Shorter Brent Baker of NewsBusters

McClellan’s Publisher a Liberal

  • The guy who published McClellan’s book is a LIBERAL!!! Who LIKES GEORGE SOROS!!! And MOLLY IVINS!!!! And he even SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.


[Gavin adds: Oh lord, Little Green Footballs has been on this as well. One of Charles’s goblins has traced the corporate structure of Public Affairs Books, and the comments are aroil with suggestions that McClellan was an undercover operative the whole time, and that conspiracies lurk everywhere, and wheels-within-wheels, and so forth. They have yet to become aware that a sister company, Basic Books, publishes William F. Buckley, Dinesh D’Souza, and other such luminaries. KERNERS ARE GO!]

As an aside, watching these schmucks go into complete meltdown mode never gets old. Who’s the next ex-loyal Bushie to write a blistering tell-all? Colin Powell? Gonzo? Rummy? Brownie? Harriet Miers? The possibilities are both tantalizing and endless.

 

Comments: 79

 
 
 

I’m really hoping for this one.

 
 

Damn liberals! Why can’t they ever visit the alternate reality where we live and everything is going swimmingly in Iraq?
By the way, that picture just screams “Hellooooo, ladies!!!”

 
 

I count 4 chins.

Also, madd props to the Lions Club for providing those cool, low-cost eyeglasses. If you think Brent looks like a nerd now, you should have seen him when he squinted.

 
 

For current purposes, “liberal publisher” is defined as “a publisher that expects to make money on a book, rather than subsidising the author”.

 
 

The fact is, you liberals are whining now that you have been exposed. It is true that the MSM is liberal bias.

 
 

So… the publisher is a liberal. I notice that nobody is offering any evidence that anything in the book is incorrect, though. It’s easier to attack people than information!

 
slippy hussein toad
 

The publisher is liberal, and in fact the information is liberal. FACTS ARE LIBERAL. THAT IS WHY CONSERVATIVES DO NOT LIKE THEM. I just figured that shit out. Slap me on the forehead like I coulda had a V-8!

 
 

Brent Baker: Less a man, more the reincarnation of Adonis on earth. In a tie.

Form an orderly queue, ladies.

 
Libertarius ShadowLord
 

shorter scott mcclellan: i know karl rove. i worked with rove for years. its not too late to send rove to jail.

 
 

The fact is, if anyone tries to impeach Bush, Cheney or charge Rove with anything, it will be bad for America. There will be an emergency that will make it impossible. Also, remember we are still at war with islam and Terrorism, hopefully we will bomb Iran really soon.

 
 

“Reality has a known liberal bias” – Stephen Colbert

 
 

The fact is, McClelans book is biased to the far left. Enough is a enough. We need more balanced selections in book stores and in libraries, books that tell both sides of the story and nont one sided Bush- and America- bashing.

 
 

The good thing is that this definition of liberal is easy to use because it is something which happens after the events.

Sometimes it is hard to cut everything up into liberal and the True Conservatives, but since this publisher published something which said Bush Jr. and the Iraq invasion were sort of wrong, we know they are liberal.

 
 

I believe you have my stapler. Liberal.

 
not even an mba
 

“Collective tangability manifests a realized epistemology preferentially trending towards Islamo-Atheist-Homosexual-Taxes-Global-Warming-Universal-Healthcare-Patchouli-Scented-Socialism.” – Isteophanus Cuhlbeart

Fadged.

 
 

How I Could Have Done it (If I Had Done it)

by Karl Rove

– after he gets his presidential pardon, natch.

 
 

Yet more evidence of the horrible social disadvantage that this perverted society has placed on womyn. The Oborg at it again, denigrating both Brent Baker and Scottie McClellan proving that opinions contrary to the teachings of the unelectable empty suit Messiah must be crushed. Misogyny as it’s worst, you SadlyPigs are just a bunch of…what they’re both dudes?!?!?! But they’re such pussies! Ummm, nevermind, nothing to see here.

