No one said you couldn’t enjoy peace and freedom
But do you have to be so fucking high profile about it? The answer better be no:
KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) – The U.S. government warned its citizens to keep a
low profile Monday after a car bomb hit a private American security firm,
killing up to 11 people in the deadliest attack in the Afghan capital in two
years.Three Americans died in Sunday’s attack, according to Kabul’s NATO-led
security force, up from the two fatalities initially reported by the Afghan
government.The Taliban claimed responsibility for the blast at the office of Dyncorp
Inc., which provides bodyguards for Afghan President Hamid Karzai and works
for the American government in Iraq.
Tali-what? Who the fuck are those guys?
Count Rugen: Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you in trouble someday.
Good thing we got that Saddam guy, eh? Because, as Fearless Leader likes to remind us, Americans are safer now.
Reporting from the Department of Sarcastic Obviousness,
Reporting from the Department of Sarcastic Obviousness
Is Pete there by chance? We were looking for him in the department of tr?s unfunny jokes, but they told us he was over with you.
I understood that that Taliban had been destroyed and that Afghanistan was now an American-style democracy with a super-sizing fast-food restaurant on every corner and Showtime on every television set. Isn’t that the case?
Q Just one last question on Iraq and Afghanistan.
THE PRESIDENT: Sure.
Q Is it really — it’s inconceivable that you could consider pulling out —
THE PRESIDENT: It is inconceivable.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.