor dude had to reboot when he found himself thinking about ‘square pegs and round holes’.

(In fact, over the last three months, the Sunday Boston Globe’s marriage section hasn’t had any photos of homosexual marriages. In the beginning it was full of them.)

Let me check that again. And again. I’ll be looking again this evening and a few more times tomorrow.

mikey’s version is from December 22, 2007. It was a good one.

“Given the extreme dysfunctional nature of homosexual relationships, the Massechusetts Legislature has felt the need to spend more money every year to deal with skyrocketing homosexual domestic violence. This year $350,000 was budgeted, up $100,000 from last year.”

Okay, aside from the fact that I don’t trust his claim that the reason for the budget increase is “skyrocketing homosexual domestic violence”, what is this asshole saying?
That homosexual partners ONLY became abusive AFTER they legalized their unions?
Or is he saying if they’re not a legal couple, then the domestic violence doesn’t count? So if we ban gay couples from getting married, the cops can ignore any victims of domestic violence who happen to be gay, or take the cases less seriously.
I never feel good about saying this, but…I fucking hate this guy.

Is it “possible” to “invest in “scare quotes”? If so, I “think” RenewAmerica.us is the “solution” to our current “economic crisis”.

mikey’s version is from December 22, 2007.

I see no Koreans. MIKEY MUST RESIGN NOW.

Uh. All that talk about hammering and trains.

No comment.

I can’t help but wonder if many opponents of gay marriage are worried that, once The Gays start gettin’ hitched up, there’ll be fewer of them to cruise in public restrooms.

Well, once they gave the durn Negroes full rights they had to find someone they could a) Screw and b) Wouldn’t dare mention it for fear of retaliation from an angry mob.

Maybe that’s why aliens won’t land here. They know the GOP would be waiting to fuck them over in a number of ways.

“Given the extreme dysfunctional nature of homosexual relationships, the Massechusetts Legislature has felt the need to spend more money every year to deal with skyrocketing homosexual domestic violence. This year $350,000 was budgeted, up $100,000 from last year.”

Please tell me that piss gargler did not, in fact, misspell Massachusetts in his own article about the fate of Massachusetts.

that was probably ME, Arky4That1.

Copycat rulings? Holy shit, that’s hilarious.

Hey Mistah Taliban, tally me ba-na-na

Alan Arkin must be turning in his grave….

Mr. Arkin is very much alive, and recently won an Oscar for “Little Miss Sunshine”.
Oh, and Arky, while I can’t correctly spell Massachusetts, I don’t gargle with piss. Though that would leave a better taste in my mouth that Brian’s column did.

They should just use the money to dig moats so people can easily tell where real and fake America is.

Posted by Lepi | October 22, 2008 7:18 PM

I wonder what kind of moats they should dig?

“Homosexual “marriage” hangs over society like a hammer with the force of law. ”

This fagmo is so turned on right now!

Say my name, Caremaker. Say it, bitch!

How the HELL does J– do that?

Damn, coulda sworn there were koreans in there.

Is it Synapses or Ganglia I’m missing here?

Anyone?

mikey

J— has magikal powers.

How the HELL does J– do that?

J— assumes you are a DIRTY FILTHY LIAR and does not look for the Korean bit.

I, in my innocence, FAIL.

that was probably ME, Arky4That1.

Sorry dude. I suppose I could go check for myself but … nah.

Anyway, there’s enough stupid in what I have read to make it irrelevant to anyone but an editor. (Guilty!)

I say we get J— to find a sasquatch on Google Earth.

I would say, from skimming it, that another good shorter would be:

When homosexual marriage is normalised, homosexual marriage becomes normalised!!!!!

I don’t quite understand who this article is aimed at. I’d like to think that everybody could predict that when gay marriage becomes legal, gays will marry and talk about their weddings.

I say we get J— to find a sasquatch on Google Earth.
J— has to be buttocksed arsed.

I Camernker, I sawmenker, I comenquered.

I spitmernkered all over my keyboard.

Thanks, teh gay. See! That’s why teh gay should be illegal.

Wheeee!!! Check out the on-coming HAMMER WITH THE FORCE OF LAW!

Teh Pubic skoolz:
OMG! “They” are teaching our kids that homosexuals aren’t fucked deviants! The money quote (all bold in original)

Think about that: Because same-sex marriage is “legal”, a federal judge has ruled that the schools now have a duty to portray homosexual relationships as normal to children, despite what parents think or believe!

By Klono’s argon flatulence! Teh HORRORS!

Teh Pubic Health

Since homosexual marriage became “legal” the rates of HIV / AIDS have gone up considerably in Massachusetts.

