Dear Larry Johnson

You’re a sad and pathetic piece of shit. That is all.

 

Comments: 177

 
 
 

I used to like his site, but something seeped (oozed?) into the collective mind there that is really pretty rank.

 
 

When did Larry Johnson turn in to Dan Riehl?

 
 

“I don’t know where it’s supposed to have occurred, or when, nor do I have access to the tape or believe I ever will, but this will surely destroy Obama and his racist supporters! How dare they not go to a good, ‘vanilla’ church?!”

I only looked at his a site a few times over the years, but it was usually in the context of where he was saying something good about the Valerie Plame issue (I think, might’ve been Abu Ghraib). Sad to see that the guy is a raving idiot.

 
 

Larry Johnson is not a progressive, a liberal, or a Democrat. He never claimed to be. He’s a Republican ex-CIA operative who had some inside-baseball gripes with the currently dominant Republican faction. And he decided to “support” the Democrats for strategic reasons in order to further his own agenda.

That’s as far as his “commitment” to the Democrats has ever gone. For obvious reasons, he found the Clintons more congenial tools for furthering that agenda than Obama would be.

I imagine most of his commenters have never been authentic Democrats any more than he is.

None of them ever would have supported a candidate who might challenge the prerogatives of the military and the intelligence services.

So who cares what they think. Why waste any time on this opportunistic GOP weasel?

 
 

“I believe not having a tape only strengthens my point.”

 
 

Larry Johnson is not a progressive, a liberal, or a Democrat. He never claimed to be. He’s a Republican ex-CIA operative who had some inside-baseball gripes with the currently dominant Republican faction.

You forgot to mention his stylish haircut.

None of them ever would have supported a candidate who might challenge the prerogatives of the military and the intelligence services.

Hence they backed Hillary…^___^

 
 

Battle of the presidential spouses!

Seems pretty clear that Michelle wallops Bill and Cindy.

 
 

I’m hoping to piece together what he said by reading these comments so I don’t hafta click the link.

 
 

Who on the left names their blog after a military rallying cry anyway?

 
 

OTB said,

June 5, 2008 at 16:00

“I believe not having a tape only strengthens my point.”

Funny you should say that. Apparently, in a very rare bit of actually doing some research, Jonah’s Corner even debunks Larry’s video tape story.

 
 

henry – LJ claimed that the Republicans had a tape that showed Michelle Obama making racist comments. He knew people who knew people who had seen the tape. When that stopped getting him hits on his site, he started added details. When the details started getting disproved, he started changing the details and hinting at release dates. When the dates passed and the changes got disproved too, he started yelling at people who were challenging his facts. Of course this tape exists and of course no one has seen it. It wouldn’t be an October Surprise if it came out now. TRUST ME!

 
 

I had to laugh. I commented that his site seemed like a progressive version of Little Green Footballs. It must have made him mad because he published my name and email address before acusing me of being part of the mining lobby that is conspiring to elect Obama. What a pathetic wack-job.

 
 

money quote:

Jesus. What an embarrassing bunch of swine. Hey Karen @ 8:32, when you turn off your computer, do the lights in your trailer get brighter?

This from the hardworking, white, supporters of Hillary. I guess that comes from not being bitter.

This makes this video seem all the more poignant:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d0a842c3d2

 
 

Oh and I forgot to mention that the comments that Michelle was supposed to have made were the kinds of things that white racists think that blacks say (“Whitey” as an insult, the solution to black on black crime is to attack whites) but no one ever really has.

 
Forever on Green Screens
 

Racist rants on a tape, THAT’S not change we can believe in. /pause, grin.

 
 

Ming said,

June 5, 2008 at 16:07

I had to laugh. I commented that his site seemed like a progressive version of Little Green Footballs. It must have made him mad because he published my name and email address before acusing me of being part of the mining lobby that is conspiring to elect Obama. What a pathetic wack-job.

Mining lobby?! WTF?!

In that case, just remind him that you’re not supporting Obama, but Mike Gravel instead (after all, Gravel technically still hasn’t dropped out). That’ll make his head spin.

 
 

“TAPE or NO TAPE, I don’t want this ghetto skank to be first lady!!!”

Yes, that’s from the comments there.

 
 

zzyzx said,

June 5, 2008 at 16:09

Oh and I forgot to mention that the comments that Michelle was supposed to have made were the kinds of things that white racists think that blacks say (”Whitey” as an insult, the solution to black on black crime is to attack whites) but no one ever really has.

Seriously. Outside of black comedians using it ironically, I don’t think “whitey” has been hurled as an insult since…. oh say, 1982.

 
 

Holee Shite, that is a cesspool over there! One thoughtful commenter wades in and is immediately sucked under by the rushing riptide of stupid. I couldn’t read but half of it. What a bunch of morons. What are they going to do when Hillary tells them she supports the party and Obama (or Nobama, or Oblowme, as he is mostly called over there…)

 
 

Holy crapoli, them comments is a big bag of virulent dumbass hopped up on quarts of steroids. Who the fuck are these idiots? Wow. Just wow.

Obama is a puppet controlled by big money. His campaign was designed by Axelrod to go after the most gullible and easily controlled demographics.

Seriously?

 
 

During the Plame Affair I thought Larry Johnson was a good guy who stood up for truth and common sense and the good of this country. But I guess he was really only bent out of shape because the whole thing threatened him and his CIA colleagues and friends, not because the rest of us deserve better, too…. Looks like he’s just as much a tool as the rest of the wingnuts.

Meanwhile, Brad, somehow I didn’t catch the fact that you were in Boston! I’ll be coming to see you at the Footlight next weekend!

 
 

I love it. I don’t have the tapes! I never said I had the tapes! I never said I’d deliver the tapes!

Whatever, asshat. You spent all this weekend saying you’d deliver the goods on the Michelle Obama tape on Monday. When your bluff was called, you said you knew a guy who knew a guy, etc. But that it was totally true. And, um, will be delivered LATER!!!

Ratfuckers, all of them. Hillaryis44 is run by about 300 people, with millions of post between them. This guy’s a former Republican CIA goon who saw an opening to nab some fame. Do the damn math. Screw these phonies.

 
 

And you know who’s looking like a voice of sanity lately? Taylor Freaking Marsh.

 
 

Mining lobby?! WTF?!

Sad but true. I do mining hydrology in the day and congressional lobbing at night. We fully support Obama as the pro-mining candidate.

 
 

D.N. Nation said,

June 5, 2008 at 16:21

And you know who’s looking like a voice of sanity lately? Taylor Freaking Marsh.

Dude. No way.

 
 

D.N. Nation said,
June 5, 2008 at 16:21
And you know who’s looking like a voice of sanity lately? Taylor Freaking Marsh.

Eh, there’s very recent video of her on one of the cable news nets claiming that Obama’s people are trying to get her DNC credentials yanked.

 
 

It wouldn’t surprise me if they were, mind you.

 
 

From the TownHall link (via Teh Corner link):

The word is that one of the Republican candidates no longer in the race (Rudy) acquired the tape. Republicans will most likely hold the tape until the fall. Because if Hillary had it, she’d let it out now to get rid of Obama.

Rudy acquired the tape. Right.

