The fact is I wouldn’t fuck Kaye Grogan with Annie Angel’s dick.

Only in our dreams, Gavin, in our dreams…

I did not have sex with that woman . . . Kaye Grogan. (lights cigar)

That may very well be the FIRST time in history that I clicked on one of your linkies and enjoyed it.

That was a hoot!

But what’s it got to do with that grogan “woman”?

Meantime, I think I’ll watch it again…

mikey

Somehow, this pic seems tasteful, and appropriate.

“There needs to be a law passed where any person who disrespects the “Office of the Presidency” by making false accusations and spreading deliberate rumors about the president, should be charged with a felony or at the very least a high misdemeanor.”
— Kaye Grogan

I totally agree with Kaye!

I, too, wholeheartedly agree with Kaye.

I did fuck Kaye Grogan, so I always agree with her.

Uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp. Huh? Oh, me too.

Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe should have taken his marbles and went home a long time ago.

Doesn’t that site have an editor? Oh, never minds.

Kaye has many published poems

Where are they? I can’t find them on the Internets.

In my present reduced state I couldn’t even remember who Kaye Grogan is/was/wants to be. So fo course I….

Hey, #2!

Sadly, No! » The Greatest Kaye Grogan Column EVERJun 3, 2005 … I was going to make fun of WorldNetDaily today, but that was before Kaye Grogan’s latest column grabbed my balls and permanently lodged them …
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/001371.html – 65k – Cached – Similar pages

Totally awesome doodz.

I won’t fuck Kay Groaning. At least not until we are married.

Where are they? I can’t find them on the Internets.

When she started blogging they ran away and hid, owing to a surfeit of embarrassment.

I started reading this and thought: who is insane and out of touch with reality crankjob? Then I say the 2004 date stamp…

That skanky hole? No way. Even we won’t go near it. She’d give me crotch crickets.

Are you sure Grogan doesn’t work at the DOJ?

I bet her poetry is even better than Ashcroft’s song-writing. .

Heh. That picture of her with the article Gavin linked. She’s got mega-church hair. She looks like Naomi Judd’s older, bitter spinster sister.

Bush 43: the Bushening

A president named George Bush proclaimed
A crusade against Saddam Hussein:
“He’s got WMDs
And hates democracy.
To fail to take out Saddam would be lame.”

From The Selected Works of Kaye Grogan, Vol. 1

Kaye Grogan is a freelance writer who lives in Virginia. She writes, produces, and hosts a daily commentary called “Viewpoint” on her local radio station. She has written op-eds and articles for the Daily Republican newspaper. She also writes editorials for online newspapers and local papers.

Kaye has many published poems, one published book, and has been featured in a popular woman’s national magazine. She is currently working on two books for children. Her hobbies include photography and she has won photo contests all over the world.

She’s a funcking genius, there isn’t any question about that.

I wouldn’t fuck Kaye Grogan with Ann Coulter’s strap-on.

Hey, mikey!

I hear you’re a “freelance writer.”

“But when young pliant teens see people such as Senator John Kerry, Ted Kennedy, and Richard Clarke, etc., administering dishonorable and ambidextrous motivational charges against the president, trying to make political headway and galvanize or provoke ant-Bush hatred, this is not healthy, and it could present a national security problem and could put the life of the president in jeopardy and great danger.”

From the left OR the right.

Also, Bush hatred among the ants hardly needs people like Kennedy or Clarke to provoke it. And not just the ants–sit down with a couple millipedes and you’ll get an earful!

On a lighter note, please enjoy this:

HNN Poll: 61% of Historians Rate the Bush Presidency Worst

http://hnn.us/articles/48916.html

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, Mr. Wonderful, it is obscene naivety.

800 years from now, when Islam finally joins the rest of the world in the real world, George Bush will be considered by the intellectuals of the day to be a true Prophet.

Haven’t you heard? History will judge him kindly.

He said so himself.

I fucked Kaye Grogan’s hair.

Sadly’s Back in Town!

I think you still might score higher if you’d fucking say what you mean, and stop teasing with the We’re F*cking Kaye Grogan

Only 57.2% of the pages on this website contain cussing?

That’s a fucking disgrace.

#

John O said,

April 4, 2008 at 3:00

Hey, mikey!

