He So Horny
Posted on September 4th, 2008 by HTML Mencken
Above: Still in the throes of solitary ecstasy,
Steyn reaches for Kleenex.
A couple of shorters of The Human Steyn, who has apparently, in addition to his customary steyning of the rear of his trousers, made a few new ones in their front:
- Unlike Barack Obama, Sarah Palin is an authentic American who has a life outside politics, real experience, a willingness to drill, a huge gun, and a perfect rack… of, um, moose antlers. She’s exactly the kind of woman I came to America to masturbate to.
- ZOMG, she’s got a bear skin in her office! I bet it’s polar bear! [fap fap] In front of a fireplace! [fap fap] But of course her charms are totally lost on Andrew Sullivan, that fag.
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Mark Steyn, jizzlobber. If such an older wanker can get so turned on by Palin, I’m almost afraid to check on Adam Yoshida’s reaction.
Mark Steyn, jizzlobber.
I’ll never be able to listen to that Faith No More song without thinking of Steyn now. Thanks, dude.
Can we send him back?
Pretty clear when they went with the “laying more pipeline” line that they are courting the Bubba vote, not the Hillary voters.
He’s writing about Palin, but when he closes his eyes, it’s all Presidents in flight suits.
You know it.
I am so glad to see that the patriarchy and sexism is still alive in journalism. I was worried women might actually get treated fairly. Whew.
That Mark is such a keeper!
Looks like the Stain was getting himself drunk so he could have his way with himself. He’s easy like that.
real people don’t define “experience” as appearing on unwatched Sunday-morning talk shows every week for 35 years
Is that the reason we’ll never see Sarah Palin on one of them?
Saturday, August 30, 2008…. Next to her resume, a guy who’s done nothing but serve in the phony-baloney job of “community organizer” and write multiple autobiographies looks like just another creepily self-absorbed lifelong member of the full-time political class that infests every advanced democracy.
Wow, Steyn got the memo early!
Steyn’s not the only one. forgive me if this has been posted, but this video of McCain checking Sarah’s ass is still making me laugh:
Josh Marshall? Really?
Why, it’s almost as if she’s some some sort of … celebrity.
But I say again, if they lose I will feel sorry for her. Steyn and the rest of the wankers will trash her for the next eleventy hundred years. “This is all her fault. She should have said no to McCain! She tempted him and he’s an old man and a POW!”
It will be the only way to dispel all the guilt and shame they feel for non-stop plonker pulling over Palin’s pictures.
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘the Human Steyn.’
MzNicky said,
September 4, 2008 at 14:51
Josh Marshall? Really?
I think it’s the Josh Marshall from Talking Pants Memo, not the other one.
…I’m almost afraid to check on Adam Yoshida’s reaction.
I don’t pay good money to read this site for your “almost”, bucko!
MzNicky said,
September 4, 2008 at 14:51
Josh Marshall? Really?
Cf.
Despite what anyone with a single scintilla of intelligence may think, Palin is the perfect nominee for purposes of drawing the “undecided” (working-class, white) ‘Mid-dull Murkin’ demographic…Obnoxious, confrontational …plus, as a ‘woman,’ she’ll claim an exception from being subject to the same shit she spreads…She reminds me of those gals who, in personals, claim to be “painfully honest”: “painfully honest” about you, but watch it if you essay a similar honesty about her…and because of her gender, she’ll claim a free pass: any criticism of her will be portrayed and perceived as ‘sexism.’
Democrats?
Fuuuuck…
Stick your own fork in your asses.
You’re done.
Oh, I’m still gonna ‘vote’ for the Great Mocha Hope…because I would rather chop off a hand than use it to cast a ballot for ANY GOPhascist.
But the game’s over…the pukes may not even have to cheat too much this time…
Which is a shame for a party that should be ahead 20 points…
…and what a shame for a fucking drunk concern troll like woody…
…fuck you, woody…
I was at a bar last night and my friend looked up at the television screen and said… “If I’ve gotta get fucked by a republican, It might as well be her” BRILLIANT.
Too funny, via TPM:
Anybody notice anything odd about this part of the transcript of the Palin speech released to the press?
Starting in January, in a McCain-Palin administration, we’re going to lay more pipelines … build more new-clear plants … create jobs with clean coal … and move forward on solar, wind, geothermal, and other alternative sources.
…and what a shame for a fucking drunk concern troll like woody…
Does anybody who uses the term actually know what the fuck a concern troll is? Hell, do you realize that disagreeing is not the same thing as trolling? Goddamn fucking herd mentality…
…”I kinda like the whole naughty librarian vibe.” Gov. Palin, welcome to the nation of Wingnutia. Please leave your self-respect in the coatroom.
AIPAC has already stamped the seal of approval on her ass. (She’s had an Israeli flag in her office for some time, aapparently.)
Barry needs to condem The World’s Greatest Monster more forcefully. Barring him from the convention isn’t enough.
“Goddamn fucking herd mentality…”
And fuck you too, self-appointed Emperor. Whenever I see stuff like
“But the game’s over…the pukes may not even have to cheat too much this time…”
…I call CONCERN TROLL.
Sue me.
Looks like the Stain was getting himself drunk so he could have his way with himself. He’s easy like that.
Don’t knock it. It’s sex with someone he hates.
Kids, kids! C’mon! Let’s just all simmer down here. I think the nuttiness of the last week or so, topped off by the ugliest show in town — the Rethugs’ 4-day hatefest — has us all a bit unsettled. Let’s watch The Colbert Report and have a beer.
Question:
If Sarah Palin is as aggressive and protective as a pitbull, why is her daughter pregnant?
If Sarah Palin is as aggressive and protective as a pitbull, why is her daughter pregnant?
Answer: because when kids want to fuck, they will find a way. Dad’s on the fishing boat and Mom’s at a late-night meeting? Boom.
Leave the kids alone, for heaven’s sake. Palin’s a liar and (nevertheless? therefore?) a GOP goddess. This is familiar territory–perhaps the most familiar territory we’ve had in this campaign.
Why, it’s almost as if she’s some some sort of … celebrity.
From a far-off, exotic land!
Answer: because when kids want to fuck, they will find a way. Dad’s on the fishing boat and Mom’s at a late-night meeting? Boom.
Leave the kids alone, for heaven’s sake. Palin’s a liar and (nevertheless? therefore?) a GOP goddess. This is familiar territory–perhaps the most familiar territory we’ve had in this campaign.
Sorry, that’s not washing. If you’re going to claim being a hockey mom is a qualification for public office, your family is fair game. Period.
http://mediamatters.org/altercation/200809030012#3
Michael Wolff has an interesting profile of Rupert Murdoch, here, and this account of a secret Obama-Murdoch meeting seems to have the most immediate relevance:
MzNicky is right.
It’s always depressing to see such levels of hatred… and know one is a target.
But the last few nights have been a reminder that God Will Not Be Mocked.
His patience is not infinite.
It apparently runs out in seven years and eight months.
When you look at Sarah Palin do you see:
A) Lara Croft
B) Librarian pornstar
C) Hypocritical suburban bitch mom
This is the new Rorschach test.
Shorter Truth: I like pie! Mud pie!
It’s not some weird, unexplained coincidence that when conservatives look at Barack Obama’s beautifull, all-American family on-stage, they become filled with hate and rage that these black liberals, I mean, um, slick Chicago community organizers dare be the next Presidential family.
If all the GOP has in its trick bag is a family from Alaska, then it certainly is game over.
For the GOP.
Nothing about Iraq. Nothing about Afghanistan. Nothing about the economy. Nothing about fuel prices. Nothing about healthcare. Nothing about deficits. Nothing about Iran. Nothing about China.
In short, nothing but window dressing.
‘See? We’re just like YOU!’
Except that Mr. Palin’s got a six-figure no-show sweetheart “job” with BP. Most Americans don’t have that.
‘See? We’re just like YOU!’
Except that Sarah Palin’s got state trooper protection for herself and her family.
‘See? We’re just like YOU!’