 
 

Y’all should realize that fighting with Clinton supporters is pointless, counter-productive, and can seriously hurt the Democratic Party.

Dave Neiwert has a very interesting take on the whole Obama vs. Clinton shitstorm.

 
 

Thanks, zzyzx, I already knew about the ‘why’d he’ = ‘whitey’ thing. I’m just not caffeinated enough for any new putridities.

This is very troubling:

Nearly a quarter of Clinton supporters say they will back McCain instead of Obama in the general election.

That’s about a twelve-point margin in a national election.

 
 

They say that now.

 
 

Larry Johnson is that kid who used to yell insults at you standing on your lawn by the curb. When you’d tell him to bugger off, he’d insist the land wasn’t yours but belonged to the state so they could widen the roads whenever they wanted and he could stand there if he wanted. He’d still be there after you’d gone inside and played NES the whole afternoon.

 
 

atheist said,

June 5, 2008 at 16:28

Y’all should realize that fighting with Clinton supporters is pointless, counter-productive, and can seriously hurt the Democratic Party.

True, but the noquarter folks are nuts. There is a whole world of ugly going on over there

 
 

I liked this one by Ai1een.

You won’t find them here buddy – being true to AMERICA is much more of a worthy noble cause than being true to a CORRUPT PARTY or CORRUPT CANDIDATE.

Teh GOP is teh least corrupted party of teh two!

Good for a laugh.

 
sad and pathetic piece of shit
 

Hey! I resent that!

 
 

Jesus Digby has a piece up praising the Clinton legacy. Will sanity ever return?

 
 

I respect your right to have a difference of opinion, so please respect my right to be referred to by my honorable title: Secret Agent Flowbee.

 
 

Larry Johnson said,
June 5, 2008 at 16:37 (kill)

I respect your right to have a difference of opinion, so please respect my right to be referred to by my honorable title: Secret Agent Flowbee.

Um, that’s terrific.

 
 

Grandmama has gone off the deep end.

Oh, wrong Larry Johnson.

 
 

Every Clinton supporter I know is sane, in that they are disappointed but will of course support Obama in the fall. These people at No Quarter have to be Ditto Heads. They are not actual Dems/Progressives/Liberals – whatever.

 
 

‘How dare the horrendous Obamabots get mad at me when all I do is present zero evidence that other people have a tremendously insulting video of the candidate’s wife? Since when in the history of CIA interventions in Central America have such allegations been wrong?”

 
 

Legalize:

Yeah. Thing is, around where I live (Chicago), some of the Obama supporters, even ones who are normally pretty progressive, attack Clinton in a way that makes them sound like dittoheads.

It’s fuckin’ disturbing.

 
 

Yeah, that’s a frigging insane asylum over there. Frightening.

 
 

Dear Larry Johnson
You’re a sad and pathetic piece of shit. That is all.

Bring back Priest Holmes!

 
 

Question for the thread: Which has been the more ridiculous ad hoc nonsense spouted by wingnuts during the primary season?

1) From Hugh Hewitt: Romney Rising! Romney will roll to the White House! It makes sense that he lost this state (and that state and that state) because he’s got momentum! He’s just focusing on later state! Romney should stay in the race! Romney’s brilliant for staying in the race! Romney’s brilliant for leaving the race! I was right all along!

2) From Larry Johnson: I have the tapes! They will destroy Obama! I never said I had the tapes! I will release important info on Monday! I never said the info was important! I have friends of friends who’ve seen the tapes! Soon! I never said soon! It’ll be in October!

 
not even an mba
 

Battle of the presidential spouses!
I have viseo of the two Elizabeths wrestling in a big jell-o pool, but it’s starting to wear out.

 
not even an mba
 

video. Although I probably have a Visio diagram too.

 
 

This reminds me sooo much of your average Repug b.s. because, even if it’s true, who gives a shit? Michelle Obama said “whitey”? Yeah? And?

We could mark this down as the political season where the Repugs discovered “political correctness” … if they hadn’t already reacted with outrage to trivial shit every time it suited them since 1980.

 
 

Jesus Digby has a piece up praising the Clinton legacy. Will sanity ever return?

Travis, please just let go of your Hillary thang. Digby is not insane. If you can’t let go, take it somewhere else. It’s really time to move on.

 
 

Seriously. Outside of black comedians using it ironically, I don’t think “whitey” has been hurled as an insult since…. oh say, 1982.

Pretty sure it hasn’t been used since Fred Sanford had his final heart attack.

 
 

Have you seen Flowbee’s latest?

The White House is currently occupied by an inexperienced man–a nice man–of limited accomplishment who used cocaine as a young adult. And the best answer the Democrats now offer is an inexperienced man who used cocaine as a young adult? That is change?

The fact that this douchebag was allowed within a country mile of the CIA is frightening.

 
 

Y’know, I’m starting to buy more into the theory that both No Quarter and Hillaryis44 are really a bunch of GOP operatives. Browsing through recent Taylor Marsh/TalkLeft posts, sure there’s disappointment that Hillary lost, but there’s almost no mention of Obama cultists, racial slurs, I’m supporting McCain, Dems are more corrupt than the GOP, or Obama/Trilateral Commission/Illuminati/Black Panther/Elder of Zion/Freemason/Templar Knights/9-11/David Icke’s lizard people conspiracies.

 
 

I was struck at the reaction to “Tom” on the NQ thread — guy shows up and asks some relevant questions of the commenters at the site. What happens? He is greeted with the slings and arrows of a hundred basement-dwelling weirdos. I’m sure this all will pass, but what the hell?

 
 

In No Quarter’s most recent entry, Johnson says “count me in neither camp” with reference to McCain vs. Obama. But what he celebrates a bit earlier conveys a different message.

Change the name to No Nickel, as in the bet Martini tries to put down. “If you break it in half, you don’t get two nickels, you get shit.”

 
 

All I can say is…….Skunk Aficionado…..

 
not even an mba
 

Travis, please just let go of your Hillary thang. Digby is not insane. If you can’t let go, take it somewhere else. It’s really time to move on.
Isn’t a Larry Johnson thread an appropriate place to whip out da Hillary thang? To be fair, the Digby piece, while silly for all sorts of reasons, isn’t deranged.

 
 

In other words, he’s got nothing. That’s news?

Quel douche.

 
 

a hundred basement-dwelling weirdos

Weirdos, you say? Try Mel. Mel’s got potential.

All the lousy arguements against voting for McCain campare on a whole as a slight hick up compared to having a communist in the White House!

Obama is a deep rooted Communist, taught by Frank Marshall Davis! Anyone who knows anything knows Obama is so deeply rooted in this, his life path proves it!

What is ironic is Blacks overwhelmingly supported Obama, and if they did even a tad bit of reading would have learned Obama’s mentor although Black, placed communism above race! Incredible how stupid people have proven themselves, Obama’s mentor was against going to war against Hitler even when the world was on board!

Ah how stupid those Obama voters are to accept the words of an unknown, but to those who do know, took the time to learn who the guy actually is, will fight for Democracy over communism all the way!

And trolls, crawl back into your Palestine bunkers and cash your Obama troll checks fast they will be worthless shortly!