Actually, the number of people living with HIV/AIDS has gone up, slightly, but that’s because they are living longer. The number of diagnoses of HIV infection has gone down.

Teh Homo-Domestic Violence & bunch of other stoopid shit: actually since he has no links, and I can find no info about this – I’m assuming all of it is the same as his point about the considerable increase in HIV rate (i.e. he pulled it out of his ass)

In Conclusion
Teh Ghey Buttocks Secks is da horrible. Why, because shut-up that’s why. And now people looks at me funny well I scream PHAG0RTS R DEE-VEE-ANTS!!!! Hell in a hand basket, I tells ya.

Now it would be one thing to say that large bipedal apes of the gigantipithecus variety don’t exist if the reports were only coming out of the Pacific Northwest.

That would be one thing. But no one says “large bipedal apes of the gigantipithecus variety don’t exist” because of where the reports come from. We say it because, you know, there’s absolutely no evidence to support the claim that they do exist. I mean, that’s really the biggest argument, that whole absence of living creatures, remains, unambiguous tracks, photographs that aren’t blurry or obscured…

Shorter version:

Judge: Mr. Hutz we’ve been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?
Hutz: Well, Your Honor. We’ve plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.

Yeah, well, the “Global Cooling” headline tells me right off that I just stepped aboard the short-bus … (reads) … HOO boy …

In 2005, when David Parker of Lexington, MA – a parent of a kindergartner – strongly insisted on being notified when teachers were discussing homosexuality or transgenderism with his son, the school had him arrested and put in jail overnight.

– when he refused to leave the school, & after hours wasted by school staff & police telling him to GTFO – also after “courageously” refusing to pony up bail money. A childish & disgusting exhibition of fail that Parker has since pimped into minor-celebrity-status among similarly-“minded” individuals. What a fucking martyr.

Because same-sex marriage is “legal”, a federal judge has ruled that the schools now have a duty to portray homosexual relationships as normal to children, despite what parents think or believe!

Having the right to behave like a total fucking ass-clown does not render your ass-clownhood sacrosanct, even when you connect it to child-rearing (shudder) – nor does society have an obligation to kowtow to it.

See: Flat Earth Society.

Research shows that homosexual relationships are fundamentally dysfunctional on many levels, and “marriage” as we know it isn’t something they can achieve, or even desire.

Shoddy, biased, outdated research – yet oh-so-useful to certain folks’ agenda. Done by homophobes, for homophobes. Which I’m sure is central to his point. Heh.

His main boohoo is that soon society will come to accept queer- & bi-sex as normal. It is. Normal as the sunrise. I lived in the country for a while as a kid & I saw enough kinky animals out there (with zero access to either gay-porn OR ACT-UP agitprop) to know just how full of shit the “deviant” label is when applied to sexual congress not capable of producing young.

I cordially invite Camenker to eat a big bag of dicks.

Well, if we succeed in garnering basic human rights for all humans, we all know what wingnuts will do next…

Training chimpanzees to do household tasks, so they have someone to feel superior to…

Leading to The Planet of the Apes!

Hey look, leave me out of this, ok?

I mean, fer gawd’s sake, I’m a noble gas.

(hee hee, I said gas)

And I’m not flammable. You can’t light argon farts.

Makes us more serious than that other kind of flatulence…

What did the story on the transgendered person have to do with gay marriage?

If we accept gay marriage, we’ll have to accept gay in general, and that’s just unacceptable… you bigots.

What did the story on the transgendered person have to do with gay marriage?

‘Cause only a raging homo would want to be like the other gender.

I do very much appreciate your criticism, RodeoBob, and I’m glad your participating in my discussion.

However, it would be extremely difficult to find a carcass of a Sasquatch in the environment in which it lives. Consider the environment in which the Sasquatch lives, the forests of the Pacific Northwest and Western Canada. Any carcass will succumb rapidly to the elements, first and foremost to insects and predatation, and also to the very moist climate itself, leading to rapid decay, and almost no evidence of any carcass.

Consider that in the same environment, that the carcasses of known large animals such as bear and elk have not been found either! Now, if the carcasses of very common, known large animals, have not been found, than what do you think the odds of finding the carcass of a equally large, but much rarer species of large animal would be?

“marriage” as we know it isn’t something they can achieve, or even desire.
Some people are inspired by tales of selfless heroism, or of endurance in the face of unimaginable privation.
I’m inspired by examples of the human capacity for tolerating cognitive dissonance, like this case of someone claiming that gays don’t actually want to marry — in the middle of a rant about the problems caused by all those gay marriages.