Except that they aren’t. The Palins have a lot more in common with the rich and powerful movers and shakers in the GOP than they do with the average American family. Make no mistake, folks — this ‘aw shucks’ act from Governor Palin is just that — an act. McCain and Palin are much less interested in helping the average American than they are in helping themselves and their cronies get even farther ahead than they already are.
When Sarah Palin says ‘see, we’re just like YOU,’ she’s not talking to the average American, who’s worried about healthcare costs, gas prices and keeping a roof over his or her head. Oh, no, no, no.
She’s talking to the rich white guys at the convention in Minnesota.
It’s exactly the same ugly shit as at 2004 convention. They didn’t have the purple heart bandaids, but everything else was the same.
Relax. Call it what it is – the same old ugly and divisive politics of hate. They wrote a speech full of lies and ugliness before they even picked the person to deliver it.
pedestrian: How about D) None of the above?
Sarah Palin is the bright shiny object that appears to be a jewel from a distance but upon close reflection is nothing but reflective glass. The Repugs 08 have taken the objectification of women to new lows as only they could: She’s their new plaything based not just on her physical appearance but also on the distractability of the personal mythology they’ve hastily constructed for her. Her role is not to serve as backup in case the president needs replacing; her role is to personify the party’s petty hatreds and look good while doing so. Her lucky break is that Hillary Clinton was rather rudely yanked off the stage; otherwise, McCain’s sidekick would be nothing other than yet another pale stale male. She knows it and doesn’t care. When opportunity knocks, this “hockey mom” hangs up the carpool keys and trots out the family business, in all its cringeworthiness, exploiting each and every one, from the elder son who’s signed on as a warrior in the War on Terruh, to the pregnant teenage daughter of whose condition mom’s so happy she just had to announce it to the world (before the National Inquirer did), to the “special needs” bundle of joy pit-bull mom just so loved that she risked his life so as not to miss giving a political speech. She’s the perfect pandering tool: A woman who has no qualms about objectifying herself — or, apparently, anyone else around her. Just what we need: More sociopathic power- and warmongers running the White House. Big change, that.
They wrote a speech full of lies and ugliness before they even picked the person to deliver it.
I thought it sounded exactly like a Mitt Romney speech. It was his trademark blend of bitching about taxes, nasty humor, and smug faux populism.
Coming to you this fall- the new real-life drama from FOX: MILF & McCain.
Hot and sleazy never looked so disgusting.
Dudes, the AP of all organizations, is already fact-checking the Palin lie-fest:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080904/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_fact_check
Palin may have tremendous upside for the GOP base. However, this will have a limited effect on the overall electorate. Her downsides are potentially bottomless, however. Her problems are not going away. If the Obamas are smart and handle this thing properly, he’ll be in the White House.
To quote Prop Joe from the Wire: “have you ever known Obama and Axelrod to be stupid men?”
Mr. The Truth we all know that you and your racist friends aren’t going to vote for a black man, no matter what. We get it. Black people scare the living fuck out of you, and you think they’re all pimps, hookers and gangsta rappers. Point made.
Call me naive, call me overly optimistic, but I honestly think that the majority of people who are going to vote in November are not like you. They will vote based on who they think is the best person to get us out of the shit moat we’ve been slogging through for the past eight years, and move this country forward, and they’re not going to vote for an ancient POW who has sold his soul and his maverickyness to the KArl Rove wing of the Republican party.
So, fuck off, asshole.
Hard to believe Mark Steyn is single.
With Steyn’s apparent charms and his obvious “way with the ladies”, I can’t believe someone hasn’t scooped this steamy stud off the playing field.
It’s a little difficult to take comments from someone calling themselves “The Truth” when they are based on your persoanl reaction to what you saw on the TV last night. If you’re going to hit us with the truth should there be something like, um, data, to back you up. Except there isn’t. I’m glad you were impressed. Everyone who wanted to be, was. But the truth is that Palin is a reformer from nowhere in the tradition of Jesse the body Vedntura and Arnold Schwarzzenegger. Except she’s really not because of her close ties to Ted Stevens, for one. It’s great that who she is, is someone a lot of people can identify with. But who she is, says nothing about how she is part of the reform in the economic policy, foreign policy, national defense, health care, immigration policy that McCain hasn’t sold to the public yet. He’s the default Republican nominee. He didn’t get the nod because of his message, he got it because of who he is and the negatives of his Republican opponents. At this point if you want to increase your votes, you can address the issues that are motivating those voters or you can scare them off of your opponent. Tell me how a hockey mom’s appeal, no matter how great, does either of those two?
I do worry a little about how our criticism of Palin feeds into cultural archetypes.
Beautiful but unqualified candidate = sleeping with the boss.
Daughter is pregnant = should have devoted less time to her career and more to her family.
Firing people left and right = dragon lady
Well, she’s no Jenna Jameson.
It’s all over. I agree with the Troof. I mean, an arena of wingnuts cheered on their new Wingnut Queen. Obviously, America was cheering, too.
Doesn’t matter she is a lying shit sack. I mean, she has guns and is a hockey mom. A hockey mom!!!!
I wonder if she’ll be indicted by the first debate?
Is this an awkward time to point out that Obama didn’t win the Democratic primaries – you know, when people vote by secret ballot – and only went over the top because of the caucuses?
Untrue. He won many ballot primaries.
Liar.
The Truth said,
September 4, 2008 at 17:02
I hope all of you encourage actor (and everyone else on liberal hate websites) to keep attacking Palin’s family.
When a candidate lists “hockey mom” as a qualification for national office, it is deeply within our interests to look at how such an obviously unqualified person in the family department might handle real responsibility.
once Palin’s family got on stage
Before the not-capacity crowd…
How can anyone talk about “liberal hate” with a straight face after the venomous speechifying last night? Zounds.
When Palin’s family stood on stage with her, it was close to game over, liberals
It WAS!
A roomful of white elitist Americans cheering on an adulterous broad and her hillbilly brood?
End of story.
Doesn’t “Beauty QUEEN” kinda imply that she won… Last I checked she lost… maybe “wanna-be Beauty Queen” or “Beauty Queen contestant.
“once Palin’s family got on stage”
She knowingly subjected them to scrutiny in order to further her loony doctrines, which God told her to faciltate by running for high office.
Total number of votes, 2008 primaries:
McCain 9,840,706
Obama 18,107,587
I love the fact they had to do a last minute re-write, in part to make it appropriate for a woman. You know Romulon, Good n’ Pawlenty and perhaps LIEberman are looking at McPOW and thinking “You passed me over for this, you damned horndog!”
Also note, that according to WingNut Logik(TM) Palin is responsible for the 200 pt. drop on teh stock markets.
Hates the federal govt and Washington.
Promotes the teaching of Creationism in public schools.
Wants to ban all abortions.
Denies Global Warming.
Believes that the War in Iraq is a mission from God.
Consistently attempts to ban real knowledge and fire professional administrators who resist.
Fires top law enforcement officials and replaces them with loyal cronies.
Gives away budget surplus “to the people” and then borrows hand over fist to fund pet projects and basic government services, creating huge deficits.
Shifts the tax burden away from the wealthy onto the middle and lower classes.
Serves at the bidding of Big Oil and other Corporate Interests.
Yup! The only differences between Sarah Palin and George Dubya Bush are lipstick and the ability to deliver a speech without stumbling over the big words.
The fact is, Steyn is one hot piece of ass, and I’d fuck that Canuck fucker like you don’t believe. Obama is a faggot pussy as loser negro. Aren’t I fucking charming? I think I just shit myself, but I don’t even care. Farty fart fart fuck. I’m so charming and you want to have a beer with me, right? Fuck fuck poop. Tits. I have great tits, and you’re a fucking pussy ass faggot liberal lose.
So let’s see if I’ve got this right. Grampa Munster has to do a stunt pick in order to secure the Taliban wing of the GOP. Isn’t that supposed to be his base, you know- the votes he can take for granted? Congratulations Wingnuts! You’ve secured the votes of everyone who thinks Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church! Next time, ask your VP’s teenage daughter’s HS drop-out baby daddy to take the gum out of his mouth before he takes the stage. The America with real jobs and book learnin’ saw a bunch of spiteful self-entitled rubes who’ve been sucking hind tit on the Exxon hog so long that they think they can talk trash about folks who’ve actually accomplished something. Hope you like a big bag of dicks, ’cause that’s what you’re getting in November!