Comment at 2008-06-05 09:17:42, from my second link above.

 
 

Jesus Digby has a piece up praising the Clinton legacy. Will sanity ever return?

See, this is exactly what I’m talking about. Where the fuck did Digby call Clinton a saint? Nowhere. She said both Clintons have done good things. Which is true. She said that the sick, sad-ass US media has been nothing but an negative influence on this campaign. Which is true. She called for Democrats to stop fighting each other, notice that both sides had good points, and do what it takes to defeat McCain. Which makes sense.

 
 

Who on the left names their blog after a military rallying cry anyway?

Rallying cry? I thought it was a kick-ass tune by an early heavy metal band?

 
 

notice that both sides had good points

what

also, to demonstrate my point:

I see the Clintons as warrior chiefs against the hardcore conservative movement machine that nearly crippled this country

this might not be “deranged”, per se, but it’s pretty close

 
 

Zeppelin taught me the military term.

 
 

J— said,

June 5, 2008 at 17:34

Weirdos, you say? Try Mel. Mel’s got potential.

All the lousy arguements against voting for McCain campare on a whole as a slight hick up compared to having a communist in the White House!

Obama is a deep rooted Communist, taught by Frank Marshall Davis! Anyone who knows anything knows Obama is so deeply rooted in this, his life path proves it!

Yep. Definitely a GOP plant. When was the last time you heard a Dem give a shit one way or the other about communism?

 
 

I personally love the meme floating around at NQ that since Republicans have problems with McCain that’s a good enough reason to vote for him over Obama.

 
 

They are now claiming that the Michele Obama thing happened at the Rainbow Coalition Women’s Luncheon, which is just patently unbelieveable. If you read the program carefully, you can see that the moderator of the panel is identified as someone from “ABC 7.”

Yeah. That would be local news affilliate WLS-TV 7. And, oh look, the keynote speaker was Jesse Jackson. And Michele Obama wasn’t on a panel, she was just a special guest.

So, if you are keeping score, the story now goes something like this:

“In June 2004, at a Rainbow Coalition women’s luncheon, Michele Obama, the wife of a state senator who was running for U.S. Senate, went off of a racist rant in front of the anchor of a major market news affilliate and Jesse Jackson. Everyone at the luncheon swore a death pact never to reveal what had happened, so it was covered up for four years. Despite the death pact, someone made a video of the rant. This person, who clearly must have something against Michele Obama and/or her husband, did not give the video to Barack Obama’s opponent in the U.S. Senate race. Nor did she give it to Hillary Clinton’s campaign during the 2008 presidential primaries. Instead, being profoundly prescient, she has been sitting on it, waiting for Barack Obama to become the Democratic nominee so that she can give it to the McCain campaign and hand the 2008 presidency to the Republican party.”

Right…

 
 

The Clintons HAVE been warriors against the hardocre conservative movement. Is it a silly “war” image? Sure. Not even close to “deranged” though. “Deranged” is the wailing about Clinton being robbed; that Obama supporters hate women; that ALL of Michigan voted for Hillary; that Obama is a communist Muslim who hates white people; and blah blah blah blah.

Praising the Clintons for being hard-asses and tough politicians is merely stating the obvoius. Hillary would have been tough as nails against McSame. But she lost. Narrowly. There has to be a place for the Clintons in the Dem machine because they are tough fucking advocates for worthy causes.

 
 

““TAPE or NO TAPE, I don’t want this ghetto skank to be first lady!!!”

Yes, that’s from the comments there.”

Don’t forget the commenter who linked to a picture of Michelle Obama photoshopped to look like Zira from Planet of the Apes.

 
 

this might not be “deranged”, per se, but it’s pretty close

What if it’s just a slightly poetic turn of phrase? It expresses her satisfaction that both Clintons have been able to consistently win against Republicans.

What good points did both sides have? Obama’s foreign policy is better than Clinton’s, in my eyes, since he expresses readiness to talk with countries like Iran or Cuba. On the other hand, Clinton had a much more well-defined, well-thought-out health care plan than anything Obama put forward. In my mind, stopping wars trumps fixing healthcare, so I preferred Obama.

You don’t like the DLC/James Carville faction of the Democratic party? Fine. Doesn’t mean they’re ‘deranged’.

 
 

justbrent, it sounds so crazy when you put it that way…

 
 

And trolls, crawl back into your Palestine bunkers and cash your Obama troll checks fast they will be worthless shortly!

crap. I didn’t even get a check in the first place. Now I feel cheated.

 
 

NQ Commenters:

Even if this video does not exist, what does it say about the Obamas and their supporters that we could believe that it did?

Dude, these people are totally wingnuts posing as Dems. The “logic” is the same; the blind adherence to dogmatic belief is the same; the semi-literate and paranoid ravings are the same. They simply substitute names and. I imagine that they literally have a number of fill in the blank forms where they just insert names and slurs.

 
 

Open Letter to Larry Johnson:

Dear Mr. Johnson,

As of late, you have been discussing a rumor that Michelle Obama railed against “whitey” in Trinity United Church with Louis Farrakhan and that the video of this rant would be coming soon. As I understand it, your latest posts have implied that the video is coming out as early as tomorrow. Speaking for myself, I doubt these rumors are true for the simple reason that Trinity United’s videos went out on a live feed, which is why Rev. Wright’s more offensive statements were so widely available. However, it appears that you strongly believe in the actual existence of this tape and that it will bring down Barack Obama.

I come to you with a proposal to make this disagreement interesting. If you so strongly believe that the tape in question exists, I offer a wager between us both. The stakes are as follows: whoever loses the bet has to kiss the posterior region of the winner. If this tape, as you describe it, airs between now and November, you win. If it does not, I win.

Additional guidelines:
1) If Michelle Obama is on tape railing against “whitey”, that is sufficient. Louis Farrakhan does not have to be present for you to win.
2) If Mrs. Obama simply appears in some live feed with Farrakhan, it is a wash.
3) If Mrs. Obama is simply quoting somebody saying “whitey” without endorsing such a description, again, it is a wash.
4) If Mrs. Obama appears in the tape saying, “Why’d he…” as opposed to “whitey”, I win. Poor hearing does not make you a winner.
5) The timing and location of the wager’s payment will be negotiated after the winner is determined.
6) Both parties may seek to negotiate some other means of payment at any time, but if the winner demands that their buttocks to be kissed, that ends all negotiations.
7) Whether or not said buttocks are covered with pants or underpants is at the discretion of the winner.
8) The winner must maintain proper hygiene at the time of the wager’s settlement, however, the loser cannot object to cosmetic unpleasantries such as excessive hair.

I look forward to your response and hope that you put your money where your mouth is, and I expect that if you do, I will be putting my posterior in the same place.

Sincerely,
Sean C.

 
 

It expresses her satisfaction that both Clintons have been able to consistently win against Republicans

By surrendering to them at every turn? “Welfare Queens”, Sistah Soldier, Health Care Reform (just kidding guyz lol), starving Iraq to make them behave, continuing the bullshit with Cuba, NAFTA, “the era of Big Government is over” etc etc.