I hear you’re a “freelance writer.”

Umm, no.

Freelance astronaut, sure, and independent contract philosopher, anytime.

Amateur pharmacologist and hourly armorer, absolutely.

People persuaded, debts collected, lives ruined, property destroyed, parties patrolled and families broken up.

Corporate and University terms available, travel optional….

mikey

Kaye put a lot of emphasis on the pliant and ambidextrous young people and the headway they’re making, as if it’s really weighing on her mind. Wait, how old were you four years ago?

Astronaut?
Oh, mikey.
I’m sorry, but I follow the lead of the Upright Citizens Brigade when it comes to astronauts. I loathe astronauts. If you’re so eager to get off the Earth why don’t you stay off it?
The planet Earth, love it or leave it.

Diff, of all people!

I regularly travel to another place.

Usually on weekends, in front of a bonfire on the beach.

And of all others, I’d have expected you to identify. Indeed, I’d expect you’d be a fine copilot….

mikey

President Bush may be our Nation’s Head of Government, but under the Constitution he is also our Nation’s Head of State.

Now let me educate you liberals about the difference between a Head of Government and a Head of State of which our President is both.

In our ally Great Britain the Head of Government is the Prime Minister who is currently Gordon Brown. As Head of Government he is in charge of running the Government of Great Britain, all Executive Power in Britain is invested in him. Now compare the differences between the Prime Minister’s speech before the British House of Commons to the President’s annual State of the Union Address. In the President’s State of the Union Address the President gives his speech and nobody else says a word, they simply applause when he is finished speaking. Now compare this to the Prime Minister’s speech before the British House of Commons. They routinely interupt him and ask questions and hurl insults at him. They are entitled to do so because as Head of Government he represents the Government of Great Britain.

Now compare this to the Queen of England. While the Queen cannot speak politics, neither can anyone speak negatively of her, for she is the Head of State whom represents the Nation of Great Britain. To speak negatively of her in any fashion would be considered unPatriotic.

So, you see a Nation’s Head of Government represents the Nation’s Government and is free to be critisized. Where as a Nation’s Head of State represents the Nation State and to critisize that person is considerd and is indeed unPatriotic.

Under our Constitution our President is both Head of Government and Head of State. So he has the best of both worlds. He at once has the Executive Authority of the Head of Government and the Symbolic representation of Nationhood invested in a Head of State. So yes as Head of State it should be a federal crime to publicly and falsely accuse the President of war crimes.

You got us all wrong, mikey.

I’ll take a spin with you any time.

Fantastic satire, Matt!

I think the S,N! folks have another contributor.

Wow! I guess that little radio station she does shit at (and by shit, I’m pretty sure I mean shit) must operate under something other than the First Amendment. Where was she during the period 1992-2000? Probably looking for more panties to sniff, dead guys pin on the Clintons and anything else she could come up with.

What a total fascist, or is that Stalinist? Zeig heil KAY GROGAN!

Wow! We’s gots ourselfs a new troll. And a most amusing one, too.

Who knew that our beloved Constitution is actually all wrong since it ain’t British?

Learn something new every day!

Sorry, I was going to ask what the fuck is up with that laugh track?

So, you see a Nation’s Head of Government represents the Nation’s Government and is free to be critisized. Where as a Nation’s Head of State represents the Nation State and to critisize that person is considerd and is indeed unPatriotic.

Under our Constitution our President is both Head of Government and Head of State. So he has the best of both worlds. He at once has the Executive Authority of the Head of Government and the Symbolic representation of Nationhood invested in a Head of State. So yes as Head of State it should be a federal crime to publicly and falsely accuse the President of war crimes.

So, GarySaulMattRugged, when President Obama occupies that very same constitutional position, will you commit, right now, this very moment, to withhold any and all questions and challenges to his authority?

mikey

Dimensional travel is a whole different thing, mikey. You don’t really leave the Earth’s gravitational field so much temporarily learn how to bounce on it like a trampoline.

Doodle Bean- I think the music is taken from a bit Sarah Silverman did on Jimmy Kimmel’s trainwreck of a show, probably the laughter came with it.

“I fucked Kaye Grogan’s hair”

The fact is, I had that same thought. How unfortunate..

Falsely.

he said FALSELY accuse a President of war crimes.