> A roomful of white elitist Americans cheering on an adulterous broad and her hillbilly brood?
Not brood. Litter.
Remember, Amorous Amy trolls this site.
Yes, once America saw that a Republican nominee had a family on stage, suddenly the entire election was won, somehow or other, because, you know, look at them, they’re America, real America, not like the terrorist arugula-munching Democrats with their weird, un-American families who don’t look like families like they should look like.
And Giuliani made the same point: John Sidney McCain III is ready to be Commander In Chief because, literally, “look at him“.
There’s some sort of physical appearance thing going on, I can’t quite put my finger on it, but you can obviously tell just by looking at these people on stage who are the real Americans and ready to be Commander In Chief of the whole country, not just of the Alaska National Guard, as crucial as that command position is for our freedom.
I mean, you know, look at them.
Mattel has announced a new model Barbie in time for Christmas.
No, not the obvious Caribou Barbie, or Moosejaw Barbie, or even Snowmobile Queen Barbie.
It is Abstinence-Only Barbie, featuring an inflatable stomach. Now girls under the age of puberty can dream about getting pregnant. The doll will come with a special “Do As We Say, Not As We Do” pamphlet from the GOP.
The Truth said:
I think your bullshit is pretty obvious.
Math Dept.
I was going for the alliteration, but good point. “Litter” it is.
Oh, this is great. Steyn on the Corner:
“I would caution our pal David Frum to ease up on this kind of analysis:
[Frum:] ‘The Palin choice will intensify GOP support among downscale white voters – while adding to the GOP’s difficulties among more educated white voters.’
You’d be surprised how crowded it is down at the ‘downscale’ end.”
No, Mark. No, we wouldn’t be surprised at all. We’ve spent the last eight years dealing with policies pitched at your end of the spectrum. Geez….
Gotta love it when the conservative commentariat does your “shorters” for you.
Seems to me Palin energized the base — the Obama base. Strident, noisy, hateful, lying, ready and needing to be beaten like a carpet in spring.
The Guess said: “Commie atheist, I think it won’t be long before liberals are reduced to shrieking “Racist!” at everyone who points out that a community organizer (still laughing at Palin’s comment about that) and an affirmative action princess may not be the best first family possible.”
It’s funny how the GOP tried to soften its Darth Vader image by hurriedly branding the first night of its convention as being about “Service.” And now the GOP’s nominee for Second Fiddle gets up onstage and derides ‘Service.’
All Palin did was rub off the lipstick the GOP tried to put on its own piggy visage. Y’all don’t give a shit about “Service” and everyone in the electorate knows it.
The Guess said: “Red shark, once Palin’s family got on stage – the teenager that liberal hate websites have been ripping into to, the son going to Iraq, the little baby that liberals campaign to have the right to destroy – I think her appeal was pretty obvious. Maybe you missed her speech. I don’t blame you – it must have been terrifying to liberals. I’m thinking Americans that saw it won’t soon forget it. Compared to standard DNC speech #4 that that slick Chicago orator gave, Palin’s speech was authentic, from the heart, and dead on target. It was chock full of win, and you liberals know it.”
Translation: *Passes graveyard, whistles.*
The Guess said: “Is this an awkward time to point out that Obama didn’t win the Democratic primaries – you know, when people vote by secret ballot – and only went over the top because of the caucuses? Sorry about that.”
Not at all! Is this an awkward time to point out that Obama got more votes in his first two state primaries (NH & SC) than Palin got the last time she ran for governor? Hell, we can leave New Hampshire out entirely, and Obama’s South Carolina vote count alone still doubles Palin’s.
Your veep pick is swimming in the deep end of the pool now, pal. Better make sure she’s well prepped.
Commie atheist, I think it won’t be long before liberals are reduced to shrieking “Racist!” at everyone who points out that a community organizer (still laughing at Palin’s comment about that) and an affirmative action princess may not be the best first family possible.
For scoffing at “liberals reduced to shrieking racism” while using the phrase “affirmative action princess” in the exact same sentence, I bestow on you the Cognitive Dissonance Award Of The Month. Congratulations, loser.
And now the GOP’s nominee for Second Fiddle gets up onstage and derides ‘Service.’
That’s because the speech was written before they hurriedly changed the convention theme to Service away from Country First – owing to the VP pick’s secessionist ties, likely enough. They need some work on their continuity.
The Guess said: “Palin’s speech was authentic, from the heart, and dead on target. It was chock full of win, and you liberals know it.”
Survey SAYS:
BZZZZZZZZZT!!!
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/09/michigan-indepe.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/female-clinton-supporters_n_123794.html
Oh, and here’s a parting bitch-slap for you, too:
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/09/cindy_mccains_300000_conventio.php
So.. A quick google suggests the RNC got a TENTH of the TV viewers that the DNC got.
So where is the convention poll bounce going to come from, if nobody watched it eh? I think Obama won the battle of the conventions, and everyone knows it.
You know.. there is a lot of crap about who “looks” presidential in this election. No matter how presidential Obama looks, Mcain doesn’t look like a president either. His physical appearance isn’t right. His hair is too white, and he doesn’t have enough of it. Peoples idea of a president involves a full head of iron grey hair, and someone a lot taller than Mcain.
But leaving aside the petty, ridiculous things like hair, a large part of “looking presidential” is how a person carries themselves. How they move, how they smile, the body language that says competency and sincerity.
Obama pulls that stuff off very well. I’m sure he has been studying. His body language looks right. Mcain on the other hand, looks like a geriatric who needs his nap. His smile is a terrible rictus, and he doesn’t move with confidence. Virtually every picture taken of him shows an awkward man. Obama on the other hand, knows how to pose for a photograph. Obama is able to keep his poise better too. Even caught off guard, he looks more dignified than Mcain does when posing for the cameras.
The “which one looks like a president” thing is just thinly veiled racism. But I think subconsciously, a lot of people are picking up on the fact that it is Obama who looks like a president. If you were a film director watching auditions for the part of the president of the USA, which man would you choose?
So.. A quick google suggests the RNC got a TENTH of the TV viewers that the DNC got.
McCain’s up tonight and I know for a fact that he is very very old.
“chock full of win” sounds like something McCain would say after being briefed about the internet. What next, “I can has twenty-three skidoo”?
Down 300.
And that’s the truth.
First: Apologies to the Emperor, and to everybody, for my indiscretions earlier. I was keyed up. Alcohol may also have been a factor.
Second: uh…well, when my hangover abates. There will be a second point, you’d best believe it.
First: Apologies to the Emperor, and to everybody, for my indiscretions earlier.
I like it when this happens.
No worries, Eric. I’m sure it was just a fluke.
What? another day to go? I don’t think it matters.. Palin’s speech got ratings no higher than the programme that came on before it. At the moment, Palin is the one in the spotlight, that people are interested in. Mcain is old hat.
When Obama chose Biden, there were a few approving nods, and that was it. Obama is mister change, Biden is the reliable back up man. Nobody really cared about how good or bad Biden’s speech at the DNC was. What Obama said was the most important thing of the whole evening.
On the other side, we have heard Mcain blather on before. What do we want to hear from him? Well, we want to hear his justification of the Palin pick! It really is all about Palin at the moment. And yet, Palins speech got bugger all in the way of ratings.
When you get down to it, Palin is just way more interesting than Mcain. The media is tired of Mcain, Palin is new, and has newer, fresher scandals. Her politics are more openly divisive, more contravertial. People don’t really know where Mcain stands on most domestic issues, but Palin is a lot more clear.
Palin is busy doing her best maggie thatcher impersonation, and she is going to be far more polarising than that nobody John Mcain. Before the Palin pick, the polarisation was liberal versus conservative, democratic party versus republican party.. and Obama fans versus Obama haters. Now the repukes have a “personality” of their own!
Lets be honest.. in a miss congeniality contest, who is going to win? Obama or Palin? As a contest of media personalities, it isn’t even close.