The Clintons weren’t fucking Conan and Red Sonja, for fuck’s sake. The Clintons are Mr. and Mrs. DLC, brave warriors willing to lay down their swords at the drop of a hat.

 
 

I didn’t even get a check in the first place.

There were checks and I’m giving it away for free? Danm.

 
 

“Nearly a quarter of Clinton supporters say they will back McCain instead of Obama in the general election.”

You wouldn’t expect the Operation Chaos people to vote for a Democrat in the general, would you?

 
 

repeat 17:16 post

 
 

From the NQ link provided by Travis Disaster (@15:54, third comment above), #1 on the declarations of “PUMA” (Party Unity My Ass):

1.) Dissociate yourself from the party. Tell them you will not be a party to its self destructive behavior.

Leave the party to protest its self-destructive behavior. Such fascinating and ironic lack of self-awareness.

God, I hope this shit — and other shit like it — doesn’t become The Story for the next five months. And yet, I know it will. Blargh!

 
 

Dan Someone said,

June 5, 2008 at 18:24

From the NQ link provided by Travis Disaster (@15:54, third comment above), #1 on the declarations of “PUMA” (Party Unity My Ass):

1.) Dissociate yourself from the party. Tell them you will not be a party to its self destructive behavior.

Leave the party to protest its self-destructive behavior. Such fascinating and ironic lack of self-awareness.

It’s sort of like a group against pre-marital sex called “Fucking for Virginity”, isn’t it?

 
 

Legalize: The Clintons HAVE been warriors against the hardocre conservative movement…. Hillary would have been tough as nails against McSame.

I’m flabbergasted by this line of argument. Are we talking about the Hillary that praised McCain (in order to denigrate Obama) for having proven Commander-in-Chief bona fides? The Hillary that saw McCain pandering on the gas tax holiday thing, and said, I gotta get me some of that action, too?

Are we talking about the same Clintons whose national career emphasizes that the most enduring lesson they’ve learned, politically, is “Never lose by being weak on your right flank?” Have we already forgotten about the DLC? The Clintons are leaders of the Democratic faction that believes, to its core, that the Left (and association with it) is a bigger threat than the Right, and that it’s good strategy is to find leftist scalps to take whenever you feel you need to shore up your electoral position.

Good riddance to them.

 
 

Battle of the presidential spouses!

I have viseo of the two Elizabeths wrestling in a big jell-o pool, but it’s starting to wear out.”

Bill wanted in on that. More than anything… more than power or world peace or universal health care or having all the lobbyists in the world at his feet. All Bill really wanted was to jello wrestle with the other candidates’ wives.

 
 

The loss of Hillary as a candidate may keep the spotlight off the transformation of Bill Clinton into Billy Carter.

 
Nuff Ced McGreavey
 

Blue Buddha –

I agree. I’ve thought for awhile that much of the most virulent comments by so-called Clinton and Obama supporters have in fact been done by wingnuts trying to aggravate party divisions. Can’t blame them, it was a target of opportunity too good to pass up.

Hell, I threw a few misinformation nuggets into rightwing comment threads earlier in the year myself.

Go Ron Paul!

 
 

Righteous Bubba said,

June 5, 2008 at 18:34

The loss of Hillary as a candidate may keep the spotlight off the transformation of Bill Clinton into Billy Carter.

So when will Bill Clinton start up a microbrew distributed in cans?

 
 

“Welfare Queens”, Sistah Soldier, Health Care Reform (just kidding guyz lol), starving Iraq to make them behave, continuing the bullshit with Cuba, NAFTA, “the era of Big Government is over” etc etc.

Oh! Oh! Don’t forget Operation Desert Fox or the Defense of Marriage Act!

 
 

Are we talking about the same Clintons whose national career emphasizes that the most enduring lesson they’ve learned, politically, is “Never lose by being weak on your right flank?” Have we already forgotten about the DLC? The Clintons are leaders of the Democratic faction that believes, to its core, that the Left (and association with it) is a bigger threat than the Right, and that it’s good strategy is to find leftist scalps to take whenever you feel you need to shore up your electoral position.

There are about two inches of difference between Clinton and Obama, politically. If you think that Clinton was a sellout, then I guess it makes sense to hate her… as long as you hate Obama too. But if you like Obama, then why are you so against Clinton? That’s what I don’t get.

 
 

“Yep. Definitely a GOP plant. When was the last time you heard a Dem give a shit one way or the other about communism?”

Communism went out with leg warmers, didn’t it?

 
 

Anybody else notice that Larry Johnson looks like Frank Luntz’s slightly-more-retarded older brother?

 
 

What’s all this,then?

Officially rejecting the DLC is pretty far from Hillary’s position, IMO. Also the war vote thing (for which she still won’t apologize). Also the Iran comments. Also praising McCain. Also NAFTA. Etc etc forever and ever. They ain’t the same, dawg.

 
 

Well, they do cozy up to the DLC people and Obama doesn’t. That is a fact. I don’t agree that it’s worthwhile to burn bridges with the Clintons, but it would be nice to send the message that it’s no longer appropriate to triangulate to the right in order to win elections. I appreciate what they do/have done for the Democratic Party, but it’s time for their wing of the party to have their microphones turned way, way down.

 
 

There are about two inches of difference between Clinton and Obama, politically.

Both SAY that they want nearly identical things. Bill Clinton made the same set of promises and failed to deliver. Is it fair to assume that Hillary would follow the path of her husband? Can we say for certain that Obama would be better? Probably not, and no.

I tell you though, I really like that Obama has asked the DNC to stop taking lobbyist money. It’s a nice start.

 
 

“During the Plame Affair I thought Larry Johnson was a good guy who stood up for truth and common sense and the good of this country. But I guess he was really only bent out of shape because the whole thing threatened him and his CIA colleagues and friends, not because the rest of us deserve better, too…. Looks like he’s just as much a tool as the rest of the wingnuts.”

He’s not always been my favourite person in the world (his idiocy on the subject of global warming depresses me no end) but on l’affaire Plame I was with Alexander Cockburn – “Outing a CIA employee. What’s wrong with that?”

As to Larry Johnson, well this is just a continuation of Sadly No’s great tradition – the best cesspools out there, read ’em and weep.

I wonder what these poor fuckers are going to do when Clinton starts supporting Obama (at least in public). I have visions of them turning outside her house brandishing high-tech weaponry and demanding that she fight, fight, fight to the end. I’m beginning to wish that she had taken it to Denver, just for the entertainment value of watching these lunatics froth.

 
 

‘turning up’. Bastard typos.

 
 

Let me tell you something. If there were a tape out there of Michelle Obama calling someone a “honky cracker jive-turkey,” it would only make me love her more.

 
 

In fact, if she were to wear a catsuit, platform shoes, and afro and say that, I’d vote for her for president.

I blame Pam Grier.

 
 

‘“Yep. Definitely a GOP plant. When was the last time you heard a Dem give a shit one way or the other about communism?”

Communism went out with leg warmers, didn’t it?’

What’s worse, I heard Obama is secretly a Whig, and is planning to increase tariffs on top-hats and opera spectacles.

 
 

“Bill Clinton made the same set of promises and failed to deliver.”

He failed — didn’t mean he didn’t want to succeed. The Republicans controlled Congress for most of his presidency. He had no coattails and thus no ability to delivery on promises.

