Drool All Night Long As I Take Hits From The Wrong

I’m really busy corrupting the morals of our once-great nation as Niko Bellic, but the right-wing blogosphere never stops being stupid, so here’s a few fool du fa fas from some of our favorite gasbags:

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Over at The Darkies Are Coming, Lady Lymph Node provides us with this awesome map of what Europe will look like 50 years from now after the moon-worshiping dusk-devils take over her beloved Europe:

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I’m sure we can all agree that’s very useful and sensible, but unfortunately, it neglects to inform us as to which territories will be held by the Eastasians, the Klingons and the Latverian Doombots.

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The Man From Fuddles, after making the frankly pitiful confession that he collects airport baggage claim bar codes, delivers this withering character assessment:

Downbeat, resentful, insular, tone-deaf and peevish

Oddly, he is describing Michelle Obama, not James Lileks.

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Ramesh Punani over at the Corner says that Obama is positioning himself as the candidate of optimism vs. McCain’s Gloomy Grandpa image. Well, two can play that game:

McCain says we should empower patients with free-market health care. Obama says it’s a pipe dream.

“Gosh! As dictated by free market principles, I cannot afford quality health care and am thus suffering horribly from a number of treatable diseases! I feel so…empowered!”

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Stalkin’ Malkin has jumped on the new conservameme of declaring Obama unelectable because of his shrewish harridan of a wife. Saith the Naughty Girl:

So get over yourself already, haughty spirit. Pride doesn’t photograph well. And bitterness leaves frown lines. Which means Botox bills. Which “struggling folks” like you and your husband simply cannot afford. Try smiling for once. It’s cheaper.

So, to recap, Michelle Malkin, the world’s angriest anchor baby, who is literally professionally outraged, a woman whose natural state is somewhere between indignant and incensed, who takes offense if she wakes up laying on her left side, is counseling someone else to relax, stop frowning, get over herself, and smile. RHETORICIAN HEAL THYSELF!

purple haze galang ga maglalang
Above: good luck with no fuckin’ soul

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Finally, in case you were wondering, Crazy Pammy is still out of her goddamn mind.

 

Comments: 150

 
 
 

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, HOW ARE THE MUSLIMS GOING TO TAKE OVER ICELAND?

 
 

Oh yes, the fucking Germans are going to be taken over by the Caliphate. Right.

Anyway, look at that map. Russia vs. Muslims vs. USA. It’s like porn to these people.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

This is exactly what will happen if the Europeans don’t grow a set and do something about the invasion and occupation of their ancestoral homeland.

Europe is not a land of immigrants. It is the centre of white civilization and has been rooted in Judeo-Christian values for almost 2000 years. Europe was once along with America a becon of hope and freedom to a world trapped in darkness and silly eastern superstions. When the European nations colonized Africa and Asia during the 19th century the standard of living in those countries went up and Western concepts like individual liberty and property rights were established.

Europe now is being invaded by barbarians who worship a false god and have imperial designs to reestablish the medieval Islamic Caliphate which stretched from Spain to Indonesia. And from their conquer the world and spread their sinister faith by the sword. Their evil god commanded them to kill any and all who refuse to convert to Islam. If the Europeans don’t wake up, start producing more children, rediscover Christianity, and take decisive action against the barbarian invaders than they will be the first to face the wrath of the Caliphate.

 
 

Yes, yes, but what about gallant Liechtenstein?

 
 

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, HOW ARE THE MUSLIMS GOING TO TAKE OVER ICELAND?

Umm, with inflatable boats and scimitars?

What are you, dense?

mikey

 
 

Well, the Krone is losing ground fast even against our little greenbacks, so maybe Dubai will buy it and turn it into a theme park… Ice Land, the world’s largest outdoor ski resort!

 
 

The names on that map are pretty funny, I have to give her that.

 
 

mikey said,

May 8, 2008 at 4:16

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, HOW ARE THE MUSLIMS GOING TO TAKE OVER ICELAND?

Dragon ships.

Dragon PORN ships.

 
 

How come Bavaria gets to be all neutrally?

 
 

Yes, yes, but what about gallant Liechtenstein?

They’ll be saved when annexed by the Grand Duchy of Fenwick.

 
 

Sorry, not even the all-powerful MUSLAMIC CALIPHATE could keep Alitalia going.

‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!!

 
 

Man, what the fuck did Michelle Obama say or do that pissed off these people so badly? Is it the deal about feeling hope for the first time, is that what’s sticking in these yay-hoos’ collective craw? While I personally do know if I’d go that far, I remember the past 25-30 years. It’s pretty goddamn obvious since St. Ronnie squat on the presidency that the party was fuckin’ over, man.

Shit, I knew people who worked three jobs and still couldn’t make ends meet and people who got 50 years on first-time marijuana charges during the Clinton years, and yet it still seems like the Roaring ’90s party all the time. That’s how bad the American Dream has gone, when a mildly conservative, pro-business bullshitter extroidinaire is the best “leader” we’ve shown the world in 30 years.

Sheesh.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

Europe should elect Conservative leaders who will take a hard line and prevent any muslim immigration to Europe. And any ragheads who are already living in Europe should be rounded up and deported at gunpoint.

Christendom needs to take back our civilization, our culture and have pride in our history and fight for our ancestors.

Unlike America, Europe is not a land of immigrants and has no obligation to let ANYONE in their lands. Its time Euopeans got tough again like they were in the 19th century and did their share to defend Western Civilization.