By the way, does anyone here remember ‘learning about marriage’ in elementary school? I sure as hell don’t. I remember learning about math and verbs and swear words. Is this why American kids are universally retarded now, because the culture war is being fought over their heads?

the carcasses of known large animals such as bear and elk have not been found either
Results 1 – 20 of about 191,000 for dead elk. (0.20 seconds)

Alternate Shorter: Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

The Massachusetts Bar Exam now tests lawyers on their knowledge of same-sex “marriage” issues. In 2007, a Boston man, Stephen Dunne, failed the Massachusetts bar exam because he refused to answer the questions in it about homosexual marriage.

I gotta say, I’m morally opposed to screwing over workers therefore I will refuse to answer any questions regarding Nevada labor laws.

Also, I’m very disappointed that despite the hammering train metaphor, the diatribe contained not a single reference to anything being forced down our throats. They’re learning, slowly.

Oh, and “Hammer With the Force of Law” sounds like the name of a really bad skinhead band.

“marriage” as we know it isn’t something they can achieve, or even desire.

Smut Clyde, I think your love of cognitive dissonance is admirable, but you misunderstand what this quote means. “Marriage as we know it” means “twice per week I put my dick in my unpleausred wife’s twat, hump her for 47 seconds, and put my baby gravy properly in her womb, and then go harass my teenage daughter about chastity and make sure my son isn’t looking at gay porn.”

Teh Homos cannot achieve nor desire this. (Neither can this straight bastard.) More power to them!

Oh, and “Hammer With the Force of Law” sounds like the name of a really bad skinhead band.

Actually, Hammer is the Main Event. The Force of Law is just the Opening Act. But they do have the same drummer.

Well, it’s a change from the last eight years, when they’ve been using a screwdriver.

“marriage” as we know it isn’t something they can achieve, or even desire.

This is because “marraige” as they know it is a patriarchal construct in which each party’s role, duties, and responsibilities are strictly defined according to their genders and require forceful leadership by the male and quiet submission from the female.

Same-gender marraiges, by definition, cannot achieve this. If there exists an element of dominance/submission in a particular relationship, it isn’t gender-related and is generally a mutual arrangement between individuals and not assumed to be the natural order of things as ordained by gawd.

I think there’s a lot of truth to the idea that what really freaks these people out is the idea of equality in marraige. THAT’S the threat to traditional marraige they perceive.

D-KW: So, if they collaborate on a single, would it be Hammer, featuring Force of Law?

D-KW: So, if they collaborate on a single, would it be Hammer, featuring Force of Law?

Only if the song is entitled “This Train is Moving Fast”.

Only if the song is entitled “This Train is Moving Fast”.

And the flip side was “To the rest of America: You’ve been forewarned.”

And the flip side was “To the rest of America: You’ve been forewarned.”

Of course, the CD single would have a hidden track.*

*Don’t worry, it’s not a RickRoll.

Actually, Hammer is the Main Event. The Force of Law is just the Opening Act.
Do they perform any Skrewdriver covers?
“Brace-&-Bit” were going to perform as well, but they ran foul of the law and are now all banged up for possession of meth. While “Bastard File” were already booked to play at the singer’s nephew’s bar mitzvah.

Of course, Chuck and Rat Tail got caught up in that whole Mongols sweep, so they won’t be around for a while.

Hee hee…

mikey

I cordially invite Camenker to eat a big bag of dicks.

I believe the proper nomenclature is “a big, pretty basket of dicks” (there’s a garden center near Napa-Sonoma that sells them every Autumn).

I’d volunteer Fencing Pliers but not everyone likes country.

Is it Synapses or Ganglia I’m missing here?

Gray matter.
Ha. Just kidding. Mikey is da shit.

I think he’s right that America is not ready for the next wave of human-Bigfoot marriages.

El Cid said,

Efeetist!

Blast from the past, Brian Canker er, Camenker on TDS

[Helms asks if Mass. is worse off after the decision]
Ed Helms: So the quality of life has decreased?
Brian Camenker: Yeah.
Ed Helms: Homelessness gone up?
Brian Camenker: I could, you know…
Ed Helms: Crime rates?
Brian Camenker: Crime rates?
Ed Helms: Air quality?
Brian Camenker: I mean, let me put it this way, I could, if, I could sit here, and I could probably, you know, find some way of connecting the dots to gay marriage, to all of these, if I had enough time, and I did some research.
Ed Helms (voice-over): Yeah! Why take time to do the research, when saying it is so much faster!

Acceptance of homosexuality had become a matter of good citizenship!

Think about that: Because same-sex marriage is “legal”, a federal judge has ruled that the schools now have a duty to portray homosexual relationships as normal to children, despite what parents think or believe!

And what about the darker “members” of society, huh? We have to accept their presence as “Legal” – in fact, in some areas, these “mud people” are allowed to vote!