If we assume that all three have really wanted to do what they promised, there’s still no reason to believe that Hillary would be able to do any better than Bill. I just don’t think she’d be capable of campaigning in the general without doing that triangulation/tack right/attack left/only-swing-states-count thing. She’s been beat down by the right too many times to comprehend that there’s any other way, and her way just cuts the heart out of any real progressive momentum.

 
 

Atheist: There are about two inches of difference between Clinton and Obama, politically. If you think that Clinton was a sellout, then I guess it makes sense to hate her… as long as you hate Obama too. But if you like Obama, then why are you so against Clinton? That’s what I don’t get.

There are about two inches of difference between Clinton and Obama in policy terms. In terms of political style, though, it’s a different story. My sense is that Obama hasn’t learned the same set of toxic lessons about pandering-right-by-attacking-left that the Clintons have, or learned them as deeply. (I’m prepared to be disappointed, though.) And I think that Obama will enter office more beholden to a left-ish activist base, by far, than Clinton would have (remember her disparaging comments about the caucuses and the activist presence there?)–he will thus be more pressurable from the left than Hillary’d have been.

I don’t hate Hillary, but I dislike the political tendency she represents and has represented throughout her national career, and want to see that tendency defeated. And I prefer Obama only to the extent that he’s not beholden to the DLC tendency, and may be more useful for a progressive agenda (even though it’s not his own agenda). Beyond that, yes, we’re basically talking about the narrow differences between two center-right establishmentarians.

 
not even an mba
 

Susan of Texas,
I have video of a 21 year old Pam Grier reciting the words of some fat pasty white guy. When I release it, all you Obots are going to explode (if you know what I mean, and I think you do).

 
not even an mba
 

And you guys are talking like two inches is a small difference. Just saying.

 
 

on l’affaire Plame I was with Alexander Cockburn – “Outing a CIA employee. What’s wrong with that?”

Are you the fucking stupidest guy on the earth or just a runner up?

People died because of that outing you fuck. If we meet, you fucking die you little cuntbag piece of shit.

 
 

OK, Larry. But where’s the tape?

 
not even an mba
 

heh heh you guys said Cockburn heh heh /Beavis

 
 

So when will Bill Clinton start up a microbrew distributed in cans?

OT, but speakin’ a microbrew distributed in cans; if you like yummy beer, keep your eyes open for stuff made by Oskar Blues. I think they’re outta CO, and the brews tend to the strong side (>7% abv).
Gordon is fecking excellent.
The fact that one of their offerings is Old Chub is central to my point.

 
 

An I ain’t even had a drop in entirely too long.

 
 

Susan of Texas said, “In fact, if she were to wear a catsuit, platform shoes, and afro and say that, I’d vote for her for president. I blame Pam Grier.”

*

F’in’ A.

 
Gil-Scott Heron
 

Your revolution will not be televised.

 
commie atheist
 

No, this is the real money quote:

Meanwhile, with or without said tape, we do know that the Obamas participated for almost 20 years in a church that espoused racism. They supported the race baiter Jeremiah Wright with financial contributions. So enough of the pretense that they were attending a mainstream, vanilla, anodyne Christian church.

There doesn’t have to be a tape. Larry Johnson knows that, deep down inside, the Obamas are racists anyway. What a fucktard.

 
 

And I think that Obama will enter office more beholden to a left-ish activist base, by far, than Clinton would have (remember her disparaging comments about the caucuses and the activist presence there?)–he will thus be more pressurable from the left than Hillary’d have been.

I don’t hate Hillary, but I dislike the political tendency she represents and has represented throughout her national career, and want to see that tendency defeated. And I prefer Obama only to the extent that he’s not beholden to the DLC tendency, and may be more useful for a progressive agenda (even though it’s not his own agenda). Beyond that, yes, we’re basically talking about the narrow differences between two center-right establishmentarians.

Yes. An important point. This is the reason I strongly favoured Edwards – not because he had any sort of a sterling leftist record, but because if elected he would have owed the progressive wing of the party for that victory, and for once we might have seen some action on causes near and dear to us. And this is why I preferred Obama over Clinton.

 
 

Your revolution will not be televised.

Of course not – that would be anachronistic.
We’re gonna Google your Youtube …

 
 

Just a note to the astroturfing ratfuckers on Hillis44 (about 90% of their posters): It’s a pretty big tell when you clowns go from OBAMA SUX GO HILLARY! to Eh, whatever, we should all vote for McCain! That’s the ticket! in a matter of hours. You frauds could have at least pretended to think it over during the course of the week and then made your decision. But no, you blew your load too early.

What a shame. You were doing an OK job of play-acting for a while, but alas…

 
 

The infamous “Whitey” tape?
A bit like the “Find The Fish” interlude in Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life … minus the entertainment.

Suddenly I’m flashing back to Geraldo Rivera popping the door on Al Capone’s bank-vault, live on TeeVee.
Methinks poor Larry’s going to be doubling up on the Viagra for a while.

 
 

Yes. An important point. This is the reason I strongly favoured Edwards – not because he had any sort of a sterling leftist record, but because if elected he would have owed the progressive wing of the party for that victory, and for once we might have seen some action on causes near and dear to us. And this is why I preferred Obama over Clinton.

You have perfectly summarized my own process.

 
 

(We’ll probably get screwed again, even with Obama. I’m not foolish enough to think things are actually going to be different. Moving the Democratic Party back to the left won’t happen overnight.)

 
 

This shows that the Obamas are down with that craze anti-American radical Gil Scott Heron. Here’s the proof:

A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Whitey’s on the moon)
I can’t pay no doctor bill.
(but Whitey’s on the moon)
Ten years from now I’ll be payin’ still.
(while Whitey’s on the moon)
The man jus’ upped my rent las’ night.
(’cause Whitey’s on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Whitey’s on the moon)
I wonder why he’s uppi’ me?
(’cause Whitey’s on the moon?)
I wuz already payin’ ‘im fifty a week.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Taxes takin’ my whole damn check,
Junkies makin’ me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is goin’ up,
An’ as if all that shit wuzn’t enough:
A rat done bit my sister Nell.
(with Whitey on the moon)
Her face an’ arm began to swell.
(but Whitey’s on the moon)
Was all that money I made las’ year
(for Whitey on the moon?)
How come there ain’t no money here?
(Hmm! Whitey’s on the moon)
Y’know I jus’ ’bout had my fill
(of Whitey on the moon)
I think I’ll sen’ these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Whitey on the moon)

 
 

“But if you like Obama, then why are you so against Clinton?”

Iraq. When a mistake costs 100K+ lives, and you can’t even admit you were wrong, that makes me question your judgment.

 
 

We’ll probably get screwed again, even with Obama

Probably so. All a person can do in life is play the odds. There have been a few hopeful signs where Obama is concerned, and so I’m very cautiously optimistic. For example, if he does anything, anything at all aimed at getting big lobbying money out of politics, however small the progress it will be better than the whole lotta nuthin’ we’d see out of almost anyone else. And if I’m gonna get screwed, I’d at least like to have it be someone who will buy me a drink first.