 
 

Europe now is being invaded by barbarians who worship a false god

Isn’t that what the Romans said?

 
 

That’s an amazing map. Not only will the Caliphate take over Europe, but they will be responsible for the re-creation of Yugoslavia, and the de-integration of Germany back into East and West. Now that’s a powerful force!

I’m sorry, but the whole concept is just too stupid to waste any of my grade-B snark on.

 
 

Hey, it looks like Yugoslavia got back together. That’s pretty cool, never thought they’d work out their differences.

And Al-bion? That’s worth converting for right there.

 
Doctorb Science
 

Tigrismus, you won’t be laughing with the swarthy Mussselman hordes seizing all our oil in their occupation of al-Aska. Or the Gulf States (renamed al-Abama).

 
 

Great Gugli Mugli! [I clicked the link and triued to read that crap]

What is the typographical equivalent to “spittle flecked ravings?”

 
 

How come Bavaria gets to be all neutrally?

That’s not Bavaria. That’s the Czech Republic. We need at least one great beer-making European country to not turn Muslim.

 
 

Unfortunately, the Caliphs don’t seem to have been able to solve the Northern Ireland problem, either.

 
 

And please… no more pictures of Michelle Malkin. I was trying to have my supper.

 
 

I’m sorry, I have to take issue with that map. “Al-Italia” is already taken by an airline. They’ll have to find another name for Italy. Who’s for “Ducka-u-head…Lollabridgida”?

 
 

McCain says we should empower patients with free-market health care.

He’s so close. All he needs to do is take out the word “market” and he has it nailed!

 
 

Unlike America, Europe is not a land of immigrants and has no obligation to let ANYONE in their lands.

Psssst. Dude. The US never let moral considerations oblige it to allow anyone on (or off, in the case of certain Southerners) of its land either. Don’t let all the PC talk fool you, Europe is open to immigration now for the same reason we always were and are today: cheap labor.

 
 

I like how that map of Europe shows that the Muslims will take over Europe cleanly along current political borders, instead of having a completely different political boundary map. Wait a second… anyone else find it odd that Germany is split back exactly into East and West, and Yugoslavia is magically re-united?

Yep… that map is Cold War era. As D.N. Nation said, this is hard-on material for these guys… it’s like they’re playing the entire Command and Conquer game series while wanking off to Red Dawn in the background.

 
 

Huh. Anyone want to place bets about what happens if we were to overlay that Teh Muslims! map on, say, a NATO/Warsaw map?

And why, pray tell, is Germany split into three counties? For that matter, why are there ANY lines of marcation in the al Europihad map? Nice to see Muslim North and Muslim South Ireland still hate each other, I guess…

Looks to me like someone gave their 4 year old a Color Me Europe Map and decided to scare some white folk with the outcome.

 
 

Wow, even the Basque Country falls, something the real Al-Andalus never managed to achieve back in the medieval day.

I, for one, am very worried, for if all this comes to pass, no more pata negra for me and Barack.

 
 

They forgot Al-Greco

 
 

I liked Red Alert. I liked Red Alert 2 even more, as it actually took skill and planning and mixed unit movements to play well. Seriously, if you didn’t pay attention, one enemy unit could fuck up your day. Aegis kick ass. Then I stopped caring about the series.

 
 

Or Al-Bania for that matter. Come on guys, wake up. Western Civilization lies in the balance.

 
Lord Gary Ruppert
 

“Russia vs. Muslims vs. USA. It’s like porn to these people.”

The Fact is, you fool! You’re leaving out the Rapacious Yellow Peril and their inscrutable business powers! If they weren’t bent on destroying the white race, than why do they keep making better cars than us? Luckily, forward thinking Patriot Ralph Peters, who may very well be the next Tom Clancy, or at least George Orwell, has already sounded the Trumpet of Freedom to warn us.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_in_2020

The Fact is, if she could fit in something about the Japanese…or maybe the Chinese. Here in The Heartland we can never tell them apart. Which ever one is the scary one, then Mrs. Lymph’s map is all plausible. The Fact is, we cannot ignore the rising tide of Buddo-Fascism, if freedom is to survive.

 
 

Oh Moon of Allemania
We now must say goodbye
We’ve lost our racist mania
And must have whiskey — or you know why…

 
 

Al-Cohol called, he wants his board game back.

 
 

Yeah, yeah, europe, whatevs.

You ever check out the opening drumline in Everclear’s “Wonderful”.

Better than viagra….

mikey

 
 

Russian protectorite?

Jeste? szalony!

 
 

Al-Garve

 
Lord Gary Ruppert
 

The Fact is, Old Europe cannot stand alone, as they don’t enjoy a good Working Class sandwich, and have become drunk on their Elitist Ham and Cheeses. We must stand with the new Russian Empire of Freedom, as they are at least sort of white, and believe in capitalism, but not like the Buddo-Fascists, who are evil.

 
 

Pffffhahaha. Japanese/South African/ Islamic alliance. Wow. That’s like worrying about a Jamaica/Monaco/New Guinea Axis of Evil marching across the Free Lands with their Iron Fist of Oppression.

 
 

al-Bion is the greatest thing ever.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

Europeans should embrace their white, Judeo-Christian heritage and stop feeling guilty for the past as guilt is a weakness which will get you no where.

