Wait A Second; Hillary’s Name Is Crossed Off

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Above: Roberts circa 1952


Let’s see what’s up with our old, old, old, old, old, old friend, Carey Roberts:

Obama or Clinton? White men will decide

When the letter came addressed to WHITE MAN, I assumed it was junk mail. But no, there’s a ballot inside.
 
 

 

Comments: 64

 
 
 

Whatsamata Gary, we aren’t giving you what you need?

http://gary-ruppert.dailykos.com/

 
 

I’m confused as to what Oral Roberts point is.

Don’t white men usually decide these things?

 
 

The American electorate consists of four major voting blocks: white females, white males, blacks, and hispanics

This is great news for pollsters! Life will be much easier for them now.

 
 

Wow. I realized how much Grampa Carey hated women (you only need to read a column or two to figure that out), but I didn’t realize he had it in for black people as well.

What an angry man.

 
 

It should be obligatory to post that crazy chick from the WaPo every time you post this guy’s picture.

 
 

Women and black people are all potential Lawn Defilers.

He’s not a biggot, he just wants you to GET OFF HIS LAWN!!!1!

 
 

Roberts + Swank + Grogan = AWESOME.

 
 

Having been on the receiving end of Hillary’s gender put-downs, white males wonder if Hillary’s agenda is to let them out to pasture while the pantsuits run the country….

If Barack Obama ends up winning the nomination, we will add, “No factor was more responsible for the demise of Hillary Clinton’s presidential bid than her snubbing of the white male voter.

Shorter: If the black man wins, it’s because the woman didn’t know her place.

One day quite soon, Mr. Roberts will be confined to his bed and wheelchair, and the only thing keeping him alive and comfortable will be a health care worker who is almost certainly an older woman, white or black. Whom he will whine at and insult.

 
 

203 comments in 30 minutes.

Some Kossacks can’t take the truth.

 
 

His best-known work was an exposé on Marxism and radical feminism.

It was?

 
 

Hey Gary! Most of those comments are recipes and housekeeping tips. At Kos, diaries like yours are “open threads”.

 
 

Looks like GArY has progressed from requiring only a little bit of humilation, to needing a SHIT LOAD of humiliation. I guess he is the perfect sub.

 
 

The American electorate consists of four major voting blocks: white females, white males, blacks, and hispanics

So blacks and hispanics are genderless species?

 
 

I guess race and ethnicity trumps gender, unless you’re white, in which case gender trumps race, unless you’re a white male, in which case you always vote for people just like yourself because you’re oppressed, which is in no way race or gender politics..

 
 

My brain just died. Thanks guys.

 
 

By the way, Mr. Roberts? Your gentlemen friends are waiting for you to join them.

 
 

Oh god, Gary’s ‘diary’ is hilarious. Among other things, we’re informed that Hillary is “in the lead in pledged delegates.” Additionally, Hillary brought out the knives and has begun to “slide” Obama into pieces.

It’s Gary’s Bangalore Best scaled up. 95% of the comments are completely unrelated to the post.

 
 

Hey, you know what this means? We can leave trolling comments on *his* diary, now, instead of dealing with his flaming bags of poop here.

Happily I have better things to do, like watch my fingernails grow.

 
 

Probably in less than an hour, Gare-bear’s diary will fall out of the recent diaries list, and shall then be consigned to the Dustbin of History™.

 
 

HA HA HA HA! Yaaayyy Gary! Keep it up, Brother! Your teh awesomist! Don’t let these sadlynauts keep you down, you just keep on trucking on the sunny side of the street with your bad self! The benevolent cheekbones of Ayn Rand smile upon thee! You are a god, Gary, a supreme and untouchable being of pure rightness! Oh…ha ha…can’t…hurts…sides…oooohhhh…..

 
 

Well that’s just peachy Mr. Roberts. Can you say which way will the fossilized wingnut bigot faction will vote this year? Don’t answer that.

 
 

nearly 400 comments (all pertaining to filleting him in some way or another) and 3 recs. HA!

 
 

Holy shit, how have so many people not realized that Gary Rupert is a fucking parody. He fucking admitted it in another thread and even before that it was blatantly obvious.