McCain would just call me the c word and tell me I’m wearing too much makeup. Clinton would expect me to be grateful for her being nicer about it than McCain, and I would be grateful, which is really sad. And now that I’ve beaten this metaphor to death . . .

 
 

My contribution to his comment thread:

You might want to put down the sour grapes and face your loss with some grace. This is what we all learned in Kindergarten to do, right? I realize Hillary seems incapable of doing this which is why her ardent followers are behaving like chumps and idiots, but really, try to have a little class, would you? If you (and your asshole of a candidate) decide to pull a Lieberman, then admit what you are: Republicans and begone with you.

Obama’s been more than patient and is trying his best to help her save face even after her race-baiting back-stabbing campaign tactics, but she’s just not having it. It’s very very hard to like her.

 
 

There’s only two inches difference between Barack and Hillary?

But I thought them black dudes was hung!

 
 

News items like this abound today in the Canadian press

Clinton ‘graceless’ in losing nomination
Mary Vallis, National Post

Even after Hillary Clinton’s fate seemed certain, even after her supporters admitted Barack Obama would be the Democratic presidential nominee, even after the final votes had been tallied and she had lost, Hillary Clinton kept on talking about herself.

In a speech that perplexed supporters and gave no hint of her political future on Tuesday night, Ms. Clinton made only a few perfunctory remarks about the man who will lead the Democrats’ war against John McCain in the next election. She called Mr. Obama a “friend” and congratulated him on running an “extraordinary race” — without ever overtly acknowledging he had beaten her in the fight for the nomination, or recognizing the historic significance of his achievement.

Ms. Clinton briefly praised Mr. Obama’s ability to inspire Americans about politics. Her speech then turned inward, to her own reflections from the campaign trail and personal hopes for the future of the United States. She even mused aloud, “What does Hillary want?” and then launched into a recap of why she had entered the race.

“She came across as graceless,” said Anne Sowden of Here’s Looking at You Image Consulting in Toronto. “She’s going to alienate a lot of people because she hasn’t got the grace or the courage to say, ‘I lost.’ ”

Many expected her to concede. She did not.

Some observers say Ms. Clinton is demonstrating lack of dignity in the face of defeat. Others characterize her words as an outright denial that she has finally lost. Whichever is the case, Ms. Clinton’s words are helping keep the spotlight squarely on herself, rather than the Democratic party’s new presidential nominee.

“The expectation was that she was going to concede and unite. By talking about herself, that wasn’t uniting,” said Kathi Elster, a New Yorkbased management consultant and co-author of Working With You Is Killing Me. “She didn’t do the two things we all expected, and we’re kind of perplexed.”

Ms. Clinton’s words feed an image of her and her husband as egotistical and self-obsessed — an ambitious couple who care only about their own political futures, rather than what is best for the Democratic party. Even before Tuesday night’s results rolled in, observers warned that their response to the results could affect their political standing.

“Will they be seen as party unifiers and team players, or party wreckers and sore losers?” asked Charlie Cook, editor and publisher of the Cook Political Report.

“In the long haul, if the Clintons handle this right, she can strengthen her position in the party and he can begin the rehabilitation of his own place in the party. Handled badly, neither will ever be able to fully recover.”

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Yar. I was gettin’ depressed by the comments at No Quarter, until I read one that talked about “the rat convention in Denver.” The “rat” convention? In my experience, only freepers and malkinites talk like that. I imagine most of the people who are “leaving” the Democratic party for McCain were never part of it in the first place.

 
 

The comments by some of the unreconstructed Clintonite dead-enders are pretty entertaining, though. “My Life For You, Dear Leader!!!1!”

Sorry, standard disclaimer: I like Hillary; the real progressives who supported her are great; Unity, Unity, Unity!

 
Emperor U.S.A. (the naked truth)
 

People died because of that outing you fuck. If we meet, you fucking die you little cuntbag piece of shit.

A hell of a lot more innocent people have died because of, you know, the fucking CIA. I suppose they don’t count.

I agree. I’ve thought for awhile that much of the most virulent comments by so-called Clinton and Obama supporters have in fact been done by wingnuts trying to aggravate party divisions.

Yes, and I suppose all the “rather vote for McCain” people are all GOP plants, too. What’s next, paranoid ravings about Democrats being blackmailed? Digby’s commenters have already claimed that turf.

 
 

A hell of a lot more innocent people have died because of, you know, the fucking CIA. I suppose they don’t count.

That’s a silly comparison. An individual CIA agent isn’t any more responsible for deaths that the CIA caused than an individual soldier is responsible for the deaths of the Iraqi people. It’s the system that deserves your scorn, not the people who are part of the system, certainly not people who are simply earning an honest living by following the orders of rat bastards.

 
 

Whatever you think about the CIA it must be acknowledged that government destroying the operations of government because it has been shamed – and causing death in the process – is not bright.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

“Yes, and I suppose all the “rather vote for McCain” people are all GOP plants, too. What’s next, paranoid ravings about Democrats being blackmailed? Digby’s commenters have already claimed that turf.”

Well, then it’s a turf war, innit?

Of course, they’re not _all_ GOP plants. Some of them are GOP fauna.

 
 

It’s a pretty big tell when you clowns go from OBAMA SUX GO HILLARY! to Eh, whatever, we should all vote for McCain! That’s the ticket! in a matter of hours.

Indeed. That is why I wonder, when you see “Nearly a quarter of Clinton supporters say they will back McCain instead of Obama in the general election”, what the percentage of Democratic Clinton supporters is who would do so.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

“Democrats being blackmailed”

No, you misheard. They were talking about Obama. Democrats were “black maled.”

 
 

Just a note to the astroturfing ratfuckers on Hillis44 (about 90% of their posters): It’s a pretty big tell when you clowns go from OBAMA SUX GO HILLARY! to Eh, whatever, we should all vote for McCain! That’s the ticket! in a matter of hours. You frauds could have at least pretended to think it over during the course of the week and then made your decision. But no, you blew your load too early.

It’s not like its hard to figure out how it’s done. Just watch O’Reilly, Scarbo, etc. decide who they’re voting for in the general. They waver this way and that all the way up to mid October before some minor incident “convinces” them that the Democratic candidate is a recipe for disaster.

 
 

It’s not a turf war, it’s an Astroturf war.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

 
 

Astroturphing Ratfuckers would be a decent band name.

 
 

“I have video of a 21 year old Pam Grier reciting the words of some fat pasty white guy. When I release it, all you Obots are going to explode (if you know what I mean, and I think you do).”

Look, not even an mba, you’ve been going around claiming this video exists all week, promising that you’d be delivering it “soon,” and all but guaranteeing that this is gonna cost her the general election for Foxiest Mama In Existence, but all you got is bubkes, and I know it.

Pam doesn’t have a speaking role in BtVotD, and is possibly not even seen in it at all (she’s an extra at Z-Man’s party). Trust me, I’ve scoured that flick lookin’ for her, and I can’t find lovely hide nor luxurious hair of her.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled program: “The Big Bird Cage” starring Pam Grier, Sid Haig, Anitra Ford and Carol Speed, here on the WTCG Midday Movie.