Rather they should be proud of their missionaries whom in times past braved dark forbidden lands to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ to hell bound savages and many souls were saved thanks to Christian Europe.

They should be proud for spreading Western concepts of individual liberty, religious freedom, and private property rights to backward tribesmen.

Europe should be proud of their glorious past and military victories and their civilization. Why would they want to surrender all of that to foreigners? Why slowly age nations and your race to death by not producing enough children? At the beginning of the 20th century white people made up 25% of the world’s population. Now thanks to secular liberalism we make up only 13% of the world’s population!

It is the institutional liberalism that has become so entrenched in the schools, media and governments of Europe that have sowed the seeds of self-hatred and guilt for the past and cowardly pacifism. European school children are no longer taught pride in their history, heritage and civilization. Instead they are now taught moral relativism, secularism, pacifism, self-hatred, guillt and multiculturalism.

This is what happens when the left takes power. The cancer spreads. Think of the black plague that swept across Europe during the 14th century. It has unfortunately returned.

 
 

How old do you suppose HAAM is? I picture a 14 year old with greasy hair and pimples (sex unknown) hunched over a sticky keyboard looking at an old green screened monitor covered with Star Wars stickers.

Who would argue with such a person?

 
 

Dood. Go away.

You are the worst kind of idiot.

Are you happy you get under my skin?

Fine. Know what?

Fuck you….

mikey

 
 

Europe now is being invaded by barbarians who worship a false god and have imperial designs to reestablish the medieval Islamic Caliphate which stretched from Spain to Indonesia.

So the Caliphate, which ran from the southernmost part of Spain, across North Africa, up to the Balkans, and throughout Asia Minor, is going to be “recreated” in Europe…where it never really was…

Gotcha.

 
 

Fuck, they got the Rhineland too. I guess we can say auf wiedersehen to really crappy white wine.

 
George W. Bush
 

You forgot Poland!

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

Dorothy, that is only part one of their plan to reestablish the Islamic Caliphate in its traditional lands. Once the Caliphate has been reestablished and a centralised state is in place complete with a unfied military then they will plan their wars of conquest and take the world for Allah which is a stated goal in the Koran if you’ve never read it (I have).

Europe will not be able to put up much of a fight as they are not producing enough children to grow their populations and the muslims are growing in number.

Unless Europe wakes up its only a matter of time.

 
Principal Blackman
 

I kind of want to blow up that map to a poster size and hang it on my wall.

Shorter Mark Noonan: By my formulation, masturbation is a human right. But my beloved Catholic Church says beating off makes the li’l baby Jebus cry. Hmmm…. Well, one thing’s for sure: This conundrum is all the Democrats’ fault.

 
 

Pamela’s post is great. I’m going to have to rethink how this Jew is going to vote in November now that I know Obama has been endorsed by Daniel Ortega and once broke bread with Edward Said.

 
 

Jeste? g?upi, George.

 
 

WordPress can suck our kie?basa

 
 

Oh man, al-Bion and al-Lemania absolutely made my day. And ditto on the divide in Ireland. I’m glad that our Islamofascist overlords will have a sense of humor about it.

 
 

Wow, Michelle Malkin looks really great in that pic! Must be those weekly Hatox injections.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

Let me clarify my above posts. I’m actually looking to hook up with some little boys. Can anyone help me? Email HAAM@nospam.gmail.com.

Serious inquiries only.

 
 

Matt T.:

Man, what the fuck did Michelle Obama say or do that pissed off these people so badly?

She married Barack Obama. It’s the same thing the Republicans did to Hillary in ’92, and continuously ever since. It’s not enough to attack the nominee, you’ve gotta attack the wife and kids as well.

I’m sure we’ll be hearing any day now about how ugly the Obama’s kids are, just like we heard from McCain about how Chelsea looked like a dog when she was 14 or 15. Cause, you know, she was asking for it.

In other words, it has nothing to do with Michelle Obama, and everything to do with Malkin, et. al., being assholes.

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Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

I’m considering a run for the Canadian parliment. My goal is similar to Tom Tancredo’s. To bring awareness to the fact that Canada has a muslim problem that needs to be addressed.

Canada needs to prevent anymore muslim immigration and needs to deport those already here or we will face a terrorist attack eventually. Our politicans need to wake up.

 
 

The thing about invading Iceland via inflatable boats – you can’t sit down, ‘cuz those scimitars’ll pop a hole in the gunwale.

 
Typical Republican
 

Michelle Obama is racist. And now that Michelle Malkin is adding her considerable conservative clout to the conservative media’s chorus, that makes it extra-true!

You libs just don’t get it. Without great minds like Michelle Malkin on your side, how can you hope to win the presidency with Obama? (Because he’s unelectable. Did I say that yet? Obama is unelectable. Because he’s … (checks latest edition of The Big Book of Republican Talking Points, Updated for the Indiana primary) … a racist from a racist church with a racist wife and a racist dog and racist goldfish and all liberals are racists.)

Liberals. Hmf.

 
 

I can’t wait to see what horrifyingly Arabic-sounding future place name she pulls out of her ass next. Al-iechtenstein? Al-Bania?

 
 

Aaah, poor H.a.a.m.

Trudging along the road of life carrying his bucket of fail, stopping now and then to hurl invective at his imaginary enemies, hoping a plutocrat in a gilded coach will drive by and give him a nickel for his troubles.