 
 

Note the steady stream of non-denial denials coming from the White House.

 
 

The Lady-Killer is screaming Soros! Soros!

Somebody help him.

 
not even an mba
 

Check it out, Scott McClellan’s book was published by Peter Osnos who also published, amongst a bunch of other liberal hippies, Andy Rooney! Making Scottie’s Rooney number a 2.
Note to rb, I’ve already Rooney-ed this thread.

 
seventwentyfour
 

That’s Don Surber’s senior yearbook photo, right?

 
Charles Giacometti
 

That guy might just be the ugliest human being on the planet (or off it, for that matter).

 
 

I didn’t know that Leslie Hall had developed a new character. She is so talented.

 
 

“That guy might just be the ugliest human being on the planet (or off it, for that matter).”

But his tie is F.A.B.

 
 

How many ex-Bushies have published already? Half a dozen, maybe? And their picture of the Administration is remarkably consistent. Liars, Ideologues, bunglers, lying their way into a war.

But the ex-Bushies are all disgruntled, right?

 
 

Obviously Brent is suffering from Post Wedgie Traumatic Syndrome, which for most nerds is a nightmare of unimaginable magnitude. By fixing his hate on liberal strawmen, he’s able to exist in society with a reasonable amount of control over his worst demons.

Just thank the good lord his Tri-Lambda brothers were there to pull him through the hard times.

 
 

That’s Don Surber’s senior yearbook photo, right?

No. It’s a very slick Don Surber Lolthumb-puppet. It’s nice to see that the art form has advanced but this one’s a little too professional looking for my taste.

 
 

Dammit, it looks like all the Surber/Thumbkin jokes are taken, so I’ll just repost this.

 
 

I want to know what Scottie has to say about Guckert/Gannon.

 
 

Harriet Miers did write a book about her time with Bush.

 
 

I want to know what Scottie has to say about Guckert/Gannon.

Can you imagine if it turned out that Bush actually did have coke-fueled gay hooker sex in the Lincoln Bedroom?

 
 

McClellan and Powell were particularly hung out to dry by the Bushies, each given a grand public immolation that pretty much ruined them forever.

Sadly, I can’t think of anyone in the Cheney shop or circle who’s got a similar axe to grind, so I fear McClellan’s pen-knife to the rear thigh is as close as we’ll come to a real stabbed in the back bitchfest. Still, I can hope.

 
 

When conservatives claim they used to be liberal until ________ (fill in some encounter with a black person) it gives them cred.

But when Scotty says he changed his mind, it’s like he was penetrated by aliens or something. Like they’re all just waiting for his gut to rip open to display his sticky alien spawn.

 
 

Sadly, I can’t think of anyone in the Cheney shop or circle who’s got a similar axe to grind

Part of Cheney’s interview process for personal staff was to have them eat a live puppy. Those that passed the test aren’t likely to opt out of loyalty to the cult.

 
 

The fact is, Gary Ruppert did me up the ass and didn’t even have the goddamn common courtesy to give me a reacharound.

 
 

Because, oh I don’t know, maybe the conservative publishers turned him down?

 
 

Sadly, I can’t think of anyone in the Cheney shop or circle who’s got a similar axe to grind…

After your soul gets sucked out and devoured, it’s hard to work up the initiative needed to grind an axe.

 
 

I’d think Colin Powell might be seething with the need to explain how he came to ruin himself and totally destroy what might have been a brilliant political career and every shred of credibility he possessed, in the service of the Shrub. I’d really like to read that book.

 
10,000 Perverts Who Have Otherwise Exhausted the Internet's Resources
 

Rightwingsnarkle said,

May 29, 2008 at 12:24

I count 4 chins.

I cannot differentiate chin from neck at all. I’d be willing to call him the infinite throat, if I didn’t think I was thereby ruining the name of what could be a really filthy movie.

 
Shorter wingnut blogosphere this week
 

Dunkin Donuts is aiding jihad. Buchenwald was just a weekend retreat. WWII vets are moonbats. We knew Scott McClellan was a traitor all along.