So if they’re true it should be hunky-dory, right?

While the Queen cannot speak politics, neither can anyone speak negatively of her, for she is the Head of State whom represents the Nation of Great Britain. To speak negatively of her in any fashion would be considered unPatriotic.

You reading this, Flying Rodent? A little bit less of the “Fuck Her Majesty with a sideways caber!”, please. Try to show a little more respect for the House of Battenberg.

“Too astute to suit.” Dig it.

Frankly, the most amazing thing is that she spelled “jeopardy” correctly.

Now go police your own selves.

I agree 100% with Kaye and Matt McMahon. Neither of which have I fucked.

It’s too bad, because if anyone could use a good dicking it’s her.

So, GarySaulMattRugged, when President Obama occupies that very same constitutional position, will you commit, right now, this very moment, to withhold any and all questions and challenges to his authority?

The fact is, I will not.

OT, but this just in:
http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/12/boy-survives-mo.html

Dimensional travel is a whole different thing, mikey. You don’t really leave the Earth’s gravitational field so much temporarily learn how to bounce on it like a trampoline.

Ooohhh.

This is imagery I shall take with me on my next trip up to Sea Ranch…

mikey

Smoking mirrors?

wow.

Smoking mirrors, holy shit. Come on, there’s no such person as “Kaye Grogan”. That’s Colbert or something, fucking with us.

I fucked Steve Grogan … wait, that wasn’t me, that was Mike Singletary.

Kaye put a lot of emphasis on the pliant and ambidextrous young people and the headway they’re making,
Tigrismus, the pliancy of the young people — the litheness of their buff adolescent bodies — is a crucial part of their impressionable nature. That is the only reason why Kaye mentions their lissom teen-age flesh, glistening with sweat during their work-outs.

And feck you, Firefox Spell-check — “Lissom” is so a word.

“Lissom” is so a word.

‘S’gotta be.

Hell, I’ve got wood…

mikey

“Colbert or something, fucking with us.”
“I fucked Steve Grogan … wait, that wasn’t me, that was Mike Singletary.”
“…. agree 100% with Kaye and Matt McMahon. Neither of which have I fucked”…..
“A little bit less of the “Fuck Her Majesty with a sideways caber!”, “…
“I fucked Kaye Grogan’s hair.”
“I won’t fuck Kay Groaning. At least not until we are married.”

If we’re goin’ there , we might as well go here.

I must confess. I don’t understand any of this. However, I did just get through watching the seminal spaghetti western Django and that scene where all the night riders are lined up to whip Django’s ass and he pulls out a goddamn machine gun from that coffin he was dragging around?

That scene is awesome.

oops . I didn’t watch the video first

This one intrigues me:

http://www.renewamerica.us/columns/grogan/061222

One has to wonder if it’s about the “True Meaning of Christmas Under Fire” or the “True Meaning of Christmas Under Fire.” But one would have to be a stronger man than I to find out.

If we’re goin’ there , we might as well go here.

This one’s better.

You bloggers are the height of incivility. It is crass and disgusting to galumph about, impugning the character of this fine woman. This is why writing should be left to professionals, and to the unemployably overeducated like myself.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Oh, and buy my new book!

Kaye has many published poems, one published book,

Kaye *owns* many published poems, and one published book, which we’re not sure she’s read.

It remains uncoloured.

she has won photo contests all over the world

…or at least all over Okamolla County.

I wouldn’t fuck Kaye Grogan with Ann Coulter’s strap-on.

And what makes you think Ann Coulter needs a strap on?

Matt would seem to disagree with Thomas Jefferson who thought that the Alien and Sedition Acts were unconstitutional. But then who would take TJ’s beliefs over Matts?

There needs to be a law passed where any person who disrespects the “Office of the Presidency” by making false accusations and spreading deliberate rumors about the president, should be charged with a felony or at the very least a high misdemeanor.

That doesn’t go far enough, goddammit. Grogan’s a fucking wimp.

There needs to be a law passed where any person should be charged with a felony.

Ah, much better.

Young pliant teens need to engulf the conservative population to entice dishonorable and ambidextrous voters, but President Bush can’t seem to grasp Senator Kennedy’s congressional member.

Well, it’s not called a grogan for nothin’, I suppose.