 
 

al-Bion, al-Bion
How the ragheads mistreat you
Small and white, clean and bright
‘Till Mahomet deflowered you

Restrained by the liberals from fighting back
now in chains forever

al-Bion, al-Bion
If only white men had listened.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

Pedistrian, your sarcastic little poem is exactly what will happen to England if the British left get their way.

 
 

I’m sure we’ll be hearing any day now about how ugly the Obama’s kids are

Give it time. I’m sure you’re right.

Of course, nary a word from that brigade about the hard-partying slatterns of the past eight years. Much better to go after the Stanford grad who’s stayed out of trouble (and you can be sure that if she hadn’t, we’d have heard about it).

 
MileHi Hawkeye
 

“My goal is similar to Tom Tancredo’s”

Wanting to be an ignorant, short, stupid, worthless pile of garbage is indeed a worthy goal for a troll.

 
 

Now that Michelle Malkin has gona all politically correct on us – since it suits her for the moment – I wonder how she feels about the liberal media(TM) giving John McCain a pass on a certain offensive word he sometimes uses to describe his Vietnamese captors.

And another offensive word he is said to have used for his wife.

Oh. Silly me. He’s a Republican! So he’s just “straight- talkin'” and that’s totally different.

 
 

Hey, Haam, how does it feel to be such a glowing example of the youth of the “Nation of Bed-Wetters” that the Republicans need you to be for their message of fear and hatred to work?

 
 

HAAM, don’t think that your non-halaal acronym will save your tender little ass from being devoured by the Islamacist hordes.

 
 

you won’t be laughing with the swarthy Mussselman hordes seizing all our oil in their occupation of al-Aska. Or the Gulf States (renamed al-Abama).

Will she laugh? Al-Aska…

I hope the mad Arab al-Gore becomes our leader; this country needs a sheik up.

 
 

Will no one rid me of that old Arab, Helen Thomas?

 
 

Will the SN! hamsters kindly run the skimmer? The scum is suffocating the pond.

 
 

As for John McCain’s offensive words, and other adventures…I drove those into the ground at my humble lil’ blog here, here, here, here, and here.

 
 

I can’t wait till the scary mooselims come a comquerin

south of the mason dixon.

Al-Abama, never happen.

 
 

The map dates back to 2005. Here’s the accompanying article. It seems to be intended as sort of a joke, except not really. Paranoids seem to have difficulty with the concept of humor.

And – as always at Gates of Vienna – the comments section is deranged. For example:
This nightmare scenario has already happened. Outsiders from the Middle-East who utterly hate western culture have already flooded Europe with hordes of enemies…. The takeover has happened. It wasn’t Arabs, and they weren’t Muslims. They are Jews.

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The thing about invading Iceland via inflatable boats – you can’t sit down, ‘cuz those scimitars’ll pop a hole in the gunwale.

Use rubber scimitars.

 
 

Could someone please take a few minutes to get really offended by HAAM’s posts before he’s reduced to jumping up onto the dining room table and peeing in the centerpiece? You can smell the desperation steaming off of him as he tries so very hard to offend and everyone around him just keeps on talking, and it’s getting kinda funky in here. Oh wow, I just noticed that the preview is updated as you type. I type letters into this little box and they appear right down there! Dude, how does it know what I’m writing before I even submit it? My mind is like totally blown now….

 
 

Use rubber scimitars.

I recommend Nerf scimitars.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

When I get elected to the Canadian parliment the days of muslims living in Christian Canada are numbered.

 
 

I can’t wait to see what horrifyingly Arabic-sounding future place name she pulls out of her ass next. Al-iechtenstein? Al-Bania?

Al-Bsure

 
 

I think America will be called al-Bundy.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys sic
 

The fact is, Canadian Parliment (sic).

I’ve decided to add sic to my name. Does anyone dare oppose me?

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Those dipshits at Vienna’s Gates… are they stupid?

the citizens of Europe were not even allowed a say in their destiny. A creature called “The Treaty of Lisbon” was whelped in Portugal and will now proceed to swallow the countries of Europe and digest them. What this metabolic process produces no one can really know, though we can see through the mists something de Gaulle lusted for: a united Europe and Arabia. This mess will be ugly, producing no end of wars and conflicts.

Maybe they didn’t notice, but the last 1000 years of European history have been nothing but wars and conflicts. The peace since WW2 has been an anomaly and a unified Europe, as it exists today, is unprecedented in the history of the continent. Maybe Europeans, as a whole, are tired of 10 centuries of blood baths, and want something different. Nah, it must be Teh Elites, forcing a federated Europe down the throat of all those helpless nationalists.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Note to Lord Gary Ruppert: My kill file hides any post with the name “Gary Ruppert” in it, so if you’re being brilliant, I’m not seeing it. Use a different name for teh funny.

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

Gates of Vienna commentaters bring the larfs: “Multiculturism does not work in North America, western Europe or western civilization. ”

Indeed, and that’s why Mexican food will never be popular in the United States.

 
 

A creature called “The Treaty of Lisbon” was whelped in Portugal and will now proceed to swallow the countries of Europe and digest them.

Also known as “The Treaty to increase the power of the elected European Parliament and of member-state parliaments, relative to the unelected E.U. Council”.

 
 

Those dipshits at Vienna’s Gates… are they stupid?

Intensely paranoid. They genuinely believe that evil Muslim hordes are on the march and will soon swallow Europe. Visiting that site is like crawling into someone else’s bad acid trip.

 
 

Come on.