 
 

There’s a real Gary, but people with nothing better to do use the name as an I R N IDYIT flag.

 
 

Shalom gentlemen.

 
 

[Envying people with better things to do in any case.]

 
 

Kossacks haven’t really experienced Gary. He sure didn’t leave a tip jar.

If he had, he would’ve been HR’d into oblivion.

 
 

Howdy Saul! How the ringlets hangin’?

 
 

Holy shit, how have so many people not realized that Gary Rupert is a fucking parody. He fucking admitted it in another thread and even before that it was blatantly obvious.

There really is a real Gary. If you’ve been reading his crap for a couple of years, you know the authentic Gary from the parodies of Gary.

 
 

Earth to Carey: Grant Wood needs you back in his painting.

 
 

If you’ve been reading his crap for a couple of years, you know the authentic Gary from the parodies of Gary.

These days they all look the same to me – “I like pie!”

Gary was a very late addition to the pie filter, because he was pretty amusing until a month or two ago.

 
 

The bottom line is, John McCain is going to win the November election by a landslide. He is a Moderate Conservative Patriot who is smart, capable and with alot of needed experience in the military and politics. I predict (you mark my words on this one) that in addition to the 31 States that Bush won in 2004, McCain is also going to win New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan. New Hampshire is a Independent Libertarian State where John McCain is very popular I predict he will win New Hampshire with 52% of the vote. Pennsylvania with the exceptions of the Pittsburg and Philidalphea metropolitan areas is a Socially Conservative Rural State. It also has an idependent streak and a reputation as a Swing State. Because Pennsylvania is a Socially Conservative Swing State and because McCain is very popular amongst Independent voters I predict McCain will carry Pennsylvania with 51% of the vote. The States of Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan have become much more Conservative and Republican over the years and are now decisive Swing States. I predict that McCain will carry Wisconsin with 52%, Minnesota with 51%, and Michigan with 51%. So all in all you mark my words, I predict a 36 State landslide victory for McCain in November.

 
 

These days they all look the same to me – “I like pie!”

Don’t see the real Gary much anymore. I guess internet access isn’t always readily available since he was deported back to Mexico.

 
 

Looks like the official representative of the Know Nothing party is here.

As a vegetarian, Saul, I think I have the pedigree to inquire:

How do you deal with the delicious smell of fresh bacon?

 
 

shorter Saul:

Shalom, gentlemen. Now hold on wilst I pull some shit outta my ass…

 
 

Why does Saul bother with the effort? It’s not like anyone here reads any of it, if they even see it at all.

 
 

When I read the title, “Hillary’s Name Is Crossed Off,” I thought maybe the unbelievably appalling legislative attempt to get the Democratic candidate off the Florida ballot in November had worked.

I now am breathing a sigh of relief. For now …

 
 

The bottom line is, the States of Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota are slowly but surely becoming more Republican. The trend can be seen in the three States voting patterns. They used to be solidly Democratic, but in 2004 John Kerry barely carried them by only 1-2%. Soon they will be solid Red States like the rest of the Midwest.

 
 

Hey Saul? Most commenters here have the ability to replace your entire posts with “I like pie!” using a script you will never have. So I’m pretty sure most here don’t even see what you post. Why bother?

 
 

Saul, today of all days you should be saying “I like Pi!”

 
Rugged in Montana
 

I laugh at you ignorant Lie-bruls and your hatered of the U.S. American heartland. You think that home schooling is dumb but American Patriots learn the REAL history of our beloved flag land. Example: In 1927, Wyoming was the first state to outlaw slavery, and you Lie-bruls didn’t even think about that until some time in the hippie 1960’s!! President George W. Bush is a U.S. American Patriot and a war president of this country, so get used to it, Lie-bruls!!!

 
 

S,N! proprietors: can you tell us whether the IP of Saul/Kevin/Booger/St. Whatsis has the same IP as Randall Byrd? Inquiring minds wanna know.