Heckuva week, wingnuts!

 
 

Please tell me y’all saw this:

“Feeling for Scott McLellan. Nice getting savaged for saying what everyone knows to be true anyway.”–Bush-Cheney eCampaign Director Mike Turk, 16 hours ago on his Twitter feed.

 
 

Sadly, I can’t think of anyone in the Cheney shop or circle who’s got a similar axe to grind

Let’s see … Paul O’Neill, Richard Clarke, Joe Wilson, a bunch of retired generals … who else spoke out about the misdeeds of this administration and was promptly labeled by the Kool-Aid drinkers as a “disgruntled former employee”?

 
 

Mark “Columbo” Hemingway detects a LIBRUL as evidenced by page 36 of the McClellan book.

Here’s an Example:

I should have more to say about it later when I finish reading it, but I just got my grubby paws on McClellan’s book and this jumped out on page 36:

“”One of my favorite classes at UT was a leadership course taught by Sara Weddington, a longtime friend of Ann Richards who was known for her involvement representing the anonymous “Jane Roe” in Roe v. Wade, the case that made abortion legal across the United States.”

Coming from an allegedly conservative Republican, that’s quite revealing.
05/28 03:41 PM

 
 

Brent sure is an ugly motherfucker.

 
 

Honestly, I liked “Fiberal” better. It sounds more like something a wingnut would say. Like the use of “LIEberal” or “Dummycraps” that they use over at LGF and FR. I would seriously consider changing it back.

 
 

One of Charles’s goblins has traced the corporate structure of Public Affairs Books, and the comments are aroil with suggestions that McClellan was an undercover operative the whole time, and that conspiracies lurk everywhere, and wheels-within-wheels, and so forth.

Following the example of the awesome Ray Kitchell, the best response being the shortest one possible:

Occam’s razor, bitch.

 
not even an mba
 

Public Affairs Books corporate structure:

Soros -> Osnos -> Satan -> Hitler -> Legions of Birkenstock wearing writers
I
I
V
Obama -> Osama -> Zombie Saddam -> Dunkin Donuts

 
 

“”One of my favorite classes at UT was a leadership course taught by Sara Weddington, a longtime friend of Ann Richards who was known for her involvement representing the anonymous “Jane Roe” in Roe v. Wade, the case that made abortion legal across the United States.”

Coming from an allegedly conservative Republican, that’s quite revealing.

Two of my best professors were horrible old bigots. One was a homophobic war hawk, the other was a racist, elitist gay man. They were still brilliant in their fields, superb instructors, and very helpful in helping me to improve my writing.

Can you imagine what these Stalinists would do if they actually gained control of our education system?

 
 

I guess he could have been MORE helpful in helping me help myself write good…

bleh.

 
 

— Part of Cheney’s interview process for personal staff was to have them eat a live puppy. Those that passed the test aren’t likely to opt out of loyalty to the cult.

No, they must tear out the throat of a kitten with their teeth!!! This huge GAFFE shows you are a lying liberal!!!!

 
 

…conspiracies lurk everywhere, and wheels-within-wheels, and so forth.

Mmmm, satisfying. It’s always a pleasure watching the wingnuts sink into the bottomless morass of conspiracy theory looniness over some nonsense issue.

…watching these schmucks go into complete meltdown mode never gets old.

Quite so.

 
 

Like they’re all just waiting for his gut to rip open to display his sticky alien spawn.

Please don’t talk about Ann Coulter’s sex life here. Some of us are still trying to have breakfast.

 
 

May I just say that the Kerners Are Go poster is sublime? There, I said it and I’m glad.

 
 

“The fact is, if anyone tries to impeach Bush, Cheney or charge Rove with anything, it will be bad for America. There will be an emergency that will make it impossible. Also, remember we are still at war with islam and Terrorism, hopefully we will bomb Iran really soon.”

