- Huhuhuh black dress.. BOIOIOIOINNNNNNNNNNG!… she’s so hot [fapfapfap]… hey, Sarah baby.. come to Richie… huhuhuh… nice smile, purty mouth [fapfap] omg she just winked at me [fapfapfapFAPFAAAAP].. AAAAAAAHhhhhuhuhuh.. I see, like, starbursts and stuff… huhuhuh.. did I just do it?
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Lowry, here, has even managed to outjizz Mark Steyn in posting the Cornhole’s most flagrantly masturbatory Palin-worshipping entry, EVAR — something I had not thought possible (and try not to think about at all). But then, neither did I think it was possible for Rich Lowry to be aroused by anything less than nuclear annihilation of Islamic cities, much less by anything so ordinary as a mere woman. I learn something new every day. Even when I don’t want to.
XXXtra: It’s difficult to go again so soon after splooging, but Lowry’s a determined guy, and moves his wank-a-thon over to the New York Post.