Yurp is so not going to survive the brown infidel onslaught.

“Estimates of the number of Muslims in France vary widely. A poll released in 2007 placed it at 3% of the population,[1] while in 2006 the U.S. Department of State placed it at about 10%.[2] The CIA World Factbook places it at 5-10%.[3] In 2000, the French Ministry of the Interior estimated the total number of people born into Islam as 4.1 million and converts as about 40,000. Estimates of numbers of Muslims, and the alleged dangers in the housing projects of the suburbs by the Renseignements Généraux, the intelligence agency, have often been criticized. Critics in particular are the Monde diplomatique and the Canard Enchaîné.”

“Islam is the second largest religion in the United Kingdom with a total of 1,591,000, (or 2.8% of the total population) Muslims.[1] Most Muslims in Britain are immigrants from South Asia, in particular Pakistan, Bangladesh and India, or are descendants of immigrants from that area.”

“Owing to work migration of the 1960s and several waves of political refugees since the 1970s, Islam became a visible religion in Germany. As of 2006, there are 3.3 million Muslims (4.0% of the population). Of these, 1.0 million are German citizens (1.3%).”

All quotes taken from wikipedia for the sake of expedience.

Yep.

Them Yurpeenz’re doomed.

And we’ll be fightin’ ’em here next if we don’t clap harder!

 
Johnny Coelacanth
 

More Gates of Vienna comment goodness:

“One important factor is the fertility of the minority group. If you import Mexicans, for instance, they’ll outbreed the natives and take over. OTOH, other ethnic groups (Europeans,for instance) have a more stable population and are therefore less invasive.”

So, Europeans are an ethnic group now. And Mexicans are similar to cockroaches, apparently.

 
 

Why couldn’t it have been the Treaty of Lesbos?

That would rock.

So, one could say, if they were felling poetic, that the Gates of Vienna is, perchance… the Front of the Coming Storm? A shade wordy; I’m going to think of some way to shorten that into something punchy and one word and noun-y.

 
 

‘Invasive’… it sounds like they’re talking about microbes. Damn, these fuckers creep me out.

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

European nations need to deport all their raghead immigrants and keep anymore from entering.

Europe is Christian land. Muslims do not belong there. I really don’t see why you people don’t understand this simple truth.

 
 

I, for one, look forward to our new muslim overlords.

Perhaps they shall let me live in al-Bundia.

 
 

“Islam in Spain has had a fundamental presence in the culture and history of the nation. The religion was dominant in southern Spain from 711 until 1492 under the rule of the Arabs and Moors of al-Andalus. For key historical dates, see Timeline of the Muslim presence in the Iberian peninsula. As of 2007, an estimated over 1 million Muslims are living in Spain. Pop. 45,200,737.”

“According to the Instituto Nacional de Estatística (the National Statistical Institute of Portugal), there were, according to the 1991 Census, 9134 Muslims in Portugal, about 0.1% of the total population. Most of the Muslim population originates from the former Portuguese overseas provinces of Guinea-Bissau and Mozambique, most of the latter having their origin in the Indian subcontinent.”

“Muslims represent today 1.4% of Italy’s population, a percentage much lower than that of other major EU countries, and still slightly lower than that recorded in Italy between the middle of the 9th century and the end of the 13th century, before the removal of the last Muslim strongholds in Puglia in year 1300.”

All quotes taken from wikipedia for the sake of expedience.

Three former Muslim conquests.

None with more than 2% of the population being Muslim.

Doomed. Doomed to eternal Eastern barbarism.

We’re next.

 
 

“Europe is Christian land. Muslims do not belong there. I really don’t see why you people don’t understand this simple truth.”

Irony, they name is Iraq.

*sigh* I vote HAAM to be banned simply due to bandwidth abuse. Yes, you’re a troll kiddy / repetitive ‘satirist’. ragheads ragheads hate hate heartland McCain’s massive cock. We get it. We don’t need 20 posts every damn thread of the same crap repackaged in a different character length.

 
 

Man, what the fuck did Michelle Obama say or do that pissed off these people so badly?

I had been asking myself this very same question about Hillary Clinton throughout the ’90s. What was the casual remark, the insensitive seating arrangement at the dining table, the awkward public appearance that caused them to label her a witch, a lesbo, a feminazi, a harsh ambitious cunt? (let’s leave the 2008 campaign out of it, please) ? The answer, of course, is NOTHING. All she did to earn their slander was to marry the guy who’s running as the Democratic candidate.

They pulled this shit with Teresa Heinz Kerry, too.

 
 

Italy’s misnamed in that map. It should be called al-Dente.

 
 

Think of the black plague that swept across Europe during the 14th century. It has unfortunately returned.

How so? just exactly what do you fucking mean?

 
 

I’m considering a run for the Canadian parliment. My goal is similar to Tom Tancredo’s. To bring awareness to the fact that Canada has a muslim problem that needs to be addressed.

Have at it, buddy, and good luck. Get all your friends to empty their bank accounts and contribute. contribute your own money. Mortgage your house for the effort. Good luck!!!!

[snicker]

 
Homosexuals are aids monkeys
 

What do I mean. I mean that just as the plague destroyed Europe during the 14th century, muslim immigration will destroy Europe in the 21st only this time permanently because at least Europeans in the middle ages loved and feared God enough to produce children rather than let their population age to death. Islam is incompatible with Western society. As different as European nations are from one another their main similarity is that they don’t blow themselves up in marketplaces like their new immigrants are so keen on.

