And us nasty liebruls laughed at him so hard he had to close comments on the original thread.
We iz phaschists.

Look, Confederate Dumbass, if that’s not redundant: Your fear of censorship about Obama’s Orwellian initiative…

What they have not done, nor even seriously attempted, was to explain the comments the media so carefully edited-out of a speech that Obama recently gave, where he advocated a “civilian national security force” that is “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as the nation’s military.

Yeah. Well, moron, you might have used the awesome power of The Google to investigate the seditious KGB head Obama’s grand seditiously seditious seditiousness.

Because he was interviewed by that radical Communist gay Muslim jihadist publication The Military Times. And here he talks about the boogety-boogety which got your britches all pee stained:

From “Editorial Board Meeting With Candidate Barack Obama“,

Military Times | July 02, 2008

Totally Not Censored Or Anything Like That, Clarified For the Brain Impaired

…I should add, by the way, that part of the change that I want when it comes to Army and Marine structures is the mix of training that we’re providing and mix of personnel that are in these forces. One of the things I have been so impressed with is the heroic job that our men and women in uniform have done basically on the fly having to train themselves on the spot to function as engineers or function as social workers or function as translators or political consultants. There’s just been a whole bunch of work that has been done that we haven’t prepared people for. They learn on the job, but if anything Iraq should have given us a template for the kinds of skill sets that we’re going to have to provide to our military. And that’s true in Iraq. That’s true in Afghanistan. That also means, by the way, that we’re going to have to, I believe, reconfigure our civilian national security force. In a way that just hasn’t been done.

I mean, we still have a national security apparatus on the civilian side in the way the State Department is structured and [Agency for International Development] and all these various agencies. That hearkens back to the Cold War. And we need that wing of our national security apparatus to carry its weight. When we talk about reinventing our military, we should reinvent that apparatus [NOTE: NOT THE MILITARY, THE APPARATUS DESCRIBED IN THE IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING SENTENCES YOU MORONS] as well. We need to be able to deploy teams that combine agricultural specialists and engineers and linguists and cultural specialists who are prepared to go into some of the most dangerous areas alongside our military.

You f***ing a**hat. He’s not talking about the new Brown Brown Extra Brown Shirt + NKVD Secret Love Squad.

He’s talking about components of U.S. domestic and foreign policy which are also important to the security of the nation, even parts which don’t seem directly involved, you know, like agricultural expertise, etc.

Jesus H. F***ing Cricket.

Oh! Oh!
http://swordfish.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/lone_gunmen.jpg
I bet that computer monitor could use a refreshing new website. But whom’s?

After thought: Treason-loving Yankee is piss-scared of a Obama’s version of SeaBees with farm tools and English – XXX dictionaries?

If Bush had proposed a national security police force, Confederate Stankee would be praising the idea to the hilt. After all, he loves secret prisons/torture/secret wiretapping/arrest-without-charge, etc etc.

Could someone please Photoshop his hairline to line up with the bridge of his nose? It’s driving me crazy enough to believe in Obama’s supposed Super Secret State Security Scariness. Oh, and while you’re at it, Photoshop his eyes to be anything other than the dark, empty slits they are now. When I look at him, I feel like the deepest, most rank depths of his soul are staring back at me.

The fact is, Obama’s brownshirts will never penetrate the Heartland. We have mountains and gas stations.

[Added a link to El Cid’s excellent comment and MilTimes quote]

Mil gracias. Vaya.

Are we not allowed to say fuck anymore? That fucking sucks, if true. Shit. Piss. Poop.

Good find, El Cid. I posted a link to that article over at CY.

We’ll see if it stays up.

I did too. But got deleted quickly. Probably because I used the “M” word.

Are we not allowed to say fuck anymore?

Actually, if you mean the anti-spam software, it has gone mad and bolted underground somehow, and I can’t find, fix, or change it until I get Seb to help.

Is it messing with your stuff?

Chinless motherfucker.

Is it messing with your stuff?

Nah, no more than normal, I was just riffing on El Cid’s apostrophes.

Can we start throwing around accusations of “Obama Derangement Syndrome” yet?

Can we start throwing around accusations of “Obama Derangement Syndrome” yet?

Oh, I think it’s high time! as a matter of fact, let’s do! let’s start with the Wankee and with Malkin!

Wow. This comment is a real gem:

He simply wants to organize the black panthers and the nutty followers of Islamic Louie Faroutandgone into a military unit to control the streets of America, and you. I’ve always said he is a dangerous man and the left wing nuts will find it out the hard way. No matter what happens as a result of these idiots I will die laughing at them.

If that was one of you, that was brilliant. If not, and it was one of CY’s geniuses trying to make a serious point, then, well… damn.

Wow… just wow.

after seven years of BushHilter

Shhhh….

Mr. Bimmler, tell Mr. Yankee why you were never head of Gestapo!.

Signed,

BushHilter

Sophist FCD, in his rhadamanthine wisdom, said, July 19, 2008 at 6:06

Good find, El Cid. I posted a link to that article over at CY.

We’ll see if it stays up.

Thanks, but, really, there was no work involved. That’s what’s so pathetic about this nonsense. I Googled the controversial term “civilian national security force”. Then did the same for the barackobama.com website. From there the article appeared in someone’s blog there — yeah, they were actually emphasizing this totalitarian secret info on the candidate’s own website. So I used the original at the Military Times referent. That’s it. Half the number of steps needed to get to Kevin Bacon.

This grand, penetrating investigative procedure took about a minute.

Which, for a lot of people, would be plenty of time to both speculate that a Presidential candidate is inventing a secret police force to kill us all and that some British dude represents all American physicists who all of a sudden have said that global warming was fake but somehow this didn’t make the news, and with perhaps 10 seconds left I’d have time to assert that both of these nonsense stories were being repressed thanks to the librul mee-ja.

