Ripped from the pages of Germany’s best-selling newspaper, we bring you this sordid tale of… perverse pornographic theater!

The “work” is supposed to be art that inspires and excites audience members. But now a play being produced in Hamburg has become a case for the police! A criminal investigation has been opened because hardcore pornography is taking place on stage!

It’s not easy being a police officer in Germany. You have to watch things like this.

Audience members watch hard core pornography for 105 minutes. All for a price of 27 Euros!

To think one can download the Paris Hilton video for free. (Or read about Britney Spears’ predilection for putting dildos in her mouth.)

The rest of this post, we dare say, is not work safe.

“Eugenie” then has sex with another woman while a man watches and masturbates. In the next scenes there is oral sex, actors cover themselves with food, urinate. Pornographic movies are shown on a giant screen. Audience members are invited to join the actors on stage. They are supposed to strip and masturbate. Two men accepted the invitation on the first evening.

Now, sadly, comes the more disturbing part:

One of the videos shown, which prompted the police inquiry, shows a woman having sex with a donkey.

Get your dirty hands off Oskar!