 
 

Is anyone else curious as to how the Czech Republic got to remain neutral?

Prague rocks. It never got bombed so it is a place of incredible medieval beauty. Prague Castle and the surrounding religious and political complex are arguably the finest royal buildings in Europe. Great place to watch hockey and drink the local green thistle beer–smells exactly like dope. Skoda are among the top automobile and heavy equipment manufacturers on the continent.

But how did the Czechs maintain their neutrality?

Last minute arms negotiation with Gibraltar?

Blackmail of an EU Secretary?

Promise to capture, try and imprison the US and UK leadership responsible for illegal wars of aggression?

I’m going with Gibraltar. They’re right across the way from…THEM. An Achilles heel if ever there were one.

 
 

*sigh* I vote HAAM to be banned simply due to bandwidth abuse. Yes, you’re a troll kiddy / repetitive ’satirist’.

I think that HAAM is pretty certainly the same tedious asshole as Saul/ Bastian Booger/Chris St. James/Mat McMahon and so on. He seems to be an adolescent. Whatever name he uses, his only purpose is to stir up shit.

Yeah, I’d love to see him banned. My guess is that he hangs out here because he’s been banned everywhere else.

 
 

al-Baniaaaa
al-Baniaaaa
You border on the Adriatic…

 
 

Why waste energy banning someone so obviously emotionally and intellectually crippled?

HAAM is screaming out for someone to love them–for their mind.

For whatever bizarre reason, they’ve chosen this forum to conduct their search for happiness.

That’s why it’s so sad and yet so comical.

 
 

What do I mean. I mean that just as the plague destroyed Europe during the 14th century, muslim immigration will destroy Europe in the 21st only this time permanently because at least Europeans in the middle ages loved and feared God enough to produce children rather than let their population age to death. Islam is incompatible with Western society.

Oh, well, I’m glad you explained yourself. Of course, that’s a really stupid and inoperable parallel, but I suppose that doesn’t matter to you.

A) the plague didn’t destory Europe. Hello? Europe is/was alive and well.

B) People still produce children

C) The children people produce are not reproductions of their parents’ religious or political views.

D) All people age to death. There ain’t not such thing as immunity.

fuckin’ idiot troll.

 
Lawnguylander
 

Finally, in case you were wondering, Crazy Pammy is still out of her goddamn mind.

And if you said to yourself, oh fuck no, I’m not visiting that fucking train wreck of a site again and didn’t click on the link, you can go check out her new vlog. Can’t stomach that either? Alright then, here’s a screencap for you instead. Yep, still crazy.

 
 

It’s a holiday in Al-Bania
It’s Dhimmified Europe
It’s a holiday in Al-Bania
I don’t think you will cope

 
 

Maps are great. Future maps are even better. I once made a map in High Sc… ELEMENTARY School, that had Cobra taking over half the US with only the brave folks in the Pacific Northwest holding out. Arrows of attacks, counter attacks, shifting battle lines, Lady J’s and the Baroness’ boobs soon turned the map into a mass of scribbles.

Thing is, I grew out of this some time in colle- MORE ELEMENTARY School, and never thought of it as a basis for foreign policy.

 
 

Finally, in case you were wondering, Crazy Pammy is still out of her goddamn mind.

how is that investigation of her hubby coming? She might have to start working for a living here soon.

 
 

Yep, still crazy.

The amazing thing is, if you turn the sound off and just look at the vlog, you can still tell she’s crazy. The Captain Queeg thing with her hands gives it away.

 
 

Btw, Lady Lymph Node left out the Sultanate of Swing.

 
 

I had been asking myself this very same question about Hillary Clinton throughout the ’90s I remember it clearly, she didn’t bake cookies, the lesbian, man hating fascist.

As for the map, I object to the “al-Bioin’, what about the Celts, do we not get our own little Emirate? Good luck with banning alcohol though?

 
 

Oh my God, and just when I’d managed to forget Pam existed, too.

(Michelle’s mom never told her that her face would freeze that way…poor dear!)

 
 

Comedy Gold.

 
 

If they’re worried about demography, what the hell makes them think Russia doesn’t have any problems? That’s incredibly stupid.

 
 

Heil Hitler!

 
 

Wait, the commies are back?

 
 

I for one don’t see the Shia and Sunni putting aside killing each other long enough for them to go about taking over the world.

 
 

If they’re worried about demography, what the hell makes them think Russia doesn’t have any problems? That’s incredibly stupid.

Seriously. Aren’t these the same people who are always freaking out about Chechnya being part of a global Muslimist conspiracy? Oh wait… I’ll bet Putin killed them all in 2020. No wonder Nixon admired Russia so much, they get shit done.

 
 

Thanks for this post, Master!

I was just wondering if you meant this foux da fa fa?

 
 

Oh, Switzerland, won’t you EVER just pick a side?!

 
 

What’s with this 2067 stuff anyway? I thought the Rapture was supposed to happen any day now?

 
 

HAAM, I sure am glad you’re enjoying your pie.

Thank Jeebus for teh Greasemonkey…

 
 

…what the hell makes them think Russia doesn’t have any problems?

They’re counting on Russia continuing its violent repression of the brown ones… and perhaps dropping a nuke on Iran or something which will, of course, stop the flood of rampaging hordes.