Chinless motherfucker.

Ya think? Frank Burns feels better about himself after seeing that photo.

[Updated a bit of text. It’s a bad habit, and I’ll cut it out right. . .now.]

The first directive of the Obama Brownshirts will be to force every American to eat their arugula.

-GSD

TIDOS Total Asshole is just afraid Obama will hit him with the Bop Gun and he’ll find himself with a dip in his hip and a glide in his slide. Sir Chin D’Voidofbrains.

English – XXX dictionaries

I wanna english-porn dictionary too!

I wanna english-porn dictionary too!
This sort of has what you’re looking for, bago.

I’d like to go on record right now to state that my middle name is not “esus H. F***ing ”

Thank you.

My grandfather was stationed in post-war Japan as an agricultural expert for the U.S. military. He was also stationed in Egypt and Guantanamo Bay. I always wondered what exactly he did, but thanks to Confederate Yankee I now know why the family rarely speaks of it. He was an early operative of the then-unborn Barack Obama’s plan to create the American Brownshirts!

God, I don’t know what that man needs more, a brain or a chin.

God, I don’t know what that man needs more, a brain or a chin.

I’d settle for a conscience.

Way to go, El Cid! Even though you’ve rescued the truth and proven him dead wrong, I still don’t understand what Yankeedoodlefuckface would be upset about re a national security force or whatever the fuck he’s on about when he supports The Fascist Decider in the first place.

People like the Yank are mind-fuckers, that’s all there is too it. Their mission is to make shit up and distort the truth repeatedly to keep otherwise decent people distracted and busy in a futile attempt to set them on the straight and narrow. They will never stop lying, they will never go away, we will never see the end of them.

God, I don’t know what that man needs more, a brain or a chin.

A spine?

I still don’t understand what Yankeedoodlefuckface would be upset about re a national security force or whatever the fuck he’s on about when he supports The Fascist Decider in the first place.

That’s because the Fascist Decider wouldn’t be in charge of it. Forcing people to do things the Yankee likes is doodle-dandy.

But I, for one, welcome our new Obamamexilamonegroliberalfascist overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted member of the blogosphere, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground falafel, tortilla, and pork rind factories.

What he needs is a nose that grows every time he tells a lie.

Lesley said,
“What he needs is a nose that grows every time he tells a lie.”

He would like that. Then he could sniff Bush’s bunghole without leaving his mom’s basement.

What he needs is a nose chin that grows every time he tells a lie.

Fixed.

Why the bloody hell does the strike tag work in the preview, but not in the actual post?

For ye have the WordPress always with you; but Preview ye have not always.

“God, I don’t know what that man needs more, a brain or a chin.”

Ahh needs me a new BBQ!

Actually all that Bigoted Northerner needs is the “Agent Action Briefcase” or maybe even a “Spy Belt with Four Micro Spy Gadgets”

Security means “police.”

I let him know that he should contact the US Air Force with this info. They call their law enforcement people security police. In light of CY’s revelation here, that looks redundant and, frankly, stupid.

O noez! Wif Obama now Mall Securitee kin send mee to Gitmo! NO!

If that was one of you, that was brilliant. If not, and it was one of CY’s geniuses trying to make a serious point, then, well… damn.

My thoughts exactly. It’s getting hard to tell the comedic wingnutz from the actual wingnutz.

I’m not going to comment on the moron squad’s blog, but I notice they keep insisting that rather than referring to existing institutions and agencies as if they were a “civilian national security force”, no, Obama is going to create a new agency (THE CNSF?).

(Besides, what is the Department of Homeland Security if it is not, well, a ‘civilian national security force’ — and that was entirely created by Barack Obama, I mean, George W. Two Terms ‘Mandate’ Bush Jr.)

I hope they never hear Obama talking about our “national financial institutions”.

OMG! He gon’ create some new bank wif own monee! I hurd him say eet! You leffiss kaint deenie.

Sophist FCD, in his rhadamanthine wisdom:

I think your comment works pretty well without the strike-through fix! I love the idea of the Wankee with a nose chin that grows every time he tells a lie.

“Obama Derangement Syndrome” is most odious.

“God, I don’t know what that man needs more, a brain or a chin.”

A chin.

He’s got a brain. The proof is in the fact that it’s keeping him alive.

It’s completely broken apart from that, but it does exist.

There is nothing but an empty, howling void where his mandible should be.

His head doubles in size from the eyes up.

Seriously. Go look…

That’s not normal. Not at all.

Yep, the needle on the OMFGBLACKPEOPLEWITHPOWERWEREDOOOMED meter is steadily edging into the red. Soon steam will start to gush from the seams and the Cornfederate Yanker will call on his followers to arm themselves against the jackbooted army of the BrownSkins.

Then the thought of shirtless, heavily armed, muscle-bound brown-skinned guys will fill the cowering blancmanges with fear/envy/unsettling desires and they’ll be too confused to do anything but hide the sheets from mom.

From the Goober’s homepage:

Confederate Yankee. Because liberalism is a persistent vegetative state

So that would mean that he wants to keep us alive in the hopes of a full recovery?

What an idiot.

joeyess: I’ve pointed out to the Wankee before that if liberalism is indeed a persistent vegetative state, then he’s got nothing to worry about, right? Somehow that comment didn’t stay posted long.

A state of arugula.

Gee, Arky, the thought of shirtless, heavily-armed, muscle-bound brown-skinned guys triggers an entirely different response in me.

When I think of shirtless, heavily-armed, muscle-bound brown-skinned guys, what comes to my mind is the United States Army….