 
 

May I have your attention please, everyone.
I found the video.
Here we goes.
It’s actually a bit older than 2004, just fyi.

 
 

God. No wonder Sly Stone became a recluse, seeing his songs butchered like that.

 
 

OMGZ, when will Obama Hussein X aplogize for Ice T?! When will Perry Farrel apologize for that band he formed after Jane’s Addiction that I totally can’t remember the name of at this moment?

 
 

“Porno For Pyros”? I didn’t want to remember that, you forced it on me.

 
 

The first Porno album was good.
Then it all went to hell.

 
 

You guys want deranged shit from No Quarter? I got deranged shit from NoQuarter:
—————————————————————
Comment by Blow Job Queen Michelle Hussein Obama | 2008-06-05 02:32:31
Ghetto queen
Look that up at the Urban Dictionary

Comment by Blow Job Queen Michelle Hussein Obama | 2008-06-05 01:37:05
Y’all owe me da Prezidency. My man may have cheated and lied, and that bitch Hillary may have won the vote, but we play by different roolz. Now shut up and line up behind me. This is about me, not you.
——————————————————–

And this is from a site that claims Hillaareee lost the primary because of all the rampant sexism out there. In addition, you have any number of regular commenters who define themselves as older white women who are just not going to put up with being treated as second-class citizens.

Nice, huh?

 
 

Why would Michelle Obama have the same middle name as her husband? IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!

 
 

Christ, what a pathetic excuse for a man. Is there some sort of medication we can slip into his kibble?

 
 

cbear,

It looks like Redstate is shitting in the neighbor’s yard again.

 
 

sagra,
At first I thought there were a number of spoofs and ratfuckers on the site, but not after reading the same commenters, and co-bloggers Susan and Uppity Woman, ranting and raving for over 2 months.
These people are crazier than shithouse rats, and I douse myself in Shit-Be-Gone and don a full-body condom before I even go over there anymore.

 
 

Uppity Woman is motherfucking terrifying.

 
 

I refuse to believe that people who don’t vote Republican could be that stupid.

Oh, wait…

 
christian aaron
 

here’s my exchange from today…… enjoy. waiting to hear back from wonderful “Northwest Rain” who called me an enemy because i caucussed for Obama in Seattle….. 🙂

[[Comment by Bonita | 2008-06-05 13:23:36

Do any Obama supports know how to blog with any ounce of civility? The snide comments are lame and quite frankly childish.]]

[[Reply to this comment
Comment by christian aaron | 2008-06-05 14:47:59

huh? You’ve got to be kidding me. Look in the mirror here folks. All that can be seen here on a daily basis, even from the Leader, Larry Johnson, is snide comments and snark. There’s little else here…..

I have come here many times to try and converse to no avail. The hatred that all of you seem to say is everywhere else, is all right here. Now I know that projection is a self-defense mechanism, but damn. Have some self-awareness here. Just a little.]]

[[Reply to this comment
Comment by Northwest rain | 2008-06-05 15:14:07

You jack asses have no idea how to engage in a “discussion”.

You idiots are cult members — and you bastards are demanding that before any discussion can happen we FIRST must bow down to your messiah.

Go away — idiots are not welcomed.]]

[[Reply to this comment
Comment by christian aaron | 2008-06-05 16:27:09

well, what can i say to that response? you make my point for me…. now iv’e been called a troll, an enemy, an idiot, a bastard, a cult member, and all kinds of wonderful takes on the Obama name.

yeah, i’m the hater….]]

[[Reply to this comment
Comment by christian aaron | 2008-06-05 16:34:17

oh, forgot jack ass…..]]

 
 

these so-called Democrats sound more and more like wingnuts all the time. Have they visited any wingnut sites lately? Are they familiar at all with the nuts on the right? Maybe it’s time they visited a few and compared themselves because man, they sure sound like wingnuts.

 
 

I haven’t commented there since they banned me for calling them on their blatant racism. (they called it trolling). But seriously, messing with those nutbars was a fun waste of time.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

I really hope the hard core Clinton supporters manage to pull their heads out of their asses before November. “I’m going to honor Hillary’s hard work and sacrifice by voting for a man who stands for everything she ever fought against.” Real brains a’workin.’

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Oh, since Taylor Marsh came out and said she was going to work to get the democratic nominee (Obama) elected, hundreds of her commentors defected here. They’re keeping the URL a secret so obamabots don’t come along and ruin their pity party wherein they approvingly cite Larry Johnson and Ann Coulter. Real democrats and progressives, all of them.

 
 

OmG I like totally found that video Larry was talking about on you tube. it just got added today. Wonder why larry doesnt have it up yet! obama is toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

(thiss is what everyone should go post at NQ right now. I would but im banned by IP)

 
 

Oh, and even better, “I’m going to honor the candidate that I love, respect, and admire by defying her encouragement for me to vote for the Democratic candidate.”

 
 

zzyzx said,
June 5, 2008 at 16:12

Oh. my. farking. gawd. [bows down] Thank you so much for your hard work on Phishtistics. [still averts eyes]

 
 

Hillary would have been tough as nails against McSame.

Yes, she would have — all through the campaign. And then, once she was in the White House and he was back in the Senate, she’d kiss and make up and ask him to re-introduce her flag-burning amendment and all would be heavenly bi-partisanship once more.

She is my Senator. I campaigned for her in 2000. By the time I voted for her re-election I was holding my nose and cursing under my breath.

 
 

Sorry, eveybody, it turns out that’s NOT Michelle Obama on that tape. It’s Alan Keyes in drag. Which proves I DID get the tape from Giuliani. You should see the two of them do the “I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ no babies” scene from GWTW with Rudy as Scarlett and Alan as Butterfly McQueen. It’s to die for.

 
not even an mba
 

For a troll you certainly are squeaky mrsqueaky. You obviously misunderstood my comment. When I said I had video, I didn’t mean that I was in possession of any such video. I don’t even claim that such a video exists, but the very possibility that Pam Grier may have appeared in a role that didn’t involve prison means that I was right all along. For example, Escape from LA rocks like a Peppermint Alarm Clock made of pleather, and there’s also the implication that Hershe’s transformation isn’t, you know, complete…umm..what was I saying again?

 
Lakeesha Shaidle
 

Lesley,

Visit wingnut sites? Hell, they QUOTE wingnut sites constantly. FrontPage, FreeRepublic, Renew America, LGF – all of them. Also lots of Fox News (“Gee, you know, that Sean Hannity really makes a lot of sense.”). Super Tuesday was their 9/11. Now they’re gone, lost forever in the misty swamps of Wingnut Island……

 
not even an mba
 

Oops, I guess Escape from LA is a prison movie. Still, central to my point…yadda yadda yadda

 
 

By the way, I visited No Quarters But I Got A Few Nickels In The Ashtray to see what Agent Flowbee Johnson was up to, since I really had never done that before, I just never wasted my time.

When asked about ‘teh video’, Obama replies unequivocally:

We have seen this before. There is dirt and lies that are circulated in emails and they pump them out long enough until finally you, a mainstream reporter, asks me about it,” Obama said to the McClatchy reporter during a press conference aboard his campaign plane. “That gives legs to the story. If somebody has evidence that myself or Michelle or anybody has said something inappropriate, let them do it.”