See where that’s got us? Yes, THATS why Wall Street Imploded. Voting non-white people. And teh gays.

My head hurts… need a good mojito to cool it down…

if I had enough time, and I did some research.

Maybe the Mormon Church will give him a grant.

It’s the darndest thing – Camenker made a whole great big bunch of assertions, but he somehow forgot to provide any links to his sources of information. He probably meant to, but was just too distracted by all the homo boners waving around in the open up there in Massachusetts.

by all the homo boners waving around in the open up there

They’re handy on the subway.

School libraries across the state, from elementary school to high school, now have shelves of books to normalize homosexual behavior and the lifestyle in the minds of kids, some of them quite explicit and even pornographic.

WHAT?? My college only has, like, 1 shelf of this stuff, max. And it’s not even hardly pornographic at all! …”good” school my ass… *grumble* Kids these days don’t know how spoiled they are…

Also:

Over the past year, homosexual groups have been using taxpayer money to distribute a large, slick hardcover book celebrating homosexual marriage…

“large”

“slick”

“hard”

The prosecution rests.

The prosecution rests.

If the defense is looking for a lawyer there’s that guy…oh,wait, he failed the bar exam, didn’t he?

PLUS, same-sex marrige is still illegal, since the law about “marriage being about a an and a woman” is still on the books!

Even though the court ruled it was “un-constitutional”.

Like these laws. My Favorites:

* At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
* An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public (look out right-wing face mullets!).
* No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
* Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

I’m looking forward to a new regime of LAW & ORDER, people…

* At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

Fcukin’ Nazis!

Gary Ruppert said,

October 23, 2008 at 1:33

Gay! Me say Gay, me say Gay, me say gayeeohhh.

So, Gary has been possessed by Beetlejuice now? This could be good.

I do very much appreciate your criticism, RodeoBob, and I’m glad your participating in my discussion.

Well, if we didn’t feed off-topic trolls, they’d starve and die, and who wants that on their conscience? I mean, aside from every other commenter here…

Consider that in the same environment, that the carcasses of known large animals such as bear and elk have not been found either!

And yet, oddly, those large animals have been captured, photographed accurately, tagged & tracked, left behind bones when dead, and provided a host of independently verifiable evidence of their existence. Puzzling, isn’t it?
And, by the way, when making an affirmative claim (like “carcasses of bear and elk have not been found”) it helps to do even the most rudamentry research. You know, like the kind you said you had been doing…

The hammer is not my fists…

Ed Helms: Air quality?
Brian Camenker: I mean, let me put it this way, I could, if, I could sit here, and I could probably, you know, find some way of connecting the dots to gay marriage, to all of these, if I had enough time, and I did some research.

Oh, please, please, please, connect the dots that relate gay marraige to air quality…

In addition to the Sasquatch of North America, there is also the Yeti of the Himalayas, the Yowie of Australia, the Yeren of China, the Alma of Central Asia and the Wildman of Europe, to name just a few of many.

I hate to break it to you folks, but Josh is absolutely right. There is excellent photographic evidence of hairy bipedal hominids.

I think not my friends.

Josh St. Laurence is JOHN MCCAIN?

Ed Helms: Air quality?
Brian Camenker: I mean, let me put it this way, I could, if, I could sit here, and I could probably, you know, find some way of connecting the dots to gay marriage, to all of these, if I had enough time, and I did some research.

Oh, please, please, please, connect the dots that relate gay marraige to air quality…

Well, ya see, Kevin Bacon–

I think there’s a lot of truth to the idea that what really freaks these people out is the idea of equality in marraige. THAT’S the threat to traditional marraige they perceive.

Also, since being gay is a choice, what woman in her right mind would want to marry a man when she could marry someone who’ll treat her like an equal?

My sons in elementary school (oldest is fifth grade, younger is in second) know about gay marriage ’cause their dads got married back in September. The older boy’s response when we told him about our plans – “Why? You’re ALREADY married.” We had to explain that the State of California didn’t legally recognize our first marriage, so we had to do it over. His expression was eloquent – ‘grownups are incredibly stupid’.

Both of them know a lot of kids their age who have no dads at all (at least, not where they can find them) – I’m sure they wonder why having two would be considered a problem.

Word substitution: Think about that: Because interracial marriage is “legal”, a federal judge has ruled that the schools now have a duty to portray relationships between whites and blacks as normal to children, despite what parents think or believe!

Looks so much nicer in the original black-and-white, doesn’t it?

“What same sex marriage has done to Massachusetts.”

Here’s one: It’s caused his associate to strip near naked while fleeing police after complaints of a mysterious man taking unauthorized pics of children in a school.

http://www.eagletribune.com/punews/local_story_296225932.html