‘Cuz you know violence and killing loads of innocent people always works in Crazy World!

 
not even an mba
 

Muslim population in Canada? They’ve already taken Al-berta because that’s where all the oil is. They probably got there by air lifting agents via Al-Italia.

 
 

Let’s say you had candidate A who proposed a program that would round up all American citizen between the ages of 16 and 24, brainwash them into hating brown people, infect them with rabies, ship them to the Middle East, arm them with rusty forks and loose them onto the general population. And yeah, he wants to nuke Michigan too.

Candidate B was a Democrat, and garnered many endorsements from people that Pammy doesn’t like due to his, you know, not being a sociopath.

Given Pammy’s logic, she would have to back candidate A.

 
 

1. Mysogeny toward Clinton has been unbelievably widespread and, somehow, unacknowledged. Clinton die-hards (like my beloved wife) are rightly outraged both by how common and insiduous the bias against Clinton’s gender is and by how the MSM basically doesn’t admit it exits. Racism is acknowledged, but it’s far less allowable in common discourse as far as I can see.

In support of this, I find the general media treatment of Michelle Obama to be similar to the way Hillary was treated in 91-92. She’s uppity, shrill, angry, not a good wife and mother. The smear of her is all about being a professional woman with strong opinions, being black is just a bonus flaw, it’s her feminist side that is under attack.

2. None of that really has anything to do with Obama, just as the racist issues have nothing to do with Clinton. The campaigns aren’t a core part of either the Mysogeny against Clinton or racist smears of Obama. Frankly both campaigns have been pretty high-minded, Clinton’s toughest attacks don’t come close to the crap Bush/Rove threw at McCain. I did find when Hill labeled Obama “elitist” she shot her own party in the face, because the right will now repeat “well Hillary Clinton said it” ad nauseum to defend their usual smear of elitist liberals. If Hill wins, guess who the most elite and liberal politician in America will be? Hillary Clinton, no doubt. Other than that one gaffe, I don’t see either campaign as having done anything illegitimate.

3. Obama’s the candidate, Hillary’s already giving signals she’s ready to deal with that. While the huge anger both side’s most passionate supporters have for each other is understandable, I think it’s misplaced. The only real problem is that both candidates have incredible bases of die-hard support, either of which could take the general election, but one of which is going to lose the primary. Obama supporters shouldn’t blame Clinton for having such a strong campaign, and vice versa.

 
 

Whoops posted in the wrong thread, sorry.

 
 

HAAM = tldr.

 
 

Since these guys have a record of mixing fiction and reality, I wonder how much time it will take Pam Atlas and her friends to get all insane about the new justice video ( http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x58z2a_justice-stress-official-video_music ) as if it were somehow proof that France is doomed.

 
 

It just struck me that a 59-year timeframe on your predictions pretty much leaves you off the hook for being accurate. I mean, if you are over 30, you’ll most likely be dead before your lunatic ideas predictions can be disproven.

The other idea I had as I enjoyed the weather up here today is that the crazed baron and his ‘lady’ (and if I could write that word the way Jerry Lewis can say it, I would) are trying for immortality via the Nostradamus route.

Sure, Nostradamus is dead, but at least he’s famous!

 
 

Lady Lymph Node provides us with this awesome map of what Europe will look like 50 years from now after the moon-worshiping dusk-devils take over her beloved Europe:

Soooo tired of this tripe. Women usually choose quality over quantity if given half the chance. That’s why American women raising children have abortions. That’s why European Muslim women will continue using BC and have abortions themselves.

French births soar:

The first is that for a Europe that is worried about too few children being born to support the fast-growing numbers of elderly retirees, it suggests that public policy can make a difference. France now pays any mother with a third child about $1,200 in child support, along with massive discounts on train and public transport and subsidized day care. These incentives seem to work.

The second development to note is that INED, France’s National Institute of Demographic Studies, has done some detailed research and concluded that France’s immigrant population is responsible for only 5 percent of the rise in the birthrate and that France’s population would be rising anyway even without the immigrant population.

That is important in a country where the number of immigrants from traditionally Muslim countries and their French-born children and grandchildren is now reckoned to be more than 6 million from a total population of 60.7 million. The anti-immigration Front National Party has claimed the rise in births came from Muslims, who were thus on track to become an eventual majority, and this appears not to be the case.

In fact in France, like everywhere else in Europe, the birthrate among immigrant mothers drops quickly toward the local norm in less than two generations.

Not that any of this makes a difference. For some, war and the political threat the Other poses are crack cocaine.

 
 

Farrakhan and his dear friend Reverend Wright, Obama’s spiritual guru, is a vile Jew hater.

His previous outwardly ties to the pali cause His previous outwardly ties to the pali cause has been quashed…

Apparently, in Pammy’s made-up universe, subject-verb agreement is an elitist notion only employed by secret Muslims. Good thing she wasn’t subject to standards-based testing (which she undoubtedly demands for all the shifty Messicans despoiling our public schools) while she was in school.

 
 

Lileks posts two photos of carved stone faces and bleats that they have been ‘glowering’ over the street. The problem? One of them is a smiling sun face.

50% fail.

OMG! Maybe that’s his problem! He can’t tell a smile from a ‘glower’!

 
 

Oh shit my bad. Lileks mentioned the smile. Oh well. He’s still stupid!

 
 

Haha! “Al- Skandia”! Jesus’ sandals!