Off topic but I’ve been looking through some random forums on the election and this post just caught my attention. For some reason I keep getting the impulse to reply but at the same time is it even worth doing so?
They’re coming to get you, Barbara!
Naughty librarian vibe?!?! Holy jizzlobber on that one…..Y’all ain’t kidding about this. Boy am I glad he came to our lovely country. Eeeeecccccchhhh…..
Is it just me, or does Steyn look a bit like Mr. Sarah Palin?
“I can has twenty-three skidoo”?
Goddamn, that’s funny.
Last night was nothing but a string of televised tantrums and blamethrowing. I like how The Dupe talks about “Americans” like they are one large united mass that all agree with his pinch-assed point of view, and anyone else who disagrees, well, they’re not Americans, they’re just liberals, a lower, yet more elitist, form of life. Yeah yeah, Republicans, keep pushing the hate buttons, keep hauling out the same tired divisive circus, keep desperately bashing a candidate who people like more the more they get to know him, and do keep underestimating the intelligence, not to mention the anger, of more and more people who’ve only begun to realize how badly they’ve been screwed by you and yours. That’s the winning ticket.
1) When Obama had power in Illinois, when did he do anything to reform that most corrupt of states?
Funny, I thought the most corrupt of states was Louisiana, but I digress. Anyway, while in the Illinois State Senate, Obama was the co-sponsor, and driving force behind a bill requiring the videotaping of all police interrogations in connection with homicides. This bill ultimately got the backing of community groups, the defense bar, and prosecutors, which is some feat to pull off.
Chew on that, dunce.
Liberals, I’ve been walking around with a grin all day.
What? Some ugly hooker gave you head for a dollar?
pedestrian, concern troll said: I do worry a little about how our criticism of Palin feeds into cultural archetypes.
Here, let me ease your mind.
Beautiful but unqualified candidate =
sleeping with the bossbeing used as a pandering tool.Daughter is pregnant =
should have devoted less time to her career and more to her familynot mom’s fault; daughter is a slut.Firing people left and right =
dragon ladyexecutive experience. As a small-town mayor and recently elected governor of a sparsely-populated state, but still.See? All fixed! It’s the new
sexismfeminism! Thanks, Rethuglicans!“Liberals, I’ve been walking around with a grin all day.”
A lobotomy will do that to you.
“The talk I’ve overheard, the chatter on the news, and even the liberal hate websites all point out the obvious – that Obama’s run as the styrofoam man is in big trouble.”
Not in the least. Obama’s up in the polls, and focus groups of undecided voters (women voters in NV) didn’t like Palin’s speech. The only trouble in the room is the GOP’s.
“It’s becoming increasingly clear that, like Obama’s trip to Germany, the massively egotistical setting for Obama’s acceptance speech was a big mistake. Americans were laughing along with Rudy and Palin, liberals – laughing at you and your sleazy, windbag candidate.”
Wrong. Y’all can’t even fill up your venue, and you’re way, way behind in TV viewership. The fact of the matter is that the Democrats have completely OWNED the convention season in every way.
“Keith Olbermann’s stunned, stuttering response on MSNBC is the epitome of what happens to arrogant liberals when they run into authentic people. Absolutely beautiful, and I’ll treasure the moment of that moronic jock-sniffer being speechless.”
The only thing authentic about McCain-Palin is the odor of bullshit wafting down from the RNC podium.
“Go read your wise master Glenn Greenwald to see why you are in trouble. When you come back, trouble yourselves to answer these two factual questions:”
It figures that a GOP stooge would frame things using master-servant imagery. This is yet another illustration of why y’all can’t get minorities to fall in line with the GOP.
Oh, and do you actually READ the stuff you send us to?
Greenwald: “The Republicans are well aware that they can’t possibly win the election if it is even partially decided based on issues. They need and intend to win despite the fact that Americans hate their positions on the issues . . .”
Emphasis Greenwald’s.
Man, you’re STUPID.
“1) When Obama had power in Illinois, when did he do anything to reform that most corrupt of states?”
What’s Sarah Palin doing to reform her corrupt state? Why, stonewalling a state ethics investigation of her, that’s what.
“2) What does Michelle Obama do for a living?”
She’s an attorney. But while we’re on the subject of spouses and jobs, you’d better find out what Mr. Palin does for a living, too. I don’t know what it is, but BP pays him $100K for it and doesn’t actually expect him to ever show up for work.
Keith Olbermann’s stunned, stuttering response on MSNBC is the epitome of what happens to arrogant liberals when they run into authentic people.
Well, that usually happens when some moron jumps out in front of our Volvos to commit suicide.
MzN,
Beautifully put.
Troofie is starting to sound more and more like Baghdad Bob every day. I fully expect on January 20th:
“No! He did not win! McCain won! We’re still counting the votes! We will prevail! There’s no Democrats in the White House!”
actor 212: Your jokebook is seriously out of date. Perhaps you are unaware that Andrew Dice Clay has been passé for a good 15 years or so.
Answer: because when kids want to fuck, they will find a way. Dad’s on the fishing boat and Mom’s at a late-night meeting? Boom.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Troofie does spend a lot of time explaining what he’s feeling and doing.
Wonder what’s up with that?
ittdgy: The whole protesting too much thing.
BTW, for some reason I’ve been unbanned from TGW, but now I just don’t have the will to go over and annoy them. Ain’t that always the way.
“Wonder what’s up with that?”
Because feelings are anathema to GOPs. They claim that all GOPs have their feelings surgically removed at puberty, but actually, those feelings are the only thing that motivates them.
It’s a lizard-brain thing; we wouldn’t understand.
MzN, you have to tailor the material to the intended audience.
“Keith Olbermann’s stunned, stuttering response on MSNBC is the epitome of what happens to arrogant liberals when they run into authentic people.”
I love it. You morons actually believe that this election will be decided on the reactions of people immediately following what was admittedly a raucus event. KO and the Obama folks were plainly not prepared for the stream of bullshit that was launched last night. Do you think that this will remain the case in the coming weeks?
Everywhere I’VE gone today (in a red state), I’ve listended to people wonder how Ms. Palin could use her kids as political props, and declare that the state of the GOP is “really sad.”
The question is, what the hell is going to fill up the next 2 months?
MzN, you have to tailor the material to the intended audience.
Me?
With Steyn’s apparent charms and his obvious “way with the ladies”, I can’t believe someone hasn’t scooped this steamy
studturd off the playing field.Liberals, I’ve been walking around with a grin all day.
What? Some ugly hooker gave you head for a dollar?
There are some things even hookers won’t do. Much to “The Truth’s” disappointment.
Steyn’s married.
No one wants to answer your questions, except the several who did. Directly.
Yup. Baghdad Bob sums him up.
Quoting the AP: THE FACTS: …In Illinois, he was the leader on two big, contentious measures in Illinois: studying racial profiling by police and requiring recordings of interrogations in potential death penalty cases. He also successfully co-sponsored major ethics reform legislation.
You get bonus points, though, for referring to Illinois as “that most corrupt of states” in a post discussing the governor of Alaska. (Cf. Stevens, Ted; Murkowski, Frank; VECO; BP; Exxon and Exxon Valdez; et al.)
Off the top of my head: she’s a Harvard-educated lawyer who’s worked mostly for city government and community non-profits.
After a quick Google search: after working her way up from a blue-collar background to attend Princeton and Harvard Law, she’s held a number of positions–mostly in city government, community non-profits, and the University of Chicago. Since 2002, she’s been a vice-president at the U. of C. Hospitals.
Nice try, dipshit. Remind me again what Cindy McCain does for a living?
MzN, you have to tailor the material to the intended audience.
Me?
Troofie.
The Guess bleated: “Apparently no one wants to answer my questions (what did Obama do to reform IL, what does Michelle Obama do for a living) honestly, so we’ll have to do something else. {cough}cowards!{cough}”
I answered your questions honestly on two different threads, you cross-posting nitwit.
How about a little honesty from you regarding Todd Palin’s actual job duties with BP?
Nice try, dipshit. Remind me again what Cindy McCain does for a living?
Percocet
Submit to the dark side young Jedi!