 
 

Saul at 21:34 as an Order 5 Travesty:

The bottom line is, John McCain will carry Wisconsin, Minnesota and politics. I predict (you mark my words on this one) that Bush won in November election by a landslide victory for McCain is a Socially Conservative Rural State and Philidalphea metropolitan areas is a Independent streak and with 52% of the Pittsburg and Michigan with 51%, and Philidalphea metropolitan areas is a Independent streak and Republican over the exceptions of Wisconsin with 51%, and Republican over the military and Michigan.

 
 

Oh, he’s even better as an Order 2:

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NOW it’s making more sense. You’re welcome, Saul. Shalom.

 
 

Off-topic, but… Apparently, you can’t escape Pantload even on gaming forums. What a tiresome creature.

 
 

Saul said,

March 14, 2008 at 21:24

Shalom gentlemen.

Namaste!

 
 

S,N! proprietors: can you tell us whether the IP of Saul/Kevin/Booger/St. Whatsis has the same IP as Randall Byrd? Inquiring minds wanna know.

The proprietors can tell you for sure, but I’m pretty certain the answer to this is no.

 
Smiling Mortician
 

Randall Byrd seems to be channelling something more along the lines of AnnieAngel — its tone is markedly different from the St. Sloogerjames thing, and it posts at an alarmingly “Lookie me!” rate of speed.

 
 

Byrd is more mean spirited than any of the others mentioned. Annie was hateful, but in a stupid, almost retardedly unaware fashion. Limpy was only trying to become famous. The rest are/were either true believer 28%ers, or parody trolls.

Byrd wants you to feel dirty for participating in a community discussion. He wants to cause you to rethink the value this site (and others) have in your life. Byrd is a piece of shit who can only feel good by making you feel bad. Byrd is a cancer, annie is influenza, the rest are just germs.

Byrd I’d deal with maximally. The rest can eat pie….

mikey

 
 

And poor Gary! Having to come back here, of all places, for succor; how very ‘Stockholm Syndomish of him.

 
 

I think Byrd is Kevin. The same kind of smarmy, faux-superior jokey tone, the underpinnings of genuine meanness. Just smacks of Kevin to me.

 
 

tontocal, I think Gary thinks of this as his home. It brings a tear to me eye.

 
K. Ron Silkwood
 

It needs to be said: if I looked like Roberts I wouldn’t have my picture on the site.That’s right from “Open Casket” by Norman Rockwell.

 
 

Carey Robert is the only person whose forehead wrinkles are on the FBI database as his unique identifier, rather than his thumbprint.

 
 

I think Byrd is Kevin. The same kind of smarmy, faux-superior jokey tone, the underpinnings of genuine meanness. Just smacks of Kevin to me.

It’s true that he has the same smarminess, the same lame jokiness. Somehow though the tone is like slightly different to me. Kevin just sounded like a really dumb dick who tried to crowd out our conversation with dumb bullshit. Byrd is a really dumb dick, and also tries to wreck our conversation with bullshit, but Byrd has an angrier edge somehow.

It could still be the same person, though.

 
 

“how very ‘Stockholm Syndromish of him.”

That’s an interesting thought. Has a troll ever been turned?

 
 

Carey also informs us that Hillary was once a “shoe-in” for the nomination.

 
 

I 4 galuv wif awl ov use

 
 

Man, the amount of racist posts on Obama on the contard blogs is just overwhelming. I’m thinking of resuming blogging because of them. Or at least photoshopping plenty of hate bloggers’ heads onto various amusing objects.

 
 

From Carey Roberts’ bio:

…and is an avid soccer fan

An avid soccer fan? Why does he hate America so!!??

 
 

I reckon when they started puttin on those pussy helmets it plumb ruined football for him.

Then baseball let the coloreds in, that was that for the national pastime.

Basketball? You’re puttin me on, right?

Hockey? Don’t the godless ruskies play that?

Nope, soccer’s about the only game a man can enjoy anymore.

Well, that and getting out in the fresh air, shooting at ‘cans.*

* AfriCANS, MexiCANS, Puerto RiCANS, etc.

mikey

 
 

But mikey, they have brown people in soccer as well. Unless he’s watching the National Aryan Soccer League or something.

 
 

And most of the winning soccer teams are from Latin America.

Maybe he should take up watching curling.

 
 

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