 
 

[…] No! Appears to be trying to end its BlogBitchSlapFight with Lambert, just in time to put up this awesome post recapping the Wingnut Nostradamus’s prophecy on the fall of Europe, map […]

 
 

Okay, the map WAS funny … I mean, the way the art of the insane is sometimes funny … oh, but the troll.

Oh. My. Funking. GOD.
Yesyesyesyesyes YES.
Run for Parliament.
PRETTY please, run run run run, da do run do run.
It’s your DESTINY to be an MP!
PROMISE me you’ll run for Parliament – on EXACTLY the BRILLIANT points you’ve been puking up on this thread – & don’t forget to hock your Commodore 64 or whatever it is you have to keep wiping your spirochete-contaminated sputum off of, for lots of BIG newspaper ads to enlighten all of us poor ignint Canuckistanis about the Impending Evil Reign Of The Neo-Caliphate. I just bet a LOT of us are getting tired of all those “ragheads” as you so sensitively describe them – what better time to march to Canadian elctoral triumph for the Great Judeo-Christian Heritage than 2008?

We can’t see the LOGIC & laserlike INTUITION of your point because you’re not running for Parliament yet – because everyone knows MPs are totally trustworthy & infallible – so what’s stopping you?!?
DO IT FAGGOT.
Hard to even type now, I’m laughing so friggin’ hard.

BTW, I think reading the Koran is one of the 7 Paths to Heaven in Islam: only 6 more to go – good for you!

 
 

In lieu of a new thread — and inspired by the “Sultanate of France” — I feel obliged to type in some Wire lyrics…

Painted statues in underground streams
With invitations to the Pharaoh’s dream
They stare at themselves, there’s a need to be seen
Walking mirrors in the Pharaoh’s harem

And here they come
The queen of Ur
And the king of Um

Tainted Matthews in car-key relations
Gilt invitations to the blue queen’s ball
They stare at themselves, there’s a need to be seen
Talking pillars in the blue queen’s hall

Fading tattoos of empty stations
Great expectations at Vince’s loyal mince
They stare at each other, there’s a need to be seen
Crack-head mirrors, licking the soiled mint

Olympic statues from terminal stations
Sifting invitations to the market floor
Steering into the future, it pays to be seen
Polishing mirrors, keeping the score

A babbling gaggle, a scrabbling rabble
Fighting invitations to the emperor’s shilling
They stare through themselves, there’s nothing to see
Hand-picked recruits for ghostly pursuit

 
 

Except for HAAM and Gary Ruppert on principle, all you guys on this thread are invited to my house for dinner.

You’re so funny, I’ll just pass the food and let you rip (in a verbal way, of course).

Al-imentary canal event.

 
 

Best comment thread ever, or at least lately.

 
 

To this HAAM guy,

When I first saw this guy in here, I thought he was just a parody troll and kinda chuckled at him. The more I’ve seen his rantings, the more offended I am by his moniker. (as a gay man with an HIV+ partner who constantly has to worry about even the slightest infection and who has to constantly battle to get adequate healthcare, his moniker is really starting to offend me) Now, I almost never support banning someone; we usually have a lot of fun with the actual wingnuts that come in here but tell you what HAAM; change your moniker or I’ll petition the proprietors of this site to have you banned entirely. As far as I’m concerned, you can post here all you want but I’m not going to put up with your highly offensive name anymore.

 
 

HAAM:

feared God enough to produce children rather than let their population age to death. Islam is incompatible with Western society.

Which, apparently, might not actually be an inherently bad thing.

 
 

Just had a look at Pammy’s wierdness. Could it be…is she a negress?
And why a swim suit, is that, like, her trademark or something?

 
 

I can’t wait to see what horrifyingly Arabic-sounding future place name she pulls out of her ass next. Al-iechtenstein? Al-Bania?

Al-Bsure

Al-Uminum

Al-BertoVO5

Al-OneAgain (Naturally)

 
 

Pammy is 31 flavors of crazy.

 
 

I can’t believe how many people here thought it appropriate to respond to someone who calls himself “homosexuals are aids monkeys”.

The choice of such a deliberately offensive name obviously shows that this person is not commenting out of a desire to participate in a rational discussion, but rather in response to psychological problems that I’d just as soon not waste my time with.

I think we all might spend our time better if we responded to people with something to contribute to the conversation.

 
 

I can’t be the only one to note that Europe, and indeed any land except for the Rift Valley of Africa, is a “land of immigrants”. Cause we, y’know, migrated there and set up shop.

Of course, Europe is also a land of mutants. Fucking white freaks.

 
 

I ain’t bowin’ to our Moozlim overlords ’til they designate a land of al-Fresco.

 
 

Thanks for the link to crazy Pammy’s website. I didn’t realize one of the Muslim hordes she wanted to kill was that dangerous “extremist” Edward Said. (Too late for her to torture or murder him now, however).

Pammy’s shocked, SHOCKED that 61% of Jews support Obama! She must be shocked that Jews were involved in the 50s-60s civil rights movement and didn’t wish to keep the Schwarzers in their place as maids and butlers.

 
 

[…] than you can imagine. Evidence, the map over at this fine post from Sadly, No!. Read the whole thing, but as well as introducing the best title for a blog post ever, […]

 
 

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[…] oh-dear-God-should-I-laugh-or-cry is found at Sadly, No! by way of Fistful of Euros. It’s the halp-halp-the-scary-Muslims-are-coming-BOGGA BOGGA […]

 
 

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