Me so hongry! Feed me Seymour! Feed me all night long! Ooo yeah baby, just like that! That’s the way I like it!
Nice try, dipshit. Remind me again what Cindy McCain does for a living?
Percocet
Nice work if you can get it.
But seriously folks…
St. Paul virgins beware! The Steynernator is on the loose.
“Nice work if you can get it.”
Does that come with dental?
A wish for better trolls…
Even competent trolls…
Where’s the Ruppert and Saul these days?
Troofie and the Cool Coach just palin fucking suck.
I don’t know how to tell you this, but The Truth’s small penis is a supporter of everything that was trendy in America in the 1960s — the marvelous effects of LSD and other psychedelic drugs, pyramid power, various oriental religious cults, transcendental meditation, UFOs and extraterrestrials, CIA conspiracies, you name it. For starters, I find that shameless ignoramuses are no different from feckless fault-finders. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to him. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you’ll find that all The Truth’s small penis really wants is to hang onto the perks he’s getting from the system. That’s all he really cares about.
Given the amount of misinformation that The Truth’s small penis is circulating, I must point out that if we hold him responsible for the hatred he so furtively expresses then the sea of blackguardism, on which he so heavily relies, will begin to dry up. He writes a lot of long statements that mean practically nothing. What’s sneaky is that The Truth’s small penis constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to his readers to analyze them. Analysis would almost certainly indicate that what we’re seeing is a domino effect of events that started with The Truth’s small penis stating that his decisions are based on reason. That prevarication incited his attendants to use paid informants and provocateurs to contravene decency. Vengeful, crazy fussbudgets reacted, in turn, by forcing me to experience psychological stress or “cognitive dissonance”. The next domino to fall, not surprisingly, was a widespread increase in larrikinism, and that’s the event that galvanized me to tell everyone that The Truth’s small penis sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest thugs nab the biggest prizes.
No matter how close he’s come to making me abandon all hope, he won’t be satisfied until he finds a way to raise extortionate demands. The Truth’s small penis thinks it would be a great idea to delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to his snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such an idea, the underlying premise is still flawed.
Many of us do not wish to live within The Truth’s small penis’s walls of nihilism, and every intellectually honest person knows it. Please don’t misread my words here; even if one is opposed to bilious elitism (and I am), then surely, before The Truth’s small penis initiated an allotheism flap to help promote his drugged-out pronouncements, people everywhere were expected to lead him out of a dream world and back to hard reality. Nowadays, it’s the rare person indeed who realizes that The Truth’s small penis claims that the Universe belongs to him by right. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist.
If The Truth’s small penis can’t be reasoned out of his prejudices, he must be laughed out of them. If The Truth’s small penis can’t be argued out of his selfishness, he must be shamed out of it. He attracts slatternly swaggerers to his army of impolitic cadgers by telling them that his teachings are our final line of defense against tyrrany. I suppose the people to whom he tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that’s the case, I strive to be consistent in my arguments. I can’t say that I’m 100% true to this, but The Truth’s small penis’s frequent vacillating leads me to believe that he is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to The Truth’s small penis is hedonism. Why? It is only when one has an answer to that question is it possible to make sense of The Truth’s small penis’s endeavors because what I find frightening is that some academics actually believe The Truth’s small penis’s line that human life is expendable. In this case, “academics” refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that this is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about The Truth’s small penis’s ribald behavior but about the way that the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, when a friend wants to drive inebriated, you try to stop him. Well, The Truth’s small penis is drunk with power, which is why we must get the facts out in the hope that somebody will do something to solve the problem. All in all, I realize that this letter has seemed incredibly bleak. However, expecting the worst from The Truth’s small penis means we will never be disappointed. If we’re wrong and The Truth’s small penis does not try to establish tacit boundaries and ground rules for the permissible spectrum of opinion, we’ll be relieved. If we’re right and he does, we’ll be prepared.
Remind me again what Cindy McCain does for a living?
She mostly takes care of her pet, John.
She gets my noodle a-doodlin’ when I’m doing masturbating to pictures of Michelle Obama. Duh.
I bought a snowmobile !
Troofie and the Cool Coach just palin fucking suck.
I like the Coach, but he doesn’t need all that stuff in the middle of his posts. The intro, the outro, and in the middle keep it pithy, like, I dunno: “REZKO, CHUMPS!”
Guessie bleated: “She gets my noodle a-doodlin”
Is that anything like ‘a ding-dong diddly?’
Ding dong dilly, libs! Greetings again from Manic Minny, where the Power Palin just stuck her moose hoof out there and Obambi and Bummer Biden tripped on it! Was that a speech or what! You can’t say that Super Sarah hasn’t served up a heaping helping of a SPREAD of TRUTH to tingle the throats of McCainiacs everywhere!
REZKO, CHUMPS!
Badoodle boo-yeah, loony lefties! It’s looking rosy in Republican country, which is everywhere from super sea to shining sea! You just got served a SPREAD of TRUTH! Urban out!
That’s awesome.
“Troofie and the Cool Coach just palin fucking suck.
I like the Coach, but he doesn’t need all that stuff in the middle of his posts. The intro, the outro, and in the middle keep it pithy, like, I dunno: “REZKO, CHUMPS!”’
Like My Favorite member of the army of gary Rupert’s
who starts with “The fact is”, and then ends with “Heartland”
If Mark Steyn is such an important voice in the blogosphere, why isn’t he blogging from the RNC? Hell, doesn’t America need his amazing insight into what’s going on there?
Btw, for The Troll’s benefit, current polling has Electoral College votes at O:298 – McC:227. Even Iowa, my splendid home in the Heartland, is polling Obama 55% to McCain 40%.
One Question
Is the Coach actually Ned Flanders?
Look, guys, Truth is fake. In fact, all of the cast of recurring trolls we have here are fake. Truth is a particularly good parody, but not quite the real thing. Whoever plays him does a really good job of evoking that “scared, powerless man-child lashing out at the world” essence of a certain breed of right-winger, but…I don’t know. I’ve seen real trolling here and more often than not they’re more like Bruce where they stay only for a single comment or thread and then never come back. Rare ones come back but trolling a place like this is going to get boring after a while when the drama doesn’t escalate. The last recurring troll I remember is…well, let’s not mention his name but he sure did like to mow the lawn. Truth, Coach, Erik, and alla them have too much stamina and don’t get enough out of it (from a troll’s perspective) to continually troll every thread like they do. No, it’s some regular(s) (or in the case of Gary Ruppert, all of us) who thinks it’s funny or appreciates the elicited snark. Truth is a bit much, it’s true, but please don’t treat him as the real article. He’s not.
Trolling is only “worthwhile” as long as you get an increasingly hysterical reaction out of the person or community. Cf. Alkon, Amy. We aren’t usually fazed by trolling, which is why we don’t have hardly any at all.
My favourite basketball loony, SuperKnicksFan.
The GOP is really really really banking on Palin’s fact-free, hate-filled speech firing up a shitton of voters. Because if the electoral map looks like that after the convention bounce comes and goes, wow.
Power Palin just stuck her moose hoof out there
We really aren’t interested in her sex organs.
It makes me sad that Truth keeps ignoring me. Why, Truth, why? You’re so mean.
Y’know, that’s a helluva good point. We pick on Steyn and Jonah Pantload and K-Lo for being stupid, intentionally ignorant and entirely un-self-aware, but from this narrative being put forward by the repubs, that’s EXACTLY what we want in our national leadership.
Nobody special, no skills, intelligence, education, insight or nuance, just another plain joe like you’ll find at the local bar or the bowling alley.
I’m not sure when we decided this was the prescription for america’s problems, but it seems to me the gw bush pilot program did not go well. Maybe this isn’t such a swell solution after all…
mikey
I trust that on Nov 4, the same Americans that you liberals heap scorn and hatred upon will choose McCain and Palin.
Has Confederate Yankee made up his mind yet?
Attention, sports fans.
Troof Douche:
Are you talking to somebody?
so the Americans that republicans heap scorn upon, the middle class, people of different races, soldiers, iraq veterans mothers who vote democrat, people whose politics are not lcokstep with the neoconservatives, christian fundamentalists, and Corporate Ceos who make upm the base will be voting Democrat?
