Some of my best friends are first rate morons

(You know it’s true too!)

Did you know that children are being taught the homosexual lifestyle in public schools? (Today children we’re going to learn about what Bill does with Bob when they want to experience a special moment of privacy.) If you’ve been reading Blessed Cause (as mandated by God,) then you do:

Simultaneous to the religion objections, I object to teaching impressionable children the lifestyle of homosexuals as an option. I have no problem with homosexuals, some of my best friends are homosexuals, but I vehemently oppose teaching it to IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN.

We should let homosexuals get married, have children, and then choose the homosexual option on their tax return (or wherever one must make their choice known.)

Oh we can opt out, but who wants their son in a high school gym shower with a bunch of boys being taught about the glory homosexuality? SHEESH.

While we have to admit that we didn’t attend high school in the US, we can say we’ve never heard of lectures (on any topic) being conducted in the gym shower. (Today we’re going to be discussing homosexuality, so please take off your clothes and meet me in the showers in a few minutes.) SHEESH!

You can teach TOLERANCE without inducing people into it!

Have you been induced into tolerance while in school? If so, please contact Jen Schroder immediately. You’d better hurry though:

Even though BlessedCause is linked by WorldNetDaily, GOPUSA, HistoryNewsNetwork, and SierraTimes, Google stats show that “SamSpade” appears as receiving the most traffic regarding us. SamSpade is a site used to find the personal address of web owners. So it appears I’m being hunted, and these people do not want to deliver flowers. Thanks for coming to this website while I’m still alive!

You see, poor Jenny is convinced Arabs want to kill her, a conclusion she reached thanks to her knowledge of Arabic. Consider her analysis posted here:

Following are excerpts from the site. I couldn’t recopy the Arabic lettering that had flames coming off of them, next to Osama. I don’t see the picture of Jesus or the effigy of John Walker Lindh at this site, (wince) and the picture of Jesus is still posted at the original Arab site, from which we are still getting many hits as well. I wonder if they’re having a hard time removing the picture of Jesus from their site, their sites don’t work the same as ours at all.

Does anyone know what the next page says? I’m a little concerned, there are a ton of “!!!!!” explanation points… somebody is emphatic about something…

It’s a good thing that Jenny has figured out that the secret al Qaeda code for “kill someone” is the use of “explanation points!!!” Even better is the fact that Jenny knows how to stay undercover:

Please forgive the many different spellings of my name, there are whole websites looking for me, there has been a lot of accusations and persecution and I have had to take a lot of precautions.

In order to maintain her privacy, Jenny was smart enough to register her web site under her real name, giving an address and phone number in Texas. Given that it’s a well known fact that al Qaeda doesn’t know how to use whois (having only recently discovered ping,) it’s safe to say that Jenny isn’t in grave danger. Yet. She is, furthermore, a really friendly and open person:

I have no problem with homosexuals or Muslims personally, I’ve had close friends and dated both.

So there you go:

Jerry: I mean I have many gay friends…
George: My father’s gay…

PS: While we stole Jenny from World O’Crap, she has taken our precious Justin.

 

Comments: 14

 
 
 

I have no problem with homosexuals or Muslims personally, I’ve had close friends and dated both.

So…she dated a gay man in denial, or had a brief lesbian encounter?

 
 

Simultaneous to the religion objections, I object to teaching impressionable children the lifestyle of homosexuals as an option. . . Oh we can opt out, but who wants their son in a high school gym shower with a bunch of boys being taught about the glory homosexuality?

I’m always curious about the ‘wingers who claim that homosexuality is taught in public schools. I spent 13 years in the public school system, and while I do have a great many complaints, “They made me learn gay sex” is NOT one of them. Similarly, I’ve always wondered about this whole “glorification of homosexuality” thing. The boys in my school used “gay” as an insult starting in 6th grade, and the handful of students who were suspected of being gay were lucky to escape without a beating.

Of course, maybe none of this is applicable, since I lived in a small town in deep red Kansas (the kind of place where people tell extremely racist jokes out in the open because there are around five minorities in a 400-student body). It was the kind of place Jen probably would have liked – an intolerant town where gays, non-Christians, and people with opposing points of view were ostracised, threatened, and even physically assaulted. Hooray.

 
 

Hmm … an opportunity for us to show off our Arabic chops, such as they are.

The name of the site she got her first link from, muntadii Al-ASlaaH, translates to something like ?Reform Club? (the latter has the sense of a meeting place, appropriate for the Internet). The subtitle, Ar-ra?ii wa-r-ra?ii al-ukhra, suggests it?s about meeting like-minded others.

The text on the first page she links to starts something like ?These young Americans are ignorant of what it is to embrace Islam or America?s reputation (?)in the Gulf or of the Israeli-American attack on Afghanistan. Look at the effects on their own prisoners of the attack on the poor; another effect is to humble and concern the grace of God. Ask God to appear to them and strengthen and make manifold his blessings to all those imprisoned by tyrants?

We make no claims as to the exactness of this translation. All the same, it does not seem to be some sort of fatwa.

 
 

Now as to the page with all the exclamation points, someone seems to be challenging the original poster:

??And it concerns and humbles the grace of God in life???

Where is that????

In which Surah??? [of the Qu?ran]?

We?re short on time here, but it looks like this is a religious argument. The mentions of America seem to have something to do with prisoners and not exhortations to find this woman and blow her up.

 
 

I’m always curious about the ‘wingers who claim that homosexuality is taught in public schools

They just mean that someone, somewhere says that gay people do in fact exist. And they won’t stand for it!

 
 

but it gets better! did you see her post about Clinton making a trade with the UN, American children being educated to love and practice Islam in exchange for… she never gets around to saying what, exactly, but something to do with the IAEA. this person is deeply, deeply, well, nuts. and/or in need of halidol? lithium? to stop the voices in her head. oy.

 
 

Well, you saw her first, I guess, but damn, I’m jealous. What a find!

 
 

I think she may have a point as far as tolerance=teaching, though. I mean, we’ve been teaching racial tolerance in schools for 30 years, and now all the white kids wear enormous pants and listen to music with dangerously immoral levels of bass. It’s not natural, is all.

 
 

Fine! Go ahead and steal our Jennifer “Jen” Schroeder “Shroder.” We know where you live!

Okay, we don’t, thanks to this latest relocation, but we do know where Brian Cherry hangs out!

You have been warned!

 
 

Everyone knows the best way to teach tolerance is to shut up about it and laugh when people make bigoted jokes.

 
 

I can imagine the beleaguered principal of this school heavily sighing and dosing himself with Xanax everytime this women approaches his office.

My mother had been a school teacher for years… this kind of nonsense used to eat up her days. She was nearly suspended for having her sixth grade English students write Halloween poems…one of the style options she offered was to write a rhyming spell. Despite twenty-five years of teaching, multiple awards, grants, and a Master’s degree, her career was seriously derailed by people who believe in witches.

 
 

“I have no problem with homosexuals or Muslims personally, I’ve had close friends and dated both.”So…she dated a gay man in denial, or had a brief lesbian encounter?

Nope. She’s saying that she has had two close friends and dated both of them. She’s saying she’s pretty easy. It’s a sad, sad non sequitor.

 
 

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