If you need us, we’ll be in the corner praying that this is a joke

Because, really:

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Confetti that will dropped at the Republican Convention in Madison Square Garden features images of President George Bush (news – web sites), his wife Laura Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney (news – web sites) and his wife Lynne, and the Cheneys’ grandson Philip Perry. The pieces of confetti, measuring about one inch in diameter, were photographed in New York Monday, Aug. 30, 2004. (AP Photo/David Karp)

Thanks to Blair for the link.

 

Comments: 7

 
 
 

Somebody’s eye is gonna get poked out, just you watch…

 
 

Gee, they’ve got the Cheneys’ grandson, but not their daughter? Wonder why that could be?

 
Social Scientist
 

Too small for toilet paper.

 
 

To Mike J.
Yes Mike, it is indeed too small for toilet paper for NORMAL PEOPLE (excuse caps-italics not available, as we know). For teeny tiny scrinched up perennially constipated types like Republicans, with teeny tiny scrinched up assholes (which phrase describes the entire self of the Republican) the one-inch circle works just fine.

With the exception of the big vicious mouth, all Republican orifices are teeny tiny, which explains why they (the Neverfuck Party) are grown from test tubes, and why they?re always so full of shit.

 
 

All I can say is, “Way to go, Republicans! Spend, spend, spend, on your useless convention and its silly, expensive confetti. Better to be spending your ill-gotten gains on stuff like this than on attacking John Kerry. And you’re the party of ‘fiscal responsibility?’ Yeah, right!”

Ed

 
 

Bush-Cheney confetti: also makes a fine toilet target!

 
 

Ya know, those people–except for the baby–have trampled all over the American people. Even those delegates (read “suckers”) at the RNC in New York. I think it’s rather fitting that Bush and Co. are going to be trampled themselves, if only in effigy.

 
 

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