Unduly some things never change. Take for instance the “rhetoric” in congress. More than 80 percent of Americans are opposed to the road to amnesty for a bunch of lawbreakers. Oh, I forgot . . . amnesty by any other name, is still not amnesty according to many diehard proponents who think we can’t see through their deception.
Even sheep get tired of the wool being pulled over their eyes.
Here’s the deal: The Democrats want to flood the United States with foreigners, so they can stay in power, and completely eradicate the Republican Party and conservative Christians — otherwise they wouldn’t be so pro-amnesty for a bunch of vigilantes who refuse to not only obey our laws, but show deep disdain for authority.
I guess so . . . what authority? And the Republicans want to payback corporate America for campaign goodies.
In other words: big businesses and special interest groups currently own America and your government. If you believe anything contrary to the writing on the wall — there is little hope of returning America back to its rightful owners — the American people.
Don’t believe for one minute, the incessant claim10 or even 20 million people cannot be deployed out of the country over a period of time. It’s total lunacy to reward people for invading a country, taking to the streets, demanding rights they don’t or shouldn’t have.
The Constitution of the United States has a provision intact where it guarantees the country will be protected against foreign invasions by our military. So what happens with our current government? Not only are we “unprotected” against foreign invaders — our government is blatantly encouraging the influx of foreigners to continue coming on over in droves. And if this “in your face” attitude isn’t bad enough — the border patrol agents have their hands tied behind their backs, many of them punished whenever they try to do their duty. Is this treasonous behavior or what?
You decide.
Guessie: “Affirmative action got her into college, got her a degree”
Okay for President Bush, not okay for Michelle Obama?
Is that the takeaway you’re trying to push?
You’re not gonna believe this…
John McCain: “‘President Clinton had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. President Bush had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. I know how to do it and I’ll do it,’ he told ABC’s “World News” in an interview.”
In other words, McCain knows how to apprehend one of the world’s most dangerous criminals and has done nothing about it.
Isn’t McCain sworn to protect America against all enemies? How has this dereliction of duty gone unnoticed?
Americans continue to die in pursuit of bin Laden and McCain’s refusal to help Clinton or Bush “get” bin Laden by necessity makes him complicit in the crimes has committed and will commit.
We simply cannot have another president willing to let bin Laden walk.
Shorter The Truth (or whoevr is parodying him)
“Enough hating on black people, now time to hate on Mexicans”
I will never, ever, ever in a million eons, forgive the Sadlynauts for the images this post has conjured re: The Human Steyn.
I mean, I’ll still be relying on this site to keep me SANE, sure, but forgiveness? NEVAH
Guessie: “there is little hope of returning America back to its rightful owners — the American people.”
Don’t you mean CountryWide Mortgage, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae?
Also isn’t there a doisconnect between “returing america to it’s owneers the american people” and teh fatc rpeiblicnas controlled eerything ostencibly form the Gingrich revolution until 2006?
the Stain was getting himself drunk
On Eurodhimmi Heineken Beer!
Come to think of it, if Steyn was basically saying “I’d hit it!”, then who here is in a position to condemn him?
Pardon my multipel typos
Another subject that is ignored by Liberals is the problem of teenage pregnancy. It is a very bad problem that the Liberals make worse by encouraging young people to have sex before marriage.
Ooops.
The Troof:
Ethnics scare me and we need the military to blow the invaders off our soil.
I have a hard enough time with Ms. Palin with out every other commenter here reminding me that she gratuitously kills America’s Largest Ungulate. Not only do I dislike her but I must contend with horrible anxiety attacks. She kills bears, too. Let’s just stick to the poor bears. I can’t take it.
The fact is, Obama is black. We won’t vote for him in the Heartland. We don’t have to. Stop trying to make us.
If By “liberals ignore” he means “dont believe in insane programs which increase teen pregnancy like Abstinsence only Education”
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Americans continue to die in pursuit of bin Laden and McCain’s refusal to help Clinton or Bush “get” bin Laden by necessity makes him complicit in the crimes has committed and will commit.
Terrorism by omission? I can dig that. Hell, I’ll go easy on McCain and call it “conspiracy to commit terrorist acts” by omission. POW!
Shit! Obama’s win percentage on fivethirtyeight.com has only gone up two points since Palin’s speech.
Time for some pants-a-poopin’! We’re DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
for example I’m sure that the younG Plain studies abstinence only in the high school she will be dropping out bof in order to support her husband and child
McCain’s full of crap.
Hell, babe, I “know how to do it”.
The problem is, there AIN’T no way to “do it” without massively violating Pakistan’s sovereignty. Pakistan is supposedly our ally. The civilian democratic government of Pakistan is incredibly weak and barely surviving. If we go crashing into the NW Provinces with the force required to flush out and kill bin Laden and Zawahiri, we’ll end up fighting the Pakistani army, the government will fall and the outcome might just be an islamic fundamentalist regime with nuclear weapons and long range missiles.
See, this is EXACTLY why we cannot allow a wacko like McCain to win the white house. He is the kind of guy who never thinks about the consequences of his actions, the kind of unintended consequences that can end up killing us all…
mikey
Littering and…littering and…littering and…littering and…
Littering and…smoking the reefer.
See, this is EXACTLY why we cannot allow a wacko like McCain to win the white house.
Have you noticed that Dick Cheney’s trying to manufacture war with Russia?
This is classic, I couldn’t help but break out laughing…then cry after I realized Democrats take lies like these all the time and do nothing about them.
I haven’t seen my name in the news this much since “Life Of Brian” came out.
Olexicon: I’m a little concerned about you. Here in the Southland it’s not even officially happy hour yet. No, that’s not for another — let’s see — 41 minutes. By the time I finish this it will be 40 minutes. Yes, I’m counting it down. Johnny Walker is sitting there in the cabinet, taunting me with his cocky strut and walking stick. Anyway, the point is, are you drunk? And why oh why can’t I? Okay, now it’s 39 minutes.
MZ
Just get amped whjn confronting real or fake trolls, I am also noted for my typo skillz
America is still beautiful with her mountains, lakes, etc. But alas! … many of the people are destroying themselves, and are grossly misled assuming they are just progressing to a better life with less restrictions or inhibitions — as they gleefully pursue a totally secular existence.
If you read history about former great empires who were wiped-out due to corruption and disobedience to God, the impending destruction of America is rapidly approaching. And trying to save the earth through attempts to either curtail or eliminate global warming effects by wacky scientists, and eccentric Al Gore — is just not gonna fly.
Let’s ponder some of the reasons why Americans are on the brink of self-destruction, and why America fails miserably to be a positive role model for the rest of the world. (1) Many Americans are out-of-control and can’t or won’t accept responsibility for their own actions (they blame everyone else). (2) Due to political correctness many are taught to abuse laws, while others are forbidden to speak out about what should be deemed as unacceptable bad behavior. (3) Many Americans appear to have a fixation and admiration for people (especially the stars in Hollywood) who are anything but a hero or positive influence to look up to or pattern themselves after. (4) Instead of striving for unity our leaders have drawn battle lines through political parties causing liberals and conservatives to be engulfed in quagmires of instability, and far removed from a future of common ground. (5) Everything godly and moral has been replaced in institutions of learning with salacious literature — with the sole intention of warping the vulnerable minds of small children, so when they reach adulthood they will practice the same irresponsible, self-indulgent, decadent lifestyles. (6) Radical liberal judges are using (abusive) power behind their gavels to override decisions and laws enacted through Congress — opting to legislate their own laws. (7) Many educators are sex predators, and they are hiding behind classroom desks waiting for the opportunity to seduce vulnerable children, to satisfy their evil sick minds. (8) The news media has lost all sense of direction and responsibility as they harbor personal vendettas against the people who don’t agree with their liberal philosophy or political agenda. (9) The American taxpayers are expected to finance programs established to promote laziness, out-of-wedlock babies, and pick up the tab for many illegal immigrants for medical, housing, and educational needs — while many needy Americans are not afforded the same benefits.