Okay, an Earthly reader might conclude that a direct denunciation followed by a challenge to produce whatever it is, might be good enough.

Ha ha! Agent Johnson, however, sees through it:

Huh? Are you kidding me? If it ain’t true say so.

But when a politician tap dances on nuance–Baby it is true. My sources have not backed off. They maintain they have a tape and will drop it on the Dems in the fall. Now if Barack said, “No, and hell no” I would be wondering about my sources. But he punted. He went for the weasel word. The non-denial denial.

I’d like to say this was sad, but given the kind of paranoid bullsh*t I’ve watched CIA types pull throughout Central and South America for the last few decades (“We have discovered a secret plan where the Sandinistas will kidnap your children from school and impregnate them with Russian babies!”) and the sh*t which still issues forth daily from the cesspool of Miami’s rightwing Cuban exile nutbags, it’s not surprising at all. Not at all.

 
 

Oh, come now, not even an mba, you’ve been consistently riling up the commenters on your site, preparing them for yesterday’s release of the alleged footage of Pam Grier in BtVotD. Then when yesterday comes and goes, you start spilling some bullshit story about how Tamara Dobson is now in possession of the tape waiting for an “October Surprise,” and that it had been in the grubby little mitts of Antonio Fargas all this time. I mean, how many variations of this story have you told? First, it was Pam at Z-Man’s party, and it was the DVD. “You can see her plain as day in the movie, and she delivers a five-minute oration about hot tubs and mayonnaise” were, I believe, your words. Then it was in the *outtakes* on the DVD. Then it wasn’t the DVD itself, but some bootleg VCD from China that had been available for download from Pam’s campaign site, and she wasn’t at Z-Man’s party, but in the Carrie Nations’ recording studio montage talking it up with Kelly MacNamara. Then it was some Greek VHS release, and she was at the high school dance in the beginning of the movie selling Pet some weed. And this legion of asshats reading your site continue to buy your line of bullshit?

Roger Ebert is probably rolling in his…um…cushy home theater?

 
 

I bet a nickel Roger Stone has something to do with Johnson’s sources.

 
 

You know, thanks to you people, I have been wading through Hillblogs all day and it is rotting my brain. YOU OWE ME MY SANITY BACK!!!

How many prayers of thanksgiving do you think Neil Cavuto says for people like Harriet Christian? “A crazy, racist old grandma? And she self-identifies as a Democrat? Score!”

 
 

Does anyone know who Harriet Christian actually is? There’s no record of any campaign contributions at OpenSecrets.org and in the FOX interview (FOX is famous for their defense of Democrats, aren’t they?) posted at Larry’s blog, she’s not identified as being with any campaign or local Democratic party. So, who exactly is she again? Just the most obnoxious, made-for-teevee Hillary ‘supporter’ at the meeting last weekend?

Larry’s blog has been overrun with wingnuts pretending to be Democrats. Democrats don’t sit around whining about being the victims of reverse racism – that’s almost exclusively a manifestation of wingnut paranoia.

It looks like Larry (or someone) is taking down comments that mock them, also. What a bunch of thin-skinned ninnies?

 
 

dude, they banned me from there back in January for merely arguing that obama wasn’t a muslim. I’m not even a big obama fan. Also, i flamed some guy who called obama a “savage from the ghetto: for being a racist piece of shit. Susan got mad at me for calling him a racist piece of shit and said my posts were innappropriate. I do have Susan UnPC’s email address if anyone wants it.

 
 

OH! OH! OH! OH! PICK ME!

Okay, get this… ready? “Shorter Larry Johnson: jive-ass dude ain’t got no brains, anyhow!”

Eh? EH?

Also, I flatly deny your claims, poopy Mcpants.

Look! Lancelot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3gtOHFVB-o
No relation to anything being said here, I just like that song.

 
not even an mba
 

I don’t know why I’m trying to engage you mrsqueaky, you’re obviously a Coffy addict. Look, if someone accused me of being Ebert’s mouthpiece, I would say emphatically and clearly, “it is not true.” So what is Pam’s problem? I watched BtVotUV again and here is her reply:

</blockquote
Huh? Are you kidding me? If it ain’t true say so.
But when various Playboy playmates dance on screen–Baby it is true. The question now isn’t whether I have this video, or even if such a video exist. I have voices in my headanonymous sources, that’s what separates me from you riffraff – and those anonymous sources maintain they have a tape and will drop it on the Dems in the fall. Now if Pam said, “No, and hell no” I would be wondering about my voices. But she punted. The non-denial denial.

 
not even an mba
 

Arrgh! Fucking WordPress and your fucking of my fucking tags. What did my tags do to you? Fuck.

 
 

You forgot your little alligator > thingie there.

 
slippy hussein toad
 

#

JDRhoades said,

June 5, 2008 at 17:57

““TAPE or NO TAPE, I don’t want this ghetto skank to be first lady!!!”

Yes, that’s from the comments there.”

Don’t forget the commenter who linked to a picture of Michelle Obama photoshopped to look like Zira from Planet of the Apes.

That is so classy. I don’t know why people with that mentality aren’t in important cabinet posts and . . . oh wait. They are. That’s why this country is so fucked right now.

 
christian aaron
 

now i’m banned over there. can’t post it seems…. rational voices not allowed. Johnson has the Gall to post an email from a supposed Obama supporter calling him an f%*@ tool or something, and doesn’t bother looking in his own comment sections…. vintage O’Reilly tactic there. 🙂

 
 

This might be about to get funnier.

 
 

Thanks for all this input.

 
 

Here is the last post (mine)on http://noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/06/04/the-michelle-obama-diversion-2/#comment-339265 this thread:

I get why loyalists would want to cling to this meme. I get why we feel strongly enough about our country and our candidates that we will insult our freinds, brothers and countrymen. What I don’t get is if this tape was for sale on Liberty Church’e website, and we assume some people bought it, Where are all of the public copies? Someone at that church could make a quick buck off of it. Or, having hacked the purchase records, breaking and entering is not unheard of in presidential politics. For a DVD to be shot, edited, authored, produced, manufactured and marketed, more than a few peopl must be involved. We aren’t talking about the kind of people that assasinated JFK, just regular folk. If the church had it, they still do. If so, the Obama campaign knows exactly what is on it. So do many other people. Some one of those people, IMHO, would be pro- or anti- Obama enough to make it public, or have it re-edited and make the revision public. I just don’t get why the only evidence of the content is a blogger saying he knows 5 people that know someone that saw it.

 
 

looks like I EPU’ed that thread

 
 

Man what a cesspool over there. I discovered Larry Johnson’s underhanded bullshit rumor on Saturday and as someone who had respected him during the Plame thing, was just floored at what the blog had become. That being said, I did a lot of posting, just to bug all the weirdos, my favorite posts being links to an article about Cindy using her non-profit’s money to buy illegal drugs (now, that’s REALLY a first lady story you sink your teeth into, I’d say it trumps saying “whitey” even!) and my very favorite comment was: This is what the very charismatic, intelligent and well-spoken Obama will be debating soon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqR7zis99I

ah, it’s funny ’cause it’s true.

 
 

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