Kaye Grogan and I have a special thing.

To talk about it with you would diminish its ethereal warmth and glow.

Oh my, oh my. My first offical Pedant’s Patrol action!

Smut, try “lissome.” Wish I had been here to catch it right away.

And don’t go givin me none of that furreen spelling shit.

Did anyone write ‘fuck’ yet, by the way? The stats are slipping.

Maybe I shouldn’t bring this up, but…

* The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else.
Theodore Roosevelt
Kansas City Star (1918-05-07)

Once upon a time, there actually were Republicans that weren’t batshit crazy, or at least not in a bad way.

It was a typo! I’m ill! I have an evil keyboard!

Fcuk.

Good call, justme. My partner was, in his sig a while back, excerpting that very TR citation. Great stuff.

When Grogan gets ants in her bush, it’s a national security problem, ok.

Hey everybody! What’s going on in here?

“Her hobbies include photography and she has won photo contests all over the world.”

He collection of self-portraits can be seen at ImageFap.

“administering dishonorable and ambidextrous motivational charges against the president”

ENGLISH

You’re doing it wrong.

Judas!

While the Queen cannot speak politics, neither can anyone speak negatively of her, for she is the Head of State whom represents the Nation of Great Britain. To speak negatively of her in any fashion would be considered unPatriotic.

Thanks, oh great scholar for that great insight into the constitutional arrangements of ‘The United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland’. Any laws about calling the Queen an inbred, blood sucking asshole disappeared off the statute books, oh, about 400 years ago, not that anyone would want to say it, except, the Catholics, most Scots and quite a few (British) Republicans. But off course, I bow to your superior knowledge of such things……

As an American who remembers why America exists, let me just come forward and say fuck the Queen and the German prick she rode in on..

I’m doing Celine Dion!

/Terrence&Philip

There may have been a shift in the force tonight.

At the crazy right-wing rag I work for, they decided that the Larry Elder column was too offensive and just plain batshit insane this week. So they took it out in favor of … Helen Thomas.

Are conservatives developing a little shame?

Don’t read too much into this. Just a couple of days ago, they had no trouble with the column where Ann Coulter compared Obama to Hitler.

Just in case you missed it, Fafblog is back.

justme, I’ve always thought “Base and Servile” would be a good replacement catchphrase for FOX News’ “Fair and Balanced”. Sums them up to a tee.

Johnny,
That makes me so very happy. Oddly, I had just dropped by there a week or two ago bemoaning the loss.

kiki,
Eeeeeehhhhhhhxcellent. Yah, that little phrase stuck out to me as well for being just tooooooo apropos. Pretty descriptive of the whole reich-wing socio-political structure, really.

The fact is, you liberals accuse our president, our head of state, with crimes that you have no evidence for. This makes you liars and seditious.

However, we have much evidence of YOUR crimes. Right here in public.

I really hope there is a national emergency so the election can be cancelled and all you traiters can be rounded up.

I can’t wait until President Barry Hussein X outlaws Xtianity, and mandates gay abortions, and redirects GArY Ruppert and his home-schooled cult of traitors to the reeducation camps.

Gary Ruppert said,

However, we have much evidence of YOUR crimes. Right here in public.

So do we, Ruppert:

http://thumbsnap.com/v/DD4cql02.jpg

Gary Ruppert said,

This makes you liars and seditious.

What are seditious? I’ve never heard of a seditiou in my whole life, so how can I be one?

Matt McMahon might be on to something:

“… the Queen cannot speak [sic] politics … for she is the Head of State whom [sic] represents the Nation [sic] of Great Britain”

So we can’t criticize the head of state, but the head of state has to keeping his lying mouth shut about politics? I’m not interested in giving up my free speech rights; but if it had to happen, we could do worse than that tradeoff ….

Gary,

If you’re so down on First Amendment rights, why don’t you convert to Islam and move to Afghanistan or Iraq or Iran or Libya someplace like that where they have a repressive government and you could you join in on reporting your seditious neighbors to the state police.

I think you (and all other conservatives that talk) would be very happy in a situation like that. And freedom-loving Americans, including those in the heartland, would be happy to see you go.

“administering dishonorable and ambidextrous motivational charges against the president”

I believe that refers to flipping him off with both hands.