Another subject that is ignored by Liberals is the problem of teenage pregnancy. It is a very bad problem that the Liberals make worse by encouraging young people to have sex before marriage.
I have personally impregnated 326 teenage girls, lured by the full-color tattoo of Michael moore on my ass, and then forced them to have late term abortions during gay marriage ceremonies.
Shorter Guessie: OMG SCARY SKY ZOMBIE, COMING TO KILL US
That last was Kaye Grogan.
Wow, Truth. Dropped your Michelle Obama infatuation for fucking Kaye Grogan? Epic, dude.
If only we had a new thread at the top. Then we could all tiptoe out of here and leave That Which Does Not Objectively Exist down here a-cuttin’ and pastin’ to its little nonexistent heart’s content.
You DEMON-crats get so bent out of shape just because the future Vice President of the USA of America wants to secede from the USA of America! Grow up! Sedition isn’t the crime it used to be, it’s kinda mainstream now. And so what if she gave birth to her daughter’s baby, that kind of thing happens every day, at least Bristol is lending a helping hand by breastfeeding the little tyke, something you LIE-brals would like to Levi a tax on. And if Al Gore chooses to lend his private jet to Cindy McCain (beacuse you can’t drive in Arizona), that’s just the kind of non-partisan cooperating we need more of, like Sarah spoke of so often in her speech last night. Anyway, you Dim-O-crats are all sexists (mostly you hawt chicks!) so stop defending yourselves against Sarah Barracuda or the GOP is going to be really upset with you!!!!
MzNicky,
To borrow a quote from a friend of peace loving peoples the world over,
“You have to go to war with the thread you have, not the thread you want.”
I guess some of you are plenty angry at being laughed at last night.
Nah. The comedic stylings of the banjo kid from Deliverance and his
wifesister don’t bother me.I trust that on Nov 4, the same Americans that you liberals heap scorn and hatred upon will choose McCain and Palin.
Has Confederate Yankee made up his mind yet?
He’s still grillin’ it.
TroofDoosh = Baghdad Bob.
It’s finally happened.
Hey, Troofie? Can we send a couple of liberals to sit in your living room just so you can have the pleasure of saying “There are no liberals here! None! They’ve all been killed on the front walk! HEY! YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!”
By an ill-attended Klan rally? Cross-dressing Rudy and Church Galactica warming up an all-white crowd for some lying bitch who’s been a disaster everywhere she goes?
Don’t you understand that this is exactly how we want 37 MILLION Americans to see the Republican party?
.
The Truth said,
September 4, 2008 at 22:03
You decide.
OK.
You’re a fat ugly fuckhead.
Want a second opinion?
Yer an idiot, too.
America is still beautiful with her mountains, lakes, etc.
No thanks to the President with the worst environmental record in history.
The fact is, Obama is black. We won’t vote for him in the Heartland. We don’t have to. Stop trying to make us.
If you don’t vote for him it’s the riding crop. If you do we’ll also put on the spurs.
After watching Governor Palin’s sppech, I predict this Republican surge will succeed in placing McCain in the White House in six months.
Never let it be said the S,N regulars aren’t a way above average politically astute bunch. A few months ago somebody mentioned that the repukes will be getting desparate around October and will let some N-bombs loose.
The leadup to this begins….
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102×3470925
I trust that on Nov 4, the same Americans that you liberals heap scorn and hatred upon will choose McCain and Palin.
Amen, brother! When he nominated her, I though “McCain…..you magnificent bastard!”. She’s the only truly sane politician on the scene, as she seeks the complete, world-wide eradication of pelicans (that, in spite of their Christian symbolgy. Talk about taking on the special interests??!!).
Noonan now has prefaced her WSJ online article with an excuse about her open mike comments …
“In our off-air conversation, I got on the subject of the leaders of the Republican party assuming, now, that whatever the base of the Republican party thinks is what America thinks. I made the case that this is no longer true, that party leaders seem to me stuck in the assumptions of 1988 and 1994, the assumptions that reigned when they were young and coming up. “The first lesson they learned is the one they remember,” I said to Todd — and I’m pretty certain that is a direct quote. But, I argued, that’s over, those assumptions are yesterday, the party can no longer assume that its base is utterly in line with the thinking of the American people. And when I said, “It’s over!” — and I said it more than once — that is what I was referring to. I am pretty certain that is exactly what Todd and Murphy understood I was referring to.”
http://online.wsj.com/article/declarations.html
What was she saying about “He should let him rip…..I want, I wanna feel…” when she and Todd were speaking at the same time early on in the video?
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/212920.php
Poor poor Peggers. How absolutely dreadful it must be for her to have to eat shit.
I shot a moose while steering my Harley with my feet !
The fundamentalist approach to raising children is to shelter them so that they are not exposed to the temptations of sex, drugs and secular thought until they’re firmly established as young adults in the church. The progressive approach is to educate children so that they have the information, self-esteem and logic skills they need to make good decisions for themselves. The Palin children appear to have received neither shelter nor education. Fail.
Troof Douche:
Have you gotten your case of mugs from http://bribes.mccain.com?
You should angle for something else before they send those. I see they now have those fake Hillbilly Teeth in honor of Sarah. Only 10 trollings and you can look like one of her brood – oops, litter.
“I shot a moose while steering my Harley with my feet”
Was that outside of Reno?
… Oh wait. I said I wasn’t going to say “Told you so,” yesterday.
[Hums in a nonchalant though off-key manner]
Peggy, from her WSJ confessional: I don’t like the idea of The Narrative.
This from one of its leading architects? Barnyard epithet!
“Was that outside of Reno?”
Juneau, but I watched him die.
Well, my TGW unbanning didn’t last long! I can’t imagine why.
Oh, look at the time! Johnny W. awaits. I want to be in the correct frame of mind to hear McShame’s bloviations on this the last night of Rethuglican Hatefest 2008. Bonaroo Schmonaroo!
Tee hee. Peggers is having her “Harry Whittington” moment. She’ll have to fellate everyone from Murdoch on down to get back in the WSJ’s good graces.
I shot a moose while steering my Harley with my feet !
Wow. Those must be high-caliber feet.
That part about shooting the Berkowitzes by mistake always cracks me up.
Not only that — the Ministress of Truth® over there disappeared my totally supportive and not-at-all snarky or insulting comments!
That bitch!
If you don’t vote for him it’s the riding crop. If you do we’ll also put on the spurs.
HEYYYYYYYYYYY!
How come Republicans get to have the party????
Arky – Chuthuhlusexual said,
September 4, 2008 at 23:07
… Oh wait. I said I wasn’t going to say “Told you so,” yesterday.
[Hums in a nonchalant though off-key manner]
“[Pregnant pause]” would have been funnier.
Can we send him back?
…(whisper, whisper, whisper) … No.
I’m well aware that Truth is a parody troll. If I thought he was serious, I’d either try to substantively engage him or tell him to have his meds checked (possibly both). Instead, I relieve my frustration by taunting him and calling him names.
Mikey, our brave forces seem to have driven a Humvee clear through that roadblock. Unlike Russian forces in Georgia, US forces raiding villages in Pakistan is peachy-keen.
What that moose was doing on my Harley I’ll never know…
mikey
“Obama folks were plainly not prepared for the stream of bullshit that was launched last night.”
Y’know, that puzzled me. Fineman, that scumbag, was on MSNBC last night, apparently embedded in the Obama camp and his reporting indicated that the Obama campaign was taken aback by Palin’s speech.
All I could think of was, “You mean you didn’t have an army of fact-checkers running down her every statement to prepare a rebuttal as soon as the speech was over? Why the fuck not? What’s wrong with you guys?
And what I’ve read of Biden’s response today was weak too.
I want ’em to hit her right in the fucking mouth. She pretty much invited it by kicking ’em in the nuts last night. Now they need to hit back. Hard.
The question is, what the hell is going to fill up the next 2 months?