The dutiful Tru Beleefers have moved to open threats — impeach the criminals and we will be “emergencied”. If Homeland Security was anything more than a fReichtard scam, they’d have worms like this under 24/7 surveilance…

Also note that the hireling in question does not capitalize the name for an actual religion but *does* capitalize “Terrorism”, which presumably demonstrates where its true devotional tendencies are rooted. What a sorry little excuse for a human being.

 
 

I don’t know about any sinister motives that McClellan might have, but his parting comments from this morning’s Today Show disturbed me:

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Strawberry Pop Tarts on fire in the President’s toaster oven. I watched Rove’s naked ass glitter in the dark near the North Lawn gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to continue the book tour.

 
Meredith Viera
 

I don’t know why he wrote that book; maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he had ever before. Not just his life; anybody’s life; my life.

 
 

Look next for Bush himself to resign and write a tell-all book about Cheney.

 
a different Scottie
 

The next tell-all book, why it’s mine of course.
I’m the reason why George-ums (I call him George-ums) keeps telling the same story over and over again. They actually had to make a couple dozen rugs, and they only got three left.
They were going to make me Attorney-General but they found someone better at sniffing butts than me.

 
fluffybunnyfeet
 

Just posted –

http://www.slate.com/id/2192371/#

AHHHHH ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(wipes tears)

Damn, sometimes – SOMEtimes – that MK is GOOOOD.

 
 

Can you imagine if it turned out that Bush actually did have coke-fueled gay hooker sex in the Lincoln Bedroom?

Hey, you hippie traitor, got one word for you: Clenis! Sheesh.

 
 

Sadly, I can’t think of anyone in the Cheney shop or circle who’s got a similar axe to grind

Well, we’ll never know, the flesh of any such person having long since been ground into fresh meat for Cheney’s pet rabid hellhounds.

 
 

Gavin adds: Oh lord, Little Green Footballs has been on this as well.

You…Are A Idiot!
You…Are A Idiot!

I love that animation.

 
 

I count 4 chins.
I cannot differentiate chin from neck at all.

Those are gill-slits, not chin divisions.

 
 

conspiracies lurk everywhere, and weals-within-weals

Fixed.

 
 

so, when one decides to become part of the Right-Wing Noise Machine Borg, do they issue you the plastic helmet hair or do you have to go out and buy it on your own dime?

 
 

Also, madd props to the Lions Club for providing those cool, low-cost eyeglasses.

I’d swear those are Larry Niven’s cast-offs.

If so, good on Larry & the Lions, keeping the “nearsighted eyebrows” model in play and all.

 
 

that site needs a name that’s close but more fitting.

how about Little Gangrenous ToeJam?

 
 

Look next for Bush himself to resign and write a tell-all book about Cheney.

and by that you mean hire a ghost writer to write it for him.

 
 

conspiracies lurk everywhere, and weals-within-weals

Fixed.

I read that as weasels-within-weasels.

I like my version better.

 
 

Look next for Bush himself to resign and write a tell-all book about Cheney.
and by that you mean hire a ghost writer to write it for him.

My Life in the Ghosts of Bush.

 
 

Who’s the next ex-loyal Bushie to write a blistering tell-all?

Oh please, let it be Laura. Please, please, please….

 
 

I nominate Jenna, whom I predict will quickly tire of the Junior League and political dinner parties. She’ll write a tell-all for a couple million and retire to a resort island.

 
 

Different Scottie, that rug really ties the Oval Office together.

 
 

Brent sure is an ugly motherfucker.

He kind of reminds me of those ‘If you see this man hanging around school playgrounds, please call the police, he is breaching his probation’, but i suppose that is just look-ism….

 
 

Surely it is not looks-ism to tell the dude that he could be more subtle in his use of lipstick.

 
 

If I looked like that, I’d fucking shoot myself.

Being a mere biochemistry PhD, I couldn’t decide: would it be he or him? I settled on “that” since he doesn’t really look human anyway.

 
 

Will I ever trust myself to betray the truth as I did for so many years? Or were those years of deception nothing but a lie?

Hee! Thanks fluffybunny.

 
 

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