Have fun with it, Brad. Break a leg and all that. How come you don’t get the helibeanie?

Because life is really unfair.

From the first link:

English Made Simple: A young man and woman meet at a party, and their immediate romantic attraction is translated into comically unromantic grammar lessons as they struggle to free themselves from the banal constrictions of party talk.

I believe internet-age variations on this one have been performed in the Sadly, No! comments section.

Is that a space bar or are you just happy to see me?

I believe internet-age variations on this one have been performed in the Sadly, No! comments section.

Gary will love me one day.

No, he will not.

Have fun, break a leg. My group was thinking of putting this one on. Some great stuff. You’re doing 7 of the set, huh? Neat.

If I could only be in Boston for this show, I’d have a genuine case of Sadly information overload.

Good luck t’ya, Bradrocket…

mikey

Are you Milton or Swift?

Break a very white, very unfurry leg.

I’m even whiter than you though so I’ll be in the camp before you. I’ll save you a place to sleep but sorry, I get the top bunk.

If I were as white as you, I would be my nephews from Korea.

QED

Thanks for the great post ;D

Oh man, I love All in the Timing. Not enough to go to Boston, but still. Break a leg and/or stab a skull.

No helibeanie, but I can’t help noticing that the crate your typewriter is set on is bigger than the other guy’s. Is that an indicater of…something?
And pale as you are…I’d still…never mind. There are some things that should not be said out loud.

Hmmmmm, looks like maybe it’s time for another trip to JP.

But please ask the woman next to you to move her crate.

“And yes, my sorry honky ass is that pasty in real life; I expect to be one of the first people shipped off to one of Hussein Obama X’s reparations camps.”

Hmm, note to self: Get more black friends.

Good luck my why’d brother!

So do you regularly shave your extremities, or did you just do it for the picture?

I did All In The Timing in college. I was actually Swifty, we played them with all girls. 😀

Speaking of pasty white, I was watching News Hour with Gwen Ifill and noticed they only had brown skinned people on to talk about whether race is an issue in the race. I guess darky is running things now and we better get used to it.

I’ll write from the camp. On toilet paper if we get any, on bark or something otherwise.

Also, break a leg.

Oh look, it’s the critters who banged out Liberal Fæscism.

Just kidding. Merde, you cheeky little monkey.

At least you got the biggest box…

A terrific book. Highly recommended.

Um, you’re hot.

That’s all, nothing more profound than that.

From the future productions page:

Directed by Peyton Pugmire

What a great name! The snooty, elitist, possibly homosexual first name completely undercut by the pun-inducing last name.

Will you have a scimitar in your head?

How come you don’t get the helibeanie?
I mistook it for a wingnut.

Dude, I go offline to go to the beach for three days and Sadly, No! erupts in naked male flesh!

Could someone tell me exactly who that was showing his tummy a couple posts back? And…

a. Is he gay?
b. Is he single?

and

c. Would he have a problem with dating a much, much, much (60 million years!) older Theropod?

Man, you are pasty white! You are so scrood!
I certainly hope that people like me, born with a swarthier, Mediterrenean skin hue will enjoy some priviliges in the Obama camps. It would only be fair (pun intended)…

You guys really need to upgrade your hardware there.

More nudity, please.

Acting!!

No offense, but this pretty much exactly what I imagined you folks looked like.

School’s out for summer and summer stock is heating up! I look forward to seeing many Sadly!No contributors out in Campus Corps painting smocks by day and at dinner-theaters by night all season long.

As I pasty myself, I for one would like to welcome our new non-pasty overlords.

If I was there, I could challenge you to a White Off, Brad. It’s a close call.

break a leg!!!