If last night’s RNC is any indication? “TERR-RISTS! nggr nggr nggr niggr FAGGITS! nggr nggr nggr nggr MOOSLIMS!!! nggr nggr nggr POOR PEOPLE! nggr nggr nggr
MEAN SCARY BOSSY WIMMEN!!!uhh… nggr nggr nggr… “See, this is EXACTLY why we cannot allow a wacko like McCain to win the white house. He is the kind of guy who never thinks about the consequences of his actions, the kind of unintended consequences that can end up killing us all…
Well, McCain’s only got a few more years left, and he likes watching shite blow up. If ramming into other peoples’ territory should somehow lead to a total global conflagration, well, Old John’ll be in a bunker watching some excellent video. What happens after that initial camera-friendly bout of “shock & awe” doesn’t worry him, because he doesn’t think that far in advance. He just likes to watch the flames & hear the loud noises.
This actually gives him a moral advantage over Cheney, who’s over waving his Big Dick at Vladimir Putin because Cheney wants the world to come to a horrible end, and soon. Cheney hates every living thing, including his own spawn, and since the medical profession can only jump-start his rotting protoplasm for so long, he intends to do his best to take us all to hell with him.
Yeah, Palin’s speech has energized the base, all right.
Obama’s base:
How absolutely dreadful it must be for her to have to eat shit.
Actually, our Pegeen likes to call it “Ben and Jerry’s Mocha Fudge Ripple with
CornNuts.”*GASP*
OMG!!! HER HAIRSTYLE IS 20 YEARS OUT OF DATE!! THAT MEANS HER IDEALS ARE 20 YEARS OUT OF DATE!!
*hyperventilating*
IT’S THE HAIR, PEOPLE!! THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!!11
http://news.bostonherald.com/news/2008/view.bg?articleid=1116858&srvc=2008campaign&position=8
When you look at Sarah Palin do you see:
A) Lara Croft
B) Librarian pornstar
C) Hypocritical suburban bitch mom
D) Dan Quayle with tits
Didn’t Gore charter Katrina victims in a small jet? I think that’s where Mittens got the idea that Al has a private jet.
However, from what I can poke around on teh Google, Gore rented an American Airlines crew and jet, gathered up a few nurses and doctors and airlifted about 140 people.
I can haz new thread pleez…?
Y’know what’d be interesting, tho I’m too lazy to do it myself?
A look at the initial positions on the Iraq War of the pundits and Repub politicians who are calling Palin and her speech a big win.
I don’t think that speech will end up polling well, for reasons MzNicky put best in a comment I can’t be arsed to find right this moment. She’s the kind of hockey mom who other hockey moms loathe.
Real or ersatz, I just can’t resist the impulse to fry me up some nice fresh Trollburgers. Just say “OMGWTFBBQ!”
One American is doing plenty for the American left : Sarah Palin.
Remember her saying she’s going to co-operate fully with the investigation into her shady activities around the job-status of a certain cop up in Alaska?
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Looks like sweet little Sarah is just another slick fork-tongued weasel after all. She’s almost like the candidate the Dems would grow in a vat, explicitly to run for the GOP. To hell with ONE criminal investigation – how about a matching pair? Damn, Obama must just be laughing his ass off right about now – he doesn’t need to lift a finger with a bomb like Palin going off in his enemy’s HQ.
SARAHS IN YR PARTY, KILLIN YR ODDZ
Uh, someone else had to write it FOR her, & like I said – that was basically Dukakis in a tank all over again, except that the analogy is unfair to Dukakis: he may’ve made an ass-clown of himself but at least he wasn’t totally lying with a big goofy grin on. Palin’s lies were numerous, malicious & blatant – does Alaska not have access to Google or was she just doing extra bong-hits before the speech?
I think a LOT of folks missed her speech, not wishing to be exposed to her grating voice & horrendous pronunciation. Those would be many of the “low-information” voters she was supposed to pick up for Grandad Wet-Start. Oopsy-daisies!
But hey, Trout, go ahead, just keep right on sprinkling tinsel on that turd.
Whatever floats your boat, dude … just don’t expect Xmas to come a month early this year.
Is this thing on?
mikey
Mark Steyn’s drinking and masturbating habits are bullshit.
ok, this is just weird.
Let me get this straight. The moose was steering your Harley, with your feet, and then you shot him or her at point blank range?
Must have been a spectaculary wipeout.
Anybody remember that Twilight Zone episode where the guy suddenly realizes he’s the last person alive on the whole planet? And nobody’s around, and when he calls out no one’s there and stuff?
Hell-OOOOO!
OMG.
New CNN Poll: Obama leads new poll in Iowa:
Why the big lead among women, you ask? Well, the DM Reg Political Writer David Yepsen speculates they might not like Palin’s anti-abortion stance.
Heartland
US Polling Map
Very interesting.
Okay guys, this isn’t funny anymore. Don’t make me have to go interact with my family members.
And here come the N-bombs:
“Georgia Republican Rep. Lynn Westmoreland used the racially-tinged term “uppity” to describe Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama Thursday.
Westmoreland was discussing vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s speech with reporters outside the House chamber and was asked to compare her with Michelle Obama.
“Just from what little I’ve seen of her and Mr. Obama, Sen. Obama, they’re a member of an elitist-class individual that thinks that they’re uppity,” Westmoreland said.”
Yep. Uppity. This is gonna get ugly early.
BTW, that’s Lynn “Three Out Of Ten Commandments” Westmoreland.
As in “I want to put the Ten Commandments in the White House but I can only name three.”
Jackass.
“Unduly some things never change.” Wow, Troofie is a remaindered video game.
“The Constitution of the United States has a provision intact…” Go ahead, name it. I dare you to name an intact provision of the Constitution. Double dare.
“where it guarantees the country will be protected against foreign invasions by our military.” Oh, that one. Thank FSM we are safe from U.S. Marines crossing the border from Mexico to attack Americans. I wondered what we gave up the other provisions for.
Don’t make MzNicky interact with us!
Come comment at our place instead, MzNicky!
Hey! I’ll have you know I’m the one who unstuck the backlog. Fucking ingrates! That goes for my family members too.
“Hey! I’ll have you know I’m the one who unstuck the backlog. Fucking ingrates! That goes for my family members too.”
Our snakes come in 10, 20, and 50 foot lengths.
We try to clean them after each service call, but be sure to put newspapers down when we come.
As a kid, me and the local girls you to go down in the storm drains to have sex.
Yes, MzNicky, we were fucking ingrates…
mikey
Still in the throes of solitary ecstasy, Steyn reaches for Kleenex.
Frame-by-frame examination of the footage reveals that it was actually only a single throe.
Well, sure, but it was a Single – Throe Double – Pull
mikey
DAMN! If she has the AIPAC seal of approval that means McSame gets Florida.
Truth isn’t a parody troll. He’s just a troll.
He’s a hilarity troll.
PENIS
With Steyn’s apparent charms and his obvious “way with the ladies”, I can’t believe someone hasn’t scooped this steamy stud turd off the playing field.
He has been scooped, by some Daily Telegraph jurno a few years ago, with some kids attached as well. I hear she is blind & deaf.
The problem is, there AIN’T no way to “do it” without massively violating Pakistan’s sovereignty.
Mikey, or whoever. This actually kind of worries me, why would they do this now, have they found a certain someone (or did they find him a few months ago, and kept him on ice). A little September surprise?
First return on a Google search on “uppity nigger.”
(Caution: extremely offensive content. DO NOT follow the URL back to its domain, if you want to keep your dinner.)
I’ve been putting the finishing touches on a book that deals tangentially with blackface minstrelsy of the 1840s- ca. 1920s, and I’m hypersensitized to this stuff. I’ve had to choke back bile many times during this project. Do not ask me about hillbilly fiddler Fiddlin’ John Carson — I will bend your ear a tad about the lynching son of a bitch.
Less concerned about that, Lobbey, than I am that they are trying to get the Pakistani military to overthrow the civilian government by incursions into the NWTs. The US has always prefered to “work with” military dictators than messy, sloppy civilian governments that tried to answer to their people’s concerns…
mikey
When you look at Sarah Palin do you see:
A) Lara Croft
B) Librarian pornstar
C) Hypocritical suburban bitch mom
D) Dan Quayle with tits
E) A sow with lipstick. And rats in her hair.
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